Warhammer x Tokusatsu, where the 11st Primarch get his soul merged with someone from our time, with the help of Ohma Zio, it was he who shall bring light to this Universe.
Warhammer: Next New World
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Summary: It was the 42nd Millenium, the Imperium was triumphed. No longer was there any major war with the Warp or any notable race in the Galaxy. The Eldar has been humbled and live with human as a friend and equal, thank to the effort of their leader Yvraine, wife to Roboute Guilliman. The Ork has changed, no longer are they a race of war-like pest, with both of their god, Gork and Mork being changed into hug loving pacifist by the power of Vulkan, DA BEZT HUG BOSS. Necron was united, under the silence king, with their soul back after a long and hard struggle, they once again become Necrontyr, swore to no longer be the emo edgelord they once where, under the watchful eye of their ambassador to humanity Sanguinius. The Hivemind itself was pacified by the power of Lofn, the newest Goddess to the Eldar pantheon, she was the Goddess Of Peace the daughter of Taldeer and LVII, and wife Aegilldus Guilliman, son of Rouboute Guilliman. Using the Well Of Soul as conduct, she spread her power to the whole universe, making every Tyranids become docile pet.
All of it however, would be impossible without the action of Ziou, the 11st Primarch. In another time and space, he is excomunicated by his father and has other name. In this time and space however, everything was different.
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Zea The Machine Mother
Zea The Machine Mother is a piece of Archaeotech dated back to M3 according to the datalog gather by the Mechanicus. It was called The Machine Mother due to the ability to manufacture STC and the record in the datalog suggest that it was the basis which all STC are based on. It was "founded" by the 11st Primarch before he was recovered by the Emperor. Ziou has use it power to turn his homeworld into a Forge World.
The Mechanicus would like to study this machine, however doing so would piss off the Machine Spirit so much that several Magos are reported to be literally exploded everytime they bring up the subject of bringing Zea to Mars. Only the 11st Primarch Ziou has any authority over the Machine Spirit, due to unknown reason.
Zea itself is a large orbital complexes that rival the Phalanx in size. It has the ability to independently upgrade itself and develop new technology or research new theory base on input. It has a vast complexes of fabricator inside which can be use to manufacture and communicate with STC. It can even shut down any STC by hacking into them and controlling them. Due to it supposed creation date being M3 and it ability to produce STC. The Mechanicus has came to worship the Machine as a deity and some even viewing it as a form of the Omnissiah.
The 11st Legion has been using Zea as a transport due to it ability to turn into a warship, the Imperial Fist often try to compare it to the Phalanx. One of those attempt started by Sigismund of the Imperial Fist by insulting Ziou and trying to ram Phalanx into Zea to prove that the Phalanx was made of sterner stuff result in Zero-One, a champion of the 11st Primarch reveal it secret ability to turn into a Titans. Said Titan then proceed to punch a litteral hole in the Phalanx.
That incident was reportedly result in Perturabo who was on Zea at the time to laugh his ass off in a whole day before Magnus eventually calm him down. Dorn being VERY ANGRY at Sigismund for ruining his daughter and demote him to Tactical Marine and give him a long "time-out" period and his Templar Brethen was now on the shit-list of Mechanicus and was refused any high-level wargear.
The Mechanicus would like to study this machine, however doing so would piss off the Machine Spirit so much that several Magos are reported to be literally exploded everytime they bring up the subject of bringing Zea to Mars. Only the 11st Primarch Ziou has any authority over the Machine Spirit, due to unknown reason.
Zea itself is a large orbital complexes that rival the Phalanx in size. It has the ability to independently upgrade itself and develop new technology or research new theory base on input. It has a vast complexes of fabricator inside which can be use to manufacture and communicate with STC. It can even shut down any STC by hacking into them and controlling them. Due to it supposed creation date being M3 and it ability to produce STC. The Mechanicus has came to worship the Machine as a deity and some even viewing it as a form of the Omnissiah.
The 11st Legion has been using Zea as a transport due to it ability to turn into a warship, the Imperial Fist often try to compare it to the Phalanx. One of those attempt started by Sigismund of the Imperial Fist by insulting Ziou and trying to ram Phalanx into Zea to prove that the Phalanx was made of sterner stuff result in Zero-One, a champion of the 11st Primarch reveal it secret ability to turn into a Titans. Said Titan then proceed to punch a litteral hole in the Phalanx.
