A super bored ROB transports us to the infamous W40k Universe.

In order to survive there, we are getting the following Upgrades:

1. Biological Upgrades

- Powers of an Uber (Battleship variant)
- Regenerative Power of Wolverine and Claire Bennet combined
- Bio-/Cybertech of the 5th Imperium and EYE Divine Cybermancy (Maxed out Stats)
- "Nanomachines, Son" (Senator Armstrong variant)
- Powers and abilites of an Guardian from "Destiny" (includes Titan, Warlock and Hunter. Maxed out level and stats)
- Powers and abilities of a Tenno (what type of Tenno, is up to the person. Best Mods. Maxed out)
- Master of CQC (all fighting styles, armed and unarmed)
- all upgrades are inheritable

2. Technological upgrades

- All tech from the Galactic Empire and from the First Order
- All tech from the Solar Imperium (Perry Rhodan)
- All tech from Eve Online
- Tech for building Bolo´s, Cylons, EM-208, NS4 and NS5 Bots
- Energy-to-Matter Tech (SupCom/Asgard)

3. solar System

- The new Solar System consists now of the Verse (Firefly) and the 12 Colonies of Cobol (NBSG)
- The new Solar System is equiped with a system wide shield.

4. Additional Equipment

- 6 Major Shipyards (fully robotic and equiped with a Energy-to-Matter Tech) and serveral smaller Shipyards

5. Special Traits

- Anti-Warp: in an area about 500 LY around our Solar System everything Warp touched goes pop. The same counts for
individual persons, in an area about 500 meter everything warp based or warp touched goes pop and cease to exist.
- Warp-Blind: We are absolute immune to everything warp.
- Poisenous to Warp: Our souls and their presence are now absolute poisenous to every warp entity

Some clarifications:

The powers used by the Tenno and the Guardians come from a different source, other then the Warp.
Travelling with FTL goes through a different dimension instead of the Warp.
We have a very negative influence to certain Races of the W40k Galaxy. When Orks come to close they turn into mush.
Necrons start to fall apart. Nids do everything to avoid us. Chaos wants to stay the heck away from us.
Yes, everyone has his own Ghost.

Can we survive here and what gonna do the IOM with us ?

P.S.: a certain Hero of the Empire finds us....
 
A super bored ROB transports us to the infamous W40k Universe.

In order to survive there, we are getting the following Upgrades:

1. Biological Upgrades

- Powers of an Uber (Battleship variant)
- Regenerative Power of Wolverine and Claire Bennet combined
- Bio-/Cybertech of the 5th Imperium and EYE Divine Cybermancy (Maxed out Stats)
- "Nanomachines, Son" (Senator Armstrong variant)
- Powers and abilites of an Guardian from "Destiny" (includes Titan, Warlock and Hunter. Maxed out level and stats)
- Powers and abilities of a Tenno (what type of Tenno, is up to the person. Best Mods. Maxed out)
- Master of CQC (all fighting styles, armed and unarmed)
- all upgrades are inheritable

2. Technological upgrades

- All tech from the Galactic Empire and from the First Order
- All tech from the Solar Imperium (Perry Rhodan)
- All tech from Eve Online
- Tech for building Bolo´s, Cylons, EM-208, NS4 and NS5 Bots
- Energy-to-Matter Tech (SupCom/Asgard)

3. solar System

- The new Solar System consists now of the Verse (Firefly) and the 12 Colonies of Cobol (NBSG)
- The new Solar System is equiped with a system wide shield.

4. Additional Equipment

- 6 Major Shipyards (fully robotic and equiped with a Energy-to-Matter Tech) and serveral smaller Shipyards

5. Special Traits

- Anti-Warp: in an area about 500 LY around our Solar System everything Warp touched goes pop. The same counts for
individual persons, in an area about 500 meter everything warp based or warp touched goes pop and cease to exist.
- Warp-Blind: We are absolute immune to everything warp.
- Poisenous to Warp: Our souls and their presence are now absolute poisenous to every warp entity

Some clarifications:

The powers used by the Tenno and the Guardians come from a different source, other then the Warp.
Travelling with FTL goes through a different dimension instead of the Warp.
We have a very negative influence to certain Races of the W40k Galaxy. When Orks come to close they turn into mush.
Necrons start to fall apart. Nids do everything to avoid us. Chaos wants to stay the heck away from us.
Yes, everyone has his own Ghost.

