Trigger Warning: Expect the worst just incase
You're a group of extradimensional comic writers capable of remolding entire universes into whatever you may desire by simply coordinating your efforts into doing so
Create a fantastical and wondrous superhero universe, full of superpowered adventure, drama between god-like individuals, and made-up overcomplicated pseudoscience to help explain why Blasto-Bite fires lazers out of his teeth