I blame my muse being a madman, expect infrequent updates most likely. Inspired by ASH and Heartless, by Stewart92 and Drich respectively, a fic about me getting a keyblade and going on a totally simple and peaceful journey through the multiverse.
Episode 1 – Star-crossed Displacement
Chapter 1 Part 1 – Fiction isn't what it seems
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I find myself in the most puzzling of situations my dear readers.
ROBs are notoriously known for being the least rational of beings. Whether you be fictional or not, a ROB will do what they please with you which will generally lead to bad times for those that they involved in their games. ROBs generally give no fucks also and will do things in a way they think will be the most interesting, apparently out of an infinite number of people in the multiverse I just so happen to be picked to be the newest pawn of one such being.
That could be the only case as I found myself in what appeared to be a vast ocean falling rapidly away from the surface. Though, I have not ruled out the thought that maybe I passed out at my keyboard, but that'd be too nice of a thing to happen. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, I was falling deep into the abyss. Struggling to stop myself immediately I found that things kept getting better and better as I seemed to be paralyzed as well. Fuck. Maybe this is a dream and I'll wake up before I hit the bottom or something? If there was a bottom.
Unsurprisingly enough I continued to fall which gave me ample enough time to see that, a) I'm still falling and b), oh shit there's a bottom, as well as the fact that somehow I'm breathing underwater. Closing my eyes and trying to mentally prepare myself to slam into what appeared to be the ocean floor at high speeds, I was surprised when there was no crash. Opening my eyes briefly, I saw a flock of doves burst away from where I was as I magically was placed right side up.
"What the hell is going on here?" I muttered to myself only realizing seconds later that I was no longer paralyzed, nice.
Looking down to examine the only thing that was illuminated in wherever the hell I was, I could make out the large artwork that made up the entirety of the glass panes that made up the tiling of ths pillar. It was a picture of me, but I was posed as if someone drew me leaning up against something. Around me were what appeared to be chains that were only blocked by these blank circles that circled my image. The art looked really good honestly, better than anything I could do, but it still didn't explain what exactly was going down here.
So much to do,
so little time...
What the fuck was that? Twisting my head back and forth, I looked around trying to identify where the hell the mysterious voice had just come from. It wasn't exactly loud, but it sounded as if it was close. Close enough that I could hear it very clearly, and that wasn't exactly a good thing. The fact that it was that close, but I couldn't see where/who it had came from meant one of two things. One, this was a dream, in which case I most likely fell asleep at the keyboard and will wake-up whenever this thing scares the shit outta me. Otherwise Two, I'm dealing with the supernatural and have just been abducted by either some sort of ghost or teleporter who wants to fuck up my life. Not good either way.
Take your time.
Don't be afraid.
Well, that just reassured the shit out of me. I mean obviously I'm just going to trust this magical voice to not want to hurt me. I mean when has trusting things like this blindly not been a good thing. Not like I'm gonna accidently throw my life away or anything.
Now step forward.
Can you do it?
In a flash, as if triggered by the bodiless figure's words, three spheres of light formed in a triangle around me. The spheres lingered for a minute before steadily, out of each individual one, a small grey platform in the shape of a trapezoid rose up as the light itself vanished.
Power sleeps within you.
If you give it form...
It will give you strength.
Choose well.
There was niggling feeling in the back of my mind as these words rang out made me feel as if I should know what this person was talking about. It felt like...I had heard these words before...maybe I had played a video game or something with words similar to this? Shaking my head to clear my thoughts, I ooked at each of the small grey platforms and saw that each of them now had tools that floated above them. I sighed as I thought about this entire situation and decided that I might as well do what this voice wanted, well at least what I think it wants me to do. Bitching and moaning wasn't going to get this over faster, and it was something I disliked doing.
Going over to the platform that was at the top of the triangle, I found myself looking at a sword. It was a broadsword from what I could see, the yellow cross-guard forming a sort of ramp like slope from side to side along with there being some sort of circular emblem being on the middle of it. I didn't know much about steel, but my instincts told me the blade was really well made but more importantly, very sharp as well. Picking it up to feel how heavy it was, the magical voice spoke once more.
The power of the warrior.
Invincible courage.
A sword of terrible destruction.
Is this the power you seek?
Hmm, if I had to make a guess based upon what Mister Magical Voice has told me so far, this is probably some sort of decision based thing. Now, the power of the warrior...was that what I really needed? Invincible courage did sound nice, and being able to wreak terrible destruction down upon my enemies was also a good thing as well, but I don't want to run into this decision thing without looking at the other two tools that had risen up on the other stands.
Placing the sword back into place, it actually corrected itself and floated into its former position after a moment, I headed to the next object that caught my eye. It was a rod, plain and simple. There was a sort of blue crystal that was at the top of it that was shaped like a sphere, it seemed like it was sort of fused into the wooden material making up the rest of the rod which was...interesting. The wooden part of it was colored a vibrant azure and was sturdy to the touch.
