Z City Neighbors (One-Punch Man SI)

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Z City Neighbors (One-Punch Man SI)
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Long before the start of what would become the story known as One-Punch Man, someone ended up within the world and has gone on to have his own adventures. Now with the 'story' about to start he attempts to guide the main players from the sidelines until such a time as they might need his assisstance.

Unfortunatley as with most plans things don't go accordingly for long.
Chapter 1 [Revised]
BEEP…BEEP…BEEP…BEEP…BEE-Click

The hand receded from the alarm and a man groggily sat up with a groan. After stretching his arms while heaving a great yawn he threw off the covers and left the comfort of his bed to begin his morning routine. Fifteen minutes later he stepped out of the shower while drying his body with a towel. The resulting steam from the shower had fogged up the mirror, and wiping it down revealed a man looking to be in his early 30s. This man could have passed off as being average, but his striking violet hair, sharp purple eyes, and muscular body covered in a few scars meant he was far from being just an average man.

At least that would be the case in other circumstances, but he was able to cover the most apparent of his abnormalities with a professional-looking (if cheap) business suit with a matching purple tie. His short violet hair was neatly combed to be presentable, his sharp eyes became hidden behind the perpetual glare of his rectangular glasses, and to complete the look, he took up his black briefcase.

Finally, after eating breakfast, Tomoro Sazaki left his apartment.

~O~

Tomoro worked as an accounting clerk at a private firm. There wasn't much to the job itself, as all he had to do was crunch some numbers, do some analysis, hand in some documents, and attend some meetings. It was the very definition of a 'dead-end' job where the work itself was a monotonous grind and pay off was unfulfilling but Tomoro didn't mind it much. The work was simple, expectations were minimal, working conditions were acceptable, and the salary was good enough for a man in his position.

His co-workers were also good people. Sure he wasn't really close with anyone but they were nice and he had a good relationship with most of them all the same. Tomoro himself was something of a wallflower but not one who gets overlooked especially when they go out to celebrate. Those infrequent office parties and invites for after-work drinks were the only things that broke up the monotony.

Well actually there was one other thing that everyone secretly looked forward to during work hours.

"Hey, did you hear? There's a monster attack happening in City A!"

The announcement acted a signal as everyone dropped whatever they were doing and tune in. Now this isn't to say that the people here, including himself, would wish a monster attack on anyone, but when you've been staring at spreadsheets and numbers on a computer screen for the better part of a day you take any viable distractions you get. At this point monster attacks are the only sanctioned 'breaks' they get and most employees are happy to exploit this loophole in company policy for all that it was worth.

The citywide alarm doesn't ring for anything below a demon-level threat, so it was up to the people to save themselves until a hero showed up. Monster attacks don't have a pattern to them, so if one happens to be nearby they would need to evacuate. The boss thought it prudent for everyone to be aware and appraised of the situation and so agreed to get that big-screen TV and speakers hung up in the middle of the office.

Said TV showed the news reporting on a monster rampaging in City A and showed no signs of stopping. By now almost everyone had stopped what they were doing and had their eyes glued to the big screen. Everyone except for Tomoro who didn't let the broadcast impede his work. The job was bearable so long as he didn't let anything pile up unnecessarily. Besides that Tomoro had seen this type of thing reported enough times that he knew a hero was going to show up to stop it any minute now.

"We now have word that the A-Class heroes Lightning Max and Smile Man are on their way!"

'Right on cue'
he thought upon hearing the reporter.

There was nothing out of the ordinary…until the situation kept escalating even with the arrival of two A-Class heroes. After another half hour Tomoro conceded that the situation might be one of those abnormal cases. His co-workers were starting to get worried and even the boss himself was watching the proceedings from a live feed on his computer from the anxious look on his face.

Tomoro could see why everyone was worried as the headline on TV read HUGE EXPLOSION IN CITY A and from what he gathered a significant part of the city was destroyed with no signs of the monster stopping. With this the monster's threat assessment got bumped up to disaster-level Dragon, which was enough to finally get Tomoro's full attention. A disaster level Dragon monster is guaranteed to have the Hero Association send out one of the S-Class heroes to combat it.

If it was a city that those heroes aren't in or near then it's a genuine toss up as to who would respond to the threat.

'I'm surprised they let it escalate this much.'

Considering City A was where the Hero Association's main headquarters is located there should have been an appropriate response to this already.

'Don't tell me he's the one they're sending.'

Tomoro's thoughts were interrupted by one of co-workers getting his attention.

"Hey Tomoro you want in on this?"

Apparently someone set up an impromptu betting pool which wasn't at all surprising.

'…eh, I could use a few more bucks.'

"Sure, what's the bet?"

"Who do you think is going to stop the monster this time?"

"I'm betting One-Punch Man will handle it," Tomoro said with quiet confidence.

"Tch, you always bet on One-Punch Tomoro," someone laughed.

Tomoro could only shrug since it was true. Tomoro had a preference for the hero and while he has lost more times betting on the man than he won, he was feeling particularly lucky today. Several minutes later, they were given a verdict, and it turned out that One-Punch Man was the one to take care of the Dragon-level monster. Apparently he did it all within minutes of arriving on the scene, after saving a little girl, and like his namesake he did it in a single punch.

"It looks like I'm eating fancy tonight," Tomoro smirked as he accepted his winnings.

"You mean you're treating everyone to the first round of drinks tonight?" one co-worker crowed half-jokingly.

Tomoro rolled his eyes good-naturedly "yes, yes, of course,"

It was something of a tradition in the company for employees to have drinks after a difficult monster was beaten. At least that was the excuse, but really it didn't take much for this lot to go drinking after a hard day's work.

After the situation was settled everyone got back to work though with considerably more gossip on their tongue.

Tomoro himself was in deep thought 'Is it finally starting?'

He dared not get his hopes up as this wasn't the first time he got fooled by a false positive. He was a patient man however the past three years have been a lesson in patience and the wait was making even his patience wear thin.

"I really hope I'm right this time," he mumbled to himself.

After work, he accompanied a few co-workers for drinks, and as he promised, he paid for the first round. Tomoro stuck around for about an hour before he left, much to the disappointment of the others, but he knew most of them just wanted him to stick around so he could bear the burden of sending their drunken selves home safely later on. As much as he would 'love' to do that he could not for two reasons.

First, he wasn't about to let playing keeper for grown adults be a habit, one was enough thank you very much.

Second, his neighborhood isn't somewhere one should be roaming about late or inebriated, let alone both.

City Z was like many other cities; it had its pros and cons but if there was one thing that separated this city from the rest it would have to be that City Z on average has higher monster sightings than any other city. In fact one area in particular had so much that the people abandoned it en masse to move closer to the center of the city.

This uninhabited zone was called the 'Ghost Town' by the locals.

An ironic name considering that the area was in fact inhabited. Tomoro happened to be a resident of the uninhabited zone; he even knew of a convenience store being run out of an admittedly half-destroyed building and that's not to mention the other residents scattered about at the edges of the place near proper civilization.

One could argue the wisdom behind staying in an area known to have frequent sightings of particularly dangerous monsters. Tomoro would argue that if the place wasn't fit for human habitation then why hasn't the government permanently walled off the area to prevent civilians from entering and monsters from crossing over? Why were landlords allowed to rent out the abandoned apartment buildings to desperate tenants? Why were the utility companies still supplying the area with water and electricity instead of cutting it off?

For a supposed 'dangerous area' there wasn't a lot being done to actually sell the idea that people shouldn't stay there. In fact the place was a squatter's paradise if one were so inclined. Tomoro was a model citizen, so of course he would not choose to live in his apartment illegally. In fact, he has no issues paying rent, but he was friends with the landlord of the apartment complex and said the owner didn't mind him staying rent-free.

He supposed he shouldn't be too hard on the government since they (or at least those in a high enough position) would know the truth of the matter of the Ghost Town. The public seemed to still be under the assumption that the area was crawling with monsters. If that were the case then the Hero Association would have sent people to clear them out and to be fair there have been heroes do show up every now and then. Usually they are the lower ranked and desperate heroes looking to meet a quota or boost their ratings.

There have also been investigations into the place, several in fact which made sense. You don't just leave a section of the city abandoned to ruin because of monsters without someone doing updates. Funnily enough one of the latest surveys he read actually made note about the lack of monsters in the area and suggested that the government should try to reclaim it. The thing is that by the time this article came out the place had been abandoned for too long and as far as he knew the initial event that caused the mass exodus in the first place was such a shit show that no one was willing to move back into an area that was a previous hotspot for monsters, at least not without an S-Class hero to act as security at the least.

There are currently two S-Class heroes residing in City Z.

The first hero was Silver Fang who lived in a rather isolated section of the city atop a literal mountain. He did not do patrols, only answered to high-threat situations and wasn't about to move out of his current base for the safety and convenience of the people. The second hero was One-Punch Man however the location of his residence is kept private and presumably only known to the executives of the Hero Association. As far as the public knew he too did not care to play guardian to a specific part of the city.

As such the area was left abandoned and ultimately forgotten by the populace. Not that it seemed to affect the city overall since at this point City Z has already taken care of the issue with the displaced citizens, businesses and infrastructure through several expansion and urbanization efforts. Technically they can afford to leave that lost section of the city as an uninhabited zone 'Ghost Town' which may or may not have monsters lurking about.

And speaking of monsters there are actually some lurking in around though they tend to stay far enough away from civilization. Unless someone is seeking them out or they are specifically looking for trouble monsters keep to themselves and so far Tomoro's experiences with monsters have been few and far between. Actually most of Tomoro's recent experiences with monsters were less like proper encounters and more like passing by leftovers.

Case in point: as he walked down a street on his way to his apartment Tomoro came across the remains of a monster. At least he thought it was a monster—either that or a car imploded though as he looked to the side he found a pair of giant legs with what looked like tires for ankle bracelets and a license plate covering its crotch.

"Definitely a monster" he mumbled.

Then his face scrunched up 'this definitely seems familiar.'

Something clicked and a vague memory resurfaced causing his eyes to widen a bit before he shook his head continuing on his way home without any more detours.

"I won't get my hopes up until I can confirm this."

~The Next Day~

The morning started off well enough; Tomoro got up like he always did, went through his routine, and made it outside looking crisp and clean as he always did. Then he took a few steps away from his apartment and-

*CRASH*

"What the…"

Tomoro stared as the road before him collapsed into several holes from which emerged creatures. All of them were short, brown, and wore some kind of helmet that was vaguely tribal in design. One of them stuck out from the rest and Tomoro immediately pegged him as their leader since he was much taller and had four arms each of which held a sword.

Then the leading creature began screaming a declaration.

"THE SURFACE IS OURS!"

His minions began jeering and cheering as he continued his spiel.

"I AM THE SUBTERANEAN KING!"

At that point, Tomoro kind of zoned out because here was a monster proclaiming himself to be the 'Subterranean King' popped out of a hole in the ground in front of his apartment building to declare war on the surface. He only brought with him a few minions, and he seemed to be content with the fact that his only audience for this decree was a lone person.

'Oh yeah, today's Tuesday.'

*WHAM*

He zoned back into the present just in time to see a bald man in a yellow jumpsuit appear from out of nowhere and drop-kick the 'Subterranean King' right in the middle of his speech, much to the visible shock of his followers. With the 'king' down the bald caped wonder turned to them in a battle stance with a very eager grin.

"Alright, bring it on!"

The bald man's enthusiasm blew out like a candle in a snowstorm the next moment when the rest of the 'mole men' dragged their unconscious (possibly dead) 'king' back through the hole they came from while putting up a white flag with an apology written on it.

Tomoro shook his head. 'If they had that prepared in advance, then it just goes to show how confident they were in an invasion in the first place.'

"I've become too strong."

Tomoro looked at the no longer enthusiastic bald man whose mumbled words he just heard, and after a moment of observing the man's funk, he decided to greet him.

"Morning Saitama"

As if realizing that he wasn't alone Saitama turned his now blank gaze towards him "ah, morning Tomoro."

This man was Tomoro's neighbor, the only other occupant of the apartment building and technically Tomoro's landlord. They were friends who have known each other for three years now.

"What was that all about?" he couldn't help but ask "you actually seemed excited for a minute there."

"I just had a good dream."

"What about?"

For a moment Saitama's gaze was even more inscrutable than normal before he shook his head "doesn't matter."

"Okay…" Tomoro decided to drop it "by the way good job with that monster in City A yesterday."

"Thanks, sorry I missed you yesterday, the Hero Association held me up."

"Nah, I get it."

"Since I'm already up might as well go on patrol" Saitama mumbled.

And with that the two men began to walk and talk. The two made for an odd pair, an office worker in a business suit and a bald man in a yellow jumpsuit. The latter would have looked ridiculous at the best of times however his reputation thoroughly overshadowed the ludicrousness of his appearance. Nowadays there aren't many people who were going to make fun of the 6th​ranked S-Class hero who held the title of Strongest Man in the World, the One-Punch Man.

"By the way I saw the remains of a car monster while I was coming home last night."

Saitama took a moment to think on that before speaking "I think I remember beating a monster like that."

"You're lucky that thing wasn't organic. The last thing we need is a rotting corpse on our street."

"Yeah, good thing" he replied not at all worried about such possibility one way or the other.

Tomoro shook his head as the two arrived near the edge of the Ghost Town.

Turning to his neighbor who stopped Tomoro kept walking but waved "have a nice day, Saitama."

"Ah, you too."

Tomoro watched him leap away with a single thought in mind.

"And so it begins."

A few days later parts of City D and City P were destroyed by a Kaiju that looked like a giant naked man. The Hero Association issued a press release announcing that the one to defeat the monster was none other than One-Punch Man. To congratulate him Tomoro shared his leftover dinner with Saitama under the pretense of making too much.

~O~

Today Tomoro was given the day off from work in the wake of a city-wide emergency. A plague of mosquitoes was sweeping the countryside, leaving the corpses of animals completely drained of blood. According to an 'expert' these mosquitoes are a new species, which explains their unusual behavior. Regardless, the swarm is headed straight for City Z and will most likely attack any living creature outside, so everyone was warned to stay indoors.

Tomoro didn't mind the free day he received from this incident. At the moment, he was keeping apprised of the situation via the news. They say that people should also lock their windows and doors while blocking any small openings with cloth to prevent entry. Of course bug spray and incense are also options but the overall message was to prevent contact since these new breeds of mosquitoes could be carrying diseases.

Tomoro heard all these warnings, speculations, discussions, and updates from the comfort of his balcony chair blatantly ignoring the warnings. The sky was overcast, the city beyond was deathly quiet as if holding its breath and the entire mood of the place was rather dour. Tomoro actually quite liked these conditions. At the moment, he was enjoying some nice tea, the good stuff, whilst contemplating life, and the silence greatly helped with his concen-

*BAM*

-tration…

*BAM*

*Sigh*

*BAM*

"I knew I was forgetting something."

*BAM*

"God"

*BAM*

"Dammit"

*BAM*

"Saitama"



'Is he done?'

*BAM*

*BAM*

*BAM*

*BAM*

*BAM*


Tomoro weathered the earth-shaking blows for a few minutes until one significantly harsher clap shook the entire building which then tilted his cup over spilling his expensive tea on the floor.

"…"

Tomoro inhaled sharply, pushed his glasses up and finally stood up before making his way through his still rumbling house. Going through his front door into the corridor and stopping at his neighbor's door. Tomoro knocked politely but was met with the sound of more obnoxiously loud sonic claps that rattled the whole building still.

"…"

In the interest of keeping the building's integrity Tomoro decided to forgo politeness and enter his neighbor's home.

"Saitama, I'm coming in" he spoke not that the man noticed.

He found Saitama in the middle of a fierce battle with a seemingly invisible foe. The man moved fast enough that after images appeared all over the relatively small apartment ending with man crouching on his balcony like some kind of ninja cat with his hands clapped hard enough for displaced air to blow the already disheveled apartment even more.

For a long moment there was silence as the man stood stock still with the only sounds being the TV and Saitama's own labored breathing.

"Ha, gotcha!" the man yelled triumphantly.

Tomoro understood exactly what this was and he couldn't help but deapan at the realization.

'I can't believe that gag is an actual thing here.'

And what gag would that be?

*Bzzzt*

A mosquito flew seemingly from between Saitama's hands causing an exaggerated look of frustration complete with a furious vein running across his bald head to form. Saitama didn't even seem to notice that there was someone in his home he was so blinded by tunnel vision and rage. Tomoro saw this, saw the mosquito headed his way and so before he could experience those sonic claps at close range (or whatever other asinine actions the bald hero would take to destroy the insect), Tomoro reached up and casually caught the mosquito between his two fingers.

"Huuuh?" Saitama's jaw dropped. He looked to the mosquito struggling between his two fingers, then to the man who caught it. "How did you..."

For his part, Tomoro looked very unimpressed as he adjusted his glasses "yare yare daze, Saitama. Were you seriously having trouble catching this little guy?"

The bald younger man jolted with a look of embarrassment before replying, "I-I almost had it."

"Sure you did~" Tomoro replied with obvious sarcasm.

Now aggravated, Saitama pointed at him, "what are you doing breaking into other people's homes anyway!?"

"What am I doing?" An ominous glare came over Tomoro's glasses, obscuring his eyes and greatly unnerving the bald man. "The real question is: why did it feel like there was a localized earthquake happening in my apartment? You wouldn't happen to know why it felt like some idiot with super strength was doing sonic claps would you?"

"Uh, well…"

"I was enjoying some tea, but then it spilled." Tomoro went on, and the more he spoke, the more an ominous aura enveloped him. "I like that tea, Saitama. It was very good and very expensive."

By this point, Saitama was stuttering out apologies. Tomoro let him sweat for a minute before waving him off with a sigh.

"Forget it; I'm not going to ask you for reimbursement."

At this Saitama let out a sigh of relief wiping his brow "oh good."

Tomoro rolled his eyes at the man's emotional 180 before speaking, "I take it you haven't been paying attention to the news."

