Guns, Cash and Glory: a Random-Generated Scifi Rampage (Riot Quest)

[X](Sergeant Schlock)
-[X] If there are more dangerous guns around... keep phasing through floors until safe.
-[X] Otherwise, stop a moment to marvel: They had a "Break in case of Tax Men" sign! They had an actual counter to tax collectors! What next, a genuinely unlimited supply of Genuine Artificial Imitation Ovalkwik?

Shibaraku jumps to the massive cannon's controls and loads in a SIEGE shell. The oversized statue in the distance presents a juicy and righteous target. [Shibaraku - Ranged: 14] Shibaraku fires the cannon and it booms in his ears like there was a giant knocking his head about with a hammer. They see the shell arc through the skies with a beautiful curve before impacting directly on the statue's shoulder. There is a whole lot of smoke and a big explosion - when it clears, the statue is showing significant cracks! It's not destroyed yet, though - but it can't take much of this punishment.
Go Shibaraku! Fire again!
Hitler delenda est!
 
[X][Gunslinger] Taunt Nazi to lure them out of hiding. Who pops up gets a free surprise face shot!
 
[X] (Nicholas) does a quick search for anything that looks important in the security room and if nothing is found he heads towards the Battery Deck
 
'That's a strange way of loving someone, but who am I to judge? I'm just a machine!' Lux cheerily replies. 'You've got a Hero's spirit! Report to the Teleporter Deck so we can shoot you out there to join the others.'

Ulysses Krom moves to the Teleporter Deck. The repaired teleporter ray hums, groans and spits out lightning. When it hits Ulysses, is torn apart atom by atom-

-and reconstituted in the Battery Deck of the Reichszeppelin Germania. He is dropped right in the middle of a firefight between sinister troopers in skull-decorated black uniforms and a motley bunch of misfits on the other side!
Ulysses Krom manifests on the battlefield with a crackle of teleportation energy and a wave of immense nausea. The Nazis look even more alarmed!

Observing the scene, Ulysses' heart was torn. On the one hand, there were tasty-looking Nazis to have at. On the other hand, those Nazis were sufficiently covered; by leaping into action he was as likely as anything to get in his presumed ally's way or get shot by the very people he was supposed to be helping.

Where it did look like he might be needed was a lone man by himself trying to operate a really big gun, shooting at some unknown target outside.

"Allow me to assist you!" Ulysses Krom proclaimed as he rushed to the aid of the mysterious alien humanoid.

[X][Ulysses Krom] Assist Shibaraku with loading and operating the massive cannon (and be prepared to intervene should any hostiles attempt to stop Shibaraku).
 
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[x] [John Smith] Utilize the chaos (and the protection of your suit) to attempt to flank the nazi stormtroopers currently hiding behind cover, to get a clearer shot.
 
Rosalind attempts to ambitiously shut down the stasis fields in the cells. With no physical body to manipulate the controls with, she has to rely on wild bursts of spiritual energy. [Rosalind - Mystic: 2] They do not do the trick. Her weakened magic appears to have no effect on the stasis generators. [Rosalind - Mystic: 2] She has no better luck trying to set up a Virtual Mind Meeting Room. Perhaps if she focused her efforts on just one or a few of the prisoners, it might work better?

sighing in lost,

[X] [Rosalind] focused full of her effort only on MIDHRA HELLMOTHER
 
[X] (Pandama): "No Nazi shall be giving any quarter!!!" Use the MPL-88 you heroically obtained and gun down the remaining Nazis! Ion all nazis are already dead, help your comrade in destroying the statue! Surely breaking a Nazi symbol will destroy their morale!
 
SKY NAZIS 20
Misc. Ship

[X](Sergeant Schlock)
-[X] If there are more dangerous guns around... keep phasing through floors until safe.
-[X] Otherwise, stop a moment to marvel: They had a "Break in case of Tax Men" sign! They had an actual counter to tax collectors! What next, a genuinely unlimited supply of Genuine Artificial Imitation Ovalkwik?
[X] Edmund Caradine - Still feeling bored, Caradine decides to attempt to summon a handgun, just to see what happens.
[X] (Tarciel Jeannie) She just walked and walked and walked, hoping that there is something that will happen that won't bore her.

Edmund Caradine seeks to summon a handgun. [Edmund Caradine - Mystic: 5] They manifest a miserable dribble of ectoplasm on their non-existent body. Ew.

