You're going to California (Cyberpunk/GFL+PNC FI ft Nihilo)

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A very lost Spaniard learns that family are the friends you make along the way...sometimes, quite literally.

A Cyberpunk Friend-Insert staring Nihilo and a motley collection of Androids. Editing provided by @Boozeshlager
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Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening
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Chapter 1: A Rude Awakening

The night sky was an unnatural, pitch black. Assaulted from below by the glow of uncountable Neon and LED, the gentle twinkling of distant stars was drowned out, the grand bulk of Night City demanding the attention of her inhabitants far more important than the great easel of nighttime beauty mankind had ogled for countless generations.

That loss, ephemeral as it was, registered to few, if any of the men and women who called the City of Dreams home, the theft of that natural beauty by the unfeeling Corps and progress in general unimportant in the face of money, entertainment, or personal issues.

Even far from the city center, tucked away in the Dam Slums beneath the uncaring gaze of the towering concrete edifice that gave the region its name, one couldn't quite escape the touch of the corporate overlords of Night City, as those distant lights filtered through the ratty blinds of a rundown building, providing dim illumination to the interior of what could loosely be called an apartment.

The sorry excuse for an apartment in question was what one would expect of the arguably biggest slum in NC: Two rooms, with one of them a tiny closet masquerading as a bathroom without even the common decency of a door. The main room had a dearth of furniture, just a slim cot, a low-sitting coffee table, and a desk tucked into the corner by the foot of the bed next to a rolling chair. The only remotely valuable thing in the whole living space, if it could even be called that, was a battered computer atop the desk.

Of course, there was no shortage of less than worthless things all too happy to fill the space, trash piled high and mighty in the one free corner of the room. One could just barely see a hint of a trash bin, peeking through the monument to grease and mold erected in the thrilling medium of food wrappers and takeout boxes. Dust and grime coated the floor, the bedding on the cot was stained yellow, and the only surfaces that didn't seem to have a faint sheen of grime on them were the tops of the desk and coffee table.

That was not to say that the table was clear. It was festively adorned with a half-finished bowl of ramen, now cold, a nearly empty bottle of vodka, and a pair of sparkling red canisters. One was still full, the other empty and on its side, with a smattering of its contents spread across the table and everything on it. Brown-red dust, like ground-up rust, shimmered faintly in the dim light of the room.

This mess was the responsibility of the (former) inhabitant of this little slice of humanity. A pale, bony young man lay sprawled half-off his cot, a half-empty canister clenched in pale, cold fingers. Half his face was covered in grimy bandages and his single visible eye was wide and unseeing, the lights in the optic having gone dark. His dirty gray hair was crazed, and two thick streams of blood coated his lower face and mouth, having poured from his nose and dried there.

The young man, one Caiman Dumas, wannabee Netrunner and current debug-monkey, was most certainly dead; overdosing on 'special' Glitter after celebrating some excellent news.

The sounds of the slums filtered into the apartment, dulled by the walls. No one knew or cared that this young man, like so many others, had foolishly ended his own life with a few bad decisions made in the heat of high emotion.

So it would have remained until someone stumbled onto Caiman's corpse for one reason or another. However, just as the body of the young man had begun to cool, the attention of something fell over that tiny room. It observed closely for a few moments and found it to be good enough.

The world twisted. On the desk, Caiman's computer was flaring brightly with orange light, and in the same moment, a small note appeared on a clear space on the table.

Caiman's stark-white skin gained a bit more color, his still heart began to beat and a tiny nub formed within the depths of his grey matter. Moments later with a heaving, desperate gasp, the young man sat up, eye wide and darting around the room.

But the mind behind that eye was no longer Caiman Dumas.


It had taken all of two minutes to scan the whole of the room, and half of that had been getting his legs to stop doing a jello impression and fucking cooperate. Thankfully, while his stomach was gnawing on itself, it hadn't gotten to the point where he was shaking and sweating. As such, he was standing in the bathroom looking himself over instead of playing a dangerous game with that bowl of drug-sprinkled ramen.

Something about the pattern of the lights threaded through the edge of the grimy mirror was twinging at his mind, vaguely familiar, but he had bigger concerns after he washed the blood off. Namely, what the fuck was under those bandages. There was no pain, but he couldn't feel his right eye, even though there was definitely something in the socket.

Hands shaking slightly, he felt around the back of his head until he found where the bandage was tucked in on itself, and began unwrapping. The material stuck together, pulling against itself and then against his skin in a manner that left him feeling greasy and sticky as he peeled it off.

Soon enough, the last of the wrap came away, and beneath was… just a normal face. No scars, burns or any other visible damage. The only blemish on his otherwise normal face was the black ball that filled his eyesocket instead of… well, an eye. A cautious poke (after washing his hands, which still had some red powder caked on them) at the glossy sphere made him think it was glass, though he couldn't be sure.

"At least I don't have an empty socket with a flopped-in eyelid." He muttered, his voice about as smooth as sandpaper. Gargling some water fixed the screaming from his throat before it could properly begin, at least. "Or an infection."

Although, granted, he'd have noticed that. Lots of swelling and fever involved. Good thing he had no open wounds, either, he didn't fancy his chances of avoiding a visit from Papa Nurgle in this pigsty if he left the door open like that.

Speaking of. He had spotted some passably clean clothes hung on a few cheap hooks by the bathroom's outside wall, so time to degrease himself because god. This idiot clearly let the bandages stew there, it was a party of skin gunk in there. Beyond that, his hair clung to his scalp and itself, matted by what felt like days of dried sweat, and he could feel his cheap shoes pull slightly as they stuck to the floor for a brief moment every time he took a step.

The clothes were promptly peeled off his body with thankfully less resistance than the bandages but far from none, and dumped into the sink. Predictably, he had neither hot water nor cleaning products other than gel soap, but hopefully letting them soak in soapy water while he showered would let him dislodge some of the filth before he hung them to dry.

A cold shower wasn't his idea of a good time, but at least it was simply tepid rather than freezing. It took a while, but slowly he started to relax, letting himself gently lower from that magic state of 'I woke up somewhere unfamiliar with no idea how I got here' shock as he examined his situation.

Last he knew, it was January 2nd of 2024 and he'd stayed up late watching trailers of a game while he let it download and install. He had put it on his wishlist after hearing about the anime and how apparently, after like five years, the actual game was playable now. Cue Grandpa Gabe deciding he had a spot on Santa's list and the damn thing popping up in his inbox.

Scrabbling a bit deeper there found him memories of watching one of the last trailers in the compilation, for the DLC instead of the main game, then– Nothing. Like he'd been put under, his consciousness had winked out without warning and next thing he knew he was coming to with a gasp on a new body.

At least the remaining eye worked like a dream, crystal clear and zero strain, even if the huge blindspot would take some getting used to. Weird that it was purple, but not the wilde–

Bzzt.

His thoughts were interrupted by an electronic ringing sound, one that seemed to be coming from… inside his own head? The ringing was followed almost immediately by a little purple text-box popping up along the right side of his vision.​

Call from Personal Computer.
Accept?

Did he have cyberne… tics…?

Oh.

Well, that was one shot of dawning realization and horror to push DEEP down his skull because he had a decision to make and had to make it quick. It was coming from his PC and he doubted all calls needed to be routed through it, so– well, no matter what, he needed more data. Worst came to worst, he just hung up.

Only one issue.

"Yes?" He had no earthly clue how to operate this thing, so he could only pray that someone had idiot-proofed the neuralware to respond just fine to the user's vocal commands.

Thankfully, it seemed they had, as the textbox expanded to fill about a quarter of his view. It quickly shifted to a video feed, showing a woman who looked about his age with lightly tanned skin and wild blonde hair with orange highlights done up in a messy ponytail. Loose bangs dangled in front of her face, and her brilliant orange eyes stared intently at him, her expression intense.

*Professor? Persicaria? Antonia? Is that you? Who's there?* She almost shouted. *I'm…I don't know what happened, but I think I'm out of Magrasea?!* She sounded incredulous, her brows furrowing after a moment of silence. *I… I don't recognize this icon, I…where am I?*

"My cybernetics," Man, oh man, he would be so giddy at being able to say that truthfully, but circumstances being what they were… no, focus. He had to sound calm, the poor girl was on the edge of a panic attack. "It says that you are calling me from the PC. Whether you're in there or just routing the call through it, I couldn't sa– wait, did you say Persica?"

Good fuckking jobbo, brain.

The woman's expression shifted to confusion for a few moments, before a look of comprehension dawned. *Miss Persica? You know…oh! You must work with 42Lab!* She sounded excited now, making her light accent more pronounced. It sounded… Scandinavian, maybe? Despite sounding like she was speaking directly into his right ear, it was faint enough he still couldn't be sure *Are you a researcher? Did you all figure out how to reconnect with Magrasea from the outside? Is that how you pulled me out into this server?* She wrinkled her nose a bit, looking around at things he could not see. *It's a little cramped– there's barely enough room for my Neural Cloud in here.*

He sucked in a breath through his teeth. Right, honesty time. "Sorry, but I'm just as lost as you are. Whatever pulled you into that desktop had me popping up on the bed of this apartment after I blacked out of nowhere. I know, in general terms, of 16Lab, but not 42. I assume this Magrasea you were stuck in was something like the Inverted Forest writ large?"

Well, okay, not full honesty because he just wasn't going to get into the matter of 'you're from a world I thought was a fictional setting'. She was distressed enough as-is and even his dogshit social skills let him know it would, maybe, just maybe, be a poor idea to get into deep existential ponders with her right now.

Or ever. God knew he could go without them, given his situation wasn't much better from hers.

The Doll (given the mention of a Neural Cloud and, y'know, no reek of William's tastes), now looked even more confused, her eyes scrunching up and a small frown appearing on her face. *What? No, I… Magrasea is a superserver, other companies would rent space inside it from 42Lab to run experiments, or just store data. It… I was part of a project to put Doll Neural Clouds into the server to… I… actually I can't remember what the reason was, for us to be in there?* Her voice was quieter now, and she was looking down, off to the side, thinking intently. *I remember I wanted to join because in the server I'd have infinite tries to learn how to be a better fighter so I could protect people better, but I don't think they ever told me exactly what we were supposed to be doing…*

"Fuckin' typical." He groaned as he belatedly finished up his shower, a tiny corner of his brain noting his hair was actually white instead of gray. He quickly dashed out and in, snagging a new set of clothes to put on. He hadn't checked if the computer had a webcam and while the Doll's comments pointed to her not having access to it if it even existed… he'd rather not chance flashing her with his pasty ass. "Can't even completely fault them for it, either, given IOP's track record with the cybersecurity of even T-Dolls."

*I guess… maybe they told Persicaria or Antonia? The Professor came in with us, so he at least must have known what the reason was…* The Doll shook her head, focusing back on whatever she could see from her end that represented him.

*Anyways… the Server got severed from the real world while the Professor was gone, and our section was destroyed. We were scattered for a few years, but after the Professor managed to get back to us, he set up a safe haven for everyone, and we'd been trying to figure out a way to reconnect with the real world for the last few months.* She looked around again. *I thought…maybe someone on the outside had managed to figure the problem out, but if you don't know how you got to wherever we are…*

She shook her head and tried to smile. It would have looked nicer if it weren't so forced. *Ah, I haven't even managed to introduce myself. I'm Sol, an EG 4.0 Scientific Expedition Guide Doll.* She raised a hand into frame and waved at him. *You're…Caiman, right? Caiman Dumas? That's what it says on the connection here…now that I'm…looking at it…* She said, her voice trailing off with obvious embarrassment towards the end of the statement.

…What the fuck sort of parent named their poor kid Caiman? How much had this bastard gotten bullied as a child? Assuming he hadn't just legally changed it in a fit of chuuni pique and– no, focus.

"It's… complicated." He hedged as he finished buckling his pants and stepped out in… pretty much the exact same outfit as before, except with a black hoodie and 'only' smudged rather than downright caked in filth. "I can try to explain if you're curious, but I have a feeling you've had enough shocks to the system and we don't even know where we are yet."

*...alright…* Sol said slowly. *Ah, so…what do we do now then? I…could take a look around in this computer? It's not exactly my specialty but I might be able to find something.*

"Just call me Dumas for now, it works well enough." He sighed, waving off the whole thing only to belatedly remember that she didn't have any video feed of him. Although she definitely heard his awkward cough, "Anyways, yeah, I'll look around the apartment to see if there's any clues. My first once over was more about 'is anything about to eat my face?' then I had to go clean my face of dried blood."

'Dumas' got to work on doing just that, starting with the topmost drawer on the desk and finding… a glock variant with a few spare mags atop a bunch of wires. He made a mental note of 'probably somewhere in America' and reached in to grap the thing alongside the holster it was resting on. Thankfully, the body still had some muscle memory, so it wasn't any trouble popping out the mag to check it was loaded before hooking the whole thing to his belt. After he put the safety on, which the idiot hadn't thought of.

The second drawer had assorted electronic bits and bobs that he didn't know the first thing about, even if something in the back of his brain was tickling him. Probably some leftovers from Caiman.

Dumas nearly jumped out of his skin when he opened the third and saw a mess of wires and plastic that screamed IED. It was only 'nearly' because something in his skull chimed up that it was a 'reusable' flashbang for one, and not primed for another.

After that, the small collection of advanced-looking tools in the fourth drawer was pedestrian by comparison.

He started moving towards the table by the bed when Sol chimed in again, their call still going despite the automatic minimization of her window, either from her wandering deeper into the computer or his cyberware being smart about it. *Okay, there doesn't seem to be a lot on this computer; there are a few folders which have what… seem to be coding projects? None of the labeling for them makes sense to me. There's a messaging program, mostly full of short message chains about the owner doing debugging on different programs. Two contacts are different though. There's one to a man named Horace MacGyver, it's very short, seems that whoever owns the computer wanted to buy a bathtub?*

Dumas barely heard the 'weird' she muttered before continuing. *The other is… a woman named Chiyo Omoto, he calls her a Ripper? That doesn't seem good.* A few more moments of silence. *They're talking about…I'm not sure what it is exactly, he wants to buy something called a Cyberdeck and she's offering to cut down on the price, which is in… Eddies? What? Um… in exchange for one of his optics? Does that mean anything to you?" The Doll came back into the frame of the call, looking very lost. "The only other thing on here is a web browser I don't recognize. The only searches saved in the cache seem related to those last two conversations. What have you found?*

"Ripperdoc is a fancy name for cybernetic surgeons, I think." Dumas supplied, quietly thankful to know at least that much. "Not one hundred percent sure what a Netdeck is, but I can only assume some sort of mind-machine interface for browsing the net. Why that'd be worth becoming a cyclops, no idea."

He shook his head, making the rest of his way to the table. Maybe with a bit of luck– he hadn't even finished the thought before he spotted a piece of paper on the table. A piece of paper that was very distinctly on top of the drug dust. "It looks like whoever dumped us here left a note, lemme see what it says."

Picking up the folded slip of paper, it took Dumas a moment to adjust to the cursive handwriting, but once he did, he began to read the note aloud for the sake of his fellow abductee.​

"Hello, my friend.

I'm sure you're rather confused about your current circumstances.

I will do my best to explain, but the rules that bind me limit what I can say in that regard.

You are now in Night City, California. I know that name is at least loosely familiar to you.


]The body you find yourself in was of a nobody, who would have died unknown and been mourned by few. I placed you in his shoes due to a lack of options– if I could have provided a better start, I would have, but the Budget provided by my Employer was very limited, and was mostly spent elsewhere.

The world you find yourself in is dangerous. To help you survive, I have provided you with a boon and a companion, both from a world much more familiar to you than this.

The boon is an 'aptitude' of sorts (I cannot say more) for that world's technology, although only that which has been built by humanity, save for some of the more
unsightly work of Paradeus.

]The Companion is a Doll, one whose fate saddened me greatly, and who I believe deserved better than she received. Treat her kindly, if you would.

I have no grand task for you to accomplish. I do not ask you to do something as impossible as saving the world you find yourself in. I only ask that you live well, and perhaps make your small corner of that world a little better along the way.

Best Wishes, An Agent of Those Who Live Between
"​

He had no idea how he had managed to read the whole thing without choking on his spit. Shock, maybe?

