If you're asking this question, you're missing the point of this 'fic.
This is an absolutely wonderful opinion to have when you want to write something that's not going to contain pointless struggle and fight scenes of Worm.

"Victoria Dallon of Earth-Bet. You have the ability to instill great hope-"
"Jacob Levy of Earth-Bet. Nok."
I accept that this isn't something you put 100% of your time into, but the color blue and purple here should probably be changed taken out the back behind the shed and put out of our misery.
 
Secondly, who is Jacob Levy? Is that Jack Slash? I can't remember his real name...

Jack Slash's first name is Jacob. We are never given his last name. I picked Levy because "Jacob Levy" is the name of one of the many people theorized to be Jack the Ripper, according to Wikipedia.
 
(???/???) Now Hiring
Originally posted on Fanfiction.Net.

Now Hiring (Angel/Charmed)​

"Impressive resume. Assistant district attorney?" the woman asked, looking over his files.

"That's right. I take pride in my work," the man replied with a shrug. "So, do I have a job?"

"As soon as you answer one question," she said with a winning smile. "You never finished your last assignment before displacing your former employer. Why?"

"Personal reasons." The man shrugged. "I fell in love. Won't happen again, I assure you."

The woman smirked. "Oh, we have ways of ensuring loyalty. We just want to make sure we don't give you any... awkward assignments."

"Any other questions?"

The woman stood and extended her hand. "No, Mr. Turner, no more questions. Welcome to Wolfram and Hart."

"Please," he said, rising and shaking her hand, "call me Cole."
 
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Also, regarding Silver, arc 3 is kicking my ass. Which is a pity, since I have arc 4 pretty much done. I'm considering just giving up and skipping arc 3. Any thoughts?

Go with what you feel is right, but be warned. Skipping an entire arc might make your readers very confused.

Agreed. I mean, there are ways to make people aware of what happened in a missing arc without being annoying and obvious about it, but the effort can be pretty annoying for the author.

Hmm. What about condensing as many events and goings on from Arc 3 as you can into a post time-skip flashback / "trip down memory lane," scene? I mean, in some ways you call it a copout, sure, but if the muse(s) refuse(s) to cooperate, what other choice do you have?
 
(Worm) Freedom/Monkey's Paw
My take on the premise @Ack presented in Hostage Situation, with two different divergences.

Track A: Freedom (Worm)​

"So, what now?" I asked. As irritating as it had been, I couldn't really fault the PRT for engaging in Master/Stranger protocols after the bombshell I'd dropped on them.

"Now, nothing," Director Piggot said simply.

Wait, what?

"You heard me," she said. I must have said that out loud. "Since we've determined you are, in fact, who you appear to be, and that you're not under the influence of a Master, I'll be happy to forward your request to release Marquis from the Baumann Parahuman Containment Center. I'll have someone notify you if and when I hear back on it."

I blinked. "What about the Wards?" I blurted out. They were still hurt from the bank robbery. They couldn't go back to school with those injuries, or their identities would be exposed!

"What about them?" she echoed. "The Wards are none of your concern, as you've made abundantly clear." I waited, but she didn't elaborate. Instead, she said, "While we do appreciate the assistance you've provided in the past, the PRT, the Protectorate, and the Wards program have all managed for many years without your assistance. We will do so again. Now, if you'll excuse me, Miss Dal- ahem, Miss Lavere, I have a lot of work to do." With that, she turned and walked away.

I stared as she walked away. That wasn't how this was supposed to go.

I hadn't really expected her to give me what I wanted, to free my father from the Birdcage. But I hadn't expected her to just... dismiss me either.

I had expected an outright denial, perhaps an appeal to my conscience and good will or posturing about how what I was demanding was outrageous, maybe even leveraging the M/S protocols to keep me locked up until I "came to my senses," not... this.

In a daze, I walked the familiar path out of PRT headquarters, only to find my fam- the Dallons waiting for me. Mark was barely there, as usual. Victoria looked confused but offered me a supporting smile, which I tentatively returned. As for Carol, she bore her usual look of-

No, there was something different about Carol's expression, something I couldn't quite place, something beyond the cool disapproval she usually radiated.

My stomach sank.