That incident was reportedly result in Perturabo who was on Zea at the time to laugh his ass off in a whole day before Magnus eventually calm him down. Dorn being VERY ANGRY at Sigismund for ruining his daughter and demote him to Tactical Marine and give him a long "time-out" period and his Templar Brethen was now on the shit-list of Mechanicus and was refused any high-level wargear.
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11st Legion: The Unremembered later become The Savior
Within the 20 Space Marine Legion the 11st was those with the most widespread mutation in their gene-seed. Result in the entire legion being infected with a mutation result in memory loss and no personal identity within the legion as they can't even remember their name, this mutation also result in them having the the same face but not of their gene-father, but a generic face that people tend to forgot. As such, the Legion was often forgotten during the Age Of Strife and other Astartes can rarely remember their time with them.
However, everything change when Ziou, the 11st Primarch was re-united with his father. Seeing his son as a mold that he can cast in his image. Ziou decide to give a chosen member within his legion to be his champion then he will use Biomancy to molded them into a form that are just as powerful as an astartes but the muscle mass are compressed to that of a baseline. After the molding, he will grant them a powerful belt and unique gear for each champion, they're the Masked Rider the name of their armor shall be granted to them.
Most Astartes and some Primarch view the act of compressing the Astartes to human size as an insult. However, the 11st Legion look upon the act as a gift because it make them the most unique out of all legion. As they have no name, and the honor of becoming the Masked Rider effectively grant name to them. They tend to treat it with reverence that rival what Lorgar feel about the Emperor during Great Crusade.
Recruitment
Extremely rarely do the 11st Legion ever recruit due to their casualty in battle being low thank to their Primarch tendency to not choose a battle carelessly. They suffer the least loss in the Great Crusade due to them actively seeking not to die in battle as the Primarch view the loss of his son as a great loss personally. And abhor the idea to just grab a kid from some planet, jam some of his Gene-Seed into them and call them his son. As he treat each of son as his ACTUAL sons not some guy who bear his gene or a tool to stroke his ego. In this regard, Ziou can be said to be a better father than Emperor ever be.
Combat Doctrine
The 11st Legion Combat Doctrine can be boil down to two world "Learning" and "Testing". They often send brother to other Legion to learn thing from them, with wargear as the tuition fee and in battle they rarely ever follow any doctrine aside from the direct order of their father. Other legion often see the 11st as "The Most Bat-shit Insane Legion Ever" due to thing such as trying to ram a Titan to death fuck a fuckton of Bike and actually succeeded, having flying titan that can turn into massive gun, having bike that can turn into robot e.t.c
The Testing part came from the fact that each battle is trial that their gene-father set up to test their compatibility for the weapon system of the next Masked Rider. Since Masked Rider rarely use the same set of power and each of them are mostly unique from each other. Ziou tend to set up test that related to weapon system that he tend to use.
Amongst the legion tale, it was said that Faiz, the first Masked Rider to participate in battle alongside other Legion was choosen when their gene-father decide to set up a massive tournament between all Legionaire. The first round would only allow hand-to-hand combat, the second round would be gunfight, the third round is sword-fighting. Then he choose the champion of each round to fight each other for a grand champion. However the Grand Champion did not become the Masked Rider, but instead a Legionaire who are proficent in all category in the tournament but not mastering any one of them was chosen.
The test are rarely the same for the 11st Legion, to make the test Ziou often made many new type of weapon and gear unique to it. When the test is over, he will always gift those weapon to legion that he find well suit for the weapon, or the weapon in question fit their taste in battle. This include giving bike and fast moving vehicle to the Khan, giving weapon related to fire to Salamander, weapon that require grace in fighting to Emperor Children etc.
However, everything change when Ziou, the 11st Primarch was re-united with his father. Seeing his son as a mold that he can cast in his image. Ziou decide to give a chosen member within his legion to be his champion then he will use Biomancy to molded them into a form that are just as powerful as an astartes but the muscle mass are compressed to that of a baseline. After the molding, he will grant them a powerful belt and unique gear for each champion, they're the Masked Rider the name of their armor shall be granted to them.
