When is a Spoon a Sword? (Pokemon OC-Insert)

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When is a Spoon a Sword? (Pokemon OC-Insert)
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A modern-day swordmaster dies and wakes up in the pokemon world. A ralts aims to become a glorious knight.

Hoenn will never be the same. OC-Insert.
1.1 Appetizer

Fabled Webs

Lord Weaver, Glorious and Wise
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Appetizer 1.1

Aaron Kanda-Locke
Arlington, VA, USA


I dodged Luke's mace and jabbed with my longsword towards his armpit. He replied by tucking his arms and stepping into the jab for a rising backhand.

The grip on my sword shifted subtly. I stepped forward to meet him, making the head of the mace sail behind me. The pommel of my sword was held so it jutted out towards his hand.

"Gah! Shit," he yelped as his own momentum knocked his weapon out of his hand.

I smiled and sheathed the sword. "Good match, Luke."

He shook off the numbness in his hand and retrieved his mace. "Yeah, damn good trick there. I didn't think you could aim for a small target like that, especially if you're not cutting at it."

"Takes some practice is all. It's why I'm the instructor and you're the assistant."

"Yeah, yeah. Weren't you some kendo guy too?"

"A bit," I demurred.

It was a bit more than "a bit" though. I started kendo at the age of eight after seeing my big brother get into karate and wanting something different but equally cool. Five years later, I reached one-kyū at the age of thirteen, the junior version of the first dan and as high a rank as a minor was allowed to have. I kept up with it for most of my life, even competing at the World Kendo Championships in Japan and coming in fourth in the men's individual bracket.

After hitting sixth-dan at the age of thirty-six, I retired from the sport because I felt that going any higher wasn't likely because of the ultra-traditionalist sentiment among higher ranked masters. In the eyes of the eighth-dan grandmasters, being half-gaijin was as good as not being Japanese at all.

I was now thirty-eight, but I'd still be a bit embarrassed if I lost a duel to some brat.

Looking to the side, I saw Kevin, our newest, sparring against Stacy, one of my assistants. They were both using a spear and shield, though it was abundantly clear that Stacy was dancing circles around the poor lad.

"One more?" Luke called.

"Haven't had enough of a beating yet?"

"You don't hit hard, old man. It's all speed and technique with you."

"Speed and technique are what differentiates a great swordsman from a good one."

I drew my sword and took a ready grip. HEMA, Historical European Martial Arts, I'd picked up from a friend in high school named Carl. He was everything that I wanted to be at the time: tall, good looking, and popular. I was fourteen when he introduced HEMA to me and though it was always second on my priority list behind kendo, I was glad to have picked it up.

I'd tried several weapons over the decades, but I preferred the longsword because it was the closest analog to a katana. It wasn't a one for one comparison, but it didn't have to be. The speed and versatility were what I was after; if I wanted another katana, I'd have dropped HEMA long ago.

Luke came in low this time and swung for my torso with a soft grunt. I stepped back and readily gave ground, one of the disadvantages of voluntarily foregoing a shield, and rang his helmet with a swift retaliatory strike. Our eyes met as he acknowledged the point and returned to his ready stance.

Luke was the oldest in the club after me at twenty-eight and far too experienced to give me any more free points after that blunder so we circled each other as he took my probing jabs on his raised shield.

That was fine. He'd get impatient soon.

Sure enough, he rushed forward, trying his best to get past my guard with a shield charge.

I skipped backwards and to the side, allowing him to run past me.

He expected that. He turned on a dime and followed me with the mace, forcing me to duck. But that left his armpits open and a swift stab forced him to reel himself in.

We traded several more blows. That was the big difference between HEMA and kendo; most HEMA clubs weren't as structured as a kendo dojo. There were rules, as any sport involving weapons required, but while a kendo match was over in a few lightning-fast strikes, HEMA put a greater premium on stamina.

Then, I made a fatal mistake.

We got so into our spar that we didn't see Stacy and Kevin. Or perhaps, it was they who approached us.

It didn't matter.

Stacy got her spear past Kevin's shield and landed a vicious stab into his bicep even as he was making his own thrust. Her attack made him release his grip unexpectedly and the spear sailed past the assistant instructor, landing just beside me as I was stepping away from Luke's mace.

I couldn't correct my step and my foot landed on the haft of the spear, rolling my ankle. As I fell, I felt a heavy impact against my head. Belatedly, I realized that Luke hadn't stopped his blow in time either, connecting with my head as I tripped.

My head bounced against the floor and, helmet or not, that was the last I knew of life as Aaron Kanda-Locke.

X​

Aaron Fulan
Mossdeep City, Hoenn Region


I awoke to the most agonizing headache of my life. Both lives, as it turned out.

I was Aaron Kanda-Locke, a swordmaster of both kendo and HEMA. I lived a good life until a freak accident at the club.

I was Aaron Fulan, eldest son of Sharon Fulan, the gym leader of Mossdeep City, and Jin Fulan, an astronaut who sought to find evidence of extraterrestrial pokémon. I had two adorable little siblings, Tate and Liza Fulan, twins who were three years younger than me.

'At least I'm still named Aaron,' I thought sardonically. 'God forbid I be called something different. Or is it "Arceus forbid" now?'

Then the emotions came, like thunder that followed the lightning as Young-Aaron's memories became my own.

There was fondness there. This version of me grew up in a comfortable home. The Fulan family wasn't living in the lap of luxury like the Stones, but we were well off. What we lacked in raw wealth we more than made up for in prestige. Being a gym leader meant something. At the bare minimum, past me knew he had it good.

There was love too. Young-Aaron really loved his little siblings. He snuck them candy whenever he could and did his best to make sure Liza wouldn't tease her little brother too much. He was also the one who comforted them when his mother's lessons would get too harsh.

And then there was the bitterness and resentment.

Sharon Fulan, formerly Sharon Summers, the Oracle of Mossdeep. She was a Summers, the last of the family who ruled Mossdeep City since before the founding of the Hoenn League. She may have given up her last name when she married dad, a trainer from Kanto, but she sure as hell didn't give up her family legacy. That is, the gym.

The gym was everything to her. It was so important that when Drake, champion at the time, offered her a position as one of his Elite Four twelve years ago, she turned him down.

She was that good, a psychic mistress who possessed immense personal and political power as the head of the traditional bloc in Hoenn politics.

And I had the dubious privilege of being her eldest son.

That alone wouldn't be so bad. The problem was, I wasn't talented enough for mother dearest. Oh, compared to most, I was a prodigy, but that wasn't good enough for mom, wasn't good enough for the gym.

Something about being twins had boosted my siblings' psychic affinities to astronomical levels. They were able to bend a spoon when they were four years old. They were holding entire conversations between them with telepathy at the age of seven. Presently, at ten, they could even fly for short periods if they wanted to.

I couldn't do any of that.

What I could do was see emotions as colors. Cool. Useful. But… It wasn't telekinesis. It wasn't telepathy. It wasn't divination. And that meant it wasn't good enough for Sharon Fulan.

The day that the twins bent their first spoon, she sat me down and told me in no uncertain terms that they were heirs, not me. I was seven at the time.

Fucking seven.

Back then, I didn't understand the difference between being her son and being the heir. When mom told me I couldn't be the next gym leader, all I heard was that mom didn't want me anymore. I cried myself to sleep for weeks until dad came home from his astronaut training. It was the first true fight they had. Shouting, telekinetically thrown vases, the whole shebang.

I got over it… kind of.

Dad and I had a long talk. He explained what being the heir meant and how it wasn't that mom iddn't love me anymore. He made me promise that I wouldn't hold it against Tate and Liza. They hadn't done anything.

I grew up. Eventually, I even forgave mom when I discovered just what the colors I saw meant. She loved me… in her own hardass, fucked up, kick the chick off a cliff so it can learn to fly sort of way. We weren't really the same, but I at least did understand that the gym should go to the most talented.

Still, she was why I had mommy issues in this life. Issues up the fucking wazoo.

I felt my memories settle as the glow of tranquil blue approached from beyond the walls.

"Aaron? Bro? You up? You're going to be late!" Liza's voice came through the door.

"Yeah, I'm coming," I called.

Today was special. Today, at the age of thirteen, I was to become a trainer in truth. I was being kicked out of my house. Tate and Liza were going to be fostered at the gym, learning from our mother to become the psychic masters they could be. Me? The journey was all but forced on me.

I had one shot to pass the TLE, the trainer licensing exam. If I failed for whatever reason, I would be forced to take a civilian career path. It wasn't as though I couldn't take the TLE again, but my family played against me here too. No second chances. If I failed, mother dearest would pull every string she could to deny me a life as a trainer.

"I'd be doing both you and the League a favor," she'd said in that haughty, dismissive tone of hers. "If you can't even pass the basic exam, you're more likely to die out there."

That was the second time she and dad fought. But as always, she got her way in the end.

'Doesn't matter,' I thought as the white aura of resolve circled around me. 'I'm going to pass and make her eat her fucking words.'

I sighed. It was a little unnerving how quickly Young-Aaron's dreams became my own, but that was fine. I always liked Pokémon as a franchise anyway. I was twelve back when Yellow came out.

If anything, I was incredibly fortunate. Growing up in a psychic gym meant I at least picked up how to keep my thoughts to myself. Sure, mom could barge her way through my mind if she wanted, but it was such a huge breach of privacy that she literally threatened to murder one of her trainers when he did it to someone else.

X​

I stepped into the testing hall. Lucky for me, it was at the trainer school. The building was fairly new, less than six years old. It was also the most advanced trainer school in Hoenn. Not that we had the highest grades or anything, but in a more literal sense: It was the most technologically advanced school in Hoenn. Because the Mossdeep Space Center was located here, all of the best and brightest in the region tended to gather in our city, which also extended to teachers. The trainer school had an excellent relationship with the space center and we often got leftover or outdated tech passed onto us.