Was I really destined to villainy? Had I just proven her right?

I closed my eyes and steeled myself. No. No compromise. For the first time I can remember, I'd done something for myself, and I sure as hell wasn't going back on that.

I was done being the world's doormat.

Squaring my shoulders, I marched out.

* * *​

"Well, that's good to hear."

Wait, what? I blinked.

Arnold Sanders was the director of Brockton Memorial Hospital. Despite how I felt about the PRT, he had done nothing against me. He at least deserved to know that I would no longer be healing for them.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

Director Sanders hesitated. "Well," he said finally, "you've been putting in a worrying amount of time over the past two years. People talk. They worry. Frankly, if I wasn't so sure you'd just go somewhere else -- and, well, the incredibly bad press we'd get -- I'd have started turning you away a couple of months ago just to get you to take a vacation."

"But..." I stared. "Will the hospital be okay without me?"

He laughed. It was friendly. Good-natured. It sounded wrong for someone who'd just learned that the world's best healer would no longer be offering him her services.

"We'll be fine," he assured me. "Sure, your presence gave us a lot of medical tourism, and that'll dry up, but without you, we couldn't handle that workload anyway. An occupied bed generates the same revenue whether it's the same patient staying for two weeks or a dozen being admitted and discharged over the same time."

I recoiled, horrified at how he broke it down to- to accounting. "But what about all the patients?"

His face went grim. "One thing you learn in this business, Panacea," he said quietly, "is that you can't save everyone. You'll save a lot more people by taking a break and unwinding than you will by burning yourself out trying. So go. Take a break. Don't come back until you want to. We'll be here."

That's right. I hadn't told him why I was stopping, just that I was. He thought I was just taking a break. I considered telling him the truth -- that I wouldn't be back until my father was released -- but I didn't.

Instead, I nodded. "Don't worry," I said numbly. "I won't."

* * *​

Leaning on the sill, I stared out the window.

The city was on fire.

The ABB's newest recruit, Bakuda, had started a mass bombing spree, and the casualties were mounting up. The PRT had brought in a couple of healers from out of town. It was bad enough that the villains had set aside their differences to help deal with the ABB. Rumor had it, even Othala was pitching in to heal people, not just her fellow Neo-Nazis.

I should be out there. I should be healing people. People were dying, and I could save them!

I closed my eyes. My hands clenched into fists. I took a deep breath and opened my eyes again, looking out across the city.

No. No compromise. Not even in the face of armageddon.

I heard a hesitant knocking on my door. I didn't answer. After a moment, I heard the door open.

"Ames?"

Victoria. I closed my eyes and refused to respond. I couldn't let myself, or I'd give in. I just knew it.

"We're heading out," she said. "Are- are you coming?"

Footsteps. "Victoria." Carol. "We have to get moving."

"But-"

An exasperated sigh. "Amelia's made her decision. It's not up to us to change her mind, and every moment we waste here is a moment longer that madwoman is free to hurt more people. Let's go."

The door closed. Footsteps faded into the distance.

I couldn't help but feel perversely grateful to Carol, though. She was right. I had made my decision, and her refusal to pressure me, to try and make me change my mind... it warred with what I'd always expected of her if I'd ever stopped healing, right up until I'd actually done it.

It was strange, and I was still horrified over what was going on in the city, but despite that, I felt... good.

Like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders.

* * *​

I looked up.

"Tattletale," I said, tilting my head to the side. I felt oddly detached, seeing her again. I should have been furious, but I could only muster a vague respect.

The PRT had tried to suppress it, but information leaked out anyway, and the way they'd crashed the fundraiser had gotten the rumor mill going. While the heroes had disarmed Bakuda's superbomb, it been an alliance of villains -- particularly the Undersiders -- who had taken down Bakuda. And during the Leviathan fight, the bug-bitch had personally gone toe to toe with the Endbringer; that took some serious guts. She'd disappeared after the dust settled; rumor had it she'd been recruited to the Wards and moved out of the city.

Either way, the Undersiders had earned a measure of respect.

"What can I do for you?" I prompted.

"You know the Slaughterhouse Nine is in town," she said. I nodded. "We want an alliance to deal with them, but the PRT shut us down; they won't talk to us. We're pretty sure you're one of their targets."

