Chapter 2: Snowwhere to Go
Star City
July 5, 5:45 AM PDT
As the morning light spills onto my face, the foul stench of what I assume is the chicken coop fills my nose.
Must have hit my head and passed out. With an explanation for the strangely realistic dream, I open my eyes in preparation for the day.
It's not the chicken coop I find myself in. Peering around reveals I'm on my back in a rusty dumpster, covered in in what I hope is just Chinese food. The sight of my still greyish-blue fingers is what finally gets me to move.
"It wasn't a dream." Groaning as the pain in my head grows more intense, I fail to hear the sound of a woman chuckling. "What the hell is going on?"
As I reach for the rim of the dumpster, a layer of flowing ice starts to grow around me. Like a second skin it coats my body, with my hands and forearms growing thick like clawed gauntlets.
Trying not to hyperventilate, I hoist myself up and over the edge. I misjudge my new strength and tumble onto the pavement.
"Ouch." I groan as I try to sit back up.
"Stay down." A voice that I've never heard but recognize somehow, hisses at me the same time a boot slams into my chest. "We need to talk about your failure yesterday."
When I look up and see a masked girl in a green kimono, I have to hold my self back from leering at her legs. The sai in her hand is far too close to my left eye, for me to risk my normal lip.
"I need to go to get into Belle Reve as soon as possible don't I?" The memory of Icicle senior ordering me to get arrested is enough for me to sputter out an answer.
"Yes." Jade nods and more memories start to fill in the gaps. "So why did you run from the archers?"
The daughter of a family friend, but where's her sister?
Thinking as fast as I can, my words come out in a series of rushed wheezes. "I haven't really done enough on my own to actually end up in the big house." She snorts in amusement, but does nod for me to continue.
"I need to work on my portfolio first."
Prisoners can still get an education. "Show everyone I'm not just following my dad's orders."
This will be my chance to apply to an art school and go legit. "You know..." A smirk grows as the beginning of a plan starts to form. "Find my own way to Candy Mountain."
"What?" I can tell she's scowling at me, even behind the cat like mask. "... Doesn't matter." Jade shakes her head and growls down at me. "Just know that this is the only warning you're going to get. Don't make Sportsmaster pay you a visit."
A date flashes in my memories and I scowl in resignation. "I need to be in Belle Reve by the end of August. I'll make sure it happens."
When Jade stops pressing down on my chest, I take the chance to get an amazing view of her legs. "See something you like?"
"Just trying to get inspiration for my next piece." I may have memories of Cameron being awkward around girls and being a braggart. But he was just looking at his life the wrong way.
Instead of whining over not being a top tier super villain, he should have been revelling in the fact that he had powers at all.
I'm not going to make the same mistakes my body has been his whole life.
"You might not die in prison." She finally snorts after a tense few seconds of silence. "I'm glad you finally found your balls. You're going to need them." With a snap of her leg, she sends my head crashing back against the dumpster.
By the time I manage to clamber to my feet, Jade is long gone.
First thing's first. Can't be going by Junior anymore, not if I want to get tried as an adult.
Instead of trying to wipe the slime off of me, I focus on the layer of somehow fluid ice now covering me. It only takes a few moments of focus before it cracks and crumbles away.
"Oh that's so much better." I stretch in relief even as a new layer starts to regrow reflexively. "And of course they took my wallet." All of pockets have been turned out, with my old crew only leaving my in my trash soaked jeans.
"Clothes, food, and transportation." I mutter to myself and decide my destination can be decided later. "All of which can be acquired with money."
What I'm going to do should make me feel bad, I know that. But I've already stolen a body somehow. It's not like some petty crime will really scar my soul.
As long as I don't hurt any people, I can focus on theft and property damage. Once I'm in Belle Reve, I can finish whatever my final mission is for the Shadows.
Then I can do whatever I want once I serve my time. And I can probably speed that up with some kind of work release program. If I add to the polar ice packs and some glaciers, that should shave a decade off my sentence.
With a confident stride quite unlike the cocky swagger this body used to have, I emerge from the alley ready to face a new day. My eyes roam the street and scan for anyone out this early.
"Hey you!" Coming out of an older apartment building, is a cyclist with his bike in hand. "Don't move!"
He tries to flee, only for me to meet him at the bottom of the stairs. I cross my arms and shake my head at the middle aged man.
"I was only going to take the bike. But you made me run and I
hate doing that." Gym is the only class I did worse in than art. "So now I want you're wallet."
He doesn't try to argue once I make my fingers glow blue, dropping the bike and tossing his wallet at me with shaking hands. "And the helmet."
I probably don't need it, but I'm not risking the wrath of my grandmother's ghost.
"Thanks Mark." I frown at the shaking man and start to feel a little bad. "Now I can't have you calling the cops for a little while. So how about we make a deal?"
Mark nods slowly as I return his driver's license to the wallet. "Good. So if you don't call this in until I get something faster, I'll leave the wallet and bike somewhere for you." He blinks in confusion and I make sure to clarify with a wink. "I just want the money. We don't look anything alike, so I can't use this to get into any strip clubs."
"How long do I have to wait..." Mark pauses as he looks for the right way to phrase it. "Before calling in my stolen bike?"
"Just check the news every few hours. I should be out of here by dinnertime." It's not going to be hard to find a dealership.
And I have enough cash to bribe a homeless person to grab some clothes. I can hit the drive though on the way out of town and start my mayhem.
The California redwoods are supposed to be nice this time of year... Maybe that should be my first stop?
July 5, 10:29 AM PDT
Star City is almost a mirror of San Francisco and it doesn't take long for me to pass a streetcar on my way downhill. It takes less than twenty minutes to get a hoodie thrown at me, with socks and sweat pants wrapped up inside.
"Crocs?" I scowl at the bright pink 'shoes'.
"I didn't think normal shoes would fit those feet." The sweaty woman I assume is a prostitute rasps back and takes a long drag off the smoke I know she bought with my money.
When I glance down and take in the ice build up that's nearly as thick as the stuff on my forearms, I sigh in frustration. "Thanks. Here's your payment." I hand her the three hundred I managed to withdraw from Mark's account.
She snatches the cash from my hand and doesn't wait for another word before scampering away.
Senior really hasn't given our family a good rep in this city.
"And now I need something better than a ten speed." The bike was nice but it's not going to get me out of the state.
After an hour of staking out the Suzota dealership, I finally decide the soccer mom van will be the most discreet.
And I can sleep in it.
Pulling open the front door, I growl at the approaching salesmen. "Get me your manager."
He doesn't react until I rip off my hood, revealing my very recognizable face.
Well... at least in Star City.
"I need a car and you have a choice." The manager is hit with my offer the second he emerges from his office. "You give my one off the lot and call it in once I'm gone..." My eyes scan the employees for any sign of heroics and I thankfully find none. "Or I can trash every single one in the lot and take one of yours."
"Which one do you want?" The pudgy man with a comb over gasps in sheer terror, making that feeling of shame return.
"The turquoise van in the corner of the lot." The keys slam into my chest a moment later and the manager thrusts the salesman at me.
"Anthony here will get you all set up!" Once the order has been given, the cowardly boss flees back into his office.
"Well let's go Tony, I don't want to be here when the cops show up." He leads me out into the yard and gets confused when I stop him halfway. "I want your van. Your boss is already calling in this one, so I need to buy myself some time."
He hands me his keys with fear in his eyes and I sigh once again. "And can you make sure the bike and this wallet go to the cops. They can give them back to the dude I stole them from."