Grounders10's Forgotten Files and Drabbles (Worm, Ranma, etc.)

War of the World Tree Prologue (Ranma 1/2 x Sword Art Online)
Kirito adjusted the strap holding his greatsword in place. The downside of highly accurate physics in a VRMMO was that many issues you'd see in reality, such as leather straps getting loose, could in fact happen if you didn't pay attention. It was one of the lessons any veteran of Sword Art Online had internalized as they carved a path to freedom up the many floors of Aincrad. The small act was one of many that helped focus him on the upcoming fight.

"Ready?" he asked the blonde beauty to his right. It felt a bit weird knowing that the girl he'd teamed up with to make the journey to the World Tree had been his cousin Suguha. Well, more than weird given her love confession earlier. Still, he could ignore that for now. Asuna needed him.

Leafa, as Suguha was known in ALO, nodded. "Yeah," she said quietly. The boy on the other side of her nodded. Kirito didn't know much about Recon, but if Suguha trusted him, then he would too.

Kirito looked up at the massive stone gate that led into the World Tree. It was flanked on either side by stone statues of Alf warriors, their thin wings spread wide behind them as they had their swords planted before them. As much as the statues and the gate towered over them, it was nothing compared to the World Tree itself. Yggdrasil as it was called was taller than some of the mountains he could see. It was so tall that just trying to fly up it would see a player's flight time run out long before they got close to even the lowest branch.

"Papa."

Kirito paused, his hand outstretched for the door. He glanced to his shoulder where the pixie form of his daughter Yui sat. "Yes, Yui?" he asked, noticing the worried expression on her face.

"There's something-" his daughter started to say when a voice bellowed from… everywhere. It was the sky, the stones, the very air around them, even their clothes and weapons. The world shuddered as it spoke, each syllable echoing through stone and air with equal measure.

"WHAT IS IT SAYING?" He asked loudly.

"... IT'S IN LATIN, PAPA!" Yui replied. "... IT SAYS '.... AND TO THE WORLD OF LIFE ELOPE, OH SECRET WORLD. OH HIDDEN WORLD, I CALL THEE! LET THY NATURE BECOME ONE WITH THE WORLD SO OPEN.' PAPA, LOG OFF NOW, THE SERVERS ARE-"

A crack ran up the front gate of the World Tree in an instant. Not a crack in the stone, but in the facade of the existence constructed by the system. The cracks spread into the air, the stone and the tree itself. Behind them shouting picked up and Kirito glanced back over his shoulder. His breath caught in his throat.

In the distance, the city of Arun, the largest of the towns around the World Tree, was engulfed in the same failure of existence. Great chasms of darkness, just like the bug which had tossed him into the forest when he first logged into the game, were spreading through the town. As he watched a massive cathedral-like structure cracked and bent as reality parted across its side.

It was a cascading failure of the game engine.

"LOG OUT, SUGU, RECON!" Kirito shouted, "YUI GET OUT!" He put words to action and swiped his left hand, feeling ill as he did so. On his shoulder Yui flashed out of existence, hopefully seeking shelter on his computer somewhere. His finger descended towards the logout button-

Only to freeze, his entire body motionless as the colour bled out of the world. Then it shattered, collapsing like a million pieces of a broken mirror and the vague sensation of falling hit him. He screamed as he plummeted down into an abyss through which he kept falling until, abruptly, there was light and he passed straight into it-

Kirigaya Kazuto sat straight up in his bed like he'd been shocked. One hand went to his chest to feel his beating heart. He let out a breath as he found it. He'd never experienced a full system crash in VR before. That was completely terrifying.

He couldn't help but smirk, however, as he considered the possibility that this had freed Asuna. It really depended on how the server architecture worked but… His smirk died. There was also the possibility of this triggering SAO's fail state. They had never encountered a bug in SAO, let alone suffered a complete server failure. In many ways that had been as impressive as the world itself. It was a pity such polish had been wasted on a death game…

But it meant that there was a possibility, a larger possibility than Kirigaya Kazuto would have liked to admit, that this crash had just killed Asuna. Did he have time to run over and check on her? Or should he just reboot his nerve gear and check to see if the ALO servers were back online? There was something he was missing though… Oh.

"Yui!" He ripped the VR interface off his head, rolled out of bed to his feet and-

"PAPA!"

Was promptly tackled back onto the bed by a ten-year-old girl with black hair and pointed ears wearing a white sundress. He stared. It couldn't be. It wasn't possible.

"Yui?" he asked after a few moments.

"Mhmm, Papa, where are we?" she asked, her eyes wide with worry. He noted that they were closer to the eyes and face she had as a pixie than as the small girl in SAO. She even had the ears.

Kazuto looked around. It looked like his room, but his greatsword was leaning against the end of his bed for some reason. The one that had been on his back right before the crash… Or was it a crash? "My room, I think, but… we can't be if you're here," he said.

Yui frowned and closed her eyes in concentration. "I feel… something, Papa, but… this is strange. I- I don't feel like I'm connected to a server. There's- Papa, there's nothing to communicate with," she said, opening her eyes to stare at him with worry. He wrapped her in a hug as she shivered.

"KAZUTO!" A familiar female voice shouted from elsewhere in the house.

"That was Sugu," he said, gently moving Yui from his lap to the bed. Something sounded off about her voice. He couldn't quite place it.

Somewhere in the distance, a police siren started wailing, followed by dozens of others.

He was halfway to the door when it burst open and through it came not Suguha, but Leafa. "KAAAZUTO!" She shouted, stumbling to a stop as she saw him.

"Leafa?" he said. It was a bit dim in his room, lit as it was by the glow of his computer, but he thought she looked different. More real somehow. There had always been a slight dream-like quality to the VR experiences of the Nerve Gear. Nothing truly uncanny, but the colours popped a little more and things felt a little less present. The side effects of the tech intended to keep otherwise painful experiences -- such as being run through with a sword -- from being more than mere irritations in the process of having fun. Pain absorbers deadened injuries, but they also diluted the sense of touch. Eyes weren't perfect at processing images, but your mind could make them more vivid than reality.

Little things.

Little things missing from his sister's avatar.

"Kirito?" she replied, her own voice confused.

"Why-" Kazuto shook his head. She wouldn't know any better than he did. "Are you alright?" he asked instead.

"Does this look alright?" her voice was a little shrill, "Kirito we both look like our characters! Does this seem fine to you?"

He blinked. He looked like his…?

He glanced down at himself for the first time since waking up. He stared then reached up and touched his clothes. They were real. He was wearing the black long coat he'd picked up on their journey.

Air raid sirens started shrieking. He looked up at Leafa, then down at Yui who stared at both of them with a look of worry, then out the window. Swallowing his nerves, Kirito walked over to the window and slid the blinds back. He took two steps back.

It was hard to see in the darkness, but at the same time, it was impossible to miss. Far in the distance stood a tree. Its trunk reached into the sky like a pillar holding up the heavens themselves. It loomed over Tokyo, its roots visible weaving through a broken skyline.

It was the World Tree. It was Yggdrasil.

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A
Ranma ½ x Sword Art Online
Crossover

War of the World Tree

By: Grounders10

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Prologue

Fairy Wings


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"Banish me?"

BANG.

There were many people in Nerima given to outbursts of rage or grand gestures of revenge. From ancient martial arts masters to shopkeepers to high school principals, at times it seemed like nearly everyone in Nerima was just waiting for an excuse to fly off the handle in grand and glorious fashion.

"Me! I spent a year working on getting that position!"

Bang.

Gosunkugi Hikaru was just one such person. Short, gaunt-faced without so much as a hint of muscle on his scrawny frame, he was often overlooked and when he wasn't, he was often bullied. By the local gangs, by the pretty girls in school, by the children at the local park… by his parent's new kitten.

He would insist that thing was evil until the day he died.

But he had a way out of all that. Out of being Gosunkugi 'Chew Toy' Hikaru. Alfheim Online, the latest greatest, really only viable, VRMMO on the market. He'd spent the last year since it launched playing under the alias of Sigurd. As Sigurd, he couldn't have been less like Gosunkugi. He was tall, handsome, influential and people noticed him. They listened to his words and followed his lead. He had power for once in his life.

And now it was all gone.

He gritted his teeth and barely restrained the urge to take another swing at the nail he had just hammered into the damp, moist earth of the park. Instead, he retrieved his roll of twine, supposedly made from the hair of a Jorogumo though he had his doubts. Still, it was the most magical twine he had access to and he needed everything he could get for this one.

He'd spent years researching, experimenting, attempting, and just plain failing at magic. But this time would be different. This time, he would have his revenge.

It was nighttime, slightly overcast but the moon was currently clear of obstruction. He needed to hurry otherwise it would be obstructed and that could impact the strength of this ritual. He worked quickly, ignoring the distant sounds of fighting a few blocks away with the practiced ease of a long-time resident of Nerima. What little of him paid mind to it noted that there seemed to be a preponderance of ki blasts being exchanged. It was a little bit unusual, rarely did anyone engage in more than a couple before resorting once again to fists.

Still, he ignored it as he uncapped a jar of glittering powder. Fairy Dust, he'd been told in the back alley pawn shop. It certainly wasn't normal glitter. He'd run a geiger counter over it just to be sure and it hadn't gone off so he was sure it wasn't radioactive. If it was Fairy Dust then it was perfect for his plans. Real Fairy Dust to channel the intent behind Alfheim Online.

He let out a soft cackle. This would work and then he'd show them all just what kind of sorcerer he was.

Gosunkugi shook out the powder in a careful circle around the rest of the ritual.

Behind his back, the top of a distant building turned to ice for a brief moment before being abruptly restored to normal. Flickers of light lanced back and forth between high rises in all the colours of the rainbow, still behind his back up to the east now as he walked the circle.

Finishing, he checked his cell phone. He'd had to talk his parents into getting him a phone. It was basically mandatory for keeping up to date on the news as the chief assistant to Sakuya. Now it was basically just a prop. Nearly all his contacts had been Sylphs and thanks to his actions as Sigurd none of them wanted a thing to do with him. The less said about the Salamanders the better. Their faction wanted nothing to do with a public failure.

Well who cared about them? ALO was a game, a pastime to keep him from dwelling on Nerima. It stopped him from thinking about the jerks who paraded about with super martial arts constantly stringing women along! He'd show them!

His cackling was a bit less quiet this time but still drowned out by the fighting behind him. He cleared his throat and rechecked his phone. Yeah, he needed to do this now. If he was much later he'd probably be grounded for staying out late.

He stepped into the center of the tangled web of twine and Fairy Dust and drew from his messenger bag his copy of ALO and the hard drive he had been using to run it. Pulling a silver steak knife from his pocket he carefully sliced open his finger, wincing at the pain, before marking both the hard drive and the box with symbols of fresh blood.

That done he set them down then stepped away to the outside of the circle once more. Positioning himself on the north side, conveniently turning his back just in time to miss a small tornado briefly took over the sky behind him, and raised his hands to the sky.

The words he spoke could have been old, or could have been new. Sourced as they were from a shiny leather bound book his father brought back from a business trip to New York City. Yet what they did was work. As his words, spoken loudly with the slight shrill of excitement, rang out across the clearing the twine began to sparkle. The dust around the edge glittered and the world fell away as for the first time in years, though not the first time ever, Gosunkugi felt something respond to his chanting.

The gaunt boy could barely keep a grin off his face as the words dripped from his lips onto the fabric of the world. The sounds of battle in the distance fell away and there was just him and the magic.

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Ranma Saotome rarely got a day, or night, off from the chaos of his life. Fiancees, rivals, random ghosts, really it could be anything. Rarely was it something he had directly precipitated. Usually, he got caught up in shenanigans started by others. Either aimed at him or those around him. Today was not one of those days.

"You want me to stay home tonight?" Ranma asked, staring at the two-foot-tall old woman sitting at the end of the table with surprise. He was sitting next to his mother, with his father beside Mr. Tendo on his mother's other side. Akane was across from him with her sisters. She looked about as in disbelief as he was. How often did they get told to stay out of things?

"That's correct," Cologne said, taking a sip of the tea the eldest Tendo daughter, Kasumi, had poured her. "I'm afraid tonight is a convergence of several celestial bodies that is empowering a number of ley lines within the city. I've been informed by several groups that they intend to make use of the opportunity to conduct rituals."

"Oh my," Kasumi said, "I hope they can all get along."

"Since when are we that lucky?" Ranma asked sarcastically. Akane nodded her agreement.

"Indeed, there is little expectation for any of them to be happy about the presence of others," Cologne said, "There is only enough time for a single ritual and you cannot conduct multiple rituals at a single site. They are quite likely to come to blows and anyone caught out and about will be at risk of getting dragged in. While I'm sure son-in-law can manage just fine, there is always a risk when dealing with magic and really, this doesn't concern anyone here. It will all be wrapped up by ten o'clock tonight one way or another."

"Well that's good to hear," Mr. Tendo said, "Still, if this is such an opportunity, I can't imagine there aren't unsavory types who will want to perform their own rituals?"

"Which is why I and several others will be keeping an eye on the ritual site. If any unsavory types show we will deal with it. I am doing this as a favour to an old acquaintance," she said, shooting Ranma a look. He just raised both hands.

"Hey, I'd rather keep some distance from magic if I can," he said. It didn't sound like it was an issue that needed his attention. "So long as no one rolls in and kidnaps Akane again, I'm not getting involved."

"It doesn't happen that often, Ranma," Akane grumbled, her eyebrow twitching from irritation. She turned red as everyone except Ranma's mother turned to her. "It doesn't!"

"There's not a chance we could, say, use this to cure our curses, is there?" Genma asked. Ranma's father leaned forward in his seat as he stared at the old woman.

"Not in the least," the old amazon replied before anyone else could throw in their own two cents. "To start with you'd need a sorcerer with extensive knowledge of Jusenkyo, and I'm sure you can understand why we keep sorcerers away from it."

Ranma twitched at the thought of a magic user arriving in Nerima with the ability to control or give or even just manipulate Jusenkyo curses. "Yeah, I can," he said with a grimace.

"Simply stay home, and this shouldn't affect you in the least. If it helps, I've instructed Shampoo and Mousse to remain at the restaurant for the night. Do keep out of this, for your own sakes. Sorcerers are far less amused by the sorts of antics you normally engage in," she said, standing up.

"My antics? I'm not the one using magic and poison all the time," he shot back.

She chuckled and shook her head. "Stay home tonight, all of you," she said before leaving.

After her departure, they finished cleaning up dinner, then Ranma stepped outside.

"Ranma!" Akane called as he stepped into the backyard.

He waved over his shoulder. "Just going to find a place to watch on the roof," he called back.

"A place to watch, Ranma?" Nabiki asked, around a cookie as she lay on her stomach reading a manga.

"You really think this is going to be quiet?" He asked. He nodded as she grimaced. "Yeah, this is going to get loud. I'm just going to watch and make sure no one summons Gojira or something."

"And what are you planning on doing if someone does, my son?" his mother asked.

"Um… Probably let all of you know we need to run?" he said after a moment's thought, "I mean, it's Gojira, what else would you do?" With that, he jumped up to the second-story roof and lay down on the side overlooking the backyard. He wasn't actually planning on paying much attention to whatever was happening in the ward. No, tonight he was going to lie down, relax and-

The spray of rainfall that briefly rolled over the roof left her eyebrow twitching. It was barely enough to make the tiles damp and even in the cool night air it would be gone in minutes. She let out a sigh, readjusted how she was lying down, and ignored it. A moment later the cool air caused her to consider getting a blanket. She ultimately decided against it when another moments-long shower rolled over her not even ten minutes later. A wet blanket was annoying.

Instead she watched the horizon.

The first sign of something abnormal wasn't a flash of light in the distance, but a flicker of light from the rooftop behind her. Without turning her head she said, "And you are?"