Sergeant Schlock floats around, marveling at the wonders of the ship and these Justice Corps fellows. An answer to tax men! Will wonders never cease?

Tarciel Jeannie also floats around. By happy accident, the two ghosts bump into one another doing so. They come to a stop in a new space somewhere deep in the ship. It appears to be a vast, cavernous chamber shaped like a great big oval. In the middle is a shimmering ball of crackling energy the size of a small house. Spiky siphons appear to be drawing some of it away into sprawling machines. A reactor core?

Custodian drones are hovering nearby. They appear to be patching a massive rift in the wall caused by some kind of energy discharge from the swirling mass of energy.

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Brig

[X] [Rosalind] focused full of her effort only on MIDHRA HELLMOTHER

Rosalind focuses her Virtual Mind Meeting Room on one target only, the prisoner named MIDHRA HELLMOTHER. [Rosalind - Mystic: 18] This time, something flows into her and she pushes the magic into existence. Tendrils of mental communication reach past the security door and stasis field and awaken Midhra Hellmother.

The magical meeting place is a featureless grey void. Rosalind finds herself opposite a kindly-looking grandmotherly type with white hair, thin features and a warm smile. She blinks her consciousness awake and looks happy to see Rosalind.

'Why, dearie, what a trick you have pulled! A ghost, are we? And cute as a button!' she says, her voice like dry bones on lifeless ash being ground under a spiked wheel.

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Security Control

[X] (Lizzy-loo) heads for the Battery Deck and opens fire when she gets there.
[X] (Nicholas) does a quick search for anything that looks important in the security room and if nothing is found he heads towards the Battery Deck

Lizzy-loo finishes up at the Security console and heads towards the Battery Deck. Meanwhile, Nicholas gives the room a cursory search and [Nicholas - Subtle: 16] finds a bandolier of Nazi explosives tucked away into one of the cabinets. Nice!

Nicholas: +4 Nazi Plasma Grenades.

The pair make their way together to the Battery Deck...

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Battery Deck
[X] (Borri Ragersson) Borri decides to test this Nazi manling weapon, taking a shot at the nearest of them.
[X][Gunslinger] Taunt Nazi to lure them out of hiding. Who pops up gets a free surprise face shot!
[X][Ulysses Krom] Assist Shibaraku with loading and operating the massive cannon (and be prepared to intervene should any hostiles attempt to stop Shibaraku).
[x] [John Smith] Utilize the chaos (and the protection of your suit) to attempt to flank the nazi stormtroopers currently hiding behind cover, to get a clearer shot.
[X] [V.O.I.D] TEAR the Stormtroopers to ribbons.
[X] (Shibaraku) Shibaraku continues to shell the statue with even more fervor!
[X] (Pandama): "No Nazi shall be giving any quarter!!!" Use the MPL-88 you heroically obtained and gun down the remaining Nazis! Ion all nazis are already dead, help your comrade in destroying the statue! Surely breaking a Nazi symbol will destroy their morale!

The battle on the Battery Deck advances. Borri Ragersson switches to the MPL-88 and has the Nazis take a taste of their own medicine. [Borri Ragersson - Ranged: 9] The wazzock of a manling gun pulls to the right and sprays bolts of energy everywhere except his targets. These Nazis appear to be the worst kinds of manling - they can't even forge a decent firearm!

Gunslinger uses his smarts and taunts the Nazis about the drabness of their uniforms and the lameness of their leader's moustache. [Gunslinger - Social: 7+2=9] The Nazis behind their cover process his words for a little, then one of them shouts back: 'No, you!'

Damn, they're too good. Gunslinger pops off a shot anyway, [Gunslinger - Ranged: 20!] and as it turns out, it doesn't matter if they take his bait. They're dead anyway. [Damage: 5*2=10] The blob of plasma from the Nazi Luger melts the face off the first goon in a most satisfying manner. There's no more shouting from the lot of them.

John Smith goes for a sneaky flanking maneuver, [John Smith - Subtle vs Subtle: 14+5=19 vs 12-2=10] his THANATOS suit sliding him straight off the perceptions of his foes. They are caught entirely by surprise when he opens at their vulnerable flank! [John Smith - Ranged: 18+2=20] [Damage: 5] His first shot blows the brains off a Nazi before [John Smith - Ranged: 8+2=10] the bullet carries on through and kills the next guy in line too.