"Not really. Why, did something happen?"

"Saitama, there's a swarm of mosquitoes heading for City Z."

Saitama's face froze "eh?"

"It was and still is all over the news. The entire city is on lockdown, and they've told everyone to stay inside and shut their windows or doors."

The more he spoke the more Saitama's face drained of color. "Mosquito, swarm."

"Actually, they should already be here right now."

"I'm going to need a lot of bug spray."

'God help me' Tomoro thought.

"Look, since you obviously don't know, there's a monster attacking uptown."

"For real? Right now?"

"Yes right now. I'm pretty sure it's controlling the mosquito swarm since, you know, it's like a giant mosquito or something."

Saitama adopted a serious look "then I guess I'll go."

"I'll leave you to it," Tomoro said, adjusting his glasses as he left.

Outside Tomoro huffed at the absurdity of what just happened before turning his attention to the mosquito between his fingers. Almost the entire time the insect had been trying to draw blood to no avail. With a flick, he let the mosquito go and watched as it immediately flew away with an urgency that was unheard of in an insect like that.

He made another brew of that expensive tea and was enjoying it on the balcony when he witnessed an explosion occurred out in the distance.

"Yep"

He took a sip of his tea.

Later he caught sight of a naked Saitama casually walking down the street and promptly dumped the rest of the tea off the side in disgust.

"God dammit Saitama."

~O~

Today was the special weekend sale at the supermarket and Tomoro made sure he was present for it. Financially he was in a good spot but he would be an absolute fool to pass up on these bargains. He wasn't the only one; there was also a crowd consisting of housewives, single mothers, old folks, and those in less than ideal financial situations. Today, all of them were his enemies. He learned from past experience never to underestimate the desperation that goes into high-stakes bargain shopping.

Some of these people do not fuck around.

His gaze went to an elderly woman hunched over with a walking cane looking deceptively frail and was even trembling.

'I'm watching you, old hag'

As if sensing his thoughts the elderly woman turned her closed eyes in his direction with a kindly smile.

His eyes narrowed and in response the old woman's eyes snapped open into slits revealing the wolf under the sheep's clothing. The woman, who could have been someone's grandmother, brought a thumb up to her neck and ran it across her throat with a smirk. He imagined her cackling over a bubbling cauldron with lightning in the background. Eventually a nervous-looking employee wearing protective gear stepped outside. Upon seeing the crowd they swallowed before flipping the sign.

After that, all hell broke loose.

It took several hours for Tomoro to be done with his shopping spree and return home looking ragged but feeling triumphant. He arrived home only to find that in his absence a great battle must've taken place next to the apartment building. There were holes in the street, scorch marks on the building and rubble from where explosions must have taken place. That's not to mention how the street plus a few buildings looked as if they had been cut up on a chopping block.

Most egregious of all were the various chunks of what were clearly monsters. The battle must have taken place a while ago because the corpses were decomposing, flies were circling, and Tomoro could smell it from a distance. This was a public health hazard, and the worst part was that from the angle of the street, it just so happened that his apartment was closer to the scene than his neighbor, who probably hasn't even noticed.

"We literally talked about this a few days ago Saitama" he half groaned.

After confirming that the stench of rot would be permeating his apartment, Tomoro put away his groceries and knocked on his neighbor's door. He expected a bald-headed man to answer not a blonde cyborg.

"Who are you?" questioned the cyborg.

Tomoro raised an eyebrow "I should be asking you that," he huffed before looking over his shoulder "where's Saitama?"

"Master Saitama is preoccupied. If you have a message for him I will relay it.

"Who's at the door Genos?" came Saitama's voice, "oh hey Tomoro. It's okay Genos he's my neighbor."

"Yes, Master," the cyborg obediently stepped aside allowing the purple-haired man inside.

Tomoro gestured to the now-named Genos "master?"

"Long story don't ask," Saitama grumbled. "What's up?"

"I came to complain about a trash problem you left outside."

Saitama gave him a blank look, trying to remember any 'trash' he might have left.

"Did you have a fight near the apartment today?"

"Yeah, stupid monsters came out of nowhere and smashed my roof in; Genos just fixed it."

This admission compelled him to look up, and sure enough, while the roof looked unscathed, there were signs that it was an impeccable patch job.

"Yes well, the corpses you left to rot are stinking up my apartment. That's a major health hazard Saitama. You're not setting a good example for a landlord. I could report you to the authorities."

The bald man gave a frustrated grunt before replying "alright, alright, I'll get rid of them."

He went to stand up only to stop when Genos said, "no master Saitama, allow me to take care of this."

"You don't have to," Saitama said, but he was already sitting back down.

"My incinerators will be able to render the corpses to ash" the palms of his metallic hands glowed in response "please leave this to me!"

"If you insist" he stated already preoccupied with watching TV.

"Thank you, master!"

And with a bow the enthusiastic cyborg was off to burn away the rotting corpses.

Tomoro watched him leave and waited for the door to close before taking a seat at the table Saitama was resting his head on.

"So why'd you get attacked this time?"

He waved his hands around dismissively "something about evolution? I don't know I wasn't really paying attention."

"Did you at least get a good fight out of it?"

Saitama mumbled something incoherently.

"I'll take that as a no, then."

After some more grumbling Saitama seemed to finally take note of Tomoro's bedraggled appearance "what happened to you?"

"Bargain sale, stampede, grannies with freaking nunchuks."

The blank expression made absolutely no sense to Saitama, but on the other hand, "it sounds like you had more fun than I did."

What a time to be alive when a cutthroat bargain sale is more exciting than stopping an evil organization bent on world domination.

"Uh-huh. Tell you what? My apartment smells like something died in it right now" the sound of an explosion was heard and the window lit up with fiery orange light "and probably smoke which is going to take a while to air out. Since it's your fault the least you can do is let me use your kitchen. We'll swap stories over dinner."

"Sure, go ahead."

"Uh, is your student going to join us for dinner too?"

Another sigh "yeah Genos is going to stay over."

"He's going to live here?"

"Hell no!" Saitama exclaimed, even making an 'X' with his hands, "don't even joke about something like that."

He grumbled something under his breath.

The reaction was so over the top and unlike him that Tomoro couldn't help but say, "better not let him find out that no one is living next door then."

Saitama looked panicked for a moment "shit, I forgot about that."

"You forgot we were the only two occupants living in this building?"

'This guy, I swear'

"Tomoro…"

"Don't worry I'll cover for you if he ever asks."

Saitama breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thanks."

"Think of this as my gratitude for beating some monsters. I want to know the details about what happened," he stated, getting up at the same time Genos stepped in.

"Master Saitama, I have finished incinerating the corpses."

"Cool, hey Genos, this is my neighbor Tomoro. He's going to make dinner for us."

Tomoro's eye twitched behind his glasses. "I'm making dinner for me. I'm just borrowing your kitchen, stupid baldy."

"Who're calling bald shitty glasses?" was Saitama's 'mature' response.

Ignoring him, Tomoro held out his hand "Genos right?"

"Yes," he said, shaking the older man's hands.

"I have no idea what you plan to learn from a bald NEET like him-"

"Screw you, old man, I have a job!"

"-but all I can say is good luck with that and him."

"Be right back with the ingredients, bald NEET."

"Shut up, shitty glasses!"

After that Tomoro, with some assistance from Genos, made a meal for the three of them, and with leftovers, Tomoro gave them to Saitama for goodwill. During the meal, Tomoro was given an unnecessarily detailed oral report on the happenings of the day as well as how he and Saitama met and the reason behind Genos' motives for being Saitama's disciple.

By the end of it, Tomoro wished Saitama luck with the younger cyborg.

~O~

A group of terrorists called the Paradise Group had recently destroyed a building they had mistaken for the home of a multimillionaire and showed no signs of stopping. The police and C-Class heroes sent to stop them have failed, mainly because the Paradise Group wore high-tech battle suits. How a group of lazy NEETs managed to get their hands on experimental military technology was beyond Tomoro.

He knew one was for sure however…

'Saitama is definitely pissed.'

All the members of this terrorist group were bald, which is not a common fashion choice among young men in today's generation. While Saitama would never be mistaken for one of these terrorists being who he is, they were effectively copying his style and getting national news coverage because of it. Tomoro could imagine the bald man in his room watching the news and feeling compelled to go and stop this before people start making comparisons.

'Whoops, too late for that, he thought, watching a panel where One-Punch Man's face was being featured alongside members of the Paradise Group.

He didn't even need to hear or read the headline to know what they were talking about.

'Seriously, they're all just bald. Why make a comparison between the two?'

The answer was most likely for the ratings.

'And to think if Saitama wasn't famous, he could have legitimately been mistaken for one' Tomoro's thought process briefly stalled as his eyes widened. 'Now that I think about it with credentials like that, if I didn't already know him, I would think he was part of that crazy group too.'

Luckily, the terrorists seem to have it out for Zeniru, the multimillionaire, so their activities are mostly stationed in City F. Tomoro wouldn't have to worry about a group of lazy, bald NEETs in high-tech battle armor thrashing about disrupting the peace. That was a small mercy, at least. City Z had its own problems to contend with without having to worry about all that.

Later that same day, the entire incident was resolved. The Paradise Group was taken out, presumably by One-Punch Man though Hammerhead was still at large. Tomoro went to congratulate Saitama and was invited to join him and Genos, who had been staying over, for dinner. Saitama gave an unhelpfully brief summary, while Genos gave an unnecessarily detailed report based on Saitama's summary.

"Speed of Sound, Sonic?" Tomoro blinked "that sounds like something an edgy teenage brat would come up with. And you say he's a ninja?"

"He looked like one, I guess," Saitama answered.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine"

"No, you're not; something happened, didn't it?"

"…"

This quickly got Genos' attention "is that true, Master?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

Tomoro raised his eyebrow at the man; he could only speculate as to why the strongest man in the world would be depressed. In any case Tomoro needed to change the subject unless he wanted to suffer the awkward silence.

"So Genos, are you going to sign up with the National Superhero Registry?"

"Why would I?" The cyborg was questioned bluntly.

"I mean, Saitama signed up, and he's, you know, One-Punch Man."

"Who?"

"You can't be serious." Tomoro deadpanned.

Even Saitama looked amazed by the slight widening of his eyes "wait, you don't know who I am?"

"You are my master, Saitama."

"No I mean, you've never heard of me before? One-Punch Man? Strongest man in the world? S-Class Hero for fun?"

"The Bald Caped Wonder" Tomoro supplied with an amused look.

If Saitama trained his brain like he trained his body, Tomoro's head would have exploded with how hard he was glaring at him.

"I have spent the last three years wandering the world in search of the Mad Cyborg who destroyed my village. That has been my only focus; anything that doesn't pertain to that is overlooked as secondary or unnecessary information."

In short he didn't know who Saitama was but wanted to be his student because he was awestruck by his strength. Tomoro pretty much summed up what they both thought of that.

"Wow"

Ever since Saitama became S-Class and incidentally started gaining fame through his many one-sided victories there hasn't been a person who at least has never heard of him in recent memory. This was definitely a fresh experience for the two of them.

"Huh and here I thought you were just a really persistent fan of mine" Saitama scratched his head.

While he was doing this Genos with his laptop on the table was currently blazing through the internet. He had multiple tabs open, and all of them were about Saitama, the One-Punch Man. From the Hero Association websites to blogs, videos, fan clubs, and so much more, Genos studied them with the efficiency of, well, a machine. Somehow he was able to make the laptop interface go at super speeds as if it were a visual representation of his own cybernetic brain.

Finally, he shut the laptop down, and a brief silence overcame the room. Tomoro and Saitama gave each other a glance, with the latter pointing and the former shrugging.

Finally, Genos broke the silence by standing up only to promptly prostrate himself before the bald man.

"FORGIVE ME MASTER SAITAMA! I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SUCH A FAMOUS FIGURE!! AS A STUDENT I HAVE FAILED YOU!"

"Ah, no you didn't. You can get up now."

"But I have! How could I have overlooked such common knowledge when I was doing reconnaissance on you?" the cyborg mumbled to himself.

"Wait what…?" Saitama shook his head "hey Genos, it's not a big deal."

"How could it not be? You are the One-Punch Man, the strongest hero in the world!"

'He sounds even more enthusiastic than before now'

Saitama realized this too as he gave Genos one of his less often used'serious' expressions, "Genos."

"Yes Master!!"

"Knock it off." There was a pause as the cyborg recoiled. "I get that you want to become strong but I can tell my way of doing things isn't going to be of much help for you. We both know this, and yet you stick around, but that's fine. I don't actually mind having more friends, but if you're going to be a fanboy I don't think we can hang out anymore."

Ah, the fans. Saitama had a mixed relationship with his fans. On the one hand, he appreciated them; it's always nice to be recognized and lauded for his work. On the other hand, they can be annoying and overwhelming, especially for a mildly anti-social guy like Saitama.

When he first started getting popular after joining the S-Class he moved out of the apartment because he could now afford it. He came back less than a month later for a number of reasons, one of which was because his new address got leaked and his 'fans' started harassing him on a daily basis. It made him weary of anyone who called themselves his 'fans' and he abhors the hardcore types.

Genos bowed his head with a more subdued "I understand, Master Saitama."

"Good"

"Should I also join the Hero Association?"

"Eh, I don't see why not. Do what you want," he said dismissively.

Tomoro gave the bald man an elbow shove "what?"

"Are you seriously going to leave it at that?"

Saitama picked his nose and asked "what do you mean?"

Tomoro smacked Saitama's arm down while giving him a piercing look "he may be a cyborg but he's still a kid and an impressionable one. He looks up to you; god knows why, and it doesn't have anything to do with the legend of the One-Punch Man."

"So what do you want me to do about it?"

"I'm not bailing you out this time. You figure it out."

Saitama grumbled. He cast a glance at Genos, who was looking at his notes in contemplation.

"Hey Genos."

"Yes Master?"

He stared for a long moment before his serious expression came in "since you want to be my disciple so much I'll tell you now that I can't really help you without getting a proper measure of your strength. So here is your first task: if you want to become my official disciple, you need to make it into the S-Class based on your test result."

Genos looked on curiously "S-Class?"

Saitama nodded sagely, "that's right. My disciple should be able to do at least that much. Unless you don't think you can handle it?"

Tomoro could have sworn Genos' golden eyes flashed at the challenge. "I shall do my utmost to fulfill this mission you have given my Master Saitama!"

Genos then bowed and left the apartment, presumably to prepare for the test.

Once he left, Saitama released a breath of relief "there, problem solved."

Tomoro gave him a look—not a stern one but a curious one "I am legitimately impressed you managed to come up with a scheme like this. That said if you didn't want him to be your disciple you could have just said so.

"I did" Saitama emphasized

"Ah, so he's one of those persistent types who won't take no for an answer."

"Yep, at least this way he won't have anyone to blame but himself when he fails."

"How're you so sure he'll fail?"

"Genos' isn't strong enough for S-class."

"I don't think the guy who ends all his fights with a casual punch is a good judge of someone's strength."

He could have been but Saitama just wasn't that kind of guy.

"Well, even if he's strong enough there's no way he can get into the S-Class from just the test."

"The written part you mean."

"Hey those questions are deceptively harder than you think. It's like they intentionally made that part unpassable; you'd have to be some kind of super genius to ace that part."

'Or a cyborg with a computer brain able to analyze, absorb and process large volumes of information at high speeds with a single glance.'

Like what Genos literally just did in front of them not five minutes ago.

Tomoro shrugged "whatever you say Saitama. I think my apartment should be aired out by now. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Later" Saitama waved over his shoulder while lying sideways in front of the TV.

The next day Genos took the test for the National Superhero Registry and got the highest scores since its inception. He became the lowest-ranked S-Class hero thus fulfilling the conditions for being Saitama's student.

~O~

Ever since it began Tomoro has noticed a stark increase of what he'd deem 'shenanigans' occurring around his neighbor even more than usual. He expected this on some level of course but he didn't think he would be drawn into said shenanigans as well given how he's not around Saitama most times. Now that kind of thinking would seem naïve especially in hindsight but he managed to avoid being associated with the One-Punch Man by the wider public and even the Hero Association thus far and maintain his relative anonymity.

The point is much like with the battles against the giant Titan, the Paradise Group and House of Evolution Tomoro figured he would only get to experience the aftermath of said battles, catch glimpse of it on the news or get anecdotal notes secondhand from the man himself about said battles. He never thought he himself would get caught up in one of Saitama's 'events' so to speak.

In any case it all started in a place he didn't think he'd find the man, in the middle of a busy street. Saitama was dressed in his typical 'oppai' hoodie, jeans, and sneakers. Though his hood was up and he wore a baseball cap under it. Not the best disguise but for someone whose become recognized for his shining bald head and garish bright yellow costume it actually worked to make him inconspicuous to the wider public.

Not so much for someone whose known him for years and has seen him in those wardrobes before.

"Saitama?"

"Tomoro, what are you doing here?" he questioned.

"I should be asking you that" he then adopted a thinking pose with the utmost seriousness "years of study have shown that your species don't leave the nest unless it's for food or your hobby."

"Shut up"

"So which is it, food or hobby?"

"Food," he grumbled grudgingly.

"Yeah I thought so; there's not been much crime around here as far as I can tell. Actually, it's said to be the most peaceful week in a while."

Saitama hummed, "so what're you doing out here? Shouldn't you be working?"

"Jealous?" Saitama smirked with a scoff in response causing Tomoro to chuckle a bit "yeah no, I'm on my lunch break. You wanna talk this over some udon, your treat?"

"Sure"

As the two were about to leave Tomoro blinked and Saitama was suddenly holding something in his hand.

Tomoro pointed at it, "what's that?"

"No idea?" Saitama held up a small weapon that was popularized by a certain group.

"Is that a kunai?"

"I finally found you."

The two men looked over to find some guy Tomoro had never seen before. He was wearing casual clothes and had a sword strapped to the back of waist.

"You know that guy?"