"Investigating possible issues," was the clipped reply she received. Their voice was deep, but female.

"Hmm, well I'm sitting on my roof waiting for the show to start. Not planning on leaving," she said, tilting her head to the side, "Probably should go get popcorn though."

"You think this is funny?" the woman asked.

"Funny? I'm just happy it isn't about me for once," She replied, "That assumes, of course, that you and yours don't make it my problem. Cologne says you're all going to fight over some ritual site and that I should stay out of it."

"Ah, the Joketsuzoku elder. She mentioned this place was home to some impressive martial artists," the woman said.

"Yeah, and I'm the best of 'em," Ranma said, tilting her head back to get a glimpse of the woman. She was clad in heavy-looking green robes and held a folding fan in one hand that she was tapping against her thigh. In the other was a delicately carved staff. "You aren't going to be dumb enough to start something, right?"

The sorceress smirked. "I think I could handle one little girl," she said with a chuckle that promptly died as Ranma left her relaxed position in a blur of speed to freeze her fist an inch from the sorceress' forehead.

"Really? Because that would have knocked you out," Ranma said, taking two steps back as she folded her arms behind her back and gave the woman a superior smirk.

"I… See." The woman swallowed, suddenly looking far less confident.

"But, you don't need to worry 'bout that, because I'm planning on watching the show, not participating. Don't make me feel the need to change that and we're golden, alright?" Ranma said, returning to her relaxed position on the rooftop. She watched the woman carefully, judging how she was taking the not-so-implied threat.

"... Understood. We'll try to keep things… Less destructive," she said.

Ranma snorted. "Don't worry about property damage. Half the town's been rebuilt at one point or another 'cause of duels. Hurt the people, however…" she trailed off.

"Ah. The Elder didn't say anything about that."

"O' course she wouldn't. Chinese Amazons don't care about collateral that much," Ranma said with a shrug, "Pass the word, won't you? I'd hate for any… misunderstandings, right?"

"... Yes, that would be terrible…. May I have your name?" she asked.

Ranma went to reply, then paused, staring at the woman suspiciously. She had an expectant look with a hint of smugness. 'Have her name', yeah, no. "Just tell 'em to be worried if the redhead shows up," she said,

"... as you wish. A good evening then, Ms. Akage," the woman replied with a hint of disappointment before tapping her staff against the tiles and disappearing in a flicker of light.

Ranma smirked. She'd figured one of them would stop by if she hung out on the rooftop. Hopefully, at least one group of them would be smart enough to get the hint. Cologne might not care about collateral, but she would.

With that done she popped back inside, picked up some microwaved popcorn and a blanket, and came back. She could always shuck the blanket if it got too damp.

The 'show' started about an hour later with a crack of thunder as a bolt of lightning snapped between two buildings in the distance. An entire rainbow of lights danced across the skyline and in the flickers and flashes Ranma could make out rapidly moving figures that seemed to flash in and out of existence. Teleporting much as the sorceress had.

The combat raged for an impressive forty minutes with no end in sight before the wind turned and a tornado crawled towards the sky, the signature formation of a Hiryu Shoten Ha. Cologne had clearly gotten involved, and at a fairly high level. She wondered for a moment if she should get involved before putting the thought aside. She rarely listened when people told her to stay out of something, but she had little interest in drawing the ire of people who could use magic.

There had been surprisingly little collateral damage as well. Only a few shattered office buildings, which wasn't really all that much at the end of the day.

Ranma was brought out of her musings by the thunk of the ladder on the edge of the rooftop. A moment later Akane stomped up the ladder. She paused at the top and stared off at the flashing lights.

"So that's what it looks like from outside," She said.

"They've caused less collateral damage than us so far," Ranma replied, stretching and yawning.

"Us? You mean you," she replied, shivering. Whether at the strange sight, even by Nerima standards, in the distance or due to the cold.

"Hey! I try to avoid it. It's not like I can control Mousse and Ryouga," Ranma replied, pulling the blanket up to her chin. "They should be done soon. Times running out on that convergence and I don't think anyone's even gotten close enough to start their-"

A pillar of blue light roared toward the moon from the park.

"... Nevermind. Someone just started something," Ranma said, throwing off her blanket to stand up. She walked up to the edge where Akane was staring at the pillar of power.

"Did Cologne say what they were doing?" Akane asked, worriedly.

"... No, she didn't. Excuse me," Ranma growled, taking a running leap to the next house, then the next, ignoring the shout from Akane behind her. "Should have asked that," she muttered as she bounced over the street. This didn't scream something good, which meant the Old Ghoul had failed.

"Trust the Old Ghoul one time," she complained loudly. When she got there she was so going to give the old woman- Her heart seemed to stop as the moon turned blue and a much larger wave of power rolled back down the blue pillar to crash into the ground. A wave of blue-silver mist washed out faster than sound.

Ranma backpedaled on the tiled roof, but it didn't matter. Escape was already impossible as the wave of magic rolled over the entire region.

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Gosunkugi had no talent for magic. He knew barely anything about it and his every attempt to find proper instruction had seen him laughed out of sorcerer's cram schools, wizard's academies, and magician's colleges. The last was mostly because he was ten years too young.

He couldn't keep a grin off his face as he continued to chant. The array glowed with the magic that flowed up from below. He had gotten lucky, even he could tell that. The leylines were orders of magnitude stronger than he had ever expected and as the last of the seventh repetition of the latin chant left his lips it exploded forth in a pillar that reached to the sky. This was magic, this was the power he had always wanted.

He focused his mind as he started the second chant, fixed his wants and desires into the forefront of his mind. If he let his mind wander at this point he wouldn't get his wish, or maybe he would, but it would be wrong. Like if he started to think about destruction. Like if the power were to run loose and flatten Nerima to deliver- no, Focus.

Focus.

He would be who he should have been. Handsome, talented, influential. All he had as Sigurd. Everything he had in ALO and more. If it had been him in charge of the Sylph they could have had the world tree.

Focus!

They could have been Alfs, ruled the skies, but no-

Focus. On his handsome form and how he would be greater than all.

Focus. On the talent of a fairy! On being better than Ranma-

FOCUS!

The power seemed to peak, plateauing for a heartbeat… and then continued rising, and rising, and rising.

His focus stayed strong, but the power involved… It was as far beyond the desire to change a single soul as the sun was beyond a candle.

The power crested as the ninth repetition of the chant left his lips and the world turned silver as the power returned.

Gosunkugi screamed as the world went black.

Ten minutes, ten hours, ten days perhaps? He couldn't say how long it was at first since his mind was scrambled, but slowly, surely, the world returned. He was lying face first on the ground. He groaned at the soreness that dimly echoed through his body as he pushed himself to his knees. His armour creaked as he knelt and his sword…

His armour? His sword?

Gosunkugi stared down at himself. He was clad in his armour from ALO. His sword was at his waist. A wide grin appeared and he laughed. His voice boomed as it did on SAO. He rose to his feet and felt his forehead, there was his circlet, and his hair, yes it was green again.

Sigurd turned to the burnt circle in the park and laughed again holding his hand up to the full moon that still burned blue in the sky. "IT WORKED! I. AM. SIGURD! I. AM. A. SORCERER!", he shouted before breaking into mad laughter that echoed across the city.

He trailed off as something in his peripheral vision caught his attention and he turned, the laughter dying on his lips as his eyes took in the spiraling, twisted trunk of Yggdrasil as it loomed over Tokyo. It was taller than Mount Fuji. His mouth flapped open and shut for a full minute of incredulity before his laughter returned as he finally processed the sight before him.

He had done this. He had dragged the World Tree into reality from within a video game. "BANISH ME! ME! FOOLS!" he shouted, raising his hands again into the sky, "I HAVE STOLEN YOUR TREE! I HAVE MADE A GAME REAL! WITNESS MY MIGHT!"

It was nearly ten minutes before his mad laughter finally ceased, at which point he tried to check the time and found that he couldn't find his phone. Like the rest of his clothing, it had vanished, or perhaps it had been incinerated like everything in the circle. Either way, it was time he headed home…

Oh god, he was out late.

With barely a thought spared for decorum, Gosunkugi ran out of the park, just barely missing others who would have been very interested in asking him questions.

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Something was different as Ranma came to.

"Ugh," she groaned as she blinked up at the sky. She lay there, on the roof of a three-story apartment building, and just processed the pained sensations coming from everything. Her head hurt, her limbs were sore and she'd swear she hurt in places that didn't actually exist. Like a tingle that went past her tailbone, or the phantom ache between and a little behind her shoulder blades. Still, she was alive. That was more than she'd expected when the Moon had shot Tokyo with an energy beam.

"I'm going to beat the Old Ghoul up for this," she muttered as she sat up, wincing as a sharp pain rolled up her tailbone. She reached back to rub the spot, and paused at the impossible sensation of touching something coming out from her tailbone. Her hand felt weird touching whatever it was, as it seemed to be part of her.

She grabbed the whatever and tried to gently turn to see it, but the angle was bad and she had to slowly pull it around. It was long, thin, a bit furry and actually felt kinda nice to touch. Still, what was-

A bright red, somewhat bushy, tail came into view held in her hand. It looked a bit like a cat tail.

A shiver of worry ran through her and she glanced about searching for a cat while her ears swiveled-

Both hands reached up to her head. Ears, coming out of the top of her head. Cat ears.

Ranma jumped to her feet with a hiss of anger. She was going to murder the Old Ghoul. "THEY TURNED ME INTO A CATGIRL!" she snarled, reflexively flexing the last phantom appendage-

A flicker of gold light caught her eye and she turned her head to see shimmering translucent golden wings, more like feather-shaped panels of energy than physical things, that had extended from her back. A glance to the other side confirmed the same. She had four golden wings, two high and two low.

"Correction," she hissed, flexing her hands like she was strangling someone, "A magical catgirl. Old Ghoul you'd better have your life insurance paid up, because I'm going to kill you." With a snarl that was more like a cat than a human, Ranma leaped to the next building and ran across the rooftops toward the ritual site.

Partway there she jumped, and to her surprise failed to come back down immediately. With a yelp of surprise she realized she was flying, her wings having instinctively spread at some point. As though attention was the last thing they wanted, her wings folded and she crashed in an ungainly heap on the roof of a house. Picking herself up she glanced at the wings. They worked. They actually worked. She'd felt something as they were working too. A slight pull on something within that wasn't her KI.

"..." She frowned at them. Maybe she'd kill the Old Ghoul a little less. She tried to flex them and they fluttered just a little, refusing to open as they had. She'd need to work on that. She tried, instead, to will them away and to her surprise they vanished easily. A thought brought them back and another sent them away again.

That dealt with she glanced about as she tried to recall the right direct, and promptly found her gaze snagged by something she really should have noticed sooner. Her eyes went up and up and up. She swallowed.

"That's a big tree," she whispered. It was somewhat north-east of downtown Tokyo, but it was still fairly close to the center of the city and its roots could be seen weaving through the cityscape, giant shadows that obscured entire chunks of the skyline. The tree itself spiraled up into the sky and its branches loomed above the city. Even as far out as they were, Ranma could spot a few branches in front of the moon.

What the hell had happened?

She swallowed again and gave herself a shake, provoking odd sensations from her new ears and tail. Quickly reorienting herself she ran across the rooftops, passed the remains of the running battle that seemed thankfully devoid of injured people, and dropped to the ground at the entrance to one of the local parks. The streetlights were out throughout the park as she silently walked through the gate.

In the distance air raid sirens had started singing. Probably not the best choice of alarms to sound at the moment.

The park was, roughly, the area the pillar of magic had come from. Her eyes scanned the area, only for her to get distracted as her ears twisted to listen. Pushing off the weird sensation, Ranma scanned the area. Flickers of light in the park's small wooded area caught her attention. Keeping quiet, she slipped into the forest, hugging the shadows of the trees.

A whispered conversation was being held within. Both of the voices sounded familiar actually.

"... all ash now," the voice of the sorceress from earlier said.

"There are other signs that we can examine beyond the symbology of the circle," the second voice said. Another woman, it sounded familiar, but Ranma couldn't place it. It wasn't the voice of one of her regular rivals or love interests.

"But those methods are limited. Who builds a ritual circle for something like this out of… I think this fragment here is twine," the sorceress said.

Ranma peered around the corner of a tree into the small clearing at the heart of the forested area. The sorceress was kneeling in the dirt as she examined something by a large circular burn mark with a flashlight of all things. Her ears had turned long and pointed, rather like those of an elf, and her hair seemed to be a different shade entirely. It was brighter, almost a blonde.

Her companion, however, was familiar. A woman in her mid-twenties or younger with long blue hair down to her waist. She was wearing a mid-thigh length robe and a pair of poorly fitted pants. Her face was extremely similar to Shampoo's, if one ignored the long pointed ears poking out of her loose hair.

The real kicker, however, was the gnarled staff she treated like a cane. Memories of the Nanban mirror incident welled up from within Ranma's subconscious and her eyebrow twitched.

"You've got to be kidding me," she snapped, stepping out into the clearing as the two women whirled to face her, "I get turned into a catgirl and you lose three hundred years. How's that fair?"

Cologne, looking far far younger than she had a few hours ago, giggled. "Well, son-in-law, it seems that some of us have better luck," she said, tapping her cane against the earth, "Come to see what caused this?"

"You mean 'Did I come to see why a magical nuke hit the city'?" Ranma snarked, crossing her arms under her chest and baring her teeth. "What. The. Hell. Happened?!"

"This was done by an unknown individual," the sorceress said as she pulled a small vial out and placed a piece of string-like material into it before corking the vial. "Unknown person, unknown motives, unknown effect. Given the forces involved, I honestly can't tell you whether or not they even succeeded or if what we saw was just a side effect from a failure."

"We were unfortunately distracted by the arrival of the Conclave of the North Watch," Cologne said.

"They're basically magically armed cultists. A death cult," the sorceress said, "All of the various parties banded together to see them off, thankfully without losses on our side."

"That has more to do with whoever conducted this ritual, than luck or skill," Cologne said, "Everyone was knocked silly. I recovered first and dealt with them. We, however, took too long and by the time we arrived here whoever had conducted this ritual had fled. It is a small consolation that they were clearly not affiliated with the Conclave."

Ranma filed the names away for later. "Great. So what did happen? Why am I a Catgirl?"

"Not a fucking clue," the sorceress deadpanned, "It's going to take days, months possibly, to decipher what the fuck happened. That said, anything you can tell us of what you saw, I'd appreciate. We were rather… busy, at the time."

"Yeah, someone shot a beam of magic at the moon and it punched back. At a guess it hit all of Tokyo with its response," Ranma replied, "Massive wave of this glowy mist."

"... Well that's not good," the sorceress muttered.

"Do you need me here, Ms.Toriyama?" Cologne asked.

"No, I should be able to handle it from here, especially once Akira gets here," the sorceress said.

"Good. Son-in-Law, let's head to the Tendo's place. This situation is in good hands," she said, walking past Ranma.

"'In good hands', you mean like you said it was before?" Ranma snarked, "The one time I listen to you, the fallout hits the entire city." She shot the sorceress an annoyed look, her ears flattening atop her head, and the woman winced.

"We did our best," Ms. Toriyama said with the tone of someone dreading the response.

"Do better next time," Ranma snapped before turning on her heel and following Cologne. She caught up to the youthened woman on the edge of the woods. She was stretching and paused with her cane braced behind her neck as Ranma caught up. She turned a teasing grin towards Ranma.

"Ah, Son-in-Law, like what you see?" she asked.

"I hear one syllable of 'Wo Ai ni' and I'm gone," Ranma replied flatly, to the laughter of the older woman.

"I did say if I was three hundred years younger, didn't I?" Cologne laughed before shaking her head, "But I would not do that to my Great-Granddaughter. It would be a terrible thing to break her heart."