"...I'm just– I'm just going to send you a photo so you know I'm not making shit up." Dumas muttered quietly, wrestling with the HUD that just so happened to light back up once he was done reading. A surprisingly spartan one, considering everything he'd learned so far about 'Caiman Dumas', even if it made up for it by being vivid violet on dark purple. The only new elements of the HUD were the time and weather (7:21 AM and Cloudy) in the upper-left corner of his vision, and a stylized A opposite the call-window.

Upon activation, the A appeared to lead to some kind of in-built cellphone, which he was able to navigate through with only a little struggle to snap an image of the note and send it through to Sol.

The Doll had been quiet through his fumbling, her expression morphing from disbelief and shock to an unusual flatness that didn't seem to fit her. Her eyes twitched to the side after he sent the picture of the note, and he could follow them as she read it herself.

After a long silence, she looked back at him.

*I don't understand?* She said, voice quiet.

"Do you know those novels that go on about what-if timelines, a historical figure going back in time or even someone ending up in a different world altogether?" Dumas hedged gingerly, hoping to god that the Soviet thirst for Stalin isekai remained in the GFL world.

Sol's face scrunched in thought. *...not really? I think I remember Croque talking about one of her mecha-shows that did something about the main character having to fight dragons? I wasn't really paying attention.*

Not ideal, but at least he'd gotten her thinking of her friends which… both did and didn't help, given the situation. "Well, we're basically living one right now. It is 2077 or thereabouts and we are in a world without Relics, much less Collapse Radiation, Zones and ELID."

Sol blinked. *Really? No… was there no World War Three in this world then?*

"Yep. Just megacorporations fighting each other, from what little I know. America may've ended up a bit of a wasteland still, but nowhere near as bad as having one of the world's biggest Black Zones in its heart." At least the implication was that outside Night City and well beyond it, everything was desertified to fuck. He could be wrong, though.

Sol nodded slowly. *Alright, so we're in America. Let me just…* She looked off to the side, then cocked her head to one side after a few moments. *Huh… that's a lot of desert, and those look like nuclear dead-zones or chemical dumps, but it doesn't look that bad. And we're… here, by the ocean. The note said you know this 'Night City' place?* She asked, looking back at him.

"In broad strokes, at least. Full of crime and corruption at every level, the most poverty and violence of any city in the West Coast, and– well, I won't sugarcoat it. People treat each other like humans did Dolls in your timeline. Chopshops included." Dumas explained with a sigh; better to just rip out the bandage, "I know the names and MO of each major gang here and one of them is wholly dedicated to abducting people and tearing out their cybernetics to re-sell. Scavs, they're called. Then there's the Maelstrom who will do the opposite and kidnap monks who forswear the use of cybernetics to jam them full of the stuff for kicks."

Sol frowned. *That sounds really dangerous then. And I won't be able to do anything to help, as long as I'm inside this computer. Do they have Dolls here?*

"They at least have some stuff that looks like military Dolls." He knew that one from concept art. Police bots. "There's also a big thing about using cybernetics for fashion, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were A- and T-Doll equivalents around. Shouldn't raise any eyebrows to have you walking around in a proper chassis."

The moment he started pondering on the matter of chassis, images flashed through Dumas' mind. Schematics and lists of materials and ranges of tolerance and programing and–

It was gone as suddenly as it'd come, but some ideas lingered, tiny threads at the edge of his awareness he could pull. Designs for a trio of drones: The Sangvis Ferri Scout, Prowler, and Dinergate. As well as, more distantly and vaguely, an outline of a mechanical human crowned with Sol's gold and orange hair. That thread felt like it was covered in oil as much as the image was foggy, slippery and hard to grasp. He could maybe do it if he was willing to stubborn it out, but… honestly, what was the point when he didn't even have enough materials to build a Dinergate's lasgun?

…Wait, no, if he got a heat source he could take the materials from the flashbang and his glass eye and– No, focus. What else could he sense from his 'boon'?

There were more shapes lurking around the spots of light in this odd mindscape, other technologies and designs, even more muddied than the Doll chassis. If that one was seen through a frosted glass, these were nothing but shadowy forms in the dark, although the rough silhouettes told him they were all sorts of robotics. They were all blatantly beyond his reach at the moment, not even an oily thread for him to pull on.

*Dumas? You still there? You've been quiet for a few minutes.* Sol's voice snapped him out of… whatever that was.

"Sorry, that 'boon' kicked in. Good news, I can make you a chassis. Bad news, I won't be able to pull it off for a while yet. I do have a 9mm and the muscle memory for it, though, and should be able to put together a few Sangvis drones without too much hassle once I get some materials." Dumas explained, walking back over to the desk and opening the second drawer. Yeah, there were some tools buried in there and enough electronic parts to put together a good chunk of a Dinergate. He was obviously missing most of the metal for the chassis and needed something other than his glass eye to make the lasgun lens, but that should be easy enough scrap to acquire.

Sol smiled. *Well, that's a start at least!* There was a pinging sound from her end of the call which caused the Doll to jump with a yelp, spinning around to look at something in her digital environment.

*Ah,* She said, looking back, a bit sheepish. *It's that doctor, she's asking where you are? I, uh… didn't read the whole thing, apparently, you've got an appointment to 'chip in' the Cyberdeck your… donor? Traded his eye for. And it was about fifteen minutes ago.*

"Who the fuck opens up shop before eight?" Dumas muttered under his breath, before shaking his head and hurrying to– look like an idiot because keys, wallet and everything else was built into his goddamn head. It showed up in the trailers and more importantly, they were there when he'd been flailing around with his skull-phone, "Right, if nothing else that deck should let me get in there with you and get some training in."

Besides, he was still hungry and hopefully he could grab something on the way back. As well as that bathtub. He vaguely remembered ice baths being involved in net diving, at least there was a scene of it when showcasing the Voodoo Boys.

*That sounds great!* Sol chirped. *Stay safe out there, then!*


*Well, this is certainly a district of all time.* Dumas grouched into his Agent, as he'd found it was called, hurrying past the nth mountain of trash and batting aside some adventurous flies.

This section of the city was, officially, known as Rancho Coronado. Unofficially, at least for the section where Caiman had found an apartment that'd take him (fuck, did he have to pay rent now?), it was the aptly named Dam Slums.

The buildings that sat in the shadow of the Dam were, for the most part, ugly concrete and cinderblock boxes. Most were unfinished multi-story affairs, sometimes linked together by a shared wall or a walkway or staircase between upper floors. Most first floors were completed, and maybe two-thirds of the second floors, but it was a rare building that had a finished third story, and even rarer were those with a functioning skeleton for the fourth. His own little 'apartment complex' was one of the better-put together places in this whole shitheap, being a relatively clean and fully completed three-story affair.

The remnants of all that unfinished construction littered the area. Rusting sheet metal leaning against buildings, stacks of pallets abandoned in alleys alongside piles of cinderblocks, and heaps of rebar lay alongside the cracked roads, which in sections resembled gravel more than asphalt.

The concrete of the sidewalks and buildings was oddly stained, doppled faintly, and rougher than concrete should be. The air was always filled by the smells of garbage, smoke, and/or burning garbage-it would fade at times, but it never fully left.

At least there was a silver lining amongst this mess of a neighborhood: Plenty of trash he could scavenge for materials like the goblin he was.

His first port of call would be the gutted husk of a car that sat next to the box containing his apartment; someone had used it for practice with a plasma blade or the like, so there were a LOT of metal chunks in man-portable sizes he could put to work. Never mind the glass shards that should work well enough for lenses if he could get them to heat up just right, although carrying them without slicing his hands to ribbons would be a trial. He'd probably dump them in the bathtub he'd be dragging home on the way back.

Sol's agreeable hum answered his internalized mutter. The Doll was now able to see out through his eyes as he trudged his way toward the nearest 'NCART' station, which was unfortunately a decent distance away. The lines only ran to the edge of 'Rancho Coronado Proper,' the station located in the basement of one of the wannabe arcologies locals called Megabuildings.

Well, more like sub-level, the damn thing may not be a Hive City but it was far from small. There were 12 of the damn things throughout the city, too.

*I've certainly seen nicer places– but I've seen worse!* Sol's cheery voice continued as Dumas turned a corner onto a new street, following the line of the Map-App he'd found inside his Agent.

There weren't many people out and about in the streets-no cars driving around either. He'd seen some people lingering in alleys or lounging on the unfinished roofs of buildings, and there'd been maybe a dozen other pedestrians he'd passed who had all ignored him. Overall this section of Night City was pretty quiet, at least for now.

*So, Dumas. What did you do before you ended up here?*

*I was a hobbyist writer, mostly. I was working on a degree in English Studies after finding out the hard way biotech wasn't for me, but I had to drop out due to health issues.* Dumas supplied, by now thoroughly familiar with how to mentally operate the call thanks to a very bored Doll. *Was thinking of getting into HEMA or archery once I had my long-term medication sorted out at long fucking last, but that didn't exactly pan out.*

Sol visibly perked up at that, noticeable even with how much he'd minimized her video window. *Really? Well, I can help you with that if you want? Not right now, obviously, but I know a lot about fighting, especially European combat styles. I use a sword so that's what I'm best with but I can probably help you learn other weapons. What were you originally planning to learn?*

*Well, I did about three years as a sabreur until I got fed up with the teachers who never actually taught anything, so I was thinking of trying out an arming sword and going from there. I know at the very least I'm a hyperaggressive little shit, so a one-hander that swings fast and can shrug off getting smashed into guards is the way to go.* He replied as he crossed the invisible border between the slums and Rancho Coronado proper, the urban decay practically vanishing between eyeblinks as he came out into a far wider street. Sure, some of the houses could use a bit of paint and plaster, but the streets were clean and there wasn't a single broken window or abandoned building in sight. *I do like how more rapier style swords can fuckin' dance at a twitch of the wrist, but it being so easy to bat aside is a bit iffy, so maybe something like a mace? I hear they're deceptively fast.*

Sol made a cute thinking sound, raising one hand to cup her chin. *Maces aren't as unwieldy as media tends to make them seem, but they're pretty useless for defending. If you want to actually fight with one, you'd need to get a shield to go along with it, or really, really good armor.* She held up her free hand, her head shifting back and forth a little. *On the other hand, rapiers might be easier to dislodge, but their speed means it's equally easy to get them back into line, and also easier to keep the blade out of the way of someone trying to knock it out of line.*

*True, and depending on what sort of sword tech's floating around, the venerable railroad spike with a fingerguard may be one scary bastard.* Dumas mused, relaxing into the conversation a little as he spotted no less than three duos of men and women in branded body armor patrolling along the (admittedly lengthy) street. Should be safe enough around here to not be a suspicious noise away from grabbing his gun. *Give it a quick search to see what sort of weapons are on the market? I know there's thermal swords around, at the very least.*

Sol nodded seriously before looking off to the side, eyes flickering around as she began researching. Dumas continued to walk in silence for a few minutes, the looming bulk of the Megabuilding growing ever closer until Sol piped up again.

*Right, seems like the melee technology weapons they have here are about the same as what we had back home. I'm seeing thermal blades, like you said, as well as arc-blades, monomolecular blades, injector or coating blades, high-frequency blades, and all sorts of combinations of all of those features. It should be pretty easy for you to recreate Árvakr and Alsviðr once you can build me a body again…* Sol trailed off, a small frown on her face for a moment. *I hope everyone is okay.* She said after a moment, almost idly.

*Same. Hopefully Mr. Agent and his Employer arranged things on our end. God knows my Mother would freak out if she found my apartment empty, nevermind my Grandma.* Dumas sighed into the call. At the end of the day, that was all they could do. Hope these people really had their best interest at heart, when all they really had on their hands was an impromptu abduction, some super powers and a letter that could be entirely tripe aside from the facts they could independently confirm. *Ugh, change of topic time before we end up in the dumps. So, it looks like a rapier would be mostly useful as a delivery mechanism for whatever gimmick, especially given how here people can probably get titanium skulls and backup organs. Sure, not everyone is that cyberized, but Maelstrom and the Animals would on average be able to ignore such a thin hole punched into them, if the damn thing can penetrate in the first place. At the same time, it seems like blunt weapons are being left a bit on the wayside. Thoughts on axes?*

Sol pursed her lips, taking a step back and making a so-so gesture with her hand. *They can certainly work, Instructor Python definitely proves that, but I don't think they'd fit with you from what you've told me. Besides that, axes call for a lot of tricky and technical skill to get the most out of them, and that's… not really my specialty.* She said a bit sheepishly.

*Right, the wonders of edge alignment. Don't have to worry about that with a mace, that's for sure.* Dumas commented, offering an idle nod to a patrolling duo as he passed them by. He, to little surprise, didn't recognize the corporation branding their orange armor, although the big Kang Tao emblazoned on their chestplates at least told him what it was called. Impeccable aesthetic, that was for sure.

The duo, to no surprise either, ignored him entirely after a cursory glance.

*Yeah, there's a little bit of skill in ensuring you get the best impact out of a mace or morning star, but not nearly as much as an axe or warhammer.* Sol agreed.

Dumas was within the shadow of the Megabuilding now. The map-app directed him down a crowded alley, where a set of stairs descended into the sublevels connected to the massive construct.

There were considerably more people streaming in and out of the stairwell, many not looking outwardly different from anyone he'd see back home, at least at a glance. But at a closer look, you'd see the glowing yellow eyes indicative of an Agent call (given that he'd noticed his doing the same when he'd passed a window), or the lines of metal set into the face and neck, or the glowing hair, or hands made of bare, gleaming metals, or the steel legs poking out of a pair of shorts.

Not one sparing a pasty cyclops like himself more than a glance, of course. Just how he liked it, honestly. Good to see the unspoken rules of public transport remain true fifty-plus years in the future and a step to the side.

The station itself looked similar enough to the subways he'd used in the past, a fair bit cleaner and less muggy though. Probably thanks to future tech trickling all the way down.

The process seemed a bit more streamlined, too. The incoming tide of people funneled through several floor-to-ceiling turnsdials, and once Dumas passed through a small pop-up appeared in the center of his vision, informing him we was now 'riding the NCART' and tolls would be accruing.

A quick search on his Agent told him it was 25 cents per station, so not really a concern, doubly so when he was getting off in just a few stops. Even if he missed his pink pensionist card of free public transport.

The flow of bodies eventually led Dumas onto a blocky subway train, the inside of which looked nearly identical to the ones he was used to using, save for the screen-based add space up near the ceiling. Packed as the train was, he was forced to stand.

*Alright, I took a look online, doesn't really seem to be a market for mass-made bludgeoning weapons like there is for swords. Especially katanas,* Sol sounded annoyed as she mentioned the weeb-blades, the train pulling away from the station as she spoke, *But a basic mace should be manageable from a custom-design company I found. Only about three-hundred dollars!*

*Ouch. Maybe later, when I'm less of a twig and I can afford something fancier besides.* He replied. If it was going to be custom made, better get a good one, ideally one that discharged a bunch of fire or lightning on impact. Actually. *Hey, can you check the prices for batons? An electrified one would help a lot with self-defense early on.*

The Doll blinked, glancing away as the train slid silently through the tunnel. After a few moments, she looked back sheepishly. *Those are about half the price of a mace, between 150 and 225 dollars.* She rubbed the back of her head. *That'd probably be a better place to start, yeah? Considering how low on funds we are.*

*Yup. I'm hoping that this deck will be a good way of making money. If nothing else, my boon should help in servicing machines and even stuff like cybernetic limbs, so being a back alley mechanic is an option… assuming I can find customers, anyways.* Dumas sighed, quietly checking his digital wallet again.

Just over a thousand Eurodollars, same as last time he looked, with half of that already earmarked for his new Deck.

Sol sighed, making a face halfway between a pout and a frown. *This is a lot more complicated than guiding expeditions. I've never had to worry about funding or anything before.*

The train pulled into a station, people shifting on and off with the quiet mutter of moving humanity, then the doors closed with a cheery Ding! and the journey continued.

