What Did I Just Watch (Kill La Kill Impressions)

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When you reach episode 16 lock the doors and wear headphones.

You say that like there are episodes that might not warrant this? :V

OP, did you watch Dead Leaves yet? Because you totally should if you didn't. I'd say it would be a nice, short and sweet cooldown after all... this.

(The usual warning about headphones and door locks still applies though. You might want to get a shot of something 40-degree-like in ya before you start too.)
 
Also, as a just in case, make sure you don't skip the little episode previews at the end. Some of the ones coming up are gold.

Heh, I remember when they started adding the time that was supposed to go to the preview to the episodes themselves. The previews were so popular they ended up releasing them anyways on the net.
 
She even says Muda repeatedly when Ryuko keeps trying and failing to hit her!
 
Gotta Catch 'em All & Drums in the Deep
Against my better judgement I took the advice you guys gave. You're lucky that you weren't screwing with me this time.

Kill La Kill Ep 14

- The beginning of this episode perfectly describes my feelings about watching this show again.

- Well, at least she's not naked this time and Ponce still has his shirt on. Although, I know the latter is not going to last if the animators can help it.

- So now she must go on a quest to collect all the Dragonballs Clothing Pieces and regain her powers. How convenient. It's almost like Glorious Leader is trying to force her to become more powerful even though they're still enemies.

- Did NANO just go from being the size of a napkin to a full on scarf?

- A whole minute with Ponce and he didn't take off his glasses or kick on the mood lighting. We are making progress. Never mind, he is now wearing only a banana hammock.
And his nipples are glowing purple again. Maybe that's where the mood lighting comes from?.
- I know that feels Imouto. I know that feels.

- "The ants go marching one by one hurrah, hurrah!"

- Helpful graphic is helpful. However, my statement about how those screens look like they belong on my TI-84 still stands.

- 'MERICA FUCK YEAH! Become UNSTOPPABLE... I am never using that phrase again.

- "I will defeat you with the power of THE LAW!!!"

- Hey, it's the Four Digimon Sovereigns. I was wondering what happened to them after the thrid season.

- "Help me Obi-Tron Kenobi. You're my only hope!"

- How does drawing spirals affect electromagnetism?

- "Hit 'em with the Kenny G"


- Nani Sore?! is going to love and tolerate the shit out of you.

- Was that an octopus in the Osaka Man's mouth?

- Is it in the contract that Snot Balloon does the Hallelujah Light in almost every episode she's in? The only time I think she didn't was during the Elite Four fights.

- Earth to Space Cadet, you're in the middle of a war zone. Now is not the time for food!

- That poor tank, it never stood a chance.

- That sounds lovely to you? You must like the sound of a dial up modem too because that noise is almost a brown note for me.

- Two down, two to go unless Glorious Leader didn't give any to Tron's people.

- Even with your super senses is it really a good idea to be on your phone in the middle of a battle?

- "Team Rocket's blasting off again!"

- "Angels sang out, in heavenly chorus, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris the Leader so Glorious"

- Red Stripe's gonna have to really think outside the box on this one. No super powers for her and full Kamui powers and then some for Eyebrows. This'll be a cake walk right?

- Snot Balloon must have super strength to be holding all those bags.

- Guess the last piece is actually with Eyebrows. That guess from five lines ago was right and wrong at the same time.


These entries were kinda stumpy so I fused them together.

Kill La Kill Ep 15

- For the first time in the entire show ENGLISH SUBTITLES

- But last episode they made it sound like most of the damage was from friendly fire.

- Does Ponce have the car from James Bond? I think the movie was Octopussy but I'm not sure.

- I can't help but notice that almost all the members of Nudist Beach are men. With all the other stuff they've done so far could they not find a way to get nudist women past the censors?

- Now I have a question. Did Kill Bill get the "tap sword, everybody falls" from the Japanese or is this another shout out?

- Embrace your Machiavellian training. Live it, then watch it crumble like Azula did.

- Who in their right mind... what am I saying this is Kill La Kill. Still, why did he make a crab mech?

- I'm guessing the "red cent" comment was about ChiCom money but I'm not sure.

- In saying that mister crab guy, you just ensured they lived and sealed your doom.

- Did they only change the trim color from silver to gold? That's the only difference I see so far.

- How many Mario Mushrooms did Do No Evil eat before getting there?

- Is it my imagination or does Ninja Turtle's helmet resemble Unit-01's head?

- Face it, you walked into that one Nani Sore?!

- Did he just take a dump on Ninja Turtle?

- Great, now there's a very suggestive scene involving anal penetration. -sigh- Yup, it's only going down hill from here isn't it?

- How does that even work for controlling that robot?

- Reveal time? Nope, interrupt go!

- Ladies and Gentlemen, our hero!

- Glorious Leader believes there is no kill like overkill, and Trigger Studios believes that her transformation sequence needs more boob jiggle.

- Resistance to the rescue! So that's how the got around the censors, have them pilot mini-mecha.

- Now all that the Glorious Leader needs to do is strike the Gendo Pose and the parallels will be complete.