Saitama adopted a shocked expression "you! You're definitely…definitely…"

Tomoro looked between the two, taking the time between Saitama's stuttering to back away from him and the katana carrying, knife throwing, edgelord pretty boy who definitely looked like he had an axe to grind with the bald hero.

Then Saitama went and shouted, "Elbow Joint Panic!"

'That can't be his real name' Tomoro deadpanned.

That is too ridiculous.

"It's Speed o' Sound Sonic," the man corrected with a stone-faced look of irritation.

'That name is not any better either' Tomoro thought.

He remembered Saitama talking about a 'ninja' who called himself Speed of Sound Sonic, but he thought it was Saitama messing up someone's name again.

'Apparently there are people like that out there.'

Go figure.

Well, whatever his naming sense, the guy looked like he was out for blood with the way he was glaring at Saitama.

"Saitama, today I'm going to kill you" the ninja declared only to be halted by Saitama waving him off.

"Sorry but I'm busy right now so come back later."

Sonic wasn't the only one shocked by Saitama's declaration as Tomoro deadpanned 'what is he doing?'

"Hey Tomoro are we still going for udon or what?" He spoke as he walked away.

Compelled by his actions, Tomoro decided to walk with the hero.

"Uh," the accountant would occasionally looked over his shoulder at the casually dressed ninja "are you sure you don't want to take care of him first?"

Saitama waved off his worries "eh, don't worry about it. I can deal with him any time. Besides, I'm hungry."

The casual dismissal was too much to bear for Sonic because in the next moment he was suddenly beside Saitama and broken pieces of metal were falling to the ground. From what Tomoro could gather, the ninja tried to cut off Saitama's head with his sword, but the hero ended up breaking it instead. The force of the movement was so great however that it blew Saitama's hood and cap off.

Tomoro was briefly blinded by the shine reflecting off the man's head.

"I said I was busy, idiot" a pressure of irritation started emitting from Saitama, almost distorting his image "I'm pissed off right now so don't get in my way or I'll hit you."

'It's a good thing I'm not between them' Tomoro thought, having backed away to a safer distance, ready to run away or hide somewhere should a fight break out between the two superhumans.

Tomoro didn't think it would come to that; whatever stunt Saitama did to break Sonic's sword seemed to have affected the ninja's confidence.

'Maybe a fight can be avoided.

"Kyaa! It's him!" A random woman shouted, and suddenly the crowd, which had already been forming out of interest in the happenings, started surrounding them.

At that point, Saitama realized that his cover was blown and his bald head was gaining a lot of attention. There is really only one person who is universally recognized nowadays for his bald head.

"Huh, who's that guy?"

"Idiot, don't you recognize him? It's One-Punch Man."

What!? Seriously!!???"

"The strongest hero—no, the strongest man in the world"

"Can I have your autograph, Mr. One-Punch?"

"Wait, then, is there a monster around here?"

"No way, I saw everything that pretty boy attacked One-Punch."

"EEH!? For real, he must be a bad person."

*LOL*

"Kick his ass One-Punch Man."

"One-Punch, One-Punch, One-Punch, One-Punch, One-Punch"

And now the crowd was chanting his name. From the way Saitama's face pinched he didn't really appreciate it."

"HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?"

Then another person pushed through the crowd—a muscular man with gold and brown striped hair wearing a tank top.

"It's the C-Class hero Tank Top Tiger!"

Said hero took a sweep of the situation, and the moment his eyes landed on a familiar bald man, his eyes popped up as his jaw dropped "O-One-Punch, M-Man!?"

"Sup?"

"Wh-what are you doing here!?" he stuttered.

"I was just going to take care of this guy," he said, pointing at Sonic.

Tank Top Tiger looked at the smaller, thinner, and effeminate looking man who kept a weary gaze on the bald man, not even acknowledging everyone else. Tank Top Tiger gave a brief contemplative expression before breaking out in a confident grin.

"Hah! For a scrawny-looking guy like that to fight you, that'd be overkill!"

Tomoro did not miss the way Sonic's eyes flashed to the C-Class hero, 'that's not good'

Ignorant of the ninja's reaction, Tank Top Tiger continued striking a fist to his chest "please allow me, Tank Top Tiger, to take care of him!"

Saitama wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and as a result of his 'strength that defies common sense' he doesn't have a very good measure of another person's individual strength. Compared to him everyone is on the same level in terms of strength. Still he wasn't completely ignorant, or maybe he actually seemed to notice the look on Sonic's face?

In any case he felt the need to warn the enthusiastic hero "uh, are you sure about that man?"

"Yes," the man said, going into a battle stance. "I Tank Top Tiger, who fights with the speed and ferocity of a true tiger, shall take care of this!"

He lunged at the stationary ninja.

"DIE"

*BOOM*


And promptly exploded.

A moment later and the charred body of Tank Top Tiger fell from the smoke of the explosion falling face first into the ground.

Saitama casually stooped beside him and started poking him "hey, are you still alive?"

"Huuuuurrrrgggghhhh" was the painful groan that came out of his mouth.

As for the crowd…

"Kyaah!?"

"W-what just happened!?"

"Something attacked Tank Top Tiger."

"Is he dead!?"

"He exploded, lol."

"One-Punch Man, save us!"

"You all seem pretty confident that your hero can save you." Sonic chuckled darkly while a black aura seemed to envelope him. "And you, One-Punch Man, must feel good about having an audience watching you."

"Not really-"

He didn't hear Saitama's reply on account of him leaping up into the air and shouting, "Too bad your precious fans are going to watch you fall!!"

Sonic pulled out and threw several shurikens at Saitama, who got up and raised his hands, as if to catch them, only for the shurikens to veer off and explode into the crowd.

"How do you like that, Saitama!?" He shouted, landing on a hanging street sign, "Your precious fans are all dying, and you couldn't do anything!" He cackled, pulling more shurikens.

His eyes locked on Tomoro, and with a sadistic grin from the devil himself, he threw a shuriken right at him. Tomoro saw the weapon coming at him in slow motion, spinning until jets of fire ignited and exploded into the fist of Saitama who caught it several feet before it even got near Tomoro.

"What!?" Sonic exclaimed before he caught sight of something.

The crowd, aside from being knocked back, startled, or having a bit of ash on them, was completely fine.

"How?"

Immediately his eyes snapped back to Saitama and Sonic noted that the right sleeve of his hoodie up to his elbow was burned off.

"Are you alright?" the bald man asked the startled glasses-wearing civilian.

"Yeah, I'm good."

'He caught them? But when? How!? No one is that fast!'

He looked to Saitama again who seemed to have noticed his burned sleeve "aw man and this was my favorite hoodie too."

A pressure unlike anything he had felt before enveloped Sonic. He was no longer staring at an unassuming bald man but at a predator he just pissed off.

"You better compensate me for this."

RUN!

'I have to escape'


Pride is forgotten, overwhelmed by self-preservation. Speed o' Sound Sonic took off at top speed hoping to escape from the previously sleeping dragon he had awakened. This was not meant to be however, because just as the ninja took to the sky at a leap near the speed of sound, Saitama appeared behind him. Neither the ninja nor the crowd saw Saitama raise his hand and bring it down in a sharp arc, chopping Sonic on the back of his head and sending him shooting down to the street like a missile.

*SLAM*

The crowd jumped as the 'terrorist' planted into the sidewalk face first.

Tomoro cringed when he saw that the man's face had sunk inches into the ground making an imprint.

'That's going to hurt like hell when he wakes up.'

Saitama landed casually with his hands in his hoodie's pocket "I'll let you off with a tap since that attack wouldn't have killed anyone."

At that declaration the crowd went absolutely insane and Saitama could only sigh in irritation and resignation when they started closing in. He was bombarded with shouts of praise, congratulations, and adorations. Saitama's gaze met Tomoro's; the two friends were almost completely separated by the crowd now with the purple hared man on the outskirts looking in. Saitama sighed again before bending his knees and taking off without so much as a word.

Tomoro left as well, making a call to his boss. The two of them never were able to get that lunch together but Tomoro bought takeout on the way home which he shared with Saitama and Genos.

~O~

Breaking News: A METEOR IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH CITY Z!!!

The headline of the emergency broadcast played on loop on all channels. The announcement originally came while Tomoro was in the midst of work so one could imagine the chaos that ensued. The office did not even properly close as everyone rushed out to save themselves. Well everyone except Tomoro who went ahead and organized the place before closing the office properly.

That was roughly twenty minutes ago and walking outside he was met with sirens blaring, panicked citizens rushing through the streets in a mad scramble as a citywide evacuation was in full swing. Traffic jammed the highways and more than a few crimes were taking place as the entire city has devolved into chaos. Naturally the city's transportation service was shut down so Tomoro was forced to walk home.

The meteor was stated to impact in approximately half an hour and it goes without saying that evacuating a city within that time window was nigh impossible. As such along with the general chaos of the panicked population there are a lot of people out on the streets having given up hope simply staying indoors, on the streets or on rooftops awaiting the massive flaming chunk of space rock hurdling towards them at terminal velocity.

He too looked up at the Dragon level threat that was already encompassing the sky and growing larger by the second. He knew it would be big but a TV screen and manga panel just didn't do the actual thing justice.

'No wonder everyone's not even trying to escape; the fallout alone from a rock that big hitting the ground would spread for miles beyond the City itself' he mused.

He found it interesting, the subtle differences between what is depicted in a fictional work and how it is presented in reality. For instance that giant Titan was depicted destroying two whole cities, one from a demonstration of power and another when he quite literally fell on top of it. Yet that couldn't be right because a 'city' in this world could be counted as a country in terms of size. So in this reality the Titan only ended up destroying parts of two cities.

It wasn't any worse than your average Dragon level monster to be honest.

Now while the Titan's abilities were exaggerated in its fictional depiction the meteor might have been understated in a similar way.

'Even if it gets destroyed you weren't looking at just a few instances of property damage in the immediate area.'

"Unless it's completely disintegrated, the damage caused by any falling bits could be disastrous on a wide scale."

And knowing Saitama he probably won't take that into consideration and would just punch the damn thing like normal.

With that thought in mind he took out his cell phone to call Saitama only to see that there was no cell service. His phone wasn't the only thing on the fritz either as the nearby TV broadcast went haywire before cutting off completely.

'Is the meteor interfering with the electronic signals?'

That seemed to be case and it caused Tomoro to huff "good grief."

As he said this several massive explosions lit up the evening sky.

"Looks like its starting."

Meanwhile, on a tall skyscraper...

Genos stared up in disbelief as the high-yield explosive missiles Metal Knight launched had virtually no effect on the meteor. There were less than a few minutes left until impact, and doubt started to plague his mind as Genos hesitated over what ifs, leading to frustration.

"Be calm"

The voice brought Genos from his thoughts, and he looked to find the S-Class hero Silver Fang standing behind him.

The old hero went on, "I can see you are frustrated; don't be. You should not concern yourself with such idle thoughts. Rather, you should focus on the here and now because, regardless, it will not change the situation."

Genos took these words to heart 'he is right; thinking about it will not bring forth a resolution. He ripped off his hoodie and opened his chest to reveal his core.

'If the situation will not change'

Thoughts of Dr. Kuseno

'If I am to die'

Thoughts of his Master Saitama and Tomoro ran through his head.

'Then I should at least give it everything I have!'

He pulled out his core, still attached via a cord, and put it into a port in his bicep to power his incinerator.

"Bang, you should take cover."

"Right," the old man agreed, though he made no move to actually follow the suggestion.

Not that it would matter anyway.

Genos agreed, or at least didn't protest further, as he unleashed an overpowered blast from his incinerator canon. The force of the blast was staggering, forcing the roof beneath his feet to form fissures. The massive beam impacted the meteor, but to negligible effect, as stated by Bang, who observed that the meteor was barely being stopped. Eventually, Genos' core lost power, and the young cyborg was forced to his knees with his movements disabled as his systems were close to shutting down.

"There are only nine more seconds left before impact. You should flee with what little time you have left" the defeated cyborg warned with resignation.

Bang did not listen, for he too was resigned to his fate, though he faced it with much more calm than his younger hero counterpart.

Suddenly they were interrupted by a very familiar voice.

"Hey old man."

"Saitama," he said, "I was starting to wonder if you were going to show up."

The bald hero shrugged "Genos said he wanted a shot at destroying it first so I let him take a swing at it."

"I am sorry Master Saitama; I was unable to do it."

"Meh, it's alright, you did your best, I think."

Bang raised an eyebrow at the younger man. "Master Saitama"

"Don't ask," Saitama grumbled before looking up at the meteor with a serious expression. "Do me a favor and take care of Genos for me."

"Very well" Bang nodded.

After such a declaration, Saitama bent forward, with his knees crouched, and with an almighty push (that was, in actuality, minimal effort to the man), he did a hefty vertical jump. The force of his jump crushed the roof under his feet, shattered all the windows of the building, and the vibrations traveled through it all the way down to the streets, creating massive cracks along the road and sidewalks.

Bang watched the strongest man in the world shoot up at the meteor and smash right through the massive space rock, creating an explosion that lit up the gradually darkening sky with a literal meteor shower. As Bang prepared to intercept the onslaught his senses suddenly picked up on something he hasn't felt in a very long time.

A memory suddenly resurfaced a terrifying visage from his past that brought with it a single word interspersed with reality.

"Hakai"

Just then time seemed to suddenly just stop, and right before Bang's eyes, the sky above flashed a deep purple. It was only for a moment—one single moment—the kind where if you blink, you miss it.

Bang did not blink.

The moment was then over, and he could see the caped young man making his descent as clear as the sky that was now suddenly all clear. The meteor fragments, the thousands of flaming space rocks that would have hit the ground were just suddenly gone completely and utterly without even dust to show that they were even there to begin with. Even the clouds themselves vanished leaving a bright blue sky looking like an ocean with only the distant visage of the moon visible like a lone audience member watching the proceedings.

That should be impossible unless...

Suddenly another memory flashed before his eyes of a shadowed figure wreathed in a purple aura with violet spheres for eyes.

Bang suppressed a shudder of alarm as he vigilantly scanned the area. Adrenaline coursed through his veins making him hyperaware of his surroundings and yet he could sense nothing out of the ordinary.

"Amazing…as expected…of Master…Saitama…"

Bang looked at the young cyborg who clearly did not pick up on what had just occurred.

"Hakai"

Destruction.

Bang felt this fist clench at the memory of the individual who wielded such devastating power.

"Shiva"

"What was…that…" Genos stuttered, his mild malfunction coming through his speech.

"Oh, just the mutterings of an old man don't mind me" Bang waved off while moving to help the young cyborg up "come, let's get you out of here."

Meanwhile…

There was celebration in the streets as everyone cheered at the destruction of the meteor. One man went against the wave of civilians as he calmly wiped his glasses before placing them on his face with a small adjustment. The glare obscured his eyes but the small smile was quite visible.

Looking up at the sky, Tomoro wondered to himself.

"I should make something special for dinner tonight."

In the aftermath, One-Punch Man, Metal Knight, and Genos had their ranks in the S-Class bumped up to 5th​, 6th, and 16th​ place, respectively. Consequently, Child Emperor was dropped to 7th​ place, and Puri Puri Prisoner was dropped to 17th​ places.

~To Be Continued~
 
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So Tomoro being involved with Saitama led to him registering early in his career? Seems to have done him some good.
 
Man, I was having a good time up until the meteor, but then...

What's the quote? 'At first, you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection.'
 
I just knew MC had a power on par or at least near Saitama's level of power.

Whether the Psychic sisters notice mc during the storming of the Monster nest or not is up to author Streggae.
 
Chapter 2 [Revised]
~Three years ago~

"What the fuck is this piece of shit?"

An older man wearing a plain t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers with brushed-down deep purple hair stood before what looked like an abandoned building with his hands on his waist. Sharp violet eyes roamed the exterior noting the obvious lack of maintenance with a shake of his head. It was par for the course really since literally every other building in the area was actually abandoned and for years at that.

Though what did he expect from the City Z Ghost Town?

"Well, no use crying about it now," he hefted his traveling bags and ascended the stairs to find his room.

Along the way just as he predicted the signs of abandonment were very present as he passed by the room doors. All except for one that looked like it was inhabited judging by the lack of dust pooling at the door. He made a mental note of this but otherwise ignored that tidbit to focus on his own room. Retrieving the key he opened the door and wrinkled his nose at the sight and smell that greeted him. Thankfully the previous tenant didn't leave too much a mess for him to clean up.

He spent the rest of the day cleaning the apartment to make it habitable again. During this time he noted that for a place that had been abandoned for years now it was still in relatively good condition. Really the hardest thing he had to do in regards to cleaning was getting rid of some pests via fumigation. He didn't need to replace the windows or pipes, repaint the walls and the power, water and gas lines work just fine.

The good thing about a world where monsters attacks are prevalent is that the infrastructure was made to last.

'No wonder the place is being called a squatter's paradise.'

This bit of good fortune would continue for when he went out shopping for furniture and groceries. He managed to find a convenience store with some used appliances in good condition and got himself a TV, laptop, fan and a few kitchen appliances for a good price. Speaking of prices, he found the local market and managed to get some grocery shopping done.

It was during this time that he came across a young man wearing a tracksuit and looking exhausted. He too was shopping but also haggling to get the most for the least amount of money spent. Tomoro remembered thinking that he could respect the young man's economic approach.

On his way back it just so happen that he and the young man coincidentally took the same route. Then they both ended up in the abandoned district which was a little more than mere coincidence. Finally it was when they both ended up at the same apartment building that they finally chose to acknowledge each other.

"You live here too?"

"Yeah I moved in today actually."

"Oh, okay. I'm Saitama"

"Tomoro"

And that was the day Tomoro met Saitama.

~Present Day~

"Wait-wait-wait, so you punched a meteor into dust?"

The incredulity in Tomoro's voice was plain as day and Saitama answered with that same blank face and laidback tone.

"Yep, I didn't even mean to do that."

"What's that supposed to mean? You didn't mean to destroy a meteor?"

