When the Golden Idiot is finally slain the unlucky victim of a ROB gets to deal with another...
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Sure, go ahead.Pretty interesting, mind if I give ya a couple spelling and grammar corrections?
When you put it that way, immediately ordering an attack sounds completely reasonable.When you see an unknown man in a heretically red robe probably dyed in the blood of sacrificed Imperials, the mask that only reminded him of wraithbone made by foul Eldar xenos, and the undeniable proof of warp sorcery with how this man flew, literally flew in the air as if laws of gravity simply didn't apply to him there was only one thing Commissar Baltus could've done.
A man in a crimson red robe with a white featureless mask whooped and cheered.A man in crimson red robe with a white featureless whooped and cheered.
Just a moment earlier he had appeared in a flash of golden light, and with his quest was over, he might be forgiven for not noticing that he had appeared in the midst of an Imperial Guard encampment.Just a moment earlier he appeared in a flash of golden light, now that his quest was over, so he might be forgiven for not noticing that he appeared in the midst of an Imperial Guard encampment.
Or invite him in for tea and crumpets. How would he know? It's not like he spoke Low Gothic.Or invite him in for tea and crumpets. You never know. Low Gothic is nothing like English after all.
Thinking it quite possible, or rather, quite likely, that it was the former he decided that with the small amount of time he had left it was his duty to say something very important.Thinking it quite possible, or rather likely that it was the first one he decided that with the small amount of time he had left it was his duty to say something very important.
Something so deep, so profound, that it would forever remain in history as his famous last wordsSomething deep, something so profound that it will forever remain in history as his famous last words.
He had even less time when Commissar Baltus barked an order and hundreds of guns, some lasrifles, some conventional autoguns, roared as one.He had even less when Commissar Baltus barked a word and as one hundreds of guns some lasrifles, some conventional autoguns roared.
Commissar Baltus however, was rooted to the spot, seething in a rage that would make a Khorne Berserker proud. (I'm not sure if there's a better word, but it seems like there might be.)Commissar Baltus however was rooted to the spot, seething in rage that would make a Khorne Berserker proud.
"Man, sucks that we couldn't hit him eh, Commish?" Timmy a sixteen year old Guardsman recruit remarked nonchalantly. (I believe that Commish is shorthand for Commissioner, not Commisar, though I'm not the biggest 40k buff in the world.)"Man. What rotten luck that we couldn't hit him eh, Commish?" Timmy the 16 year old Guardsman recruit commented in his nonchalant manner.
So the si took eidolon on hard mode with blank or shattered limiter and no drawbacks ?
"You never know" for example is a phrase I've heard many, many time. Commish is also a slang, or colloquial way to refer to a Commissar in this case.
Why thank you. Dark Ness is completely right in that it's too early to end this, so I'll definitely continue. It's partially born out of wondering what happened to that Space Aztec Primarch-Si fic, a couple of really good Planetary Annihilation fics in Warhammer 40k and a couple of other things.Thats really awersome.
I will sacrifice 10 tellytubies and 2 khorne worshippers to your muse, in hope that she don't abandom this idea
It's funny but it's realistic background flavour kind of funny. Bored soldiers bet on anything and everything, absolutely nothing unusual there.I'm pretty sad nobody commented on the Bingo yet. I found it pretty funny, then again it is my first attempt at writing comedy.
Funny you should mention that...It's kind of weird how the Orks basically just imitate Imperial tech. You never see them gargling up some sort of orkish wraithbone, commandeering Dark Eldar stuff, or kumping Necrons to riffle through their pockets. Bit of a missed opportunity that.
Maybe because the imperials are more their style seeing as the eldar are pretty much about elegance and the tau are about range.It's kind of weird how the Orks basically just imitate Imperial tech. You never see them gargling up some sort of orkish wraithbone, commandeering Dark Eldar stuff, or kumping Necrons to riffle through their pockets. Bit of a missed opportunity that.
I think it is because the Imperial Tech doesn't teleport away like Necrons (I think there actually was an Ork with some Necro tech, though), nor does it work on incompatible Warp principles like Eldar tech. There is no explanation for why they can't take Tau tech, though....It's kind of weird how the Orks basically just imitate Imperial tech. You never see them gargling up some sort of orkish wraithbone, commandeering Dark Eldar stuff, or kumping Necrons to riffle through their pockets. Bit of a missed opportunity that.
This promises to be most amusing. I just want to see this conversation between Esper and GEoM.