Would-Be Gods

How much will you tell him?
[X] Fudge the truth: Yeah, I think so?

And while you've got him there, you might as well ask a question. That's what he's here for, right?

What do you ask first?
[X] What's the Law?
 
[X] People tried to kidnap you and he's being sketchy, pushy, and unhelpful. You'll share after he gives some good faith concrete assistance, minus the obvious motives hes pushing.

[X] How do you protect yourself from the government?
 
Got a tie on both questions right now! Wheeee~~
Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 7, 2019 at 9:14 PM, finished with 13 posts and 10 votes.

  • [X] I can wait tables all day without getting tired.
    [X] What's a Mara?
    [X] I haven't been at the gym. Tips, remember?
    [X]What's the Council?
    [X]Fudge the truth: Yeah, I think so?
    [X] People tried to kidnap you and he's being sketchy, pushy, and unhelpful. You'll share after he gives some good faith concrete assistance, minus the obvious motives hes pushing.
    [X] How do you protect yourself from the government?
    [X] What's up with the funny Words?
    -[X] How'd they become kings then, I didn't vote for them. Er, um, rather I mean if there's a council is there like a whole secret society with whole neighborhoods hidden from muggl-- non-fae eyes?
    [X] What's the Law?

Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 8, 2019 at 5:39 PM, finished with 14 posts and 11 votes.
 
Kiddo
"I can wait tables all day without getting tired," you offer. "If you don't think that's amazing, well," you wrinkle your nose at him ,"you've obviously never done it or anything like it."

"I didn't say-" Dodger starts. You've got him on the ropes, and it feels sort of good, because he's been being sort of a jerk. "Shit. So you have the endurance, you have the flight. I'm gonna have to call in someone."

You're not sure you like that. So? You have powers. Lots of people on TV have powers. He has powers, presumably. So does Farrah.

You don't want to get Farrah in trouble. "Wait. What's the Council and why do they care about my tips? They can't have a share," you add, mostly out of annoyance.

"What's the - kid, you really need someone to teach you things."

"Rhi. Call me Rhi, not kid." You're not sure you like this guy. "And that's why I'm asking, isn't it?"

"Right, right. So the Council, they're these people who enforce the rules. They make the rules, too. They're ungodly old and powerful, they usually killed someone just as old and powerful to get the spot, and they have a bunch of people working for them who are just ridiculously old and powerful. The Council are all pure-bloods, of course, but looks like you lucked out, kid - Rhi. I'm gonna have to find someone else to teach you before they have my hide."

"How'd they become kings then, I didn't vote for them." He gets the joke, you can tell he does. You clear your throat. "Er, um, rather I mean if there's a council is there like a whole secret society with whole neighborhoods hidden from muggl-- non-fae eyes?"

"Is there - no. Well, not that I know of. There aren't that many of us -- well, there weren't." He sends a sour look over the city. "You're sure you don't do something like shoot lightning out of your fingers?"

"Why would that matter?" You wriggle your fingers and take a step back. No lightning, of course.

"It's, uh. It would mean I didn't have to call in the cavalry. I don't want those prissy dicks all over my city." He makes a face and huffs like he's explained something.

"Your city." You wrinkle your nose at him. "You realize you're making no sense at all. Purebloods. Mara. Law." You spread your invisible wings, not really sure why you're doing it but just - it helps, okay? "What is all this?"

"This is why you need a teacher!" he complains.He pinches his nose, like he has better things to do than deal with you. Entirely unfair, in your opinion.

"This is why I'm asking you questions!" you counter. "Why do you keep complaining that I need a teacher and not telling me things?"

"Because -" He sighs. "Because it's a formal thing, you know, between a student and their mentor."

"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice," you mutter.

"Don't think you've met the Sith yet, kiddo. I mean, you're still here, so I can bet you haven't." He looks around, like he's expecting Darth Maul to jump out of the trees.

"That's not ominous at all." Maybe you look around too.

"Look." He huffs. "The world is dangerous and it's just getting more so, and you're a little bird chick wearing a giant 'eat me' sign for tips. I'm gonna call in some Mara to teach you. Just don't give them lip like yo're giving me."