Most Astartes and some Primarch view the act of compressing the Astartes to human size as an insult. However, the 11st Legion look upon the act as a gift because it make them the most unique out of all legion. As they have no name, and the honor of becoming the Masked Rider effectively grant name to them. They tend to treat it with reverence that rival what Lorgar feel about the Emperor during Great Crusade.
Recruitment
Extremely rarely do the 11st Legion ever recruit due to their casualty in battle being low thank to their Primarch tendency to not choose a battle carelessly. They suffer the least loss in the Great Crusade due to them actively seeking not to die in battle as the Primarch view the loss of his son as a great loss personally. And abhor the idea to just grab a kid from some planet, jam some of his Gene-Seed into them and call them his son. As he treat each of son as his ACTUAL sons not some guy who bear his gene or a tool to stroke his ego. In this regard, Ziou can be said to be a better father than Emperor ever be.
Combat Doctrine
The 11st Legion Combat Doctrine can be boil down to two world "Learning" and "Testing". They often send brother to other Legion to learn thing from them, with wargear as the tuition fee and in battle they rarely ever follow any doctrine aside from the direct order of their father. Other legion often see the 11st as "The Most Bat-shit Insane Legion Ever" due to thing such as trying to ram a Titan to death fuck a fuckton of Bike and actually succeeded, having flying titan that can turn into massive gun, having bike that can turn into robot e.t.c
The Testing part came from the fact that each battle is trial that their gene-father set up to test their compatibility for the weapon system of the next Masked Rider. Since Masked Rider rarely use the same set of power and each of them are mostly unique from each other. Ziou tend to set up test that related to weapon system that he tend to use.
Amongst the legion tale, it was said that Faiz, the first Masked Rider to participate in battle alongside other Legion was choosen when their gene-father decide to set up a massive tournament between all Legionaire. The first round would only allow hand-to-hand combat, the second round would be gunfight, the third round is sword-fighting. Then he choose the champion of each round to fight each other for a grand champion. However the Grand Champion did not become the Masked Rider, but instead a Legionaire who are proficent in all category in the tournament but not mastering any one of them was chosen.
The test are rarely the same for the 11st Legion, to make the test Ziou often made many new type of weapon and gear unique to it. When the test is over, he will always gift those weapon to legion that he find well suit for the weapon, or the weapon in question fit their taste in battle. This include giving bike and fast moving vehicle to the Khan, giving weapon related to fire to Salamander, weapon that require grace in fighting to Emperor Children etc.
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Because Lofn keep a Ripper as pet so i would imagine she extend that to a whole species
Perturabo Special 1: Perturabo The Shovel Knight
Perturabo The Shovel Knight: The Knight Of Shovelry.
--- The First Chrismast ever since Age Of Strife ---
Perturabo was ... for the lack of better word ... lost.
His 11th brother whom he thought to be just another asshole aside from Magnus ... ofcourse who doesn't respect him and just expect him to in their word "Go dig a fucking trenches" turn out to be ... eccentric. The respect he shown to Perturabo, his appreciation to Perturabo true talent, everything has been very ... endearing.
It remind Perturabo of what he wanted but was denied by his father. Instead this time, Ziou actually requested Perturabo to do what he wanted. His constant dis-respect to their father is something Perturabo at first didn't like ... he try to correct his brother ... but his brother was doing that to defend him ... so Perturabo kinda ... just let that slide. He could remember their first encounter it goes like ....
[Flashback]
Perturabo: What do you want ... Brother ... We already did the trenches.
Ziou: I need a palace Perturabo, and it won't build itself.
Perturabo: Go ask Dorn ...
Ziou: Everything that lemonstain bastard ever built either look like something out of a FUCKING IKEA SHOP, lame and lacking in artistic vision or was made out of gold. What my home-planet need isn't that garbage.
Perturabo: So what, Dorn was the only of us who is good at building anything.
Ziou: Isn't it, the last I check, you're the best of us at building. Not that lemonstain bastard and his limestain fisting-loving son.
Perturabo: I wasn't ... shut up.
Ziou: It was dad isn't it, dad denied you of the opportunity to show your true talent.
Perturabo: HE WASN'T ... I ... I ... I ... I
Ziou: I known, you buy into his bullshit ... Fuck him ... he an asshole. If he need someone who dig trenches, just tell Dorn limestain bastard sons to do it.
