[X] Drink some beers
Tuesday, September 6, 2016.
You stumble into Legal Research and Writing at 8:31 AM with a pounding head, bloodshot eyes, and a dry mouth. (LokNote: You have taken your first step into a wider world young Padawan.) The classroom is a lecture theatre-style, with tiered tables holding about seventy-five students. It's already packed to the gills. The only open seats are in the front row, directly in front of the podium, at the professor's eye level. Every person has a laptop open in front of them, and 95% of them are on Facebook. 50% of those are playing Tetris (LokNote: Tetris? They need to get with the times and play Bejewled).
"So glad you could join us," Professor Dink says, his voice dripping with contempt. "You're lucky this isn't a courtroom and I'm not a judge, or I would have cited you for contempt and you'd be in jail."
You pour yourself into a seat as the class laughs. You open your macbook and pop up facebook. The class chat is already buzzing as Professor Dink starts talking about statements of claim and defenses and rules of civil procedure.
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