The adventure of Blue Ridge: a series of snippets. (a kantai collection fanfic)

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a series of snippets i write occasionally.
warning: things will get weird. there is a tiny bit of chaos level horror in some of the snippets.
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snippet one: the beginning...
this is the first snippet i wrote for this series. hope you enjoy!:

The captain stood on the bridge of his ship, pinching his nose at what one of the repair ships had just told him...
"Wait, you're telling me that my ship, the USS Blue Ridge, is slowly developing her own shipgirl like spirit?"
The repair ship nodded, Akashi, the captain reminded himself that her name was Akashi.
"Hai, and this is an entirely new phenomenon."
"I am going to have SO much paperwork" The captain sighed, "What now?"
Akashi shrugged.
"No idea. just don't get her sunk"
The spirit of the Blue Ridge appeared behind Akashi, she was smiling and the captain did not know why.
The long light blue hair of Blue Ridge framed her face perfectly as she stood there, smiling with her hand on her headset, her other hand thumbing her small helicopter medallion.
The captain frowned.
"Akashi, she's behind you."
Akashi jumped and turned around, only to see a small note that said,
"Welcome to command and control, hello"
Akashi turned to you and asked what the note meant, the captain replied,
"Probably that she is going to be a good comms officer."
The captain sighed as Akashi smiled and left the room..
"God damn it…. Blue Ridge you are going to give me a headache."
Blue Ridge reappeared on the other side of the bridge, closer to where the captain was standing. She was holding a cup of coffee and taking a sip. The captain raised an eyebrow as she pointed outside, the captain walked over and looked outside where he saw a bunch of marines trying to weld an M1A2 Abrams MBT to the deck. The captain sighed as Blue Ridge gritted her teeth and drew one of her 1911's.
"No, let me deal with this, Blue Ridge"
Blue Ridge nodded and relaxed as the captain walked outside to yell at the marines.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING MARINES?"
The marines stopped welding, and turned to face the captain.
"SIR! WE WERE TRYING TO UPGUN BLUE RIDGE!"
The captain facepalmed.
"WELL GUESS WHAT! BLUE RIDGE HAS A SPIRIT NOW WHO WOULD LIKE YOU TO STOP!"
The Marines blanched at the thought of the Phalanx CIWS guns pointing at them.
"SIR YES SIR! WE WILL REMOVE IT!"
The captain nodded as the Marines removed the Abrams from the deck, as the captain walked inside, Blue Ridge smirked and blushed.
"What are you blushing for?"
Blue Ridge pointed to her chest and then to the place where the Abrams was being welded to her deck.
"Oh." the captain deadpanned. "They were welding it to your chest."
Blue Ridge nodded, the captain smirked.
"You do have a nice aft though."
Blue Ridge threw a model helicopter at him.
"OW!" the captain rubbed his cheek at the spot where the model hit him. "I deserved that"
Blue Ridge rolled her eyes, as the captain returned to his seat to watch the clouds pass by over the harbor and DESDIV6 practice. The little DD named Fubuki was having a tiny bit of trouble. But not as much as the new girl, William D. Porter was, she was repeatedly tripping and falling into the water. As Porter tripped, her finger slipped and pulled the trigger, sending a 5in shell straight towards Blue Ridge's hull, only for it to be shredded by the loud BRRT! Of the CIWS guns.
"Thanks Blue Ridge." the captain said as he drank his coffee.
Blue Ridge smiled and returned to watching the radar readouts.
'Things are going to get interesting' the captain thought as he read up on what exactly his ship could do.
He heard a knocking on the door to the bridge.
"Come in."
Blue Ridge disappeared with a smile as the light cruiser naka walked in.
"Naka-chan! Idol of the fleet! I wanted to ask if Blue Ridge-san is available to help with some pyrotechnics?"
The captain was confused..
"How do you know that Blue Ridge has manifested a spirit already?"
Naka shrugged.
"Aoba. she released an article"
The captain swore and replied.