"Like it isn't going to be anyways," Ranma replied. She ignored the raised eyebrow and smirk from the young-again Amazon. "Not marrying her, Old Ghoul." She twitched backwards out of the way of the cane as it lashed out at her skull. The 'Old Ghoul' blinked owlishly as it missed.

"You've gotten faster," she said with a raised eyebrow.

Ranma blinked. "I guess?" she replied non-committedly as she considered her reaction to Cologne's usual strike. Normally she couldn't avoid it. Now, despite the woman being far less worn down by age, she'd dodged it easily. Her eyes narrowed. "You're right. Something's up."

"The what, is clear," Cologne replied.

"Oh? Go ahead and say it then," Ranma said, not wanting to play games.

"Can't you guess, Son-in-Law?" the amazon asked, spinning her staff before a pair of hooked yellow-green energy wings appeared from her back. "We are no longer human."

-0-0-0-0-0-​

"Do you really need to go, Kazuto? Mom could be back at any time," Suguha said as they lingered by the front door.

"I need to check on Asuna, Sugu. This could have done anything to her," Kazuto replied. He had his sword over his back. While it was illegal, technically, to have a weapon in Japan he wasn't about to go out without it. It wasn't normal for them to be fairies or for the World Tree to just appear from nothing in the middle of Tokyo.

"I should go with you, Papa," Yui said. He shook his head.

"No, we have no idea what's out there and…" And she had just become real in a way that being an AI wasn't. "This isn't ALO. If anything happened to you, Yui, I- I couldn't," he said, bending down to hug her. He looked up at Sugu. "Keep an eye on her, please."

"I will, I promise," Sugu said before giving him her own hug, "You be careful, and… Bring her back, if you can. I want to meet Asuna."

"I will," he replied before patting Yui on the head once and stepping out through the door into the cold evening. It felt warmer than he had expected, but then he wasn't human at the moment, was he?

His gaze went up to the giant tree that had taken over the sky. Hell, it was hanging over the house. The branches obscured the sky above them. It was one thing to see it in the game, awe-inspiring as it had been, but now it was just… It somehow hit differently in real life. Trees weren't supposed to overshadow mountains.

"Big Brother."

He glanced back at Suguha standing in the door. "Yeah?"

"... You probably know it better than me, but… don't do anything reckless. This isn't a game anymore," she said, her lips trembling. She brushed a loose strand of golden hair behind her long ears.

"It hasn't been one for me for a while," he replied. With a thought his wings appeared on his back. "Now, let's see if this works. Back in a while, Sugu." He kicked off nearly as hard as he could and let out a yelp as he sailed up into the air, passing higher than the houses around them before he kicked open his wings.

He paused above the street for a moment to orient himself, then launched himself in the direction of the hospital as fast as he could, keeping to just above the roofline. Flight seemed to be as intuitive as in ALO, which was fortunate because he probably would have gone splat otherwise. That would have been embarrassing.

Power seemed to be more intermittent the closer he got to the tree. Cars were still driving through the streets at least, there were also a lot of people stepping out of homes or visible in windows or on balconies looking terrified. While he didn't stick around, he noted grimly that most of them had long pointed ears. He hadn't thought so many people played ALO…

He slowed and settled down on the edge of a grocery store's roof. It was physically impossible that this many people played ALO. Not in such a concentrated area at least. He stared down at a street where dozens of people had stepped out of their homes. Worry filled the air as they talked worriedly. His eyes fell on several children younger than ten with pointed ears. There had been a few in SAO, kids whose parents hadn't paid much attention to the rating on the box. The thing was, he didn't recall anyone having an avatar that young in ALO. In fact, the youngest-looking person he'd encountered was the Cait Sith leader, Alicia, and she was merely flat and short rather than young. Whatever had happened, it had affected people well beyond the confines of the game.

With a guilty look in the direction of the hospital, he spread his wings and flew down toward the street full of people. Asuna could wait. A few minutes wouldn't make a difference if… Well, she was at a hospital. If someone could do something they'd already be doing it. As much as it hurt to not rush there, leaving these people confused would be worse.

"HEY!" he called, drawing eyes towards him as he descended. Gasps ran through the group and a space formed around him as he touched down. "Is everyone alright here?" he asked.

"You mean other than the obvious?" one woman asked acerbically, before drawing back as he looked at her.

"... Well yeah," he said, "Look, I've just got a few questions and maybe I can provide a few answers in exchange?"

"You know what's going on?" A large man with the ears of a Cait Sith stepped forward.

He shook his head. "Yes and no," he said, "I can tell you what happened, but I'm in the dark as to the why or how just as much as you. First, a question, does anyone here play ALO?" The answer was, to his lack of surprise, a resounding no. "Right, so, this is going to seem unbelievable-"

"Like being turned into elves and having a giant tree take over downtown isn't?" Someone snarked.

"Point. I mean, I lived through SAO and this is just nuts even for me," Kazuto admitted, rubbing the back of his head.

The resulting interrogation, both ways, lasted nearly a half hour before he was able to escape. Most of the information they had was less detailed than what he had brought, but there was one detail. It had started with a flash of light in the north-northwest and was followed by a wave of light that passed through everything. Something big had happened, something centered on ALO, but it was also clearly something far beyond his expertise. He couldn't exactly stab a giant wave of light with a sword, and in the real world, his programming skill was somewhat less useful.

"I'm starting to think I'm cursed," he mused. That was two VR MMOs that had developed sudden, twisted consequences. Maybe it would be best if he tried to avoid more in the future?

The Hospital was lit up as he reached it. One of the few spots in its area. Not bothering with the front door he zipped up to the window he was sure belonged to Asuna. Her bed, which had been right by the window, was empty. A nerve gear sat on the pillow still in the indentation left by her head. Her blankets were rumbled, but showed no sign of someone actually climbing out of the bed.

Dropping to the ground he walked in through the front door. Unusually for this late at night the entrance lights were on and a green-haired woman, with the now requisite pointed ears, was fussing with the computer behind the desks. "Sir," she said without looking up, "If it's an emergency the emergency room is around the side. Otherwise visiting hours are over. Long over."

"You could at least look up," he replied, stepping up to the counter. The woman looked up and promptly took two steps back.

"Oh," she said as she took in his appearance, "still, sir, visiting hours are-"

"Over, I know. Look, I don't need to see her, I just need to know she's alright with everything that's going on. I'm looking for Asuna Yuuki," he said, before extending the wings he had yet to withdraw, "I just peaked in through her window with these and her bed was empty."

"You- Empty?" The woman asked, stepping towards her computer, "What was her name?"

"Asuna Yuuki. She's an SAO victim… just like me," he said.

"Ah. I thought I recognized the name. Mr. Kirigaya if I recall, right?" she asked him. He nodded. He had thought she looked vaguely familiar. Her cheekbones were higher and her hair a completely different colour, but she was definitely the usual receptionist. "You realize her Fiancee has told us to inform him of anyone who visits, right?"

"Let him know. I don't care at this point," he replied bluntly, "That bastard was going to marry her while she was still unconscious."

"... I had heard a rumour along those lines," the receptionist said. She sounded rather disgusted by the thought as she scanned her list. "Asuna… Asuna… She should be in bed. No signs of her waking up. Let me make a call." She grabbed her phone and dialed a number. "Hey, Watanabe? Yeah, I've got someone at the front desk here to see if Asuna Yuuki is fine… Yeah well he says her bed is empty… No, he flew to the window… Yes, I'm sure, he has fairy wings- Yes…" she glanced up, "One second, she's just checking."

They waited anxiously for a minute before the receptionist winced. "Slow down… You're sure?" she asked, "Right, I'll start a search of the building. Thanks." She hung up and looked at him. "Her current location isn't known at the moment."

Kazuto rubbed his forehead. He'd woken up in his bed, so where the hell could Asuna be? At least the odds of her being dead were minimal at best. But where the hell could she have gone? She was practically skin and…

No.

No, she'd be like him now. Like that picture that Agil had shown him of the girl in the cage.

"Damn it," he said as realization hit him, "She's still in the cage."

"I'm sorry?" the woman asked, looking completely lost.

He took a deep breath. "Right so… Bit of a long story at this point, but when Asuna didn't wake up a friend of ours reached out about a week ago with a picture," he said, "It was a picture of a girl in a cage in the branches of this massive tree. Only, the girl looked like Asuna except with wings and…" he gestured to his ears. The woman's eyes went wide and one hand touched her own ear. "Yeah. Apparently, it was taken in Alfheim Online, a game built on the same CARDINAL engine as SAO. The entire goal of the game was to ascend this giant tree before the other factions and that picture put her in the branches of it."

"That's not possible. She was in SAO," the receptionist said.

"Except ALO uses the same system architecture. Hell, I bet it uses some of the same servers. Transferring her from one system to the other? Totally possible. When I logged in with my Nerve Gear all my character stats from SAO were transferred as well. The systems are one hundred percent compatible," Kazuto said, running a hand through his hair, "And now there's that giant tree outside. You've seen it, right?"

"Rather hard not to."

"Right, well, that's the World Tree from ALO. That's where the cage with Asuna was spotted," he said, "She's still in the cage. Whatever just happened pulled her through the game and she's still up there in that cage. I'm sure of it. Excuse me. I need to go, now."

With that he turned on a heel and was out the door at a run, ignoring the receptionist's shout to stop. He was going to need help to get her back. He jumped into the sky and in moments set a new speed record as he headed for home. He had calls he needed to make. First, Agil, then Klein, then… then whoever he could gather. He was going to get Asuna back if it killed him.

-0-0-0-0-0-​

Asuna groaned and pushed herself up. That had hurt, that had hurt a lot. She didn't think that falling into an endless void should hurt, after all, what was there to hurt you in an endless void?

She shook her head and tried to ignore the aches and pains in her body.. Aches and pains? She opened her eyes and looked about in utter confusion. She wasn't in Aincrad, or her cage in Alfheim Online, or in a hospital, or her home. She was in a bedroom, in a four-poster bed, in a room that reminded her of many of the western manors they had encountered in Aincrad. Bright white crystals glowed in delicate sconces mounted on the walls providing a comforting light.

Slipping out of bed she noted that her wings seemed to be gone, though she could feel something there. It was a strange tingling sensation like something was waiting anxiously. She ignored it for the moment after making sure that nothing was there physically. Weird sensations she could handle.

A set of glass double doors let out onto a balcony while a single wooden one probably led into whatever building this was part of. A manor or castle was most likely given the decorations. She checked her clothing and frowned. The slip and panties were even more revealing than what she'd been wearing in her cage.

She scowled and looked around for a closet. Before she stepped out and tried to get the lay of the land she needed something less… less this. She was going to kill Sugou when she got free. She was going to murder him and despite her normal aversion to killing she was going to enjoy it. Assuming Kirito didn't get to him first.

A smile blossomed on her lips as she thought of Kirito. She still had a promise to fulfill and she didn't plan on making him wait any longer than she had to. If she could, she'd get to him. If not, well she'd apologize for making him rescue her later.

The closet was a walk-in affair, several times larger than her own back home. It was also mostly useless. She wasn't quite sure who stocked it, but they were either a slut or a pervert given the abyssmal lack of fabric most of the pieces had. Still, it wasn't a total loss. A pair of leather riding pants were located along with a top that only left her shoulders bare. A cloak joined them a few moments later.

Properly dressed, and aching quite a bit less than before, Asuna finally approached the balcony. The cold air outside made her thankful for her cloak. Walking past the small table for two, she stopped at the railing and looked around. She scowled immediately.

She was still in the stupid tree.

Her balcony was perched on a large palatial structure that itself appeared to be hanging from the underside of a large branch. Branches large enough to count as islands in the sky weaved above and below her. Each branch was home to large houses, market squares, and a thousand glittering lights. Movement could be seen amongst the branches, but it looked barely human. They seemed shaped more like Golems than people.

She raised a hand to an ear and grimaced at the pointedness of it. She shook her head. She felt stronger than she had in the cage, like her old strength from SAO had returned, or even just her strength from real life. She didn't feel weak like she had.

"I need a weapon," she said to herself and returned to the room. A cursory search turned up a rack of rapiers hidden in the armoire. Taking one she smiled. It was time to escape.

-0-0-0-0-0-​

Ranma pushed open the door to the Tendo Dojo irritably. "I'm home!" she called, taking care to remove her slippers. Behind her, Cologne removed the slightly oversized sneakers she'd been wearing.

A few moments later a blue-haired Kasumi with long pointed ears poked her head out of the kitchen. "Oh, there you are Ranma. We've been so worried," she said before pausing to stare at Cologne. "Another friend, Ranma?" she asked.

Ranma stared at the nearly neon blue shade of Kasumi's hair before shaking her head. "The Old Ghoul got a makeover," she said before she sidestepped her reflexive cane swing.

"Oh my. Elder Cologne?" Kasumi said, putting a hand to her mouth in shock.

"Hello Kasumi, dear. The tea earlier was lovely," she said, smiling as Kasumi's eyes widened.

"Thank you. Um, please, come this way. Everyone is a bit scattered at the moment, I'm afraid. Some people have taken the events better than others. Ranma, would you like some hot water?" Kasumi asked.

Ranma shrugged. "If you have some, then maybe?" she said. The look she got in reply from Kasumi was confusing. "What?"

"Nothing. Please, go sit down, I'll bring refreshments out in a few," Kasumi said, giving her the same look again before disappearing into the kitchen again.

Ranma shrugged before folding her hands behind her head and walking to the family room. The sight there was a bit odd. Soun was sitting down in his usual spot, but his black hair had streaks of fire running through it. He looked much the same except for a lack of wrinkles. Across from him was Ranma's mother. Her hair was much brighter, almost exactly the same shade as Ranma's and she looked younger, more as if she was Ranma's older sister than her mother. She was patting a beautiful black-haired woman -- who was for some reason wearing an oversized Gi and not much else -- on the head with a fond smile.

"Hi, Mum, Mr. Tendo and…?" Ranma trailed off looking at the new woman.

The black-haired woman bristled and whirled in her seat. "Don't you recognize your father, boy?!" She snapped in tones that were very familiar.

Ranma blinked twice.

"Genma, dear, you can hardly blame our child for not recognizing you immediately," Nodoka chided, swatting Ranma's female father on the head.

"... Eh?" Was Ranma's intelligent reply to the situation. Cologne peered over Ranma's shoulder.

"Oh my," the no-longer-old woman said as she stepped inside. "This is quite a predicament you've managed to get yourself into, Genma Saotome." She chuckled as she found a seat.

"Do we know you?" Ranma's mother asked, raising an eyebrow.

"It's the Old Ghou- ow," Ranma winced as the cane cracked home against her head, crushing one of her ears. "Ow ow ow." She whimpered, rubbing the far more sensitive than she realized, ear. Tears sprung to her eyes as she glared at Cologne who seemed quite surprised.

"Ranma, come here," her mother said, beckoning her over. Ranma found a seat next to her mother. "Stop holding it down," she chided Ranma, "Oh dear. Elder Cologne, can you explain the changes we've experienced?" She shot a glare over Ranma's head as she gently rubbed Ranma's ear. Despite herself, Ranma leaned into the hand and sighed. That felt nice.

"Unfortunately, no. An unknown party snuck past our perimeter while we were occupied with another threat and enacted a ritual that is still being deciphered. Unfortunately, it seems to have left little in the way of evidence as to their motives, actions, or intentions," Cologne said, shaking her head, "Tell me, has your husband been exposed to cold water recently?"

"No. He spontaneously changed a short while after we woke up again. I was worried for Ranma," Ranma's mother said.

"She was getting far too emotional," Genma huffed, crossing her arms and inadvertently pushing her chest up. Across the table Soun turned to face the door.

"Saotome, if you mind," the lone man in the room said with an awkward cough."

"Erk," Ranma's father went a strange shade of pale red as her hands jumped away from her body.

