It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia (My Little Pony/IASIP Crossover Quest)

[RiverDelta]

It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia

Welcome!
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Welcome to "It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia", a very odd little crossover idea I had for a Quest. The tone is intended to be black comedy. The Herd (the main cast) will rarely if ever accomplish or achieve something. They lead a life destined for painful, stupid, inane failure. This is good, because they are evil. The Herd are ponies of the worst possible kind, willing to do almost any crime or vile act for the most stupid and petty of reasons. When voting, please do not try to write the main character as a good person. This is a black comedy about awful ponies in a nice little fantasyland. You control the scum of Equestria. Please vote for whatever stupid, shortsighted, actively malicious decision interests you.

This quest will use no rules, it will effectively be a choose-your-own-adventure game. There are no mechanics to note. It is extremely lightweight. In addition, this is my first quest, so please be gentle, I'm still figuring this out as I go along, I'll try my best. Please note that the characters are meant to be repulsive and evil, so they may do things like break into people's houses, pretend to have illnesses, manipulate and lie to other characters, espouse fundamentalist rhetoric, use spiteful or outdated/pejorative language, or the like. They will probably not succeed at these things, they're morons, but they will try. Note that this is a general content warning, I'll try not to get too dark (It is My Little Pony, after all), but this may touch on some sensitive themes. The story takes place in a general slightly vague Friendship is Magic early-season setting, though elements of later seasons may come into play.

Thank you so much for coming, and let's get to it!

Character Equivalents between this Quest and IASIP:

Earl Grey: Dennis Reynolds' pony equivalent.
Sweet Tea: Dee Reynolds' pony equivalent.
Crack Lightning: Ronald "Mac" MacDonald's pony equivalent.
Black Coffee: Frank Reynolds' pony equivalent.
Ratcatcher: Charlie Kelly's pony equivalent.

Previously On, "It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia"

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"By Celestia, you're from Fillydelphia? I am so, so sorry! Nobody should have to suffer like that!" Rarity said, as she looked over at Sweet Tea. Sweet Tea was...disheveled, to put it lightly, her blonde mane in an absolute mess.

"Oh, shut up, bitch, Fillydelphia's a hundred times better than this shitty town!" Tea exclaimed.

"...I'm sorry, I'm confused about those words you're using. What do "bitch" and "shitty" mean? Is this some sort of...Fillydelphian slang?" Rarity asked, her head tilted a bit as she levitated her teacup to sip.

"I have a crowbar in the back room and I'm not afraid to use it!" Sweet Tea yelled.

"Oh, in the name of the Princesses, what in the world did I do?" Rarity asked, jerking back. She turned to the lean, well-cut stallion behind the counter of Catty's Cafe. "Sir, your waitress is threatening my life!" she exclaimed.

Earl Grey started to trot over to the Element of Harmony. "...I am so, so sorry. My sister, here, Tea, is mentally disabled."

"I'm not mentally disabled, you cu—" Tea yelled, hitting Rarity's full teacup with her wing and sending it smashing against the wall, splattering tea like bloodstains.

"Oh, she's deeply ill, you know how it is. I'm so sorry, she's very slow and has the mental maturity of a foal, so she says swear words but she doesn't really know what they mean," the male pegasus interrupted, running a hoof through his neatly cut hair.

"Oh, dear, I'm very sorry," Rarity said, still visibly shaken. "I was always under the impression that people with mental disabilities were a bit less...violent?" Rarity said.

Earl Grey nodded solemnly. "I know, I know," he said, his head hung low. "It's just that she was also raised by our abusive grandfather, who forced her to fight in the Murder Pits of Fillydelphia for money, and so she developed some, uh, aggression."

"Oh my!" Rarity said. "Murder Pits? That sounds incredibly unpleasant. I'm certainly happy you both escaped."

Earl Grey nodded with a smooth smile, and Sweet Tea bucked the table over Rarity's head and onto the floor. "I'm not mentally disabled, there aren't any Murder Pits, and Grey is a big, fat, stupid liar! Now fuck off!" she yelled.