V.O.I.D takes their new scythe for a spin and charges for the remaining Nazi. [V.O.I.D - Melee: 18] The Void Scythe cuts space into void and the final Nazi's neck with it. He topples to the ground and then turns into motes of void, which are absorbed by the unearthly blade of the scythe. Hurray!

Shibaraku, Ulysses Krom and Pandaman team up to destroy the hell out of the statue of some small fella with a stupid moustache. [Shibaraku - Ranged: 11+2=13] They recalibrate the oversized gun and fire. The cannon booms again and sends a SIEGE shell directly into the Führer's face. The explosion is delightfully large and caves in the Nazi statue's surface; within moments, the whole metal structure is collapsing amid smoke and fire.

More Nazi skycraft appear to be headed towards this zeppelin. One is already close by, no doubt intent on bringing reinforcements onto the Germania!

Nicholas and Lizzy-loo arrives to see this wild scene. It is the largest gathering of Heroes since the beginning of their assault. Nevertheless, the Battery Deck is clear. The way is open to the Bridge!

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Status: Fine.
HP: 8/10
Evasion: DC 8
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Joyfruit Cannon [Damage 0/Heavy Weapon, Blast, Joyfruit Hallucinations]
+Jump Boots [Allow the wearer to rocket jump.]
+Flechette Rations [When consumed: +5 vs fear and intimidation for 10 turns]
+1 Medkit [Recover +5 HP on use.] (Nazi)
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Fine.
HP: 6/10 (-1 DR)
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Jade Dragon Rifle
[Damage 5/Accurate 2, Beautiful Masterwork]
+THANATOS Operative Suit [-1 DR/Mental Invisibility]
+Jonah's Grog [When consumed: Makes you sink like a stone.]
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Fine.
HP: 10/10 (Shield: 2 Hits)
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Vithyrian Commando Knife
[Damage 5/Silent]
+Ceremonial Electrosabre [Damage 2/Critical 2] (Nazi)
+Ceremonial Electrosabre [Damage 2/Critical 2] (Nazi)
+MPL-88 [Damage 3/Volatile] (Nazi)
+MPL-88 [Damage 3/Volatile] (Nazi)
+Avenger Shield Generator [2 Hits/Vengeful]
+Needler Harness [Retribution]
+Lucky Piercing [Cheat Death]
+ÜBERPERVITIN Syringe [Burst of Vitality] (Nazi) - 3 turns remaining
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Fine.
HP: 10/10 (-4 DR)
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+MPL-88
[Damage 3/]Volatile (Nazi)
+MPL-88 [Damage 3/Volatile] (Nazi)
+Snifflepox Vial [Contains sample of a virulent pangalactic flu.]
+Bloated Batur [DR 4/Demonic Tempter]
+Hard Harry Mourn's Hard Boots [Dogged Pursuit, Essence of Police Corruption]
+ÜBERPERVITIN Syringe [Burst of Vitality] (Nazi)
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Fine.
HP: 10/10
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Lascage Launcher
[Damage 0/Indirect, Lascage]
+Rock [Damage 1]
+PP120 Plasma Luger [Damage 5/Disrupting 1, Volatile] (Nazi)
+Quantum Dog Treat Dispenser [Dispenses sublime dog treats with both hands.]
+Nazi Pipe [A pipe and pouch of fine tobacco.] (Nazi)
+1 Medkit [Recover +5 HP on use.] (Nazi)
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Fine.
HP: 2/10
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Shuggonite Agonizer
[Damage 3/Agonizing]
+ÜBERPERVITIN Syringe [Burst of Vitality] (Nazi) - 1 turn remaining
+Nazi Plasma Grenades
[Damage 5/Blast, Disrupting 1, Volatile]
-1 Fabricator Token
Status: Fine.
HP: 8/10 (-2 DR)
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Phoshon Paint Balloons
[Damage 3/Inaccurate 4]
+Ocular Obliterator [Damage 0/Multiattack 3, Blinding]
+MPL-88 [Damage 3/Volatile] (Nazi)
+Armor of the Faithful Boyar [DR 2/Faithful Friend]
+2 Medkits [Recover +5 HP on use.] (Nazi)
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Fine.
HP: 8/10 (-6 DR)
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Ramshackle Plasma Pistol
[Damage 5/Volatile, Teleporter Residue]
+Void Scythe [Damage 6/Magical]
+Armor of the Stixian Angel [DR 6/Nano-Constructor, Powered Exoskeleton]
+Obdian Gas Bladder Shoes [Jump higher, run faster and fall more safely.]
+Terror Harvester [Harvest fear and terror from living beings for various purposes.]
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Rock Shock! (Impaired when out of armor; always goes last in turn order)
HP: 2/10 (-2 DR)
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+0 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Mind Gun
[Damage 4/Psionic, Accurate 2]
+Ursus Amplifier Sword [Damage 6/Amplifier]
+Sulto's Scarecrow Armor [DR 2/Powered Exoskeleton/Amplified!]
-0 Fabricator Tokens
Status: Fine.
HP:
10/10 (-1 DR)
Evasion: DC 10
Skills: +0 Melee/+0 Ranged/+0 Tech/+2 Mystic/+0 Social/+0 Subtle
Possessions:
+Ripjack Randall's Fairy Fragger
[Damage 2/Indiscriminate Blast, Loading, Tearing 8]
+The Emperor's Shadow [DR 1/Growing Stronger]
+Business Gnomes [Small gene-engineered hypercompetitive entrepeneurs in a sack. Handle with caution.]
-0 Fabricator Tokens
 