Ranma snickered. Oh, being a girl was simple, huh? Nothing to worry about, right? She grinned viciously at her Pops. "Gotta be careful, pops. You're a woman now," she said, smirking.

"Be polite to your father, Ranma. You know very well what he's going through," her mother chided.

"Yes, mother," Ranma replied politely, matching her pop's glare with a sunny smile.

Cologne, meanwhile, was tapping her chin as she thought. "Very unusual," she said, "... I have an idea, however." She pointed to the cup of tea in front of Nodoka. "How warm is that?"

Ranma's mother put her finger in the drink. "Warm enough," she said, glancing to Ranma

"No, if you use that I'll have to have a bath," Ranma said, her ears going flat as she stared at the cup of tea.

"You probably need one anyways," Cologne said, "If you don't mind, Mrs. Saotome?"

Ranma grimaced as her mother poured the warm tea over her head. He sighed and adjusted his shirt irritably. "Really?" he sighed.

Cologne nodded. "I see, I see. Ranma, how would you like ice cream?" she asked.

Ranma blinked. "Ice cream?" she asked, then blinked again at the tone of her voice. She looked down. "Why am I a girl again?" she demanded as her mother gasped. Ranma had to catch the tea cup as it slipped from her hands.

Her father was staring and edging away with a fearful expression on her face. Cologne, meanwhile, simply nodded as though this was the expected outcome. "Yes, I thought so. Ranma, can you focus on wanting to be a man? If nothing happens, try thinking about it from a different angle."

"What?" Ranma blinked before nodding, very unsure of herself suddenly. "I guess I can?" She closed her eyes. Want to be a man? Well, she'd wanted it when she'd used the water, which she could still feel in her hair. Ugh, she was going to have to wash tea leaves out of her hair again. Normally wanting to be a guy wasn't that hard, she normally wanted to be a guy more than a girl anyways… Uh…

So how did she go about wanting to be a guy anyways?

The moments dragged on as she tried different strategies. A desire to show she was manly amounted to nothing. The same could be said of trying to focus on showing off. A few other thoughts crossed her mind but nothing seemed to be working. Until she focused on the idea of being stronger. Physically her male form was stronger than her female form and really, she could use that little bit of extra strength to… Move the table? Yeah, sure. That'd work and-

"There we go," Cologne said, a smug tone in her voice.

"How did he do that?" came the unfamiliar tones of her father's female form.

Ranma opened his eyes and blinked down at himself. "Wait, I did that without hot water?" he asked. Also, why had that worked when showing off hadn't?

"Oh, Ranma!" With just that little bit of warning his mother glomped him. His tail and ears went straight with alarm as she hugged him hard.

"Mom!" He protested, trying to push her off. It wasn't working and frustration bubbled up inside. As much as he liked a hug from his mother, hugs like this were just uncomfortable. She never was this aggressive when he was a-

"And there it goes," Cologne deadpanned.

-girl? Ranma blinked as she was suddenly female again. Her mother's grip slackened in shock and they stared at each other.

"What?" her mother sounded very confused, about as confused as Ranma felt.

"At a guess," Cologne said before anyone could ask, "The nature of Son-in-law's curse has changed to be affected by one's will. I've heard of rare cases of this in the past. I'd need more time to learn more about how it works, I'm afraid. Until they learn to control it you will simply have to put up with random shifts of gender."

"... I see," Nodoka said before reaching up and scratching Ranma behind her ear.

"Mooom," she complained as her cheeks went red from embarrassment even as she leaned into her hand. Being a magical catgirl was so embarrassing! "I can control it?" she asked Cologne after a monstrous effort to mostly ignore her mother's fingers.

"In theory," Cologne said, watching them both, "It's likely affected by mental state or by what you perceive to be feminine vs. masculine activities or emotions, or even simple whims. You will need to experiment to identify the trigger. Beyond that, we'd have to spend days working on it, perhaps weeks or longer."

Ranma twitched at that. 'Feminine' basically meant… She shot a look at her father and scowled. She'd admit, she often had a hard time feeling masculine when doing anything except martial arts or some sort of strength contest. Which meant… Which meant she was going to be spending most of her time as a girl until she got a handle on this. "Pops, I blame you," she said through gritted teeth. It wasn't the same as being locked as a girl, but this meant she was basically broadcasting how manly she felt she was just by existing. Which, being a magical catgirl really wasn't much.

"This is not my fault!" the long dark-haired woman replied, shying away as Ranma started to growl.

"Ah, ah, enough, both of you," Ranma's mother said, placing a calming hand on her shoulder. "Can you explain what you mean by that, Elder Cologne?"

"Hmmm," the youngish elder smirked, "It's hard to say, exactly. No two people are exactly the same mentally. You'll likely learn a great deal about your husband and son over the next few years."

Ranma flushed, then stood up. "I'm going to go have a bath," she said, turning her back on the room with an irritated flick of her tail.

"Oh, run away from the implications with your tail- ack." The ack was preceded by the sound of steel being drawn.

"Genma, be quiet," Ranma's mother said, as the younger redhead slid the door shut behind her.

Ranma sighed and leaned her head against the door frame. "This is going to suck," she muttered. So her curse was controlled by willpower now and… and it would mostly respond to how male or female she was feeling at the time… wait a moment.

Ranma slid the door back open to find her mother had the family Katana laying in her lap. Everyone turned back to her. She swallowed. "So, quick question. If my curse has changed… Why is pops a woman?" she asked.

"... At a guess his curse was altered by the magic as well. Note the ears," Cologne said, pointing out the long thin ears on Genma, "Like you, your father's cursed form is no longer normal. At a guess, it simply replaced his form with that of whatever we are, but that is pure speculation at best. Unraveling tonight's events will take months more than likely."

"... Well, I'm sure pops can handle it. Not like he's going to have trouble feeling 'manly' with Mom around, right?" she said, shooting a smirk his way.

"Listen you-"

"Going for that bath now, later," Ranma said, shutting the door in her father's face. She covered her mouth to restrain the giggles that wanted to erupt.

"Oh, Ranma," Kasumi said as she stepped out of the kitchen, she was bringing a plate of cookies towards the family room, "Did you have an accident?" she nodded to Ranma's hair.

"No. Mum decided to test my curse cause of Pops," Ranma replied, "Looks like it's changed like his.. Hers, has." She concealed a smirk that drew a fond sigh from Kasumi.

"Here, have a cookie, then go have a bath," Kasumi said, shuffling Ranma along once she took a cookie.

"Thanks Kasumi," she said after taking three cookies. She hurried up the steps to the second floor to grab a change of clothes, munching on a cookie as she went.

"Nabiki! Come on, it isn't that bad," Akane said. Her voice sounded a little… off? Slightly deeper, though still feminine.

Ranma paused on the steps and grimaced. What could have possibly embarrassed Nabiki? She walked up the next few steps apprehensively and stopped abruptly as soon as she spotted Akane.

Akane looked like Akane, if, that is, Akane was six foot five and looked rather like she'd been carved from stone. Well, that was perhaps being uncharitable, but she certainly looked a lot more solidly built than before.

"Akane?" Ranma squeaked, cursing her voice as the giant girl turned to her.

"Ranma? Oh, wow you're small now… Are those cat ears?" Akane asked.

Ranma nodded and walked over to her. "Yeah, cat… cat ears," she said, looking up and up at the other girl. She wasn't the tallest girl, but compared to Akane she felt absolutely tiny now. "I- How are you?" she asked.

"Annoyed that nothing fits, but better than Nabiki," Akane said, glancing at the door beside you, "She turned into a catgirl like you did and I think she knows what's going-."

"GO AWAY!" Ranma blinked as a rather high pitched voice came through the door. That wasn't Nabiki's voice. It wasn't even close.

"No!" Akane replied, "Look, you can come out or we can come in."

"Since when am I involved in this?" Ranma protested, her ears flaring up.

"Since now. Nabiki! Open the door!"

"Ranma, get my sister away and I'll take ten thousand off your debt!" 'Nabiki' shouted.

"Are you sure that's her?" Ranma asked, "Because that doesn't sound like her."

"She doesn't look anything like herself either, which is why I think she knows something. There's something different about her, Ranma," Akane said. She hammered on the door. "Open up Nabi…ki…" With a 'crunch' something popped and the door swung open. "Oops."

"Akane!" 'Nabiki' hissed from her bed. On said bed was a girl with long dirty blonde hair, two cat ears like Ranma's and a cat tail of the same colour. She was also nearly a foot shorter than Ranma.

Ranma's lips twitched as she stared. A snicker popped through her lips.

"Saotome, I swear, if you-" The high girlish voice, more appropriate on a girl five years younger, sent Ranma over the edge and she broke down howling with laughter.

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A/N: Something a bit strange. An old idea I finally decided to put to paper. Not sure now likely I am to continue this but at least it's out of my head for now. I hope everyone's enjoyed it. It was erm… a pain in the ass for Gekkou to edit. ^^; I kept rearranging which scenes were where.

Gekkou_Yoko: They switched scene ordering around some nine plus times.

Grounders10: *awkward cough* it was driving me nuts trying to figure out the presentation for it.
 
That is looking pretty neat. The only thing that stood out as out of place for me is how much detail Kirito went into with the random hospital employee. But then that just might be me as I'm generally not one to divulge information while I know fully well I've seen my mom tell all kinds of things to random people she's just met.

I'd be down for more of this story, though not sure where you would go from there. I suppose that the story could be mainly about dealing with the issues with the change in people's bodies and now having a world tree in Tokyo... But Ranma is here, and I generally go into Ranma stories looking for at least some martial arts nonsense going on. So maybe the monsters of ALO are going to start spawning in all over Japan now?

Is Nabiki Argo? (And if so how did the rest of Nemia not find out she was missing while trapped in SAO?
Doubtful. At most this might be showing that she plays as Alicia Rue who is a blond Cait Sith, but it could just be random like everyone else and she's just embarrassed by the change and it's hitting her harder than the others.
 
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"Yeah, this is going to get loud. I'm just going to watch and make sure no one summons Gojira or something."

"And what are you planning on doing if someone does, my son?" his mother asked.

"Um… Probably let all of you know we need to run?" he said after a moment's thought, "I mean, it's Gojira, what else would you do?"
There was an implicit "You're not going to try and fight Gojira, right?" here that I think Ranma missed.

The black-haired woman bristled and whirled in her seat. "Don't you recognize your father, boy?!" She snapped in tones that were very familiar.
Wait, is this implying that Genma's panda form has been a female panda all this time?

"It's likely affected by mental state or by what you perceive to be feminine vs. masculine activities or emotions, or even simple whims. You will need to experiment to identify the trigger.
... Aaand Genma, implicitly, is going to turn female in any circumstance in which he'd historically turn into a panda. Usually, when he's trying to avoid attention.

Snerk. :p

At most this might be showing that she plays as Alicia Rue who is a blond Cait Sith, but it could just be random like everyone else and she's just embarrassed by the change and it's hitting her harder than the others.
Alicia Rue was backing up Kirito's death run up the World Tree, so she'd be a way to connect the two sides of the crossover.

That said, I'm pretty sure Alicia Rue's hair is short, and Kirito or Asuna making a mess at the World Tree is probably going to draw Ranma's attention when it happens.
 
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Alicia Rue was backing up Kirito's death run up the World Tree, so she'd be a way to connect the two sides of the crossover.

That said, I'm pretty sure Alicia Rue's hair is short, and Kirito or Asuna making a mess at the World Tree is probably going to draw Ranma's attention when it happens.
Is Nabiki Argo? (And if so how did the rest of Nemia not find out she was missing while trapped in SAO?

Nabiki is neither Alicia nor Argo
 
Well, here is hoping Ranma is finding it easy to be a bitch, when fighting.
Bonus if she find herself taking up armed combat, while wearing armored clothing.
Is the Neko-ken cured, by change?

Heh, when is Ranma-chan getting her own bounded equipement set?
Shopping just became interesting for her, that tail is easier to account for, while being female, then as a male.
Commando or open crotch panties, combined with a skirt, which could be of any length.
Isn't it ironic that unless it's tailor made, Ranma might have to hit the fetish/sex shop/store in order to get any kind of underwear?
Even the latex panties have some easier options, considering some have a hole in them, when you take into account that tail.

I can only guess that the clothing she is currently wearing, was not the clothing she was wearing just a little while ago.
Will wait to hear what happend to her closet of stored clothing articles, on that point.
I sence a shopping trip coming up, hopefully, she is challenged into wearing very high heeled crotch boots, if only for the feminin(?) fealing it would give her and thanks to stumbling around, cheating with her wings, till she's used to both?
Ballet boots come to mind, for one.

I do wonder, with a game world suddenly becoming real, did that other game world also become real?
Will Ranma-chan become a Sorceress?
Or a wicked witch?
One thing is sure, fantasy airship might just have become possible.

What's the next story (idea)?
Ranma-chan in Assassins Creed?
Or would it need to have more of a kick?
Like say finding herself in space, somewhere, on some ship.

I do think Jungle Cruise would fit the Rama World, you know.
 
These last few stories have been amazinnnng. Kitsune Ranma is a joy to read, so fluffy and cute. And then the Sailor Moon and SAO ideas have been so fun to read.
 
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Three Feathers For Tomorrow

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Chapter One

The Third World


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A black-haired boy with glasses peered about the crowded platforms of Kings Cross station. Clutched in one hand was a letter while the other held the handle of his trolley upon which sat his trunk, full of nearly all his worldly possessions, and a snow-white owl in a cage. While he had hardly been looking forward to it, he had expected to find his relatives, the Dursley family, waiting for him.

Neither he, nor they, had much fondness for each other yet that hadn't stopped them from picking him up after the last two years of school. Though he had to admit, he hadn't literally blown up his uncle's sister before. Still he had been assured they would be waiting for him by the Headmaster…

And yet as Harry Potter looked about with growing concern, he could find not a trace of his relatives. Not a single one.

"Do you suppose they've decided to be rid of me at last, Hedwig?" he asked his owl as he pushed the trolley along to the exit. It was better to not crowd the platform too close to Platform Nine and Three Quarters. Especially since his friends had already left with their own families.

The snowy owl let out a soft hoot that sounded vaguely like agreement. She ruffled her wings and turned her head to stare at a passing child several years his junior.

He was going to have to find his own way to Privet Drive then. Of course, showing up there might just see him tossed out onto the street, but at least he would have some closure on the matter. He just needed to find a less crowded place and, though he hated the idea, summon the Knight Bus. The infernal, though not literally, double-decker bus would be more than enough to get him to his relative's place.

"Excuse me young man," an aged woman's voice spoke up as he approached the exit, at the same moment as a hand fell upon his shoulder. He jumped and whirled away from the owner of the hand to find a woman with black hair held up in a bun and wearing a grey business suit. She had a severe expression on her face not dissimilar to his Head of House Professor McGonagall back in school. The Head of Gryffindor house was notably strict and this woman, while much younger, seemed to be carved from the same stone. "Would you," she continued as though she had not snuck up on him, "Happen to be Mr. Harry Potter? Son of Lily Potter nee Evans?"

"I-" He stuttered then cleared his throat as he let his head stop pounding. "I- I am, yes," he confirmed, wondering who she was. There was also the why of her question. Most people tended to emphasise his father's family, not his mother's.

She smiled and looked him over before frowning once more. "I am Ms. Inkwell," she said as she looked him over judgmentally, "I am here to pick you up."

Pick him up? "Where are the Dursleys?" he asked after a moment, sparing a second to glance about for the distinct shapes of his relatives.

"At home. I'm afraid I'm here to oversee certain matters of inheritance that should have been dealt with some years ago," She said sternly, "Matters that do not involve anyone of the Dursley Family. While your Aunt is the elder sibling, she was passed over for Lily and later yourself in your Grandparent's Will. Not entirely, but in several important matters."