"What does "fuck off" mean?" Rarity asked.

"Get out," Earl Grey helpfully translated.

"Well, I suppose I will. Thank you for the tea," Rarity said, politely but with some steel in her voice. "I will not be recommending this establishment in the future." Rarity walked out the door of the cafe into the streets of Ponyville, and Earl Grey closed the door behind her.

"What the moon was that, Tea?" Earl Grey asked. "I gave you a great chance to get out of the situation with a well-placed lie, and you just threw it away!"

"You said I was re—"

Earl Grey put a hoof to her lips. "Shut the fuck up." He eyed the shattered teacup on the floor, surrounded by brown stains on the wallpaper. "Where's Ratcatcher? We need a janitor," the pegasus asked.

"Probably in the bathroom drinking paint," Tea said.

Earl Grey sighed. "...Yeah, probably." He went to walk over to the stallion's bathroom, opening the door to find a brown-coated earth pony with his hand covered in bright orange paint. The earth pony in question started to lick his hoof. "Dear Celestia, Rat, what are you doing?" he asked.

"Havin' lunch," Ratcatcher replied, through mouthfuls of paint. "I need to stay healthy."

"...How is eating paint healthy?" Earl Grey asked.

"It's got Vitamin C in it."

"...How?"

"It's orange, orange things are orange because of Vitamin C. So it's healthy," Ratcatcher shrugged.

"Luna in lingerie, that's moronic."

"Oranges and carrots are expensive, Grey. Paint's cheap. Really, I'm the one making the clever buys."

"Well, stop eating paint, there's a tea stain on the wall and the carpet and some broken ceramic you need to clean up."

Ratcatcher looked away. "I mean, come on, can't we just trick Sweet Tea into doing it?"

"Sweet Tea is a waitress, not a janitor. Do your damn job." At that, Earl Grey trotted away, back to the counter. He sighed, relaxed his muscles, sat down on his flanks, and tried to breathe deeply. In and out, he thought, in and out. As he started to get into a cozy rhythm, watching to his amazement that Ratcatcher actually had a mop in his mouth, there was a colossal thud and the door swung open, crashing into the wall.

"Never fear, everypony, Crack Lightning is here!" His black mane was gelled back and he had a goatee, along with a well-muscled form.

Sweet Tea waved to Crack Lightning. "...Hey, Crack." She started to giggle. "Crack," she snorted. Crack Lightning performatively ignored her puerile humor and put his hoofs together. "As the sole godly member of the Herd, I have to say that it's a good thing I'm saving myself for marriage because Earl Grey looks hot as fuck right about now," he said.

Earl Grey shivered. "Not gonna happen," he said.

"Whatever, dude." He shot Sweet Tea a look he probably thought was badass behind his aviator sunglasses, looking over them at her.

"The fuck?" Sweet Tea asked.

"I gave you an ocular patdown. All in a day's work for a tough customer like me. Now I know you don't have any weapons on you," Crack said. "Alright, Coffee, come on in!"

A very short, very fat unicorn came through the door. He was balding, with his remaining dark hair shooting off to the sides like a Hearth's Warming Eve troll. "Ey! Crack, Ratcatcher, Earl Grey, good to see all ya!" He adjusted his thin glasses with his telekinesis.

Sweet Tea stared at her father. "...What about me?"

"I dunno, didn't feel like it," Coffee said, plopping his rear on top of a table. "So, we ready?"

What's Your Name?
There may be diversions to other playable characters as the story goes on.​

[ ] Crack Lightning

Proudly gay (but still unable to find a date), proudly a religious fundamentalist (possibly one of the few in Equestria) for the (tiny) Cult of Sombra, allegedly a badass, really not. A coward, a loser, a judgmental egotist, and ultimately a stallion deeply trying to ignore the fact that his name sounds much sillier than he'd like it to. It's a badass name, really. He's the security guard for Catty's Cafe.