"Lip? Lip? Look, mister, I don't know you, you haven't told me anything yet-"

"Okay, what do you want to know? I probably can't get my ass kicked for telling you a few things."

Oh, he's a veritable fountain of information, isn't he?

[ ] You know what, never mind. Leave me alone.
[ ] I told you, tell me some things.
[ ] Go away and
[ ] Or ask some questions
(choose as many as you want but you only have an hour 'till you're supposed to go meet Farrah)
-[ ] What are these Mara?
-[ ] What are purebloods?
-[ ] What's the Law?
-[ ] Wait, Sith?
-[ ] Wait, "eat me"?
-[ ] What's up with the funny Words?
-[ ] What's up with the van guys?
-[ ] How do you protect yourself from the government?
-[ ] Write-in
Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 9, 2019 at 1:09 PM, finished with 12 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?l
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[X] What's up with the funny Words?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What's the Law?
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
    -[x] just wondering how hard is it to just make a school or maybe a workshop for these its all out now just give me some fliers or put an add in the net or the newspaper. find some fae who need money or is bored and let them teach the basics then let them choose or recommend someone for apprenticeship
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[X] What's the Law?
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
    [X] Call the other woman offering help right in front of his face.
    -[X] She gets one chance to answer questions before you decide if she's worth trusting or not. You'll answer nothing first.
    --[X] Who are the Mara?
    --[X] Who oppose them?
    --[X] Who are the van guys that tried to kidnap you?
    --[X] What solo fae have managed to stay away from the government?
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What's the Law?
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?

Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 9, 2019 at 1:10 PM, finished with 12 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?l
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[X] What's up with the funny Words?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What's the Law?
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
    -[x] just wondering how hard is it to just make a school or maybe a workshop for these its all out now just give me some fliers or put an add in the net or the newspaper. find some fae who need money or is bored and let them teach the basics then let them choose or recommend someone for apprenticeship
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[X] What's the Law?
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
    [X] Call the other woman offering help right in front of his face.
    -[X] She gets one chance to answer questions before you decide if she's worth trusting or not. You'll answer nothing first.
    --[X] Who are the Mara?
    --[X] Who oppose them?
    --[X] Who are the van guys that tried to kidnap you?
    --[X] What solo fae have managed to stay away from the government?
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What's the Law?
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?

Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 9, 2019 at 1:10 PM, finished with 12 posts and 8 votes.

Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 10, 2019 at 6:10 AM, finished with 14 posts and 10 votes.

Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 11, 2019 at 6:40 AM, finished with 11 posts and 7 votes.

  • [X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.
    [X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.
 
[X] Or ask some questions
-[X] What are these Mara?
-[X] What's the Law?

Knowing the rules seems important for not breaking them, and apparently being Mara is dangerous.
 
[X] Or ask some questions
-[x] What are these Mara?
-[x] Wait, Sith?
-[x] What's up with the van guys?
-[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?

These seem the major issues, to me. And factions.
 
"How'd they become kings then, I didn't vote for them." He gets the joke, you can tell he does.
"I thought we were a representative democracy!"
"Er, um, rather I mean if there's a council is there like a whole secret society with whole neighborhoods hidden from muggl-- non-fae eyes?"
Ah, going into magical racism quite quickly, aren't ya?
"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice," you mutter.
The references keep coming! Why isn't this thread mark "Hello there!"?

[X] Or ask some questions
-[X] What are these Mara?l
-[X] Wait, Sith?
-[X] What's up with the funny Words?
-[X] What's up with the van guys?

A hunch says Sith are related to Mara.
We need some idea of how magical words work. Don't wanna deconstruct someone on accident if we can help it.
And the van guys would be good to know about since they asked us to go to them.
 
[X] Call the other woman offering help right in front of his face.
-[X] She gets one chance to answer questions before you decide if she's worth trusting or not. You'll answer nothing first.
--[X] Who are the Mara?
--[X] Who oppose them?
--[X] Who are the van guys that tried to kidnap you?
--[X] What solo fae have managed to stay away from the government?
-[jk] Flip off Sketchy continuously while this goes on.
 