Can we survive here and what gonna do the IOM with us ?

P.S.: a certain Hero of the Empire finds us....

Uh... You kinda made it a little too easy to survive.
 
Some fuck starts sacrificing people to the Chaos gods for their shot at becoming a daemon prince. Either we all lose to the Chaos wanna-be-cultists or the rational people win out and we take a hike to the next galaxy opposite of the Nids. Fuck the Milkyway it's too overrun with evil races and ancient horrors. Seriously when the best choices are caste based communists or fascist catholic zealots, it's time to get the hell out of dodge.
 
Some fuck starts sacrificing people to the Chaos gods for their shot at becoming a daemon prince. Either we all lose to the Chaos wanna-be-cultists or the rational people win out and we take a hike to the next galaxy opposite of the Nids. Fuck the Milkyway it's too overrun with evil races and ancient horrors. Seriously when the best choices are caste based communists or fascist catholic zealots, it's time to get the hell out of dodge.
Actually with the tech and plot armour given in the scenario we could feasibly take over the galaxy.
 
Actually with the tech and plot armour given in the scenario we could feasibly take over the galaxy.
You willing to bet your life on it? No telling what the Necrons or the other acient horrors can pull on us once they realize we're a threat. We're much better off finding another galaxy and building up a huge fleet then if we're feeling crazy consider going back.
 
You willing to bet your life on it? No telling what the Necrons or the other acient horrors can pull on us once they realize we're a threat. We're much better off finding another galaxy and building up a huge fleet then if we're feeling crazy consider going back.
Well, apart from the Necrons.

Everything else, we just need to snowball which we don't necessarily need to flee the galaxy to do.
 
You willing to bet your life on it? No telling what the Necrons or the other acient horrors can pull on us once they realize we're a threat. We're much better off finding another galaxy and building up a huge fleet then if we're feeling crazy consider going back.
Would the Necrons tell each other about us? I thought they were divided into a bunch of different rival factions under different leaders with a few tomb worlds to each of them.
 
You willing to bet your life on it? No telling what the Necrons or the other acient horrors can pull on us once they realize we're a threat. We're much better off finding another galaxy and building up a huge fleet then if we're feeling crazy consider going back.

About that

We have a very negative influence to certain Races of the W40k Galaxy. When Orks come to close they turn into mush.
Necrons start to fall apart. Nids do everything to avoid us. Chaos wants to stay the heck away from us.
Yes, everyone has his own Ghost.
 
The only way possible threat is the Necrons; everything else either uses the Warp too heavily or is too frail. And by too frail, I mean a single unarmed and unarmored individual should have no trouble wiping out an entire Company of Space Marines, if not an entire Chapter. The Necrons are too frail individually, but they have the esoteric sciences needed to actually make people notice them.

This thread is like finding out that Australia is kind of a dangerous place, so you decide to take a hike ... after making sure you have a T-1000's body, venomous/poisonous/toxic animals explode in your proximity, and you have the world's air forces on constant patrol for potentially dangerous animals.

What's the thing the Necrons have that can detonate stars?
OP gave Earth Star Wars tech, including the First Order, so it's possible to build bases that wipe out star systems. Unlike the Celestial Orrery, however, it's not lostech.
 
If only every ROB made us OP when throwing the Earth into Horrible scenarios :lol.

Clearly this ROB is our new god and deserves worship......and hate. We are still in the 40k galaxy after-all.

But no, seriously, were OP to pretty much everything I've heard of in 40k.

We are all comic-book characters at this point. Were immune to the Warp and poisonous to it's entities! That is awesome. Does that mean we can taunt a Daemon into attacking us and them watch it go pop on contact? Hypothetically of course.

Heyyyy doesn't a lot of tech use the Warp in some way? Also how are souls in universe defined exactly? What happens if one of us dies? Does this persons soul go to the warp and start literally taking chunks out of it? What effect could a couple million of those have on the Warp?
 
Orbital lance strike. Then more orbital lance strikes. Then maybe a few cyclonic torpedoes for good measure.
 
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