"I meant I didn't think I put enough effort to destroy it that badly," he retorted, looking at his clenched fist "I guess I didn't realize it."

"Then what did you 'mean' to happen?" Tomoro air quoted

Saitama shrugged "dunno, the thing would explode into a bunch of falling rocks I guess?"

"Explode into a bunch of falling rocks," Tomoro repeated in a tone as blank as Saitama's face. "You do realize that the meteor measures 6 to 9 on the Torino scale, right?"

At Saitama's blank face, Tomoro nodded.

"Hey Genos can you explain to Saitama what would happen if a meteor of that size falling at terminal velocity were to suddenly explode into a bunch of falling rocks in the middle of a major metropolitan area?"

Genos, being the dutiful cyborg that he was, answered the question, "If what Master Saitama said were to occur then the resulting explosion would have resulted in a meteor shower. While the destruction would pale in comparison to if the meteor collided with City Z as a whole the destruction from the meteor shower would hinder the city's economy. Businesses would shut down, collateral damage would be high and the hospital would most likely be filled with injured civilians caught up in the storm. Furthermore the possible death toll would be-"

"Okay, I get it already; stop!" Saitama interrupted loudly before clicking his tongue, giving Tomoro the stink eye. "Whatever, that didn't happen. I stopped the meteor and my ranking went up!"

"Is that so?"

"Correct," Genos interrupted with pride, "Master Saitama's rank went from 6th​ to 5th​ place in the S-Class ranking."

Despite the achievement, Saitama didn't seem particularly moved by this accomplishment.

'I guess when you're in S-Class the rankings don't really mean much.'

"What about you Genos?"

"I was promoted to 16th​ place."

Tomoro stayed for a bit afterwards engaging in small talk with the two before eventually turning in for the night.

~Three Years Ago~

It's been a couple of days since he moved into the so-called 'Ghost Town' of City Z and he was just about done with the transitioning phase. The foreign apartment was feeling homier by the day and he'd gotten a good sense of his surroundings. Now it doesn't feel too weird having to slip by a chain link fence and warning signs every time he went out. And don't even get him started on the empty streets at night. Granted, he wasn't fearful of anything, but the place got creepy.

Currently, Tomoro had created a portfolio and was looking for prospective jobs to help support himself. Since he doesn't have to pay for rent or utilities he could survive months on his savings alone but he'd rather not tap into that well too much. His search was still ongoing with there not being any jobs that caught his eye. Despite the setback Tomoro was confident in his credentials to land him a proper job.

At least that's what he thought until he bombed the interview for a position in a company he had his eye on.

Tomoro took the rejection as well as he could since afterwards he went to the cheapest bar and decided to drink his frustrations away along with the other guys who didn't make it. Hours later his pristine suit was wrinkled, his tie was loose and his breath smelled like alcohol. He wasn't drunk though; oh, he wasn't so shook up about the rejection and there are other jobs lined up out there for the taking.

He just needed to figure out what happened during this interview and fix it.

"What the hell did I do wrong?"

Just thinking about it was aggravating because Tomoro didn't think he did anything wrong here. His resume was up to snuff; he presented himself as a professional, and he answered all the questions in a clear and concise manner. There was no margin for error on his part, so he could only assume that someone else had better qualifications or that it was another unforeseen factor.

If it was the former, then it is nothing more than bad luck, but if it was something else,

"Hm?" Tomoro paused as he saw someone hobbling along the road occasionally bracing the wall to walk on wobbly feet.

"Damn it," the man grunted.

It just so happened that Tomoro knew this person, "Saitama."

Said man turned "oh hey, it's you."

Without preamble, Tomoro slung the man's hand over his shoulder and began to escort him home.

"So what happened to you?"

"Overdid training today."

"Training? What are you some kind of athlete?" Tomoro spoke with a smirk.

Saitama scoffed, "no, I'm going to be a hero."

"You're training to be a hero?"

"Yeah, got a problem with that?"

"Why would I when you're so passionate about it? I'm guessing that's what you've been doing for the past couple days since I moved in."

"Three months actually."

Tomoro whistled, "that must be some training." They made it to the apartment about to climb up the stairs. "I don't know what kind of intense stuff you've been doing but I think you should take a break for now."

"Can't," Saitama declined, "has to be this intense if I want to fight monsters. Don't want to end up like last time."

The two stopped at his door "what happened last time?"

"Long story short some kid pissed off a crab monster so I had to save him" he spoke while reaching for his keys but his hands were shaking too much.

"Sounds like some story," he said, steadied Saitama's hand, and helped him open the door.

After getting the man to his futon, Saitama's stomach suddenly growled, to which he attempted and failed to get up.

"Don't even try to move. You really overdid your 'training' there Saitama."

"I need to eat," he attempted to sit up with obvious discomfort.

Tomoro pushed him down with a single finger "why don't you let me take care of that?"

"Why?"

"Think of it as my good deed for the week" Tomoro replied sarcastically, "now what do you have?"

"H-hey…" He tried to get up again but froze at the look Tomoro gave him.

"Shut up and lay down."

In lieu of his position and the fact that someone was offering to make dinner for him, Saitama decided to comply.

Tomoro found the kitchen and, after a quick search, was disappointed to find a lack of food items "when's the last time you went out for groceries?"

"There should be something in the fridge."

"If by 'something' you mean instant noodles, then no." Tomoro shot down before heading for the door.

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going back to my place for some real food. If you're going to do intense training, you should have a proper diet for it."

As he left through the door, Saitama couldn't help but think out loud, "whatever you say mom."

Tomoro's head suddenly poked into frame with a glare "what was that?"

"Nothing!"

Tomoro's sharp eyes narrowed before he left out of view, and this time Saitama kept his mouth shut.

After Tomoro prepared dinner for the two of them, Saitama had recovered enough to feed himself. The two sat down to enjoy the food and have an intelligent conversation.

"So you part of the Yakuza or something?"

Psyche!

"No, why would you even think that?"

Saitama stared "well, it's just that you look like you're in a gang."

"No, I don't."

"Yeah you do."

Tomoro's brows furrowed 'what the heck is he talking about?'

In an uncharacteristic moment of self-consciousness, he changed the subject "what were you even doing to end up straining your body to the point where you can barely move?"

"Strength training"

"What kind of strength training?"

"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run."

Tomoro chewed his food before speaking, "that's hardcore. How often do you do it?"

"Every day"

"Every day?"

"Every single day."

"You take breaks after every set?"

"No"

"…"

Tomoro hummed, chewed some more and swallowed before speaking "Saitama, do you have a death wish?"

"Huh?"

"Or are you just a masochist?"

It might be the insinuation, or maybe it's the tone he said it in that set the younger man off, but either way he didn't like it.

"Where's this coming from!?"

"I'm sorry it's just that when you're doing intense exercises it's best to pace yourself. If you're just going to do intense training without keeping stock of your body's condition, you might end up having some unfortunate side effects."

"Like what?"

"I dunno," he scoffed "you could like, go prematurely bald or something."

A look of horror briefly overcame Saitama's expression before he waved him off "like that would ever happen."

Tomoro gave the younger man a strange look even as he ate.

"Yeah, what are the chances of that?"

They finished up dinner, and Tomoro volunteered to clean up, giving Saitama the chance for some well-deserved rest. He got back home and took a bath, and right when he was brushing his teeth, his thoughts went back to Saitama's words.

"Well, it's just that you look like you're in a gang,"

Tomoro scoffed and spat out the toothpaste with a scowl. 'The nerve of that guy saying I look like some kind of gangster.'

Tomoro paused, having caught his scowling visage in the mirror. Tomoro's hair was styled in a way that his bangs obscured his eyes so he doesn't have a good mental picture of his appearance without it. Sure he has seen his face; in fact he styled his somewhat unruly hair so that his eyes were more visible but now…

'Wait'

His mind went back to the interview he had. The looks on the interviewers' faces, and even going through everyone he'd ever met before.

'That can't be it?'

Quickly, Tomoro swept his hair back the same way he chose to style it this morning, sans the gel. He imagined himself in his suite this morning and set his expression in a neutral frown. At least he thought it was neutral, but even Tomoro could admit that his face had a 'thuggish' quality to it. Combined that with his suit and his natural hair that could be mistaken as dyed and he came to a conclusion.

"I look like a stereotypical yakuza wannabe," the realization made him slump over the sink. "No wonder they didn't hire me!"

With trembling fingers, Tomoro raised his head to the sky and screamed.

"D-DAMMIT!!!"

~Present Day~

Tomoro caught himself looking at his reflection in the bathroom mirror of the company. As he went outside there was a crowd gathered with eyes on the TV.

"What's happening now?"

"There's a monster invasion in City J."

"There's an A-Class hero fighting them."

"By himself?" Tomoro muttered as he looked closer at the screen to see a hero in black holding a spear being surrounded by marine-type monsters.

It would seem that the hero who was identified as the A-Class hero Stinger and as he thought he was taking on the invading monsters by himself and apparently winning against all odds.

The faint sound of rumbling reached his ears and Tomoro's gaze found the nearest window to find dark clouds gathering in the horizon.

"Looks like there's a storm coming."

"Really?" someone near him spoke before he too looked out the window "ah damn I didn't bring an umbrella."

This caught a few more people nearby as they made their comment.

"Hey can you give me a ride?"

"Eh? No way~"

Tomoro had long since left his chattering coworkers to sit at his desk. Even as he continued to work, ignoring the news and everyone else, Tomoro had a contemplative look on his face.

'Won't be long after this'

~Three Years Ago~

"So this is what they call the Clark Kent effect."

Tomoro was in his bathroom having returned home after getting his hair cut at a barbershop but not before stopping at the convenience store. He came home with not only a brand new hairstyle but a special pair of non-prescribed spectacles. The lenses work like a pseudo-one-way mirror made to look like a reflective glare so most times the wearer's eyes can't be seen.

The result of these two things combined to create what he termed the Clark Kent Effect. This is a phenomenon where a person can disguise who they are and completely change someone's perception of them through the power of a simple pair of clear glasses. Of course there's more to it than that and he'd need to change his mannerisms, posture and such to sell the idea of a mild mannered office worker but so far he can see a stark difference between himself with and without the glasses.

The first thought that came to mind when he wore the damn thing was "I look like a nerd. But I guess that's the point."

Nerds are non-threatening, easily approachable and can be trusted, at least more so than Yakuza wannabes. This whole situation came following Tomoro's discovery of his unwitting likeness to said Yakuza wannabes. He's tried and failed multiple job interviews for no other reasons than the interviewers thought he would be a flight risk for their company in some way.

It wasn't even just his appearance either but certain background information about him were sketchy. Tomoro wasn't exactly your typical citizen, he didn't attend any schools and he only recently managed to earn a GED. Not that such a thing was rare considering how fucked the world is. That is especially for the case of those living outside the city. Companies are willing to give displaced civilians who earned their diplomas the benefit of the doubt.

In Tomoro's case he has gotten callbacks from most companies he applied to work at but whenever they get to interview him they always turn him down. At one point security thought he was affiliated with the local crime family and said the crime family even mistook him for one of their members. It was the most ridiculous set of circumstances he's ever been involved in.

The whole point of changing his appearance was to make it so that the interviewer didn't need to scrutinize his background. Hence his attempts at looking professional for job interviews. That and also one interviewer straight up told him that he doesn't look the part of a corporate professional.

That's when he knew this needed some drastic attention. If he was going to find a job before his savings ran out, then his appearance needed a complete overhaul. After a few weeks of trying and failing to minimize the effect of his appearance and maximize his professionalism he was down to two options. Since he was unwilling to do plastic surgery this was his best bet, and oh the irony, because he got it from watching a TV drama.

Well through whatever cosmic irony it actually seemed to work or at least it did a pretty good job of it. Now he just needed to test it out. A moment after these thoughts he heard some knocking at the door.

"Ask and ye shall receive," he mumbled, making his way towards the door.

He opened the door to find Saitama. He was wearing the same tracksuit looking a little worse for wear but much better than when they first got acquainted after one of his sessions. Saitama blinked staring at Tomoro for a moment before he gained a confused look and glanced at the door before speaking.

"Oh sorry I got the wrong room."

"It's me you idiot" he said taking off the glasses.

This revelation was apparently so shocking it floored Saitama's brain "eeeehhhhh? You look completely different now!"

'At least the disguise works.'

He allowed Saitama inside.

'Or maybe Saitama's just dumb enough to fall for something so simple'

He's known Saitama for over a month now. After Tomoro assisted him in their first meeting the two have built a rapport. Well actually Saitama has a tendency to mooch off of Tomoro every once in a while and Tomoro allows this for reasons. Also because they were the only two people living here so it would be foolish to not at least be friendly with each other.

Tomoro respects Saitama's grind in how he tackles the hellish undertaking he set for himself. Saitama absolutely did not heed Tomoro's warning about pacing himself and went ahead with keeping up his ludicrous training regimen every day without fail. So the first time he had to assist Saitama to his house wouldn't the last. Because of the fallout from the training most times he wasn't in the best shape to do part-time jobs or even take care of himself.

That's where Tomoro comes in, basically acting as Saitama's caretaker for which the younger man absolutely takes advantage of his generosity to mooch off of him. For Tomoro's part he never fails to give an earful to the younger man who tends to ignore it which is annoying but the banter they have was something he secretly looked forward to.

He figured it was the same for the younger man as well.

"You finally got rid of the yakuza look; that's awesome."

"Oi, shut up about my look punk" he said with visible irritation.

"No but seriously you looked like a completely different person just then, wow."

"You know if you keep talking I'll show you some good ol' Yakuza violence firsthand" he spoke while cracking his knuckles.

"Okay, I'll stop now."

Calming down with a huff Tomoro gave him a once over "how are you feeling?"

"Pretty good actually" Saitama smiled "I don't feel too sore anymore."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I think I'm getting used to it."

"Did you take my advice?"

"Nope"

"Does that training even work?"

Saitama paused "uh well, I'm definitely stronger."

"You've never exercised before you started training so of course you're going to be stronger. The question is if you think this will make you strong enough to fight monsters like you wanted. And even then how far are you going to take it? When do you plan to stop? How strong do you intend to be?"

Those were all valid questions which Saitama didn't have an answer to as he sat there in contemplation.

"Something to think about" Tomoro finished before leaving him to make some dinner.

Tomoro never saw Saitama look at his fist with a determined expression.

Several Days Later

He'd finally done it!

It turns out that it really was his natural face that was sabotaging his job prospects.

But with his 'disguise' in place he was able to get a job at a small accounting firm. Not his first, second or third choice but beggars can't be choosers. Tomoro's good mood evaporated once he arrived on his street to find a most unwelcome sight.

"Saitama!"

The younger man was lying on the side of the road, looking like he had been mauled by a wild animal. His tracksuit was ripped and dirtied, his skin was bruised and damaged, and that wasn't even mentioning the blood splotches.

"Dammit Saitama what the hell happened to you?"

He didn't seem to be conscious.

He looked around for help but then realized they were in a ghost town. Neither of them had a cellphone which meant he would need to carry Saitama to the nearest hospital.

"Shit."

He pressed his lips together 'maybe I should-'

His thoughts are interrupted by sounds coming from the insensate man.

"…w…ks…"

"Hey I'm going to bring you to a hospital alright? What the hell happened?"

"Monster"

"You got attacked by a monster?"

Of course he did; monster sightings were the reasons why this place was abandoned after all. Frankly it was a miracle they didn't encounter any for how long they've been living there.

Despite this Saitama started chuckling.

"You can laugh in a situation like this?" Tomoro felt like punching him.

"Yeah…" the punk replied with a grin and for the first time Tomoro could see his dark eyes; they had a fire in them he had not seen before, "because the training works."

"What are you talking about?"

"You asked how I would know if my training works. So I found a monster, fought it and beat it."

Tomoro stared at Saitama like the nut job he is "you went hunting for monsters?"

"A monster attacked me so I took care of it" he clarified

Now knowing that Saitama willingly risked his life fighting a monster just to prove a point made Tomoro feel a lot less frantic about his current condition.

Reap what you sow and all that.

"Took care of it, huh?" Tomoro replied dryly while giving him an once-over.

"Heh, you should see the other guy."

"Oh, you've got jokes? I don't suppose with you being injured is going to stop you from training tomorrow is it?"

Saitama's smile was confident as he answered "HELL NO!"

Tomoro closed his eyes and smiled "nice answer."

Then he started walking away, leaving Saitama confused.

"Eh? W-wait, where are you going?"

"I finally got a job, and I'm starting tomorrow so I won't have any time to babysit you anymore."

"You're just going to leave!?"

"Think of it as practice for getting your stupid ass out of situations like this when I'm not around."

"You're heartless!"

"If you have energy to complain then you should be able to crawl your way back to your apartment." He raised his fist and spoke sarcastically "don't give up; I'm rooting for you, Saitama."

"You bastard!"

"I'm a 'bastard' now, huh? Well I guess this 'bastard' won't share his leftovers anymore."

"Wait, I take it back you're not a bastard. Please help me!"

The older man looked over his shoulder, then with a smirk and thumbs up, replied, "fight on Saitama."

The look on the young man's face and the tirade he yelled at Tomoro's back were the icing and cherry on top of this cake of a day.

~Present Day~

The incident in City J involving the group of monsters who identified themselves as 'Sea Folk' was resolved. Several heroes were beaten and sent to the hospital during this event by their leader, a monster calling itself the Deep Sea King. It was responsible for putting no less than eight heroes out of commission including three A-Class and two S-Class heroes. Genos happened to be one of the latter although the real reason for his loss was because he sacrificed himself to save a civilian.

Right as he was at the mercy of the monster the unthinkable happened as Mumen Rider arrived and saved Genos' life. The C-Class hero managed to stall the monster long enough for Saitama to arrive and after acknowledging the efforts of Mumen Rider and all the other heroes dealt the finishing blow. A single punch that packed so much force it dispersed the rain clouds over City J. The incident was one of the most harrowing monster attacks in recent memory particularly because the monster managed to find the evacuation center and threatened the civilians.

