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Advance Australia Fair [Old World of Darkness]

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[X] Find your wondrous, snake-twined bow or another favored tool and dispense with these creatures altogether. Try and make some sport of it.

eating vampires is almost never a good idea, and killing vampires is very rarely a bad idea. ergo, kill vampires and don't put any in your moth.
 
While eating them all would be kinda fun (irony! I hear it tastes delicious), let's not have Meg freak out too much when he comes to.

[X] Find your wondrous, snake-twined bow or another favored tool and dispense with these creatures altogether. Try and make some sport of it.
 
[X] Find your wondrous, snake-twined bow or another favored tool and dispense with these creatures altogether. Try and make some sport of it.
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
"Targets are in there. Remember Meghanada: priority is the hemophages. Spare the blood-slaves if you can."
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A heightened sense of ethics in a mercenary, or just a bonus payment for less collateral?
ZerbanDaGreat said:
Odette sideyes you as she circles the hole. "Don't throw up on me now alright? This is where we earn our pay."
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Wait, we get paid? Why did no one discuss our wage and healthcare plans with us!? Wait till the union will hear of this!

...and here I guess is a glimpse at why is everyone so wary of good old Meg. Looks like his Indrajit persona is completely independent. Hopefully, he comes back soon.

[X] Politely introduce yourself to the dancer and get some answers. She's busy fighting the scuttling things so she can't be that important, but you can hope.

She knows Sanskrit, right?
 
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Carrnage said:
Lets not get too many wyrm points.
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I have no idea what that is or why its bad. :V


[ ] Take the opportunity to eat a few more of the sickly beasts. You're still not sure if you like it or not exactly and could use a more informed palate.

Well, if there's any good oppertunity to have a snack without feeling guilty about cannibalism, its now. Also, fuck yeah, rip and tear.

[ ] Find your wondrous, snake-twined bow or another favored tool and dispense with these creatures altogether. Try and make some sport of it.

Because Astras are awsome, and making this shit look easy infront of Ms. Bored here seems hillarious.

[ ] Politely introduce yourself to the dancer and get some answers. She's busy fighting the scuttling things so she can't be that important, but you can hope.

Now now, just because you're in a gunfight with vampires does'nt mean you can't answer some questions from a Rakshasa Noble.

[X] This is ridiculous. There has obviously been some catastrophic foul up involved in this chain of events. Beckon a servant to attend to your needs.

Because I want to know if someone will actually answer our sumnmons :D
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
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Delightful.

[X] Politely introduce yourself to the dancer and get some answers. She's busy fighting the scuttling things so she can't be that important, but you can hope.

I really want to see how Odette will react to this. Besides, it's only polite to introduce ourselves to the only thing that's not a ravenous beast here, no? I will also accept eating more people, if only for the chance to refine our palate.
 
Yeah no eating vampires is bad for your health don't.

Their blood is literally addictive and is generally some nasty shit. Someone more versed in WoD can probably elaborate better on this.
 
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Don't need to be in the know about WoD, just listen to Odette:
ZerbanDaGreat said:
The girl -the woman- shrugs, toying with a silver ring as she continues. "Holy water, crosses, consecrated ground, none of it works on its own. I mean a Christian Mage could probably burn one with a cross but so could a Hermetic with a fireball. Fire in general is a killer but not particularly my speed. Try not to get any blood in your mouth by the by. It's like heroin for humans. Makes ghouls hopelessly-loyal addicts."
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I doubt their blood would have much of an effect on Indrajit... but since our physiology is at least part human, it might affect Meg negatively.

Odette had a guess about what we are, and still chose to give us the advice, though. So maybe it can influence Rakshasa too.
 
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Oh yeah there's also the fact that all the Prime energy we'd be nomming on is going to be tainted with vampiric resonance. Probably not a good idea even if we're somehow immune to the effects of vitae.
 
[X] Find your wondrous, snake-twined bow or another favored tool and dispense with these creatures altogether. Try and make some sport of it.
 
So Indrajit the Ancient Indian Alex Mercer is awake. And he has no idea what is happening.

This can only end well.

Also I am laughing hysterically at the Indrajit Kindred interaction. Vampire tries to drink Eldritch Horror's blood with no luck. Eldritch Horror goes "Oh that's just precious" then in short order rips the vampires throat out, tears the unlucky bloodsucker in two and then consumes the pieces Prototype style.

Meet the next rung of the Food Chain, oh children of Cain.

I say let's show our mercenary kidnappers exactly the kind of shark they have landed.
 
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[X] Find your wondrous, snake-twined bow or another favored tool and dispense with these creatures altogether. Try and make some sport of it.
 
[X] This is ridiculous. There has obviously been some catastrophic foul up involved in this chain of events. Beckon a servant to attend to your needs.
 
[X] Take the opportunity to eat a few more of the sickly beasts. You're still not sure if you like it or not exactly and could use a more informed palate.

"Meg, you're a cannibal, and they've been feeding you Soylent Green."
"Pssssh, that's ridiculous. Of course I'm not."
[First mission]
"Uhhhh."
 
[X] Politely introduce yourself to the dancer and get some answers. She's busy fighting the scuttling things so she can't be that important, but you can hope.
 
[X] Politely introduce yourself to the dancer and get some answers. She's busy fighting the scuttling things so she can't be that important, but you can hope.

Because this sounds like it'll be hilarious.
 
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[X] Find your wondrous, snake-twined bow or another favored tool and dispense with these creatures altogether. Try and make some sport of it.
 
[x] This is ridiculous. There has obviously been some catastrophic foul up involved in this chain of events. Beckon a servant to attend to your needs.
 
XkaliburRage said:
I'm sad that barely anyone wants to try eating guiltt free meat.
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It's metaphysically rotten and we have no idea whether Indrajit will be sick and how bad can it be.

[X] Politely introduce yourself to the dancer and get some answers. She's busy fighting the scuttling things so she can't be that important, but you can hope.

This is not optimal, but is hilarious.
 
[X] Take the opportunity to eat a few more of the sickly beasts. You're still not sure if you like it or not exactly and could use a more informed palate.
 
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