"Aaron," my mother called. I turned to see her aura flicker blue and white with a tinge of purple. "I expect excellence."

Blue. Peace. White. Willpower. Purple. Love. I rolled my eyes. She was just as bad as pre-Red Sabrina. No, that wasn't quite fair. At least she wasn't a crime lord? "Love you too, mom."

I swore, something about unlocking powerful psychic abilities as a kid fucked up a person. It was why I doted on Tate and Liza so. I was hoping that if I gave them all the affection my hardass mom and absentee dad didn't give them, they'd be semi-functional adults without the angst and awkwardness.

I went to my class and sat down without speaking to anyone. It wasn't as though I had many friends. That was somewhat difficult when all the parents were intimidated by my mom or all the kids were envious of being a gym leader's son. Seeing their emotions wasn't nearly as fun as it sounded.

The exam itself was… trivial.

It was divided into three sections: pokémon, wilderness survival, and laws and regulations. The first asked everything that old-me would have expected: type charts, dual type identification, general diet, et cetera. To someone raised by a gym leader, it was insultingly easy.

The third was similarly simple thanks to young-me's background, but there was a surprisingly large number of regulations that a new trainer had to be aware of. The badges, their gyms, and the start of each season was obvious. Emergency response standard operating procedures and the obligations of trainers at each badge level were less so.

Still, it was the second that gave me the most trouble. Mossdeep was the largest island in the Hoenn Region short of Ever Grande itself, but being an island meant there weren't many places available for practical survival training. I did well, but I knew for a fact that I lost some points here.

After our theoreticals, we were taken to the quad where the practicals began.

First, a proctor brought out his pokémon, an exploud, and had it use a series of moves. We were told to identify as many as we could, a task made all the harder by the sheer diversity of moves available to a well-trained normal type.

Second, we were paired off and handed a school-approved zigzagoon. The battle, if it could be called that, was testing for our ability to command under pressure. The task itself wasn't particularly difficult, all of us knew what a zigzagoon could do by heart now, but it wasn't supposed to be. The pressure of encountering a new pokémon and immediately being thrown into a battle was enough to make many of us fumble and forget all we'd studied.

Last came the wilderness survival practicals. We had to identify edible berries out of a basket, start a fire, and cook a meal. Then, we were told to set up a tent, demonstrate ropework, and prove we could signal for help using the League-mandated ranger emergency codes.

X​

My results came in the mail a week after the exam: Ninety-three in the survival practicals, eighty-two in the survival theoreticals, but otherwise perfect all around for an impressive four-seventy-five out of five hundred.

"Only? Well, at least you only lost points in wilderness survival," mom said with an arched brow. "Anything else would have been embarrassing."

"Don't say that, Sharon," dad said, his aura tinged with the purple of love and red of annoyance. It was one of the few nights when he was home early enough for a family dinner. "That's what? Ninety-five percent? You did amazingly well, Aaron. I definitely didn't score that high."

"Thanks, dad," I said.

"He knows what I meant," she huffed.

"It's not hard to say 'You did well,' dear."

Mom looked at me with an imperious expression before her façade broke. "You… Your performance was… adequate," she finished.

"Thanks, mom," I said with a sigh. That was as good as I'd get with her.

Dad rolled his eyes but he wasn't fooling me. There was love there, but also a fair bit of pink, lust. He apparently had a thing for awkward girls. He wasn't fooling the twins either. Unlike the rest of our family, he wasn't really a part of the gym and so never learned how to shield his emotions and thoughts. They didn't get "the talk" so much as exposure by proximity.

Yeah, we made ourselves scarce real fast after that.

X​

I stood in the gym lobby as I'd done a thousand times before. But this time, I stood shoulder to shoulder with another nine students, all high scorers like me. Mom, Gym Leader Fulan now, looked us over one by one.

"You are here because you each passed the trainer licensing exam with flying colors. For your stellar performance, I congratulate you and welcome you into the ranks of Hoenn's trainers," she began, sounding perfectly professional and poised.

I knew better. Dad wrote the speech because mom was too socially awkward to say anything complimentary about us. Hell, I knew for a fact that she was using her divination to read the speech that she'd left on her desk for that exact purpose. I met her gaze and allowed my eyes to trail up towards her office with a smug smirk.

A sharp telekinetic jab made me jolt.

"As you are the ten highest scoring students from Mossdeep Trainer School, you have earned the right to receive a starter from my gym. I will now call you into my office one by one according to your score where you will be permitted to make your choice in private. Aaron Fulan."

"Yes, ma'am."

The whispers began immediately.

"Must be nice to be a parachute."

"Silver spoon much?"

"He's her son, of course he's first."

Mom turned towards them with a cold glare, shutting them up instantly. I'd seen her quell an ornery walrein in the middle of a mating season with that glare. A bunch of thirteen year old brats stood no chance.

"You will go last," she said. "You were the highest scoring student at the academy and thus given the chance to select a Hoenn starter from Professor Birch. You gave up that choice, correct?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Then you have already made your decision and so will be moved to the back of the queue."

I nodded. That was expected; she'd warned me as much. It was a good chance to show how few fucks she gave about me being her son here. I always wanted a psychic anyway and wasn't too picky about the exact species. I felt I knew them best in this life, for obvious reasons, and I could more easily bond with a pokémon whose intelligence was similar to my own.

And, if I was being honest with myself, in the darkest corner of my mind, I admitted that I wanted one to nurture my own powers. I wanted to prove mom wrong, to become a powerful psychic in my own right. I wouldn't be the first to develop psychic abilities after training a psychic type after all, and unlike most, I had a hell of a head start.

She called the second place student and led the girl into her office. Then the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth. One by one, each new trainer emerged from her office with a wide grin, ready to be the next Sabrina or Will or Caitlin. They were almost certainly in for a horrible disappointment.

I walked into her office and looked around. Despite her being mom, I seldom spent any time here. There was a family photo in one corner, but it was small, smaller than the average wallet. The rest of her office was dominated by shelves and shelves of books. About half of them were books written by my extended family, back when they were alive. The rest were journal articles about psychics, psychology, or some other pertinent subject.

"Aaron," mom drew my attention back to her. In her hand was a pokéball. "This is the only one left. Now, are you certain you don't want a Hoenn starter?"

"Didn't you say that ship's sailed?"

"I did. I lied. I had Professor Birch hold off on naming the three for you. Last chance."

I raised a brow at her. It was as good as an "I love you" from her. She never gave second chances. But… But she was here… and it made me nervous.

"Okay, what's wrong with that one?"

"Nothing, per se. The ralts inside is prodigious, amazingly talented if I'm to be truthful."

"Cool, I love ralts. They're one of my favorite pokémon. You know that."

"Very well." She lazily tossed the ball on the ground and the ralts popped out amidst a cloud of shimmering lights.

I stood in awe. As far as young-Aaron was concerned, it was a ralts. Great, but nothing to go gaga over. Old-Aaron shoved young-Aaron into a dark corner in my mind. A real, breathing pokémon was standing before me.

It held in its hand a single silver spoon, the sort used by mom's gym pokémon to practice their psychic abilities.

And then, its eyes met mine. It then did something I didn't expect: It spoke.

Not literally, it wasn't Team Rocket's meowth, but it spoke through telepathy.

'Greetings,' it said. Its mental voice was clear and high, pure like a single piano note. 'Are you my liege?'

I looked at mom. "I know what you mean by 'prodigious.' Did you save the strongest ralts for me?"

"No, of course not."

"Then how wasn't this one claimed already? Telepathy at what? A year old? That's stupid-fast, even for a psychic type."

"Indeed. No one wanted this ralts."

I wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Clearly, I'd lucked out with the most promising specimen. "I'm your trainer," I told it.

The ralts continued to take me by surprise. It took two steps, tiny seeing how it was barely above a foot tall, and knelt. It fell onto one knee, hilariously cute seeing how it was wearing that overlarge white robe. Then, flourishing its spoon, it presented the utensil to me on both palms and spoke.

'Then you are my lord and master. I solemnly swear before the Origin of All: I will be your sword and shield. I will cut down your enemies. I will defend you against every strife. Your dreams will be my own, your dearest wish my reason for being. This squire swears to be your most loyal knight!'

"Umm… What the hell?"

"Remember, I gave you a chance." There was a bone-deep weariness in my mom's tone. I didn't think she could emote that well…

"He's super advanced already. Why wouldn't I want him? The rest of the kids were clearly idiots," I said. I too got on one knee and addressed him. "Hey, I'm sure you'll make a fantastic knight one day and I'd be proud to call you my partner."

'R-Really?' he said, voice ringing like the purest bell. 'Y-You mean it? Truly?'

"Yeah, you'll become a wonderful gallade. I promise."

The ralts froze, his smile turned brittle as the purple of love and joy turned yellow and red.

"Aaron, dear," mom said. "That ralts is female."

Author's Note

Yep. Pokémon. It's my favorite fandom of all time.

I decided that his last name should be Fulan because Fu is the name of Tate in Japanese and Lan is Liza's. Their father is a canonical character but their mother is not. I figured that having their mom be the previous gym leader would be the easiest way to explain why two children held the prestigious seventh badge.

I just thought it'd be hilarious to have a female ralts that wants to be a swordmaster.

The start of this fic is one big reference to the running gag in Adventures that psychics have an innate affinity for spoons. More on that later.
 
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1.2 Appetizer
Appetizer 1.2

Aaron Fulan
Mossdeep City, Hoenn Region


I knelt in my mom's office, staring at the ralts as my brain tried to reboot.

"You're… You're a girl."

'I am.' Her voice rang in my mind like a chimecho's bell. The aura of pure joy at finally being accepted had transitioned now to the yellow of fear tinged with the red of irritation and anger. 'Sorry to disappoint you.'

In my defense, feminine and masculine voices tended to be harder to tell apart when physical sound wasn't in the picture.

"Her father is Quinn," mom clarified.

