I'll continue to say that the only real trauma here is that suffered by our parent here. Being a Spartan in this continuity was just fiiiiiine... but, yeah, ONI really could have done better than the whole 'every family has to watch their child turn into an immunocompromised sack of tumors and metabolic diseases' thing. We really need to figure out a better way to secure child soldiers.
We dodged pretty much every bad thing on the list except for traumatized as fuck parents.
If we go Jeweled Viper we'll probably want some sort of Omake bonus because... Jesus Christ, that is going to be a secure location.