[ ] Black Coffee

The crude, extremely wealthy Polar Bear Lands sweatshop tycoon who claims to have fathered Tea and Grey, Black Coffee is an old, very perverted, manipulative stallion willing to do anything for money or pleasure. He's a deeply messed up and cruel person, but he might be the most mature of the group. Still, he's impulsive, short-tempered, trigger-happy, and generally as much of a mess as the rest of the Herd. He funds Catty's Cafe.

[ ] Earl Grey

There's a decent chance Earl Grey is a sociopath, or at least he fits the main criteria: a lack of empathy. He's a consummate liar, a natural con artist, a toxic date, a rumored serial killer (it isn't true, but he likes to feed that myth), and one of the most competent members of the Herd. Really, that's not saying much, he's almost as big a garbage heap of a failure of a pony as the rest of them, but Celestia, does he think otherwise. He runs the cafe and mans the counter.

[ ] Sweet Tea

She's the explosive-tempered sole mare of the Herd who dreams of becoming an actress well-known enough to perform her "wacky" (read: usually bigoted towards unicorns, earth ponies, and other sentient species) characters for an audience of the Princesses of Equestria. Deeply pathetic, constantly put down by the stallions of the group, she acts out. Tea ultimately wants success, to be a great comedian and actress, but right now she's a waitress stuck with the rest of these wannabe alpha stallion jerkwads. She's the one waitress at Catty's Cafe.

 

[Alter]

This looks interesting, even if I admit that I have seen It's always sunny really sparsely. Still I want to see what will come up.
For the vote I don't have a strong preference since I know so little about the show, but I think I'll go with
[X] Sweet Tea

 

[Bylba]

[X] Earl Grey
Simply because he is competent.
(And I don't feel like hitting his head with a chair)

 

[Miriam]

[X] Earl Grey

 

[Puget Sound]

[X] Sweet Tea

 

[RiverDelta]

I feel like I should note that while the main characters are evil and outrageous people, I intend to make them entertaining, and everyone else in the setting should be normal, likable characters.

So the aim is to avoid the "too bleak, stopped caring" effect.

 

[EagerListener]

[X] Earl Grey

 

[lelenoi]

[X] Earl Grey

 

[RiverDelta]

Adhoc vote count started by RiverDelta on Jun 19, 2022 at 12:57 PM, finished with 7 posts and 6 votes.

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  4 people have voted

  [X] Earl Grey

  • Bylba
  • Miriam
  • EagerListener
  • lelenoi

  2 people have voted

  [X] Sweet Tea

  • Alter
  • Puget Sound

Voting is closed, everypony! Update will be coming shortly!

 

[RiverDelta]

"So, we ready?" Coffee croaked out.

His name was Earl Grey, the unofficial leader of the Herd, and he watched Ratcatcher attempt to mop up a broken ceramic cup after having attended to the tea stain on the floor. Grey noted that he'd have to hide the stain on the wall somehow. "Ready for what, Coffee?" Grey asked. "Look, whatever wacky scheme you've got in your head, we own a cafe and we actually need to operate it. Sometimes."

"Oh, you're gonna like this one, Grey," Coffee said, with a broad smile on his face. "So, a little bird told me—"

"Hey, don't call me a bird!" Sweet Tea said.

"As I was sayin', a little birdie told me that there's this new pony in town, and I think we can fleece 'er for everything she's got!"

"Who's the bird if not Tea, Coffee?" Earl Grey asked.

"Figure of speech, but I know these two guys, you know, the Flim-Flam Brothers? The apple cider machine ponies? They told me this rich traveling magician named Trixie's come into town. They've been selling their cider at her shows. All we have to do is get her to pay us before she moves out of town, and by the time she leaves she'll be far away enough that she can't call us out!" Coffee said.

"Uh, why would she pay us? What could we even offer her?" Ratcatcher asked.

"...Didn't really get that far." Black Coffee shrugged.

Earl Grey brought up an idea. "Wait a minute. Tea, what if we pretended to be talent agents? If she's a traveling magician, she probably doesn't have a dedicated place to perform, you know? So all we have to do is convince her we can make her big, take a hefty 'cut' of what she's making, and she leaves town none the wiser!"

Tea nodded. "That...That could actually work."