"Your gallade."

"Indeed. And she has developed an incredible admiration for her father. She insists on using only physical attacks, much like he does."

"Umm, you know that you cannot become a gallade, right?" I tried.

'Yes.'

"But you're only going to learn physical attacks?"

'Yes,' she nodded resolutely. The white of willpower blazed around her. This clearly wasn't something she could be swayed from.

"You know that Quinn can use ranged attacks too, right? Like Aura Sphere, Air Slash, and Dazzling Gleam?"

I want to master the sword before I explore other options,' she said firmly.

"What… What physical attacks can a ralts learn?"

"Knock Off. Thief. Façade… potentially," mom said.

'I will not learn Thief,' the little knight told us. 'That is dishonorable.'

"At the moment, she knows Shadow Sneak, Confusion, and Growl."

I glanced at her spoon. It got me thinking. 'Shadow Sneak isn't nothing. It's pretty good, actually, assuming she can use the ghost type move well… but that's not likely at her age… A gardevoir that focuses on close combat… Is that possible? Well, a gardevoir is called "sirknight" in Japanese… And I already know where the gardevoirite is in theory…'

"I'll take her," I said.

"What?"

'Y-You will?'

"Yes." I looked down at the shocked little ralts. "I think that maybe, just maybe, it hasn't been done because no one's ever tried. We won't know until we try, right?"

I didn't know if this world followed the Adventures timeline or the Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire timeline, or perhaps some unholy mix of the anime, games, and manga, but I knew one thing: Psychics had an extraordinary affinity for spoons.

This wasn't a social construct either, nor was it a quirk exclusive to the abra line. Wild alakazam fashioned spoons for themselves out of the purest silver, traveling thousands of miles to find silver if they must. Espurr in Kalos looked for spoons to use as mirrors to groom themselves. No matter what, psychics all over the world favored the spoon shape as a generalist medium. Even hypno would forego their pendulums for spoons should they require a divination tool.

Psychics instinctively, impulsively, inexplicably sought spoons. Even here in Mossdeep, amidst a clan known for psychics since the start of written history, we didn't know exactly why this was. Our best guess was that the spoon amplified brainwaves of some sort, but as for why wild psychic pokémon instinctively knew that, we had no clue.

Still, looking at my ralts as she wielded that spoon as tall as her body like a giant sword made me think of something. Or rather, a certain bipedal, spoon-wielding bipedal cat…

Perhaps this was possible after all.

Even if nothing I knew ended up being valid, I decided then and there that the pure joy and delight on my new partner's face made this decision worth it.

"Mom, I want ralts as my partner."

She looked between us and sighed. "Very well. I… I wish you the best of luck."

X​

That night, I packed everything I would need in my hammerspace backpack, one of the primary benefits of being in the pokémon world. Tomorrow, I would be taking a boat to Slateport City, where I'd begin my gym challenge.

Strictly speaking, I could begin my challenge right here. There wasn't some rule that said I had to take the same path as Brendan and May. But I knew better. Tackling mom as things stood would be asking to die. She took no shit from anyone and would probably send out pokémon rated for third or fourth badge trainers just to prove to people that she wouldn't show me any favoritism.

So, I would be starting with Wattson.

Or more specifically, I would be training around Slateport City for a few weeks until I could get my partner up to snuff.

I double-checked my bags then crawled into bed. I was about to turn out the lights but saw my little knight kneeling by the door. Her silver spoon was gripped in both hands, ready to smite any intruders. Or give them a good laugh.

"Artoria?"

'Yes, my liege?' her voice rang in my mind, crisp and clear as usual. With a personality like that, what else could I name her but the King of Knights?

"You can call me Aaron," I said, already for the eighth time that night.

'I cannot. You are my lord and master. I am your loyal knight.'

"You called yourself a squire when you first introduced yourself."

'T-That is… I shall one day become a knight!'

I didn't mention how cute she was when she got all flustered, but I was positive she could feel my emotions plain as day. Ralts were sensitive to this sort of thing anyway.

"My partner is such a chuuni," I laughed.

'I do not know what a chuuni is, my lord, but I feel that it is not a flattering moniker.'

"It's not, but it's cute so it's fine. Anyway, what are you doing?"

'I am guarding your rest. Please go to sleep knowing you are safe.'

I sighed and got out of bed. Two large strides brought me to her. I scooped up my kneeling protector with a single hand. Another second later, I was tucked back in my cozy bed.

'W-What are you doing? M-My lord?'

"Sleeping, which you will do immediately," I said dryly. "Lord's command. A knight can't disobey her lord, right?"

'Hauuuu…'

"Good night, Artoria."

'G-Good night…'

I'd make a knight of her… starting tomorrow…

X​

Aaron Fulan
The Sour Qwilfish, Hoenn Region

The Sour Qwilfish, despite the somewhat suspicious name, was a mid-sized passenger vessel. It wasn't a cruise ship necessarily, but nor was it a simple speedboat. It had cabins and amenities if not luxuries. Which was great news, considering I'd be on it for a full ten days while the ship circled around Sootopolis and to Slateport.

After bidding the twins goodbye and promising to call after dinner every night, I boarded the ship and dumped everything in my cabin before making a beeline towards the training area. The training area was really just the aft, sectioned off with a rope so small and mid-sized pokémon could do some training. It wasn't large, but a good twenty pokémon could use it at the same time if they weren't all throwing around ranged attacks everywhere.

That wouldn't be a problem for Artoria.

The two of us received some odd looks as I instructed Artoria in the finer points of swordsmanship.

I did put some thought into it last night. I practiced two styles of swordsmanship in my past life: HEMA and competition kendo. To be clear, competitive kendo was very different from what historical samurai would have been familiar with, a sport rather than a killing art. Even so, I settled on teaching my burgeoning King Knights kendo before anything else for one simple reason: She was far, far too weak.

Gardevoir were not known for their physical prowess, and that deficiency was made all the more clear in a ralts. If I tried to teach a foot-tall ralts the finer points of HEMA, she'd almost certainly hurt herself trying. So, basic kendo it was.

"Hah," I cried out, using a sawn off broom handle to demonstrate the proper form.

'Hah!' she echoed, her mental voice ringing in my head.

"Ralts!" everyone else heard.

She swung her spoon valiantly in a textbook overhead strike, a "men" towards the head. I occasionally stopped her to nudge her footing in proper place or to remind her to mind her grip. The grip was especially important in kendo. You could not hold the sword like a baseball bat and swing for the fences; a proper grip relied on putting a little distance between each hand to use a push-pull motion of the arms like a lever, imparting greater speed and force from a relatively small twist of the hands.

Artoria wasn't stupid; she knew this. The trouble was that she was swinging a spoon. And a spoon was a rather unbalanced weapon. It was unwieldy and top-heavy for her diminutive size. She was effectively swinging a halberd like a katana and it was a struggle for her just to keep her proper form.

I let her continue the seemingly pointless task for three reasons.

First, any school of swordsmanship, regardless of origin, required that you be able to swing a sword without tiring. She needed more muscles in other words, the right kind of muscles.

Second, and I didn't think even she noticed, she was using Confusion. She was using Confusion to reinforce her grip, probably subconsciously, such was her focus. I hoped that eventually, this would turn into something more intentional, more directed, than mere instinct. Without even realizing, she was developing physical reinforcement along the same vein as Agility.

Lastly, and just as important as the other reasons, she looked adorable.

"Umm…" came a voice to my right. Turning, I saw an older girl, about sixteen, in a sky-blue one-piece swimsuit. On her shoulder rode a wingull. "Your ralts is… What is your ralts doing?"

"Learning the way of the sword," I said glibly.

"Is he going to be a gallade? You must be really lucky to have a dawn stone."

"Nope, that's a she."

"What? Why?"

"Why not? She likes it so I'm teaching her kendo."

She looked at me before shrugging helplessly. "Suit yourself. Amanda, by the way."

"Aaron. What are you doing in Slateport?"

"Visiting family. You?"

"Gym challenge. I'm thinking of heading up to Mauville for my first badge. I hear Wattson's pretty nice to newcomers."

"Ehh? I… Um… I wouldn't have pegged you as a battler," she said hesitantly.

"Oh?"

"Like, no offense, but… You're teaching a female ralts swordsmanship. I thought you were trying out for a contest or something."

"Nah, I have a plan. Sort of."

"If you say so…"

She shook her head as she walked away. She wasn't the first to look at me like I was a loon, but Artoria and I paid them no mind.

I stopped Artoria after fifteen minutes. "Artoria, come here."

'Yes, my liege?'

"We're going to stop practicing the overhead strike for a while."

'I can keep going,' she protested.

"You probably could, but your form is getting sloppy. All you'll be doing then is reinforcing bad habits."

I held out my hand. By now, she knew that it meant I expected her to hop on. I wasn't about to wait around for her stubby little feet to catch up after all. She floated with Confusion before alighting onto my palm, all the while grumbling about the improperness of using her lord as a mount. I held her in a gentle caress with both hands, in much the same way as I was taught to hold parakeets and hamsters in my past life.

'Not proper,' she sulked.

"Just come with me," I told her. "I've got another way to train and we might as well get out of people's ways."

'What shall I be doing?'

"You're going to jump."

I took her to a small sand pit dug into one corner of the aft, mostly for baby pokémon and children to play in. There, I took up a small section and smoothed out the sand. "Okay, Artoria. The technique I'm going to teach you is called Mana Burst. It was used by Artoria, the legendary knight you're named after."

'Truly? I shall learn such a splendid technique?' Her eyes were shining. More than that, there was an almost palpable aura of excitement around her. 'My lord is the greatest! I shall serve you with my every being!'

Not for the first time, I was glad everyone else could only hear happy "Ralts! Ralts!" noises. No one else needed to know what a chuuni my partner was.

"Well, here's how it works. The goal is to reinforce your body with psychic energy. After you do that, the next step is to focus psychic power into your feet. You release that stored power just as you kick off the ground, letting you travel faster and farther. Make sense?"

