[X] Get up, you're all better now and don't wanna waste anymore time in here.
Yeah, you weren't looking forward to having to explain to anyone why tornadoes were popping out of nowhere and that the city park was no longer a thing because of you. This wasn't Nerima, where that sorta thing was not only expected, but somewhat anticipated by this point. Here though? Chances were that the first thing you were gonna see once you left the hospital are bars and chains. Seeing as you were still a stranger in a strange land and had to gather the rest of the crew, who had probably scattered to the four winds by now, and get back home; prison really wasn't an option. So, time to take a page outta Pop's book and bail out of taking any semblance of responsibility for what happened.
Besides, Blondie started it. Or rather; Ryoga, Mousse, Kuno, and Taro did, but that was semantics. Not to mention none of them were here to take the fall. It still wasn't your fault, though.
Oh god, you just realized; you needed to gather
everyone together when you had to go back home, and finding Ryoga 'The Eternally Lost Boy' Hibiki is gonna be the largest pain in your ass for as long as you're here. Well, at least you can take solace in leaving Kuno behind;
nobody will miss
him. Taro too. Mousse is a toss-up; annoying as he is, he's not
that bad, plus the old mummy will bitch at you for leaving behind her free labor. You consider ditching Happosai as well, but shudder at the implications and consequences; you couldn't in good conscience leave an unsuspecting world to deal with the bastard and suffer. You simply weren't that cruel.
Mind made up, you rise from the bed and leap up....only to crash onto the floor instead of landing on your feet. Crap, guess you were still kinda hurting from the fight; meaning that running was out. As you gradually and painfully get up from the floor, the door opens wide open and someone walks in. You hear a gasp and someone exclaim, "Oh dear! Are you alright? Here, let me help you up..."
You looked up to see who rushed over to you; snow white hair, ice blue eyes, around Kasumi's age. Hell, you almost thought it was Kasumi talking until you remembered just where you were. Snowy here was also dressed like a queen, or more like a rich businesswoman in retrospect. White silk suit with light blue highlights, and a stylized snowflake insignia on the lapel; overall, very fancy. And not a cop, which was a good thing.
Once on your feet, you brushed her and your earlier fall off and told her, "Yeah I'm fine, just wasn't as ok as I thought; nothing too bad though. Um...so why exactly are you here, Miss...?"
She blushed out of embarrassment and apologized, "Oh I'm sorry, where are my manners? My name is Winter Schnee and I'm a representative here on behalf of the Schnee Dust Company. We'd like to arrange a formal meeting with our CEO and ask you some thing; of course, you'll be heavily compensated for your time as well as offered the finest hospitality SDC can offer."
Dust company? What, like
dirt? What are these people, dirt farmers or something? And apparently they made a
company out of that? A company that seems to make
a lot of money by the looks of it. Still, people here got rich off of dirt?! Man, if Nabiki were here she'd probably have an aneurysm over hearing this. Followed by trying to ruthlessly exploit that fact to get rich.
Man, you really hoped that they weren't trying to recruit you for some secret underground war with the Housecleaning Guild or something; that'd be weird even for
your standards. And yet, it sadly wasn't outside the realm of possibility. Eh, at least you'd manage to learn Martial Arts Housecleaning and Martial Arts Dirt...Something if that's the case.
You saw Winter off her hand for a handshake and accepted it, free room and board and all you have to do is talk to some old rich dude for a bit? Sold! You introduced yourself, "Ranma Saotome," you mentally frowned and tacked on some extra stuff to match the lady's fancy intro, "Inheritor of the Tendo Dojo and Mutsabetsu Kakuto Saotome Ryu. I'd be more than willing to meet up with some old fa-I mean, I would
love to discuss whatever matters your CEO would like to talk about with me. So...can we grab my stuff and leave now? Like, right now; before the cops arri-uhh I mean-"
Winter giggled and tells you, "Oh don't be silly Mr. Saotome; Father wouldn't let a potential business partner be hassled by silly legal complications like that, he's already taken care of it. As for leaving, we have an airship ready and waiting up top to take us to Atlas and the main office of SDC."
Huh, guess you
were gonna be fighting the Housecleaning Guild in the name of the Dirt Farmer Mafia by the sounds of it. Eh, at least you're probably gonna be paid to do this latest crazy adventure; makes it easier to roll with the punches. You walk over to the Gekkaja, pick it up, and start heading out the door. You turned your head back to Winter and said, "Well, in that case we might as well head out. And call me Ranma, Mr. Saotome just doesn't sound right."
Not unless it came with death threats or was directed at your old man, that is. Anyways, Winter quickly took the lead and guided you to the rooftop of the hospital, where there was indeed a
giant flying ship...
thing. Certainly didn't look like any plane or the like you've ever seen back home. You looked to the sky and saw that it was nighttime, meaning you probably spent a whole day recuperating given how beat up you were. You saw the starry night sky, the moon shining bright overhead with the other shattered moon besides it, broken remnants of it still close to- wait, what?
You blinked, shook your head, slapped yourself, and looked again; nope, there were still two moons, and the second one looked like it took a great big honking Bakusai Tenketsu to the face. Yeah, that confirmed what you were already thinking, you were on another planet or alternate reality. Fucking Nanban Mirror...
Winter sees your confusion and asks you, "Ranma, are you alright? Is something wrong?"
[X] "Abuh-ahw-haaaaah?"
[X] "The moon is broken, why is the moon broken? What broke the moon; no, more importantly: WHY ARE THERE TWO MOONS?!"
[X] Breathe in. Breathe out. Calmly carry on and ask questions later. Soul of Ice now, breakdown later.
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