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Midday, lunch hour. Sweet Tea wore a yellow blazer and skirt with a white blouse, while Earl Grey wore a black tie, a white collared undershirt, and a mustard suit jacket and trilby. "You really think this is gonna work?" she whispered to Earl Grey, looking up at the covered wagon they stood outside of in the middle of town.

"Yeah, of course it'll work, I came up with the idea. What are you gonna spend your cut on?" Grey asked.

"I kinda wanna get a poetry journal," Tea said.

"...A journal? Tea, don't be stupid, we're going to make bits hand over fist, you can buy a lot more with that than a poetry journal!"

"Fair, yeah." She hmmm-ed. "What about a train?"

"An entire train?"

"Yeah."

"How would a traveling magician be able to afford...Celestia, Tea, do you know at all how money works?"

"What are you gonna spend it on, then, if you're such a genius?" Tea asked. A bush begun to blow in the wind.

"I'll probably use it to get some nicer clothes, work on my wardrobe, you know, enhance my options with the EARL GREY system."

"The what?"

"My strategy for picking up mares. E stands for Engage Persuasively. For example, let's take the time I seduced Minuette. I Engaged Persuasively by approaching her in her pharmacy with a forged prescription for my 'sick grandma'. That helped to persuade her that I was a compassionate person. It was a good first impression. Next, there's A. A stands for Artificial Vulnerability. Ponies can be easily convinced to trust someone with someone using just a bit of vulnerability. Not too much, but a bit. I mentioned that I was worried about my 'grandma' and she told me that she was confident that my relative would be OK, and that if I ever needed someone to talk to she was there. So I had her on the hook."

"Oh, geez," Tea mumbled.

"Next I had to: R: Reorient the Conversation. In the case of Minuette, I asked her how she was doing, and said I hoped she had some things she was proud of. She told me she did, that she was working on composing some sheet music. I told her that sounded fascinating, and I'd love to talk to her sometime about it. So I: L: Leave and Make Plans with her. We agreed to meet the next day in the town square. So at that point I was able to enact G: Get Intimate. I started to get a bit closer to her, and asked her if she was single. She said she was, and so I casually dropped that I was too. I told her she was beautiful in the sunlight and that I'd love to get to know her better. I guided the conversation towards a romantic topic, and we decided to go to a nice restaurant for a date.

"That brings us to R. Restrict Location. Now, I knew that the restaurant I was bringing her to was closed on Sundays, so I offered that we could order a pizza and go back to my apartment instead once we saw the sign and I 'realized' we couldn't go to the restaurant. So, having trapped her in my apartment, I used E: Engage Sexually. You know how that'd go, of course. Finally, there's Y: You Leave Her Forever. Having gotten what I wanted, I said goodbye to her and never talked to her again, avoiding the pharmacy entirely."

Tea's face had drained of all color. "You're an awful person."

Earl Grey chuckled. "Maybe, but I didn't even get into the times that I had to simulate an aggressive stalker to drive the mare into my grasp—"

"...Uh, can we get back to the scam?" Tea asked.

"Right, yeah," Earl Grey noted, running a hoof through his gelled-up hair. "Excuse me?" he asked, loudly, before walking up the flimsy wooden stairs of the wagon to knock at the door. Knock, knock, knock. He walked back down.

There was silence.

Tea waited, tapping her hoof against the dirt floor.

Earl Grey checked his watch.

Then, the door finally opened, and a blue unicorn with a white-ish blue mane and tail opened the door with a wooden whine. "Hello? Who is bothering the Great and Powerful Trixie?" she asked in a haughty tone.

Earl Grey put on his best fast-talking salesman voice. "Well, miss, I'm Honey Drop and this is Humblebee, and we're talent scouts for the Mantis Toboggan Talent Agency and we couldn't help but watch your latest act!"

Trixie's eyes widened just a bit. "...Talent scouts?"

"Yes, yes, we wanted to strike a deal with you! A talent such as yourself shouldn't be living in this dingy little wagon, huh?"

The magician blinked a few times. "Where's the Mantis Toboggan Talent Agency located?" she asked.

