WI: Stealing from the [CHAOS] Gods

[ShieldCrown]

R.O.B, that crazy all powerful being that he is, decides to let you do something that would normally be both impossible and assuredly lead to an eternity of torment and pain beyond human comprehension.

Steal from the Ruinous Powers, with almost no negative repercussions.

That's right, you can steal anything from the the four reality tumors: Primarchs, Legions, Domains, Daemons, Relics, and just about anything. The catch is, you can only take 8 Things, one for each point of the Star of Chaos. If you take any more, then you're dead, or wish you were at least. Also, if you focus too much on a particular God, then their Rival will "Bless" you, which can be worse than death at times.

For example: if you steal 4 things from Nurgle (Isha, Mortarion, the Death Guard, and a Domain), then Tzeetch will give you a "blessing". While if you took two things from each God, then you'd be fine.

 

[chimera0205]

Imma steal the 4 choas gods freedom. Just imagine what i could do with 4 pet choas gods. I can imagine it now.

Slanesh stop humping my leg

Nurgle stop tring to pee on the fire hydrant and for god sakes khorne stop trying to fight the nieghbors dogs.

Other than that id probably take 4 thier most powerful demons as pets too.

 

[Cambion]

I take their names and their power

 

[bioticgrunt]

I'd take the domains of hope and sorcery from Tzeentch, steal the domain of Battle and Khorne's weapon from the Blood god, take isha and domain of destruction or death from Nurgle, and take the domains of pleasure and passion from Slaaneesh

 

[Insufficient Dakka]

I'd take the domains of hope and sorcery from Tzeentch, steel the domain of Battle and Khorne's weapon from the Blood god, take isha and domain of destruction or death from Nurgle, and take the domains of pleasure and passion from Slaaneesh

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I think I'd do the opposite, leaving benevolent gods in 40k after being stripped of their unpleasant traits.

 

[Silvan Eldar]

I steal the sum total of the Ruinous Powers' power and domains.

Now, as the new Queen Bitch of the Galaxy, there are going to be some changes...the first of which will be the retroactive revival of the Squats.

Also, pretty much all my newly acquired daemons are offensive to my aesthetic sensibilities. This will be fixed with excessive force and brutality.

Hm...oh, and I think I'm just going to finish Slannesh's job and eat the Dark Eldar. Oh, and kill that one Thousand Son's Sorcerer. Ahriman or some such.