Ziou: But NO, he tell YOU to dig some fucking trenches even through you are better at building than Dorn ever was. If he doesn't want two Legion as builder, just choose the best one and let the shoddy one dig trenches.
Ziou: In this case, YOU are the best one, and Dorn was a lime-stain bastard who built thing that look like shit. But you known why dad choose him, because the lemonstain bastard love Gold like he do.
Ziou: Fuck Dorn ! He an asshole, the only time he ever good was after our father become that fucking corpse in the throne and his relationship with Boy. Other than that, he an asshole LIKE FUCKING FATHER LIKE FUCKING SONS.
Perturabo: What was that about the throne.
Ziou: Nothing brother ! Nothing you need to worry about ... My point is ... I known and valued your true talent.
Ziou: Then again, If I shown Dorn my "Ancient Terra Architecture Book" collection. He will just criticize the structure shown in those book as "Shoddy Fortification" and start to change them into some fucking ugly shit.
Perturabo: Ancient Terra ... what.
Ziou: I has all the book about all the architecture style of ancient Terra brother. But I believe you are the only one who can do them Justice.
Perturabo: I ... I ... I ...
Ziou: Did you study Japanese Architecture.
Perturabo: Japanese ... what is that.
Ziou: A country back in M3, my home planet was the descendant of Japanese colonist.
Ziou: They're one who built Zea, the Machine Mother. As you known, the machine who made all the STC and kept a database of all STC ever built.
Perturabo: I don't known ... brother ... While I seemingly known everything at birth ... I didn't known the thing you say above.
Ziou: Then it never too late to learn something new isn't it.
Perturabo: Yeah ...
Ziou: In the mean time, my son and I will dig our own trenches. It was good for morning excercise. Your son need to build thing too, it was great to learn the family trade and not digging trenches all the time.
[Flashback End]
Then after that his brother and him were hanging out with each other. He meet his other brother Konrad there ... the cheerful altitude of Konrad set him back at first. But then Ziou said something about burning some planet call Nostramo and taking care of Konrad when he climb out of it core. In Ziou own word "That Planet Nostramo is nothing but bad influence on poor Konrad mind so I just burn it before it can fuck Konrad up.". After that, Magnus join them too, Magnus at that time was bullied constantly by Leman and all his brother except Vulkan, Roboute, Lorgar and Angron. Mostly because Vulkan was a nice guy, Lorgar is a psyker himself so it was like shooting himself in the foot if he bully Magnus and Angron hate bully, it remind him of the High-Rider whom Ziou help him defeat and help him about something about nail, Perturabo didn't known about the detail.
But, whenever Leman bully Magnus in Ziou sight. Ziou and his son just beat him up ... like ... really ... they ganging up on Leman and in Ziou own word "Beating the shit out of that furry fuck for being a fucking asshole". It won't surprise Perturabo that Magnus and Ziou became good friend after that. Then, he and Magnus was good friend too, so they're like a Trio of Primarch.
Currently Ziou are trying to do something about "Bringing back Christmas" because ... "The Eldar are ruining it when they murderfuck Slaneesh into existence.". Something about a guy call Santa who apparently created by Father back in the heyday that get swallowed by something call Slaneesh along with all the "Holiday Deity" . Deity ... he swear if Lorgar was here, he would be exploded with joy and ask Ziou to tell more about those Deity.
Christmas in Ziou word was a Holiday were people would share the joy by bonding with family and give each other present. It was a cheerful holiday to be honest, why the fuck do people don't celebrate it anymore ... Perturabo asked himself. But then he remember his brother saying the Eldar was ruining it. Ziou say they would only celebrate it only amongst themselves, along with Vulkan and Roboute. To be more precise, this event will include Konrad, Himself, Ziou, Vulkan, Angron, Roboute and Magnus. Ziou say he won't bring in the rest of the family because it would turn into a shit show and ruining everything. Perturabo noltice sadness when Ziou saying that. Their family has not been the most "happy", what with an asshole father, and the brother fighting each other. Did I just call father an asshole ... Perturabo thought to himself ... but hey ... he deserve it. From that little outburst, Perturabo decide to be more honest with himself. He can't kept living the lied that his father force him to. Afterall ... if he kept bottling it up ... he could gone traitor someday when he has enough ... Perturabo shudder at the thought.