[X] Or ask some questions
-[X] What are these Mara?l
-[X] Wait, Sith?
-[X] What's up with the funny Words?
-[X] What's up with the van guys?
 
Cat Sith. Not a furry space fantasy, but a British isles fey. Not the first time my Dresden knowledge has come in handy.

People are asking good questions. Knowledge is generally the path to survival.
 
[X] Or ask some questions
-[X] What's the Law?
-[x] What are these Mara?
-[x] Wait, Sith?
-[x] What's up with the van guys?
-[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
 
[X] Or ask some questions
-[X] What's the Law?
-[x] What are these Mara?
-[x] Wait, Sith?
-[x] What's up with the van guys?
-[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
-[x] just wondering how hard is it to just make a school or maybe a workshop for these its all out now just give me some fliers or put an add in the net or the newspaper. find some fae who need money or is bored and let them teach the basics then let them choose or recommend someone for apprenticeship
 
[X] Or ask some questions
-[X] What's the Law?
-[x] What are these Mara?
-[x] Wait, Sith?
-[x] What's up with the van guys?
-[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
-[x] just wondering how hard is it to just make a school or maybe a workshop for these its all out now just give me some fliers or put an add in the net or the newspaper. find some fae who need money or is bored and let them teach the basics then let them choose or recommend someone for apprenticeship
 
[X] Or ask some questions
-[X] Wait, "eat me"?
-[X] What's the Law?
-[X] What are these Mara?
-[X] And if Dodger doesn't start giving INFORMATIVE answers, call the other woman who wanted to talk today right in front of him.

These are the ones that Dodger seems most likely to be able to answer. I am not confident Dodger has useful information on the van guys or the government.
 
[X] Or ask some questions
I mean sure, would like to blow him off, but why not ask more questions and *then* walk away. Doesn't mean we have to go along with anything he thinks we should do.

(choose as many as you want but you only have an hour 'till you're supposed to go meet Farrah)
-[X] What are these Mara?
-[X] Wait, Sith?
-[X] What's up with the van guys?
Van Jerks, what does he know about the Van Jerks?!
-[X] Switching to Plan Pandemonious Ivy if he doesn't get more talkative.
 
Dragons?!
You're cranky, you're tired of being talked down to, but let's be honest, this guy hasn't been stalking you, didn't attack you, and seems to possibly have some knowledge.

You force yourself to think reasonably - there's a lot of stuff that you need to know, which you already knew, but it sounds like there's even more. "Okay. Let's start with the Mara, please."

"Formally, they're the Garrubanaei*. The ones who protect. One of the three pureblooded bloodlines." He says pureblooded like it's a bad word. "They're fighters. The people the angel myths came from -- and some of the demon myths, too, I'd imagine." He pins you with a look. "Don't ever mistake that because they're the 'good guys' that they're actually good people, all right? They might be good fae. They probably will be. But don't get that mixed up."

"Don't worry," you tell him dryly. "I won't. But wait. They're --"

"I ain't gonna tell you anything that a Mara's gonna kick my ass for, all right? They're soldiers and fighters and protectors. Tough mothers."

"Okay, okay." At least you have some idea what he means by the word now. "And they're not this - okay, what in hell did you mean, sith?"

"Language, kid."

You harrumph at him.

"Okay. Fine. There's the 'dark side'. Everyone has a dark side, so do fae."

"The giant? The portals?"

"Oh, no, that's a third side." He waves his hand. "They're a temporary nuisance, hopefully. No, the Nedetakaei**, they're the sith. The fae who hate humans, who hate half-breeds, who hate -- well, everything that isn't them."

"They sound like a ton of fun."

"That's definitely one word for them. Lucky for you, they're not big on the internet, so they probably haven't found you yet. If they do, run like hell."

"How am I supposed to tell it's them?" And hey, nothing saying they might not give you answers, right?

