We Will Never Die: Rebooted (A Halo Spartan Quest)

.... YOU SON OF A BITCH LIGHT WAS A FUCKING ANCIENT HUMAN!!!!????
The theory was actually bandied around in the thread early on. We had no real evidence besides the fact that he kinda-sorta recognized Forerunner or perhaps Precursor iconography and Magoose's suggestion that we might not like him as much if we knew who he was. It was shelved without any real debate.

And it changes little that he was apparently the Quisling-supreme. Though, yeah, it only has to be in a related universe (one where Precusors and Forerunners were a thing, even if human beings never met them and died by, say, our own hand) and not necessarily this one. For all we know (besides authorial fiat) he is literally us if we never got abducted into the Spartan program and we just repeated the fate of Ancient Humanity in strange aeons. Immortality eats people, trading a quick death for a protracted one that leaves somebody else wearing your face.

His mistakes ensure we will make different ones.
So we're not in an alternate universe we're in the universe so does this mean if we chose doom slayer he would have existed in here
Prove he still doesn't exist here. Along with Hell. (Which is another thing that seems perfectly consistent with what the Precursors would find normal)

He just might be elsewhere and we won't know it until somebody makes the mistake of trying to fuck with whatever planet he is on.
 
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And it changes little that he was apparently the Quisling-supreme. Though, yeah, it only has to be in a related universe (one where Precusors and Forerunners were a thing, even if human beings never met them and died by, say, our own hand) and not necessarily this one. For all we know (besides authorial fiat) he is literally us if we never got abducted into the Spartan program and we just repeated the fate of Ancient Humanity in strange aeons. Immortality eats people, trading a quick death for a protracted one that leaves somebody else wearing your face
Or as I like to say: he's a man with so much shit, he's just fucking insane, and finally looked for crazy shit.
Prove he still doesn't exist here. Along with Hell. (Which is another thing that seems perfectly consistent with what the Precursors would find normal)

He just might be elsewhere and we won't know it until somebody makes the mistake of trying to fuck with whatever planet he is on
What makes you think he'll isn't a shield world?
 
[X] Plan Crazy Times and a Goodbye.
- [X]A Magic Night: So... Kelly and Linda had an idea. Shooting the moon... with a custom sniper rifle. What could go wrong?
- [X]A... Special Encounter: So Daisey brought viagra, and wants to see what happens when Spartans have Sex. You think Halsey put her up to this, and she's too much of a friend to rape you. Thank god it isn't Serin... she'd probably rape you because of the Hormone manipulation by accident... dear god that got Dark.
- [X]The Last Gift of Doctor Light: Light finally smiled. "Im dying... finally. Best we leave on good terms."
- [X]Luck be A Devil: So John wanted to flip a coin. Now you are trying to strangle him.
 
I shall say this: the precursors are canonically from another universe...

take that as whatyou may think... but Dr Light was involved in an ass kicking the likes of which made them fear humans in all universes.
 
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Not sure if still open but if so

[X] Plan Crazy Times and a Goodbye.
- [X]A Magic Night: So... Kelly and Linda had an idea. Shooting the moon... with a custom sniper rifle. What could go wrong?
- [X]A... Special Encounter: So Daisey brought viagra, and wants to see what happens when Spartans have Sex. You think Halsey put her up to this, and she's too much of a friend to rape you. Thank god it isn't Serin... she'd probably rape you because of the Hormone manipulation by accident... dear god that got Dark.
- [X]The Last Gift of Doctor Light: Light finally smiled. "Im dying... finally. Best we leave on good terms."
- [X]Luck be A Devil: So John wanted to flip a coin. Now you are trying to strangle him.

Also, I'm sure its in the back of everyone's head but dudes, we have access to Covenant technology to study! No need for millions or billions of humans to die first. We can just ask our new allies if we can take a peek, ask some questions etc. I'm sure that'd happen in the background anyway, but I'd be nice if we can make sure that science progresses.