"Does nobody know what OPSEC is? And no she is not available."
Naka sighed and left.
"Too bad."
The captain returned to looking out the window, after taking a look at a photo of the previous captain. Captain Sicola. 'Too bad he rotated out.' the captain thought, 'Taffy Three would rip his sleeves off'.
Meanwhile Blue Ridge was internally very confused. 'What am i feeling? Why do I blush whenever I look at the captain? Something must be wrong with me.' Blue Ridge slapped herself, confusing the captain who shrugged it off and returned to looking out the window.
As the sun set the captain got up and returned to his quarters..
"I need to sleep." he said as he got into bed.
As he slept Blue Ridge appeared in his room and sat down in a chair to keep watch. Just because he was her captain of course, no other reason.
He woke up to see the adorable sight of Blue Ridge asleep in a chair.
"Adorable. I am not going to take a picture though."
He slowly got up and put a fresh working uniform on before walking out to the mess hall for breakfast.
Once he had gotten his food and eaten it he left the ship, and headed for the admiral's office.
Shortly he arrived at the door which had the words: ADM GOTO. YOKOSUKA NAVAL BASE. Engraved on it, as he entered, he could hear the words. "KONGOU DESS" coming from inside. He stepped inside to see the fast battleship Kongou holding onto the admiral's face.
"Sir? Need help?" The captain asked.
Admiral Goto replied, "yes please" as Kongou unlatched herself from him and began to run in the direction of Blue Ridge.
"Captain Keys reporting for duty." Keys stood at attention.
"At ease. So i heard that your ship is slowly becoming a shipgirl?" Goto said.
Keys nodded "yes sir, the USS Blue Ridge is slowly manifesting a spirit. So far she has been quite helpful, if only limited to shooting down stray rounds from your destroyers."
Goto smiled. "I heard about that. Porter was kinda scared"
Keys smiled. "Is that all?"
Goto nodded and waved. "You are dismissed, also I think Kongou may be trying to teach your ship how to be a girl."
Keys nodded and walked out before beginning to sprint back to the Blue Ridge.
'SHITSHITSHIT!, Blue Ridge is not ready for Kongou.' he thought before his train of thought was derailed by the sound of a short burst from one of the CIWS guns. BRRT! The gun fired, shredding the dock in front of Kongou.
'Shit.' Keys thought as blue ridge held one of her pistols to kongous head.
"Hello! Dess? Why are you holding a gun to my head? Dess." Kongou said as Blue Ridge glared.
"BLUE RIDGE! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" Keys yelled, causing Blue Ridge to drop Kongou and snap to attention.
Kongou ran away while Keys glared at Blue Ridge.
For the first time that Keys knew, Blue Ridge talked.
"SIR! I CAUGHT A UNAUTHORIZED BOARDER!" she said.
Keys sighed and motioned for Blue Ridge to get back to work.
"Next time ask for identification first?" Keys said.
Blue Ridge nodded before disappearing.
'Great….. Now what? Blue Ridge has a crush on me?' Keys thought as he headed to the bridge.
End snippet one.
 
snippet 2: valentines day shenangins...
snippet two: OH CRAP IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!
Captain Keys woke up and slowly got out of bed with a groan,
"Why did i stay up so late?" he sighed, "i could have just delegated the paperwork"
He looked at his desk, there seemed to be a bouquet of blue flowers on the table.
"Huh?" Keys said as he checked the date. Today was February fourteenth.
"SHIT! IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!" Keys exclaimed as he looked for a letter.
"Come on, who did this?" Keys looks around for a letter, and finds one written neatly in pen.
Keys reads it, it says: "to Keys… happy valentines day, from LCC-19"
Keys sighed and swore,
"God damn it….. The ship has a crush on me…."
As Keys picked up the letter and put in his pocket, he thought about the shitstorm it would cause.
His mind went immediately to how the politicians and the navy commanders would react. 'Fuck… congress is not going to take this well… it completely upends their argument that shipgirls are just equipment'
Then music starts to play.