It was also one of the major triumphs citizens witnessed firsthand the ordeals heroes have to go through to protect them. The danger most of them have to endure and the sacrifices they make risking life and limb to ensure their safety. Everyone had an opinion of course and he'd heard of one prick that tried to downplay the sacrifice of their actions and got clobbered.

'I wish I could have seen it.'

"Mr. Sazaki"

"Hm?" Tomoro glanced at Genos, who had called him "what is it?"

"You were not responding to my earlier calls."

The three were in Saitama's apartment. The situation must have affected the bald man just as well because he had Genos invite Tomoro over for dinner and broke out the high-quality stuff he only saved for special occasions. He wasn't sure why Saitama did this (he wasn't sure why he did a lot of things), especially since his salary ensured that he could eat the good stuff every day for every meal.

"Sorry about that; I was just thinking."

"What about?" Saitama questioned, if only as a generic reply to spark a conversation.

"How life would have been if I wasn't around to babysit your inept ass all the time."

The look Saitama gave him wouldn't have been out of place in an overly masculine shonen manga "oi, you're saying a lot of interesting things there, shitty glasses."

Tomoro smirked as his fingers adjusted his glasses "oh-ho are you denying it, caped baldy?"

As Saitama started defending himself Genos was taking notes; he had started from when Tomoro started speaking. He found that in contrast to his master who would only give little nuggets of wisdom here and there Tomoro was a fountain of knowledge on the subject of the world's strongest man. It only made sense since he was not only Saitama's oldest (and only) friend but is also the only person whose words Genos has seen Saitama take seriously with impunity.

Even if he had a laid-back and nonchalant attitude towards everything it was clear to the cyborg that Saitama values Tomoro's words and their friendship. This in turn has endeared Genos to the older man who on occasion does give him some advice that was surprisingly effective for the young cyborg. It has gotten to the point where Genos could consider the older man an interim for his master despite being a civilian.

Finally, after a losing verbal battle Saitama stood up "I was doing well off before you showed up and I would have done fine even without your help" he shot back, taking what was left of his food and going to watch TV.

"Uh-huh, you remember that time I had to remind you to brush your teeth?"

"Urk," Saitama flinched as the verbal arrow had pierced him.

"Or maybe I should refresh your memory on who had to do your shopping while you were lying comatose on your futon."

"Ugh," another shot.

"Or the fact that you almost had to suffer your hellish training while doing your 'hobby' and working odd jobs because you somehow didn't know that there was a National Superhero Registry or a Hero Association that pays you to do your hobby."

At that Genos blurted out a question that has been on his mind for a while now "how did Master Saitama come to be the hero that he is?"

Tomoro eyed the cyborg, then the baldy "you didn't tell him your origin story?"

"Nope," he replied, getting comfortable as he turned on the TV.

After rolling his eyes Tomoro cast his attention to Genos who flipped his notes to a blank page.

"Okay, so it went like this."

~Two Years Ago~

It has been a little over nine months since Tomoro moved into the rental apartment. He had gotten a job and was taking advantage of the lack of need to pay for rent and utilities to accumulate and make a fortune out of his savings. In contrast his neighbor seems to be struggling to make ends meet which, in all honesty, made sense. For the majority of the time he's known Saitama the man had spent his days doing that harsh training and his nights mostly eating and sleeping.

He apparently isn't in contact with his family because of reasons.

Tomoro deduced that they did not take his lifestyle choices very well and cut him off. Without any financial support from any relatives and his savings seemingly nonexistent he has to work odd jobs to make ends meet. Unfortunately it's hit or miss since most jobs are of the physical labor variety and he usually runs himself ragged during training. It's a good thing he managed to find this apartment which he apparently got the idea to squat in from a kindly older gentleman.

It's gotten better as time went by with Saitama slowly but surely adapting to the ludicrous bar he set for himself. Nowadays not only can he make it back to the apartment without Tomoro picking him up on his way from work but Saitama, the mad lad that he is, has now taken to actively fighting monsters whenever the opportunity arises. If he can fight monsters then doing a few odd jobs to raise funds for his continued existence should be no problem, right?

'And yet more often than not he ends up here.'

Once again Saitama decided to invite himself over to have dinner with his 'good friend', neighbor, and 'aniki' Tomoro Sazaki. Yes Saitama actually referred to him as such on the occasions when he wanted to mooch off of the older man's hospitality which was quite often. At this point Tomoro doesn't complain or at least he doesn't complain as much since he liked the younger man, respected his grit and honestly, he was afraid that if he didn't at least make sure the guy was properly fed then he might just get himself killed through malnutrition.

This was Tomoro's way of contributing to the growth of this hero-in-the-making because apparently Saitama won't consider himself as such until his training was complete. And when did he consider his training complete? Well, after a few conversations he agreed to stop when his body had completely adapted to his regimen. When he can do consecutive 100 reps of sit-ups, push-ups, and squats followed by a 10-kilometer run without any sort of strain whatsoever then he would be satisfied.

That was the 'compromise' he and Tomoro agreed on, and it was shaping up to be a good benchmark for him to stop. Just a few months of this standard strength training and Saitama was already knocking out low-threat level monsters with a single punch. With the amount of times Saitama has shared a story like that Tomoro has taken to calling him One-Punch Man as a joke.

There was something that bothered him though. It was a topic that he had been meaning to bring up for a while now but it always slipped his mind. It happened to pop up in his head when he remembered the news coverage that day so he brought up the topic while they were eating.

"So, when are you going to sign up in the National Superhero Registry?"

Saitama stared at him, "Thuh wha?"

"Swallow your food before speaking" he chided.

Tomoro could swear sometimes it felt like he was Saitama's dad or something.

"Sorry, so what were you saying?"

"The National Superhero Registry"

"What's that?"

Tomoro opened his mouth, probably to reprimand him, paused, and gave the man a considering look. "Saitama."

"Yeah?"

"You watch the news lately? Or like, for the past year."

At the question Saitama raked his hand through his short, dark hair as he answered, "I mean, not really? I think I see some of the broadcasts but not all the time."

Tomoro hummed, "you do realize there are actual professional heroes right?"

Saitama raised an eyebrow "well duh, of course there are other heroes."

Otherwise, where would he get the idea to become a hero in the first place?

"Right, right, I just had to make sure," he paused. "Well since you don't know. A few wealthy businessmen decided to pool their resources and create an organization called the 'Hero Association' that recruits heroes."

Saitama blinked, looking interested "oh?"

"Yeah, and they managed to partner with the government to create a National Superhero Registry. People sign up, do some tests, and depending on how well they go, can join the Hero association with an assigned rank in one of three classes, A, B, or C."

"Okay…"

"So when are you going to sign up?"

"Eh…" Saitama edged "that doesn't sound like my style."

"Why not?"

"Do I have to sign up?"

"Do you have to? No, you have a choice but I highly recommend you do it."

"Why?"

Tomoro pinched the bridge of his nose "Saitama, the Hero Association is a large-scale privately funded organization that is nationally recognized with government sanctions."

"So? It's not like I need to join some organization to be a hero."

"Fair point, but I think you're overlooking something important."

"What?"

"As a government-sanctioned private corporation you can say that the heroes are employees and any employee under an organization receives a salary."

Saitama looked thoughtful but ultimately troubled. Tomoro knew that the man had some deep-seethed issues with corporations but regardless he needed this whether he liked it or not.

"Look Saitama, as much as I don't mind sharing my food, are you seriously thinking of mooching off of me for the foreseeable future?"

The younger man winced a little. Coming over for food was basically a routine that Saitama doesn't even really think about at this point.

And it occurred to him, 'I guess he moved here for the same reason I did in the end.'

The reason being that they couldn't afford anywhere else, and just because Tomoro was lucky enough to get a steady job and was nice enough to accommodate him doesn't change that fact.

'It's no excuse to mooch off of him forever.'

The last nail in the coffin came from Tomoro himself "think of it this way Saitama. You'll be getting paid for doing your hobby. How many people are lucky enough to have that opportunity?"

Saitama actually chuckled at the thought "you're right, I'll sign up this weekend," he paused before sheepishly asking "uh, where do I go exactly?"

Tomoro rolled his eyes 'this guy I swear…'

~Present Day~

"Then after that, he went to the Hero Association branch and did the test. He breezed through the physical section but totally bombed in the written section. Like worst scores in the association's history so far."

"It wasn't that bad!"

"Yes it was," Tomoro snorted "it was so bad that despite breaking records at the time for the physical portion he ended up in C-Class."

This information was pure gold for the disciple of Saitama. He'd never been able to broach the subject of his master's origins as the man seemed disinterested and dismissive about speaking on it. Tomoro was helping in filling in some blanks about the man's history, a time when the One-Punch Man was just an ordinary man.

It finally dawned on Genos as his eyes literally flashed with intrigue "did you witness master's training?"

If he did then…

"Witnessed? No, but I was the one who had to drag his half-dead body back to his apartment and play butler while he was bedridden."

"So you acted as master Saitama's caretaker."

"More or less," Tomoro replied "at least he wasn't so dependent after he joined the Hero Association. Somehow he managed to make his new 'job' work without compromising the integrity of his training regimen which is damn impressive."

'Indeed' Genos mentally agreed.

"He eventually got used to the effects of his training. I can clearly remember it, the day he gained that monstrous strength" his glasses flashed as he said this.

"The day Master Saitama gained his strength?"

"Yeah, when he became the invincible bald wonder," he gave Saitama a knowing look as he continued "that day."

Saitama's pretending to not be paying attention expression morphed into one of comical annoyance "don't you dare."

"See Genos, it all started one morning in the last year or so when Saitama was starting to get noticed for all his deeds…"

While Tomoro gave his version of events Saitama could not help but reminisce on his rise to his current status.

~One and a Half Years Ago~

"You know Saitama, maybe you should get like a portable radio set on the Hero Association channel or a phone with that Hero app."

"Eh, why would I need that?"

"Idiot, so you can listen to any announcements or get updates about monster attacks or crimes taking place."

"Nah, I don't need any of that. All I have to do is just follow the screaming when a monster attacks or listen for any news of heroes and they'll lead me straight to trouble."

"You sure about that? I mean, are you really sure about that?"

"Yeah, I'll be fine."

'Is what I said, but'


"Wait, this is a shelter?" Saitama questioned with a blink.

"Yes, we'll be safe here," spoke a civilian.

Saitama had heard the sirens and ran out in search of the threat but instead of finding said threat he ended up here. Now that he realized where he was he could only lament on his shortsightedness.

"Crap, this isn't where I wanted to be! They said they were heroes, so I thought if I followed them then I'd get to the monsters," he spoke out his thoughts in a panic whilst glancing at three beaten up heroes.

He had followed them hoping they would lead him to the action. He even introduced himself as a hero but clearly he could see they thought he was weak because they lost and he was in the same class as them. If he had some kind of radio or that damn phone app he would have been able to find where he was going.

'He was right, I messed up...again!'

Saitama hated when Tomoro was right about stuff but in his defense both the radio and phone brand for which the hero app was available were expensive as all hell.

'Even with my salary I wasn't made out of money dammit!'

While Saitama was having a mini freak out the civilians around him were put off by him. He paid them no mind as he made his back through the crowd.

One of them noticed this and asked "hey, where are you going?"

"I'm leaving," he answered, but the moment he did, the crowd started to hold him back. "Hey, what the hell are you doing? Let me go—DON'T GRAB MY HAIR!"

"Hold him back!"

"This guy has a death wish!"

"He's actually trying to go out there!"

"Someone call security; this guy's having a mental breakdown!"

Using his superior strength, Saitama was able to shrug off most of them, but they were persistent in 'helping' him in not throwing his life away.

"Would you knock it off? I'm not crazy. I'm a B-Class hero from the Hero Association!"

That put a halt to the crowd's struggle as one of them asked, "you're a hero?"

"Yes!"

As he said this more murmurs about 'useless heroes' started to surface though Saitama was either oblivious or willfully ignorant to their words.

Finally, an official-looking woman who worked for the Hero Association finally showed up and asked "excuse me but what seems to be the problem here?"

"I'm a hero; I got mixed up and ended up here by accident."

"You are a hero?"

"Yes"

Saitama knew he doesn't necessarily dress like most heroes but it's kind of annoying that he gets asked that question every time he says that he's a hero.

The woman seems to have recovered and began to speak, "well, regardless, when the defense systems are online, all exit doors of the shelter are sealed."

"So I can't get out?" Saitama asked looking deflated.

The woman nods, "that's correct."

"Well, can't you make an exception? It's easier if I just take out the monster, right? Then none of us would have to be here."

There were scoffs, looks of disbelief expressed by the nearby civilians as they regarded this man (who looked no different from another civilian) who wanted to 'take out' the monster who beat three pro-heroes. It sounded laughable and there were quite a few in the crowd who were amused and felt pity for the obviously delusional man.

The Hero Association rep too felt pity for this man and answered "I am afraid I cannot make that exception."

'Shit!' he started looking around 'does that mean I have to make my own exit? It should be fine, right? Compared to the destruction that monster is probably making a broken door should be low on their list of priorities right?'

"Saitama?"

The man flinched and looked back to find his neighbor of all people standing before him.

"Tomoro, what are you doing here?"

"I should be asking you that? The evacuation order came in while I was at work so they shuttled us over here. What are you doing here? Was that monster too much for you?"

A short explanation later…

"And you wonder why I told you to get that phone app," Tomoro noted with no small amount of disappointment.

Saitama hated when he got like that; it was like he was being scolded by his parents all over again. He didn't even bother starting an argument with him.

"Alright, alright, I get it. I'll buy a phone and get the stupid app. Right now there's a more pressing matter!"

Tomoro nodded "how you're going to get out and beat that monster?"

"I have to use the toilet" Saitama interrupted at the same time Tomoro spoke.

There was a brief lull at that, and Tomoro used it to silently push up his glasses by the bridge, a habit he recently picked up when dealing with Saitama. It was either that or a dope slap up the side of his head and unfortunately the latter became ineffective after Saitama's durability went into the superhuman range.

On the other hand "Saitama, this shelter doesn't have toilets."

"HUH!? Wait, isn't that like a huge design flaw?"

Tomoro opened his mouth, probably to reprimand him (Saitama could tell from his expression), only for him to pause. The facility was created to house a good chunk of the city's entire population and it had a laundry list of defenses and security measures but they didn't think to put in something as simple as a bathroom?

Grudgingly, the older man nodded in agreement "you're right, that is a huge design flaw."

"Right?"

"I'm surprised you haven't punched your way out the wall."

"Eh, what kind of person do you think I am?"

Tomoro raised a brow "do you really want me to answer that?"

"Screw you and for your information I'm not about to randomly destroy property. Next thing you know they're knocking at my door demanding compensation—why are you looking at me like that!?"

"I'm sorry, it's just-" he sniffled and wiped away a fake tear "you're finally growing up."

"You're an asshole, you know that?"

"Anyway, as much as I applaud your consideration, I think this might be one of the rare times when some collateral might be acceptable."

"What do you mean?"

"Saitama you've got a monster wreaking havoc in the city. It took out B-Class and A-Class Heroes already. I can guarantee you that unless one of those new 'S-Class' heroes show up they are going to bump up the threat level and send in some elite soldiers."

"How do you know that?"

"You know the Hero Association post protocols for this stuff on their website, right?"

"Dunno, never really checked it out."

"Of course you didn't. The bottom line is the Hero Association will forgive you if you give them a good reason for the collateral damage on one of their state of the art shelters that supposed to be capable of withstanding monster atatcks." Saitama opened his mouth "and no, they won't take I had to use the bathroom as a valid excuse."

"That's not what I was going to say!" Saitama yelled hotly before calming down, "so basically I just have to beat the monster after breaking the wall and I'm good?"

"Yes"

"You could have said that from the beginning!"

"And have you make the same mistake at some point down the line? No, you need to actually understand this stuff Saitama."

"Yeah, yeah whatever," he made his way through the crowd again.

"Kick its ass, One-Punch Man."

Saitama rolled his eyes at the name while making his way through the crowd, and as he did, he gained some attention from the onlookers.

"Look, it's that weird guy again."

"The so-called 'hero,' lol."

"Where are you going?"

"Going out to take care of the monster," Saitama answered curtly until he reached the nearest wall.

"That's a wall, dude," one man snickered.

"Let's just ignore him."

With a simple jab Saitama punched a hole in the reinforced and allegedly impregnable fortress then hopped out leaving a room full of gaping bystanders. The first thing Saitama did when he left the shelter was to head for the nearest convenience store and use their bathroom. Afterwards, he spent close to an hour scouring the empty city looking for the monster. He was fortunate enough to catch it right as it overwhelmed two other heroes and defeated it with a single mighty punch that blew a giant hole through it.

"Whew, looks like I made it on time," he turned to the other heroes, "are you guys okay?"

The two heroes could only gape at the tracksuit-wearing man who managed to defeat the 170,000-year-old Magicicada Larva with a single punch.

"W-who are you?"

Saitama smirked, "I'm B-Class Rank 27 pro hero, Saitama."

While the one who asked was still in disbelief, the other one had the wherewithal to gather his wits and say, "t-thank you for saving us Saitama."

"No problem," Saitama rubbed his nose.

Appreciation was one of the perks of the job that he didn't know he wanted until it was shown to him. It was weird how he didn't become a hero for the fame or adoration but nonetheless liked it when people gave it to him. Regardless it was another job well done and unbeknownst to Saitama it would be his 'biggest' takedown to date at the time. However, while he would be oblivious to the ramifications of his latest victory certain forces were not so ignorant as to its significance, and protocols unknown to the B-Class hero would be enacted.

Later That Day…

"S-Class?"

It was a confused Saitama who sat before a group of Hero Association executives. After he destroyed the monster Saitama had stuck around to claim credit for his kill as per protocol. It was kind of a pain to do but he'd been advised by Tomoro not to leave as soon as he finished a monster off lest he be a victim of fraud with other heroes claiming his kill and reaping the benefits. He actually didn't mind it this time around since this particular monster caused such a mess, he was bound to get a major payday for it.