"Well, if you see a dragon, an honest-to-gods dragon, that's them. Otherwise they're going to come in un-Masked and like they own the place. They'll love you," he adds pissily.

You're getting sick of this shit. "So. What makes them sith?"

"Didn't you hear me? They hate everything that isn't them. They want to kill it all or use it and then kill it."

"Sounds nasty," you have to admit. You check your phone for the time.

"Somewhere more important you've got to be?"

"I already told you that." His attitude, like he's doing you a favor just talking to you, is really grating on you -- despite the fact that he is, actually, telling you things.

Well, a couple things.

"So... these guys in the creepy white vans. What's up with them?"

He blinks at you. "Creepy white vans? Kid, you haven't been taking candy from strangers, have you?"

That's it.

"That's it. Thanks for the information. You might want to work on your delivery." You mock-salute him. "See you around."

It's getting easier and easier to lift off into flight, so you do that, ignoring whatever he's shouting at you.

You land a nice tidy distance off. Far enough away that he's probably not coming after you.

You have about fifteen minutes until you need to catch the bus to Farrah's house.

[ ] Practice flying more
[ ] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
[ ] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
[ ] Maybe you should book it before "the cavalry" shows up?
[ ] You could probably make it to Mt. Hope flying in that time.
[ ] Write-in

* Garrubanaei - GAR (rhymes with car - rue - BAN (sound like the word ban) - ay like the end of hay, stray, etc, but with a slight lilt to the end of it.

** Nedetakaei - ned - DEH - tock - aye (like the end of eye).

Hey, it's not my fault the language shifted over the years and the endings took on slightly different pronunciations... wait. This just in. It IS my fault.
Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 10, 2019 at 9:22 PM, finished with 25 posts and 10 votes.

  • [X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[X] What's the Law?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
    -[x] just wondering how hard is it to just make a school or maybe a workshop for these its all out now just give me some fliers or put an add in the net or the newspaper. find some fae who need money or is bored and let them teach the basics then let them choose or recommend someone for apprenticeship
    -[X] Switching to Plan Pandemonious Ivy if he doesn't get more talkative.
    [X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.

Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 10, 2019 at 9:23 PM, finished with 25 posts and 10 votes.

  • [X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
    [X] Or ask some questions
    -[X] What are these Mara?
    -[X] What's the Law?
    -[x] Wait, Sith?
    -[x] What's up with the van guys?
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.
    -[x] How do you protect yourself from the government?
    -[x] just wondering how hard is it to just make a school or maybe a workshop for these its all out now just give me some fliers or put an add in the net or the newspaper. find some fae who need money or is bored and let them teach the basics then let them choose or recommend someone for apprenticeship
    -[X] Switching to Plan Pandemonious Ivy if he doesn't get more talkative.
    [X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.

Adhoc vote count started by aldersprig on Jun 10, 2019 at 9:24 PM, finished with 10 posts and 6 votes.

  • [X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.
    [X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    -[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
    --[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.
 
[X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
-[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
--[X] Head back to your squat to make a new plan.

Let's not lead anyone else to our friend, yes.
 
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Well, that's irritating. Could you really not take the guys snark long enough to get the first bit of reliable exposition in the damn quest? Goddamnit.

[X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?

Until we're in the clear, let's avoid personally visiting her.
 
[X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.

"Did your mom sign the permission slip yet? We still up for a slumber party?"
 
At least we got some info about the Mara and about the Neds. Now, the nice lady we're talking to next was talking about us needing a teacher, which is apparently a formal affair, so we'll have to evaluate her from that point of view.

If we're a Mara fledgling, that implies our birth parents might be Mara? Do we want birth parents? We might, changeling child that we are.

We've been treating the world like it's not quite real since we got our wings, but we might want to make an actual plan, at least when it comes to Farrah. She's not bulletproof.
 
[X] Call and find out how talking to her mother went - or didn't go.
-[X] Maybe you *shouldn't* risk leading all your stalkers to Farrah again? How about a new plan?
--[X] take a bus to somewhere with a lot of people, like a shopping or bar district, and watch to see who is still stalking you. And how many people are.
 
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