"The fuck?" Keys says as he storms to the bridge. "Who is playing music through the ship's PA system?"
A smooth voice begins to sing…
"Can I tell you something just between you and me?" the voice sings.
Keys groans, "fuck… dont tell me its Blue Ridge singing.."
The voice continues as Keys walks onto the bridge.
"When I hear your voice, I know I'm finally free"
Keys groans as he enters the bridge, to see Blue Ridge holding the PA system microphone, and singing..
"Of course it's you…."
Blue Ridge smiles and continues to sing.
"Every single word is perfect as it can be
'Cause I need you here with me"
She finishes the song and smiles.
Keys groans,
"You have just painted a target on your back."
Blue Ridge shrugs, and walks over to Keys.
"Oh… Blue Ridge. Don't even think about it." Keys scolds Blue Ridge as she approaches him.
Blue Ridge smirks before quickly kissing Keys and disappearing.
"Uh…….." Keys says in disbelief.
Keys shakes head at walks outside, where he sees Kongou trying to shove blue ridge back into the bridge.
"GET BACK IN THERE AND CONFESS YOUR BURNING LOVE DESS!!!" Kongou yells.
"NO!" Blue Ridge hits Kongou across the head.
Keys facepalms and is suddenly hit by Blue Ridge who has been thrown at him by Kongou,
"OOF!!! GOD DAMN IT KONGOU!!" Keys yells at the fast battleship, who is running away.
Blue ridge is blushing hard enough to cook an egg on her face, and says..
"Uh… Keys?"
She never used Keys name before, only his rank or "Captain Keys"...
"Yeah?" Keys asks as Blue Ridge stands up, then helps him up.
"I…. i like you." she says with a smile.
Keys is confused, very confused from what Blue Ridge said.
"WHAT?!!" he yells, and slumps into the captains chair…
Blue Ridge frowns nervously. "I said it. I like you, you idiot…"
Keys whacks Blue Ridge over the head.
"No tsundere. You are not a Japanese warship."
Blue Ridge smirks and sits down on the armrest of the captains chair.
"Of course not. Just messing with you."
Keys sighs and stares out the window at the blue waters of the harbor, watching shipgirls practice their sailing. As he watched, Blue Ridge stood up and turned to face him.
"So Keys, would you like to go on a date tomorrow?" she asked.
Keys stared at her with his mouth open before replying.
"Sure."
Keys did not know what he had just gotten himself into.
"Good! See you at eight PM tomorrow." Blue Ridge said in a singsong tone.
 
interlude snippet 2.5: a "date" and explanations.
interlude snippet 2.5: a "date" and explanations.
It was 8pm. Keys and Blue Ridge were standing on the Foredeck of the ship, watching the clouds and the water. It was supposed to be a date, but it did not look like one.
"So, Blue Ridge, what brought this on?" Keys asked, he turned to look at Blue Ridge. Her light blue hair was fluttering in the wind.
"Kongou badgered me into it." she said with a sigh. "The crazy battleship was going on a rant about burning love"
Keys laughed, and patted Blue Ridge on the back.
"That's Kongou for you." he said as he watched the seagulls.
Blue Ridge chuckled.
"Hey, Blue Ridge? You know what happened to cause you to manifest?" Keys asked as he turned to Blue Ridge, who shook her head.
"No, all I know is that there was a summoning attempt" she said.
Keys nodded and began to tell her.
"That is correct, but what you were not told is that they were trying to summon some fleet oilers." he said while looking at Blue Ridge who was intrigued.
"I can see that part of why I manifested, I do carry a whole lot of aviation fuel." she remarked.
Keys smirked and nodded,
"Yes, but what happened was the summoning went perfectly, except for the music…. Instead of Japanese music, it played the song: Country Roads. And you can figure it out from there."
Blue Ridge blinked and let out a laugh.
"Hahaha! So… it was completely by chance.."