"I see…" He really didn't. "Can I… see some ID?" he asked. After the last year he was hardly just going to trust some random person. Sure his Godfather had proven to not be the murderer everyone insisted he was but it didn't hurt to be careful.

She produced a business card from her purse along with her drivers licence. The card read 'Miriam Inkwell, Lawyer'. It claimed she worked for 'Inkwell and Holden' and specialised in inheritance law. He glanced at the driver's licence. He honestly couldn't tell if it was real or fake, but it looked real enough for him.

"What's this about?" he asked as he handed the card back to her.

"Perhaps we should discuss that when we are no longer in the doorway," she suggested. With a start, he realised they were standing in the doorway of King's Cross station. Well, one of the many doorways, and for which they were receiving dark looks from the many people passing by to either side.

"Erm.. Right, where would you suggest?" he asked.

"Outside, perhaps? I have the paperwork in my car either way," she replied, prodding him to move along. Following her directions he exited the building and followed her lead to a grey land rover. She opened up the side door and pulled a briefcase out of the footwell.

"I am here at the behest of one 'Celestia Dawnstar'," she said as she opened it on the seat.

"Who?" he asked.

"Your Godmother," she replied.

He stared at her. His Godmother? "I have a Godmother?" he asked. First his Godfather, then his Godmother? Sirius at least had a good reason not to get involved in his life. Azkaban Prison was an island fortress in the north sea guarded by monsters that literally fed on happiness. It wasn't the sort of prison to let people out on day parole to visit family.

"She said you'd say that," Ms. Inkwell said with a sigh, "Your Godmother tells me that she has a very busy work schedule that permits her little time to herself let alone on long trips to check up on people she thought were in good hands."

"I wouldn't exactly call my relatives good hands," he said, receiving a scoff from the woman.

"Having spoken with them several times, I find myself agreeing with you," she said, "They kept insisting you were at St. Brutus' Secure Centre for Incurably Criminal Boys. They had a change of heart when I informed them that the facility had never so much as heard of a Harry Potter, let alone had one within their walls. They seemed to wish to avoid involving the police in a missing persons case."

Harry tried to disguise his snort as a cough into his arm and fought to keep a grin off his face.

"I nearly did anyway when I failed to find any information on this 'Hogwarts' you supposedly attend," she said.

"It's a private boarding school, up in Scotland," he said quickly.

"So your relatives said," she said before holding out a thin stack of papers, "The records that prove your Godmother's bonafides."

He accepted the papers and frowned as he went through them. There was a birth certificate, signed as simply 'St. Mungo's Center for Magical Maladies', which caused him to raise an eyebrow. That didn't seem like the sort of thing that a muggle Lawyer was supposed to have. But, there on the certificate, under Godparents, was listed a 'Celestia Dawnstar'. The next was a copy of his parents Will. It basically said that he was to get everything, with a few small amounts -- oddly again listed in Galleons -- going to others like Sirius and Professor Lupin. Even a bit going to Pettigrew. There was even ten thousand Galleons to be given to the Dursleys once it had been changed to pounds. Listed amongst the names of possible caretakers for him was a 'Celestia Dawnstar' nestled between 'Sirius Black' and 'Remus Lupin'. The seal of Gringotts bank at the bottom of the document attested to its origins.

It seemed that he really did have a Godmother. "So, why now?" he asked, passing her the papers.

"Your Godmother was expecting you to be brought for a visit some time ago," Ms. Inkwell said, "She has finally decided to force the issue since there are certain… obligations, that must be handled."

Harry grimaced. "What sort of-"

Ms. Inkwell held up a hand to interrupt him. "I'm afraid that is beyond me. My job is to simply bring you to her. Today, preferably," she said, "Now, if you are done wasting time…?" Her tone sent a cold shiver down his back as it reached all new levels of sternness.

He glanced about one last time looking for the Dursleys. Not a single sign of his whale-sized cousin or his Aunt and Uncle could be found in the busy parking lot. "I suppose," he said.

It took them several minutes to wrestle the trunk into the boot of the Land Rover before placing Hedwig into the backseat. To his surprise Ms. Inkwell insisted he sit up front. "You'll have a better view of our destination," she said as they set off.

Harry grew nervous as their drive took them out of London, but hid it as best he could. Just in case he had made sure to slip his wand up his sleeve.

Two hours north of London they turned off the A1(M) onto a country road. A sign, partly hidden by the trees, proclaimed the town of 'Yaxley'. Shortly after the road turned to gravel as they turned once again onto an even more meandering path. It was clearly an old road, the dirt to either side had built up over the centuries creating a shallow channel down which the road travelled. Topped by trees and bushes the sides made it difficult to say where they were.

Eventually, though, they emerged from the trees onto a paved driveway that led across several acres of well manicured lawn, and flowerbeds, to a three story Georgian manor house. Several other vehicles were parked by the door as they pulled up to the front.

"We're here. Leave your things, they will be brought in for you," Ms. Inkwell said as she turned off the car. She hopped out of the Land Rover and stumbled before catching herself on the door.

Harry piled out and followed her up the steps to the front door. He swept the area with a quick glance, but couldn't see anyone other than them. Distantly he could hear the sound of a sprinkler going and possibly what sounded like horses. The entire area seemed to be enclosed by dense woodland.

Ms. Inkwell knocked on the double doors. Small fractal windows let light in but made it hard for Harry to make out anything beyond shadows. After a few moments she knocked again. Another few moments passed before a shadow crossed the windows and the door was opened by a young woman with straight hair that seemed to have been cut to a hair breadth's precision. Her clothes were much the same, being a button down blouse and trousers. Strangely, her hair had purple, magenta and lavender running through it in neatly ordered lines.

"Oh, Inkwell, you're here," she said before turning to Harry and smiling. "And you must be Harry Potter. I'm Twilight Sparkle, nice to meet you." She held out a hand and he shook it.

"Nice to meet you, though I'm still a bit confused as to what's going on," he said.

"Ah. Inkwell, I'll take it from here," Twilight said.

"As you wish," Ms. Inkwell said, bowing her head to the young woman before nodding once to Harry and walking back toward the car.

Harry watched her go. "She isn't going to leave with my things, is she?" he asked after a moment.

Judging by her expression, Twilight seemed scandalised at the very thought. "No, nonono, nothing like that," she said, opening the door for him. "She'll get your things. I am going to bring you to Celestia. She's waiting in the sitting room." She took his hand and pulled him along at a hurried pace. Despite himself he blushed. She was easily as pretty as Cho Chang, yet seemed so much more approachable already.

The interior of the manor was opulent. Marble tiled floors, a golden bannister for the staircase, large paintings on the walls of people with fantastical hair colours… not that dissimilar to the young woman leading him deeper into the house. Was this her place? Was she maybe Celestia's daughter? God he hoped not.

"You know, when I woke up this morning I didn't expect to be doing this. Princess Celestia never told me she had a Godson before," Twilight said as she dragged him around the corner and through a small sitting room.

He stumbled over his own feet as she dragged him. "Wait- Princess?" he asked. Just who was his Godmother?

"Ooh, oops," Twilight blushed and looked away. She fell silent until they came to a closed sliding door and she let go of his hand to open it. "Princess? I have Harry here," she said as she stepped in, waving for him to follow her.

Cautious he entered the room slowly. The room was in a small rotunda at the corner of the building with floor to ceiling stained glass windows that seemed a little too large for the space. Winged unicorns and colourful depictions of small horses filled the windows.

Brighter than the sunlight stained the floor in a rainbow of colours was a tall, beautiful caucasian woman in a backless white sundress. She had the sort of effortless, seemingly radiant, beauty that Harry was sure Aunt Petunia would have instantly declared the product of 'surgery' or 'far too much makeup'. If they had ever met he would have had to be careful around his Aunt for days. The strangest thing about her, however, was her hair. It was coloured in bands of blue, teal, lavender and pink and seemed to flow as a seamless whole in an unseen breeze.

She met his gaze with a warm smile and he added purple eyes to the list of strange things about her. "Harry Potter, " she said warmly, "It has been far too long since I saw you last. Please, sit. Twilight, would you mind bringing us some more tea?"

"Of course, Princess!" Twilight blurted out with a wide grin before disappearing so quickly Harry almost thought she teleported. Only the sound of doors opening told him otherwise.

The older woman chuckled and gestured to the seat across the coffee table from her. Harry, quite carefully, sat down on the sofa. "Hi," he said uncertainly. That waving hair had to be magic, which made sense. The odds of his parents not making a witch his Godmother were… low.

"Hello," she said, smiling warmly. "I hope the drive wasn't too long."

"It was fine," he replied.

Celestia sipped her tea and sighed. "You're wondering who I am and why, after all this time, am I here," she said, a slight melancholic tone in her voice.

"Sirius at least had a good reason for not being around," he said, unable to keep anger out of his voice.

"... Yes, I've heard about his imprisonment," she said, with a frown crossing her lips. It looked out of place on her as she leaned back against the sofa. "And his escape. It is another thing I shall have to look into now that I have time." She set her teacup down. "Harry, I am sorry for not being here, and for not looking after you as your mother and father wished, however for reasons you will soon understand I could neither spend the sort of time required to raise a child here nor was it safe for you to come home with me."

"This isn't your home?" Harry asked.

"Not at all. This is the Evan's family home. Yours now," Celestia said.

His? Harry looked around at the windows and walls. "There're… a lot of horses," he said.

Celestia snorted into her wrist and let out a tinkly sounding giggle. "Ponies, not horses," she said before sobering up. "Am I right that this is the first time you've been here, Harry?" she asked.

He nodded and she muttered something, of which he only made out the name of his Aunt, before lifting her tea to her lips and taking a sip. "I was afraid of that. You should have been brought here at the end of your school year two years ago," she said, "Which is why I had Inkwell investigate."

The door behind Harry swung open with a bang. "Princess, I brought the tea you asked for," Twilight said as she brought a tray with a teapot and small snacks. "Oops, sorry Harry," she added as he clutched at his chest. His heart was thundering from surprise.

"It's fine," he said as Twilight laid out the fresh pot of tea and a variety of snacks.

Celestia politely laughed behind one hand. Once he had a cup of tea of his own, and a small plate of snacks, she continued. "Now, myself and your mother's family go back many, many generations," she said.

"... So you are a witch," he said, eyeing her flowing hair. Beside Celestia Twilight giggled, shaking her head. The older woman shot her a look that caused her to blush and look away.

"Not at all. Despite my appearance, I am most assuredly not a Witch. Normally, at least," Celestia said with some amusement.

Harry stared at her. Not a witch? "I'm not sure I understand," he said finally.

"You will shortly. I promise," she said kindly, "I am far older than I look and have worked with the Evans family for several hundred years. It has been a mutually beneficial relationship."

"I thought my Mother and Aunt were from… well…"

"Less well-off circumstances?" Celestia said with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah." Middle-class as it were rather than something this rich.

A few minutes passed quietly as they drank their tea before Celestia finally spoke again. "I asked them to find other residences for a time," she said.

"Why?' Harry asked, staring at her firmly.

"For the same reason, I could not take you to live with me. I am not the only one like me. My sister is another and she and I had a… falling out, you could say, many years ago. We've since resolved the issues, but for a time there was a risk to your family should my sister in her madness found out about them." She shook her head and sipped her tea with a solemn expression.

"Princess Luna wasn't herself at the time," Twilight said, "We saved her a few years ago now."

"Yes, about that," Celestia said before noticing the lost expression on his face. "But I'm afraid we aren't helping my Godson's confusion right now, Twilight. Allow me to stop beating about the bush then. Harry, I am not human nor am I from this world. Neither is Twilight here." The dark-haired girl waved and smiled sheepishly.

Celestia took a sip of tea. "Your mother's family discovered a naturally occurring portal several of your centuries ago and came through. After some… rather exciting events I entrusted them with the gateway between our worlds and we have remained in contact since," she said.

Harry set the teacup on the saucer. "How did no one notice this?" he asked, glancing from one to the other. They were aliens of some sort? He had to wonder what they looked like normally.

"Well," Celestia blushed lightly, "It would seem that Equestrian magic and Wizarding magic, while both magic, are not so similar as to show up on the other's standardised detection spells. Until your mother was discovered to be a witch we hadn't a clue as to the existence of magic in this world."

He fiddled with the teacup. Equestrian? His gaze darted to the stained glass windows above Celestia's head. A tall white-winged unicorn with hair remarkably like Celestia's sat atop a throne backed by the sun. Were they… Ponies? She had insisted that the paintings and stained glass were about ponies, not horses.

"Are you actually my Godmother?" he asked finally.

"I am," she said, "It is hardly the first time I've agreed to take the role for your family and your mother and I got along quite well. She… was a good friend." She sighed. Her teacup clinked as it was set down. She ran a hand over her face. "Your mother was afraid of Voldemort and what could happen to you if you remained here while he was around. So, despite my sister's looming return… I agreed. When that monster died and Albus insisted on placing you with Petunia's family I didn't fight it. The monster was gone and I had thought that Petunia would take good care of her own sister's child. I expected that she would bring you here to meet me on the day after the summer solstice, but…"

She shook her head, sending her hair waving erratically as the bands of colour flexed and contracted, briefly transforming it into a single solitary colour. "When you did not show for two years in a row I ordered Inkwell to look for you. I feared the worst." She rose from her seat, and for the first time he realised just how tall Celestia was. She had to be nearly seven feet tall.

She settled onto the couch beside Harry and pulled him into a warm hug. It was, actually, really warm. Like lying down in the sunlight on a summer day. It wasn't like Molly Weasley's hugs, which were as smothering as they were comforting.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry," she whispered.

"It's…" Harry trailed off as Twilight sat down on the other side of him and wrapped him in a hug from the other side. Despite what they had said about not being human, he still found himself blushing as he trailed off.

Celestia giggled and patted him on the shoulder before letting him go and prodding the lavender-haired girl to do so as well. "I think," she said as he tried to get the blush to go down, "That it would be best to show you."

She rose from her seat and made her way to the door where she waited as he stood and followed.

"Where is this, portal?" he asked.

"Out in the garden," Celestia replied.

The garden behind the manor was massive and well maintained, despite the fact Harry had yet to see a single gardener. It sprawled out between ponds and small clusters of trees with winding paths and flowerbeds all centered up a tall gazebo. As they drew closer he could make out something in the center of the gazebo. It appeared to be a statue of two rearing winged unicorns, who were on examination very different in proportions from the unicorns he was familiar with from Hogwarts, set atop a large limestone pedestal. The pedestal itself was intricately decorated. Ponies, flowers, and imagery of the sun and moon were common.

The plank floor of the gazebo creaked as Celestia walked across it. They stopped before the nominal 'front' of the pedestal where the carvings formed an archway topped by two stylized winged unicorns, their horns touching at the 'top'. It was just high enough that an average human wouldn't need to duck to get through.

Celestia definitely would, however.

"This is it," Celestia said, "The portal."

"Just looks like a statue," he said.

"That is rather the point," Celestia replied. She turned to him with a smile. "As your Godmother I was hoping to invite you to stay the summer in Equestria with us."

Stay the summer? "I wouldn't have to go back to the Dursleys?" he asked immediately.

"Regardless of whether or not you wish to join me in Equestria, no you will not need to go back to them," she said.

That was… That was good. He didn't want to stay with them for any reason. He had wanted to stay with Sirius… Sirius. "I um…" he ran a hand through his hair, "What about writing to my friends?" He sidestepped the issue of conversing with a convicted murderer… Who had technically not been convicted of anything. Which was the problem.

"Owls can traverse the portal on their own just fine. Wizarding mail has no issues finding people who are in Equestria," Celestia reassured him.

"... Sure. Why not then," he said. Seeing another world would be interesting. "So how does this work?"

"You just walk through," Twilight said eagerly, stepping forward. "Watch!" she waved and walked into the stone archway. It was like the entrance to Platform nine and three quarters and in a second.