*You can say that again. The extent of my financial responsibility back home was rationing my allowance to make sure I could buy enough groceries. I owned my apartment and utilities were paid by my parents.* Dumas groaned, running a hand through his hair. At least he didn't seem to have a chip socket that he could see, so no way for small time netrunners to load a shard with money and have it launch out. *Actually, can you check around the computer a bit more to see if there's any info on what sort of rent and utilities I'm supposed to pay and when?*

*Sure! Be right back!* Sol chirped, before vanishing from the window.

She was not, in fact, 'right back'. By the time Sol returned to frame, hair a little disheveled and breathing faintly labored, Dumas was exiting the train at the Charter Hill station.

*Sorry, I had to go digging into the trash to find it.* Sol said, triumphantly holding up a piece of paper in frame. *But, I was able to track down a message from your…our? Our landlord, reminding Caiman about his rent being due for last month.* Seeing Dumas' eye widen and his heart get ready to hit the ejection button, she hurriedly added, *Don't worry, don't worry! There was another one that said he was all caught up on that, also in the trash! A-anyways, rent looks like…twelve hundred Eddies a month, and last month's utilities were…327 Eddies between water and electricity.*

*Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow* He chanted, face screwed up like he'd taken a bite out of a lemon, skin and all. *Right, I will really need to get some money going in the next 29 days, I don't fancy trying the homeless life.*

Nevermind what would happen to Sol. Unless he could fit her into the cyberdeck… best not to dwell on it. How he would get money by netrunning (he thought that was the term), he had no idea, but he was already committed to this course so hop–

Once again, the boon from his abductor seemed eager to chime in, pushing more ideas to the forefront of his mind as he stepped out onto the street, feet carrying Dumas along while his greater focus rested on the ideas swimming in his mind.

They were code, but not. It was like having double-vision. One 'eye' could see long, complicated strings of code. The other, mechanical constructs of white, gray, and gold, yet not the precise machine blueprints of the Sangvis drones, but more like… avatars? He didn't recognize them, not like the other designs, but his 'power' supplied a name in place of recognition: Lesser Sanctifiers.

There were five of them: Refractor, Raider, Purger, Protector, and Defender. Each one was a different 'class', and each was followed by the faint outlines of other designs, one or two each, with yet more stretching off into the shrouded distance. Running perpendicular to the five… antivirus programs?... Was a thread connected to a slightly clearer double-vision of code for what he thought was a learning program overlaid with a digital representation of a blank-faced, aggressively generic man and woman.

His first instinct about this new thread was that they were Neural Cloud seeds, meant to be grown in the Inverted Forest, but peering as close as he could get… No, these were pure infomorphs, with zero systems for hooking into a Doll chassis. It became really obvious when, with a bit of effort, he overlaid them with the A-Doll blueprint's software components. He couldn't exactly look at the nitty gritty details, but generalities like this? His boon had no problem sharing that.

'Civilian' VIs to the much more specialized 'military' of the Sanctifiers, perhaps? He flicked the murky data clouds away and brought the quintet of anti-viruses back up, a little corner of his brain marveling at how intuitive this whole thing was. Of course, he was promptly jarred out of it as Sol spoke up, the visions fading away as he returned his full focus to reality.

*I'm sure we'll figure something out Dumas.* She said reassuringly with a wide, confident smile. *We've still got those coding projects Caiman was working on, and the message contacts with the people who hired him for the work. We could try finishing those first? I'm not the best with that kind of stuff, but I'll do my best to help!*

*I can only assume that it kept him afloat well enough, even when he was presumably spending a good chunk on drugs given the mess I saw on the table, so…* He sighed, tension leaving his shoulders as he realized, *We'll be okay. It may be tedious work, but we can get it done and we aren't ever going to run out of people who need debug work.*

Sol nodded emphatically, before deflating a little. *Too bad Antonia isn't here… she'd be able to get that kind of stuff done in no time at all.* She groused.

*At least boon's saying that I can make some blank AIs in a while and a bit? So you'll have some company in there other than my pasty ass.* Dumas offered after a moment's thought. He was curious about this Antonia and talking about her may help Sol, but… nah, things were too raw right now. Better to steer things in another direction.

Sol looked confused for a moment before letting out a small 'oh' of comprehension. *Ah, Agents, that makes sense.* She looked around. *I don't know how useful that would be, it's pretty cramped in here. I doubt you'd be able to get anything much better than one of those Helios Helper Bots to fit with me.*

A short jingle drew Dumas' attention fully back to his surroundings (rather than just enough to not crash into people nor get… right, he had nothing to pickpocket. Still!), which happened to be the underside of an overpass. He could feel the faint vibration of the air and ground as dozens of vehicles passed overhead. Across the street was his destination: a nondescript door with a neon sign above it that read 'medical assistance.'

*Right, I'm here. Going to hang up while I'm there, just in case.* He sent as he crossed the road.

Sol nodded. *Okay. Good Luck!* She waved as the window closed, leaving Dumas to step through the door.


Dr. Chiyo Omoto wasn't in the greatest mood this morning.

First, she had to get up unreasonably early to prepare for a surgery that some jumped-up street rat had all but demanded as early an appointment time as she was willing to let him push, and then the little shit had the temerity to miss his fucking appointment.

She'd only allowed him to push his appointment this early because the punk had (unknowingly) done her a massive service when he'd let her convince him to trade one of his optics for a bottom-of-the-barrel cyberdeck.

The situation that caused that bargaining to even be necessary was a headache in and of itself.

One of her oldest clients, a man who was tied tightly to both Arasaka and the Tiger Claws, had been in an accident that had destroyed one of his optics. Normally, that wouldn't be a problem for someone of that client's wealth, a new optic was nothing to a man like that.

However, the Old Man was nothing if not stubborn; his pigheadedness about doing things exactly the way he wanted was the reason such a powerful man was still making use of her services despite being able to afford close to the best that Corporate Medicine would be able to afford him.

He had been satisfied with the work she did for him back before he reached the heights he now rested at, and the man loathed to change that which he was comfortable with.

So was the same with his Optics-Starlyne NightOwls, a model discontinued over fifteen years ago, made by a tiny 'artisanal' cyberware start-up here in Night City that had died almost as fast as it briefly entered the public eye, its designers poached by larger corps and leaving Starlyne to wither and die.

Regardless of Starlyne's fate, the Old Man had purchased a pair of their most popular optics, and taken a liking to them; he refused to change to another model if he could help it, and so had offered Chiyo an exorbitant amount of money if she could find him a replacement NightOwl before his children or coworkers forced him to replace his optics.

After nothing but disappointment from every ripper and supplier in her contacts, lo and behold. A week after she had gotten the Old Man's message, some greasy little slime with delusions of grandeur came crawling into her shop for the second time, this time asking about Cyberdecks as opposed to just loitering looking at her catalogue. And he had a pair of NightOwls staring out of his pale, gaunt face.

Caiman Dumas obviously had no idea how much his eyes were worth to her; otherwise, he would have asked for a better deck. But she liked to consider herself fair, taking 80% of the cost off of the Paraline and offering a 50% discount on any replacement optics when he had the eddies for them was a steal for a man as badly off as Dumas obviously was– it wasn't exactly hard to spot a Glitter addict.

And the kid wasting her time had certainly killed any tiny twinges of guilt she may have had about the stack of eddies she had made at the man's expense.

Chiyo was drawn from her annoyed thoughts by the sound of someone entering the shop.

And speak of the devil. She thought sourly, moving back to the front of her clinic, thinking of the message she'd received five minutes after she'd messaged her patient about missing the appointment he set.

'Sorry, got some malware in my agent, had to purge everything and forgot about the appointment' certainly sounded better than 'I got high off my ass and didn't come out of it until you messaged me,' but it wasn't exactly believable.

Stepping into the reception area, the ripperdoc paused, confusion welling up in her.

"Terribly sorry about missing the appointment, Dr Omoto." Said the young man standing in her lobby, pure white hair still frizzing out slightly. His expression was sheepish, his face pockmarked with acne scars but clean, one hand rubbing the back of his neck to complete the effect of a genuinely embarrassed but well-meaning and sincere young adult making an apology.

Who the fuck was this?

He had the appearance of Caiman Dumas. Same face, build, and hair. His clothes were the same too, though they looked cleaner. The whole person looked cleaner than the last two times she'd had the misfortune of seeing him.

His cocky, arrogant demeanour was gone, same with that slimy grasping aura so many young people had nowadays. He was focusing on her, but she could see his eyes flicking around the lobby quickly, taking it in like he hadn't seen it before. And the little twitches and spasms in both his face and hands indicative of glitter withdrawal were missing too. They'd been worse the last time she'd seen him, only three days ago. Even if they'd meant he was trying to kick the poison, this was far too fast to have moved beyond those symptoms.

For a moment, her paranoia flared, and the hand 'Dumas' couldn't see twitched towards the Quasar holstered behind her back. Was this some kind of trick? An assassination attempt? Robbery? Something more haphazard? Dumas didn't have the Chrome normally associated with a 'cyberpsycho' but she knew well enough that that didn't really matter.

"You're lucky that I don't have any other appointments today, Dumas." She said after a long pause, making sure to fill her voice with her annoyance. "Especially since you were the one to insist on the appointment time and then were foolish enough to miss it."

He winced, but she could tell by his good eye that he hadn't known that. She dealt with career criminals and veteran dolls (the ones smart enough to not go to that hack in Jig-Jig) day in, day out. Never mind how she knew every muscle and nerve in the human body like the back of her hand. The man was good but not that good. "Yeah, not exactly covering myself in glory there. I can debug something for cheap to make up for it? Then again, not exactly giving you reasons to trust my work, am I?"

"No, you aren't." Chiyo said bluntly, but relaxing minutely all the same. Whatever was going on with 'Caiman Dumas', it wasn't particularly her problem. She had an agreement to uphold, and as long as the man didn't do anything stupid she would ignore his oddities the same way she would for any other client. "I do not need your 'services' Dumas. I'm knocking ten percent off my offered discount on new optics as tax for wasting my time. Now come, let's get this over with so that I can get some actual work done." She waved for him to follow before turning and walking back towards the operating theater next to her weapon wall.

"Fair enough, I suppose. Not going to gainsay someone about to root around in my brain." 'Dumas' sighed as he obliged.

At least the boy had some common sense. That was depressingly hard to come by in Night City.​
 
Updates are probably going to be once a week. We have four chapters fully written so far counting this one. Averaging at 5k words a chapter.
 
Just found this, it actually looks interesting.
Watched.
 
Ni Rambling about the story
Right, may as well port this post over from SB. @RaptorusMaximus you know what to do.

We currently have roughly 30k words written in the doc, with three more chapters all ready to be shipped out. We will probably go for a weekly update schedule but no promises. The broad strokes of Arc 1 (especially its peak) are already worked out, with bits and pieces (such as a list of PNC girls who will be popping up as support staff sooner rather than latter) beyond that hammered out.

Of note is that it will be a while until the MC can make more Dolls. Neural Clouds require a simulation called Inverted Forest to grow into something functional nevermind sophont, in GFL this explicitly takes a supercomputer to run. He will be able to fudge that to a degree thanks to the little isekai cheat, but there are limits. It will take at minimum until the start of Arc 2 for new Dolls to be made.

We are also fudging the timeline a bit, because we want to cover the plot of both Edgerunners and 77 without a huge awkward lull. Here is the rough timeline we're running if you don't mind minor spoilers.

Early 2075: Fic start. Sasha will die in a month or two. Kiwi will be recruited as a replacement a few weeks after that death.
Mid 2075: Lucy, absent interference, would stumble on Kiwi and manage to impress her enough to be taken in as a protege.
Late 2075: Gloria dies and David makes some questionable life decisions.
Early to mid 2076: The whole of the plot of Edgerunners happens.
Late 2076: Prologue of the videogame happens
2077: V's extended brainfuck adventure

Finally, rather obviously, I know more about Cyberpunk than the MC, despite this being an FI. I have not played CP2077, nor have I watched Edgerunners. I have, however, read a fair amount of fanfic, wiki articles (such as the blurbs I posted a bit further up) and absorbed quite a bit from osmosis. All the MC knows is a few broad strokes from Edgerunners from hearing people rave on about it on discord and the odd youtube video, plus having binged a CP trailer compilation before being isekai'd, with him losing consciousness just before the Phantom Liberty got into any more detail than "the combat zone is called Dogtown and there's a plane crash on it that strands someone politically important there".
 
Chapter 2: Pussy Acquired
Chapter 2: Pussy Acquired

The ride back to the megabuilding station in Santo Domingo was considerably less crowded than it had been on the way out; enough that Dumas had been able to take a seat on the smooth ride 'home'. For all that he'd just had brain surgery for plugging a whole-ass computer into his thinkmeats, he sure was walking just fine right after. No dizziness, no coordination problems, not even a headache.

That last one actually took him for a loop. He legitimately couldn't recall the last time he hadn't been on some level of skull pain.

Part of him was itching to shoot off a Ping (one of the pre-installed programs in his deck) into the surrounding systems, just to see what it looked like, but he would rather not find out what American healthcare was in the year of our lord 2077. He had little illusions that that dumbass Caiman had gotten a bottom-of-the-barrel deck, add a pre-installed program on top plus the lovely Night City culture and it was just asking to get stabbed more times than Caesar.

So he just stayed put and chattered with Sol about everything and nothing until the train pulled into the last stop on the line, filing out alongside the last few other passengers and making his way out towards the street once more. Now five-hundred and two eddies poorer, he stopped briefly at one of the many vending machines that seemed to be scattered everywhere and grabbed a 'Burrito XXL'.

Eight eddies and a hefty thud later, he could attest that the thing certainly lived up to at least half the name, being as long as his forearm (hand included). Peeling the sealed packaging open as he walked, the grain-wrapped tube of nourishment was at least warm, and certainly smelled appetizing enough.

He bit in without any fear, this thing was cheap enough as to not have anything resembling vegetable matter. He had vaguely heard of SCOP and was honestly looking forward to it.

Why?

Because reflavored and retextured vat goop grown from a bunch of algae or whatever would be shoddy enough to not make him retch like the mouthfeel of most vegetables and fruit did to him. Granted, according to the package the onion was the real stuff, but that was one of the few veggies that didn't make his diseased brain throw a fit, so whatever.

He took a chunk out of the burrito, and after chewing for a few moments, decided that it… wasn't bad.

He'd never had a burrito before, but he'd had ground beef, rice, and beans (if separately for the most part and the last one only when he was a kid who couldn't get away with "I don't like that"), which seemed to make up the bulk of the filling. There were little things about the taste and texture of all three ingredients that his memories marked as different, but it was just that: Different. Not bad by any measure. The 'cheese' was the thing that most stood out, oddly sweet and didn't seem to react appropriately to the heat of the burrito or his mouth, already far too melted even from the mild warmth of the log of nutrition.

But honestly? He was one of those degenerates who liked the funny yellow rectangles of edible plastic America marketed as their very own cheese. So it being more like a cream was actually enjoyable. It being a bit sweet actually brought him back to the special sweet whiskey sauce that a limited time only Burger King special had, it wasn't a 1:1 but close enough for nostalgia to fill in the gaps.

Also, this was the first time he had something resembling sour cream in the last eight years or so. For some godsforsaken reason, no shop anywhere in Barcelona that he went to had it. The only place he could get any was Fosters Hollywood, and the damn place was a huge metro trip away and expensive to boot.

So the young man enjoyed his oversized burrito, once again setting himself on autopilot as he wandered back into the more run-down section of the district, his map leading him to a building about three blocks from his apartment.

Finishing off the last bite as he approached the door (and deeply appreciating the thought of whoever had decided to include a napkin in the package), Dumas didn't waste any time knocking three times on the door.

A few moments later, it cracked open, revealing a single eye with x-shaped pupils set in a gaunt, dark-skinned face.

"Yeah? The fuck you want?" The woman rasped in a voice like sandpaper.

At least she had good taste in optics. Well, best to keep it simple, no sense in wasting anybody's time. "I'm here to buy a plastic bathtub from one Horace MacGyver. This was the provided direction."

The woman's eye narrowed before she disappeared from the crack in the door. "Horace, did you sell my fucking bathtub!?"

Oh.

"Yeah, I did!" A deep voice echoed back from somewhere inside. "You haven't used the fucking thing in two years, and we have a perfectly functional shower! It's taking up space and I'm sick of it! The guy here to get it?"

