Based on this idea from the Prototype Thread over on Spacebattles:
There you are, just minding your own business, going about your daily routine, when all of a sudden, a paper bag is slipped over your head.
Not only that, but you feel something pressed against the back of your head.
*Click*
"Get moving, bub. Unless you want a 9mm massage therapy," says a guttural (but it seems like it's being faked) voice.
You do as your assailant commands and follow all of his directions.
It takes about a few hours, but you final stop and the paper bag is lifted from your head, which reveals...
An RV. A red RV with grisly decorations reminiscent of that one time Mal disguised Serenity as a reaver ship as well the interior windows of the Event Horizon, but an RV nonetheless.
"All right guys! I caught one."
Two dark shapes almost fly out of the gore-patted RV's door.
Right behind you.
With your kidnapper.
"Turn around," one of them orders.
You do so, giving you the first glimpse of your kidnappers.
"Sup."
They quickly explain to you that they've been traveling the country on a road trip, pretty much doing whatever the hell they want to do. When that got boring, they decided to look for a fourth wheel. You just happened to be at the right place at the right time. And now, with a fourth member of the band, they intend to go cause some more property damage.
Of course, they'll give you a choice: come with them or decide how you want to die (that won't really change their minds, they'll still kill you anyway they feel like after you've told them). But if you stayalive, they'll go anywhere you want... In the multiverse.
"Yes. The RV was fitted with a multiversal drive. Don't question it. It's just awesome." Deadpool tells you.
So how do you react?
There you are, just minding your own business, going about your daily routine, when all of a sudden, a paper bag is slipped over your head.
Not only that, but you feel something pressed against the back of your head.
*Click*
"Get moving, bub. Unless you want a 9mm massage therapy," says a guttural (but it seems like it's being faked) voice.
You do as your assailant commands and follow all of his directions.
It takes about a few hours, but you final stop and the paper bag is lifted from your head, which reveals...
An RV. A red RV with grisly decorations reminiscent of that one time Mal disguised Serenity as a reaver ship as well the interior windows of the Event Horizon, but an RV nonetheless.
"All right guys! I caught one."
Two dark shapes almost fly out of the gore-patted RV's door.
Right behind you.
With your kidnapper.
"Turn around," one of them orders.
You do so, giving you the first glimpse of your kidnappers.
"Sup."
They quickly explain to you that they've been traveling the country on a road trip, pretty much doing whatever the hell they want to do. When that got boring, they decided to look for a fourth wheel. You just happened to be at the right place at the right time. And now, with a fourth member of the band, they intend to go cause some more property damage.
Of course, they'll give you a choice: come with them or decide how you want to die (that won't really change their minds, they'll still kill you anyway they feel like after you've told them). But if you stay
"Yes. The RV was fitted with a multiversal drive. Don't question it. It's just awesome." Deadpool tells you.
So how do you react?