"Twilight…" Celestia sighed and shook her head as Harry stepped up and pressed a hand against the stone. It went through without issue and came back just fine. There was a little bit of tingling though. Like his hand had been briefly covered in something. Well it seemed fine. So… why not go? He'd have a summer without the Dursleys. It'd be great. He took a step forward.

"Wait, Harry, before you go there's something I should-" Celestia started to say as Harry's head passed through the portal and then things got very confusing.

He had travelled via the floo system before and that had been a very disorienting and haphazard affair. This… was somehow worse. He was pulled, twisted, stretched like taffy and rolled into a ball before accelerating out through the other side.

Harry exited the far side of the portal like a cannon. He rolled head over heels across what felt like stone and grass before crashing into something and coming to a stop… upside down.

Blinking the stars out of his eyes Harry stared at a copy of the portal that occupied the middle of an gazebo much like the one on his side of the portal. There was no sign of Celestia, nor Twilight, and his entire body felt strange, though some of it was disappearing as the sensation of being treated like taffy slowly faded from his mind. Unlike the dizziness that was making him see odd things, like the two yellowish blurs in the top of his vision.

"Are you alright?" Twilight's voice asked urgently before a lavender unicorn came into view on the grass ceiling… floor. Right.

"I'm fine," he said, feeling surprisingly good after what was probably his most violent ejection from a method of magical transportation yet. The soreness from slapping into whatever had stopped his headlong roll was already going away and he couldn't feel anything more than a mild bit of discomfort from where the gravel dug into the back of his neck… which felt awfully odd now that he thought about it. Like it was too long or something.

"And you are a pony," he said. Twilight was a winged unicorn with a lavender coat and her mane and tail just alike to how it was on the other side.

"Well yes, all my life," Twilight replied as behind her a shining white-winged unicorn stepped through the portal, her head ducked low to avoid clipping the top of the portal. Her mane and tail were exactly the same as Celestia's. As were her large purple eyes. And she was tall. Far, far, far taller than Twilight Sparkle. "Are you sure you're alright?" Twilight asked.

"I think so. A little bit dizzy mind you, but fine. Why?" he asked before frowning. His voice sounded a little strange. It was far too high for some reason.

"Twilight," Celestia said, her tone exasperated as the very tall pony clip-clopped down the stone path, "I was going to show him in a moment. After I had warned him about the side effects and- oh dear." She sighed.

"Oh dear? What do you mean by side effects?" Harry asked, suspicious.

"Perhaps you should simply look at yourself. Do not worry, it is all reversible," Celestia said gently.

Harry nudged the thing he was stuck on and rolled to his side, landing in an ungainly heap. His legs and arms felt odd. Like holding them in their normal positions wasn't quite as comfortable as it should have been. He looked down at his hands and paused.

He was staring at hooves. Hooves at the end of long blonde-furred legs. "Merlin," he blurted out, jerking away from his own leg and smacking the back of his head against the post. A glance, one that he realised turned his head far too far, revealed that the 'post' was simply a tree and… and that he had most certainly turned into a blonde pony. Though unlike Celestia and Twilight he didn't seem to have wings.

He swallowed and finally noticed the slight blonde blur beyond where his nose should have ended. A similarly coloured thing just at the tip top of his vision suggested that he might have a horn.

"Did I just turn into a unicorn?" he demanded from Twilight, who nodded sheepishly.

"I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd follow me immediately," she said, shooting Princess Celestia a look that earned a fond shake of the head.

"I was going to tell you about this," Celestia said, settling down in front of him. She was far larger than even Twilight, whom herself seemed to loom over him. The lavender winged unicorn had to be at least twice the pony, in all dimensions.

Harry sighed and dropped his head to rest on his hooves. It was surprisingly quite comfortable. Of all the times to act like his House's stereotypes and just charge straight in… Well, it could have been worse. It could have been a trap.

"Now, the portal transforms those who go through it," Celestia said. He nodded. He could tell that much. "Most interdimensional portals do this. You become part of what is the rough 'equivalent' to yourself. Humans become ponies in this case. Going back…"

"Pony becomes human," he finished, shaking his head. Only for a mass of long hair in shades of red, purple and orange to fall across his eyes. He hoofed at the disorderly mass before Twilight tsked and his hair, likely his mane, was pulled back by a purple aura. A matching aura came from Twilight's horn. Unicorns could do magic without a wand?

"Correct. Now, this is a case of becoming what you would have been if you were born in that world instead. Your form, as it is now, is the 'you' of this world. You will find that it feels natural after a short while," Celestia said, "Though if you had wings skills such as flying would still have to be trained as normal. I know it took me centuries of short visits to master fingers." she waggled a hoof at him with a playful smile.

Harry was a bit distracted by the feeling of his mane being attacked by Twilight's aura. The lavender mare had a look of intense concentration and annoyance as she lifted several brushes from the saddlebags on her back.

"So- I'm a blonde unicorn here?" he asked.

"Apparently."

"Why blonde?" It was the sort of thing he would have expected from Malfoy. Though his hair… his mane? Hair.. mane… well it was a Mane now, wasn't it? His mane seemed to have gone multi-coloured like the two before him.

"While coat colour can run in a family, it's common to see it jump a generation or two," Celestia said, "You seem to be the same colour as your grandfather when they were here… which brings us to another issue." She frowned at Harry.

"Yes…?" He asked, trying to ignore the relaxing feeling of having his long mane brushed by Twilight.

"You seem to have inherited more than a coat colour," the large winged unicorn said, "You see, there's a gender ratio difference between humans and ponies and when a human becomes a pony there's a chance… well there's a chance that the them of Equestria is not the same gender as the them of Earth."

Harry ran that through his head twice. Then a third time. He considered that as he stared at a hoof. "Are you-" he paused to listen to the higher tone of his voice. Pushing up on all fours he… she glanced under her barrel and immediately dropped to the ground right after, pulling her legs and tail tight reflexively. "So I'm a girl now," she said, her voice a touch shrill. Just a touch. It certainly hadn't gone high enough to compare to a dog whistle. Nope, not at all.

Not. At. All.

Twilight patted her on the back of the neck as she resumed her brushing and thankfully didn't say anything.

"A filly, technically," Celestia said, covering her mouth with the tip of a white wing. Her eyes danced with mirth as Harry glared at her for a moment.

"And this won't carry over back home?" Harry asked.

"I've never seen it happen before," Celestia said. Harry nodded, glanced down at her hooves, and felt her cheeks grow hot. She could never let Malfoy or the other Slytherins find out about this. They'd never let her live it down. She was a pony, and a girl.

At least she wasn't at the Dursleys.

"Now," Celestia said as Twilight paused in her brushing, "I believe that's enough Twilight. Harry's hair seems to be much like James', utterly untameable."

Twilight sighed. "I was hoping to spare Harry from Rarity going a little…" She wiggled a hoof and earned a chuckle from Harry's Godmother.

"I'm sure Harry will survive. Now, why don't we take a little walk about the estate here?" Celestia suggested, "It should be perfect for letting Harry get used to her hooves."

"Estate?" Harry asked, blinking as she finally looked around.

They were sitting about ten meters from the gazebo where the portal was located, atop a small rise above a well maintained, but slightly wild, field. A few hundred meters away was a manor house not unlike the one they had just come from. A terrace with tables was overrun with several dozen ponies that seemed to be in the middle of setting up a party. There was at least a cake and a giant banner above the back door that, if Harry squinted, she could just make out the words 'Welcome to Equestri'.

Far above the manor, on the side of a mountain, was a collection of towers that gleamed in the daylight. It seemed as though a city was hanging from the cliffs above.

"They forgot the last letter again," Twilight said with a sigh as Celestia laughed, seemingly delighted.

"It makes you wonder if they do it on purpose," she said, her eyes twinkling down at Harry. Harry laughed. She could see the Weasley Twins forgetting the last letter on a banner just to create a running joke. "Let us go join them. This is an excellent opportunity for you to practise telekinesis." A white wing prodded Harry's side, tickling her. "Come along, Harry, up."

"Okay, okay," she said, squirming away from the feather. Once it withdrew she stood up, though she kept her tail clamped down. Now that she had done it once, it now seemed so easy to do consciously.

They set off, slowly at first as Harry figured out her balance, and then quicker as after a few moments Harry found her balance. By the time they were approaching the party Harry had mostly mastered walking. She'd only tripped four times over her own feet…. And rolled halfway down the hill, but she was fine!

She really hoped no one had been looking when she did that.

Her hope died as they reached the steps up the terrace. A beautiful white unicorn with a purple mane and tail was waiting for them. On her flank was a trio of blue diamonds like a tattoo. Now that she thought about it, Celestia had a big tattoo of the sun on her flank while Twilight had one of some stars. Was this a status thing in Equestria?

"Oh dearie, are you okay?" she asked as they came into sight. "I saw that fall from the Terrace and oh my your mane." She tutted as Harry drew level with her. "Oh darling, you have grass in that lovely mane." She sounded particularly faint.

Twilight cleared her throat, "Rarity, this is Harry Potter. Harry, this is Rarity, my friend and the best fashionista in Equestria."

Fashionista? Harry touched her mane with a hoof and shrugged. "Nice to meet you?" she said, giving the taller unicorn a tired smile.

"It's lovely to meet you, dearie… though, if you don't mind me saying Princess Celestia, I had been under the impression that you had set out to retrieve a colt, not a filly?" she looked at the large pony with askance.

"It seems that Harry has something in common with her grandfather… though I suppose it is technically grandmother," Celestia said, tapping her chin with a hoof.

Harry, however, stared at her as she processed it, then quietly buried her questions in the back of her mind. She didn't want to know.

"I see," Rarity said in a tone that said she clearly didn't, "However it is, there is a party upstairs but we can hardly have you showing up for your own party looking so shabby. Twilight, dear, would you happen to have-"

Twilight levitated a trio of brushes, and a small hand mirror, out of her bags. "I suspected you'd want these," she said.

Rarity's horn lit up, though in a different colour than Twilight's, and took the brushes. "Let's get you decent," she said as Harry took a cautious step back. There was a mania in the white unicorn's eyes that worried her.

"I'm fine," she said.

"Nonsense, that hair has so much potential that letting it go untended would be a great injustice, and not to mention you would be making a terrible first impression," Rarity lectured.

"Send her up when you're done, Rarity," Celestia said, striding by the smaller pony.

"Celestia! Wait!" Harry protested as she suddenly found herself held in place by the white light of Rarity's horn.

Twilight patted her on the back before prancing up the steps. "Good luck, her hair is stubborn," she called over her shoulder.

"Twilight!" Harry grumbled as Rarity positioned her in the middle of the large step before her brushes set to work. Several minutes later Harry could admit, to herself at least, that having her mane and coat brushed out felt nice… even if she was being forced.

It was a few minutes after that when Rarity sighed and frowned. "Your mane is stubborn," she said, letting out a tisk, "Unfortunately I lack the appropriate materials to finish this, but it will have to do. Now hold still, I still have your tail to brush out."

Holding still was easier said than done since her tail proved to be oddly ticklish. Still, with Rarity's expert handling, and her inexplicable levitation -- it had to be some kind of pony magic -- it didn't take too many minutes.

"Hrm… Well it's certainly no worse than Rainbow Dash's," Rarity sighed after she spent a minute scrutinising Harry.

"You're not the first to be defeated by my hair," Harry said with a smile, "My Aunt absolutely hates it."

"Hmmm, well from what I've heard that's hardly a good comparison," Rarity said before offering an apologetic smile. "I am quite sorry if I've reminded you of that dreadful woman, but one must try to look their best. First impressions are very important dear. Now, tell me what you think." The hand mirror, which had been floating beside Rarity and pointed anywhere but at Harry, flipped about and floated over to her.

Harry stared at her first look at herself as a pony. She had the same rounded muzzle that Rarity and Twilight had with large emerald green eyes. Her mane had a thick line of red down the middle, with bands of orange followed by purple to either side. Her hair was brushed, but it still stuck up in places like she'd just been caught in a heavy wind storm, which was an improvement of the rat's nest it tended to be most days.

"I- This is me?" she mumbled raising a hoof to poke her chin. Her reflection mimicked her… where were her glasses? Did she not need them here? She waved her hoof in front of her face. She didn't seem to need glasses. How odd.

"I do good work, don't I?" Rarity said with a magnanimous smile, "If only I had more to work with. Oh well. You at least won't be making a terrible impression. Come along, Harry." It took her putting away the mirror for Harry to follow her directions and start walking up the steps.

The party was looking to be full of people as she reached the top. Celestia could be seen chatting with Twilight and several other ponies. Most everyone was taller than Harry, and likely older, though it was hard to say how tall anyone was in the first place.

Accompanied by Rarity she walked toward her Godmother. Before they could get more than a quarter of the way there a bright pink pony appeared before her with a big, "GASP!"

Harry blinked at the bright pink pony with poofy hair and took a step back. "Did you just say gasp?" she asked.

"Oh my, you have to be Harry Potter! I have something for you!" The pony squealed and bounced in place before disappearing into the press of ponies. A vague outline of pink hair left behind faded away as a breeze rolled over the terrace.

"Um…" Harry glanced at Rarity who sighed.

"That was Pinkie Pie. She loves parties. She's the one who put today's little party together," she said, before nudging Harry along. "I'm sure she'll be bac-"

With a blast of confetti, Harry found the pink party pony back in front of her holding a cupcake on a plate and… Harry glanced up. It felt like she had a party hat on her head just behind something that felt oddly ticklish… her horn?

"Welcome to Equestria!" Pinkie cheered before presenting the cupcake.

"Um…" Harry stared at it, unsure what to do.

"Pinkie, dear, she just arrived. I highly doubt she knows how to use either her horn or her hooves quite yet," Rarity said gently.

Pinkie blinked as though the thought hadn't occurred to her. "Oh, oooh, heehee, oopsie," she said looking embarrassed, "How about… say ahh?"

"Aah- mrfle?" Harry did as asked and blinked as the cupcake was suddenly squeezed perfectly into her mouth. How on… She stared down at her muzzled with genuine perplexment. How had the pink one done that? Switching spell maybe? No, she'd felt it enter over her lips so…

She reflexively chewed and blinked. Oh. Oh, it was tasty.

"Is it good? Is it good?" Pinkie asked, bouncing in place with a grin. Harry nodded and she squealed before darting away.

Harry turned to Rarity as she chewed on the, really tasty, cupcake. Even the cup for the cupcake had a sweet sugary taste.

"Well you've done better than Twilight did her first time," Rarity said calmly, "As I recall she apparently decided that Pinkie warranted having a drink and accidentally poured herself a glass of hot sauce instead."

Harry snorted, covering her mouth with a foreleg as she finished the cupcake.

"She apparently caught fire momentarily," Rarity said with bare amusement, "Now let's get you to Princess Celestia before she starts wondering if I've kidnapped you or something."

They crossed the rest of the party, weaving between ponies carefully, without incident. Harry didn't even trip! Celestia looked up as she approached. "Rarity you did an excellent job," she said, smiling at Harry, "Come around, Harry I think it's time for your first lesson on unicorn magic. Levitation."

Harry blinked and glanced at a cup of tea that was floating in Princess Celestia's yellow aura. She swallowed the last of the cupcake, coughed into a fetlock, and said, "That sounds rather useful. Yes please." The sooner she got better at this, the sooner she could write Sirius.

Once she was by Celestia's side, having been wedged in between Twilight and Celestia, the two older horn wielders started teaching her how to use her horn. It took some time, nearly a full hour, but eventually, Harry stared at a slice of cake as it floated in the lilac aura of her magic. Her horn dimmed and surged with its own lilac colour. It was steady enough that she was able to take a bite of cake and set it down without dropping it.

It was a good cake. Carroty, with something like a hint of banana.

The levitation spell they taught was both harder and easier than similar magics in charms. It was an all-purpose levitation charm that combined precise handling with active adjustments.

