So I came up with this while messing around in Fluoxetine's Discord and was further inspired by an aborted fic that approached the concept of Cap teaming up with BJ (which I can't seem to locate, though it only ever had one chapter). I decided to take things further and go nuts. The result is a mish-mash of MCU and other properties, with my having cherry-picked the best bits for the purposes of 'plot', insomuch such a thing can exist in such a gratuitous collision of fandoms. I don't know if this will ever be an actual 'full' story so much as a collection of random snippets and loredumps, but I thought I'd put it out there to gauge interest in any case. The story leaves out The New Colossus, though it may adapt some stuff from it, if I ever write those bits. In any case, here's the first snippet. Tell me what you think!
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6:26 P.M. October 15, 1960
General Wilhelm Strasse's Personal Research Compound
Greater Fatherland (formerly Prussia), Europe
Of all the things Anton Leitgeb had expected to happen that day, a terrorist attack was not one of them. Oh, the propaganda posters scattered throughout the castle all warned of such things, and commanded vigilance at all times, but the truth was that in almost twenty years of operation, apart from a single desperate attempt during the closing days of the war that had brought the Reich to dominance over the world, no enemy of the Fatherland had set foot within a hundred kilometers of the place. It was an old stone fortress, reinforced by the best German engineering had to offer and defended by dozens of Ubersoldaten and Schwerer Roboter, who were in turn backed up by hundreds of infantry, all ready at a moment's notice to crush any threat, internal or external. Nothing could get in…
...but someone had.
It had started with the alarms. At first the scientist had assumed it was nothing more than a drill, designed to test readiness. They'd been getting more frequent over the past month, what with the various attacks going on in and around the heart of Germania (the news of which was all swiftly suppressed by the Deinst der Wahreit at the command of Herr Goebbels). He'd rolled his eyes, stood from his desk and fetched his coat, planning to complain to his supervisor about the frequency of these pointless affairs. How could they expect him to get anything done when they kept interrupting it with nonsense like this?
Then there'd been a strange sound, like the noise you got when travelling over the great bridges of the capital in winter, with their frost-coated suspension wires; like a violin the size of a building was having its strings plucked. With a mighty jolt, the floor had shifted like someone was trying to jerk it out from under his feet. His heavy wooden desk had jumped and scraped suddenly to the left with the motion, and the great stones of the old edifice groaned and cracked. In the cacophony that followed, distant screams and thunderous sounds of falling masonry echoed through the corridors. Irritation forgotten, face paling in fright, he'd stumbled through a gritty fog of dust, coughing and choking.
"What is this!?" he'd cried to no one in particular, "What in God's name is going on!?" No one answered, and with the silence came sudden clarity. "The lab!" he muttered, "Must get to the lab!" He'd rushed to the door, only to find it jammed by virtue of its warped frame. Had he been in a more cautious state, he might've hesitated, fearing for the stability of the stones around it. Right then though, he'd been more focused on protecting his project. If anything had been damaged, it didn't matter who was attacking them; General Strasse would have him torn apart by the castle's Panzerhund pack. With a swift trio of shoves, he managed to batter open the wood-paneled portal, then had rushed down the corridors beyond, subconsciously taking turns and steps that three years of practice had drilled into his psyche, all the while fretting at what might've gone wrong.
"No, no, no!" he muttered, "Please, dear lord, let nothing be wrong!" From somewhere outside his personal vortex of worry, he could hear the General over the loudspeaker system. He was taunting someone, the terrorists probably. It had to be terrorists. It lined up with all the news he'd been hearing through the rumor mill. Even the best informational control techniques were largely geared only towards keeping news from leaking out, rather than in, and so it was only inevitable that he'd heard about the attack on the Moonbase, the bombing of the great Gibraltar Bridge, and the loss of the Eva's Hammer. A sudden thought occurred to him, and he almost froze in horror. Could that have been how they'd gotten in? The land-based defenses-
He shook himself, hurrying on down another flight of steps. He had no time for such thoughts. His work came first. The General's wrath would likely extend even beyond the grave if anything happened to Project Eismann. True; he had many such projects, but in the past three years, none had held as much attention as this one, not even the mysterious metal their expeditions to the heart of Afrika had been finding in certain rocks.
Finally, he reached to the lab entrance, a large room with a sealed metal door sporting heavy electric locks guarded by four armed-and-ready soldiers at all times. They were there now, and immediately raised their weapons as he rushed towards them.
"HALT!" bellowed one, but Anton didn't slow. In fact the obstruction caused him to speed up slightly, his fear briefly suppressed by irritation; a boon that he took comfort in as he produced his lab credentials.
"Out of the way, dummkopf!" he snapped, "Else it'll be your head that the General takes, if anything has happened to his personal work!" This reprimand, delivered in a sharp and familiar tone, caused enough cognitive disruption for the soldiers to hesitate until he was close enough for his badge to be visible.
"Doctor Leitgeb!" exclaimed one, quickly lowering his weapon and indicating for the others to do the same, "What are you doing!? You should be in the disaster shelter!"
"I said out of the way!" Anton repeated, voice harsher than ever, before he suddenly skidded to a halt, face turning pale in the whirling strobe of an emergency lamp set to the right of the door. "Mein gott…" he swore, pointing at the light with a trembling finger, "How long has that been on!?"
The soldier who had spoken looked towards it, confused. "About ten minutes, sir. But it's not safe! Disaster protocol states that in the event of a terrorist-"
"Shut up!" Anton shrieked, stumbling forwards, regaining the momentum he'd lost at the unexpected sight. He forced his way past the guards to the control panel left of the heavy metal barrier, while behind him the men shifted from foot to foot in uncertainty, as soldiers are wont to do in the presence of a powerful civilian they know they're not allowed to shoot. Hands shaking as he jabbed the buttons of the numerical lock, the scientist realized he was sweating profusely from his hurried charge across the complex, and wiped his hand on his lab coat before slapping it hastily against the scanning panel that opened up in response to his code.