Oh no.

There was a pause, then the woman's voice rang out again, now also seeming deeper in the house. "I can't believe this! Why do you always do this shit without telling me! That tub cost-"

"Don't give me that shit, I know you pulled it out of the warehouse on the other side of the district with your brother!" Horace's rumble was implacable. "At least now it'll actually get us something beyond an inflated water bill!"

Heavy thumping that he felt more than heard approached the door, heralding it swinging open to reveal a tower of a man who was, presumably, Horace.

The Hispanic man loomed more than a full head over Dumas, looking down at him with bright green eyes from behind a thick, bushy beard, the Tub held easily under one arm-both limbs, as well as his legs, replaced by hulking cybernetics whose simple outer casing did not match his skin tone at all.

"Caiman, right? Here's the tub." Horace gruffed, maneuvering it through the door and setting down the tub on his front step. Dumas could see the man's partner lurking down the hall behind him, an angry frown gracing her face, her almost emaciated form hunched over crossing her arms as she glared back and forth between the two men from behind tangled, messy hair. "Fifty eddies, like we agreed, and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it."

"Fifty! You sold my tub for fifty–"

"It's more than you paid for it, and I'm giving the eddies to you anyway!" Horace shouted back over his shoulder.

Dumas very wisely just wired him the money through his Agent, took the relatively small bathtub and promptly made like a tree.

He was left huffing and puffing by the time he turned the corner lugging around the damn thing, but he was clear of the splash zone and that was what mattered. Damn, but he needed to start working out. Or see if he can't just pay someone to give him an injection that'll make him wake up looking like a strongman the next morning. Wouldn't be the wildest thing he's heard about this world.

After taking a few minutes to feel like neither his lungs nor limbs would explode, the young man once again shouldered his burden and made for home.


It took… far, far too long to reach the point where his little apartment 'complex' came into view.

He felt like he might be dying. His arms burned, his breath wouldn't stay put, and he was dripping with sweat despite the relatively cool day. The only saving grace was that this body didn't have asthma, so it didn't feel like his throat had been rubbed with sandpaper before a liberal coating of blood and phlegm.

Still, with his objective in sight, Dumas felt a spiteful well of energy rise within himself, and he redoubled his efforts towards the building, desperately trying not to remember that his room was on the third floor.

Movement drew his eye away from his goal to a little sheet metal shack built up against the side of the building that he hadn't noticed before. A door had swung open, allowing a tall woman to emerge. She had shoulder-length black hair and very light brown skin, her arms and shoulders bulging with muscle as she turned and locked the shed with a physical padlock.

She seemed to see him as she turned again, pausing to watch him struggle a few feet closer to the building. Her head looked back and forth between him and the apartments a few times, before she cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted at him, "Hey Choom, you need a hand with that?"

Dumas somehow doubted she was about to run off with it, given she was his neighbor and it was a plastic bathtub. Which was all the excuse his broken, pleading body needed to wheeze, "Please."

The woman walked swiftly over, her long steps eating up distance as Dumas set the tub down as carefully as he could manage. He could make out more details now that she was closer and he wasn't dying in slow motion. She seemed dressed for the gym, with a tight-fitting crop-top and tight shorts leaving little to the imagination and a small bag slung over her shoulder. Her face was very defined, with a strong chin, prominent cheekbones, and thick brow offset by a small, rather cute nose. Her dark brown eyes had a faint almond shape to them, and her lips were full. He could also see more than a few scars across what he could see of her skin, both the pale lines of cuts and small puckered circles which he could only assume were from bullets. It'd fit with this city.

The woman looked him up and down as she came to a stop, then snorted in amusement. "Damn choom, you look like you're half an inch from falling over dead. You carry that thing halfway around the city or something?"

"The guys who sold me it were a family drama bomb 'bout to blow, so I had to sprint full tilt." Dumas reflexively covered his ego's ass, before relenting, "Doesn't help that most of my workout for a while now has been typing until I couldn't feel my fingers and vending machine runs."

The amazon snapped her fingers, eyes widening slightly. "Right, that's where I recognized you from! You're in 3-2." She looked over him again with a different eye. "In that case, you're looking a lot better than the last time I saw you creep out of your apartment." She said, stepping over and hefting the tub up with one arm with only a quiet grunt to show for it.

"So, what's the tub for? Something wrong with your shower? Mr. Xiang should be able to fix it in a day or so, no real need for this." She said, slapping the oversized plastic bowl as she started walking to the building.

"Budget netrunning. Finally made enough to afford a deck." He chuckled pleasantly, quietly making a note to browse cyberware yesterday… maybe not, he'd just depress himself with how he couldn't afford shit.

Was it technically a risk to tell her he was a wannabe netrunner? Yea. But he wasn't about to live as a paranoid wreck. Besides who even gave a fuck about a baby netrunner when Maelstrom was out there doing god knew what with all their implants?

The woman's expression shifted a bit (appraising, maybe?) as she looked at him intently for a few moments before nodding slowly. "Makes sense, I suppose. Think I've heard netrunning suits are pretty pricey." She offered one massive, callus-spotted hand. "I don't think we've properly met before. Misha Ganbaatar. I live in 2-1."

He took it without hesitation. If she wanted to pull a fast one on him, she'd already have done so, "Caiman Dumas, please just call me Dumas. What my parents were thinking naming me that, I will never know."

Misha's skin was rough, and her grip firm as they shook, the woman giving him an odd look at this statement but not saying anything about it. "So, what do you do for work, Dumas?" She asked, maneuvering the tub in through the front door as he held it open.

"Debugging. It's kind of a pain in the ass, but I get to set my own hours and I can rest easy knowing I'm never running out of job offers." The fake albino (by the texture of his hair, he was pretty sure he just had Marie Antoniette syndrome) explained with a wry chuckle, scratching the back of his head. "Maybe it'll be a bit more fun when I'm properly plugged in, but not holding my breath."

Misha hummed quietly. "Sounds better than retail, at least." She said, shifting the bathtub to an overhead grip to fit it into the high-ceilinged stairway before starting to take said stairs two at a time as she headed for the third floor.

"Shoving your hand into a blender is better than retail." Dumas huffed as he tried to strike a balance between keeping up with the mountain of a woman and not having his body commit mutiny a second time.

That got a bark of laughter from the amazon slowly pulling away from him up the stairwell. There were no doors separating the stairs from the hallways leading to the individual rooms, so she was already waiting outside his own box by the time Dumas reached the top floor.

"Should I just leave this here?" She asked, pointing at the floor in front of his door.

"Yeah. Place is a mess right now. At least the five or so trips to get all the trash out will be a free workout." The white haired man chuckled self-deprecatingly. He didn't exactly have the strongest sense of decorum when it came to hosting guests, but there were lines.

Misha gave him a smirk as she placed the tub down. "Fair enough choom. If you ever wanna try and bulk up a bit, I know a few places." She gave him a wave as she walked back to the stairs. "See you around Dumas."

"Same, Misha." He returned before getting to work on dragging in the bathtub into his apartment. He'd probably follow up on that offer later in the month, when he had rent and utilities paid. It was kind of important to be able to run and take a punch in Night City.

For now, though, he had an apartment to deep-clean and some scrap to haul up. He was itching to get on the net but he knew himself, the moment he did that, he'd hyperfixate. Next thing he'd know it was 16 hours later and he was starving.


Tinkering, in Dumas' humble opinion, was a wild fucking ride. His Boon flipped his brain from zero to full muse fugue, pumping inspiration into him until he rocketed to that fever pitch of creation he had only experienced a handful of times in his life.

It started by somehow jury-rigging his sink into an electrolysis station that blasted the rust out of the car metal he'd gathered and tinted it purple in a single jolt from the (miraculously still functional) car battery he'd pulled from the wreck. It then continued by, through arcane means beyond god, wiggling a red hot glass shard into a perfectly shaped lens. He had done this four times already, just playing fuck fuck games with a pair of tongs and a blowtorch in his living room, two for the laser and the same for the optic.

Somewhere around the time when he was fusing together circuit boards and rearranging their wiring like it was silly putty with barely a suggestion of heat from his torch, he had acclimated enough to the burning cavalcade of inspiration to properly notice what exactly his Boon was doing. It was like an invisible assistant, bouncing ideas off of him, holding things steady, making everything click just right despite his tools and setup being microwaved dogshit. Some people may've been incensed that they were only managing to do back-to-back minor miracles thanks to some nebulous power helping them every step of the way. Dumas? He was grinning as he integrated what used to be a USB drive into the homemade computing core.

He had always worked best with a partner.

Dumas started outright whistling a merry tune as he dug out the 'reusable' flashbang, ripping open the electronics that stood in for the chemical powder in a real eyefucker. He couldn't help but chuckle as he felt the Boon roll up its invisible sleeves as he got to work on the heart of the laser, dipping into outright alchemy as he somehow managed to transmute some glass, reflective metals from high lumen flashlight parts and a length of high voltage wiring into a working laser generator. He'd still had to cannibalize a somehow still working headlight from the wreck to make the whole thing fire something combat-grade. The range would be absolute garbo, barely outside a polearm's reach, but it'd pack a hell of a punch.

It only got better when he kludged a mic from scratch using one of the speakers from the flashbang as a base. It was fucking black magic taking the membrane and vibration bits and inverting them to translate funny air wiggles into audio data and he was here for it. In comparison, assembling the chassis out of metal shards without any solder whatsoever barely rated a mention (even if there were still visible seams), same for turning what had probably once been a couple hand fans into workable servos and joints.

It was well into the afternoon when he collapsed spread-eagle onto his bed, legs dangling out and the goofiest fucking smile plastered on his sweaty face. How could he not, when a little command through his agent had the drone stand up and shake itself like a dog, letting out a heavily autotuned "Woof."

The brilliantly named CAT-1 (Cattonne if you were feeling fancy) didn't quite look the same as the game art. Its ass-mounted gun looked like a proper lasgun instead of a weird pseudo-railgun on top of having some extra wiggle thanks to the additional servo he'd mounted so it could swipe the thing side to side for a 30º firing angle. Otherwise, it was the same corgi-sized, stumpy-legged, one-eyed wonder all Commanders knew and loved.

He'd need to buy a bit of paint to slap the Sangvis Ferri logo on it together with its designation, for now he was just happy at having a robodog.

*Huh.* Sol spoke up, having kept quiet at his request during the construction process. *Never thought I'd see a weaponized Dinergate. It's all done then?*

*Yuuup.* Dumas drawled into the call which had let the Doll have some entertainment while he worked. Man, oh man, his body was upset with him and he couldn't care less. This was a workout and a completed fic rolled into one. *Gimme a bit to tidy up this mess and I'll hop in there with you. Just takes regular water if I'm hanging out in the PC, right?*

*That's what the internet says! As long as you aren't planning to 'fight' or do anything 'strenuous' then cold water should be enough.* Sol confirmed.

*Good. I'll have CAT alert me if the water starts steaming or I look too flushed.* He said as he started tucking away tools and random clutter. Thankfully, he'd gone out to buy some bleach while tossing out trash and dragging in scrap, so the stains here and there should leave easy enough. *Half of why I built him, really.*


Dumas' first 'view' of Cyberspace wasn't particularly impressive.

After fully assembling his ramshackle setup, hooking the long wire connecting to his computer sent a feeling like liquid ice through his veins, before he seemed to suddenly be falling through a spinning tunnel of lights, the sensation lasting a bare few seconds before he was deposited into his computer.

The place was… sort of a dump.

It had the vague appearance of a concrete box, though everything looked sort of fuzzy and was tinted in that same eye-searing purple shade that Caiman had seemed to like. There were several filing cabinets lined up against one wall, and a floating screen with a web-browser open on it against the opposite wall, above a door that looked like something you'd find on a submarine.

Within this environment, Sol stood out like a sore thumb: orange, black, white, and gold popping out in defiance of her surroundings. The Doll had a wide smile on her face, and she spread her arms wide in a greeting gesture. "Hey Dumas! Welcome to your server!"

She walked up and leaned in close, looking over the ball of light that was his ICON with pursed lips. "Kind of a weird Projection you've picked, but I can kinda see the appeal, I guess." She tilted her head to one side as she stepped back, crossing her arms with a slightly disappointed expression on her face. "I was sorta hoping to finally see what you look like, though."

"Apparently this is the default instead of a copy of my body. Gimme a sec." The ball of light rippled in mimicry of a shrug before extruding a couple of tendrils and tapping away at a holographic menu. A few flickers to other colors and geometric shapes (the damn thing wasn't the most intuitive), he stood in front of her… if with a far better getup.

It took the same amount of work modeling some half-decent clothes as his IRL rags… okay, he told a lie, he had gone just a little wild on finding the customization menu and how freeform a MMI made it.

Sol's expression brightened as she looked over the avatar, before a thoughtful and slightly melancholy expression took over her face. "You kinda look like one of the Agents from the Cyclops Sector. Darken your hair a little and you'd look like Simo's cousin, or maybe older brother."

Dumas silently decided not to mention that his hair had been gray before a thorough wash. He couldn't quite help a thoroughly awkward chuckle, even his socially maladaptive ass could tell there was some pain in there.

Sol clapped her hands to her cheeks a few times, her bright smile popping back like nothing had happened. "So! What do you wanna do first? There's not much in here– the files over there are mostly the coding projects that Caiman was working on."

"Well, I already had you waiting on me with avatar issues, so I'll save making a spicier one for going into the wider Net for later." Dumas hummed, shaking his head in the privacy of his mind. Sol was a grown-ass woman, he didn't need to tiptoe around every single thing that had her twinge with pain. He was too used to dealing with volatile and fragile people. "So unless I completely missed my mark with you and you desperately want to see me embarrass myself with an attempt at dancing–"

Sol's brow furrowed cutely in confusion for a few moments before she realized it was a joke.

"–I'm thinking we can see what debugging is like with FullDive." He finished with a crooked grin, thumbs in his pockets. Man, oh man, but it was nice to be in clean clothes and with both eyes working again.

The Doll shrugged. "Sure. I'll try to help if I can, but it's not something I've ever been any good at."

"But better than just twiddling your thumbs, yeah? And hey, maybe we'll get lucky with how it works here." Dumas chuckled, strolling over to the filing cabinet. He let his gut guide him entirely, finger jumping like a vinyl needle over each file before settling on one that gave him a good vibe.

The drawer seemed to fold out as it slid out of the wider cabinet, revealing what looked like a blocky mechanical spider which had little mechanical grabby hands on the end of its frontmost pair of legs, as well as another pair of small manipulator-arms in the place of fangs.

Atop the robo-spider was a sheet of paper, and a quick skim gave Dumas what he needed to know about the job. The spider was a sort of autosearch algorithm. It's meant to be left inside a system, where it would then scrub databases for keywords autonomously and save hits for later perusal/retrieval.

The problem was that the program would often take fragments of multiple words on a single page and put them together to 'make' a keyword, which would quickly fill up its limited storage with junk data. The client (who Caiman had noted 'doesn't even know how to code lmao') was offering 350 eddies for him to fix the problem, as long as it was done within… Dumas double-checked the date… the next three days.

Seems he picked the right project to start with.

In this world of code, the issues were immediately apparent. This thing's hands were covered in sticky gunk and, when he had them try to grip his finger, they sparked and crushed the damn thing. Thankfully, it wasn't an attack program, but a copy one, so his finger reset and the little spider was left with a bit of junk data. That in turn let him smell something foul in its processor box as it immediately decided to gobble it up. He popped it open and had to immediately lean his face away from the burnt hair smoke.

Sol, bless her heart, chose that moment to nudge his side with a toolbox. Probably the manifestation of Caiman's debugging programs. Some pliers to peel away the chunks of charred mess, some alcohol and a rag for cleaning the rest, then a bit of precision work straightening a few pins. He had it grip his finger again and much to his delight, it didn't eat up the junk data it ripped out of him.

Next he moved to the manipulators, popping open the casing of the limbs and grimacing. What idiot had wired this thing? It was forcing four times as much power as it needed, no wonder it sparked and sputtered so much. Thankfully it was an even easier fix, just unplugging a few cables and removing a couple capacitor stacks. Another test and its grip was firm but not crushing, all while a diagnostic tool told him he had slashed its processing power consumption by over half and the file was a little lighter.