Earl Grey whispered to Tea. "Shit!" He turned back to Trixie. "Do you mind if my esteemed colleague and I have a bit of a huddle?"

"...Sure?" Trixie asked. "Don't waste the Great and Powerful Trixie's time, please, the Great and Powerful Trixie was in the middle of lunch."

Earl Grey and Tea, well, huddled. "...Fuck, what are we supposed to..." Tea asked.

Earl Grey thought for a moment. "Canterlot."

"Canterlot," Tea responded, nodding.

Earl Grey turned back to Trixie. "We're from Canterlot."

Trixie nodded. "The Great and Powerful Trixie supposes that does make some sense. What's the catch?"

Earl Grey spoke, first thing to come to mind. "Well, we take a 40% cut of all of your profits retroactively, but in exchange we can—"

It was at that moment that two boater-hat-wearing redheaded unicorns approached the wagon. One had a handlebar mustache, the other was more of a baby face. "Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine!" said the clean-shaven one. "It seems like we've got two clowns around here lying their flanks off!"

"Were you always there?" Tea asked.

"We hid behind that bush, sister!" said the one with the mustache. "And Miss Great and Powerful, these two aren't talent scouts! They're just two little scam artists from the worst cafe in Ponyville! If you want a real talent agency, we know some ponies!" he gloated.

Earl Grey's breath hitched in his throat, and Tea's face contorted into an expression of anger.

Plan Voting Please!

Plans should follow the example format:

[ ]Plan [whatever you name the plan]
-[ ] Option One
-[ ] Option Two
-[ ] Option Three

Choose three of this list to make up your plan.
[ ] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
[ ] Beat the stuffing out of the Flim-Flam Brothers.
[ ] Run away.
[ ] Pretend that Earl Grey died in a train accident and that you're actually his twin brother Yorkshire.
[ ] Pretend that you and the Flim-Flam Brothers are both talent agent groups who work together, thus hopefully sharing the wealth from the con.
[ ] Try to convince the Flim-Flam Brothers that you're actually not talent agents, you're investors in their product so you can try and scam them because they might have more money than Trixie.
[ ] Call the Flim-Flam Brothers "fruit machine cucks".
[ ] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.
[ ] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.

 

[EagerListener]

For the plans, are they enacted in order? For example, for option one if we pretend to be Yorkshire and for option 2 we fake having a heart attack then do we pretend to be Yorkshire and then fake having a heart attack?

 

[BeeBadidoo]

[X] League of Failures
-[X] Pretend that you and the Flim-Flam Brothers are both talent agent groups who work together, thus hopefully sharing the wealth from the con.
-[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.
-[X] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.

Let's form the League of Failures with our shining examples of terrible life choices.

 

[EagerListener]

[X] Plan: Attempting a con
-[X] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[X] Pretend that Earl Grey died in a train accident and that you're actually his twin brother Yorkshire.
The idea here is to make Trixie not trust Flim-Flam and then if they try to prove we are a Con-artist we pretend to be someone else. All the other options seem to likely backfire so I didn't put any of the other options.

 

[RiverDelta]

For the plans, are they enacted in order? For example, for option one if we pretend to be Yorkshire and for option 2 we fake having a heart attack then do we pretend to be Yorkshire and then fake having a heart attack?

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Plans aren't enacted in order necessarily. All you're voting on is which option is included.

[X] Pretend that you and the Flim-Flam Brothers are both talent agent groups who work together, thus hopefully sharing the wealth from the con.

Let's form the League of Failures with our shining examples of terrible life choices.

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Please select 3 as part of a plan, like with the example above. Tyty! I appreciate the post nonetheless!

 

[Puget Sound]

[x] Plan Distractions
-[x] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[x] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.
-[x] Run away.

 

[Miriam]

[x] Plan Distractions
-[x] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[x] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.
-[x] Run away.

 

[xThomas2]

[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.

This sounds hilarious

 

[RiverDelta]

[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.

This sounds hilarious

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Please follow the plan format.