- Those spotlights they have almost make them into an evil version of the Power Rangers

- Do No Evil just became Juggernaut, Nani Sore?! became a Digimon (season 4 maybe?), Ninja Turtle is a Samurai Mech, and Tron turned into that guy from Saints Row 3.

- Battle buddies, you gotta love 'um. They're the only people that will tell you a plan is stupid but help you anyway.

- There they go. Walking and hopping into the sunset after a lesson learned.

- I'm not sure how that worked but it was suicidally genius.

- Snot Balloon has her light but what happened to the sound effects?

- I think Do No Evil likes Snot Balloon for some strange reason

- There goes the knock off Effiel Tower

- It's like Temple Run with lasers

- I just realized that the gun of the nudist walkers is between their legs.

- Feel the power of the heel click!

- Red Stripe, you did the right thing. It's not your fault Eyebrows had Nani Sore?! do a cheap shot/sneak attack.

- So now we FINALLY get to learn what the deal is with Life Fibers? About time.
 
Those two episodes are done of my favorite ones.



It has Takarada. My favorite minor character in KLK.

Also make sure you're alone and have earphones on for the next episode.
 
In Which Bad Things Happen
The villain wins... or does she?

Kill La Kill Ep 16

- This one's a clip show. Crap, I knew I was in a breather space between horrorfests but a straight filler episode? Wonderful.

- That was fast. Can more clip shows be like this?

- Red Stripe? Didn't you say back in episode 7 you were going to figure out what was going on? It's nine episodes later. You did zero research as far as I could tell. Oh well, infodump time!

- I liked the original OP better

- So if Red Stripe had kept fighting for another minute or so Eyebrows would have just collapsed because her NANO is still trying to eat her?

- You should listen to Alfred. Another man in his position raised a troubled child and did a very good job at it.

- JESUS ****ING CHRIST, NOPE. Nuke that shit from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

- Please stop with the animation for Night Terror. I almost had a mental break because of her, I don't need one for real.

- That lense flare is probably saving me from a sight I'd rather not see.

- No, well yes... maybe he is snot balloon, but above all Ponce is an aspiring 70's porn star.

- What is with the random voice change?

- I had the same look on my face as Red Stripe when Ponce said that.

- Here comes Rainbow Dash!

- Ummm... this is wrong on so many levels. "Screw attempted rape! Let's go for the big kibosh and have familial rape on screen!" I hope you step on a Lego you bastard.

- I am very glad I am wearing headphones right now.

- This is taking 'bad touch' all new levels of disturbing.

- You can still see the rainbow on the little bit of hair poking out of the towel.

- Yeah... so... I just saw 2D girl have a not entirely voluntary orgasm on TV with the help of her "mother." What did you do today?

- I had to rewind to be sure but Red Stripe was standing still while NANO was shaking the water off of them.

- So they're doing an "Avatar and the Firelord" episode where the hero and the not-so-bad guy go on parallel quests of discovery?

- Eyebrows has said repeatedly that she knows what's going on but this episode she completely in the dark?

- So Old Boy was just a mad scientist and only did perverted stuff for the greater good? Somehow that is one of the better excuses for doing weird stuff I've heard from this show.

- Your mind is a strange place I don't want to visit again snot balloon.

- That pool is way too shallow to be in regulation for the use of starting blocks. It has to be six and a half feet deep (in the US at least). That pool looks like it's maybe three or four feet deep.

- Mega-Corp even has its own version of the Dragon Bone Catacombs

- The ball of yarn even looks like an apple. How appropriate.

- Yup, the feedback you gave about the XCOM comment now makes disturbing sense. This is 'the Seed of Life' thing from NGE crossed with Alien Invasion.

- Best. Shout-out. EVAR!!! Hallelujah Light, you are redeemed. For now at least.

- Red Stripe is just as confused as I am about how Snot Balloon learned to teleport.

- This explains a lot about the series actually.

- Relax NANO, you're different if Eyebrows' reaction to Red Stripe saying you were symbiotes is anything to go by.

- So the Life Fibers are a cross between the Angels, the Flood, and the Reapers? Only now they're more direct about the whole farming analogy/religious theme?

- The porn light is on. This is about to get weird.

- How convenient that he finished NANO right before Night Terror showed up.

- You know what we need right now? A montage, a montage of a bunch of Mega-Corp's stuff that they will use for EVIL, Muwahahaha!

- So all those guesses I made early on are turning out to be (mostly) correct. The Life Fiber suits I jokingly called NANO suits really do have a tendency to eat their users and are based off Alien Tech. The XCOM comment is still in a grey area due to not knowing which side Eyebrows is on, and the siblings one has pretty much nothing aside from me thinking they look alike.

- That music and the delivery of the warm welcome line tells me that yes, Glorious Leader is the head of XCOM. A very messed up, unreasonably hostile XCOM, but XCOM none the less.

- Why am I watching snot balloon fall asleep and wake up again?

- Did her legs just phase through that chair?

- Good on you Red Stripe for refusing to be used as a weapon but your diplomacy skills need some work.

- Two things about Viral: the "two things" phrase is still stupid and is that needle gun supposed to be a stand in for his junk?

- What the hell is up with these credits. The original ones were better.

- Rainbow Dash's office in the preview looks like Gendo's
 
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