However, the adhesive was still coming away with a few scraps of junk data. The bot now knew not to take it, but it still wasted time and processing power pulling it away then tossing it. Rubbing alcohol got its grubby hands clean. He considered just diluting it, but having it work on a few sample files Sol tossed at him (probably had been looking for 'em since she first saw him use his finger for testing) showed that it had no trouble at all pulling and stashing keywords without it. In fact, it was going faster, because it didn't need to use the mandible-arms to pull them free from its sticky hands, then transfer them to storage or toss them.

So he popped open a few panels, removed the canisters feeding adhesive to the main hands, removed the channels they used while at it, then finished it up by tossing the sub-arms altogether. Another chunk of processing power saved and the file was a whole lot lighter. He could heft it with a single hand now.

Honestly, half of the time it took him to finish the job was reformatting the computer's call program to look like the ancient spin-dial phone from the Devil May Cry office (with a fancy chair and desk to go with it, of course) and the file transfer program into a fax machine crossed with a woodchipper. He was a long way from making the PC homey, but as he slapped the phone back on its cradle with a satisfying clack, he thought he was getting there.

It was the work of moments to shove the robospider into the lovingly named TresherMaw.exe and follow up with a message confirming it was done (mostly to try out the phone, he could've just slapped a post-it note on the spider) sent to the correct client.

He waited for a few seconds for a response, before remembering that, hee ho hey, not everyone was terminally online. Especially not a normie probably trying to get a startup or small corporate project going.

"Well, that was more interesting to watch than when Antonia would do it." Sol piped up from the other chair he'd made while reformatting the 'communications desk'. "It's kinda weird how things work differently here than in Magrasea. Even the operands feel different." She remarked, slowly spinning her chair as she looked up at the ceiling.

"First time hearing the term." Dumas said conversationally as he kicked his legs up on the desk and mentally ticked an item off the bucket list. Sure, he could prod his Boon about it and it'd probably provide, but he wanted to get to know his more verbal partner.

"What, operands?" Sol looked over at him, and he nodded in confirmation. "Oh, uh… they're kind of like the energy and matter that made up Magrasea. Doll and Agent bodies are made of them, and so is everything else, and you also use operands to fuel… pretty much anything." Sol twisted around and pulled the shorter of her two cleaver-like swords out of the dual-sheath she'd hung on the back of the chair. Holding it out towards him, her eyes narrowed a little bit before bright orange flames engulfed the sword. She waved it around for a few moments before the flames went out and she returned the blade to its sheath.

"That's about all I can do consciously with operands, but people like Antonia or the medical dolls like Persicaria and Delacy can do a lot more stuff if they have some free-floating operands." She said, returning to her slow spinning.

"Right, so a weird mix of easily reformattable data and spare processing power." Dumas summarized before huffing out a laugh, "Although I'm just going to think of it as funky cyberspace mana, let's not kid ourselves."

Sol shrugged. "I guess. So, what next?"

"Doing some prep for going into the Net, I think. First things first, let's see if there's anything pre-installed in my deck aside from Ping." The fake albino said as he straightened up in his seat, tapping the base of his skull on a hunch. Lo and behold, the access to his cyberdeck's data was unsurprisingly in the same area as the damn thing was installed in.

The answer was, apparently, not much. Besides Ping.exe, the only other executable programs he could find within the deck's storage were Breach.exe, Sword.exe, and Shield.exe.

He almost went to open one, before remembering that he may start overheating bad if he started playing with these from his cyberdeck. He'd rather not have to cut this short, so he spent a couple minutes fiddling until he had four holographic boxes sitting on his desk. Copies of the programs.

Dumas obviously tapped the one with a stylized slash on it first, given present company. The world seemed to swirl faintly around his hand, before a wireframe of a one-handed sword formed in his grip. A saber, he wanted to say. A properly curved one instead of the fencing fare.

"Ooooh." Sol perked up as the program-sword formed, now looking much more interested than a few moments before.

"Hah, knew that'd get your attention." He chuckled, idly tugging on a particularly thick line on the grip. Lo and behold, lines of text came out like a scroll. "Says here it is MilitechSword-v1.14, generalist attack program good for daemons, netrunners and data walls. It also says it is from 2062, so I don't expect it to do all that well."

"Hm…" Sol poked at the wireframe sword, frowning as a few sparkles of code flaked away at the contact. "Yeah, this feels really flimsy. I doubt you'd get more than two or three hits out of this before it broke."

"Let's try to work it over. Mind me looking your swords over and maybe borrowing a few tricks from 'em? If not, I'll just see what the Boon coughs out." Dumas said with a vague waggle of his hand. He was pretty sure one of those Sanctifiers had a melee weapon, so hopefully he could adapt that.

Sol didn't hesitate to unsheath the larger of her two swords and hand it over to Dumas. Taking a few moments to figure out how to look at the 'under layers' of both weapons, he quickly came to agree with Sol: The MilitechSword was definitely designed as a disposable weapon. You weren't meant to get in a real swordfight with it, you were meant to summon it as something of a cheap last-resort weapon against something that got too close. Looking at the integrated program, he could see that trying to use it as-is in an extended fight was a complete nonstarter. He'd have to 're-summon' a new sword each time it broke, meaning his braincase would get very hot, very fast.

Sol's sword was much better, a proper… construct was the best word he could use, with integrated systems that let her ignite the sword with a simple malware called 'Fire.zev' that would slowly eat away at any code it got on, gradually degrading it. However, it was much larger. If he edited his Sword into a program of a similar quality, it would definitely spill beyond the bounds of the memory allocated to it and into his 'free' space.

A bit of number crunching and drafting with Boony (name very much work in progress), he estimated it'd eat about an eighth of his spare room. Frankly? He'd have taken anything at a third of his capacity and below, having a weapon you could rely on was essential.

"Let's go hammer and tongs at this sumbich." Dumas nodded, leaning forward in his seat in the universal pose of gamers rolling up their proverbial sleeves.


At the end of the day, there hadn't been that much to it. He'd stripped the Militech program to its bones, picked out the bits it needed to play nice with his cyberdeck, and otherwise just jammed in Sol's code. Aside from figuring out how to give the damn thing some extra reach, all his changes were purely cosmetic.

Honestly, you couldn't really go wrong with 'durable melee weapon that can slap DoT on hit', so there just wasn't much to innovate on, even if he had tweaked the expression a bit. Sol liked to make a blender impression, so her version gave her about a second of applying burn on every hit before going on a five second cooldown. He had elected to instead use a 0.5 second charge up to circumvent the issue, essentially turning it into the omnipresent heavy attack of vidya. There were also some thoughts for a ranged attack, but implementing it as part of the program instead of its own beast would take some work. Maybe later, right now he had something much more important to fix up.

Which is why he was looking over this 'Protector' guy in the Boon's database while he fiddled with what looked like a shield generator straight from Borderlands.

The Boon labeled the big chunky machine as a Guard-Class program, and the capabilities it had certainly seemed to fit both name and role. Looming more than a head over Dumas' avatar, the hulking robot's blocky humanoid shape was covered in slabs of armor, with the right arm enlarged and lengthened to almost resemble a shield and a head that was just a thin box with a long gold line that acted as an optic for the program. Despite the program's intimidating size, it had almost no offensive capabilities, only a rather anemic punch; almost all of its code was focused on making the thing as hard to put down as possible, both through durability and structural integrity.

The thing he was most interested in at this particular moment was located in the Lesser Sanctifier's oversized arm, which anchored a segment of code he wanted to incorporate into the integrated Shield program of his deck: Halo Masking.

When activated, the program initiated a shield-system that made the already durable Protector around 20% more difficult to damage, and activated normally-dormant self-repair protocols, which could restore about 50% of the programs integrity at most. The trade off was that the Sanctifier became rooted in place while the program ran its course, for better or worse.

Dumas' own shield program was considerably… lesser, both in terms of functionality and size. When activated, his Shield would form wherever he wanted within a few digital 'feet' of his body, and intercept a few attacks. Its durability wasn't great, probably only a little better than the original Sword, but it seemed functional enough for something that didn't take up any space.

Still, he had room to spare and he'd really rather not find out what a blackhat could do by getting access to the computers attached to his brain. Hence, his tinkering. He was a bit stuck, though, he wasn't sure from what angle to tackle this. Unlike the attack program, this would require a proper merger between the Militech code and the Protector's.

Dumas rocketed back into his chair with an explosive sigh. Right, muse wasn't quite cooperating right now, so time to freewheel through the other Sanctifiers. At best, reviewing how they worked would give him the spark of inspiration he needed. At worst, he'd find some sub-routines to loot and integrate as separate programs. Then hopefully the break with a simpler project would grease up his muse and it'd be smooth sailing from there.

Sinking a little deeper into his connection with the Boon, Dumas looked over the other Lesser Sanctifier designs once again.

The first, and largest (being only an inch or so taller than him), was the Defender. Despite the name, the program was an offensive one, a Warrior-Class meant to inflict damage at close range. Unlike the Protector, its form didn't really follow the human shape. It floated above the ground with a somewhat cone-shaped body, the head another cone sitting atop it, with their two 'flat' sides connected by a short neck, while two small triangular… wings?... Without any discernible function framed the head. It had two arms, attached on either side of the top of the body-cone, with oversized, armored forearms and three-fingered hands. The hands were honestly more like claws, with the digits tipped with sharp cutting blades, and large blocks of armor on the back of the forearms. The left hand was free, while the right clutched an absolutely massive scythe, the weapon's haft taller than the Defender and the blade longer than it was wide. Like the Protector, it was mostly black with some gold highlights and actual lights, three vertical lines acting as sensors on the head, with the middle line being more than half again as long as the other two. Function wise, it was as simple as a brick. The scythe could hit everything in a sizable area every ten seconds or so, on top of it being able to temporarily overclock its attack routines to pack more of a punch.

The other three programs were considerably smaller than the Defender, with the second largest being the Purger, a Sniper-Class program that, as the name suggested, focused on ranged combat. The thing came up to Dumas' chest, and looked like little more than a snub nose lascannon with legs. It had no discernable optics, just four smaller barrels surrounding another, larger barrel, all of them glowing blue from within and mounted on four lightly armored legs. A closer look showed a well-hidden swivel-mount for the gun-head on the small 'body' of the program, so at least the thing wouldn't need to turn its whole body to shoot at something, unlike some designs. It also showed him that it did have optics, they were little glowing slits on the brim of the main cannon. Functionality wise, this one was spicy. Its main trick was firing its main cannon every ten seconds or so, its attack code optimized to enter already cracked systems and raise absolute hell in them. In practical terms, the more damaged something was, the harder it'd get hit by this thing. He was absolutely nyoinking that, he needed a ranged attack and laser blasts were a classic for a reason. Beyond that, it could boost its analytics, having an easier time finding vulnerabilities to ram a load of hot, sticky love into.

Next, was the Refractor, a Medic-Class program. Like the Defender, it also floated above the ground, but it was considerably smaller. Probably the weirdest in shape so far, the healing program had no limbs, or head, or anything even vaguely aping at nature. It had two parts; a central column made of three connected cylinders of different sizes with a long, extended cone on the bottom that made up more than half the column's total height, and a ring that floated around the center column, not touching it, and which had four small flaps spaced evenly around it that waved gently as the ring spun freely. In terms of size, the Ring was only slightly wider than his shoulders, and the column reached from his head to about his knees. The Medic-Class program, rather unsurprisingly, healed. Every twelve seconds, it would connect to all allies in range for four seconds, pumping as much healing into them as it could before it had to enter cooldown. It could also temporarily enhance its 'hashrate', which seemed to be its ability to gather, format and pump out operands, handily increasing the healing rate.

The last and certainly smallest was the Raider, though still the size of a large dog. The Specialist-Class program had an insectoid appearance to it, with an oversized pyramid-shaped head mounted on a small spherical body by a thin neck, with the flat face of the pyramid facing forward with a large blue optic on it. It had four legs, like the Purger, but while the Purger's legs looked ponderous, the Raider's were thin, angular, and sharp; the data Dumas was reading telling him how they served as the program's primary weapons, as it would launch itself at targets and slam into them with the bladed limbs leading the way. It was a nasty sub-routine, too, the preceding screech shutting down most functions on the victim and leaving them a sitting duck for it. Doubly so when it could also overclock itself to perform the whole thing far faster than it had any right to. The draw? That attack, while causing massive damage and being able to pierce through most defenses, also caused just as much degradation on the Raider. If he was reading this right, the damn thing would just cannibalize parts of itself to brute force through any and all defenses it encountered.

Well, he hadn't gotten a nugget of divine inspiration, but he definitely had a few smaller projects to kit himself up with.

…The PC, too. It wouldn't do to leave it defenseless while they were cavorting in the Net. There would always be some random asshole ready and willing to crack into anything they spotted.

So, of course, he had to be a bigger asshole right back.​



AN: From our conversation on Discord while writing this chapter:

Nihilo


05/29/2024 11:47 PM
AT LONG FUCKING LAST
SOUR CREAM
IT JUST TOOK GETTING ISEKAI'D

RaptorusMaximus

05/30/2024 1:25 AM
>(and deeply appreciating the thought of whoever had decided to include a napkin in the package)
Me @ Corpos: Perhaps I judged you too harshly...
 
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Chapter 3: Roach Motel
Chapter 3: Roach Motel

"Hey Dumas! You ready?"

Sol's voice was slightly muffled to Dumas' digital ears, by dint of the tall medical divider sitting between them.

After he'd finished remodelling the Server and its defenses (and going on a quick ice run), the young netrunner had started working on a different ICON (apparently the proper term for avatars, and really anything you could see in cyberspace) to wear out in the Net propper.

Idly, he'd suggested to Sol that she might want to wear a helmet or mask, since he was planning to make her a body for meatspace eventually and it might be better for her to not be recognized. It was the whole reason he had outright deleted his previous avatar from his deck and only left a copy of that data deep in the PC, after all.

The Doll had thought about it for a few moments, before getting a big smile on her face and pulling the folding divider out of nowhere and setting it up between them, so that she could 'get changed'.

"Done cooking up the ICON, just gimme a second to swap!" He called back, still in what he'd tagged as 'GlowUp.chr'. Using server-side avatar data wasn't exactly rocket science. "On three?"

"Sure! One! Two! Three!!!"

The divider dissolved into blue sparks, revealing the pair of goobers to each other.

Sol…well, she looked like a less campy Kamen Rider. Instead of her casual clothes, she now wore a black bodysuit adorned with orange, silver, and black armor plates. Her swords seemed to be magnetized to her back as opposed to sheathed behind her waist, and she carried a full-faced… it wasn't exactly a helmet. There was a hole in the back that would let her ponytail hang out, but the headgear had a glossy faceplate divided in half vertically by a ridge, with the glass colored in an orange-to-black gradient that shifted the higher it went.

"Greetings citizen! No need to fear, for Mysterious Warrior S is here!" Sol cheered boisterously, a wide grin on her face as she thrust a fist into the air, before her face froze and her head tilted in confusion. "Dumas?"

"Technically Scylla like this, but yes." A velvety contralto replied with a lilting chuckle, gloved fingers lightly covering blue lips. It'd been easier than expected to get the voice right, the Boon all too happy to fork over some packets from its database. "The superhero look really suits you, I have to say. Love the color scheme and the little fur collar is a great touch, too."

The massive fin giving a happy clap against the wood flooring was a nice punctuation for the assessment.

"Thanks, the agents in Burbank said they worked hard on it." Sol said absently, clearly distracted as she walked around her friend's now considerably larger form, poking at the long biomechanical tail a few times. The flexible plating bent slightly under her prods, letting her feel the thick cords of synth-muscle underneath. "You're a mermaid now? And a girl?"

"Internet tradition!" Scylla chirped as she uncoiled from her lounge with a wide smile, teeth fitting together like fine clockwork and more at home in a tigerfish than a woman's face. The only thing blunting it was that she'd made sure to have a laugh like wind chimes. Well, that and the quartet of iridescent fins in place of ears. Making them mildly articulate and rigging them to her emotions had a way to soften her image so long as she kept it toggled on. "Fun and functional."