Ziou: Oh, Perturabo you're here.
Perturabo: Yes, brother I am just ... having a monologue to myself.
Ziou: That great, I have your Christmas present.
*Ziou shown Perturabo a golden Power Shovel made out of Auromite coated in Zavaldust Graphenium which increase it sharpness and durability 1200 times*
Perturabo: Is this a joke brother ! I thought you tell me to stop digging trenches, why are you giving me a Shovel.
Ziou: Shovel aren't just for digging trenches Perturabo. Shovel can be a mighty weapon too, like Shovel Knight prove it.
Perturabo: Shovel Knight ?
Ziou: A mighty hero in Ancient Terra, he save his land from a Chaos Lord with just his trusty Shovel.
Perturabo: Really ... he really did it.
Ziou: Yes, can you prove the power of Shovel. The symbol thrust upon your legion by all of our other asshole brother to be a symbol of menial work and DIGGING FUCKING TRENCHES.
Ziou: To be more than that, can you prove the Shovel can be a mighty weapon too. Proving that the shovel of Iron Warrior aren't just tool for menial stuff and that it can have glory too.
Perturabo : Yes ... I can ... I can ... I WILL PROVE TO THEM THE POWER OF SHOVELRY.
Ziou: Then, ALL HAIL THE SHOVEL KNIGHT.
--- The First Chrismast ever since Age Of Strife ---
Perturabo was ... for the lack of better word ... lost.
His 11th brother whom he thought to be just another asshole aside from Magnus ... ofcourse who doesn't respect him and just expect him to in their word "Go dig a fucking trenches" turn out to be ... eccentric. The respect he shown to Perturabo, his appreciation to Perturabo true talent, everything has been very ... endearing.
It remind Perturabo of what he wanted but was denied by his father. Instead this time, Ziou actually requested Perturabo to do what he wanted. His constant dis-respect to their father is something Perturabo at first didn't like ... he try to correct his brother ... but his brother was doing that to defend him ... so Perturabo kinda ... just let that slide. He could remember their first encounter it goes like ....
[Flashback]
Perturabo: What do you want ... Brother ... We already did the trenches.
Ziou: I need a palace Perturabo, and it won't build itself.
Perturabo: Go ask Dorn ...
Ziou: Everything that lemonstain bastard ever built either look like something out of a FUCKING IKEA SHOP, lame and lacking in artistic vision or was made out of gold. What my home-planet need isn't that garbage.
Perturabo: So what, Dorn was the only of us who is good at building anything.
Ziou: Isn't it, the last I check, you're the best of us at building. Not that lemonstain bastard and his limestain fisting-loving son.
Perturabo: I wasn't ... shut up.
Ziou: It was dad isn't it, dad denied you of the opportunity to show your true talent.
Perturabo: HE WASN'T ... I ... I ... I ... I
Ziou: I known, you buy into his bullshit ... Fuck him ... he an asshole. If he need someone who dig trenches, just tell Dorn limestain bastard sons to do it.
Ziou: But NO, he tell YOU to dig some fucking trenches even through you are better at building than Dorn ever was. If he doesn't want two Legion as builder, just choose the best one and let the shoddy one dig trenches.
Ziou: In this case, YOU are the best one, and Dorn was a lime-stain bastard who built thing that look like shit. But you known why dad choose him, because the lemonstain bastard love Gold like he do.
Ziou: Fuck Dorn ! He an asshole, the only time he ever good was after our father become that fucking corpse in the throne and his relationship with Boy. Other than that, he an asshole LIKE FUCKING FATHER LIKE FUCKING SONS.
Perturabo: What was that about the throne.
Ziou: Nothing brother ! Nothing you need to worry about ... My point is ... I known and valued your true talent.
Ziou: Then again, If I shown Dorn my "Ancient Terra Architecture Book" collection. He will just criticize the structure shown in those book as "Shoddy Fortification" and start to change them into some fucking ugly shit.
Perturabo: Ancient Terra ... what.
Ziou: I has all the book about all the architecture style of ancient Terra brother. But I believe you are the only one who can do them Justice.
Perturabo: I ... I ... I ...
Ziou: Did you study Japanese Architecture.
Perturabo: Japanese ... what is that.