'I believe so.'

"Good, do that and see how high you can jump. The goal isn't to make yourself float higher with Confusion, I know you can do that already; it's to master the technique of releasing a lot of power in a single instant without hurting yourself."

'Yes, my lord. I shall practice until it becomes second nature to me and I can travel a mile with every step!'

I rolled my eyes fondly. "Okay, while you do that, I'm going to get a bit of my own workout in." This thirteen year old body was hilariously out of shape compared to my past life and it bothered me.

X​

Ten days at sea wasn't anything close to enough time to make Artoria a competent swordsman, but I was still amazed by her progress. She'd mastered Mana Burst as a gap-closer in a week and had moved on to applying the same principle to her attacks.

I didn't know if this was her own innate genius or the natural psychic affinity of the ralts line, but I could honestly say that her overhead strikes actually held some cutting power now. When she timed it right, a cut using the edge of her spoon was even more dangerous than a full-power Confusion from her at range. She had effectively learned to channel Confusion into a single, instantaneous, highly focused edge, an edge that exploded.

The trouble was getting the timing right. As with all psychic type moves, the keyword was "focus." In a vacuum, Mana Edge as we'd begun to call it, could strike with enough force to bite into stone; we knew that because a friendly traveler volunteered his graveler for the task of training dummy. After cutting deep, the psychic construct would destabilize, exploding outward in a spectacular fashion. It hadn't done too much damage to the graveler, nothing it wouldn't just heal up by eating a few rocks, but that a ralts had harmed a graveler through physical attacks at all was impressive.

Or at least, it was impressive when seen in a vacuum.

The focus required for that one attack had drained Artoria completely, leaving her staggering and panting for breath. She needed more stamina. Physically, yes, but mentally also.

Which brought me to where I was currently. Artoria and I had decided to take our meals in our room, a simple roast beef sandwich with store brand slaw and pecha berry spread. It was one of the basic meals provided by the ship since it wouldn't do to have all the trainers on board try to cook their own meals.

"Artoria," I called.

'Yes, my lord?' she responded, putting her own poffin down. Of all the varieties I'd had her try over the trip, she seemed to prefer sweet and citrusy flavors, especially those with a floral smell.

"You don't have to stop eating. It's not like you need your mouth to think at me."

'It is unknightly to not give my lord my fullest attention when I am being spoken to.'

"It's fine when I say you're excuse though?"

'Decorum is important, my lord,' she said in that adorably prim and proper tone that made me want to pinch her cheeks and give her a cookie.

I sighed and let her have this. This wouldn't be the first time she became oddly obstinate about something in the name of knightly honor, whatever that was. "Tell me, you are determined to fight only in close quarters, correct?"

'Yes, my lord.'

"I realize I should have had this conversation with you before, but why? Mom told me you really admire your father, her gallade, but I want to hear it from you."

'Father told me of the wondrous adventures he'd have at Lady Sharon's side. He once told me of how he dueled a mighty bisharp to the death to defend a town, and how he was once severely injured by a frenzied salamence. I… I admire his warrior spirit. Is… Is it so wrong for a daughter to want to follow her father's path?'

"No, of course not. I'm not saying you cannot, but you do know that even gallade know a few ranged attacks as well, right?"

She nodded. 'Yes, father's Focus Blast is amazing. I saw him down a rhyperior with one blow.'

"So why only physical attacks?"

'I… I'm…'

"You can tell me." I tried to project care and reassurance through our bond, blue and purple to offset her yellow fear. Perceiving emotions was always easier than projecting, but I thought I managed it.

'I'm afraid,' she whispered in my mind. 'I'm afraid that once I begin learning attacks suitable for a gardevoir, my lord would make me forego my chosen combat style in favor of a more effective method.'

I picked up my little knight into a hug. "I wouldn't do that," I promised her. "If this is the path you want to walk, we'll walk it together. Say, is there any reason we can't adjust other moves to be physical? We changed Confusion so you could use it with your sword, right? There's no reason we can't do that with other moves."

I wasn't an expert Move Tutor, but what was the difference between Sacred Sword and Focus Blast? Leaf Blade and Energy Ball? Shadow Claw and Shadow Ball? Why wasn't there a Lightning Blade even though so many pokémon learned Thunderbolt? It was one thing if there were clear biological limitations like an electrode not having an edge to "blade" with, but such arbitrary limitations made zero sense outside a video game context.

"I need to do some research, but I want you to learn new moves so you can incorporate them into your sword style. Would you be okay with that?"

'Yes,' she nodded resolutely. 'Yes! I will become a splendid knight for you!'

"That's great. But in the meantime, I want you to work on learning supporting moves like Double Team and Teleport. Higher mobility is just as important for a gallade as a gardevoir, right?"

'Yes, my lord. Both mother and father are masters of teleportation and could be at Lady Sharon's side in an instant to defend her. But Double Team is less honorable. It is a move good for only deceit.'

"Can your opponent use Double Team?"

'Yes.'

"And Hypnosis?"

'If they are able.'

"If a beautifly floods the field with Stun Spore, is it still honorable?"

'They are using only what the Origin gifted them. It is their primary defense so I do not hold it against them.'

"So why is it dishonorable for you to do the same?" Silence was my answer. "Well?"

'I… I suppose it would not be wrong to use Double Team.'

"Excellent. Remember, Artoria, if you want to fight up close, that's fine, but that means you should seize all other advantages open to you. It's not dishonorable to be tactically gifted."

'Yes, my lord.'

"Good. Then that's what we'll work on."

The two of us ate in silence for several minutes before I heard her voice echo in my mind. 'My lord?'

"Yes?"

'Will we ever get other teammates?'

"Afraid I'll replace you so soon?" I teased. I hugged her tight at the flicker of yellow. "You're my partner. I'm not replacing you for anything or anyone."

'I… Thank you…'

"Yes. We'll get new teammates eventually."

'All psychics?'

"No, why would you think that?"

'My apologies, my lord. I thought that you wished to prove you are a powerful psychic to Lady Sharon.'

"I do," I admitted easily. "I have mommy issues like you wouldn't believe. I'm man enough to admit that to myself. But why would that mean I can only train psychic types?"

'Umm…'

"I said I wanted to become a powerful psychic. I never said I wanted to become a psychic type trainer. My personal ambitions and my ambitions as a trainer don't have to be the same."

'So it is, my lord. Which pokémon will you seek to add to our team then?'

I shrugged. "I don't know. Whoever it is, they would need to get along well with you. Power and skill are all things that can be taught, but personality is much more difficult to work around."

'My lord is wise…'

"Your wise lord says you need a healthy diet so eat your lunch."

X​

We arrived at Slateport at three in the afternoon. The Sour Qwilfish docked at Harbor Four, fifteen minute's walk from the pedestrian beach and the Slateport Beachside Trainer School.

Artoria and I marveled at the sprawling metropolis. Unlike Rustboro, Slateport was a city that built wide and flat instead of narrow and high. There were skyscrapers, but those were few and relegated mostly to the downtown business district. Everywhere else was a mix of suburbs, open-air markets, resorts, and parks.

In fact, there seemed to be a park at least every three blocks, each with a dedicated area for pokémon, trained and wild alike, to socialize. Bridges were constructed to link many of the larger parks to one another over the street, allowing landbound pokémon to travel to and fro as they pleased. It was a harmony of nature and urban cityscape that I just couldn't find back in my past life, certainly not in a city so large.

'Beautiful,' I heard her gasp. It was an odd feeling that, hearing thoughts gasp.

"It is," I agreed. "Slateport was never a city state like Mossdeep. It's one of the newest cities in the world. It's called Slateport because a lot of the harbors were built on slate imported from the Mt. Chimney area. The entire city is only twenty-four-ish years old, which is a big part of why it hasn't been provided a gym yet."

'I see. You are well-informed, my lord.'

"Comes with having a gym leader mom. I had to study Hoenn history and politics since I was six."

'Lady Sharon must have been a demanding mistress.'

"Yeah, that's one way to put it…"

Author's Note

That comment about spoons and psychics? Yea, that's not a joke or some quirk unique to this fic.
That's canon.

In the Adventures manga, Mewtwo forms a giant spoon out of psychic power and kicks the ever-loving shit out of everyone with it. He then shows up several arcs later to bisect Deoxys and several buildings with his spoon-sword.

Sabrina, a human, also shows up from time to time to give the current arc's hero/heroine a spoon of destiny (I swear I'm not making this up) that bends towards whatever the wielder needs most at the time. It's been used to help find specific trainers in an abandoned train, pair off other trainers according to personality for a tournament, or even divine which movie Whitley (Rosa in Adventures) should star in.

For real, that's how Whitley/Rosa ends up becoming a movie star in Poké Star Studios in the Adventures canon, by following the will of a fucking spoon and ending up in a Brycen-Man movie.

Psychics have an instinctive affinity for spoons.

One of these days, I want to write a fanfic of Mewtwo being isekaied into the world of Demon Slayer as a prank by Hoopa then being told he will only be allowed back into the pokémon world when he becomes the greatest swordsman in the world. Mewtwo will then travel the land, developing his own sword art as the Spoon Pillar.

Breath of Spoon First Form: Big Scoop!

As for Artoria herself, any physical move she picks up will be because there is a special move counterpart. Psychic to Psycho Cut. Energy Ball to Leaf Blade. Stuff like that. If a gardevoir doesn't have access to an element, she won't learn a blade equivalent.

Aaron was thirty-eight when he died. Pokémon came out as a series back when he was twelve or so, with Fate/Stay Night coming out about a little less than a decade later.
 
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Now I'm contemplating the viability of a laser spoon. On a completely unrelated note, can Gardevoir use Hyper Beam?
 