That was the only warning the Doll got before the black plates collapsed in on themselves, spraying digital seafoam from the deep blue seams as the mermaid kicked off, swimming through the air in a lazy loop de loop around the sentai hero. The Raider's mobility programs had been a nightmare to adapt from a leap-dash into this, but the overthinking migraine had been worth it just for this feeling of freedom.

Sol followed her movements with wide eyes. "Huh. Never seen that before." She said as Scylla came to a gentle stop, floating upside down above her, head hanging down to be on level with Sol's.

Sol's smile returned with a vengeance. "It's a really cool disguise! No-one would ever be able to link that back to your real body."

"Yup~." The watery tart replied with a smug smile, not bothering for a moment to hide her preening. Another kick of her fin and she was 'standing' in front of the Doll, mostly to show off the connection between the tail and the torso. Scylla was very proud of how it'd turned out, making the plating transition to hexagonal fish scales had been inspired… even if it had led to perhaps a more skimpy top than advisable. Still, it was traditional and she'd managed to give it more substance than just a bikini by first making it out of plating and those hexagonal scales then adding a few extra segments around the ribs and back. Then she'd kept going and covered her neck in plating that spread out to drape over her collarbones and sternum, "Even managed to make the whole thing a subtle nod to Sangvis Ferri without being easily connected. After all, angular plates and black plus some cold colors isn't exactly breaking new ground."

That last comment got a tiny eyebrow raise, but Sol didn't comment on it.

"Boon's mostly giving me blueprints for 'em and I love their aesthetic." Scylla explained, pulling up her 'knees' and spinning in the air a little. Weee. "Hell, you're probably going to be wearing their tech. Their Brute model is built for melee and being a mass production unit means it shouldn't be too hard to cobble together with my amazing superpowers."

The finger wiggle was entirely mandatory.

Sol blinked in surprise at that, then frowned, looking off to the side, brows furrowed in thought.

"...It'd be better than nothing, I guess." She said after a few seconds. "But I'd like to get back to my actual body eventually."

"We'll get there. For now, though, I can barely even get the blueprints for a bog standard receptionist A-Doll." The mermaid sighed, swirling through the air to 'stand' up straight, idly tucking a stray strand of hair behind her fins. Still, her good mood couldn't be held back, so she flashed Sol a smile and changed the topic, "So let's go stretch those long legs of yours the best way we can."


The Net of Night City seemed, more than anything else, like a reflection of the real world.

Upon stepping out from the safety of the server and into the wider Net, Scylla and Sol found themselves surrounded by great towers of server architecture looming over them like skyscrapers. Packets of data took the shape of drones as they flitted here and there, nimbly avoiding them and shying away when approached. The environment had a certain air of unreality to it, the 'graphics' of the net being considerably below what Scylla might have expected; closer to games like Warframe or Genshin Impact in most places than reality. Still, as they headed deeper into the urban sprawl (if you could call the chaotic mishmash of architectural styles that, anyways), she put it together. It was the lowest common denominator, the baseline that the code-to-VR algorithm used. Corporate servers, very tellingly, looked like they'd popped out of graphic design magazines… except for that one Buck-A-Slice server that was running 3D cartoons.

The two wandered around fairly aimlessly for around half an hour, Scylla enjoying swimming freely while Sol seemed to relish running and jumping around in her armor.

The mermaid was just starting to consider heading back (to prevent returning to meatspace in a fully prune-ed body) when Sol suddenly froze mid-jump, correcting herself into a fluid roll just before she hit the ground, staring down a digital alleyway between two of the towering data-buildings.

Before Scylla could question what was up, Sol had already slipped down the alley, pulling her shorter sword from its place on her back. The blade lit up with digital flame before the exploratory doll pressed it into a spot on the wall. She pushed the blade in almost to the hilt, her body language broadcasting how she must be sticking out her tongue in concentration, before twisting the sword. With a grunt, she popped a segment of the wall off, where it dissipated into green sparks before hitting the 'ground'.

Sol reached into the revealed compartment just as Scylla got behind her, having to shove almost her entire arm into it to reach whatever was inside.

"While I was in the air, I noticed a section of the wall seemed kinda… familiar." Sol explained, grunting as she wrestled with something inside the compartment. "It was like… some of the camouflage that the Sanctifiers use, and I-" Sol froze. "Do you think this is supposed to be here? Are we gonna get in trouble?" She asked, twisting around to look at Scylla over her shoulder, as her arm was still deep inside the wall.

"I… think it's fine." The mermaid said slowly, scanning the walls. It blended in really well, but there was a reason she'd won every single photography contest at her school. She had an eye for patterns and those were tree roots right there, knotting into something almost reminiscent of a Hobbit Hole's entrance at the wall Sol was fisting and spiderwebbing off throughout the entire alley and peeking out into the pavement beyond. "Look."

She may not be an AI like Sol, but tapping the wall and making the mish-mash of off-color bricks, cables and mold light up wasn't much trouble.

Sol jerked slightly at the sudden illumination, then relaxed and went back to whatever she was doing inside the wall. "Right. Well, there's some handles in here, and I can turn them from horizontal to vertical, but they're really hard to move, and two are in little side-cubies that are hard to reach. Still, I think I've almost–"

A loud clunk interrupted Sol as another panel seemed to blow out of the wall a meter to the left, shattering into glowing shards against the far wall of the alley.

"Got it." Sol said, audibly proud of herself as she extracted her arm from the wall.

Scylla couldn't exactly see her smile as they traded a high five, but she could damn well feel it. She kicked out her fin, slipping around the sentai hero to peer at the new compartment. There was an old-school letter envelope, down to the red wax seal emblazoned with some kind of insect. Beetle-like was about all she could say with confidence.

Sol leaned over Scylla's shoulder to get a look. "Huh… I think that's a cicada." She said, pointing at the wax. "Wonder what it means?"

"Well, that explains the tree roots, at… least…" The mermaid trailed off into a loud groan, "Fuckin' puns. Cicadas live underground and make noise; it's a club."

"So this is some kinda invitation? Why hide it in a wall?" Sol sounded very confused.

"A test. Underground clubs love their obscurity and exclusivity from what I hear." Scylla huffed, although she couldn't quite help the smile tugging at her lips as she cracked open the seal and pulled out the letter.

The document within the envelope was a deep brown color, and the words on it glowed gold.

It read,​

I bid you greetings, Netrunner.

If you've found this, then you have a keen eye, and at least a smidgen of skill,

Both attributes I applaud and appreciate.

If this puzzle peaked your interest, I invite you to complete the other two,

Which should now be visible to you as this one was.

Make it to the end, and I will be happy extend an invitation to the Burrow,

My own little corner of the Net, for Runners just finding their feet.

Best of Luck, little grub, and have fun!

Yours, Cicada3301

"Looks like we're going on an old fashioned gincana." Scylla chuckled, passing the letter over.

Sol took a few moments to read it, before turning her faceplate to look back at Scylla, tilting her head to one side. "Gincana?"

The mermaid made a face as she tried and failed to find a translation, giving up with a wiggle of her hand, "Series of trials for a prize. Puzzles, obstacle courses, treasure hunts."

"Hm." Sol said with a nod. "Right then, there are two other puzzles like this we need to find, how are we gonna do that?" She poked the still visible root designs on the wall, as if entreating them to reveal their secrets.

"Spiral searching pattern. It only makes sense to keep all three parts somewhat close to one another." Scylla replied with a shrug. "If you have any scanning tricks, now would be the time, otherwise we're going through this the hard way."

Sol shook her head. "Nothing that would help in this environment. If things were designed to mimic nature…well, no use wasting time. Let's get to it!" She cheered, pointing dramatically down the alley and setting off at a run.

Scylla followed the excited Doll with a fond chuckle. Her enthusiasm was infectious.

The duo moved fairly quickly through the surrounding streets, Scylla swimming higher up to get a different angle on things.

This continued for a while.

Eventually, just when Scylla was considering pulling back, thinking they may have gone too far, Sol let out a triumphant yell. The mermaid was treated to the sight of the sentai hero heaving a digital vending machine away from the wall of a server tower to reveal a slightly more visible knot of roots surrounding a panel in the wall-these ones seemingly raised from the surroundings, as opposed to simply being a design.

"Just caught some of the design peeking out from behind the machine." She said as Scylla drifted down beside her. "Should I try this one, or do you want to?"

"Sure, it's been ages since I had a puzzle to fiddle with. Let's see how rusty I am." The cyborg fishwoman replied, tail plates rippling and sliding out from beneath one another as she became more of a lamia. A stabler foundation as she looked over the still-covered cubby.

Scylla wasn't quite as gung-ho as Sol, all too happy to take her time poking and prodding at the tangle. A few light knocks to sound out which parts were hollow and careful touches to feel for seams and hidden mechanisms.

The panel itself didn't yield any results, but feeling around the raised roots let her find a small, almost invisible button, only really discernable by touch. She pressed it; there was a click, then after about five seconds, four lights appeared on the panel, one green, three red, accompanied by a quiet negative-sounding buzzer noise.

It was pretty obvious from there, just find the other three buttons and figure out the right combination. Which meant groping the fuck out of the roots since the damn things were almost invisible.

Finding the other buttons thankfully didn't take too long, finding the second one seemed to hint that they were set in a rough x-shape, and after that, it was just trial and error to figure out what order to press them in. Thankfully, it seems she got lucky with the first button discovered, as attempting to start with any other button led to four red lights.

A little more than three minutes later, the four lights flashed green, and the outer panel dissolved like all the others had, revealing an arm-length space with another cicada-marked letter at the far end. Unfortunately, the space between the letter and Scylla was filled by four different nets of what looked like lasers, with the gaps within said nets getting smaller and smaller the further back into the hole one went. She could probably fit her hand through the gaps in the first net with a bit of care, but the last net was so fine she doubted a finger would be able to slip through unscathed.

So, two clear paths. Number one, use a retrieval program to thread the needle and extract the letter that way. She didn't have any of those on hand, so that was out. Number two, address the lasers directly. That she could definitely do.

It took a minute of fiddling, but while Scylla wasn't an AI like Sol, she had bona-fide superpowers. That made operand manipulation to tweak how a program manifested more than doable, especially when it was such a small shift. A glowing blue hand gripping the edge of the hole was all it took for vivid coral to grow like ice on supercooled water. The lasers screeched as they were body blocked by the power of calcium, but it regrew faster than they could damage.

Once she was sure the repurposed LizardScale.exe would hold the lasers back, she quickly reached her arm inside and pulled the letter out.

Sol let out a victorious 'Woo!' as Scylla opened up the letter, which at first looked to just be a copy of the first letter.

However, after a moment, the note pulsed green, then seemed to pull the first letter from where Sol had stashed it in a pouch on her belt, the two humming and glowing brighter before merging together; the faded glow revealing what looked like an old-timey treasure map, torn into three parts and crudely patched back together, though neither the start nor the end seemed to be shown on the map.

Two Down, One To Go! It read across the top, that familiar insect resting below the words, glowing faintly green, the inner light pulsing gently.

"Good job Scylla!" Sol crowed, slapping the netrunner's shoulder happily. "Back to searching, then?"

"Yup. I'm pretty curious what a netrunner hangout will even look like." Her expectations were certainly high, given how she'd spotted everything from a crystal palace to something from Escher's fever dreams during their search. The mark of a netrunner carving themselves a space in their style was hard to miss.

It also went without saying that an underground club like this would help their situation a great deal. Having contacts mattered, especially in a city like this.

The two set off once more, scouring the surrounding net for the last piece of the puzzle.

Time passed. Scylla and Sol searched what seemed like every possible nook and cranny around the previous two clues, expanding their search radius with growing frustration as their efforts continued to turn up nothing.

After nearly an hour of searching, they were approaching the final cut-off point where Scylla would need to leave the dive to avoid the risk of issues resulting from her meat-suit having stayed in the ice bath for so long. Using this or that program intermittently to warm up could only do so much.

Sol, frustration written in her every motion, had the two-parts-finished map out right now, holding it out at arm's length and turning it over and around looking for some kind of hidden hint in the document.

"Let's try using Ping, I guess. Maybe if we're really lucky, Cicada will have put in some clues even for the lowest common denominator of scan programs." The mermaid sighed. She frankly didn't trust that program at all, it was over fifteen years old which was a whole epoch when it came to software. Worse, it was a standard-issue, pre-installed program from a big corporation. Everyone and their grandmother would know how to spoof it by now.

If she was in Cicada's shoes, she would've made any trail requiring scanning programs spoof most off-the-shelf stuff. It wasn't a test of ability at all if you could succeed just by mindlessly spamming something you got as a freebie with your cyberdeck. "Start with the map. If that doesn't spit out anything we do a quick sweep closer by to where we found the last piece."

Sol nodded, holding the map out towards Scylla. A moment of focus and a mental flick sent a shiver of phantom heat running up her neck, then the map fragments began to glow a brighter green. After a moment, two translucent lines shot out of the map, headed back towards what Scylla guessed were their respective cubbies. A moment later, two boxes highlighted, proving she was correct… then, from each box, came two more connections; one to each other, and the other, to a nondescript server-building well outside their search radius, the whole structure briefly glowing green before the Ping faded.

"Hey, it worked!" Sol cheered, quickly rolling up the map and putting it back in a belt-pouch before setting off towards the server. "Let's hurry! You'll need to log off soon!"

"Yeah…" The mermaid muttered, swimming after her friend and quietly wondering what the fuck? Maybe the ease of finding the next spot was counterweighted by it being a far more intricate puzzle once there? She could see the logic if so, making it a reminder to not neglect even the most basic of tools if you didn't have anything better but not leaving it an out and out gimme.

The two women arrived before the server quickly. It appeared like little more than a concrete box, with windows covered by metal bars, and a security camera overlooking the heavily armored front door.

The pair stopped a decent distance from the building, both considering what they were supposed to do. Before either could say anything, something in Sol's belt beeped loudly. Pulling out the map, it had changed both shape and contents to a large scroll, which read;​

Congratulations on reaching the last step!

You are close to receiving your invitation.

Before you is a server, owned by me.

The last clue to the Burrow's location is inside.

All you have to do is get to it!

How, is up to you, but be warned!

If you trip the security systems, you will only have three minutes before the server enters Lockdown,

At which point, it will delete the last clue for 24 hours, and scramble the interior and defenses for when it opens up again.

You're free to attempt this challenge as many times as you need to.

I look forward to seeing (and recording) both your failures and eventual success.

Good Luck!

Cicada3301

Looked like Scylla'd hit it on the head. "Right, I need to log out and warm up soon anyways, so how's it sound we cut loose for a bit? The layout changing doesn't mean we can't learn about the design principles."

Honestly? It was just an excuse to have fun with all the combat programs she had cooked up. Sure, Cicada would be recording, but this was the stuff she'd cobbled together in a couple of hours. Unless the Boon really strangled the tech tree progression, she'd have a whole new arsenal by the time it mattered.

Sol looked at her, and she could practically feel the eager grin hidden behind her mask.

"Sounds good to me!" Sol practically crowed, drawing her larger sword in a flash of movement, crackling flame gathering along the blade in a rolling wave before, with a shout, she swept the blade out in a horizontal slash, sending a wave of flame washing across the face of the server, instantly slagging the camera over the door and visibly denting the armored door.

Sol followed close behind the wall of fire, an overhead slash with her longsword cleaving the door in two before a spinning kick sent the two halves flying inward, causing the entire server to shift to a deep red color. Security shutters slammed down over the windows, and an alarm began to blare.

"Yahoo, Cicada! You can tag this Sol and Scylla thunder run one!" Scylla hollered into the hall as she swam in to the sight of her partner fileting a bunch of cicadas stuffed in security guard gear. Luckily, they didn't have to fight over chaff, as another pair was coming in from a door to the left.

The shimmering crystal at the heart of her gorget blazed to life, burning blue racing up the conduits over her throat. Scylla's cheeks split, bearing rows of knifepoint teeth as her jaw unhinged, unleashing a particle beam that she swept across the narrow entryway.

She could feel the heat spike as the program ran, the price for packing this much punch and load speed into such a tiny file. She could sustain it for just shy of a second, but that was plenty enough to carve a trench into both insectile bodies, the informorphs stumbling under the onslaught.