Keys laughed as well,
"Yep, but it was good that you manifested."
After that the two spent a few more hours talking, before retiring for the night.
 
snippet three: horrors of the abyss.
Snippet 3: Horrors of the abyss.
March 4, 2026: It was supposed to be a normal patrol mission for DESDIV6, Tenryuu, and Blue Ridge and her crew. until they encountered something horrifying, something that could only be described as terror from the deep.
They were first spotted by the Blue Ridge's Seahawk helicopter pilots.
"This is Seahawk one to Blue Ridge. Come in"
Blue Ridge picked up the radio and answered,
"This is Blue Ridge, over."
Captain Keys was watching the escorting shipgirls, DESDIV 6 and Tenryuu sail alongside his ship, he then turned to Blue Ridge who was the comms officer for that shift.
"We have spotted a new abyssal type…. And it will be in visual range of you within seconds, i suggest you slow down and have the shipgirls get to the port side where it will be approaching you from" the helicopter pilot reported, Blue Ridge could hear the copilot muttering prayers through the microphone.
"This is Blue Ridge, acknowledged, return." Blue Ridge said before turning to see Keys going onto the port superstructure.
When he got outside, Keys saw that the shipgirls were staring at the abyssals with blank, horrified stares, as if they had seen a demon. Keys looked through a pair of binoculars, and what he saw, was more horrifying than he thought possible. The Abyssal cargo ships were not just metal and wood, they had been made out of people. They were monstrous creatures, groaning in pain with every movement, their upper half looked like something out of a horror game. An oversized human torso with bulging muscles and what appeared to be a cargo pod bloating and growing out of their stomachs, with a monstrous amalgam of propeller, leg, tentacle, and fins making up their lower half.
"What the hell are those?" the XO asked and turned to Keys for orders, and he was frozen, unable to say anything.
The rest of the crew members that saw the abominations also froze in horror temporarily, but did their best to keep working, and make sure the ship was ready for orders.
Keys stood there frozen, his brain overwhelmed by the horror and fear he was experiencing, only barely hearing the XO's repeated requests for orders. Blue Ridge was also horrified, but she was not frozen, she was beginning to bend the handrail she was holding onto. But Blue Ridge soon let go of the handrail and turned to Keys.
"Sir, we need orders" she said, tapping him on the shoulder, causing him to snap out of his trance.
"Are both Seahawks onboard?" he asked. Blue Ridge nodded.
"Yes. sir, should i have them loaded up with ordnance?" she asked.
Keys nodded and frowned. "Yes, Hydra Rocket pods, let's put those poor people out of their misery, and have them take pictures for the intel spooks."
Blue Ridge salute and left for the hangar and flight deck.
"Sir, Yes Sir!" she said.
A few minutes later, Keys saw the two Sikorsky Seahawk helicopters that the Blue Ridge carried fly towards the abyssal cargo ships, their wing pylons fully loaded with Hydra Rocket pods.
He then walked back to the bridge, where the nose cameras on the Helicopters had been linked and were transmitting to a large display, and the monsters were more horrifying up close than they were from a distance, the feed showed huge strips of rotting flesh hanging off the victims that had been turned into the monstrous cargo ships, he noticed something on the head of the torso, a small ovoid object, that seemed to have eight spikes which were keeping it attached, the surrounding skin, flesh, and metal was covered in blood and gore.
"This is Seahawk flight, are we clear for engagement?" came over the radio, Keys gave a calm reply with an undertone of rage.
"You are clear to engage, Seahawk flight, put them out of their misery" he said into the microphone.
Shortly after, the screen showed each helicopter dedicating a single rocket pod to each of the abyssal cargo ships, tearing them open with horrible screams of pain while killing them near instantly.
"Sir, should we try and snap our escorts out of their trance?" The XO asked, to which Keys nodded, the XO leaving the bridge. Soon the small fleet group was back on course. But that encounter would forever leave scars in the minds of everyone there, forever reinforcing that the Abyssals were monuments to all of humanity's sins.