Ziou: A country back in M3, my home planet was the descendant of Japanese colonist.
Ziou: They're one who built Zea, the Machine Mother. As you known, the machine who made all the STC and kept a database of all STC ever built.
Perturabo: I don't known ... brother ... While I seemingly known everything at birth ... I didn't known the thing you say above.
Ziou: Then it never too late to learn something new isn't it.
Perturabo: Yeah ...
Ziou: In the mean time, my son and I will dig our own trenches. It was good for morning excercise. Your son need to build thing too, it was great to learn the family trade and not digging trenches all the time.
[Flashback End]
Then after that his brother and him were hanging out with each other. He meet his other brother Konrad there ... the cheerful altitude of Konrad set him back at first. But then Ziou said something about burning some planet call Nostramo and taking care of Konrad when he climb out of it core. In Ziou own word "That Planet Nostramo is nothing but bad influence on poor Konrad mind so I just burn it before it can fuck Konrad up.". After that, Magnus join them too, Magnus at that time was bullied constantly by Leman and all his brother except Vulkan, Roboute, Lorgar and Angron. Mostly because Vulkan was a nice guy, Lorgar is a psyker himself so it was like shooting himself in the foot if he bully Magnus and Angron hate bully, it remind him of the High-Rider whom Ziou help him defeat and help him about something about nail, Perturabo didn't known about the detail.
But, whenever Leman bully Magnus in Ziou sight. Ziou and his son just beat him up ... like ... really ... they ganging up on Leman and in Ziou own word "Beating the shit out of that furry fuck for being a fucking asshole". It won't surprise Perturabo that Magnus and Ziou became good friend after that. Then, he and Magnus was good friend too, so they're like a Trio of Primarch.
Currently Ziou are trying to do something about "Bringing back Christmas" because ... "The Eldar are ruining it when they murderfuck Slaneesh into existence.". Something about a guy call Santa who apparently created by Father back in the heyday that get swallowed by something call Slaneesh along with all the "Holiday Deity" . Deity ... he swear if Lorgar was here, he would be exploded with joy and ask Ziou to tell more about those Deity.
Christmas in Ziou word was a Holiday were people would share the joy by bonding with family and give each other present. It was a cheerful holiday to be honest, why the fuck do people don't celebrate it anymore ... Perturabo asked himself. But then he remember his brother saying the Eldar was ruining it. Ziou say they would only celebrate it only amongst themselves, along with Vulkan and Roboute. To be more precise, this event will include Konrad, Himself, Ziou, Vulkan, Angron, Roboute and Magnus. Ziou say he won't bring in the rest of the family because it would turn into a shit show and ruining everything. Perturabo noltice sadness when Ziou saying that. Their family has not been the most "happy", what with an asshole father, and the brother fighting each other. Did I just call father an asshole ... Perturabo thought to himself ... but hey ... he deserve it. From that little outburst, Perturabo decide to be more honest with himself. He can't kept living the lied that his father force him to. Afterall ... if he kept bottling it up ... he could gone traitor someday when he has enough ... Perturabo shudder at the thought.
Ziou: Oh, Perturabo you're here.
Perturabo: Yes, brother I am just ... having a monologue to myself.
Ziou: That great, I have your Christmas present.
*Ziou shown Perturabo a golden Power Shovel made out of Auromite coated in Zavaldust Graphenium which increase it sharpness and durability 1200 times*
Perturabo: Is this a joke brother ! I thought you tell me to stop digging trenches, why are you giving me a Shovel.
Ziou: Shovel aren't just for digging trenches Perturabo. Shovel can be a mighty weapon too, like Shovel Knight prove it.
Perturabo: Shovel Knight ?
Ziou: A mighty hero in Ancient Terra, he save his land from a Chaos Lord with just his trusty Shovel.
Perturabo: Really ... he really did it.
Ziou: Yes, can you prove the power of Shovel. The symbol thrust upon your legion by all of our other asshole brother to be a symbol of menial work and DIGGING FUCKING TRENCHES.
Ziou: To be more than that, can you prove the Shovel can be a mighty weapon too. Proving that the shovel of Iron Warrior aren't just tool for menial stuff and that it can have glory too.
Perturabo : Yes ... I can ... I can ... I WILL PROVE TO THEM THE POWER OF SHOVELRY.
