You guys are all assholes. Especially you! Yeah, you there in the back! You're the worst of them all! Don't think I didn't seehear what you saidwrote! You, sir, are an arse of the highest order and a BLAGGART at that.
You, person on the other end of spell, what it all comes down to is this. What do you want? From us, specifically? A friend? An ally? A metaphorical shoulder to cry on? A fellow conspirator? A tormentor? Some kind of delicious sandwich maker? The last will be difficult, yes, but rewarding in its own right.
Speak! What do you want?