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滅亡迅雷
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So Henderson is the Volunteer?
XCOM: The Long War [We're back in action]
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SV5195R
C-Weapon
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- Russian Federation
Nah, all three of them. Henderson, Sanford and Deimos.So Henderson is the Volunteer?
(If you don't know who Sanford and Deimos are, look up Madness Combat.
)"Alright, boss."
*closes his false Paypal account and its brand new multi-million negative balance*
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I'm gonna cut you down
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- Lost in a BROB
I go to the control room to find it in a state of complete chaos ... to say it lightly
I go and look one of the outer camaras
"Hey dudes, is it normal that a Rafale is just outside our base?
Then I sart to try to clean up the mess
Doctor Mod
PRT Squaddie
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Can I volunteer for X-COM? I have my own Uniform! I made it myself
SV5195R
C-Weapon
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- Russian Federation
Sure! We can never have too muchCan I volunteer for X-COM? I have my own Uniform! I made it myself
Doctor Mod
PRT Squaddie
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I AM WILLING TO GIVE MY LIFE FOR THE CAUSE! MY LIFE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE SPECIES! VILIGO CONFIDO!Sure! We can never have too muchcannon foddertroops.
SV5195R
C-Weapon
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- Russian Federation
Now fetch us some coffee, intern.
SV5195R
C-Weapon
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- Russian Federation
Sgt. Howard (in queue before the coffeemaker): Now now, make your damn coffee yourself!Now fetch us some coffee, intern.
Doctor Mod
PRT Squaddie
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- PRT Department ENE
Look I'm fanatically dedicated to the cause but I am not a coffee mule. We have Robots for that. I have some dignityNow fetch us some coffee, intern.
You are in X-COM. Dignity is a casualty of war.
Doctor Mod
PRT Squaddie
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- PRT Department ENE
*Sighs wearily and snaps to attention as I go start to make coffee for Mr.Plushie Fetish* Getting your Coffee....Sir
Don't call me Sir, I do some actual work here!
SV5195R
C-Weapon
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- Russian Federation
Oi, shut up, plush addict.
Doctor Mod
PRT Squaddie
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- PRT Department ENE
*Shoves a cup of coffee into Rufus hands* Here is your coffee fresh from Starbucks. I can't pronounce the name but I assume you'll just love it.
SV5195R
C-Weapon
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- Russian Federation
I guess James Clarke needs to enforce a stricter spending policy.
We need to give our all to the cause, and Rufus. Isn't. Exempt. From this rule!!
Grue
滅亡迅雷
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The problem is that someone seems to be draining money from our accounts, and I keep getting blocked off when I try to investigate.
Doctor Mod
PRT Squaddie
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I used my own money to buy it. I haven't gotten my X-COM Debit Card yet.
*puts on reading glasses* Infact I'm still reading over the Waivers I have to sign and the paperwork.
*puts on reading glasses* Infact I'm still reading over the Waivers I have to sign and the paperwork.
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Grue
滅亡迅雷
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...Right. Who's issuing these, I need to hand them over to Vahlen.
SV5195R
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- Russian Federation
Meanwhile, Sgt. Howard, alongside Operatives Sanford and Deimos, will investigate the personnel files.
[Why do I have so much fun writing her? Catherine Howard, I mean.]
I'll have you know that I do not drain money from X-COM accounts. EXALT's ones, on the other hand...
Grue
滅亡迅雷
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And that is the only reason you're still allowed your plushie addiction.
SV5195R
C-Weapon
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- Russian Federation
And as we know, EXALT's usually stealing our funds. So that's still money we're not getting.
That and because I solve problems (administratively, obviously, I wouldn't hit the side of a barn while standing inside).
Wrong. For EXALT to steal our funds, we'd need to have funds to begin with. And I'm still giving X-COM the change.And as we know, EXALT's usually stealing our funds. So that's still money we're not getting.