"Hurry, hurry! The cooling system must not fail!" he muttered, trembling, the faint sound of humming heat-exchange apparatus running on emergency power audible even beyond the large door. He resisted the urge to punch the panel as it slowly mapped and compared his fingerprints to those in its magnetic tape memory, while from somewhere far, far away, the sounds of gunfire and screams began to echo.
"Doctor, we should leave!" pressed one of the soldiers, reaching out to grab his shoulder. Anton slapped him away, panic having managed to reassert itself with the aid of the dread that had been building during the wait for authorization. Just as the man was about to make a second attempt, a green light came on below the strobe lamp, and the locks disengaged with heavy thumps.
"Sir, we must-" began the soldier apparently in charge of the quartet.
"Enough!" Anton bellowed, spittle flying from his lips in an excellent impersonation of the Furher, "Don't you understand, you imbecile!? If I don't restart the cooling systems, then we are all-"
He got that far and no further. Something came through the slowly-opening steel aperture of the lab, swift and sharp, stirring the clouds of cool fog that were billowing out with its passage. It hit the closest soldier in the face, punching through his gas mask's black lens and the skull behind it like an arrow, moving with such force it nearly ripped the attached head clean off. There was a moment of silent confusion as the guards stared in shocked bewilderment at their comrade before sense kicked in and they spun to face the door.
It was already too late.
Moving with the grace and skill of trained athlete, a figure lunged through the half-open door, hot on the heels of the metal projectile, which looked to be a piece of rebar or else some sort of handle. The soldiers were still raising their weapons as it rolled with the impact of its drop, coming to its feet to stand tall like an escapee from Hell itself, plucking the spike of steel from its victim as part of the motion.
"FIRE!" screamed the soldier who had been harassing Anton, his attention now totally elsewhere. His two surviving comrades did as ordered, pointing their assault rifles at the figure and squeezing the triggers. From there, it all went very badly. The escapee, now revealed in the strobe lamp and blue light of the chamber he'd just fled as a man with one arm and the body of a Greek god, turned sideways and lunged, sliding through the barrage of bullets like a dancer until he was in reach of the pair of stormtroopers. With a quick thrust he jammed his weapon into the gullet of one, then spun clockwise and rammed it up through the chin of the other on his left, dodging behind the dead body and seizing it by the neck as a shield while the remaining soldier sprayed his own weapon wildly into the body of his former compatriot.
Anton could hear himself screaming something, but it was drowned out by the gunfire and the last guard's screams. The one-armed man's meat-shield jerked and spasmed under the hail of death as he used it to rush the other guard with terrifying speed. When he was a meter from his target, he unwrapped his arm from the neck of the body, letting it fly by its own inertia onto the other guard, who fell backwards under its weight, spraying shots wildly as he fell, screaming all the while.
"Agghh! AGGHHH! DIE, DIE-" he howled, fighting to get up, but the amputated terror simply stomped down, shoving him back to the ground beneath his friend's corpse. As he did, he bent at the waist, plucked the knife from the body's belt and then dropped to a knee, forcing the struggling soldier beneath back again. With a vicious downward swing, he jammed the blade straight through the man's metal helmet, puncturing his cranium like a melon. Anton, frozen in terror, finally turned to run. He'd gotten three meters when there was the bark of a pistol and his left calf exploded in agony. He toppled to the ground, screaming in pain now, as well as fear.
Even disabled though, cursing and blubbering, he continued to try and escape, crawling and wishing he'd brought his own sidearm until a foot came down on his back, pinning him to the ground. "Oh gott, oh gott, don't kill me! Don't kill meee!" he begged in German, any pretense of pride or authority drowned in the ocean of terror filling him.
In desperation, he looked back over his shoulder, eyes blurred with tears, but still able to pick out the shape of the titanic youth, dressed only in a white, one-piece outfit that covered his torso. There were metal points across its surface where hoses had been ripped free, and even in his own shock, the scientist could see the man was still shivering slightly from the cold of the chamber, though not enough to disrupt his hold on the Luger he was aiming at Anton's head. Finally, after a few seconds, he spoke. His speech was in English, a language Leitgeb knew only because Strasse had demanded all his subordinates learn it for scientific purposes, and while his tone was tired and his accent strange, there was no mistaking the brooked fury in his words.
"Alright, Nazi scum…" he growled, "I've got two questions. You answer those and you can crawl away to your rat hole."
"Anything, anything!" Anton agreed, staring up into the face of his captor with abject dread, which he now also saw only contained one eye, the other having been sewed shut some time ago. Like the missing arm, this should've strengthened the scientist's will. After all, how dangerous could a cripple be to a grown man like himself? Unfortunately, he'd just seen that question answered, and with that information still fresh in his mind, his instinct for self-preservation was melting any sense of loyalty to the Reich, like the ice that had once held the monster standing atop him.
"First, where's Deathshead?" the man snarled, just as somewhere not that far away, something exploded, showering them both with dust. The screams and gunfire from earlier had redoubled, getting closer, apparently finally reaching the attention of his captor. In his moment of distract, some suicidal part of Anton's psyche tried to make him crawl further forwards, only to be jammed down as the youth quickly noticed, kicking him over onto his back and planting his foot on his chest with enough force to make his ribs creak and the scientist himself yowl with pain.
"And second," the Eismann continued, remaining eye gleaming with absolute rage, "where's my goddamn shield?"
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