Get some UNSC Infinity-lites rolling in the middle of the war instead of at the end.
 
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calling the vote in 2 hours.
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Dec 11, 2020 at 3:52 PM, finished with 65 posts and 18 votes.

  • [X] Plan Crazy Times and a Goodbye.
    - [X]A Magic Night: So... Kelly and Linda had an idea. Shooting the moon... with a custom sniper rifle. What could go wrong?
    - [X]A... Special Encounter: So Daisey brought viagra, and wants to see what happens when Spartans have Sex. You think Halsey put her up to this, and she's too much of a friend to rape you. Thank god it isn't Serin... she'd probably rape you because of the Hormone manipulation by accident... dear god that got Dark.
    - [X]The Last Gift of Doctor Light: Light finally smiled. "Im dying... finally. Best we leave on good terms."
    - [X]Luck be A Devil: So John wanted to flip a coin. Now you are trying to strangle him.
    [X]Plan: Fun times
    -[X]A Magic Night: So... Kelly and Linda had an idea. Shooting the moon... with a custom sniper rifle. What could go wrong?
    -[X]Floating Psychic Genius: So... how powerful are your powers... without killing anyone, you will find out.
    -[X]Spend time with Purple Team: So... It all started with an idea… to build a big fucking gun.
    -[X]A... Special Encounter: So Daisey brought viagra, and wants to see what when Spartans have Sex. You think Halsey put her up to this, and she's too much of a friend to rape you. Thank god it isn't Serin... she'd probably rape you because of the Hormone manipulation by accident... dear god that got Dark.
    [X] Plan Legacy and gift
    - [X]A Magic Night: So... Kelly and Linda had an idea. Shooting the moon... with a custom sniper rifle. What could go wrong?
    - [X]A... Special Encounter: So Daisey brought viagra, and wants to see what happens when Spartans have Sex. You think Halsey put her up to this, and she's too much of a friend to rape you. Thank god it isn't Serin... she'd probably rape you because of the Hormone manipulation by accident... dear god that got Dark.
    - [X]The Last Gift of Doctor Light: Light finally smiled. "Im dying... finally. Best we leave on good terms."
    -[X]Spend time with Purple Team: So... It all started with an idea… to build a big fucking gun.
    -[X]A... Special Encounter: So Daisey brought viagra, and wants to see what happens when Spartans have Sex. You think Halsey put her up to this, and she's too much of a friend to rape you. Thank god it isn't Serin... she'd probably rape you because of the Hormone manipulation by accident... dear god that got Dark.
    -[X]The Last Gift of Doctor Light: Light finally smiled. "Im dying... finally. Best we leave on good terms."
    -[X]Luck be A Devil: So John wanted to flip a coin. Now you are trying to strangle him.
    -[X]Floating Psychic Genius: So... how powerful are your powers... without killing anyone, you will find out.
    [X] Plan Arsenal
    -[X]Spend time with Purple Team: So... It all started with an idea… to build another big fucking gun.
    -[X]Katana's are Cool: So Kirk wants a sword... and now your trying to forge a fucking Katana in a Volcano. Why do you keep coming on these wild adventures?
    -[X]The Last Gift of Doctor Light: Light finally smiled. "Im dying... finally. Best we leave on good terms."
    -[X]Floating Psychic Genius: So... how powerful are your powers... without killing anyone, you will find out.
 
He is going to Come back as Miranda isn't he?
Just thinking about how Halsey would react... And Light being a toddler but in control this time and also possible dealing with periods if he/she survives that long... Glorious.
 
He is going to Come back as Miranda isn't he?
Not as Miranda... she is her own situation and troubles to worry about.

Being Halsey's kid, plus a candidate for a super soldier program is not going to be what we call... easy. Especially if Captian Keys decides to stay with Halsey this time (They did live together and almost got married, but Keys broke it off because Halsey kinda... was Halsey)
Just thinking about how Halsey would react... And Light being a toddler but in control this time and also possible dealing with periods if he/she survives that long... Glorious.
No... Maybe not Miranda... but who knows... we meet again... don't know when... don't know where.
 