Now I'm contemplating the viability of a laser spoon. On a completely unrelated note, can Gardevoir use Hyper Beam?
Yes, they can, overall, Gardevoir have access to Fairy and Psychic attacks naturally, and are compatible with TMs for Normal, Fire, Ice, Electric, Grass, Ghost, and Fighting moves along with Hyper Beam and Giga Impact, the Gardevoir line also leans the Water healing move Life Dew at level 23. Artoria will technically be able to use Steel type moves by just beating people upside the head with her spoon and calling it 'Steel Edge'.
 
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super cute! i'm puzzled why this is an isekai story, since the mommy issues already sets up a great character arc, but i'm looking forward to how it develops! (really should get around to reading adventures…)
 
Psychics Love Spoons
Spoons are a psychic's best friend. This running gag in the manga is why this fic exists.
 
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Ah okay thanks.

Do I like... turn around three times in a gas station bathroom and whisper "SV mod, SV mod, SV mod?"

How does one summon such mythical creatures?
 
Ah okay thanks.

Do I like... turn around three times in a gas station bathroom and whisper "SV mod, SV mod, SV mod?"

How does one summon such mythical creatures?
we are modern...you speak through staff communication and wait for one to answer the call.


rumor has it that if you give a sacrifice there is a better chance that they will answer the call.
 
1.3 Appetizer
Appetizer 1.3

Aaron Fulan
Slateport City, Hoenn Region


We checked into the nearest pokémon center, one of eight in Slateport proper, then immediately headed out to the training yard. I was incredibly fortunate. As much as my mother and I did not get along, it certainly helped to have a gym leader as powerful as her as my sponsor. All it took to reserve a room for myself was to flash my trainer ID, no payment necessary.

A sponsorship was one of those things that didn't translate to the games but was ubiquitous enough that every trainer wanted one. The sponsor would provide a small monthly stipend and other benefits depending on the organization such as professional contacts, assistance caring for pokémon beyond the party limit, and discounts on certain items and services. There were even some tournaments that could only be entered through a sponsor.

In the case of Mossdeep Gym, I, along with the nine other students who received their starters with me, got priority booking at any pokémon center for no charge, heavy discounts on government-owned ferries, and perks at other League-related facilities. The sponsorship also came with a big discount on basic pokémon-related goods such as potions and pokéballs as well as the connections to buy rarer items should we become qualified such as evolutionary stones or held items.

Lastly and most importantly, we had access to the Mossdeep Gym Archives, or at least the digitized version, a store of journals and articles concerning psychic types that some people would kill to have. In this world, training methods from masters were guarded like martial arts techniques in a xianxia novel. All ten of us could download introductory articles into our pokédexes for free, though I was the only one who got access to the journals written by the Summers family heads.

However, one caveat to having a gym as a sponsor was that mom wouldn't care for any pokémon of mine unless they were psychic types. Mossdeep was an island. I couldn't be like Ash and start my own fucking petting zoo with a herd of thirty taurus. Unless I got my own party limit increased via an advanced trainer licensing exam or caught exclusively psychic types, I was stuck at six.

In exchange for the sponsorship, we ten were required to participate in PR campaigns, wear the gym logo in tournament appearances, and generally bring good press through our success. We could also be tapped to carry out special tasks on behalf of the gym such as courier missions or, when we were appropriately advanced, lectures at trainer schools across the region on the advantages and disadvantages of psychic types. We were effectively brand ambassadors meant to prove to the rest of the region why Mossdeep was worth the respect it received.

Again, I knew I was incredibly fortunate. Even young-Aaron knew it. I knew that had I ended up with a mediocre score on the TLE, my mother would not have sponsored me, son or no. Still, even if she insisted on not giving me any special treatment, a gym sponsorship was huge. Right behind the Champion, Elite Four, and the regional lab, a sponsorship from one of the top eight gyms made you a trainer worth watching.

Which was why the nurse looked at me like I was insane. She looked over Artoria when we arrived. She knew my ralts was female.

We still had an hour or so until dinner and I was teaching Artoria the finer points of guarding, kendo style.

Artoria held her silver spoon-sword in the posture I taught her. At some unseen signal, she took a step to the side and slashed an imaginary opponent in one fluid motion. Nuki waza, or evasion technique, the most basic of the oji waza. She got ready to do it again, fifty repetitions per form.

"Stop," I told her. "Mind your footing. Your toes should point towards your opponent as much as possible. Align your toes with the direction of your sword. It's a little uncomfortable at first, but you're letting your back toes point outward. I can see them poking out through your robes."

'Yes,' she barked, immediately moving to correct herself. I loved watching her train; a halo of white flames I'd come to associate with resolve and determination surrounded her fully.

"Do you know why the placement of your toes is so important?"

'All power comes from the foundation. If my feet are pointed away from my opponent, I will turn my sword. Hesitation is weakness. Nothing less than full commitment will do.'

"Correct. There are no blocking techniques in kendo, only parries and counterattacks. If you block, you'll only be worn down and that's especially true of you when compared with more physically powerful pokémon. Nuki waza is the most important thing you can learn right now."

'Yes!'

I watched the little ralts practice and surreptitiously took some video to send to the twins. They'd fallen in love with her in the short time we'd been on Mossdeep.

"I didn't know Mossdeep Gym's trainers knew martial arts," came a voice behind me.

A brunette with a comely face and hazel eyes smiled down at me. She was in her mid-twenties, probably a nursing resident. In her hand was a cup of coffee from Moomoo Farms, a farming collective in Johto that branched out to dominate the dairy market across the Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn regions. They took over the vertical supply chain, selling everything from ice cream and cheese to coffee directly to consumers. From what I could tell, they were a bit like this world's Starbucks, but with less of a soul-sucking megacorp vibe.

"I'm special," I drawled. I looked her over and saw some amusement, though much of it was colored by friendly curiosity. "Artoria decided she wanted to be a swordmaster so I'm going to help her along."

"Artoria? Is that the name of your ralts?"

"Yeah. Coffee break?"

"Yup. She knows she can't become a gallade?"

"No, really?" I gasped. "I had no idea. I'm sure the Mossdeep Gym would love to hear about this groundbreaking discovery."

"Yeesh, sorry, no need for the sarcasm, buddy."

"Yeah, sorry. I've been hearing that all week. Just about everyone I've met told me that, as if I don't already know. Aaron by the way."

"Brenda. Well, are you going to be a coordinator? That could be kind of cool, a fencer gardevoir. You could probably show off some neat tricks like that."

"If she wants," I said. "Honestly? We'll probably give it a try at least once. I do have a plan for how to make her build work though, don't worry."

"I'll be looking forward to it then. Are you going to get her a bigger spoon when she evolves?"

"Probably."

"But… Why a spoon? I mean, it's not just your ralts, is it? I've seen so many psychics carry them around that it can't be a coincidence."

I laughed. "Yeah, it's a little silly, huh? But for whatever reason, Arceus decided that psychics have an unusual affinity for spoons, especially if they're made of silver. We don't really know why either, but barring a few exceptions, every psychic can use a spoon as a medium. It's actually become a whole subfield of study for us."

"Even a chimecho?"

"Yes. Even a chimecho, a pokémon that barely has limbs, can hold a spoon. In fact, if a chimecho channels its voice through the spoon, the reverberating note becomes noticeably clearer and even bypasses shoddier mental defenses. A chimecho that channels Heal Bell through a silver spoon has a longer range too."

"That's… bizarre."

"Pokémon usually are," I said with a sagely nod. "Are you a nursing resident?"

"Yeah, I'm in my final year of nursing school so I'm putting in my hours here."

"What's the funniest thing you've had to treat someone for?"

"Some kid thought you could evolve magnemite by sticking three of them together with superglue… I felt so bad for those poor magnemite."

"Oof, and they let him?"

"Her. And yes. She was at least smart enough to get them blissed out on a ton of electricity beforehand so they weren't in a state to protest. Probably saved her a lot of electrical burns to be honest."

"Huh, I didn't know magnemites could fall under a food coma."

"You'd be surprised." She drained the last of her Moomoo coffee and chucked it into a nearby trash can. "Well, thanks for the conversation, Aaron. I'm going to go get back to work. You know where the canteen is?"

"Yeah, I'll be around for dinner."

X​

I ended up booking a stay at the pokémon center for two weeks.

Artoria and I fell into an easy rhythm. We awoke at the crack of dawn and headed out to the training field where I oversaw her kendo forms. We practiced until she was winded and her form started to grow sloppy.

Then, we tired ourselves out running suicides from one end of the field to the other to build up speed and stamina. Both Artoria and I found it miserable; Artoria because she wasn't meant for hard physical activity and me because I lamented my lost physique.

After that came her psychic training.

As promised, we worked on new ways to improve her power and control. For this, we had two primary ways of training. I first had her channel her psychic power into the spoon and use it to lift things. She had to touch a ball with the end of her spoon and psychically connect the two, dragging the ball without actually scooping it up. I then had her use Confusion to hone the edge of her spoon and carve a wooden block with it. Unsurprisingly, her design of choice was a knight.

While she practiced her mental abilities, I read.

One of the requirements of being a gym-sponsored trainer was that I would keep up to date with the region's current events, from politics and the economy to subjects more closely related to myself. Notably, the region was seeing steadily rising rates of natural disasters. The vast majority of them were minor, such as a small flood here or a sinkhole there, but when taken as a whole, it painted a worrying pattern, especially since I knew what was coming.

Worse, Teams Magma and Aqua were each pointing fingers at the other, claiming their opposition was inciting wild pokémon into acting out against human habitations in order to advance their own twisted agendas.

I scoffed. Pot. Kettle.

'To think they started from the same origin,' I thought.

Hoenn's two teams could trace their origins to the Slateport Urban Development Project thirty-one years ago.

Originally, the importation and use of heavy slate in construction destroyed a lot of the marshlands that used to be Slateport. As a result, concerned citizens flocked from other cities and started the Hoenn Environmental Conservation Front, or HECF. Their peaceful protests meant nothing and the then minor town was expanded into a full city, which would eventually get renamed to what it was.

