IT BEGINS
- Location
- Somewhere near L1... I think
Okay, @Choo Choo, @Dirtnap, @Krekian, and @Shironi talked me into this in the rolz chat so here it is. My Cliff Notes version of Kill La Kill. I think I lost a few brain cells watching that, but there was some cool looking animation.
Kill La Kill Ep 1
- Nice big block letters and the rise of the Nazis.
- Is that a snot balloon? Also, is that guy in the back playing DnD?
- Why does that door resemble the ones on ships?
- POLICE SEARCH WARRANT M*TH*RF*CK*R
- SUPER DEFORMED SHOULDER SPIKES OF DOOM
- IT WAS a snot balloon!
- I wish I could make smoke bombs that good.
- That kid should no longer have pants, a face, a butt, or a head.
- Is the entire show this over the top?
- 'Goku Uniform,' seriously? If someone yells Kamehameha or "It's over 9000!" I'm out.
- Become UNSTOPPABLE! or not...
- Ladies and Gentleman, our main villain, The Lady in White!
- If I hadn't realized by this point that the student council is fasict the salute they give to the Glorious Leader would not help me pass that perception check.
- And God said, "Let there be light." And he saw the light, and that it was good. Yeah, I'm not feeling today.
- 1984 reference references 1984, although props for making the slogan even more nonsensical
- Also this girl's(?) eyebrows put mine to shame. For comparison I am regularly addressed as Rock Lee by my friends, and they're not too far off the mark.
- Oh, hello there Animal Farm. I read you too.
- Best method for timeskipping ever
- Ladies, Gentlemen, and Others our HERO! (Is it my imagination or does she look like... nahh probably my imagination.)
- Why the hell would you straight up eat a lemon? Are they trying to show she's a badass or something? I already got that vibe from the hairdo and the case-thingy on her back. Not to mention the scowl.
- Now let's see black hair in action! Okay, that was fast...
- Hey! It's snot balloon girl! I knew she would be important!
- I agree black hair. Sense, this show makes none.
- Wait, so that kid is DEAD? Seems a little harsh for taking a uniform don't you think?
- Snot balloon is already annoying the shit out of me.
- So casual murder is acceptible at this school? Is this a plot point to let the "hero" slice her way through everything with no consequnces beyond "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
- So they just paused the lesson after flat bastard got stomped on? Snot balloon 2: Balloon Harder
- I wish college used air raid sirens as class bells.
- All that set up and she gets walked over by a two star
- "The hero stole my bike!" "sorry here's the stuff that was on your bike"
- "Kanto region" Pokemon, is that you?
- What... So the teacher is a secret agent or something? And how did he get that close without her noticing?
- MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! ... ten minutes later ... Okay, I think I'm good. Now back to rape as performed by sailor uniforms.
- She gave the moped back. Good on you black hair/red strip/pervvy sailor!
- Snot balloon, you're more worried about not wearing your sexy panties than the fact you are hanging upside down, are possibly about to die, and that it doesn't look like you have a bra on. You're an idiot.
- And the crowd goes wild for the half naked lady!
- Drugs have been induced...
- As a resident of Las Vegas and an employee of the Mandalay Bay Events Center, please refrain from injuring the Round Card Girls. They don't come cheap.
- Flat Bastard 2: Flatten Harder, or would Revenge of the Ketchup Splatter be better?
- Why do I think this will eventually go all Kill Bill where Red Stripe has to kill the whole miniboss squad before sitting down with the main villain, chatting over some tea, and having a very short fight? Also, where the hell is Red Stripe's mom?
Kill La Kill Ep 1
- Nice big block letters and the rise of the Nazis.
- Is that a snot balloon? Also, is that guy in the back playing DnD?
- Why does that door resemble the ones on ships?
- POLICE SEARCH WARRANT M*TH*RF*CK*R
- SUPER DEFORMED SHOULDER SPIKES OF DOOM
- IT WAS a snot balloon!
- I wish I could make smoke bombs that good.
- That kid should no longer have pants, a face, a butt, or a head.
- Is the entire show this over the top?
- 'Goku Uniform,' seriously? If someone yells Kamehameha or "It's over 9000!" I'm out.
- Become UNSTOPPABLE! or not...
- Ladies and Gentleman, our main villain, The Lady in White!
- If I hadn't realized by this point that the student council is fasict the salute they give to the Glorious Leader would not help me pass that perception check.
- And God said, "Let there be light." And he saw the light, and that it was good. Yeah, I'm not feeling today.
- 1984 reference references 1984, although props for making the slogan even more nonsensical
- Also this girl's(?) eyebrows put mine to shame. For comparison I am regularly addressed as Rock Lee by my friends, and they're not too far off the mark.
- Oh, hello there Animal Farm. I read you too.
- Best method for timeskipping ever
- Ladies, Gentlemen, and Others our HERO! (Is it my imagination or does she look like... nahh probably my imagination.)
- Why the hell would you straight up eat a lemon? Are they trying to show she's a badass or something? I already got that vibe from the hairdo and the case-thingy on her back. Not to mention the scowl.
- Now let's see black hair in action! Okay, that was fast...
- Hey! It's snot balloon girl! I knew she would be important!
- I agree black hair. Sense, this show makes none.
- Wait, so that kid is DEAD? Seems a little harsh for taking a uniform don't you think?
- Snot balloon is already annoying the shit out of me.
- So casual murder is acceptible at this school? Is this a plot point to let the "hero" slice her way through everything with no consequnces beyond "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
- So they just paused the lesson after flat bastard got stomped on? Snot balloon 2: Balloon Harder
- I wish college used air raid sirens as class bells.
- All that set up and she gets walked over by a two star
- "The hero stole my bike!" "sorry here's the stuff that was on your bike"
- "Kanto region" Pokemon, is that you?
- What... So the teacher is a secret agent or something? And how did he get that close without her noticing?
- MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! ... ten minutes later ... Okay, I think I'm good. Now back to rape as performed by sailor uniforms.
- She gave the moped back. Good on you black hair/red strip/pervvy sailor!
- Snot balloon, you're more worried about not wearing your sexy panties than the fact you are hanging upside down, are possibly about to die, and that it doesn't look like you have a bra on. You're an idiot.
- And the crowd goes wild for the half naked lady!
- Drugs have been induced...
- As a resident of Las Vegas and an employee of the Mandalay Bay Events Center, please refrain from injuring the Round Card Girls. They don't come cheap.
- Flat Bastard 2: Flatten Harder, or would Revenge of the Ketchup Splatter be better?
- Why do I think this will eventually go all Kill Bill where Red Stripe has to kill the whole miniboss squad before sitting down with the main villain, chatting over some tea, and having a very short fight? Also, where the hell is Red Stripe's mom?
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Nani? *Heavenly Choir Sound Effect + Spotlight* Red Stripe's reaction... What the hell is going on. Don't worry, I know that feels.