"Ok, what do we do next? It's becoming kinda hotter and hotter on this balloon."
 
The duck is obliterated into motes of spirit-matter, to be devoured or disposed of as Naruu'tok wishes. Som'Duck's final thoughts are passed into the ether, to be discovered by any successor he might come to have.

Som'Duck is as dead as the ducks before him. The fifth Hero has fallen!
Crud, I forgot to join up last turn.
Here's to the next iteration of my quickly perishing avians!

[X] Join up! This is the chance you've been waiting for all your life... and they're not exactly giving you a choice.
-[X] Name: I'm Duck Ahm'Duck
-[X] Write-in description: A mishappen figure that totally does not appear as a duck wearing an oversized trenchcoat...that seems weirdly frayed with a small hole in the middle.
 
[X] (Sergeant Schlock)
-[X] To Tarciel Jeannie: "Hi! Do you know where the teleporter room is? Or how long until we get bodies again?"
-[X] Keep an eye on these machines. It might be useful to know what they're doing.
-[X] Edit: Accept any spar requests, but only after ensuring that I know which way the teleporter room is (and will continue knowing it even if I get turned around during the spar).

BTW, to anyone wanting a sidekick - if I find the teleporter room, and anyone wants a rock-or-equivalent possessed, I'd be glad to assist.
 
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"Well no long time no see everyone! As you can see I'm rather fucked up so if anyone has any healing supplies I would greatly appreciate some healing."

[X](Nicholas) begins passing out plasma grenades to anyone who want one and then join the rest of the group
 
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"Well no long time no see everyone! As you can see I'm rather fucked up so if anyone has any healing supplies I would greatly appreciate some healing."
"Borri and I just robbed the medical bay. You're lucky. If anyone else need some medicine, then they may ask my dwarf friend for help."

[X][Gunslinger] Take one plasma grenade from Nicholas and get out medkit to help him with wounds. Going to the Bridge after that.
 
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"Ah that's why I couldn't find anything when I hit it...fuck Ushan was killed by some Demon thing the Nazis summoned"
"Demon thing? Shit, we don't have any priests, do we? It must be some cult bullshit. I had some Reds in the world who preached some nonsense about a world without money, about equality and other utopian crap... But wherever they went, everything ended in war and famine. These guys could provide a shortage of sand in the desert!" - Gunslinger spat irritably and pulled out a first aid kit. - "I hate cultists... So how this demon look like? Does it have any body we can murder?"
 
"Demon thing? Shit, we don't have any priests, do we? It must be some cult bullshit. I had some Reds in the world who preached some nonsense about a world without money, about equality and other utopian crap... But wherever they went, everything ended in war and famine. These guys could provide a shortage of sand in the desert!" - Gunslinger spat irritably and pulled out a first aid kit. - "I hate cultists... So how this demon look like? Does it have any body we can murder?"
"I can't remember the details but it'd body was made out of Red Flames....last I saw it I think it was fighting a Hellhound.

Personally I'm assuming it broke lose from the Nazis and went on a rampage which is why it was hostile to them but I don't know I wasn't there when it first showed up things nearly killed me"
 
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