The Proud Do Not Endure 46
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"No, I don't want any of this. I like my brain how it is."
PRESENCE: VERY DIFFICULT
CHECK: FAILED
You deliver the words through clenched teeth, eyes bulging like a wounded animal, sweat beading on your forehead. The objective lie is so obviously a lie that Toothsome looks over his shoulder to make sure there are no officers within earshot.
TOOTHSOME: "Uh... are you alright, lady?"
"Yes. I'm having a fantastic day, and now I'm having no drugs, which is, as should be obvious, also fantastic."
TOOTHSOME: "Er... alright then." he backs off, slowly. "Let me know if you change your mind. I'll let you know about them pamphlets, will I?"
He withraws to the safety of the crowd.
It's probably for the best. We don't want anyone to suspect that we are losing our grip on reality. Now, where were we?
Ah yes.
"So what's up with you?"
FINGER 1: We do your bidding as always, mother. Direct us to point, poke, lift, or to other actions besides!
FINGER 3: But our brother is slain, murdered! Repay our loyalty, and avenge us!
"Wait, why are you male, and also my children?"
FINGER 6: The lurid intricacies of your psychosocial fixations are not the purpose of this hallucination, mother!
FINGER 3: You must find the one who murdered our brother! Only then will we be at peace!
THUMB 1: I don't think this is going to be relevant to anything.
FINGER 7: Pay no attention to the thumb! It is foolish and half-formed, and cannot grasp the matter at hand!
THUMB 2: Maybe we should just get a replacement finger and stop worrying about it.
FINGER 8: Blasphemy! Betrayal! We shall never accept an outsider into our midst. Some articulated facsimile would forever be an unloved outsider among our fraternity. The ongoing consequences among your fingers could be dire. Dire!
[ ] I agree with the fingers, I should find the person who cut off Finger 2 years ago and make them pay.
[ ] I agree with the thumbs, I should just get a prosthetic finger or something.
[ ] Why am I even talking to you? This is stupid.
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