The mermaid didn't feel like allowing them to do anything more than that, water shooting from either end of a clenched fist as she charged, shimmering like a soap bubble. A bubble that promptly burst as she rammed it into the savaged gut of a cicada, revealing a ridged fin soaking in sparking gore as she yanked her spear free, twisting to intercept its recovering buddy.

The insectoid security guard swung clumsily at the cyborg mermaid with an attack program shaped like a stun baton, but it was simple even for a novice like her to avoid the attack. A downward swipe of her spear's large blade chopped through the program's neck and shattered the whole thing like glass, spraying flickering yellow-green giblets absolutely everywhere. God, but was stomping bugs satisfying.

A glance down the hallway showed Sol surrounded by nearly a dozen of security bug corpses already starting to dissolve into visual glitches, the Doll splattered with digital blood and practically vibrating with excitement.

"This is great!" She cheered, noticing Scylla's attention on her. "Come on, we've still got more than two minutes to find more!" And with that, the blood-soaked sentai hero charged off deeper into the 'villain's fortress.

"You're on!" The mermaid crowed, pushing her movement program as hard as she dared to keep up. Her cheeks were still parted, the rictus grin of adrenaline refusing to leave.

The pair proceeded to tear through the interior of the server; Sol was a gore-soaked orange buzzsaw who never stopped moving, her flames lashing out to sweep over groups of guard programs before she tore into them with her blades. Her shortsword blocked strikes coming from bad angles or was used as an oversized throwing knife on a target just out of reach, recovered moments later as Sol caught up with her wayward weapon, longsword preceding her.

Scylla was nowhere near her level, but she had known that from the outset. The good thing about a spear? It was THE weapon of poorly trained levies. Any two-bit pigshit farmer could pick one up and be a threat with it. Add in its reach compared to Sol's swords and Scylla's ability to swim through the air? She slotted into the sentai slaughter seamlessly, even if a great deal of it was the wily old veteran having such bonkers instincts she adjusted her murder-choreography to perfectly accommodate her without a single word exchanged.

As they moved and fought, Scylla kept half an eye on the surroundings. The server's interior seemed to be designed to look like an office building. Large rooms full of cubicles separated by narrow halls full of meeting rooms, all of it even more sterile and bland than one would expect of such a space, with not even a motivational cat poster to grace the barren walls.

Cicada's security seemed to crawl out of the walls wherever they went, now coming in greater numbers, presumably in response to their assault. They also attempted some rudimentary tactics, with baton-wielding programs trying to tie Sol up while ones with wireframe handguns shot at her. Unfortunately for them, Scylla was quick to focus the less numerous ranged bugs with her beam whenever it was available, and Sol had little trouble cutting most of the incoming fire out of the air. The Doll did start accruing some damage, but–

"LaaaaaaAAA~!" The siren was all too happy to sing it away, a ring of water rising with her voice before bursting into healing rain over the pair of them, scrapes and chinks mending in a matter of seconds. The wonders of Refractor code.

It was, in a word, exhilarating for the newbie netrunner. Unfortunately, all good things had to come to an end. Just as the duo reached the 'top floor' of the office-dungeon, there was a long, droning beep, and the whole interior of the server dissolved into a blank white room. An autotuned female voice droning out:

"Objective failed: Lockdown timer has elapsed. Server will now enter shutdown. Service will reopen in twenty-three hours, fifty-five minutes. Please vacate the server now."

"Awwwww." Sol whined, drooping as she looked around the room. "But that was so much fun!"

Scylla, for her own part, just dissolved into giggles as she let herself fall limply on the floor like the fish she was. "That was great! I hope there's a boss monster at the top."

Sol started giggling as well after a moment. "Yeah, that'd be fun as hell!" She agreed eagerly.

Still, best to clear out before they were evicted by automated systems, so the mermaid lengthened her tail and heaved herself up on digital myomer alone. She gave a two finger salute to the ceiling, her smile soft and joyful instead of a beartrap, "Thanks for the ride, Cicada. We'll be back tomorrow for a proper run. "

And as soon as the pair exited, it morphed into a featureless black cube with a massive timer on the front face. Scylla took a moment to tap the pavement in front of it, saving the address in her deck so they could zip right to it next time. As she did, an alert from CAT-1 buzzed insistently in her skull, the third of a set she'd thrown together before heading into the net. She'd ignored the other two, immersed in combat as she was, but this one was letting her know she needed to disconnect right now. So she did.


Elsewhere in Night City, an alert pinged on an old but well-maintained computer.

The owner looked up from his book (a proper book, on synth-paper and everything), pushing himself up from his window seat with a grunt and moving over to check what had come in.

New recordings from Cicada's Trail V.21?

Intrigued and pleasantly surprised, though somewhat confused by the fairly large gap between the starting timestamps on the three files, he played the first recording.

His brows rose in confusion, watching the orange-clad 'runner brute-force his first puzzle after spotting it (good eyes on that one). It shouldn't have been possible for her to turn the handles like that, but the readings from the program showed she had, so perhaps it was some new technique the young folk had come up with? A hyper-subtle Breaching program reliant on the psychosomatic input of the the Runner's avatar, maybe?

Curiously, neither of the pair seemed to notice the blatant connections to the second clue, rushing off with that connection staying un-Pinged until they left the radius of his recording program.

He checked again, and…yup, it took half an hour before the orange one pulled down the vending program he hid the second clue of this cluster behind. Almost ran past it too… were they looking manually?

The girl with the mermaid-looking ICON handled this puzzle, figuring out the root-button gimmick fairly quickly. She even lucked out on the first button of the sequence, which made figuring out the rest of the simple 'code' a breeze.

The manner in which she bypassed the inner laser grids was unique, a little piece of code he'd never seen before, but which made getting the second clue considerably faster than anyone else who'd done this particular cluster of puzzles before; however, the pair still left the second puzzle without even attempting to check for other connections.

He was starting to think the pair were entirely self-taught, without even the smallest connection to other Netrunners beyond maybe what they'd seen in vids and BDs. Even so, they both displayed some impressive natural talent. The Warrior's code-manipulation was some of the most subtle he'd ever seen, and the programs displayed by the Mermaid looked to be entirely original.

Moving on to the third recording, which based on the timestamp started over an hour after the second puzzle was completed, some quick checks of his logs showed that one of the pair had finally decided to try Pinging the clues they had, which presumably lead them to where the recording began, with the duo standing before one of his many 'test servers', meant to weed out newbies with some level of actual ability from wannabes who thought chipping in a deck and buying some trash-tier quickhacks made one a Netrunner.

"Right, I need to log out and warm up soon anyways, so how's it sound we cut loose for a bit?"


The old man blinked. What did she mean by–

The wave of fire that erupted from the Orange Warrior's sword made thoughts stutter to a stop. He watched, gobsmacked, as the two prodigies absolutely tore through hordes of his handmade security programs, programs designed specifically to teach rookie Netrunners a lesson on picking their battles and managing their heat.

A Loud Netrunner with no plan other than pasting everything in sight with attack-codes would cook and be ejected within the first couple of floors in the face of the waves of security-bugs.

But these two… these two bypassed that design philosophy almost entirely simply by using the same kind of always-on attack programs he had designed his Guards to wield like stun batons. It was a technique that had fallen out of favor among programmers nearly thirty years ago, due to such programs being limited to 'melee' range and effectively lowering the heat-cap of a runner using them due to the heat generated constantly by running the program.

He couldn't remember the last time he'd seen someone deploy something like this duo's swords and spear, but they were making a mockery of his Daemons… even if they were fighting their way directly away from where the clue was located in the 'basement' of the server.

The Warrior was far and away a better fighter, but the Mermaid had good situational awareness in supporting her, as well as a more varied set of programs than the fire of her more martially-inclined counterpart.

Watching the two slaughter their way through his daemons, he was reminded of one of the videogames his granddaughter had 'forced' him to play with her (he'd been overjoyed she wanted to spend time with him, but he had a persona to uphold). It was not at all something he would have ever expected to think while watching a pair of rookie Netrunners challenge one of his servers.

Still, despite their impressive and novel combat abilities, this was an objective based challenge, and they weren't heading towards it, so inevitably the server finished its lockdown protocol and the pair took their leave.

And just as he went to close the recording, mind already awash with the raw, unpolished potential these two seemed to exude like a cracked reactor core, the conversation as they made their way out of the server stayed his hand.

"That was great! I hope there's a boss monster at the top."

"Yeah, that'd be fun as hell!"

"Thanks for the ride, Cicada. We'll be back tomorrow for a proper run."


The old man stared at his monitor for a long few moments. Gingerly, he scrolled back to look at the genuine smile the Mermaid had given as she thanked him for his work.

He couldn't remember the last time someone had thanked or complimented him for his work on these puzzles. And that smile… it reminded him of his daughter, in better times, and his granddaughter now.

The two's words rolled around in his head as deft hands spotted with age danced across his keyboard, pulling up the link to that particular server, ideas and creativity blooming with a vigor he'd thought lost to him.

Boss monster, eh? Well, let's see what I can cook up…

It was going to be a long night, but the man known online as Cicada3301 was feeling up to the challenge.

His wife would understand.​



AN: This chapter was brought to you a day or two early by Nihilo's unquenchable desire for serotonin.
 
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OH my god that was somehow both badass and adorable at the same time!
And Cicada! I adore the referrence to the real-life cicada3301 code, and the guy himself sounds like my grandpa, i love him already
 
OH my god that was somehow both badass and adorable at the same time!
Behold the power of Sol. Truly chugging that cheerful murderpuppy juice.

And Cicada! I adore the referrence to the real-life cicada3301 code, and the guy himself sounds like my grandpa, i love him already
You can thank @Boozeshlager for that reference, he hit us with it when we were pondering about a net-only fixer and it went from there.
 
That game the old-timer's narration mentioned, that was probably something like Dynasty Warriors wasn't it?
Likely!

We have decided that while cyberpunk media is rather full of ads, microtransactions, etec. On the flipside censorship has died in a fire and entertainment tech even beyond BD-based FullDive VR has never been better. Couple that with how worn down people in Night City are and that means they need some high octane shit to get past neutral.

Hence, everything from TV to videogames are a wild fucking ride.
 
SV deeply shared their audience with SB. If you post same story on both, people choose one place to follow.
Well, hopefully that means they know to migrate here if the fic gets shuttered in SB due to one glossed over mention of people having sex.

Wouldn't be the first time.
 
Chapter 4: Mandatory Downtime
Chapter 4: Mandatory Downtime

Dumas gasped uncontrollably as he suddenly regained awareness of his body.

Cold! Was all he could think, his entire body now numb and his movement sluggish as he levered himself out of the tub, which now had considerably less ice in it, but nothing close to no ice. The only part of him that felt warm was a small area around the back of his neck, where his deck sat, though his head at least still had feeling.

He flopped to the floor of his bathroom with a wet splat, his loyal Dinergate standing guard at the doorway turning at the sound before beeping a greeting to him and turning back to its watch. It had been alternating between that and periodic visual checks of his status, even if it being connected wirelessly to his PC gave it plenty of data anyways.

Pushing himself to sit up, Dumas blinked a few times, forcing his thoughts into shape, trying to take stock of himself. He was cold, he was wet, and based on the complaints from his stomach and the faint throb of a headache, he was both hungry and thirsty.

He could technically solve the second right now, but honestly? He didn't trust the tap water around here one bit. So his meat would have to wait a bit while he dried up and threw on some clothes.

…If he was heading out, may as well go to a laundromat to get his rags washed. They weren't bad clothes and would still last a while, it was just that Caiman only knew hygiene by reputation. Thankfully he had found a duffle bag while cleaning up the place, so lugging the stuff around shouldn't be a problem.

Stepping over CAT-1 to exit the bathroom, Dumas dried himself with the single ratty towel he had found and dressed. Packing up the two identical outfits that he had into the bag alongside the towel and his honestly disgusting sheets, he called Sol as he slung the bag over one shoulder.

"Hey Dumas! That was really fun!" She cheered before her expression became more serious. "How are you feeling? You said you were cutting things a bit close at the end there, and hypothermia is no joking matter."

"Regretting going so hard on the ice, that's for sure." He groaned, definitely going for half and half next time. "Only regret of that whole thing, though. Want to take Cattone for a spin while we go get this washed and I get myself some food?"

"Uh…sure!" Sol replied after a moment of hesitation, and Dumas spent a few seconds connecting the small robot to his computer, Sol's call cutting out a moment later.

The machine stiffened, then began to quickly rotate around on its stubby little legs, seemingly trying to take everything in with its single large optic.

"This feels really weird," Sol's voice chirped from the dinergate, tilting back to look up at him. "Everything looks so big!" She continued with a laugh.

It took every last shred of willpower in Dumas' body to not pet the cute robot.


The nearest laundromat to Dumas' building was about six blocks away, and thankfully was listed as a 24-hour establishment, as it was already 4:30 in the evening when he started heading over, Sol's diminutive drone body trotting along behind him.

The shadows were lengthening as the sun was beginning to close on the horizon, the sky turning from blue to the grand mosaic of sunset. Like earlier in the day, few people were out walking the streets, though Dumas did see a lot more people hanging out on the makeshift patios many inhabitants seemed to turn their unfinished second stories into. Hanging strings of lights started to flick on as darkness descended, music and laughter echoing from these assorted gatherings.

Sol kept quiet as the two moved through the streets, her robotic body drawing a few looks from the scattered pedestrians they passed, but notably no comments. The silence was companionable enough and with her right there and with a laser gun strapped to her back, he didn't exactly feel a need to fill the air with chatter to ease his nerves.

The laundromat was about what he expected when the two finally rounded a corner and came within sight of it. A squat building set within the ruins of a strip mall, the only business that seemed to have survived the decline of the area on its own little island within the cracked parking lot of the plaza, bright lights spilling out from the glass frontage of the building an illuminated sign that read 'Sam's 24-Hour Laundry' in simple black-on-white letters.

As he came closer, Dumas could see a few people inside, doing their business at the lines of washing machines. More eye-catching were the three people sat just off to the side from the entrance to the laundromat on folding lawn chairs; two men and a woman. One man and the woman looked middle-aged, while the second man was around his own age. Their apparel was what he reflexively labeled 'soldier casual,' with worn but clean camo-pattern pants and olive-colored chest rigs over obviously civilian shirts and a mishmash of foot and headwear. Probably most concerningly was that all three were carrying long guns; the older man and woman had rifles sitting across their lap or leaning against their chair, respectively, while the younger man was cradling a shotgun, fiddling with its sight.

Now, they weren't exactly star-spangled or covered in eagles, but Dumas put even odds on them being 6th Street. The other option was them being independents keeping guard for whatever reason. Didn't really matter at the end of the day, they weren't here to shoot up the place so he would just be loading a washer then seeing what the vending machines he'd glimpsed through the window had in stock.

Making for the door, Dumas' movement seemed to draw the attention of the female and younger assumed-gangers, the older man busy gazing up at the sky while puffing on a cigarette. Their initial glance flicked over him, analyzing, before disregarding, before moving to the dinergate behind him.

He could see the older woman disregard the small machine in turn, before visibly double-taking, while the younger man got a confused look on his face, leaning forward in his chair and shifting his shotgun to a more ready grip.

"What the fuck is that?" The youngest ganger asked, eyes moving between Dumas and the small robot behind him, his words causing the older man to actually pay attention, pitch-black optics snapping down to survey his surroundings, the rifle in his lap snapping to a low ready in an instant.

The older man looked at CAT-1 for a long moment, eyes flicking to Dumas (who had frozen up at the sudden attention of three armed individuals) for less than a second before returning to the machine. "Ain't ever seen a 'bot like that before." The old man drawled around the cigarette still held between his lips, visibly relaxing. Returning his gun to his lap and leaning back into his chair, he looked back to Dumas. "Where'd you get it, kid?"

"Pet project." Dumas told the absolute truth while implying anything but, the awkward chuckle was one hundred percent genuine though, "Someone decided to slash up a broken car near my place and I was able to just about fit the shards into a working chassis. 'S why the legs are kinda weird."