She picked up the cake and took another bite and glanced up at the grinning pair of Celestia and Twilight. She took another bite. If the rest of her break was going to be like this, then this was going to be the best summer ever.

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Harry grumbled and tossed another balled up letter into the rubbish bin beside the desk in the third floor room she had been directed to. She was trying to write to Sirius. Let him know she made it safely to London and, hopefully, see he knew something about Celestia and her relationship with Harry's mother Lily. Only, writing letters wasn't nearly as simple as eating cake had been. She just couldn't hold the quill steady enough, as evidenced by the illegible squiggles across the page she had just tossed.

She was going to need help, or need to go back to Earth to write with her own hands.

Just as she was staring with dreadful irritation at the next blank page a 'rap rap rap' on the door of the room got her attention.

"Come in!" she called. Her voice still sounded strange to her. Alien, yet not in a weird balance of familiar and foreign that both felt normal and not. It was hard to describe how she felt about it.

The doorknob lit up a bright gold and Her Godmother, Princess Celestia, stepped into the room. "Is everything alright, Harry?" she asked as she spotted the balls of parchment.

"I'm… having issues writing," Harry admitted after a moment, her cheeks burning.

"That is normal, I'm afraid. You will have plenty of time to get used to it this summer, however," Celestia said. She walked over and bent down. To Harry's surprise her Godmother nuzzled her a bit like a cat, or dog or… Well, pony. Right, Ponies.

It felt nice.

Harry let herself be prodded toward the bed. A large round mattress with large pillows, some bigger than Harry herself, and a warm-looking quilt. It was a bit much for the day's weather, but it certainly looked comfy. She slipped as she jumped up onto the bed and nearly fell off. After a bit of a scramble, she settled onto a particularly cushy-looking pillow and looked at her Godmother as she made herself comfortable on the floor beside the bed. Her mane and coat looked quite pretty in the sunlight that was seeping through the window, though it was probably going to be going down anytime soon. It had been a long day.

Her trunk, now nearly twice as large as Harry herself, had been laid out with the lid open at the foot (hoof?) of the bed.

"So, I think we need to talk about a few things I meant to mention before you dove straight into the portal," Celestia said with a smile as Harry fought a blush. She didn't normally blush this much as a human, but god was it hard not to blush as a pony, which was ridiculous because she had fur instead of skin. What was the point of blushing in the first place?

"Things like me turning into a girl- filly?" Harry said, fidgeting nervously.

"Things like that, yes," Celestia said with a quiet laugh, "The first two things you should know is that time in Equestria moves twice as fast as on earth."

Twice as fast? So that meant… They would spend… nearly five months in Equestria? That was quite a while.

"However, it is also known that ponies age at half the speed that humans do," Celestia said, "So since you're a pony over here you shouldn't age any faster or slower than your classmates."

"So… what you're saying is if I stay in Equestria, my summer effectively doubles in length?" Harry asked.

"Effectively, yes," Celestia replied. She smiled and nudged Harry who grinned back. Well, if it got her a double summer, then maybe she could handle being a little fuzzy. Celestia then sighed. "Now, while I am your Godmother I am also one of the Diarchs of Equestria alongside my sister Luna. My schedule is incredibly full and while I was able to clear it for today, I won't be able to keep it clear everyday or even most days."

Harry frowned, but nodded.

"Which leads to the question of where do you wish to stay for your summer in Equestria?" her Godmother asked.

"What do you mean? I'm staying with you, right?" Harry asked with a frown.

"Doing so would mean being up in Canterlot. It's very busy, but yes we'd be able to get together most frequently. However, I suspect you would probably find it rather boring most of the time," Celestia said, "The second option would be to stay here. This estate does belong to your family, which means that it, and all of its servants, are yours. Though as far as I'm aware there is no one around your own age here."

Harry grimaced and glanced out the window. From what she understood the manor was rather far from the nearest town, some place called 'Ponyville' rather unbelievably, and much further from Canterlot, the nearest city. Then again, she could always explore earth from here, though doing so would limit her summer quite a bit.

"I…" she hesitated, "I'd rather not stay here. If that's fine?"

"Understandable," Celestia said, "Which brings us to the last option. You could stay with Twilight. She's expressed interest in helping you with the basics of being a Unicorn and, possibly, teaching you some magic while you visit. Things that are different from Wizarding magic."

That was… tempting. She had liked Twilight's coaching, and honestly, it had been a little bit more helpful than her Godmother's. She also wasn't flustered by pony Twilight like she was girl Twilight. She could handle staying with her.

"In all honesty, Twilight Sparkle can give you far more help than I would have time to," Celestia said with a sad smile before grinning, "Besides, it would give me an excuse to come out and see my faithful former student more often."

Harry grinned. That sounded nice.

"Ponyville is a nice little town from what Twilight has said. I'm sure you would find plenty to do when Twilight isn't doing things with you," Celestia said.

"How often will you visit?" Harry asked.

"If I could manage it, every day, but I suspect it will be more like two or three times a week. There's just so much that needs doing everyday," Princess Celestia said.

"Ah…" Harry whispered. If Celestia really was her Godmother, and she was admittedly acting like it, then she really wanted to see more of her… So the question was Canterlot, or Ponyville? The big city with her busy Godmother, or the small town with Twilight who was eager to teach…

Harry chewed her lower lip. "Do I have to choose now?" she asked.

"We have a few days off. Luna is picking up my duties for the next several days," Celestia said, nuzzling Harry's side. She let out a few involuntary giggles and promptly turned red. Oh this was going to take some getting used to.

"I think…" Harry prodded at the pillow. She'd like to stay with Celestia, but at the same time if she wasn't going to be able to do much anyways then perhaps it would be best if she did something more productive? "I think I'll… Stay with Twilight." There, she said it. She didn't need to agonise over it for days.

Celestia nuzzled her side again, and she managed to keep from giggling at the ticklish sensation. It didn't keep a grin off her face. They sat there for a bit, Celestia resting her eyes as she put her head beside Harry.

Eventually, Harry said, "Princess Celestia?"

"Yes?" Celestia opened one eye.

"Can you help me write a letter?" she asked.

"To a friend?" Celestia asked

"I suppose to a few friends, and… to Sirius," she said. Celestia's eyes both snapped fully open.

"To Sirius?" she repeated. Harry nodded. She took a deep breath. "Perhaps we should start from the beginning, Harry. Can you tell me when you started exchanging letters with Sirius Black?"

Harry fidgeted, her hooves kneading the pillow since she couldn't fidget normally. "Maybe… I should just, start from the top?" she suggested.

Celestia's face softened. "Please do," she replied. Her horn lit up and pulled some parchment, a quill and an inkpot over.

So Harry told her. About blowing up her 'Aunt' Marge, the trip to Diagon alley and the dog she'd seen. Of Mr. Weasley's warning and the near miss with the dementors. It took hours, during which the sun set and Princess Celestia turned on the lights. With a light switch no less which was… interesting. After her time at the Weasley's, seeing a Lightswitch in a magical building was odd. Maybe it was just something about Wizarding magic that didn't like electricity.

She brought Harry something to drink and coached her through not breaking the glass it came in with her levitation, which was coming to her increasingly easily. She still, however, put a crack in the glass from using too much force. At least she hadn't dropped it though.

When they finally wound down the story of the last year, Celestia had moved from her seat on the floor to share the bed, one wing over Harry as she spoke.

"... and then I walked out and ran into Ms. Inkwell," Harry finished, sipping orange juice through a heart-shaped curly straw. It was a little embarrassing, she wasn't that young after all, but it was apparently what they had on hand. She honestly wondered why.

She yawned and felt her eyes flutter shut for a moment. "I think that's everything," she said.

Celestia's wing tightened over her. Her quill continued to scritch and scratch away on the parchment. "Thank you, Harry. That answered quite a few questions I had about what happened to your parents. I'll have to see if I can get a letter to Sirius. I need to speak with him."

"Hed-ed-ed aaaaah," Harry trailed off in a yawn, "Hedwig can find him."

"Ah, your owl. I'll write something up then and we can put together some letters for you as well. That way you can have her deliver a few at once," Celestia said.

"Mhmm…" Harry nodded, her head sitting on her hooves. She felt warm… safe… Any further words her Godmother had to say drifted out of mind as she fell asleep.

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Harry woke up with a start. He glanced about his eyes not focusing properly. He was in a bed… it was bigger than the one at Privet Drive and… she blinked and glanced down at her hooves.

"Oh. Oh, that happened," she muttered as she stared down at her hooves. A blanket had been pulled over her while there was no sign of Princess Celestia other than a loose feather that she could see fallen between an armoire and the desk from the night before.

She yawned and shook herself a bit like a cat or a dog. It succeeded in dislodging the blankets and she hopped off the bed in the direction of the bathroom.

One awkward visit later, during which she discovered that pony bathrooms did not look even remotely like human ones, she made her way down the stairs. The way her ears twisted and turned to track the little sounds of life was strange to her, but the convenience was nice. She could get used to it, though she needed to try not to get too used to things. She was going back to Hogwarts in September after all.

Following her ears, she found where breakfast was. Princess Celestia was sitting out on the terrace where the party had been. Twilight Sparkle was with her, reading a book between bites of what looked like pancakes. Beside Celestia was a smaller pillow.

"Good morning!" she said as she clattered over to them. Did her hooves have to make so much noise all the time?

"Good morning, Harry," Princess Celestia said, bending down to nuzzle Harry's side again. Harry yawned and tried to rub some sleep from her eyes with a fetlock. It was difficult but she managed, mostly. Fingers were just better for some things.

A servant placed a plate of pancakes covered in some sort of berry sauce before her. She muttered a thank you before levitating a knife and fork to eat it with.

"I was just telling Twilight about your decision," Princess Celestia said, getting a start from the younger winged unicorn.

"Hmm, oh, yes," Twilight beamed. "I'm happy to have you around. I have plenty of space…" Her expression fell just a little. "Maybe… just a little too much…" she muttered.

"Your new castle is rather empty at the moment," Celestia said, smiling around her teacup.

"I know. It's not like magically grown castles come with furniture, or staff, or or… Books or…" Twilight waved a hoof in the air looking for words before sighing. She pinked as Celestia laughed softly.

"If I recall, it did come with some furniture," Celestia said teasingly.

"The map room does not count," Twilight huffed, still pink.

Harry stared at them, her eyes going back and forth like a tennis game as she ate her pancakes.

"Anyways," Twilight said, holding up the book 'Beginner's spellbook grade 3', "I've just been doing some review. You're already more advanced than the foals I've been tutoring in Ponyville so…" She shrugged.

Harry nodded, not entirely sure what to say, before yawning again. The breeze shifted, whipping her mane about, right into her face. "Bleh." She tried to spit out the hairs that had gotten into her mouth. "Bleh."

As Harry fought with her mane, Celestia said, "I've written a letter for Sirius. You mentioned that you wanted to write a few other letters to send with it?"

"Yeah, bleh, yeah," Harry spat a few orange strands out and gave her mane a shake to try to sort it out. She noticed Celestia smiling around her teacup at her and rolled her eyes in response, getting a chuckle from the older mare.

"We'll get started as soon as you're done eating," she said kindly.

"And then I'm going to help you practice your own writing," Twilight interjected, "It's critically important that a unicorn's writing be accurate and precise. Even when under stress." Harry nodded, eyeing Twilight and privately wondering if she had made a mistake deciding to stay with Twilight. The Lavender winged unicorn had this eager look of anticipation in her eyes that reminded her scarily of Hermione's more out there moments.

Still, that was a problem for future Harry. Present Harry only cared about finishing her breakfast. A plate of some sort of deep fried sticks had been served as a side with the pancakes. She prodded one with a fork. "What are these?" she asked.

"Hay fries," Celestia said. Harry poked them again. Was that supposed to be like french fries, but hay? She took a bite. They were salty, a bit rough, but not bad. Probably wouldn't be edible if she was still human though. She shrugged and delved into present Harry's problem. Soon she'd have time to worry about future Harry's problems.

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They didn't receive a letter back from Sirius -- or any of Harry's friends -- by the time Princess Celestia's time off came to an end. Not that Harry had expected to hear from anyone. With time moving twice as fast in Equestria what might be a day or two on earth was going to be up to be days. She wouldn't be surprised if she didn't hear from Hedwig for over a month since she would have to track down Sirius first. Hopefully it wouldn't be longer than that.

It was with curiosity that Harry stepped off the train in Ponyville along with Twilight and her friends. She hadn't really travelled much, other than to and from Hogwarts, so the opportunity to see an alien world had been very tempting. Until she realised that it basically looked like England. Sure the trees were of types she wasn't familiar with, but it was the same rolling countryside. At least the trip by train hadn't lasted long enough to become truly boring.

"It was a lovely party, Twilight," Rarity said as they disembarked the train, "But I'm afraid I really must get back to the Boutique. I've got orders that I really must fill before the end of the week."

"And we're coming up on apple buckin season again," the orange pony, Applejack was her name, said, "I've preparations I need to finish."

Twilight nodded and smiled at her friends as they all made their excuses. "I need to get Harry settled and make sure everything at the castle is fine," she said herself, levitating her trunk and Harry's effortlessly. Harry had had issues carrying the Trunk down from her room, her control wasn't the greatest yet, and was more than happy to leave it to Twilight as they trotted through town.

The ponies in town greeted Twilight with smiles as they passed. Calls of 'Good morning' and 'Princess!' followed them around. Harry shot a glance at Twilight. Princess?

"Is something wrong, Harry?" Twilight asked, having evidently caught her staring.

"Oh… Princess?" She repeated with confusion.

"Oh, that," Twilight blushed. Her wings fidgeted nervously. "We didn't really get into that, did we?" She waved awkwardly to one of the storekeepers.

"I guess not?" Harry waited as Twilight returned a few greetings.

"I wasn't born a Princess," Twilight eventually said as they were passing a store that sold quills and sofas. "I was a unicorn, just like you."

"Except I wasn't born a Unicorn," Harry pointed out, getting an eye roll from the young Princess.

"You know what I mean," she said with a small smile. "But I ascended to being an Alicorn a little over a year ago. Tradition says that Alicorns are Princesses, so they made me a Princess. I'm nowhere near as important as say Princess Celestia or Princess Luna, or even really Cadance." Her smile drooped just a little before she gave her head a shake. "It's been different. Especially around Ponyville. I used to be the town's librarian and then suddenly I was a Princess."

"Is that why Princess Celestia was talking about a new castle?" Harry asked.

"That was an entirely unrelated incident," Twilight replied with a dramatic sigh. "A few months ago, Equestria time a Centaur by the name of Tirek stole everypony's magic and well… It was a really close thing." She shivered.

Harry felt a chill run down her spine, right to the tip of her tail. The thought of losing her magic was terrifying. Looking for a change of topic Harry spied a grey mare with three bubbles on her flank, which reminded her of a question she wanted to ask.

"So, why does everyone have tattoos on their butts?" she asked.

"Tattoos?" Twilight asked in reply, looking rather confused.

"The pictures, on their butts," Harry said, glancing back at her own blank flank.

"... Oh! Oh, we forgot to mention Cutie Marks," Twilight facehoofed as Harry mouthed 'Cutie Marks?' to herself. The name was so cutesy she had to wonder if Twilight was taking the piss.

"Everypony in Equestria, and really everywhere else, has a special talent of some sort," Twilight said, "Something they are good at and which they enjoy doing. Upon finding that thing they gain their cutie mark. Like mine, which represents my love of, and talent for, magic and learning." She gestured to the white and lavender stars on either side of her flanks. "Rarity's represents her appreciation for gemstones and her talent for finding them."

"So every pony gets one?" Harry asked.

"It's part of growing up. Admittedly, most of them find it before they're your age," Twilight said, glancing at Harry's flank herself, "But I'm sure that's just because you've been human the entire time. I'll write Princess Celestia and see what she knows."

