We Are the Gods of a New World Order [Warhammer 50K ~ Warp God Simulator]

The fuck is with all of these rolls!? It just seem like they want to toss us high into the air in celebration just to drop us into the pit!

[X] The Azure Dragoons
[X] Prince Sendai's Expedition
 
[X] The Azure Dragoons
[X] Prince Sendai's Expedition


I'll probably risk Prince Sendai, but I'm hoping I'm not regretting this.
 
What it is happens to be a chance to communicate with one or more parties before they know it's a multi way clusterfuck and are caught up playing their particular roles. No more, no less.
Is the impact on waiting purely diplomatic, or is there a military component involved as well? That is to say, are we risking shots being fired before we get to talk further, or "merely" people deciding who they are going to plan on shooting?
 
[ ] The Publicani Fleet

This is the guy from the taxmen that left last time, expecting to come back with a 'recolonization contract'. He's got a load full of prospective colonists aboard ship to go with his troops.

"More than we anticipated," indeed. Screw them. Conversely, might make for a decent ally... but is also an Imperial Publicani, so probably not. Best case with talking here is setting up a large bribe to get them to dump their colonists and GTFO - but the statement about bribing the Vikings to not attack you applies here; if you can afford to bribe them with this much, what are you holding back?

They're looking to bomb us to the stone age and plant a new colony down; no matter what.

[ ] The Ancient Vessel

We owe them a favor; they're why we got the Cog way back in Turn 09, and that's how we used the Artifice Domain on the Necron Ship, which got us the Lotus Star Reactor - and was one part of what made the Earthblood action as cheap as it was.

Reach out and talk to them, and we can probably get their assistance quite easily, both in the short-term and the long term.

This is most likely the Azure Magus, our eldest sibling. A warm, pleasant welcome is preferred - and an alliance with them should be lasting.

On the other hand, not talking with her straight up could result in damn near anything. They're here to pull a loot-and-scoot; if they can't loot they'll just scoot; if they can loot they will, and they're the most likely group to figure out loopholes in the Elysium Wards. "Hey, we'll take this, this, and this, thanks!"

[ ] Prince Sendai's Expedition

A thrillseeker of a Necrontyr Prince, who's looking for a good fight. It's almost a pity Orks didn't show up; that would blood his warriors. As it is, well... I have no fucking clue what this could result in. Best case has them joining us as allies; worst case is, uh. Pretty damn bad.

Could go either way with opening up communications, even with our Connections domain backing us up I just don't know.

[ ] The Azure Dragoons

We made a promise:

"It is for the best." You snap your fan closed. "If you do return another time, I hope it is as a friend, and not a foe."

"Perhaps." He dons his helm once more. "It is not for me to say."

And they appear to intend to keep to their end of the bargain; as such, we shall keep to ours.

And yeah, getting Space Marines as allies is huge. Even if all they have is a beat-up Strike Cruiser carrying an even more beat-up Company, nearly everything mentioned previously still holds true.

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None of them are yet aware of all the others - or rather, the Necrontyr are probably the only other group that does. We can contact two of them to inform them of the situation and speak.

Who needs to be warned most of what is in system? Who least?

I'd argue the Dragoons for 'Most', the Publicani for 'least', and the AM somewhere in the middle. No idea about the Necrons at all.

Who would make for the best allies?

... AM and the Necrons, hands down, if we can get both. Publicani is a crapshoot. The Azure Dragoons are a company of Astartes equipped with 50k gear, and are spectacular examples of bioengineering on top of that, but they aren't one of our sibling nascent Chaos Gods, and they aren't Necrontyr.

So. Tough choices.

Except the Publicani. Fuck those guys. I wouldn't mind picking up their load of new converts colonists, however.

But like...the azure dragoons did in fact killed a lot of our people tho...wonder what the public opinion on them is.

They killed our soldiers, not our citizens, an important distinction. We lost thirty of our Belladonna pilots completely, but the rest are alive, even if most of them required reconstructive surgery. Losses among our Hunters were light, and a small group of our Sentinels also fell in the Spire, but beyond that not too many were listed as dead.

To clarify matters somewhat.

"Contact" does not necessarily mean 'Eliminate them as a threat', or 'Escalate matters'

What it is happens to be a chance to communicate with one or more parties before they know it's a multi way clusterfuck and are caught up playing their particular roles. No more, no less.

Contacting the Dragoons seems to be a 'welcome' sort of deal; still a possible threat, but an unlikely one. AM is opening negotiations; no change to potential threat or alliance, I don't think. Necrontyr is... saying 'hello', I guess? No idea on the effect. And the Publicani is... something. Maybe butter them up with a 'warning' about the other shit in the system.

Can you tell I don't like these guys? I admit to being biased against them. Not simply because they're tax-men, but because of how said taxes are appropriated.
 
I think I'm going for contacting the Ancient Vessel, plus the Azure Dragoons, but that one is pretty much universally agreed upon I think. Those two seem to be the ones that we would have the most chance of benefitting contacting now, while Prince Sendai seems like someone we could maybe contact afterwards. First "honorable battle" and all that to see if we are worth his time, then maybe after that a semi-friendly contact?

But mostly, I don't want to let the chance of making a contact with two of the factions that I think are the most likely favorable to long-term alliance to slip by.

[X] The Ancient Vessel
[X] The Azure Dragoons
 
Depending on the situation, contacting the Publicani and informing them of Necrontyr presence may force them to reorient their guns towards the Prince Sendai. You can't plunder if you are dead or your ships are down.
 