What he didn't expect was to be invited to the Hero Association's main headquarters for a meeting with some corporate bigwigs who were interested in bumping up his rank. He expected to go up in the rankings but in all honesty he didn't much care for them. C-Class forced him to meet a weekly quota of crime which was a pain to deal with but ever since he went to B-Class he didn't have to meet said quota and got a steady income that increased based on his contributions which he was cool with it.

Rankings were just one of the many things he knew existed but never paid attention to. Even Tomoro told him that his rankings from B-Class upwards weren't really important since they didn't really affect the way he operated. The same couldn't be said for S-Class however. There were a bunch of things that would be different where that class was concerned. At least that's what Tomoro thought when the new rank came up in conversation that one time.

"Yes, you see we have been scouting for unique individuals amongst the current ranks of our heroes. We understand that the skills demonstrated during the initial test at the National Superhero Registry are not indicative of the skills of certain individuals, and so we-"

"Excuse me, but could you put down all that explanation stuff on a pamphlet or something?" Saitama interrupted what he knew was going to be a long speech he had no interest in hearing.

The executive turned to his colleagues who gave him shrugs not really knowing what to make of the man so he merely gave a nod, "very well, does that mean you agree to go into the S-Class rank?"

"Do I have to change the way I do my hero work?"

"No"

"Then sure, I'll go into S-Class."

"Excellent. If you have any requests the Hero Association will try its best to accommodate you."

Saitama tapped his chin 'wasn't there something-oh right!' He tapped a fist to his palm in realization.

"Do you have like a phone or something I can use to get updates on monster attacks?"

"That can be arranged."

"Awesome," he stood "well, if that's all…"

"Wait"

"Hm?"

"There is the matter of your hero name."

Saitama blinked, "just use my name."

"I'm afraid that's not how it works, Mr. Saitama. For the sake of security and public perception all heroes need a codename or a 'hero name' in order to properly operate."

Saitama sighed, feeling a bit annoyed. 'I guess using my real name for a hero name isn't very cool at all. Argh, but it's going to be a pain in the ass coming up with something.'

"Ah, not to worry, we have already come up with a few names based on your appearance and how you operate."

"Oh?"

'Well, I guess if they have some suggestions I could use-'

"Tracksuit Man"

'…or not' Saitama felt his eyebrow twitch and at least one other executive cringed.

Saitama, who was currently wearing his tracksuit, gave the man a long, blank stare before muttering a single word, "no."

Nervously, the man continued down the list of names but none interested Saitama. While this was going on a thought suddenly entered his mind.

'Alright, let's go with that'

"Stop" He suddenly interrupted whatever inane name the executive said, "I've decided on my hero name."

"What is it?"

"One-Punch Man"

And with that, Saitama got up to leave, but not before one of the executives spoke up.

"You can pick up the 'S-Class pamphlet' at the reception desk on your way out.

"Okay," he said, giving an overhead wave as he left through the door.

~Present Day~

"So you gave Master Saitama his hero name?" Genos questioned while taking a pause in his note-taking, which somehow filled up almost the entire book.

"If you want to be technical about it, then yes."

Saitama scoffed in the background, "it was just more convenient to use it than what those executives were suggesting."

"They suggested Tracksuit Man, didn't they?"

"…"

"Yeah, I thought so. From what I understand those executives are responsible for assigning names when a nameless hero becomes popular enough. They are also notorious for their shitty naming sense. You better be careful Genos or you might just become the victim of their terrible naming sense."

"I do not mind; a name does not impact my combat effectiveness."

"Well, if you feel that way but you'd be surprised about what could affect your combat effectiveness"

Genos immediately picked up on the inflection within those words, "what do you mean?"

"I'll use an example: Saitama originally got his yellow monstrosity of a suit from a retired tailor he helped out."

"Hey, don't diss my uniform!"

"Anyway, Saitama was embarrassed to be seen wearing it. So every time trouble popped up it was a war to decide whether he would wear it or conveniently forget about it. If he didn't wear it then he'd go about taking care of trouble like he usually did but if he did wear it then he would move faster in hopes that no one would see him. It didn't always work and for the first few times he fled immediately after defeating a monster."

"I see, so Master Saitama's appearance affected how he went about doing his hero work." He didn't stop taking notes as he spoke.

"Exactly, and this went for a few weeks until," Tomoro smirked "his hair fell out one day, and he became completely bald."

"Grr," a look at Saitama had him looking over his shoulder in annoyance.

Tomoro continued "after a few futile attempts at growing it back he stopped caring about his personal appearance and began wearing that yellow jumpsuit out in the open. Nowadays he could care less about what people think so it doesn't affect his 'combat effectiveness' anymore."

"If that is the case, I don't understand what you meant when you implied that my name could affect my combat effectiveness."

Tomoro shook his head "it's not about the name or your appearance, Genos. Saitama is overpowered and virtually invincible. There is no one he couldn't beat and there is nothing that can hurt him. His combat effectiveness could only be affected by his own mentality. He used to feel embarrassed about wearing his hero suit and that affected how he performed on the field. You, on the other hand are not invincible and even though you are strong you aren't that strong. You don't care about public perception, which is good, but you don't really consider things outside your comfort zone either."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, how come you didn't take up Silver Fang's offer to learn his martial arts?"

It came up in conversation after the meteor incident that Silver Fang had offered to train Genos in his martial arts, but the cyborg turned him down, citing that

"It is unneeded."

"Why?"

"Silver Fang's martial art, the Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist, is a defensive martial art; however, what I need is pure destructive power."

"No offense Genos but that sounds extremely shortsighted" Tomoro stated bluntly.

The cyborg's eyes momentarily widen before focusing looking more like lenses "please explain."

"Don't get me wrong, if you want to get stronger, that's no problem, but it sounds like you want all offense and no defense."

"If I have enough speed and power to overwhelm my enemies effectively then there will not be a reason to invest in defensive measures."

"Ah, but life doesn't work like that. You're a cyborg and from what I understand you have a scientist who can fix you up whenever something breaks."

Genos nodded "Dr. Kuseno."

"Right, Dr. Kuseno is like your safety net so you might not really care much for your body. I won't go into how over relying on someone could get you in trouble but think of it like this. How many times have you fought someone and you ended up having to go to Dr. Kuseno for repairs?"

Genos could admit that his visits to Dr. Kuseno in the past had been moderate. At most he'd visit him for status reports, tune-ups and the occasional minor repair. Recently though, he's found himself having to be picked up by the doctor's drones and transported back to the lab at a higher frequency. He never thought much about it but now that it was being identified he could see how such a thing could be a detriment. Genos put the thought behind him for now as Tomoro continued.

"What if you meet someone just as strong and just as fast but they can take your hits? Would you be able to do the same? What if you end up fighting someone just as strong as you but much faster? Could you survive long enough to think of a way to beat them? Or what if you meet someone you couldn't hope to defeat with your current strength? Would you be able to retreat to think of a plan of attack?"

Genos had no words to these questions because they weren't hypothetical scenarios but past confrontations the memories of which were being brought to the forefront in HD clarity by his cybernetic brain.

Someone just as strong and just as fast but they can take his hits?

Deep Sea King.

Someone just as strong but much faster?

Mosquito Girl.

Someone he couldn't hope to defeat with his current strength?

Carnage Kabuto.



He already knew the answers to Tomoro's questions and they all ended with him in various states of defeat. Suddenly his words about over relying on Dr. Kuseno to fix him after incurring damages made the sting of his defeats all the more prominent.

"I never thought of that," Genos whispered before his eyes went to his actual master,

"You should listen to him, Genos,"

The voice had Genos turn to find Saitama paying attention to their conversation.

"Master?"

The bald man kept his stoic expression as he repeated "you should listen to him. He knows what he's talking about."

With those words the cyborg nodded and gave an enthusiastic "yes Master!" Then he stood and bowed towards Tomoro. "Thank you for bringing these flaws to my attention Mr. Sazaki!"

A little put off by his exuberance Tomoro could only acknowledge his words with a nod and a placating "you're welcome."

Nothing else of note would happen for the remainder of Tomoro's stay; however, throughout it all, Genos kept thinking of his words and the hypothetical scenarios those words could create.

'I will consult with Dr. Kuseno for additional defensive options'

~To Be Continued~

Author's Notes: So in regards to this conversation I never actually went deep into how Genos operates and kept him relatively the same with only minor changes. I admit I was relying too much on the canon material there and didn't have the confidence to really go in on the idea of a better prepared Genos until I found myself forced to confront it (ie when I reached the end of manga chapters currently out).

That's going to have to change I think though I'm still nervous about it I will endeavor to try my hand so to speak.
 
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I wasn't thinking of martial arts, but you got just about the same idea I did as to how Genos can train. Focusing on mental training and personal skills.

Say, since Saitama joined the Hero Association then wouldn't that mean "King" isn't a hero? Because he made his way unwittingly into S-Rank entirely by having Saitama's victories be pinned on him due to his intimidating appearance.
 
I wasn't thinking of martial arts, but you got just about the same idea I did as to how Genos can train. Focusing on mental training and personal skills.

Say, since Saitama joined the Hero Association then wouldn't that mean "King" isn't a hero? Because he made his way unwittingly into S-Rank entirely by having Saitama's victories be pinned on him due to his intimidating appearance.
That's right, Saitama is taking up King's spot in the Hero Association in all but name.
 
I suppose Saitama's training was to try to achieve the 100hds in 1 sitting and trying repeatedly and failing until exhaustion. I can only think that way to make sense on something that is supposed to not make sense at sll
 
I suppose Saitama's training was to try to achieve the 100hds in 1 sitting and trying repeatedly and failing until exhaustion. I can only think that way to make sense on something that is supposed to not make sense at sll
The way I figure Saitama's thought process is that he picked a bunch of random strength exercises, picked a high difficulty bar (100 sets/10km) and stubbornly stuck with it without any reference to proper exercise techniques and pacing. Also he didn't fail those reps by the time Tomoro moved in, he absolutely did all those sets and dragged himself back home. Saitama wasn't exactly normal even before he became invincible since he managed to kill a relatively strong monster as an untrained civilian with nothing but his will and grit.
 
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The way I figure Saitama's thought process is that he picked a bunch of random strength exercises, picked a high difficulty bar (100 sets/10km) and stubbornly stuck with it without any reference to proper execise techniques and pacing. Also he didn't fail those reps by the time Tomoro moved in, he absolutely did all those sets and dragged himself back home. Saitama wasn't exactly normal even before he became invincible sine he managed to kill a relatively strong monster as an untrained civilian with nothing but his will and grit.
I think that the scene where his eyes glowed is the moment he got his power
 
When he can do consecutive 100 reps of sit-ups, push-ups and squats followed by a 10km run without any sort of strain whatsoever that is when he would be satisfied.
This is the important bit I think. He didn't stop until exercise no longer even felt like anything at all. No resistance, no strain, no sense of effort required to do those exercises at all.
 
Interesting, I'm really enjoying this.
Though King isn't here, he can prob meet up later as they share interest.
What did he work as before being "King" though.
 
What if that bit mentioning the Purple Aura was a red herring and King was the actual GoD instead of Tomoro.
 
Chapter 3
Today was a big day for Tomoro Sazaki, well today was a big day for the company he worked at and thereby him. About two months ago his firm was contacted by a client who wished to remain anonymous. This person had a high corporate position at Star Enterprise LLC the company which has merchandising rights to the popular character Sailor Star and involved in many different business across the world. This anonymous client was in a position to acquire the entire accounting books of Star Enterprise and they hired their small accounting firm to go over them in search of any unscrupulous dealings.

For this most important task several of the firm's top accountants were selected to work on it. Naturally this included Tomoro since he was the best and most efficient accountant in the firm, his boss' words not his. Star Enterprise was huge so they had a lot of ground to cover but after two months of fine combing and consideration they were ready to present their findings.

The client requested an in-person meet with the team who worked on it to discuss their findings. Said meeting took place in City A at the Star Enterprise headquarters. This would be the first time they would have made personal contact with the client so they would not know what to expect. Tomoro suspected that whoever hired their firm must have been a corporate executive or someone along that line. Most likely they were given the order to do so by someone higher or looking to take the initiative to impress.

The client was being very cautious in their methods. They could have hired any number of larger scaled accounting firms who have also proven themselves reliable. Instead they chose to hire one that was small (both in scale and scope of practice), is relatively recent, had yet to make any significant impact or connections in the business world and was located in the city that was geographically the farthest from City A.

Obviously whoever this person was wanted to keep this matter as private as possible which made sense based on what Tomoro and the others had found when going over their books. Regardless of what they thought going into that fancy conference room none of them, not even Tomoro was prepared to be faced with who they actually met.

For meeting them in that private conference on the literal top floor of the 100+ floor skyscraper was none other than Solaria Star.

~O~

For context, the history of Star Enterprise began from a collection of books about the titular character named Sailor Star. It is said that the books were based on the memoirs of a heroine who actually existed and operated in the distant past. The books gained great success and controversy during the times when they were written due to the legitimacy issues of them being based on true events.

The writer of the original Sailor Star series of books was a woman by the name Nebula Nova. Before she passed away some years after the books were published, Nebula used the money gained from publication to put her daughter, Meteora Nova, through school and live in retirement. Meteora ended up graduating with a business degree and used the inherited rights of her mother's work to pitch the story idea to various agencies in hopes of getting an adaptation.

She managed to successfully pitch her idea and impress a famous mangaka by the name of ZERO who in turn convinced her editor to allow the series to run. It first came out as a oneshot to test the waters before becoming a lengthy series with over five hundred chapters. It was so popular that in the middle of its run Meteora was approached with an opportunity for an anime adaptation. She agreed but only if she had creative control of the process, this was something she would not budge in.

The widespread fame of the Sailor Star anime enabled Meteora to create the Sailor Star LLC to retain the rights to the Sailor Star name. From the original books to the mangas, anime, TV specials, movies, various spinoffs, videogames, clothing line, toys and etc Sailor Star LLC, specifically Meteora, owned the rights to this iconic franchise. Around this time Meteora had a daughter named Solaria who managed to propel herself and the company to new heights.

Solaria did not take after her mother at first, she was not a businesswoman nor was she like her grandmother in being a great writer/storyteller. Solaria Nova was simply and unironically a star, a multi talented individual with singing, dancing, acting, voice acting, directing, producing, modeling, fashion designing, sculpting and painting among her most well known talents. She used her various talents and clout to bolster Sailor Star LLC to global recognition. In simpler terms she was for Sailor Star LLC what Amai Mask is to the Hero Association.

Solaria Nova became the biggest and most recognized idol of her generation. She has won numerous awards and some of her works have been preserved by the national registry for cultural significance. Her reach and popularity is so widespread that at one point her 'official fan club' became like a widespread cult dubbed the Nova Stars.

The Nova Stars had multiple branches in every city across the continent, enough members to rival a small country and enough clout that when they petitioned to become an actual religion it was something the governments had to seriously consider because as it turns out the cult made millions every year through donations.

Solaria herself would retire from the entertainment scene shortly after the passing of her mother Meteora in order take control of the Sailor Star company. Solaria would use her previous contacts in the entertainment industries from her time as an idol and savvy business acumen to turn a single IP focused company into a multi-faceted entertainment conglomerate.

Sailor Star became a mere fraction of what made up the company with other character licenses, TV channels, news outlets, restaurants, theme parks, art galas, museums, charity organizations and other investments now added to the roster. In celebration with the company's successful transition its name would be changed to Star Enterprise and would continue to enjoy more success as time went by.

~O~

With all that said imagine how a bunch of small time accountants from an equally small but moderately successful accounting firm felt when they walked into the headquarters of the largest multi-trillion dollar conglomerate in the world. Now imagine how they felt when the person they were to meet turns out to be the president and CEO of said multi-trillion dollar conglomerate?

If Tomoro himself was rendered shocked by her presence then he knew for a fact that everyone else could have fainted. His boss in particular looked like he just about shat himself and he couldn't really blame him for it either. Solaria Nova was a sight to behold, her biography put her in her late fifties, however, she looked like she was in her early forties at least. It should also be said that Solaria is a very beautiful woman and the claim of her being the most beautiful woman in the world clearly had credence.

She had pale creamy skin, light auburn hair tied into a corporate bun, dark eyes, pouty lips and a charming smile accentuated by her minimal makeup of a light blush and lip gloss. Her attire was a modest pantsuit consisting of a white blouse over a blue blazer, matching pants and corporate heels. She wore expensive jewelry in the form of earrings and a choker with a sun shaped medallion on it.

"Thank you for meeting with me today" her voice was lithe, bordering husky but with enough professionalism to avoid being blatantly flirtatious.

It was just really soothing to the ears.

"T-uh, n-no problem ma'am-miss Star" the boss stuttered and Tomoro couldn't blame him too much for that since speaking from an objective standpoint Solaria Star was an absolutely stunning woman.

Tomoro could tell she knew the kind of effect she had on people as she seemed patient enough to give the man a minute to compose himself. He managed that just enough to hand the ball over to Tomoro so he could deliver the slam dunk of this little presentation. That was the right call as Tomoro seemed to be the only person (man or woman) who wasn't awestruck by Solaria's presence.

That's not to say that he wasn't affected just not in the way the others were. Tomoro felt something off about the woman, not in a necessarily bad way but noticeable enough that he could tell something was different about her. She must have had the same feeling about him because her eyes locked on his form with a veiled intensity.

Presenting their findings took a little over three hours which included the discussions and a small Q&A session. By the end of it Solaria was looking quite annoyed.

"It was just as I suspected then" she huffed lightly "thank you for your services. I will transfer payment to your account within the hour."

"Not an issue, it was a pleasure doing business with you miss Nova" the boss replied extending a clearly moist hand to shake.

Solaria did just that then smoothly unearth some wipes to clean the sweat of her petite hand before her attention turned to Tomoro.

"Mr. Sazaki?"

"Yes, Miss Nova?"