Oh no. Oh no no no! We've been tricked!

The option to have a 'fun time' with Daisey was just Magoose's way to bring Light back! We are our own spiritual greatgreat...greatgreatgrandfather or something!
 
Oh no. Oh no no no! We've been tricked!

The option to have a 'fun time' with Daisey was just Magoose's way to bring Light back! We are our own spiritual greatgreat...greatgreatgrandfather or something!
No.

He's got other places to be. Other things to become.

Also calling the vote: Crazy times and a goodbye wins.
 
I mean, I would have preferred to avoid that anyway, but we'll glass that bridge when we come to it.
Yeah well... it seems the Doctor is far more... controlling than anything else... and decides to use us and Daisy as test subjects for science.

We can scold her later for such callousness and forcing a sexual relationship between the two of us when we are not in a very delicate situation.
 
A New World: A Time with Friends
A New World: A Time with Friends

- [X]A Magic Night: So... Kelly and Linda had an idea. Shooting the moon... with a custom sniper rifle. What could go wrong? Rolled:1D100 => 25

All you did was waste a helluva lot of ammo.

Although you told them a thousand times that the rifle, and the round itself was not powerful enough to make it to the moon.

Failure.

- [X]Luck be A Devil: So John wanted to flip a coin. Now you are trying to strangle him. Rolled:1D100 => 20

John is an asshole. That much you figured out. What you didn't know is that he stole your lightsaber schematics… Your lightsaber!

Oh well… You'll get it back when he finds a good excuse and you have to make… Well something for him.

Failure.

- [X]A... Special Encounter: So Daisy brought viagra, and wants to see what happens when Spartans have Sex. You think Halsey put her up to this, and she's too much of a friend to rape you. Thank god it isn't Serin... she'd probably rape you because of the Hormone manipulation by accident... dear god that got Dark. Rolled:1D100 => 89

Daisy walked up to you and sighed, before showing you the bottle of viagra and the note from the doctor. "Really?" You said with a raised eyebrow. "So… it's come to this.=" You sighed. "I should have seen this coming."

"To be honest, it was either you or Caleb… and he already fled the moment he saw me… Said something about trying Ralph instead, because he won't bitch when you fuck." She said with a small sigh. "You know, what she's technically asking me to rape you, you know that right."

"I mean, that is only if i don't consent." You replied, looking out the window. "And if i decide to press charges."

"I know." She replied. "I just thought that maybe-"

"You're asking the one who quite literally the only person who ever really mattered to everyone… or is it because you, Kelly, Linda and all the others agreed that it had to be you… or you'd all tear me apart by trying to work out a poly relationship." You sighed. "I would not have minded… if such an idea found itself laughable and stupid."

Although you did sometimes fantasize Daisy in that star wars slave outfit on occasion, along with Kelly in that under armor thing that she liked… and Linda covering herself with only an antitank rifle… and brass casings... and so so many brass casings… she was swimming in them like it was water.

Okay, you were horney as shit, but that's beside the point, all the spartan males were that way prior to the augmentations, and it was only the iron discipline of Chief Mendez, that acts and pregnancies and other non soldier-like behavior, like secret marriages did not occur.

Teenage hormones and all that nonsense were too much to really… try to control at that point. Even for the man who basically beat everything into you.

Thank god for the augmentations. At least the hormones were no longer bothering you… to badly that is.

You still had the urgings, but they were muted… you had to force yourself and your body to take part in the biological process of procreation.

Drugs would most certainly help.

"Let's get this over with… I'll get my revenge on the doctor for the both of us later," Daisy stated. "For now… can we enjoy this moment."

You nodded…

And you did.

Reward: Daisy is now Pregnant (Spartan): This woman is with Child. (-??? to all combat rolls. ???)