An assortment of 'Huh's came from the three armed folks, each with a slightly different intonation but all seemingly in agreement, the two men seemingly losing interest at his explanation. "Head on in then." The older man said with a lazy flick of his hand. "Don't cause no trouble and you won't find none." The warning was delivered with a casual air that still made a slight chill run up Dumas' back.

He made the wise decision to keep his trap shut, nod, and go right in.

As the door was closing behind him, he heard what could only be the woman's voice asking, 'How much do you think that'd cost?'

Trying to calm his slightly freaking out heart, Dumas made his way to the nearest empty machine. Looking it over, it seemed they had their own detergent supplies you could pay for on top of just using the machine, which he did (seeing as Caiman hadn't had any in his apartment and all he'd bought during the cleaning crusade was bleach and soap). Loading up his limited supply of linens into the machine, a tap of a button saw fifteen Eurodollars slip out of his account and the washer started to fill with water.

Nine eddies for detergent. That was an XXL Burrito and a half! What was the world coming to?

Speaking of burritos, a loud and irritated gurgle from his gut drew Dumas' attention to the quartet of vending machines set in the back corner of the laundromat. Two served drinks, the other two food. For the former, the selection was either NiCola (in normal, blue, or fire variant) or 'Té' (in Matcha, Sencha, or Oolong). The dinner selection was between Holobites Pie-Paste (in Peach, Cherry, Mint, or Grape) or Orgiatic Nutri-Paste (in Salsa Agave, Vinegar Chili, or OMNIFLAVE™).

He went straight for the syntea machine first. Soft drinks were a losing gamble with him at the best of times, even if his Chinese ancestors were likely screaming as he picked up the can of 'Oolong'. They got their vindication, too, because now he couldn't delay much longer about the food.

A quick net search told him the two paste brands were about as different as two types of nutrient-paste could be. The pie-paste was considered a dessert or snack food; tasting pretty good, but lacking a lot of the vitamins, minerals, and other nutrients one would need for a 'proper' meal. The Orgiatic Paste, on the other hand, was advertised and reviewed as a full meal-in-a-tube, with the base paste having a bland, vaguely meaty taste but providing '110% of everything you need in a meal, and 330% of your daily recommended vitamins!' The provided 'flavor packs' built into the package providing most of the actual taste to the meal. The available flavors were somewhat limited, both in variety and the actual volume of the flavor packs.

It was apparently very easy to use up all the flavoring before you actually finished the tube. There were several tutorials on how to best manage squeezing out the flavoring to make sure it lasted through the entire meal.

Truly, even the dystopian future couldn't stop random youtubers from making tutorials on everything under the sun.

A bit more digging told him that while Holobites' was quite a bit bigger, enough to fill a soup bowl, that was because the bastards used some flavor of microfoam-like icecream machines. Didn't outright state it, but between reviews of the mouthfeel and the public data on the grams per packet, it was telling. Orgiatic was two-thirds the size but half again heavier than the pie pouches, and quite a bit cheaper… except this 'omniflave', which was on par in exchange for having five flavor packets instead of two. Soy, basil, vinegar, honey, alioli. It was also a bit bigger than the other options if you believed the pictures on the machine.

Caiman had left this body in enough of a state, to put it politely, that Dumas wasn't about to treat himself to junk food anytime soon, so the modern doctor sausage it was. Just the Salsa Agave; he'd learned his lesson about honey on super processed meat as a kid. Vinegar Chili was just a fancy way to say Sriracha and he, too, had learned his lesson there.

Ten eddies for the drink, and six for the paste, about a 30% markup from what the net said were the usual prices for the latter. Alas, there weren't many vending machines around here so they could get away with it. The syntea machine was one of those auto-brewers, so while that did its thing he picked up the sustenance tube as it thumped down.

…Huh, pretty much the same as the offbrand pork pate he used to have as a kid, down to the faint metallic taste. He could eat this straight up if he had some crackers, but as it was the flavor packets did their job. Never had Salsa Agave before, but it went with the meat well enough, savory and with just a touch of sweetness.

Picking up the lukewarm cup of syntea from the little cubby that had opened up to reveal it, Dumas made his way over to one of the backless, poorly padded benches set up between the lines of washer-dryer stacks, taking a sip of his drink as he did. A bit shittier than Golden Sail, but eminently drinkable. Unlike fucking eneldo infusions that tasted like running his tongue through a forest's underbush.

CAT-Sol (Suncat?) toddled up to him as he took another sip of Té, chasing it with a dollop of paste. "That's… odd looking food." She said, the speaker on the dinergate making her voice sound higher, sort of child-like; which didn't really hide how grossed out she sounded. "How does it taste?" She asked, plopping the dinergate down on its rear like an overweight pug, its little forearms wiggling in the air.

"Filling." Dumas deadpanned, before chuckling and shaking his head, "Naw, it's not as bad as it looks. Gas station sort of food, just even more preprocessed. This would actually be fairly good with crackers."

Sol made an unconvinced noise, wiggling CAT-1's little arms. The two sat in companionable silence for a while, Dumas slowly consuming his meal-of-the-future while Sol sat with a somewhat uncharacteristic stillness– at least until the robot began emitting small snoring sounds.

Right, Dolls simulated exhaustion and sleep for the maintenance cycles of their Neural Clouds. Haah, poor Lyco and Persica, they packed so many features to make Dolls relatable to humans and yet…

He took a big chug of his syntea, shaking the thoughts clear. No, none of that. He would give them a proper home here. They deserved it.

The sound of the laundromat's door opening drew Dumas' attention from his brief bout of brooding. Looking over, there was a moment of mild surprise to recognize the head of the towering woman he'd met earlier in the day peeking over the lines of machines between them. He had a moment of confusion, before realizing that, since this was the closest laundromat to their shitty complex, she must do her laundry here too.

Misha… nope, her surname was gone to the fucking void beyond it sounding Mongolian. Just Misha for now. The muscle mongol walked into the same isle he'd chosen, now dressed in a much more concealing black and gold tracksuit, a duffel bag like his slung over her shoulder. She paused for a moment as she saw him seated in the aisle, before sending a friendly smile his way. "Dumas, small world. Thought I recognized Tanya's description– you didn't mention you were a techie as well as a wannabe runner." The woman rumbled as she began to transfer clothes from her duffel to a washer.

"Didn't want to infodump… especially with my lungs halfway to mutiny." The white-haired man chuckled, scratching the back of his head. "Anyways, meet Cat-one, made from the guts of a used-up laser grenade and more chunks of car than I care to count."

Dumas had, rather obviously, taken a bit of time to research how common laser weaponry was. Turned out, people even made grenades with the stuff, which gave him an easy explanation for where the fuck he had gotten the parts for the gun.

Misha sent him a surprised look. "Is that what happened to that old wreck? Damn; guess I owe you a thanks, that saves me having to clean all that scrap up."

Misha tossed her duffel back in after the clothes it had carried, closing the door with a bit of force and tapping through the start option with the ease of long repetition. The amazon then approached the sleepy dinergate, crouching down beside it bringing her to head height with Dumas. "And you programmed it to make little snoring noises? That's adorable." She cooed, patting the little robot gently on the optic housing.

"I had the rough size, optic and gun thought out for the longest time. The metal shards ended up dictating how the chassis looked and well–" He gently moved one of the stilt-like front legs up and down with a finger, "It was so cute I couldn't help myself but add a few quick extras to the software."

Misha giggled, leaning back from the snoring robot into a classic slav-squat, heels never leaving the ground. The woman tilted her head to one side, looking thoughtful, before glancing at Dumas. "That gun isn't just for show, is it? How much punch were you able to keep from the grenade?" She asked, her tone a bit more business-like.

"Better and worse. I had to absolutely shitcan the range, two meters under ideal conditions. I couldn't manage a sustained cutting beam like the original with what I was working with, would've been a game of what melts first… so I flipped the script and made something meaner." The tinker grinned, all too eager to show off his first piece of handiwork. A fingernail gently tapped the metal rim of the barrel, "See how the lens at the tip is a lot wider? Instead of a hair-thin thread chopping off an arm, it is like a shotgun slug exploding it. Much gentler on the whole system to just do a single push than to hold it for several seconds."

Misha blinked, looking at the snoring robot with new eyes. "Huh… that's a lot more kick than I was expecting." She rapped on the casing of the little bot with her knuckles, frowning slightly at the sound. "Doesn't seem very sturdy, though. Probably couldn't take more than one or two smaller pistol rounds."

"Salvaged car plating from god knows how many years ago will do that, yeah. I had to jury rig some electrolysis with a car battery just to get all the rust off." Dumas sighed, rolling his shoulders. "But hey, short of the gun, easy and cheap to slap together. Give me an old security camera or broken smartphone and some random electronics junk and it'll get done."

"Plating isn't that old, I only tore the thing up a few months ago," Misha muttered, shrugging at Dumas' doubtful look. "Acid rain is a bitch."

…He was going to assume it was just a mild corrosive more than anything. Nothing that'd really hurt people unless they got it in their eyes or soaked for a while. But it would run hell on infra, which explained why everything abandoned in the streets was in such poor shape. Probably some coatings for it, since outside the slums it was nowhere near as bad.

Misha pursed her lips, looking up at the ceiling as Dumas pondered the ruined ecology of the world and its infrastructure effects. "...how many eddies would it cost to build one of these properly? With off-the-shelf parts, replacing the laser with some more normal iron?" She asked, looking back at him. "I can't exactly get my hands on GASH grenades, even spent ones."

"Don't strictly need those, lasers aren't actually as complex as people think. Just really need some decent lenses and a specialty light source… which, granted, would still run a fair price even if it'd get a lot better performance than what I cobbled together here. Had to cannibalize that car's headlights to shore it up, the grenade wasn't in the best shape, nevermind all the frankensteining I had to do for the whole shotty trick." The tinker explained, brow lightly pinched in thought, "Swapping for iron would be a hell of a lot cheaper… if there was any room in this to pack in the ammo. I do have some designs from before I got my hands on the grenade, though, it's a fair bit bigger but that means it can pack more plating. Don't have the files here, but gimme a sec."

It wasn't ideal, but the Neural Link Agent had one of those freeform note-taking apps. The ones that were like a stripped-down MS Paint. Enough to do a quick sketch of a Prowler next to a Dinergate, a little note on the pop-out wheels could be skipped for cheaper and more robust feet. Only took a few seconds before he sent it over via short-range file-share, benefits of an MMI and the Boon overlaying the schematic for him.

Misha's eyes glowed gold, and then started flicking around slightly as she looked at what he'd sent.

"That's a lot bigger," She said uncertainly, looking at the main body roughly the size of a human torso, "But it'd definitely be able to at least resist pistols and buckshot, and there's a lot more room for ammo and a larger weapon mount… could probably mod out a Copperhead and use that…" She muttered thoughtfully. "Would cost more than these CATs, though. Which could be offset by needing less repair work…"

"Yup, kinda needed to pack some worthwhile firepower. You need more mass for the recoil, same reason the legs are spread out like that." He grunted, miming the spider-like configuration of the relatively thin legs, "I could either armor them up a bit more or add some plug-and-play mounts so you can just slap on a spare rather than have to wait for me to work over the whole thing."

"Hm… I'd need to talk to a few chooms before I commit to anything." Misha said, standing before giving Dumas a look. "A quote on price would help with that."

She had definitely noticed how he'd changed the subject once eddies were brought up.

"Yeahhh, been basically living under a rock for a while. Personal stuff making me only just barely make ends meet and squirrel away a tiny bit of money for the cyberdeck. So I'd need to get back in touch with market prices," He was already firing up an Agent search– only for it to take that moment to start a mandatory update. Lovely. "I'll text you tomorrow with the estimates."

"...right, sure." The taller woman said after a pause, her tone one he couldn't quite place.

There were a few moments of silence where Dumas continued slurping his nutri-paste and Misha watched CAT-Sol sit and snore, before a cheery series of beeps drew Dumas' attention to his washer, which was now flashing the 'cycle complete!' light.

Putting his sustenance to the side, Dumas stood to swap his clothing to the dryer that sat atop the washing machine when Misha spoke up again. "So, you managed to try out your deck yet? Or did you spend all day putting the CAT together?"

"The former, although not for a huge amount. Did a bit of debugging with it, which was fun since it was basically just fixing a drone but in cyberspace, loaded up some programs I'd made while daydreaming about netrunning and went on a proper dive for an hour or so." He chuckled ruefully at the memory of how he'd had to jack out, "I went a bit overboard with the ice bath due to all the horror stories, my body was not happy. I really need to whip it into shape, even just lugging up all the scrap from that car took a bunch of trips and breaks, but, well. Three to six months of working out to get anywhere, I hear."

No wonder people preferred to borg out like David and Maine. Just pay some cash and get the muscles of your dreams with some armor plating to go with them.

Misha leaned back against the machines on the other side of the aisle, crossing her arms under her fairly sizable chest. "Normally, yeah." She nodded in agreement. "That's why most anyone with the Eddies gets Hypertrophy Stimulators. It'll cut that time about in half." She patted one bulging bicep, a satisfied look on her face, only getting more so with Dumas' low whistle. "I bulked up normally just for the challenge of it, but HTS' helps maintain what you've gained once you get there too so I got one once I felt satisfied with the normal gains." She explained. "Really helps when shit gets busy and I can't make the time to hit the gym for a few weeks-you don't gotta ease back into things to avoid tearing a ligament or something."

"Right, atrophy starts to set in what, three days? I hear it is a huge issue for athletes who have to take a break. Well, used to be, wonders of technology." The tinker grunted, bobbing his head, "What's the price range for the thing, anyhow?"

"About six hundred eddies brand-new, but if you can find a used one they can go as low as four-fifty," Misha replied easily. "Course that also depends on how friendly you are with your Ripper, whether they're gonna upcharge you or not."

"Yeahhh, I'm probably going to need a new 'un sooner rather than later. I made a pretty bad impression and it doesn't look like I'm fixing it anytime soon, so as soon as I cash in my 40% discount for new optics from a trade I did," Dumas tapped the edge of his literally black eye, "I'm off. I've heard about this Vik guy up in Little China and that's about it for leads on my end."

"Viktor Vektor? The boxer?" Misha questioned, frowning slightly as she thought. "...can't remember any complaints at least, so he should be as good a choice as anyone." She shrugged. "I get most of my work done by an old family friend– he's not practicing anymore, but he makes exceptions for me when I need it. I can ask him for recommendations if you want. Apparently most street-rippers all know each other."

"That'd be great, thanks." He sighed in relief, a small smile on his face. All he really knew about Viktor was from the gameplay trailer, which amounted to being willing to put things on someone's tab and caring about post-op. Also joking around a bi–

Oh, hey, his Agent had… finished…

Ew.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

It was worse than the discord mobile app, what the–


"Is it really that bad?"

Sol's voice sounded a little hollow, coming as it was from the speakers on Caiman's ragged old computer. Her image was perched in the top corner of the screen, looking out through the webcam while Dumas sat at the desk, working furiously.

"I am getting flashbacks to Ribeyrolles." Dumas said hollowly for a whole different reason, slowly bringing his twitching hands away from the keyboard. He couldn't fix it at this level of access, the spaghetti went too deep. "Go ahead, take a look from your end."

He was almost afraid to dive in and see for himself.

He tapped a few keys, and Sol looked off to one side, raising a hand to touch something just out of frame. Her brows furrowed, and her hand started to move faster, making a tapping motion, which only caused her face to scrunch up more, as she tapped faster, before exclaiming, "What? Why!? Why are there so many pop-ups? And why won't they go away!"

"Oh, that's just the first layer, if you push through them you'll see what they did to the HUD proper." Dumas had turned off the whole thing, he couldn't deal with it. It was only missing Bonzy Buddy for the 'grandma needs help with her browser' experience.

Sol's jaw was loose, eyes wide open and flicking between his feed and the screen hovering to one side, her hand still tapping away furiously.

"Before you even ask. No, it can't be downscaled. Any attempts break it, because they tied that size to everything. Trying to remove the toolbars or add code for minimizing them 'only' causes it to spawn more bugs than a roach motel." The tinker groaned into his hands, trying to rub away the images from his brain.

Fuck it, time for drastic measures.​
 
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