The Toy Soldier
- A man in uniform made of varnished and painted wood
- Hounded by the Used Automobile Salesman, will make focusing very difficult
- Commander of the 1st Thunderclap Battalion
Wooden Rifle
- A pierce of wood carved into the shape of a rifle, varnished, then painted black
- Does not function like a rifle
- A good bludgeon though
Primrose
- 1 Act
- A Basteti with sleek brown fur, and a nicely done curly head of hair
- Usually wears a pink coat, and equipped with a satchel and revolver
- Knows a bit about charming folks and convincing people with her wiles
- Isn't afraid to mess someone up if needed
The 1st Thunderclap Battalion
- 3 Act
- A group of Sleepy Sheep that respect you as their commanding officer
Used Automobile Salesman
- Man with a smile that would be pleasant if his upper and lower teeth weren't fused together in a permanent grin, a brown combover, and a overly moisturized face
- Usually wears a brown suit, dress shoes, and carries a briefcase
- Moves instantly when not observed
- Wants you to try out the spectacular bargains on his used automobiles!
- Not your friend
Sleepy Sheep
- Sleepwalking sheep that change the shape of the clouds with their dreams
Lamb Stealers
- Imagine the roof of a merry-go round spinning, with a fleshy underside covered in eyes, and from the exact center sprout many pointed chitinous legs, also imagine it being the size of a actual merry-go-round
- Make a sound like a war trumpet being blown into by a bug
- Like stabbing sheep and sheep-like creatures then dragging them away
Reserved
Reserved
Reserved
The Sleepy Steppe
- A field of grass home to many Sleepy Sheep
- Has some enigmatic wooden fences separating some of the fields