You are angry at Dr. Halsey. Not because of the act itself… but the fact she ordered it. Manipulation is fine… but outright ordering… that was too far.

- [X]The Last Gift of Doctor Light: Light finally smiled. "I'm dying... finally. Best we leave on good terms." Rolled:1D100 => 95

Light was sitting in a room, a quiet room…

It was like a room of a child, one that had so long been forgotten… not your own room…

His.

"Finally… forgetting… finally… dying." He smiled. "I have waited for millennia to finally die on my own terms… and to forget, and be forgotten."

You frowned. "I didn't think you thought so little about our time together."

Light smiled. "Perhaps… the reason I say that is because you and all the good… fade away. Only the evil, and bad remain. I have seen so much darkness… that this light you have given me… is quite something I want to experience again."

"But you want to die?"

"The man you know as Light… yes. I want to forget everything. To die. If I return… I do not want my guilt to weigh me down… and I remain dead… and there is nothing… Then I am happy that it is your hands my memories are left to."

You sighed. "Is there anything I can say to make you stay a little longer?"

Light smiled. "No. No there is not… except… helping me to the door… and closing it, as I head out."

The man you knew as light stood next to you, as you helped him towards the door. "So many years I wasted my life, wanting to die… and that I can… I can finally see the one thing, I shall cherish forever… even in death."

He put his hand on your shoulder. "You… Giancarlo. You are a wonderful man, and I wish you were on the journey I had… so many years ago. Perhaps then… We could have-" He smiled at the memory.

"No… I don't think that is possible." He then let go. "Live Giancarlo. And do not forget this message from one scientist to another." He stepped through the door. "Do not forget that we ethics for a reason. There are some things better left unfound."

He then stepped through the door.

You felt his spirit leave you.

What do you do?:
[]Do Nothing… He deserves whatever happens to him next.
[]Nudge him to a Path: You have all his memories… all his guilt. He deserves to start fresh… You'll meet again.

Well, it seems you have a new mission… what is it:

[]Operation Kingmaker: The UEG representatives are going to meet with the Exiled Fleet, and prepare it for… future diplomatic contact. (Leading Fire Team Purple)

[]Operation Armor of God: Oh… Mjlnor is finally ready. "Hey guys Wanna wear my power armor?" (Joining the Spartans for getting power armor.)

[]Operation Silver Devil: A simple mission. Kill some bad guys… and finally end the threat of the Insurrection once and for all with a statement. (Linetail the Spartans you wish to have the mission with. Can have up to five)

AN: Enjoy.
 
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[X]Nudge him to a Path: You have all his memoirs… all his guilt. He deserves to start fresh… You'll meet again.
[X]Operation Kingmaker: The UEG representatives are going to meet with the Exiled Fleet, and prepare it for… future diplomatic contact. (Leading Fire Team Purple)
 
[X]Nudge him to a Path: You have all his memoirs… all his guilt. He deserves to start fresh… You'll meet again.
[X]Operation Kingmaker: The UEG representatives are going to meet with the Exiled Fleet, and prepare it for… future diplomatic contact. (Leading Fire Team Purple)
We are the most trusted Spartan II (rn) we should be the face of our group.
 
[X]Nudge him to a Path: You have all his memoirs… all his guilt. He deserves to start fresh… You'll meet again.
[X]Operation Kingmaker: The UEG representatives are going to meet with the Exiled Fleet, and prepare it for… future diplomatic contact. (Leading Fire Team Purple)
 
[X]Nudge him to a Path: You have all his memoirs… all his guilt. He deserves to start fresh… You'll meet again.
[X]Operation Kingmaker: The UEG representatives are going to meet with the Exiled Fleet, and prepare it for… future diplomatic contact. (Leading Fire Team Purple)

everyone deserves a second chance...if they truly wish for it and are willing to work for it.

and kingmaker? we NEED to make sure ONI doesnt fuck this up.
 
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