It would be nice to know if she needed to expect her butt to suddenly sprout a tattoo at some point.

"Let's see, was there anything else we forgot to mention…?" Twilight mused, "Oh, please stay out of the Everfree forest. It's full of all sorts of creatures that can hurt you. Chimaeras, timber wolves -- the magical variety -- hydras, rockadiles, cockatrices, and far more that could really really hurt a pony." The look she sent was pleading enough to get Harry to nod.

"I'll stay out," she said. Honestly, it sounded more dangerous than the forbidden forest.

Twilight beamed and nuzzled the side of Harry's face. It was a very different experience from Celestia seeing as she was only a little bit smaller than Twilight. It wasn't quite as ticklish for one. "Thanks. We have enough problems keeping the Cutie Mark Crusaders out as it is."

"The who?" Harry asked.

"Applejack and Rarity's sisters, Appleboom and Sweetie Belle along with their friend Scootaloo," Twilight said with a sigh, "They're good girls, but they're so eager to gain their Cutie Marks they tend to take risks and get themselves in trouble." She shook her head.

Well that sounded familiar. Maybe not the motivation, but a lot of Gryffindors were the type to take risks because they were impatient. She was about to mention that when they turned a corner and their destination came into view. Just beyond the edge of town, visible just over the rooftops, was a giant crystal tree. In its branches was an entire castle just perched like it was an ordinary tree house and not larger than number 4 Privet Drive.

"The Castle of Friendship," Twilight declared upon seeing Harry's dumbstruck expression, "My castle. It's where you'll be staying."

"It's beautiful," Harry said as she hurried to keep up with Twilight. Sure it wasn't the dark majestic grandeur of Hogwarts, but it had a certain cheerfulness that the old school lacked. Maybe it was the crystal, or colours, but it seemed happier than Hogwarts.

Twilight blushed and seemed to pick up the pace a little, turning their slow walk into a swift trot. "I'll admit, I miss the Library," she said, "But the castle is really quite impressive." There was a touch of melancholy in her tone before she shook her head.

Despite trotting fairly quickly the walk turned out to be a bit longer than Harry had expected. The crystal-castle-tree was all the way out by a lake. As they approached Twilight slowed down and Harry did too, glancing over at Twilights. She seemed a little anxious all of a sudden.

"Is something wrong?" Harry asked.

"No, no nothing's wrong," Twilight said, shaking her head and picking up the pace, "Just lost in thought."

Harry nodded. She could understand that.

Twilight pushed open the front door with a hoof. "SPIKE! I'm home!" she called out. The interior was a giant hall of crystal with a high ceiling. The little bit of light from the doorway reflected from a thousand surfaces to provide a decent ambient light even without the help of the softly glowing crystals on the walls.

It was spectacular enough to take Harry's breath away. She turned on the spot, taking it all in.

"Twilight!" Harry and Twilight's ears picked up as a somewhat muffled voice echoed off the walls. It sounded like a young boy. Twilight had mentioned that she lived with her assistant Spike, a baby dragon. Having a baby dragon for an assistant was positively wicked in Harry's opinion. Especially if he could talk and write.

"Spike?" She called back. A muffled 'Twilight!' came in reply. She hummed and set Harry's belongings down by the stairs. "What has he gotten into this time?" she wondered aloud with exasperation. Harry followed her to avoid getting lost as they listened to the muffled shouts of 'TWILIGHT!' bouncing around the corners of the castle.

It was a long winding path, easily as confusing as anything in Hogwarts, before they managed to find where the shouting was coming from. Twilight nudged open an ajar door and promptly groaned. "Spike- girls, you're all in trouble," she said firmly, earning multiple groans.

Harry peered around Twilight to find a small sitting room with a window view of Ponyville. It was sparsely decorated, especially if one discounted the three younger fillies and the purple baby dragon tied up in ribbons and hanging from chandeliers. The three fillies noticed Harry immediately. The sole unicorn amongst them tried to wave her hoof and only succeeded in putting herself into a slow spin.

She really had to wonder what exactly they had been doing.

She found out the moment the first one, a white unicorn with a light purple and pink mane, was untangled. "We're sorry Twilight," she said, "We were just trying to get our Cutie Mark in gymnastics."

Harry peered down at the ribbons. They did seem to have sticks at one end, though she wondered how a non-unicorn was supposed to hold them. Teeth maybe? Wait, no, she'd seen the non-unicorns using hooves at times like they were hands.

"In my sitting room?" Twilight asked flatly as she levitated down the other three.

"I tried to stop them!" Spike protested, fidgeting with his claws.

"We didn't intend to do it inside," the red-maned earth pony said with a fairly thick dixie accent.

"Yeah, we just… Kinda got tangled up when Spike came in…" the orange pegasus said. She ran a hoof through her purple mane as the four of them fidgeted under Twilight's gaze.

"I'll be talking to your families about this incident," Twilight said eventually. The three fillies groaned. "Now, since you're here, I'd like to introduce you to somepony. Harry?" she looked back at Harry with a smile.

Harry waved from the doorway. "Hi, I'm Harry Potter," she said, walking up to Twilight's side. She seemed to be a few inches taller than the three fillies. She let out an impromptu squeak as the three promptly swarmed her.

"I'm Sweetie Belle!" the unicorn said, leaning in to poke and stare at Harry's mane.

"I'm Applebloom!" the earth pony said, staring up into Harry's eyes from what felt like inches away.

"And I'm Scootaloo," the pegasus said, darting around her like she was in a competition. "Girls, look! She doesn't have a Cutie Mark!" Gasps went up from the other two fillies.

"No way!" Sweetie said, darting around to stare at Harry's flank. Said unicorn reflexively turned, trying to keep the three in sight. The result was the four of them turning in a circle for several seconds before Twilight intervened.

The three fillies let out yelps of protest as they were picked up by Twilight's telekinesis. "Now girls," she said firmly, "give Harry some space. She's new in town and the reason she doesn't have a Cutie Mark is because she's new to being a pony."

"New to being a pony?" the three of them chorused.

"How does that work?" Sweetie Belle asked, sounding confused.

Harry scuffed a foot against the crystal floor. "I'm… from a different world," she said, feeling a little annoyed with Twilight for bringing it up. She had been hoping to be 'under the radar' just a little. They were probably going to think she was weird and word would get around and it'd be like second ye-

"So cool!" All three said once, squealing and clapping their hooves together. Harry blinked as they all tried to look at her. Then they looked at eachother and inhaled.

"Girls-" Twilight started warningly.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ALIEN HELPERS GO!" They clapped hooves together and broke down into giggles as Harry's ears rang from the shout. Echoes of it could be heard reverberating down the hallway.

"Girls!" Twilight raised her voice, earning a torrent of giggles from the fillies who tried to look innocent. "Your sisters were on the train with me, by the way. They should be home by now." Sweetie and Appleboom both froze, their giggling expressions giving way to worry. "Why don't you head off and welcome them back." She set them down gently.

"Right you are, Twilight," Applebloom said, "C'mon girls, time to head home."

"Yep. Time to go see Rarity," Sweetie Belle said.

"Aw," Scootaloo grumbled and kicked the crystal floor before following her friends.

"Nice ta meet you, Hairy," Applebloom said, waving as she quickly cantered out of the room.

"Yupyup!" Sweetie Belle echoed as she sprinted by Applebloom.

"See you around town," Scootaloo said as she rushed after her friends.

"NO RUNNING IN THE CASTLE!" Twilight shouted after them before sighing. "Honestly, those girls."

Harry blinked and ran a hoof through her disorderly hair. "They're the Cutie Mark Crusaders?" she asked, getting a nod from Twilight. "Um…"

"They're rather exuberant," Twilight sighed before shaking her head and smiling at Harry, "Now, let's get you settled in." She trotted out of the room with a happy hum. After a moment Harry followed, making pace with spike.

The little dragon looked up at her. "So you're Harry? Aren't you supposed to be a guy?" he asked.

"Something something, gender ratios between worlds. I don't understand a bit of it," Harry replied with a shrug.

Spike frowned and tapped his chin. "Huh, I don't remember anything like that…"

"Didn't you read the diary of Muddy Waters?" Twilight asked over her shoulder, "Princess Celestia sent it with the rest of the information on House Evans."

"I um… Don't think I read that one?" Spike said with a shrug. Twilight let out a sigh.

"Spiiike!"

"What? There were over two hundred books Twilight!" He protested, earning another sigh.

Yeah, Harry was getting some definite Hermione vibes from Twilight and she was starting to wonder what she'd signed herself up for.

They meandered their way back to the entrance hall, where Twilight picked up Harry's trunk, and then they walked up the staircase. Harry's room, it turned out, was in the same hallways as Twilight's, two rooms down just past Spike's.

Twilight placed Harry's trunk at the foot of a large bed as Harry walked in. The room was, like most of the castle, sparsely decorated with just the bed, a writing desk, a shelf full of books, a full-length mirror, a dresser and a walk-in closet that was empty. She rather doubted she'd find a need for the closet, though the dresser could hold some of her personal items. Clear crystal doors let out onto a small balcony.

"I'm sorry it isn't more," Twilight said apologetically.

"It's fine," Harry replied, walking over to the balcony door. She nudged the door open with a hoof and looked out. She had a perfect view of Ponyville in the distance, nestled between mountains with the everfree on the left and Canterlot -- why was there a Camelot pun? -- on the right. The balcony was empty, but there was easily enough room for a small table and some cushions.

"In fact," she turned and gave Twilight a big smile, "It's beautiful. Thanks for having me."

Twilight Sparkle smiled, stepped forward and pulled Harry into a hug. "You're more than welcome to stay as long as you need," she said into Harry's ears before pulling back. Harry blinked a few times as her mind processed the unexpected hug. Twilight didn't wait for a reply, "Take the day. Explore the castle, go into town, just take some time to get used to being here, alright? Oh, you'll need some money if you're going into town."

Twilight's horn flashed and a small bag of coins appeared on the dresser. "One hundred bits, courtesy of Princess Celestia. That's your allowance for the week. You'll get more every monday, so be careful not to spend too much at once," she cautioned.

Harry nodded, not entirely sure what a hundred bits represented.

Twilight reached up and fished out a rolled up parchment. With a flourish of magic it unrolled before her. "Let's see… allowance… bedroom… cutie mark talk…." a Quill had joined it from somewhere and was checking off things as she mumbled. "Oh, right. Spike, did you-"

"Pull out your old saddlebags? They're in the dresser," Spike said, brushing off his claws on his chest.

"Check… thank you Spike," Twilight beamed, "And… Hmmm… Oh, right. Lesson planning. Harry, we'll talk over dinner about your homework for school and we'll see about working on your horn writing so you can write to your friends while you're here."

"Thanks," Harry said, glancing at the dresser. Saddlebags? Why did a nation of ponies even have the concept of a saddle? Her cheeks went red as unwanted thought darted through her head before she buried her head into the soft cushions of the bed. Thankfully Twilight didn't seem to notice as she was shuffling through three checklists. Spike meanwhile was watching her with some confusion.

"Now, I'll be in the library if anyone needs me. I have some reading to catch up on," Twilight said as the scrolls rolled themselves up and disappeared with a flash. "Enjoy the day, Harry~ Dinner is at six." With the, and a cheerful hum, Twilight happily trotted out the door.

"I'll be around somewhere," Spike said, waving. Harry waved back as they left.

A few minutes passed as she leaned against the bed. Finally, Harry pulled her face from the cushion and stared at a hoof. She frowned for a moment before glancing at the full-length mirror. Nervously, she trotted across the room to stare at her reflection. A blonde filly looked back at her. She was a few inches shorter than the average adult, but also not as small as those like the CMC. Her hair, in its red, orange and purple glory was a complete mess, though not a disaster. Unlike Celestia, or Twilight's friend Rainbow Dash, Harry's mane didn't want to neatly separate itself by colour. The edges were ragged, blurry and seemed to be permanently trapped in either bedhead or windswept. At that moment she seemed windswept more than anything.

She ran a hoof through her mane and watched the filly in the mirror echo her. She stomped a hoof against the floor and watched her reflection do the same. She looked a little wild with the windswept look, but she'd admit she seemed to have an oddly graceful build. Something about the curve of her neck and…

She shook her head. "What do I know about ponies?" she mused, turning away from her reflection to walk back out onto the balcony. Nothing, she knew nothing about ponies.

She paused in the balcony doorway as the breeze surged and tousled her mane. The coolness felt lovely in the early days of summer. She stepped up to the railing and threw her forelegs over the top. She gazed out at the town beyond. She didn't feel like rushing off to explore the town like Twilight had suggested. She didn't feel like taking a nap or doing homework or anything, really.

Small shapes darted about in the sky, seemingly moving clouds about. A few swirled about the sky above town doing other things and there seemed to be a small collection of unmoving clouds off to one side.

Harry rested her chin on her forelegs and watched the town. "So I'm not human," she mused aloud, "Not a guy. Not even on Earth. But…"

She glanced back over her shoulder at the hallway door. "... But I'm not at the Dursleys. I'm not locked up. I'm not living over a tavern or running away from the ministry… Not at the Dursleys," she repeated the last line. A small smile spread over her lips as she pushed against the crystal railing and stretched. "I get to live in a castle, have a Godmother who cares, and not go to the Dursleys," she whispered, looking up at Canterlot in the distance. Her small smile turned into a wide grin and she laughed. "And I get to explore a new world."

She reared back and waved her hooves in the air before toppling over as she lost her balance. She giggled on the floor as she watched the pegasi push clouds around.

If the deal for not going back to the Dursleys was being a filly during summer, then she'd gladly pay it. It was a steal. Fun, adventure, magic- Magic?

"Not on Earth," she whispered in awe. Not on Earth meant no ministry. No ministry meant.. No underage restrictions!

She giggled harder and pawed at the railing. "So what if my summer is full of ponies, this is going to be the best summer ever," she whispered gleefully between giggles. A summer of ponies. She could live with that.

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A/N: *Rides into sight in a sleigh pulled by Celestia* Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone~ I hope you enjoy this somewhat off-the-wall story inspired by Harry Potter and the Lonely Princess. @Harry Leferts Yes Mr. Godzilla, this is your fault. Years and years later, it is indeed your fault.

*starts handing out christmas cookies shaped like the mane six with reindeer headbands*

Gekkou_Yoko:*steals a third of them, replacing them with peanut butter cookies shaped like Celestia and Luna*

Grounders10: Oooh, those look tasty. Enjoy the words everyone, and the cookies!

Together(!): Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night!~ Be Safe Everyone~
 
:thonk: Hmmm.... I feel like there's a scene I wish to see in the future...

Sirius coming over and having the same gender problem as Harry? Maybe... Either way it'd give him a good place to hide out, and be a chance to be a good godfather.

Ah that's it! I wanna see Luna show up and try to be the fun (God)aunt!
 
I admit I started wondering what other Harry Potter characters would be.

Unicorn seems to be the obvious choice for most, but I bet Snape would be a Changling.
 
I admit I started wondering what other Harry Potter characters would be.

Unicorn seems to be the obvious choice for most, but I bet Snape would be a Changling.

I was thinking that Snape would be a bat pony (like Luna's guards), although the comedy potential of Sirius (from a 'dark family') and Snape having near-identical bat pony forms (and being mistaken for siblings/twins) might have played a part in that line of thought. 😄
 
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Three Feathers For Tomorrow
Excellent!

And thank you for the story. I really hope it will continue.

Not the first story HP/MLP I read and a good approach. Harry is neither too young nor too old.

And yeah, Hermione vibe alert for Twilight... They MUST never meet each other or they could be a nuclear explosion of knowledge.

Plenty of Chekov's guns like the Grandfather/Grandmother or even the title. Harry is an unicorn filly, so why the allusion to three feathers?

Waiting for another chapter, and Merry Christmas!
 
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