 
snippet four: marshmallow hell, the captain needs a hug, and drunk engineers create something.
Snippet 4: marshmallow hell, the captain needs a hug, and drunk engineers create something.
As Keys stepped off his ship onto the dock at Yokosuka, Adm. Goto was waiting for him, with an expression of concern.
"What the fuck happened to you captain?" Goto asked as Keys walked towards him.
"The abyssals made a cargo ship" , Keys replied, "the full details are in the report I composed on the way back here. Also Tenryuu and DESDIV6 might need therapy"
Goto's eyes widened. "What the fuck happend to cause Tenryuu to need therapy?"
"The abyssals had captured humans and turned them into these grotesque cargo ship equivalents. As soon as I snapped out of my horror, I ordered the Seahawks to sink them using hydra rockets." Keys began to walk towards the base's Bar. "Is that all admiral? I really need a drink"
Goto's jaw dropped and he blanched, "you need a drink. And that is all", Goto said as he turned to head to his office.
Keys began to slowly walk towards the bar, as he walked he came across Hoppou, the friendly abyssal that Nagato had adopted.
"Hoppou thinks you are sad. You need Reppu?" Hoppou said with a tiny smile.
"No thanks Hoppou, your Abyssal family has been very naughty, i am not in the mood to play with your toy right now" Keys replied with a smile,
Hoppou nodded and left, Keys soon found a bench, he sat down and held his head in his hands and began to sob, until he felt two pillows? On top of his head.
"Is the captain sad? What happened?" the person behind him said.
Keys looked up, only to see the smiling face of the battleship shipgirl Mutsu staring back at him..
"THE FUCK MUTSU?!" Keys yelled, only to be muffled by Mutsus….. Marshmallows.
"You need a hug captain.." Mutsu said as she hugged Keys.
Keys sighed and resigned himself to marshmallow hell.
"Just let me go" he said, but then he began to hear the WHUP WHUP WHUP of a flying helicopter.
"The fuck? I thought there were not supposed to be any helicopters flying around"
He looked up, Mutsu had released him, and what he saw made him both terrified and happy. He saw what appeared to be a much larger Seahawk, with a chin mounted autocannon in a turret, and some larger weapons pylons. Along with being colored completely black, it had a bunch of small flags painted on the side.
"What did the engineers do now?" he said as he got up and began to walk towards the hangars.
He could vaguely hear hardbass and other music coming from the furthermost hangar, that the new helicopter was sitting in front of.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!" Keys yelled, instantly causing the engineers to turn to him with shock, until one stepped forward.
"Chief engineer Simmons. Welcome to the hub captain… it's where us engineers relax…" the chief engineer said, "you like the new helicopter?, we decided to make it after we read your reports".
"So what? Is this a gift? A new helicopter for my crew?" keys asked grumpily.
One of the engineers stepped forward and shoved a bottle of vodka into keys's hands.
"Da comrade. Have a gift. You are brave for facing those monstrosities down." the Russian engineer said with a smirk.
Keys raised an eyebrow and took a swig, before turning to the engineers and saying,
"Carry on. Just don't blow anything up" he then returned to his quarters where he fell asleep.
 
My only suggestion is that you go through each post and properly format the text so it is easier to read. Sadly, this is a common issue with copy pasta process from word editing to forum post is that the result squishes text together unless you double space your lines in the editor to begin with.
 
Snippet 5: yandere battleship, careful cruiser.
Snippet 5: yandere battleship, careful cruiser.
March 20th, 2026.
Keys was having the worst day. First the abyssals attacked, they were fought off via the shipgirls with air support from his ship. Then afterwards Mutsu tried to start a fight with Blue Ridge.