Three years after Slateport's completion, the HECF split into two. Really the split was a long time coming as people felt peaceful protests weren't good enough to stop humans from encroaching on the habitats of pokémon. Moderates were driven out from both sides until only the radical elements were left. Those split along the middle, forming Magma and Aqua to protect their respective biomes.

But even then, the two teams weren't always violent. Radical, yes. Violent, no. They were the sort to strap themselves to trees with chains, not the type to try to assassinate Devon Corp's president.

The violent kind of radicalism came about only after Archie Aogiri and Maxie Matsubusa took over the teams years after their founding. They transformed the teams into paramilitary organizations and cults in all but name, using their newfound power to carry out their personal vendettas, especially against one another. They were so bad that it was only a year later that Champion Drake labeled them terrorists.

Rangers and police typically rooted them out whenever they made too much trouble, but like any terrorist organization from my old world, truly ending them was a tall order thanks to their decentralized command structure. Each team had their leader, two executives, and a handful of lieutenants that oversaw several individual cells, a remarkably flat organizational structure that meant most of them knew very little about the group's overarching objectives.

And of course, Archie and Maxie disavowed any responsibility whenever a cell was captured, pointing fingers at each other or at "imposters" and "rogue elements."

They started with good intentions and were coopted by idiots who turned conservation into a weapon.

We kept up our training until lunch, after which we either saw the town or went right back to our training routine. Unsurprisingly, the pipsqueak knight named for the legendary king was rather insistent on training, more training, and even more training. I had to scoop her up and stuff her in my pocket to get her to rest sometimes.

Evening was the best time for relaxation, but she insisted on turning even that into a training exercise so I taught Artoria chess, poker, and blackjack. The goal was to teach her to read expressions and associate them with the emotional impulses she received passively. That, and hopefully instill in her the value of cunning and tactics.

When we weren't playing games, I also took to browsing the Mossdeep Gym Archives for any hints on training a ralts. The problem wasn't that I had little information to go on, quite the opposite. I had way too much information to sort through.

As expected of a family that had been around before the Leagues, more than five hundred years in fact, we had a whole host of records lost to others. And, it wasn't sorted in any way but chronologically.

The ralts line had always held a special place in our hearts and that meant every elder of every generation seemingly had some great insight to impart about the pokémon. Hell, there were even intergenerational arguments where one would correct what his great grandfather had written, only for his own son to insist that his father was a charlatan and the ancestors were right all along, all the while knowing that the people he was talking about were long dead and buried.

Back home, we had an old alakazam, my dead grandfather's starter, who was the guardian of the library. He resided in one of the oldest buildings on the island, one of the few that remained untouched by the modernity brought on by the Mossdeep Space Center. Out here, I didn't have him to help me sort through the bullshit.

Still, I did glean some useful information, such as how to best train a ralts do learn Double Team and some of the tricks she could use when combining it with Teleport.

X​

We were in our tenth day at the pokémon center when Artoria and I had our first taste of battle. We had just finished a lunch of fried magikarp and some sort of peppery arugula salad when we were called out in the canteen.

"Hey, you," someone behind us said. I turned around to see a boy around my age with black hair styled into a full hawk. He wore a black and yellow shirt depicting some kind of submarine paired with some sturdy shorts and hiking sneakers. Behind him were three more trainers our age, two boys and a girl. "You're that weirdo that's trying to teach a ralts Cut, right?"

I nodded genially. "That's me, what's up, dude?"

"Well I'm challenging you to a battle!"

"I reject."

"Yeah, right he- Wait, what?"

"I'm not obligated to accept a challenge just because you make one," I said patiently. I took a small bite of my magikarp filet. It tasted a bit like fried catfish, though less peppery and a bit meatier, like a cod. "Think about it. If that were true, then people with lots of badges preying on rookies would be far more common. The idea that a trainer needs to accept every battle is pure nonsense."

"W-Well, why not?"

"I don't really owe you an answer, but sure. I think Artoria here would gain more from training by herself than from sparring with another pokémon right now. What she needs most at the moment is technique mastery, not battle experience. Sorry."

"Hehehe, you got rejected, Enzo," one of the other boys, the tallest one with a laptop of some sort tucked under one arm, prodded. "Weren't you going to show us how strong Biter is?"

"Shut up," he whined. He turned and pointed at me. "I bet you're afraid Biter's going to use that ralts like a chew toy. Coward!"

"Petrified," I drawled, projecting as much of my boredom as I could. I didn't need Artoria thinking I didn't have any faith in her.

Looking at the three of them, they couldn't be more than a year older than I was. Or, they could still be in trainer school and just happen to have a starter early, some kids did that, went ahead and made their own arrangements if they thought they couldn't cut it to a gym sponsorship. Judging by their clean clothes and brash styles, they were likely either recent grads like me or skiving off trainer school.

Still, if they were a year older than me, that year would give them a big advantage. Pokémon didn't mature in a single year in the wild, but in the hands of a halfway decent trainer, they could evolve quite quickly. Something about the bonds between trainers and their pokémon promoted rapid growth by synchronizing our auras or somesuch. Hell, this field of study was what made the legendary Professor Oak such a goddamn legend in the first place.

I was about to reject again when Artoria picked up her spoon and front flipped over the table, landing between me and the trainers. She brandished her spoon and aimed it head first towards them.

'Apologize, knaves,' she shouted in every one of our heads. Her voice was as pure as always, like a clear bell ringing next to a mountain spring. 'Apologize for calling my lord a coward.'

I sighed. "You don't need to defend my honor, Artoria."

"D-Did she just talk?" the token girl of their group squeaked out.

"No, don't be ridiculous. What you're hearing is telepathy, a way for psychics to communicate with humans. Almost every psychic pokémon can learn how and it's a mark of a powerful psychic pokémon."

"Y-Yeah right, I bet any ralts can do it."

"Any ralts can," I said with a shrug. I hadn't lied to them once and wasn't about to start now, "but usually not one so young. They need more experience to build up to telepathy. Artoria is just really, really talented."

"Well it looks like she wants to fight."

'Apologize,' my little knight growled again.

Seeing a way to get what he wanted, the now named Enzo let out a smug smirk and crossed his arms over his chest. "No," he glared down at my ralts. "I don't think I will. What're you gonna do about it?"

'Then you will suffer my blade!'

"Yoink." I reached down and scooped her up before she could lunge towards them.

A ralts physically assaulting someone sounded hilarious on paper, but this ralts had been practicing nothing but Mana Burst and Mana Edge for almost three weeks now. With the kind of psychic power shown by a pokémon of Mossdeep Gym, and the daughter of mom's starter at that, she could do some serious damage. As it was, it was only her unwillingness to harm me that kept her from blasting free of my grip.

"Are you sure about this?" I asked all involved.

'My lord, he has besmirched your honor. This knave will pay!' Artoria shouted in my mind like someone from a period drama. I'd really have to have a chat with her about just where she was getting her material.

"Yeah, Biter's gonna eat her alive," Enzo crowed.

I sighed. I should have seen this coming. If anything, it was a small miracle that I was left alone for ten days. Why wouldn't Artoria's understanding of knightly honor keep her from fighting? I should have guessed that she would jump in headfirst at the slightest insult to my person. I was her liegelord after all.

I stuffed the rest of the magikarp into my mouth and washed it down with some sitrus berry juice before standing. "Fine, let's go. Artoria, we'll be talking about your lack of discipline."

Author's Note

It's true. Kendo has no blocks. Techniques are divided into shikake waza (lit: "challenge technique') and oji waza (lit: "countering technique"). In practice, kendo kata involves one person doing an attack and the receiver countering into one of the four point areas: men (head), kote (wrist), do (body), and tsuki (throat). Tsuki is usually frowned upon because it's unsafe for beginners to do.

In actual competitions though, almost every kendoka blocks at least some of the time. It's frowned upon as it's not kosher, but between blocking and losing, you block.

Knightly honor is funny until it drags you into unwanted battles, eh?

Nah, still funny.
 
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I can't wait for rats to evolve into a killing and get a better semblance of humanoid limbs

One thing I have noticed is that Aaron seems to be teaching Artoria exactly what he learnt without thinking about how it might need adjustments to better fit a pokemon physiology

A lot of 'good habits' for a human could be bad ones for a pokemon.

As an example, off the top of my head, maybe Artoria should be training heavily on speed and precision since most of her cutting power comes from Mana Burst, not her actual muscles.

Obviously a basic foundation of reflexes and fitness is needed, but where human and pokemon start to diverge could be seriously damaging if inefficient habits become ingrained in Artoria.
 
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As for Artoria herself, any physical move she picks up will be because there is a special move counterpart. Psychic to Psycho Cut. Energy Ball to Leaf Blade. Stuff like that. If a gardevoir doesn't have access to an element, she won't learn a blade equivalent.
This requires that we get creative but I have several ideas that might work other then the ones mentioned plus your hypothetical Thunderbolt into Lightning Blade.

Most likely she'll first learn Cut and Slash cause that's an easy blade move to learn since Gardevoirs can learn plenty of Normal type moves.
Shadow Ball can become Shadow Claw or Shadow Blade if you rename it(I'll also be offering custom names for some)
Signal Beam can become Fury Cutter.
She can learn Night Slash from any Dark move.
Toxic can be used to learn Poison Jab or alternatively called Poison Thrust using the tip of the Spoon.
Life Dew can become Razor Shell(Razor Spoon or maybe Water Blade) and also a custom Aqua Shield move.
The TM Ice Punch can become Glacial Lance or a custom Ice Blade move.
The TM Fire Punch can become Fire Lash or a custom Fire Blade move.
Moonblast can become Spirit Break or a custom Moon/Mana Blade move.
And finally Ralts can learn the Ground type move Mud-Slap which can be used to learn Bone Club, Bone Rush, and Bonemerang or as they would be called by Gardevior Spoon Club, Spoon Rush, and Spoonmerang.
 