"I was," I confirmed. "Bonesaw's been dealt with." It had actually been surprisingly easy. All I'd needed was a single touch to neutralize her.

She blinked. I don't think she was expecting that. "And..." she hesitated, "I wanted to apologize. For what I said in the bank."

"Actually," I said, "I should thank you. You forced me to reexamine my life. I doubt I'd have been able to deal with Bonesaw quite so effectively if I were still the same helpless little healer I used to be." The kicker was, I was being honest. About a week after Leviathan, I had actually gone back to healing, but on my terms. Once people realized they couldn't guilt me into anything anymore, things had gone much smoother.

I hadn't felt more free -- more at peace with myself -- in my entire life. Still...

She pulled back just a little too slowly as I reached out and caught her wrist.

"But that doesn't mean this is over between us," I hissed into her ear. I'd paralyzed her so she couldn't pull away; temporarily, of course, but it would last long enough to get my message across. "Once the Nine are finished, we're going to... revisit this."

Track B: Monkey's Paw (Worm)​

I saw a flash, and my father's head exploded.

"No!" I shrieked. "Daddy!"

I grabbed him. No. Nonono. I-I couldn't fix this. I couldn't! Some of his tissues were still alive, yes, but his head was gone, his brain -- what him him -- splattered all over the sidewalk.

My head whipped around toward where I'd seen the flash, and I ran. I wheeled around the corner to confront the shooter. She stood there, waiting for me, no mask, the rifle -- the murder weapon -- leaning against the concrete planter next to her.

I marched up to her and grabbed her. I was only vaguely aware of my power filling me in with the details of her biology. I ignored the tears streaming down my face.

"Give me one good reason not to kill you," I snarled.

"That would be hypocritical," she said, her voice tired, belying the small spike of adrenaline in her system.

I blinked but didn't let go. "What?"

"He was your father, right?"

"Yes," I confirmed warily. "So?"

She shook her head. "So trying to convince you not to kill me would be hypocritical. It's why I killed him, after all."

"What?"

"After Marquis killed my father," she said, her eyes boring into mine, "I made a promise, but the Brigade got to him first, and in the Birdcage, he was beyond my reach. Today, I fulfilled that promise."
 
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Frankly, both scenarios are how things probably would have played out anyway. At this point, Ack's fully bought in to the fanon surrounding Worm, in this specific case saintly!woobie!Amy that can do no wrong, and his work reflects that. I really enjoyed this snippet, and it reaffirms my belief that you are one of the only good Wormfic writers out there. Most of the rest are tolerable at best.
 
Frankly, both scenarios are how things probably would have played out anyway. At this point, Ack's fully bought in to the fanon surrounding Worm, in this specific case saintly!woobie!Amy that can do no wrong, and his work reflects that. I really enjoyed this snippet, and it reaffirms my belief that you are one of the only good Wormfic writers out there. Most of the rest are tolerable at best.

While you're right, the rest of it made me shout "Oh, come on!".

While most of Worm fanfics that try to take themselves seriously are kind of meh, the rest are actually very good parodies and comedies. Don't just say that they're bad as a generalisation. They're not.
 
The Track B version, that one is gold. I could totally see that happening. Very realistic and in fact even expected...assuming of course said person recognized Marquis in the first place. A Thinker of some sort, perhaps?

Track A seems to actually be even more of a fandom wank than people complain Hostage Situation is; the whole point of Ack's story is that Amy gets sick and tired of being pressured by her mother and has her breakdown at the best time, and all the events that followed. What people, IMHO, seem to be complaining about is that Amy is 'nothing special' as a healer.

Sorry, but she is.

Amy's slow, I'll grant you that, but she's also complete -- even with the assumption she can't heal brains. No other healer in canon Worm has been demonstrated to be as versatile, PERIOD, or as powerful. Perhaps Daddyversy could be a better healer but he never bothers so you might as well say 'not even him'. Remember kindly that Tinkers have themes and from what we've seen IN CANON very few of them can heal. Amy is an invaluable resource -- like it or not -- and if she chose she could in all likelihood demand something the Powers That Be wouldn't give anyone else.