"God damn it…." His head hit his desk. He sighed. "I think I know why the fight started… but it's not good.." Keys was tired and grumpy, his tolerance had been completely drained due to the fights. "God damn yandere battleships and tsundere LCC's. What am I going to do?" Keys sighed, and stood up. "I need a drink. I hope the engineers club still is in that hangar" he said to himself as he began to walk. Keys could hear Mutsu and Blue Ridge having another argument, and sighed. "God fucking dammit. Not again." The two shipgirls were having a mexican standoff. Blue Ridge standing on the deck of her Hull and Mutsu standing on the dock.
"Keys is MINE!" Mutsu demanded, to Blue Ridge's chuckles.
Blue Ridge retorted, "Yeah right you outdated floating hunk of scrap". Mutsu sputtered and summoned her rigging and pointed her main guns at Blue Ridge,
"I WILL SINK YOU!" was Mutsu's retort. Blue Ridge sighed as her CIWS guns activated and readied.
"Not a chance you old hag" Blue Ridge replied. Mutsu growled,
"Go fuck yourself you jumped up flattop"
Keys watched these exchanges with a groan and stepped in between the two. "Now ladies, lets not do anything harsh"
Blue Ridge returned to parade rest, and nodded. "Yes sir." Mutsu smiled warmly and cooed, "yes my captain~"
Keys sighed and continued walking to the hangar, where the engineers were drinking and fixing vehicles. When he got there, the engineers congratulated him on surviving another battle.
"DA! COMRADE CAPTAIN IS HERE!" the russian accented engineer yelled as he shoved a bottle of beer into Keys hand.
"Thanks.. But can you keep it down.. I am just here to drink" Keys replied with a slight smile.
Keys sat down on an empty crate and drank the beer he had been handed. "I caught Mutsu and Blue Ridge fighting again…, god damn it…" he sighed.
The Russian engineer patted Keys on the back and nodded, "da, is it a problem?"
"Don't get me wrong, they are both wonderful women. But god damn it. Why do they keep threatening to shoot each other?" Keys replied. The russian engineer shrugged and replied,
"Maybe you just need to get them in the same room as you, and use your influence to get them to talk calmly?"
"That wouldn't even work, I tried that. And experienced double marshmallow hell" Keys lamented.
The russian engineer laughed and threw Keys's empty beer bottle in a recycling bin, before handing him a bottle of very high proof vodka. "Here comrade, you need it"
Keys grabbed the bottle and poured a glass. "Thanks" Keys replied before drinking the whole glass and pouring another.
"Uh….wow" The Russian engineer was amazed. "Most people would be drunk by now."
Keys smiled, he was a tiny bit tipsy. "Well I have to put up with a lot. And I am not a lightweight"
Keys and the engineers continued drinking for a few hours until Keys passed out…
"I…. I think I need to sleep" Keys muttered before falling asleep. As he fell asleep Blue Ridge and Mutsu stormed into the hangar.
"Look Mutsu, there is Keys. Now lets get him back to his quarters" Blue Ridge said as she grabbed Keys legs.
"Hai" Mutsu agreed as she grabbed Keys's shoulders and the two shipgirls lifted Keys up and began to carry him back to the USS Blue Ridge. It took a half hour before they arrived at Keys's quarters.
"He looks so peaceful…~" Mutsu said as the two shipgirls tucked him into bed.
"He does… good night captain" Blue Ridge muttered. Keys was muttering in his sleep, twisting and turning in his bed, "god damn monsters"
"Blue Ridge? What does the captain mean?" Mutsu asked with a worried look.
"He is talking about the abyssal cargo ships we encountered a few days ago on patrol…" Blue Ridge said with a touch of disgust. "They were made from human prisoners, they horrified everybody."
"Is he fine?" Mutsu asked with worry.
"I don't know…" Blue Ridge replied.
Mutsu thought for a moment, then looked at Blue Ridge, then at Keys.
"Maybe we get in bed with him? Cuddles?" Mutsu offered.
"Sure… just… please don't do anything to him" Blue Ridge said.
Mutsu nodded and the two shipgirls climbed into Keys's bed, it was the first good night's sleep he had in months.
 
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