1.4 Appetizer
Appetizer 1.4

Aaron Fulan
Slateport City, Hoenn Region


The boy named Enzo and I stood across from each other in one of the fields sectioned off behind the pokémon center. A surprising number of people had followed us out from the cafeteria, mostly so they could see just what the little ralts could do.

"Yo, you boys need a ref?" asked a pretty, older lady. Unlike Brenda, she was clearly a trainer, with pants tailored for hardiness than style. Her shirt and knees still had the dust of the road clearly marked on them.

"That would be appreciated, thank you," I nodded to her. "Enzo, right? Standard rules?"

"Yeah, Biter against your ralts!" The boy was all but jumping from foot to foot with excitement now.

"Okay, I'm Carrie, a fourth badge trainer," our ref told us. "To follow protocol: Introduce yourself, badge number, and your sponsor if you have one. Then, you'll let out Biter. Normally you'd release at the same time so no one has the advantage, but ralts is already on the field."

"I'm Aaron Fulan. No badges. Mossdeep Gym." That got several blinks in the audience. Then the whispers began.

"Mossdeep? Does… Does that mean he's a psychic too?"

"Fulan, dude! That's Leader Sharon's last name!"

"Holy shit, he's her son?"

"Wait, isn't Enzo in trouble now?"

I sighed and waved to Carrie to go ahead as the ambient aura coming from the crowd became even more excited by my admission. Sponsors really were a big deal, especially when said sponsor was a gym.

"Enzo Owley," my opponent said confidently. It was good that he wasn't cowed so easily. "No badges. No sponsor. And Biter's going to kick your butt!"

With that, he tossed his only pokéball onto the field, revealing a poochyena.

"Oh, a dark type." I looked it over. It was distinctly male judging by the tuft of fur along its spine. His fangs were large, almost too big for his face and jutted out like tusks. Red irises on yellow sclera gazed at my ralts hungrily. Suddenly, Enzo's eagerness to battle me made more sense. "Did you think having a dark type would let you win against me?"

"Regardless," Carrie interrupted, "this battle will be a one on one between Aaron's ralts and Enzo's poochyena. The match ends when one trainer withdraws their pokémon or when one pokémon is ruled unable to battle. My decisions are final. The prize money wagered will be the standard base value of 200 League Credits. Do both trainers understand the rules?"

"I do," I confirmed.

"Yeah," Enzo repeated.

"Then begin!"

Enzo wasted no time in calling an attack. "Biter! Bite!"

I rolled my eyes. "Nuki waza."

Although kendo was made for fighting other swordsmen, there was an important distinction between the kendo learned by me and the one I taught Artoria: She had no sparring partners. Beyond the graveler loaned to us from that friendly trainer on The Sour Qwilfish, she had never struck at another. But like most pokémon, she didn't hesitate. She'd grown up watching her father demolish challengers to the Mossdeep Gym after all. As adorable as she was, violence was in her blood.

Even better, she had no bad habits. She did not strike with the expectation of a kendoka's figure, center of gravity, or stance. She had zero expectations of her opponent and so could adjust to a four-legged foe just as easily as a humanoid one.

She swerved aside with a single, Mana Burst-aided step. The technique brought her to the left of the poochyena, who was already in the air and in no position to correct his course.

Her spoon found the pooch's snoot with a painful-sounding thwack.

"Pooch!" he barked as he was flung aside.

I tried to suppress a giggle at a dog shouting "pooch" every time it got hit but couldn't quite manage it.

Artoria took a ready stance in front of me, awaiting further orders.

"A poochyena named Biter rushes in to… Bite… How droll," I drawled, glancing dismissively at my opponent in that insufferable way my mother mastered.

"You! Biter, Tackle! Don't let up!"

I grinned as the poochyena and trainer barked as one. They were baying for blood now, oh so easy to rile. My opponent's aura was red and even though I couldn't read the pooch thanks to his dark type, I didn't need magic powers to see that he'd follow his trainer all the way.

"Dodge with Mana Burst. Play tag for a while and look for openings."

A ralts was slow, painfully so. In a dead sprint, a poochyena would win every time. But this wasn't a sprint nor was Artoria a normal example of her species. The constant suicides were paying off and though she was physically slower than her opponent, Mana Burst more than made up the difference.

She zipped around the field in straight lines, covering fifteen feet with a single step. She was literally dancing circles around her opponent, occasionally reaching out with a do strike as they passed each other.

"Kote," I called as the two were about to meet in the middle again.

'Yes, my lord.'

Her response was immediate. She switched to a side-grip and performed another nuki waza. This time, her spoon-sword lashed out low towards the poochyena's forelimbs as he charged. With a pained yelp, the poochyena stumbled and collapsed, dragging its chin against the ground.

"End it. Men."

"Sand Attack!"

It was my mistake. By the time I realized that the poochyena was faking, Artoria was too close and he had launched a wave of sand into her face.

'Aah!' her pained scream tore at our bond.

"Bite!"

The poochyena took a bite out of her arm, making her scream louder in my mind. He flung her aside and she rolled along the ground, spoon still gripped tightly in hand.

Shaking, she stood.

"Artoria, stand," I called firmly. I did my best to project reassurances through to her.

"What? I thought that'd end it," I heard Enzo complain.

"Why? Because she's a psychic? She's also fairy and she's not weak to dark types."

"Tch, whatever. Biter, Howl then Tackle for the finish!"

"Debana-men."

'Y-Yes, my lord!'

Artoria, barely able to see, stood at the ready. The poochyena was about to pounce when something changed between us. Perhaps it was the loss of sight on her end, but for the first time, our bond became as one. She started to draw from me, pulling her own mind into my body. It wasn't possession, not really, but for a moment, she used my eyes to view the world.

And that moment was enough.

"Mana Edge!"

She shot forward as Biter pounced. Even before his hind legs left the ground, her spoon, shining blue with the light of psychic power, was looming over his head.

She struck. On a normal person, a blow like that would have been a killing strike, the psychic energy sharpening the edges of the spoon like an ax. On a dark type, the bulk of that power fizzled away against Biter's inherent resistances. Still, the blow was augmented by a full-powered Mana Burst and his own leap.

Debana waza was like that. It was a technique which meant "to strike as your opponent attempts to." It was simple in theory; hit them before they hit you, but complex in practice. By timing the strike perfectly, Artoria was able to land a blow with both her own power and Biter's.

The residual psychic power of Mana Edge was enough to send the poochyena careening across the field to land pitifully at Enzo's feet. I could have been mistaken, but I was fairly sure I heard the crack of a fractured jaw.

"Enzo's poochyena is unable to battle," Carrie's voice pierced the silence. "Aaron's ralts is the winner!"

"What? No way, that's not fair," Enzo complained.

"Artoria, come here. Let's wash that sand out of your eyes," I said, ignoring him.

She dutifully trotted over and allowed me to lift up her green bangs so I could gently wipe her face with water from my water bottle.

'I was unable to deliver total victory,' I heard in my mind. 'I apologize, my lord.'

"What are you talking about? I think you won pretty decisively there."

'I got hurt because I was fooled by the dark one's deceit.'

"I was fooled too. I told you, honor is doing what you need to win. If you don't do everything in your power to win, I think that you're insulting your opponent. That poochyena made a gambit and it almost worked."

'Yes, my lord.'

"All we can do is learn from it."

Our moment was broken when Enzo stomped over. "You cheated," he accused.

"And why is that?"

"Your ralts is using a weapon!"

"Enough!" Carrie said. Suddenly, there was a rather impressive lairon between us. The steel and rock type growled warningly, sensing its trainer's ire. Enzo wisely backed off. "You challenged Aaron knowing that his ralts would be using that spoon. Everyone in the pokémon center knew about that spoon. You even had the advantage of releasing your pokémon second and had a dark type thinking you could win with one Bite. You don't get to claim anything is unfair."

"He has a weapon!"

"And? Certain held items are permissible under League regulations. Many psychic types carry mediums to channel their power. Hypno have their pendulums. Alakazam have their spoons. Hell, even fighting types sometimes have weapons. And if a conkeldurr, a pokémon with enough brute force to rival a machamp, is allowed to swing around two huge slabs of concrete at its opponents, a ralts can bring a spoon to a battle. Now pay the victor and shake on it like a decent human being before I get really mad."

Grumbling, Enzo slapped 200 LC into my hands before stomping away.

"Thanks for that," I said.

"Don't worry about it. Sore losers like that are everywhere. Most grow out of it, but some adult trainers aren't much better."

"Doesn't mean you didn't do a good thing."

"Heh, it was pretty fun to watch anyway. I didn't think a ralts could learn any moves like that."

"She can't, at least not normally. I've had to adjust different moves to fit her combat style."

"Shouldn't she learn better moves then?"

"Nah, this is what she wants so this is what we'll do."

"Alright then. I wish you luck, Aaron."

"Thanks, Carrie. And thanks again for the save."

I waved as I took Artoria to the counter for a checkup. While I waited, more trainers who watched the battle came by to ask me questions. Most were in the same vein as Carrie's and a fair number of them wanted to know what being a sponsored trainer was like. Annoying, but I'd have to learn to bear it.

X​

I decided that the day before we left Slateport behind would be the day for exploring. I wanted the two of us to have some downtime before we hit the road. And, truth be told, I wanted to check in on some of the things I remembered from my past life. I'd spent the better part of two weeks jotting down everything I knew about the anime, games, and manga and wanted to make sure that at least some of the knowledge I now possessed was applicable.

There was an easy way to check if my knowledge from Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire were good: mega stones. I knew the location of several and one of them was in this very city. True, it wasn't a gardevoirite, but I'd be an idiot to pass it up, especially since it was yet another psychic type.

So, I scooped up my ralts and picked up two bagels to go before heading out the door.

'My lord, are we not training today?'