Is Prince Sendai Necrontyr?
... It took me a moment, but then it hit me. Why was I so blind? They're called Necron Dynasties.

Of course Nemesor Zahndrekh, the Necron who famously declared
that he was never insane said:
Even if we all ceased to be flesh and blood millions of years ago, which of course I don't believe for a moment,' – Zahndrekh actually winked – 'wouldn't it have suited us better to live in denial of that, as some fools might say I had done? Wouldn't it be better, Obyron, just to accept our fate, and enjoy immortality for the everlasting life of merry campaigning it has proved to be?"
would have a son.
Definitely want to contact the Azure Dragoons, but I'm not sure on Ancient Vessel vs Prince Sendai.
Would the fact the Ancient Vessel is likley a remnant of the Chaos Legions, and probably even the Horus Heresy, sway you one way or the other? It's made in the almost-arrowhead style of Chaos ships, rather than the bulky plow-head of 40k Imperial vessels. Even a ten thousand year old ship would be a prize, much less a twenty thousand, before getting into whatever our sibling of artifice and machinery did in tinkering.

Shame @Alectai hasn't mentioned its weight class. If I had that, I could tell if it potentially belonged to someone we know. Or even BL's favorite edgy Yu-Gi-Oh nerd. But if it's just an Escort-class... eh.
 
Goodness but you don't need another Hogulus Nemea challenging the Flower Knights to a jousting contest, that was just embarrassing for all parties involved.

...

They do say he was delicious though.
Wow, this sounds hilarious. ... Was this a sapient swine literally challenging our knights to a jousting contest, or is it just figurative language indicating that it attacked the biggest adversaries available?

Maybe we should make another one, just for the Necrontyr guy - he's here for a challenge, let's give him one we won't feel bad about him winning.

The ancient vessel is my biggest worry. Sure it looks like they are in somewhat dire straights and their god seems weaker than the VM but I do not want another cult spreading on our homeworld.
She's pretty clearly our sister, Azure Magus. It'd be okay because she's family.

the publicani are the difference between staying hidden another couple centuries or getting a crusade incoming next turn
He's seen the Obviously Heretical infrastructure and declared his intent to plunder. I don't think he's more worth talking to than people who could actually become allies.


So, let's talk to the guys who may have gotten f*cked up as a consequence of our "you can just not be jack-booted enforcers of GrimDark" conversation and to our hilariously chuuni sister who happens to be a goddess of Fate and might just be able to tilt the odds in this clusterfrack. Let's talk to the two who are most likely to be friend-shaped. The two least likely to have one of the Great Powers of the galaxy on their side. The two who are already damaged and who most need a warning of exactly what mess they're heading into.

[X] The Azure Dragoons
[X] The Ancient Vessel
 
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[Success! Fringe elements of the Verdant Cult had gotten the wrong idea, and were indulging in dark rituals in hopes of gathering the blessing of the you that surely had to exist underneath all of your niceness. Needless to say, once this came to your attention, you put a proper stop to it and now everything is perfectly fine and dandy again! You don't have to worry about some fringe sect popping up now and making you look bad!]
Yeah this was always going to be an issue once we unlocked sorcery.

And we're going to have to KEEP policing our people once our area of influence expands to ensure that this sort of thing never goes mainstream, as worshippers can warp the gods just as much as the gods can effect them in large enough numbers and stupid people come in all shapes and sizes.
 
[X] The Azure Dragoons
[X] The Ancient Vessel


It's a tough call, but if it indeed is merely first step of upcoming mess, our best bet is likely to warn those two that shit's about to go down.
Sendai's a viable option, but he probably is not interested in talking...
Hm.

He was lurking and saw The Tree. Yet, he only got excited now.
Is his target Publicani?
If so, well, I would say let them fight, honestly.
 
I think I'm going for contacting the Ancient Vessel, plus the Azure Dragoons, but that one is pretty much universally agreed upon I think. Those two seem to be the ones that we would have the most chance of benefitting contacting now, while Prince Sendai seems like someone we could maybe contact afterwards. First "honorable battle" and all that to see if we are worth his time, then maybe after that a semi-friendly contact?

But mostly, I don't want to let the chance of making a contact with two of the factions that I think are the most likely favorable to long-term alliance to slip by.

[X] The Ancient Vessel
[X] The Azure Dragoons
I don't think so. This Prince Sendai is clearly seeking a battle. So he most likely going to shoot first than ask. I think it is much better for us to contact them now and told him that there are much more interesting Publicani Fleet for them to bash their head in than us. Also this will also going to be a good distraction for the Dragoons and the Mage to come port if they decide to battle in space.
 
We owe them a favor; they're why we got the Cog way back in Turn 09, and that's how we used the Artifice Domain on the Necron Ship, which got us the Lotus Star Reactor - and was one part of what made the Earthblood action as cheap as it was.
I disagree. Yes, their presence was advantageous to us a while back, but that was entirely coincidental on Azure's part. In fact, if you recall he threw down stuff to distract us while he left after scouting our planet out for looting after we were bombed to death.

I'm not antagonistic to the guy, but to say that we owe him a favor is far too much credit.
 
I've been told that Necrons are likely to defeat the Publicani handily if they fight.

All the more reason to Inform the Publicani - if they take Necrontyr threat seriously they just might leave than get entangled in this battle.

[X] The Publicani Fleet

[ ] The Ancient Vessel

[ ] Prince Sendai's Expedition

[X] The Azure Dragoons
 
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