"It would seem I have you to thank for the efficient work of this presentation."

"I was only doing my job."

"No need to be modest now" she offered a dazzling smile "it would seem I will be in need of employees for my finance department in the not-too-distant future" she hinted "would you say you could be available for an interview?"

'Trying to poach a talented employee from a smaller business right in front of their boss? The nerve of this woman…'

Well he couldn't fault her for the action.

Tomoro looked to his rightfully worried boss and spoke "I am unsure"

"Well, when you are sure feel free to give me a call" she handed him a business card that smelled of the expensive brand of perfume she wore.

"Thank you…" he trailed off a bit as some commotion out of the office seemed to grab his attention.

Solaria followed suit except she went ahead to see what said commotion was about. Out of the conference room, just a little down the hall was the wide clear glass window. Star Enterprises had over 100 floors and they were at the very top which was reserved solely for Solaria's use. After that was the rooftop so everyone had a very clear view of the skyline or would have if not for it being currently obscured.

For the first time Solaria wasn't the center of attention in a room which was understandable as even she too stared at the massive spaceship floating above, obscuring the city skyline. The ship was truly massive, seeming to cover most of the city and it was just floating there silently. As everyone made their shock, confusion and anxiousness verbally known Tomoro looked up at the craft and a single thought came to mind.

'I knew something felt off about today.'

Beside him Solaria whispered "oh not this again."

The comment made him glance towards her however his concentration was taken again when the ship's underbelly started to glow with hundreds of dark purple blinking lights. This time Tomoro's reaction was more pronounced in that his eye brows shot above the rim of glasses into his hairline.

"Oh-"

"Shit!"

The voice came from directly beside him where Solaria stood but before he could spare her a glance of incredulity at the use of such crass language. A moment later the flash intensified to blinding and a split second afterwards the entire city was carpet bombed.

~O~

'This was not how I pictured today going.'

That was the thought of Solaria Nova, former model, actress and idol now turned CEO and mogul.

'First I find that some executives on the board of directors have been undermining my authority to make under-the-table deals, then there's an alien invasion and now this.'

"I did not see this coming" beside her Tomoro Sazaki stated bluntly.

"You and I both Mr. Sazaki." came Solaria's reply.

The two of them were about the only ones currently not reeling from the massive carpet bombing by the alien spacecraft. They were the only people currently not affected by it at all really.

"Mr. Sazaki, you have some explaining to do."

Solaria spoke as she noted the man's hand was raised with his palm facing the ceiling where a hole that definitely wasn't there before was present.

"I could say the same for you as well Miss Nova or should I say Sailor Star?"

Beside him Solaria Nova had underwent a radical change of appearance. Her auburn hair was now golden blonde, her dark eyes were now a bright blue and most notably she seemed to have a four point golden star dead center of her pupil. Her visage had been youthful before however now she seemed to have regressed in aged appearance to her mid to late twenties. That was not even mentioning the subtle glow that emanated from her in a sort of aura outline.

"Please, Miss Nova is fine" she spoke cordially.

"Alright, as much as we both have questions I think we should save this for later considering the situation" said situation being that a few people had recovered enough to notice that Solaria Nova was now noticeably younger, blonde and faintly glowing.

Solaria blue and literally star-filled eyes met those of the gawkers before she intoned "obliviate"

All around them the eyes of the gawking civilians lost focus before they all fell unconscious. The process took a fraction of a second before her blue and star-eyes were back on Tomoro.

But something 'piqued Tomoro's distant memories and he spoke "what was that?"

"Don't worry they won't have any memories of this"

Solaria glance at the man and was a little shocked at the intense look of concentration he gave her.

Feeling slightly on edge by his stare she asked "is there a problem?"

"Why 'obliviate'?"

What an odd question.

"It is from a dead language and its meaning can be derived as to forget."

Tomoro blinked his mouth parted a bit before he blurted out "was that a spell you just did?"

Solaria rolled her eyes "Yes-yes because I bare a resemblance to a certain Magical Girl."

Tomoro had made the connection between her and Sailor Star almost immediately already. As annoying as it was she couldn't actually blame him either because Solaria's current appearance was almost exactly identical to the character Sailor Star in appearance. And because she looks like a magical girl then her abilities have to be 'spells.'

"I was thinking less 'magical girl' and more 'witch' actually."

"Excuse me?"

Tomoro seems to have collected himself now "you know my memories of home are a little vague by this point but certain things I like to keep alive so I don't forget."

"Where are you going with this?"

"There was this series of books I was a fan of back him about a boy who found out he was a wizard and got accepted into a school of witchcraft and wizardry."

Solaria felt her breath hitch, her eyes widen and her mouth part slightly in shock.

"It's coming back to me now" he tapped the side of his head "I remember the incantation for all their spells was in a certain language including a memory charm with that same name."

Solaria swallowed lightly "what…what was the name of that book series?"

"Harry Potter" they both spoke at once followed by a long pause as they reassessed the other person.

"You're from earth" she stated.

"And so are you."

Another pause but this one was interrupted by the previously forgotten ship preparing another bombardment.

Solaria recovered well enough cleared her throat with a fist "clearly we have a lot of questions for each other but that can come later."

Tomoro nodded "agreed"

Just as the bombardment started it was halted as each of the individual payloads froze midair with a faintly emerald outline. Then the shells flipped up and sent back into the ship with tremendous force, lighting the underside with explosions.

"At least we won't have to worry about that anymore"

Solaria hummed, that first bombardment would have destroyed the city, killing millions. Well it would if not for her intervention but at the same time, her eyes glanced up at the hole in her ceiling and the question had to be asked.

"Mr. Sazaki, could you explain that" she spoke gesturing to the ceiling.

He looked up at it and then back down at her "uh, whoops?"

She crossed her arms and leveled an expectant stare that had him looking at least bashful.

"If that artillery bombing had hit the entire city would have been destroyed"

"I am well aware but that still doesn't explain the hole"

"Since I couldn't allow the shells to hit I sent out an energy wave to preemptively destroy them before they came close."

'He managed to destroy hundreds of missiles spanning the entire city in the blink of an eye. This man is no joke'

"Well I managed to destroy most of them anyway" he continued in a mutter.

"That…actually explains a lot"

"Explain what exactly? Also I have the distinct impression I wasn't the only one to act in that moment."

"I erected a barrier over the city"

"A magical barrier?"

Her glare was unimpressed though it changed to troubled as she gazed at the ship.

"I can feel a powerful presence aboard that ship."

"You're most likely sensing Boros."

"Who?"

"He's the leader of the Dark Matter Thieves" he looked to her and at her questioning look he continued "they're a group of space pirates that travel the galaxy and pillage planets."

"How do you know this?"

Tomoro looked to her "do you not know the world we're currently living in?"

"What do mean?"

"We're in One-Punch Man."

"What does he have to do with this?"

"Not the person the manga, anime and web comic."

"I don't watch that stuff" she informed and a long silence ensued "what?"

Tomoro gaped at her "how did you become a Sailor Moon parody if you don't watch 'that stuff'?"

"I-" she cut herself off shaking her head and changed topics "none of that matters" she pointed at the ship "you seem familiar with that ship, I can assume you knew it was coming and if so then why didn't you inform the Hero Association?"

"I knew it would be here not when it would be here. The series doesn't put dates on its Arcs so I only know the sequence of events and only up to a certain point since I got reincarnated."

Solaria huffed "security is going to be here any minute to check on me, how are we going to handle this 'Boros' character?"

"We don't have to do anything. As far as I know the Hero Association has this handled. They were only caught off guard because the ship came out of nowhere and destroyed City A before they could properly react"

"Well obviously that did not happen" Solaria spoke gesturing to the untouched city.

"All the better because the S-Class Heroes would have defeated the aliens even if that opening salvo had hit. Now they'll do it without any civilian casualties."

For a moment Solaria's frown deepened before conceding his words with a nod. She trusted the S-Class Heroes to handle the situation.

"So about that roof, you're not looking for compensation are you?"

Solaria found amusement in the tinge of worry in his tone.

"The roof can be fixed easily enough" she spoke waving his concerns. Even if the action was unnecessary she could appreciate the effort and a hole in the roof was better to a destroyed city anyway.

"Good"

Suddenly she felt what she assumed was 'Boros' get a spike in power and she wasn't the only one.

"Looks like they're starting" Tomoro intoned and after a moment more they were both alerted to something else "people are trying to get up here."

"This is my personal floor that I made only accessible to me. I made it specifically clear that no one is to disturb this meeting" she spoke with a clear tone of displeasure.

One could question the wisdom of having someone like her alone in a room with complete stranger but in hindsight she was never in any danger to begin with.

"Then an alien invasion happened. I'm sure you can forgive them for worrying about the safety of the most valued person in the building"

"Hmph" with a quick gesture Solaria seemingly summoned a card between her manicured fingers and presented it to Tomoro "this is my personal contact information. I wish to continue this conversation at a later date."

Tomoro took the card, observing the stylized logo and the lavender scent which were features that were definitely not part of the Star Enterprise business card "I can tell not many people have the 'privilege' of receiving this" he mused.

"You would be correct so I ask that you not lose or misplace it"

"I won't, here's my number" he reached for his phone

"No need, I already have your number" she interrupted.

"…"

"I do background checks on anyone and everyone I intend to do business with Mr. Sazaki."

"Fair enough."

Finally Solaria's appearance reverted back to how it was before "I will contact you at a later date to continue, in the meantime" with a snap of her fingers the unconscious men and women began to rouse.

"Shouldn't you have used the enervate spell?" Tomoro quipped.

Solaria's expression betrayed nothing. Her next words on other hand did.

"Shut up"

~O~

In the end Tomoro's prediction came to be and the Hero Association emerged triumphant against the alien invaders. As it would be later explained to him by Genos and Saitama that evening the sequence of events went as such:

Prior to the appearance of the alien ship the Hero Association HQ had been briefly come under attack by a group of avian monsters. These monsters would then be cut down by the alien vanguard that had been posthumously assigned a threat level of Dragon. Following this attack against the monsters the alien ship which had somehow descended onto City A without alerting any of the numerous sensors attempted to carpet bomb the city.

The action would result in a failure as according to the Hero association analysts, most of the shells prematurely detonated before hitting the city. There was also the appearance of a mysterious barrier covering the entire city that further protected it from harm. This resulted in a total of zero collateral and personal damage to City A, a lucky break if they've ever heard one. Following the failed bombardment the S-Class heroes who were coincidentally having a meeting during the attack went out to assess the situation.

Atomic Samurai, Silver Fang, Metal Bat and Puri Puri Prisoner went to immediately engage the alien vanguard with Superalloy Darkshine, Tank Top Master, Tatsumaki and Child Emperor staying close by to act as reserves in case more aliens show up as their position seems to be focal point of the invasion. That left Genos, Flashy Flash, Pig God, Zombieman, Watchdog and Drive Knight to venture into the city to survey the situation, search for possible alien infiltrators and to coordinate with others in the city to help with civilian evacuation.

Saitama managed to board the ship in the initial chaos and wreak general havoc while in search of the alien leader. Child Emperor made attempts at analyzing the spacecraft and managed to successfully reach out to Metal Knight to help expedite the process. Meanwhile Tatsumaki became City A's first (and only) definitive line of defense from more bombardments by using telekinesis to stop the missiles and sending them back at the ship. Saitama confronted the invader's leader sometime after the second failed bombardment and the ensuing battle proved destructive enough to disable the ship's firing mechanism.

Consequently the battle would eventually cause the ship to accrue enough damage to disable whatever system kept it afloat and it began to fall. Thankfully Tatsumaki was able to easily ferry the ship and drop it outside the city limits. In the end, the invasion resulted in zero casualties on earth's side, the death of all the invaders and the acquisition of a mostly intact alien spaceship.

Unfortunately One-Punch Man's fight with alien leader damaged the ship's database so most information relating to the crew and their exploits on other worlds were left unsalvageable. Thankfully the technology within the ship itself was mostly intact, Child Emperor and Metal Knight were commissioned to analyze and reverse engineer it to create better weapons and technology for the Hero Association's benefits.

In not-so-minor news, for his decisive actions during the incident, not to mention fighting an opponent who by all accounts could have been the mythic Disaster Level God threat that Shibabawa warned them about, One-Punch Man was promoted to Rank 4 in the S-Class.

~O~

While everyone was celebrating the Hero Association's big win against the aliens or, in some cases, their promotion up the ranks of the Hero Association Tomoro was facing a personal conundrum.

'I'm not the only person who was reincarnated'

Tomoro had mixed feelings about that, almost as much as he had mixed feelings about being invited out to a private dinner with one of the biggest celebrities in the world. It just so happens that both these problems weren't mutually exclusive at all, quite the opposite really, they both have the same person as the focal point.

"What's wrong Mr. Sazaki? You seem troubled"

The aforementioned celebrity (among other things) who was also a reincarnated soul like himself, Solaria Nova, looked at him from across the threshold of the small dining table separating them. On said table were glasses filled with expensive wine, plates with expensive high quality food eaten in various degrees, expensive cutlery and candles. It was all very intimate and combined with the ambience you would be hard pressed to find anyone who wouldn't think the two of them weren't on some romantic date. The fact that the restaurant was known for dining wealthy couples and was fairly popular was just the icing on the cake.

Was it also mentioned that both Tomoro and Solaria were single? No? Well he's pretty sure should any information leak happen the tabloids would be sure to mention that.

And she wondered why he seemed troubled?

"Why did you insist we meet here, Miss Nova?"

"Well I was famished and I figured you would appreciate finer cuisine. This place has some of the best tasting food"

"Yes, I would expect nothing less from the most popular restaurant in City A" he muttered dryly "do I even want to know how much it cost to reserve the entire place for this meeting?"

"Less than you think since I own the building"

"Of course you do" he muttered "can we please get started already?"

He had just finished eating some of the best food he's ever tasted in either lives and while he wasn't a cheapskate like Saitama, the urge to milk this for all she had was tempting. Not that such a feat was even possible with how absurdly wealthy she was.

"Hm, did something happen? You seem out of sorts."

Tomoro sighed and took off his glasses "let's just say it's been a few of those days for me"

"Why do I feel responsible?" Solaria sarcastically wondered out loud.

"Guilt perhaps" he snarked back with a snort "I didn't think there would be another person reincarnated"

"Neither did I but I've always wondered" she mused "you don't exactly sound too happy about my existence."

"If I was being honest I would have preferred not to know of your existence"

"You certainly know how to make a woman feel special" she stated dryly "keep up that attitude and I might just hold it against you"

"Apologies, up until this point I was under the assumption I was the only person reincarnated in this world. I deliberately kept my presence here small in an admittedly vain attempt at preserving the events I knew would take place"

"Events based on the anime that is similar to this world?"

"Yes"

"Is that the reason why you are squatting in the 'Ghost Town' of City Z while working at a small accounting firm?"

"That is exactly why. Do you honestly think anyone would waste their second life doing something so mundane? And in a world like this?"

"I certainly didn't" she conceded.

"I can see that. A celebrity entertainment mogul running a trillion dollar conglomerate who herself is worth billions helped to shape the entertainment industry as we know it through personal and practical contributions. I should mention that there is no mention of you in the original manga or webcomic."

"Is that a problem?"

"No, I am more concerned with the fact that despite your presence, our presence, events are playing out almost exactly as they did in the story."

"Are you certain?"

"I'm friends with the main character" he rebutted "I've influenced Saitama's place in the world and right now its far removed from what it would have been according to original events."

Solaria's interest was piqued "how so?"

"For one he wouldn't have joined the Hero Association until about a month ago. He would have also been C-Class despite being as powerful as he is now."

Solaria frowned "that is impossible. With his strength he would have instantly gained a spot in the S-Class."

"No he wouldn't. Call it a mixture of politics, corruption and incompetence but despite shattering all the records of the physical exams he would have still become C-Class because he failed the written exams."

Solaria blinked "are you being serious right now?"

"…"

"You are" she sighed "clearly a review is in order if such oversight is being had."

At her Tomoro hummed "I heard that Star Enterprise is one of the major backers of the Hero Association. Can I assume that you are one of the executives?"

"I am, though I keep my involvement in the Hero Association to a minimum"

"Well now's a good time to get involved"

"So it would seem"

"You really should because a few weeks from now there's a pretty good chance that the Hero Association will collapse under the weight of the very many scandals perpetrated by staff and affiliates."

For a moment Solaria's jaw set something Tomoro noted and he realized "you already know"

"I am aware of some of the proclivities of a few executives and staff, yes"

"My advice, consider cleaning house since things are going to become a lot more hectic in the coming weeks"

Solaria tapped her manicured finger against the table in mild agitation but nodded "what information do you have?"

"The Hero Association had a seer that predicted the end of the world right?"

"Not in as much words"

"The specifics are vague for me so do you mind giving context about that."

"The seer's name is Shibabawa and the Her Association believes her last prediction implied the Earth may face a Disaster level God threat within the next six months give or take."

"Six months" he let out a breath "of course it would be cutting it short."

"What do you know of this threat?"

"If things continue like it does in the series, I know of at best three threats in the near future. One of them is for sure a God level threat and the other two generally speaking are above Dragon"

Solaria's expression turned serious "explain"

"I would love to, but first you need to answer some of my questions."

Solaria held his gaze for a moment before her fingers bridged "go ahead, though forgive me if I answer at my own discretion."

"Fine, how did you manage to pull off living three generations without aging?" at her questioning look he continued "Nebula, Meteora and Solaria sound vaguely familiar to me, like the name of characters in a show I used to watch. Also the name Nebula is too unique and out there for it to be used for a name by anyone in that time period."

Solaria chuckled to herself raising her hand up "you are very observant Mr. Sazaki, you've uncovered my secret"

"One of your secrets" he pointed out "are you some kind of immortal?"

"What if I said I was? Are you interested to know how I became one?"

"Not really and if you don't want to say anything that's fine too."

"Excellent because I did not plan to" she assured "next question."

"You're an Esper."