"Nope, today is a day of rest. Or really, a day of exploration. There are some things I want to do before we head out tomorrow." I couldn't see her, seated on my shoulder as she was, but I could see the trail of her emotional aura. She was pouting. "You're pouting," I teased.

'I am not! A knight does not pout,' I heard her huff in my mind.

"You are~"

'Am not.'

"Are."

'Are not.'

"Are."

The two of us kept up this silly bickering. I took it for the progress that it was. Three weeks ago, Artoria had been so awed by a human who believed in her, believed that a gardevoir could be a knight, that she had been deferential to the point of awkwardness. The Artoria of then would never have dared to argue with me for fear that I'd grow fed up with her.

I pulled out my journal and began to read as I nibbled on my bagel. Tearing a piece out, I offered it to my partner as we walked.

'Where are we headed, my lord?'

"Slateport Open-Air Market," I said.

The Market as it was called for brevity, was Slateport's compromise between environmentalists and urbanites. Developers wanted to build a mall complex but the HECF made such a racket that the land was left mostly undeveloped. Instead, a large lot was made to the southwest of Slateport and declared an open-air market for residents. It was the largest of its kind in Hoenn and boasted a constantly rotating roster of booths from major companies and locals alike.

To this day, it was managed by the Slateport Economic Development Commission, a commission made up of a mix of conservationists and locals on a volunteer basis.

'Forgive me, my lord, but I thought we had the supplies we needed for our journey?'

"We do. We're looking for something called a mega stone," I whispered to her. I pictured the alakazite "Peek in my mind so you know what it looks like then help me find it."

'Yes, my lord.'

I stepped into the overgrown flea market and picked up a pamphlet from the SEDC representative. It listed all the booths for the week, their location, and specializations as well as how much it would cost to buy a booth of my own if I wanted it.

I made my way to the furthest southwestern corner. Along the way, I passed everything from farmers market analogs, berries and smoked meats and the like, to TMs, herbal remedies, and clothes.

"Keep an eye on the ground," I told her. "The stone can be partially buried."

'How do you know someone hasn't already picked it up?'

"I don't. I'm hoping that isn't the case."

To be fair, I was at least three years before canon. Tate and Liza wouldn't get their pokémon until they were thirteen and they were ten now.

Well, that wasn't strictly true. The twins were being groomed by mom, which meant they had a good idea of their partners already, even if the pokémon belonged to mom legally. Still, I had a few years to go. Seeing how it was just lying on the ground, I was hoping that was because no one noticed it being lodged there.

It could also be that the alakazite would be lost there by someone else some time between now and canon and that I was wasting my time.

"Only one way to know for sure," I mumbled to myself.

We were wandering around the southwestern corner of the Market when Artoria gave me a mental nudge.

'My lord, is that it?' she pointed. 'I sense some kind of psychic power coming from that gem there.'

She was pointing not at the ground but at a booth. I cursed under my breath because sure enough, there sat the alakazite amongst a small hoard of glass baubles and trinkets. The back of the booth was lined with shelves of dolls featuring cleffa, marill, and other cutesy pokémon. "Gavin's Great Goods," the sign said.

A man, presumably Gavin, stood behind the booth, really a wagon, with a newspaper and cup of joe in hand. He had a long set of mutton chops that made him look a bit like a bulldog.

No matter his appearance, he found it so I'd have to buy it from him.

'A souvenir shop…' I thought. 'He probably doesn't know what the alakazite is. If he knew, there's no way in hell he'd leave it lying around like this.'

"Artoria, let me do the talking, okay?"

'Yes, my lord,' she replied dutifully.

Mega evolutions were no secret. Steven was rather famous for his shiny mega metagross. Hell, all the Elite Four had one and so did the Lavaridge gym leader. In fact, the victor of the Ever Grande Conference or the Hoenn Grand Festival was given the option of receiving a key stone in lieu of prize money.

Most took the cash. After all, not only was the prize money substantial, key stones were useless unless the trainer had a powerful individual of a very select list of species, one with a close bond to the trainer, and of course, the mega stone itself. Without these two things, the key stone was just a collector's item.

Most people wouldn't recognize a mega stone on sight.

The key stone was ubiquitous. Every trainer who could mega evolve had one. Steven's mega stickpin was almost as recognizable as the Champion himself.

But the mega stone? That was unique to each pokémon and incredibly rare, so rare that each were rumored to be one of a kind.

No way would the common person recognize it. No way would some random peddler know what it was worth, certainly not an alakazite. Alakazam by themselves were exceedingly rare pokémon after all.

And that meant I had a chance.

I walked up to the cart with a grin. "Morning, sir. Are you Gavin?"

"Yea, who wants to know?"

"A customer. You know, my kid sister's birthday is coming up and she likes to collect marbles. I've never seen one so big before." I pointed at the alakazite. "You wouldn't mind selling that there to me, would you?"

He leaned forward and set his coffee to the side, alert at the potential for an easy mark. "Oh ho, you've got a good eye, kid. But I can't just give that thing away. No siree. That was something my pa made, you know? How 'bout four hundred?"

"What? For a marble? That's a ripoff!"

"Nah, for art. My pa was well-known as an artist, you know? Your sis'll be real happy to get this."

The bullshit this guy was slinging could bury a taurus. Still, the trick to haggling was to never directly call someone on their bullshit because then, that turned a conversation into a direct confrontation and it'd just make them more stubborn.

"Fine, it's art," I allowed. Four hundred was cheap compared to what it was truly worth anyway. "Still, it's made of glass. A bauble like that can't be worth more than two hundred."

"Are you kidding? Two hundred? Are you trying to insult my pa's memory? Look how perfectly made it is! Do you know how hard it is to hand make something like this?"

"Maybe, but it's still a marble in the end."

"Look, tell ya what? I can see that you want something nice for your kid sis, so I'll make you a deal. I'll give it to ya for three-fifty. Pa was a pretty famous artist from Johto. Trust me, it's a great deal."

"Bah, he probably wasn't that big if no one's heard of him. If he was, this thing would be in the Lilycove Museum of the Arts, not here in Slateport. Two-seventy-five."

He reeled back as though slapped. "Hmph, those snobs? They wouldn't know art if it crawled up their asses! Pops wanted to give it to someone who'll appreciate it, not some stuffy museum where it'll just gather dust. You look like a good kid so how 'bout three-twenty-five? It's the best I can do."

I could see the mounting confusion emanating from my ralts. Honestly, this took me back to my time in Japan during the Kendo World Championships. I visited a fish market there and got sucked into haggling with a fisherman. By the time I left, I paid three thousand yen for a bundle of saury and thought it was a good deal until my Japanese friend laughed her ass off at me when I got back to the hotel.

"You know what? Fine. Here's 325 LC. I'm sure my sister will appreciate it. Thanks, mister."

"Yeah, you run along, kid." He waved me away, already counting his money.

"Fucking scammer," I muttered under my breath. Still, I wasn't too mad. He just parted with a mega stone for what amounted to about thirty-two dollars. A lot for a marble. Damn near nothing for a mega stone.

We were a ways off when Artoria spoke up. 'My lord, I am puzzled.'

"How so?"

'You were both lying. You both knew the other was lying.'

"Well, I don't know what he knew, but yeah, I knew he was lying."

'Why? Father told me that lying was unknightly.'

"It is usually. So you want to know why we were both lying, knew the other was lying, and didn't have any malice?"

'Yes.'

"Remember our game of poker? Haggling is like that."

'I don't understand.'

"Well, you see, humans need and want a lot of things in life, from food to things that amuse us. To make exchanges simpler, we use a universal system of exchange called money. Or a league credit. But, a league credit is only worth whatever both parties agree on," I explained. "For example, a pecha berry would be worth about 10 LC in the market. There isn't any rule that says it's worth that much, but that is what most people are willing to buy one for. I could say that my pecha berry is worth 1000 LC, but no one would buy it. Do you understand?"

'So lying to each other was… a way to come to an agreement on what that stone was worth?'

"Kind of. It was also about having fun in a way, trying to get the other person to settle for more, or in my case, less. It's a game, like what we played some nights."

'I… see…'

I laughed. "No, you don't. But look around." Sure enough, there were more people out in the Market now. We passed by a woman waving a bundle of radishes and shouting at the booth attendant, another equally pumped up woman. "See those two? They're arguing about radishes like it's a matter of life or death when they could easily afford whatever small change in price they're fighting over. It's not really about the money as it is a way to socialize."

'Humans are strange…'

"Heh, yeah. Haggling can get serious, but most of the time in a place like this, it's just a type of verbal sparring."

Author's Note

I didn't really want to call everything pokédollars, so I decided to just abbreviate currency to "LC" for "League Credit."

First battle, and a rather underwhelming one at that.

As far as I'm concerned, there are very few true immunities in the pokémon world. A powerful enough bolt of lightning will lay out a ground type by overwhelming their rate of grounding. A powerful dragon can overwhelm a lesser fairy. It makes zero sense that a diglett can tank Zekrom's Bolt Strike. Or that a newborn spritzee can survive a Draco Meteor from Dialga. Likewise, a dark type naturally diffuses psychic energy, but a powerful enough strike can get through, which is a bit of what we saw with Biter.

As for how much Aaron knows about the games, he
maybe knows where major items are like mega stones or a handful of evolution stones. He doesn't know where every rare candy or heart scale can be found, nor that some NPC or another will give him X item if you talk to them. Even for things like mega stones, the only one he remembers for a fact, for plot reasons, is the gardevoirite in Verdanturf Town.

He'll be rolling a lot of d20s to see what he remembers and who he encounters. For Slateport:

Initial roll to recollect: 18

Physically finding the alakazite/Negotiations: 15

Contest hall encounter roll: 16

He rolled really well and it's kind of weird because I'm never this lucky in the D&D campaign I'm part of. So much so that my character, a dragonborn warlock, has a reputation for being the party idiot.
 
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