The power of the mystic.
Inner strength.
A staff of wonder and ruin.
Is this the power you seek?
Whelp, this one had just jumped over the sword in what I wanted as a weapon. When I think of mystic I think of magic, and who doesn't want freaking magic? Only one more to look at I guess, the tool that is most obviously a shield. The greatest of all defensive objects obviously, just ask the Shield Hero guy from that light novel I'd read awhile ago. The shield was made out of some sort of blackened metal, a blue emblem similar to the one on the sword. The emblem appeared to be some sort of ball filled with a myriad of colors.
The power of the guardian.
Kindness to aid friends.
A shield to repel all.
Is this the power you seek?
Nah, I'm already a decent enough person. I gave six dollars to some homeless guy when I was waiting for the bank, and then let him talk about how he was some sort of trainer and he was going to train me up or something. The best thing that came out of it was knowing that if I ever got jumped by some dudes or something, I'd have that homeless guy to back me up. Who knew giving someone six dollars could net you some protection? Anyways, I'd already decided on which one I wanted. Picking up the rod in a theatrical manner, twirling it around a bit really, I spoke.
"Yo, this is the one I want."
Your path is set.
The rod disappeared from my hands in that moment. What happened to the promised power of wonder and ruin? I damn well wanted to ruin something dammit.
Now, what will you give up in exchange?
Oh...well that's not a hard decision. Looking between the remaining sword and shield, it was pretty easy for me to walk over towards the sword and lift it up as my offering. I hope my Magical Voice Guide was appeased by me, sorry if I'm being a bit snarky and or annoying but I am very annoyed and this is how I cope. You can't stop my coping mechanism, would you? Wait, why the hell am I talking to myself?
You've chose the power of the mystic.
You've given up the power of the warrior.
Is this the form you choose?
Man with all these yes and no questions I feel like I'm playing some RPG right now. Letting out a sigh, I said "Yes." whilst nodding my head.
I was not prepared for the ground around me to suddenly break apart like a potato chip and I definitely did not scream like a girl as I started to fall. I instead let out a manly wail as the glass fell around me like stars in the void. I'd almost say it was a beautiful site if...ya know, I wasn't falling! Trying to calm myself, I felt myself being twisted and position in a much more graceful way than my previous flailing. I swear they were doing this falling stuff as a scare tactic.
Anyways I felt myself land on another platform before I decided that I would open my eyes. The artwork on the panels this time depicted what appeared to be some skinny white girl with long dark brown hair and glasses. She seemed to be dressed in some sort of body arm- this was Taylor Hebert. Why the fuck is their a mural of Taylor Hebert here in this place? Like, I'm not about have foreshadowing involve me in a world like Worm, that shit just wasn't good for my health. This also made all the more certain that this was probably not a dream, but hey. A guy can dream, can't he?
You have gained the power to fight.
As the voice returned, so did my rod. Was I supposed to use it as a focus or some sort of weapon? Either way, me and the rod were going to kick some ass definitely! Twirling the stick around in my hand, I found the thing surprisingly light despite the fact that it was pretty big, about as long as my arm almost. Whacking some imaginary foes around with strikes that would belong in an anime, I felt pretty good about my ability to use this rod to dish out some damage.
Use this power to protect yourself and others.
As he spoke, I could feel a gaze on me. Looking towards where I felt it, I took a step back as I saw shadows move across the ground. Slowly they rose from the ground, gazing at me with pupiless yellow eyes. They each had a round, spherical head with glowing yellow eyes. Two long, twisted antennae sprouted out of the tops of their heads, each of its hands were made up of three clawed fingers, and their feet were large lacking any discernible digits. All in all, they looked pretty damn adorable and were also the key to me figuring out what exactly that niggling feeling that I had earlier was.
I couldn't help it as I stared at the Shadows, I laughed. It wasn't exactly a laughter of happiness, nor one born of anger or even despair at the situation that I found myself in. It was the crazed laughter of one that had just hit the jackpot, it was particularly malicious. Especially since I would have to massacre the cute sort of eldritch abominations in front of me. After having read that story about a Heartless, of course I'd find myself here. Just that good ol' SB luck in work. It makes me think about how the alternate writing this up right now is feeling. Probably really good about the fact that he's not the one here in this place, well guess what you're a dick! Wow, I just called myself a dick...maybe I should've taken that counseling.
There will be times you will have to fight.
Keep your light burning strong.
I clenched the rod in my hand tightly as I saw the Shadows stare at me with what I thought was hunger. Letting myself slip into a sort of stance that felt instinctive enough, I unzipped my black track jacket. All at once the Shadows rushed forwards towards me, I gripped my tighter and rushed forward roaring my battle cry to the heavens.
"For Drich!"