 

[RiverDelta]

Everyone, please make sure to follow the guidelines for formatting your plans, they should look like this:

[ ] plan name
-[ ] option one
-[ ] option two
-[ ] option three

You need to have the dashes for the parts of the plan or else the vote tally won't count it. Please EDIT YOUR POSTS TO COMPLY or they will not be able to be counted by the tally and your vote won't matter.

See EagerListener and Beebadidoo's posts to see how it should look. Sorry for the trouble, this is just how the system works on SV.

You can also just post "[X] Plan [whatever someone else's plan is]" and I encourage you to do so. Thank you kindly!

@Puget Sound @Zioneer @xThomas2

 

[RiverDelta]

[X] Plan See What Sticks

-[X] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[X] Pretend that Earl Grey died in a train accident and that you're actually his twin brother Yorkshire.
-[X] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.

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Do you mind taking the space out from between "Plan See What Sticks" and "Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers"? The tally isn't reading it as it is now.

Also, we seem to have a tie as of now, so any future voters might want to select a plan that's already been created instead of creating a new one to open the tie.

 

[Marlin]

[X] League of Failures
-[X] Pretend that you and the Flim-Flam Brothers are both talent agent groups who work together, thus hopefully sharing the wealth from the con.
-[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.
-[X] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.

 

[Miriam]

Switched to Plan Distractions since I'm not too attached to my own plan.

 

[RiverDelta]

Switched to Plan Distractions since I'm not too attached to my own plan.

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Cool, cool. Honestly, the tally is being an absolute pain, everyone, so I'm thinking I'll have to count it manually this turn and if we can't get it working in the future we just won't use plans. Sorry.

 

[Happerry]

Spoiler: Net-Tally Vote Count Output

Vote Tally : It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia (My Little Pony/IASIP Crossover Quest) Crossover | Sufficient Velocity [Posts: 12-21]
##### NetTally 3.1.4

[X] League of Failures
-[X] Pretend that you and the Flim-Flam Brothers are both talent agent groups who work together, thus hopefully sharing the wealth from the con.
-[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.
-[X] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] BeeBadidoo
[X] Marlin

[X] Plan Distractions
-[X] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[X] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.
-[X] Run away.
No. of Votes: 2
[◈] Plan: Distractions
[x] Puget Sound
[x] Zioneer

[X] Plan: Attempting a con
-[X] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[X] Pretend that Earl Grey died in a train accident and that you're actually his twin brother Yorkshire.
No. of Votes: 1
[◈] Plan: Attempting a con
[X] EagerListener

[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] xThomas2


Total No. of Voters: 6

NetTally seems to work, if that's helpful?

 

[RiverDelta]

Spoiler: Net-Tally Vote Count Output

Vote Tally : It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia (My Little Pony/IASIP Crossover Quest) Crossover | Sufficient Velocity [Posts: 12-21]
##### NetTally 3.1.4

[X] League of Failures
-[X] Pretend that you and the Flim-Flam Brothers are both talent agent groups who work together, thus hopefully sharing the wealth from the con.
-[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.
-[X] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] BeeBadidoo
[X] Marlin

[X] Plan Distractions
-[X] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[X] Fake having a heart attack to reorient the situation around you so you can throw Trixie and the Flim-Flam Brothers off their game.
-[X] Run away.
No. of Votes: 2
[◈] Plan: Distractions
[x] Puget Sound
[x] Zioneer

[X] Plan: Attempting a con
-[X] Accuse the Flim-Flam Brothers of being con artists.
-[X] Pretend that Earl Grey died in a train accident and that you're actually his twin brother Yorkshire.
No. of Votes: 1
[◈] Plan: Attempting a con
[X] EagerListener

[X] Throw Sweet Tea under the bus.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] xThomas2


Total No. of Voters: 6

NetTally seems to work, if that's helpful?

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Huh, that is extremely weird. Thank you for telling me, though!

It also seems like we have a tie, so I'll roll a die between the two options.

1: League of Failures
2: Distractions

EDIT: 2 was selected, so expect the next post soon!

RiverDelta threw 1 2-faced dice. Total: 2