I did like how Track A ended, although without Amy's healing this means Skitter is most likely paralyzed from the neck down, juuuuuust FYI. It is unrealistic in the extreme that Amy would have been able to surprise Lisa in such a manner but...well, I do like Tattletale but that doesn't mean I don't think she needs a rap in the teeth and a very hard talking to.
 
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Track A seems to actually be even more of a fandom wank than people complain Hostage Situation is; the whole point of Ack's story is that Amy gets sick and tired of being pressured by her mother and has her breakdown at the best time, and all the events that followed. What people, IMHO, seem to be complaining about is that Amy is 'nothing special' as a healer.

Sorry, but she is.

You know, I'm actually curious if there's any actual evidence somewhere that there are no other healers as capable and versatile as Amy. Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack, after all; otherwise, as someone pointed out in another thread, the obvious conclusion is that healers are more common than Alexandria packages.

And even if she is special, she's far from the only healer the PRT has on tap. She's not irreplaceable. Even if does take, say, five other capes with healing powers to cover the broad spectrum of conditions Amy can tackle, that's not all that insurmountable, since outside of Endbringer fights -- where you're going to have all of them present anyway -- you likely aren't going to have such a demand that the five are really all that less effective than five Amys, if only because five people can be in five different places, and you can direct them to where their specific powers are actually needed.

But ultimately, it's not her relative capability as a healer that's the main factor. It's the fact that she's essentially asking PRT to undermine the legitimacy of the US government and their entire power base, the only thing that really makes them any different from any of the cape gangs. Moreover, it's the utter and simple fact that Amy is not even remotely crucial to the survival of the PRT, Protectorate, and Wards; while she's very useful, perhaps more useful than any other healer around, they don't need her. Given that I spelled this out explicitly, I'm not sure how you could have missed that.

EDIT: Never mind the fact that if the PRT actually bears any resemblance to a real life federal law enforcement agency, they wouldn't have the authority to release someone from the Birdcage anyway. It's something that would be decided in the Oval Office, not a PRT conference room.
 
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You know, I'm actually curious if there's any actual evidence somewhere that there are no other healers as capable and versatile as Amy. Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack, after all; otherwise, as someone pointed out in another thread, the obvious conclusion is that healers are more common than Alexandria packages.

And even if she is special, she's far from the only healer the PRT has on tap. She's not irreplaceable. Even if does take, say, five other capes with healing powers to cover the broad spectrum of conditions Amy can tackle, that's not all that insurmountable, since outside of Endbringer fights -- where you're going to have all of them present anyway -- you likely aren't going to have such a demand that the five are really all that less effective than five Amys, if only because five people can be in five different places, and you can direct them to where their specific powers are actually needed.

But ultimately, it's not her relative capability as a healer that's the main factor. It's the fact that she's essentially asking PRT to undermine the legitimacy of the US government and their entire power base, the only thing that really makes them any different from any of the cape gangs. Moreover, it's the utter and simple fact that Amy is not even remotely crucial to the survival of the PRT, Protectorate, and Wards; while she's very useful, perhaps more useful than any other healer around, they don't need her. Given that I spelled this out explicitly, I'm not sure how you could have missed that.

EDIT: Never mind the fact that if the PRT actually bears any resemblance to a real life federal law enforcement agency, they wouldn't have the authority to release someone from the Birdcage anyway. It's something that would be decided in the Oval Office, not a PRT conference room.

1: Given that Brockton Bay is canonically such a shithole that it warranted an entire PRT department and protectorate branch for itself as well as having 3 villain gangs, 2 of which have more firepower and capes than the Protectorate I really wouldn't be so sure of that.

2: Madcap, the PRT (and by extension "the legitimacy of the US government and their entire power base") has no problem with villains switching sides (as long as its secret) also Costa-brown and Contessa say hi.

Also (depending on how his talk with Lung is interpreted) Marquis is only slightly worse than Warlord Taylor (mainly due to the killing his underlings part which Taylor certainly never did) since he was quite willing to help prevent the end of the world even if it meant passing up a chance to be released as well as lying his ass off about how "evil" he was in the epilogue to protect Amy.
 
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