"I am"

"How powerful are you?"

In response Solaria snapped her fingers and their plate of uneaten leftovers and utensils were replaced with plates of cake slices with a fork on the side.

Tomoro merely raised a brow at the action looking from the dessert to the woman "that doesn't really answer my question."

"I know, I just wanted something sweet~" Solaria used the fork to pick off a piece of her dessert "as for your question I suspect you already have an answer."

"I take it that given your likely age, experience and proficiency that Tatsumaki is not the most powerful Esper in the world then?"

Solaria did not answer though her smile did grow "no comment."

"You really should try that cake Mr. Sazaki"

He looked down at the dessert dubiously.

Solaria rolled her eyes "no it's not poisoned or anything"

"It's not that" he corrected "I prefer chocolate"

Solaria blinked "oh" another snap and the cake turned chocolate "there, dig in"

"You know I wonder if you aren't actually magical"

"If true magic exists in this world then I have not encountered it Mr. Sazaki."

"I'll choose to take your word for it"

"You will 'choose' to believe me?" Solaria raised an eyebrow "it seems to me you have read one too many comics Mr. Sazaki"

"You say that when superheroes exist in our society, cities are attacked by monsters daily, evil organizations, mad scientists, killer robots/cyborgs are a thing and we were recently invaded by aliens"

"Yes well, I'm sure those sharp eyes would have noticed if I had been using anything to suggest that my powers are magical in nature"

"Believe it or not psychic powers could be considered a form of magic Miss Nova" Tomoro informed "after all what is magic but the use of extra dimensional energies used to manipulate reality in varied ways? Espers are able to tap into a unique form of psychic energy via a certain part of their brain and that allows them to wield their power."

"Yes I am well aware of the theory of Psionics Mr. Sazaki but that does not change the fact that psychic energy is not magical energy and thus is not true magic."

She got him there and he internally agreed with her but remained silent while she ate more cake.

Tomoro took forkful of cake and at her expectant look he spoke "it's good"

"Excellent, now about those future threats…" she trailed off meaningfully

"The first one to show up in the story and the least concerning of the three is a young man by the name of Garou. He was Bang's best student who went rogue."

Tomoro gave a brief history of Garou from what he remembered, a young boy who disliked the status quo set by a society that dictates that the 'popular' will always win. In his childhood he was forced to play the 'monster' by other children, particularly a popular child who would play the 'hero' and would often get beaten up as a result. After prolonged abuse by his peers he came to despise heroes and sympathize with monsters.

As he grew older Garou sought out strength and conflict. He joined Bang's dojo and after learning everything he could went on a rampage. He fought the rest of the class and managed to beat them before Bang (violently) dismissed him. After that he travelled the world, crushing dojos and joining tournaments until he started attacking the Hero Association while taking on the title of 'monster.'

"A lone boy is going to attack the Hero Association in a mad quest to become a monster?" Solaria said with incredulity "how ridiculous."

"It does sound ridiculous doesn't it?"

"Since he was Bang's best student he must be very powerful then"

"Yes and no"

"No?"

As Tomoro explained "yes Garou is strong, in fact he is easily S-Class material. He is a highly adaptive martial arts genius and combat prodigy. Through observation he is able to learn his opponent's moves, incorporating their techniques into his fighting style and even copy their movement. In his first appearance he took out several A and B-Class heroes and an entire room full of presumably strong criminals. He would go to hunt several more A- and B-Class heroes, take out Tank Top Master, the entire Tank Topper Army and Metal Bat becoming progressively more powerful with each encounter."

"He sounds formidable. I'm surprised I've never heard of him before."

"Right now Garou is just a brawler going around defeating weaklings, he doesn't really become dangerous until after he starts his hero hunting quest. The most frightening aspect about him is his growth rate. Whenever he is pushed to his limits in battle Garou becomes stronger. After almost getting killed by Watchdog Man Garou was ambushed by a group of A-Class heroes doing well coordinated group attacks. Even on the brink of exhaustion, poisoned and being attacked from all sides he managed to take each hero out with savage precision using a combination of tactical and even psychological attacks to achieve victory. By the end of it he deflected all the bullets in Death Gattling's chain gun with his bare hands."

"If he took out two S-Class heroes I doubt the Hero Association would allow him to roam about. Tatsumaki herself would have been sent out to apprehend him" Solaria pointed out "unless something happened to distract them."

"It might be that Garou has the luck of the devil because just a few days into his rampage, before the Hero Association could mount a proper response was when the Monster Association struck."

"Monster Association?" Solaria's tone said all that needed to be said about how she felt about it.

"You guessed it, a blatant parody of the Hero Association with the same function. It's a coalition of many different monsters all under the command of a single powerful monster named Orochi. Or 'Monster King' Orochi"

Something flashed in Solaria's eye at the mention of a "monster…king?"

"Self proclaimed though given how powerful he is the title isn't undeserved."

"Tell me more about this Monster Association"

"Well their plan is the destruction of humanity as a whole either through systematic slaughter or monsterfication"

Solaria's expression was stone "what?"

"First of all the Monster Association was created by two entities, there's Orochi who acts as the figurehead leader using his power to keep everyone in check. The other will go by Gyoro Gyoro who acts as the main strategist and the brain to Orochi's brawn. The truth is that the 'monster' Gyoro Gyoro is actually a meat puppet controlled by an Esper named Psykos."

A subtle widening of her eyes "Psykos, are you sure?"

"You know her?"

"I know of her. She went missing several years ago after an accident."

"She went insane after seeing a vision of the future" Tomoro informed bluntly and seriously.

"What did she see?"

"The God level threat but I'll get to that later."

"Continue"

"I don't know what exactly she saw but it opened her mind to being corrupted. She rejected her humanity and became obsessed with creating the perfect monster. Through research, studies and experiments she managed to create monster cells, a method of turning humans into monsters after consuming them. She turned a particular powerful human into 'Orochi' this way and from his body she has a steady supply to harvest these monster cells to make more monsters."

"Is there a cure?"

"That's like asking for a cure for being a monster in the first place."

"I see" she straightened up "start from the beginning, I want to know the exact details of what will happen from here on out"

"I'll do you one better" reaching into his shirt pocket he pulled out a USB "since I knew my memories would eventually fade over time I just wrote down everything I knew about the One-Punch Man story, lore, confirmation, theories and so on. On this flash drive is a detailed summary of events for both manga and webcomic. Everything I know is here but be warned the story wasn't finished when I got reincarnated so the information is incomplete and despite events following the script so to speak there could still be events that are radically different from what I have."

Solaria held out her hand to accept it only for Tomoro keep it out of reach "before that, I have to know something"

"What is it?"

"Have you ever come across a black cube during your time in this world?"

And just like that the tension went from zero to a hundred. Solaria's expression went from small exasperation to heavy suspicion, her lips were in a muted frown and her dark eyes were like ice.

"You know about those" it was more a statement than a question.

"I do"

"Of course you do" she said in mild exasperation "then let me guess, the definite God level threat?"

"Is most likely him"

Solaria giggled sardonically "God is the God level threat. What irony"

"That thing is not God"

"Perhaps not the God but a God I am sure."

"Tch, I prefer the term extra dimensional entity. There's nothing 'divine' about that bastard"

"And yet its power cannot be denied" she scowled pushing away the empty plate "wine?"

"Sake or beer, the good stuff"

With a snap of her fingers the empty plates vanished and in their place were a bottle aged wine and a tall glass and a bottle of sake with a cup. The two helped themselves to the alcohol of their choice.

"So we will have to fight him in the next six months?"

"All signs are pointing to that" Tomoro took a sip from his cup "there is a silver lining though."

"What's that?"

"I know someone who can beat him"

"One-Punch Man?"

"He is the strongest man in the world"

"Perhaps but it will take more than immense strength to defeat him"

"It's not that Saitama is ridiculously strong but that his strength defies logic and possibly reality itself"

"What do you mean?"

"It's all laid out here" he held out the flash drive which was levitated into Solaria's hand "don't lose that"

"Who do you think you're talking to?"

"I'm still trying to figure that out myself. Speaking of which you mind telling the history behind how you became a Sailor Moon parody"

"I take offense to that notion" Solaria began with a glare before huffing "I've never once wore a sailor uniform."

"But you are a Magical Girl though" he pointed out and Solaria twitched "I only assume since Sailor Star was based on an actual hero. Given that your transformation the other day made you look very similar to the character, it was easy to connect the dots."

Solaria huffed and in a brief golden flash she once again turned into her 'Sailor Star' persona. Her hair was now a bright blonde, her eyes a crystal blue and there was a four point star in the middle. More than those blatant changes was the fact that the already youthful woman looked even younger. Whereas she looked middle-aged (for a woman in her late fifties), she now looked as if she were in her early thirties with an even healthier complexion.

Tomoro took one look at her and asked "are you sure you aren't magic?"

"I don't use spells"

"Obliviate?"

"That was slip of the tongue and I only use it to focus when I multitask"

"It's still a spell though you use words as opposed to a magic wand"

"I don't have a wand"

"A staff then, Sailor Star does carry a magical staff"

Her literal starry eyes narrowed at him "I have one but it is not magical. I use it as a CQC weapon"

"Is that all?"

Solaria took a breath "in my youth, I felt more comfortable using the staff as a focus for my more fantastical powers."

"You actually played the part of a Magical Girl superhero didn't you?"

"What of you? What is the story behind your power?"

"You remember Dragon Ball?"

"Yes"

"Well there's hope for you yet" he chuckled at her look "if you're a magical girl parody then I'd be a Dragon Ball parody, specifically…" he opened the palm of his hand and in it a sphere appeared. The outer edge of the sphere was colored black, inside was various swirling shades of purple around a tiny black marble in the center. There were two black circles rotating around the sphere giving it the appearance of an ominous atom "a God of Destruction."

"Appropriately ominous" Solaria spoke in amusement though her gaze minutely betrays this with weariness as she viewed the orb "what is that?"

"Destruction, plain and simple" he dismissed the sphere.

'Destruction he says'

It fit with what she felt from it and Solaria had never felt anything quite like that before. No that isn't true, she has sensed something similar and it came from…!

Her gaze snapped to his and he met it evenly "figured it out?"

"How could you?"

"I'll take that as a yes"

The tension rose as she glared at him "you made a deal with him?"

"If you think I willingly made deal with that thing. That I wanted this then I suggest you think very carefully about your next choice of words Miss Nova" to that he took off his glasses.

Solaria was incensed at first, so many questions and accusations on the tip of her tongue however the look on his face tempered her reaction and she eventually dismissed the Sailor Star form in the process.

"Fair enough, I think we've gotten side tracked"

"Right" he placed on his glasses

"You wanted an explanation of my origins"

"Yes"

"I was reincarnated over a hundred years ago with psychic powers. Back then there weren't as many gifted humans but there were still many monsters. I chose to use my powers in defense of humanity and became a Hero"

"The first hero?"

"Not the first, there were others but they were few in numbers and we didn't announce our presence to the wider public"

"That's why there was controversy surrounding your existence"

"And why you don't hear much of any heroes from before Blast made his debut" Solaria finished "as for me, I used my powers extensively in defense of humanity and in time they evolved and I mastered them to perfection. Eventually I learned how to use my powers to rejuvenate my life force and change my appearance"

"Energy drain and shapeshifting"

"Very astute" she wasn't even surprised that he managed to draw the correct conclusion.

"Where do you draw your energy from?"

"I don't prey on innocents if that is what you are implying Mr. Sazaki. There are plenty of monsters skulking about the world"

It was morbid to realize that a world class celebrity and Hero was draining life from other sentient beings to maintain her own but if Tomoro was being honest he could care less about her monster victims.

"Are you satisfied?" she questioned.

"Yes"

"Then I have a question for you. What of those other future threats that might become God level if left alone?"

"Those will solve themselves" he waved dismissively "you can look through the flash drive for the details."

"I find your lack of reaction to the possible death of innocence disturbing, Mr. Sazaki"

"There's a reason why I'm not a hero Miss Nova."

She did not like his response and with the flash drive in her hand "I feel like you're shifting the responsibility of doing something about this to me."

"Well you seem so concerned" he began flippantly only to stop at the look Solaria gave him "with your power, wealth and influence you'd be in a better position to do something where it matters."

'Not to mention you actually are a hero'

Being a hero was more than just going out beating monsters and saving people. You don't have to be altruistic or a bleeding heart but heroes have a certain disposition. Most 'heroes' in the association think of it as a job and nothing else, something to help pay for necessities. Some are in it for the challenge, others find it's the only way to utilize their talents and then there are the few who are genuinely trying to be heroes.

Tomoro could see that disposition in Solaria even if her life drain to maintain her youth seemed villainous, the focus on innocence, the outrage at the thought of widespread monsterization and let's not forget she didn't even hesitate to throw up that barrier to protect City A. Tomoro only managed to get his attack out to destroy the missiles 1/100th​ of a second faster than Solaria erected her barrier because he knew what was going to happen.

She'll do more and do a better job of it than Tomoro ever could. He had no problems shoving the responsibility on her shoulders.

"Thank you Mr. Sazaki, you have given me much to think about"

"Are you planning to stop the coming events?"

"Why? Will you get in my way if I said I would?"

For a tense moment blue eyes met gold before the latter blinked "you should know that interfering is just going to make the future uncertain"

"I would rather an uncertain future where the casualties and collateral are kept at a minimum Mr. Sazaki."

"Do what you want with the Monster Association but at least leave Garou from your machinations"

"Why should I? According to what you spoke he is responsible for crippling part of the Hero Association forces. I would rather have Tank Top Master, his Tank Topper Army, Metal Bat and however many other heroes to defend against the Monster Association attacks"

"That may be so but I think you'll agree with me after reading the information on that drive that the Hero Association, specifically the heroes themselves, need this loss to get their act together. Garou doesn't kill and the heroes will only grow from their defeat at his hands. This is especially true for the S-Class and the battle against the Monster Association. Even you would agree that some of them need to get knocked off their high horse."

'The fact that I am even entertaining such ludicrous thoughts is a testament to how far the Hero Association has fallen from its original purpose' were Solaria's thoughts.

"This conversation has been quite an eye opener Mr. Sazaki"

Tomoro looked at his watch "yes and it's getting late, I should leave. You mind if I take this with me?" he gestured to the sake bottle.

"It is yours" she waved his concerns "I can have you dropped off at your home if you wish"

"No thanks I plan to use less conventional means to get back"

And with that he walked away with his new bottle of expensive alcohol.

Solaria watched him leave. What a peculiar man he was beyond his being a reincarnated soul though that does bring up the question.

Are there others like them?

And if so what have they been doing all this time?

She held her quarter filled glass of wine, swirled it a little in thought before her gaze was directed to the flash drive.

"Truly, you've given me much to think about Mr. Sazaki."

~To Be Continued~

Author's Notes: Releases will be monthly, advance chapters available on my Patreon Page: Patreon.com/streggaeworks
 
The only thing that is bugging me about this chapter is that the ages dont really make sense for her grandmother version to write a story based on memoirs of a hero if she only came here 100 years ago and have that much controversy wether its based on a real hero or not, especially if the granddaughter version is playing up the total babe in her 50's shtick. It would only make sense if it was prior to the invention of television and radio, even if heroes were super anons at the time. I wont mind if you expand the story to be more worldly, especially with someone that has been around for that much time it makes more sense, unless its just one super continent for the entire world, which isn't that farfetched based on the saitama/boros fight and the pictures of it, but too few cities for that because we know monsters didn't show as frequently until recent times to depopulate a super continent that fast.
 
I was really having fun with the story until Solaria showed up.

Not a fan of her actually and her presence may only bring more excuses & reasons for Tomoro to get completely involved with all the stuff that's going to happen.

What a shame...

:sad:
 
Not a fan. Which is a shame, since I had been really enjoying this, up until this point.
Well that's a shame sorry you're not enjoying the story anymore.

The only thing that is bugging me about this chapter is that the ages dont really make sense for her grandmother version to write a story based on memoirs of a hero if she only came here 100 years ago and have that much controversy wether its based on a real hero or not, especially if the granddaughter version is playing up the total babe in her 50's shtick. It would only make sense if it was prior to the invention of television and radio, even if heroes were super anons at the time. I wont mind if you expand the story to be more worldly, especially with someone that has been around for that much time it makes more sense, unless its just one super continent for the entire world, which isn't that farfetched based on the saitama/boros fight and the pictures of it, but too few cities for that because we know monsters didn't show as frequently until recent times to depopulate a super continent that fast.
You are making a lot of assumptions. First of all you're assuming Solaria acted like a typical comic book superheroine when she operates. The type that patrols the city, sticks around for the camera and hams it up for the public. Second the brief history I gave through Tomoro's third person narration is based on public records easily available to the population. Considering one of the first things Soalria does is alter the memories of everyone around her and Tomoro, it's safe to say those records don't paint the full picture of her history. I didn't give a direct timeline between Solaria operating as a hero, retiring and her writing a book about her adventures. I won't spoil it but the timeline is wider than you think.

The world is basically one big super continent this was verified and even thouogh they are called 'cities' each alphabet city is more like a country (that is my interpretation).

I was really having fun with the story until Solaria showed up.

Not a fan of her actually and her presence may only bring more excuses & reasons for Tomoro to get completely involved with all the stuff that's going to happen.

What a shame...

:sad:
It's a shame that you're not a fan, frankly I think the concept is pretty novel and interesting. think about it, you reincarnate into a world based on a popular fictional series, become an OP badass sitting on the sidelines with a front row seat to the plot and then BAM you find out you aren't the only one and that this person is just as much of an OP badass as you with more years on their side and the worst part is that unlike you who is familiar with the story, lore and therefore all the ways to make it big, this person did all that while having no idea where they were or how to take advantage of meta knowledge to survive.

If you think her presence is going to create an excuse for him to get involved well...you're not wrong but at the same time you're not right. Solaria's presence is there to highlight and contrast the difference between an Isekai protagonist who is aware of the world they are in and one who is ignorant of it.
 
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