Ziou: Then, ALL HAIL THE SHOVEL KNIGHT.
In the Great Crusade, Iron Warrior did all the digging which is why they turn in the first place.
I just played Shovel Knight and thought, digging can be cool too.
Equipment of the 11st Legion.
Because Ziou really don't want his sons to die and having access to a literal STC library. The basic life expectancy of the 11st Legion are significant higher than from other legions. This disparity in quality of equipment also reflect how much humanity has lost in the Dark Age Of Technology. This is also how Ziou applied the term "In great armor I would clad them, and with the mightiest weapon they will be armed" using Archeotech.
Void Shield and Refraction Shield: Every single Legionaire in the 11st Legion was issue with a device that can generate both of those at the same time.
Power Armor: The Power Armor of 11st Legion are on par with the Mark X performance wise, but it only have only one standard model that combine the strength of all Mark X model. It was call Mark XI because it was only issues to the 11st Legion and other Legion that have great relationship with the 11st will usually get about a thousand of them. It also use Plasma Reactor instead of the Fusion Reactor use by normal Space Marine.
Nano-Machine: Every single Space Marine in the 11st Legion get armed with a Nano-Machine system that will change their load-out almost instantly. A Tactical Marine can change into Assault Marine and Devastator Marine if he wanted to in any situation.
Power Chainsword: The 11st Legion have Chainsword that can emmit a Power Field so it can become a Power Weapon as well.
Compressed Storm Shield: The 11st Legion also has Storm Shield that can be equipped as anytime due to being compressed and stored inside a bracelet that fitted inside the Mark XI Power Armour
Micro-Bolt: The Bolt Weapon use by the 11st Legion have access to a smaller type of Bolt call Micro-Bolt. A Micro-Bolt is significantly smaller than a normal bolt, but pack the same punch. A normal Bolter use by the 11st Legion can hold about 600 Bolt per Magazine.
Thermonuclear Bolt: A thermonuclear bolt work just like any bolt but rather than use normal explosive for the core. It use an extremely small fusion core, that when detonate, create a very small nuclear explosion that have the area of effect of around two meter.
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Because Ziou really don't want his sons to die and having access to a literal STC library. The basic life expectancy of the 11st Legion are significant higher than from other legions. This disparity in quality of equipment also reflect how much humanity has lost in the Dark Age Of Technology. This is also how Ziou applied the term "In great armor I would clad them, and with the mightiest weapon they will be armed" using Archeotech.
Void Shield and Refraction Shield: Every single Legionaire in the 11st Legion was issue with a device that can generate both of those at the same time.
Power Armor: The Power Armor of 11st Legion are on par with the Mark X performance wise, but it only have only one standard model that combine the strength of all Mark X model. It was call Mark XI because it was only issues to the 11st Legion and other Legion that have great relationship with the 11st will usually get about a thousand of them. It also use Plasma Reactor instead of the Fusion Reactor use by normal Space Marine.
Nano-Machine: Every single Space Marine in the 11st Legion get armed with a Nano-Machine system that will change their load-out almost instantly. A Tactical Marine can change into Assault Marine and Devastator Marine if he wanted to in any situation.
Power Chainsword: The 11st Legion have Chainsword that can emmit a Power Field so it can become a Power Weapon as well.
Compressed Storm Shield: The 11st Legion also has Storm Shield that can be equipped as anytime due to being compressed and stored inside a bracelet that fitted inside the Mark XI Power Armour
Micro-Bolt: The Bolt Weapon use by the 11st Legion have access to a smaller type of Bolt call Micro-Bolt. A Micro-Bolt is significantly smaller than a normal bolt, but pack the same punch. A normal Bolter use by the 11st Legion can hold about 600 Bolt per Magazine.
Thermonuclear Bolt: A thermonuclear bolt work just like any bolt but rather than use normal explosive for the core. It use an extremely small fusion core, that when detonate, create a very small nuclear explosion that have the area of effect of around two meter.
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Because he didn't do what get him excomunicated in the original timeline.
And while Izanagi was barely there in his brother mind. Ziou was actively trying to unfuck his brother for Big E. To the point where he literally burn down Nostramo before it can influencing Konrad and in this universe Konrad is like his ward.
And before all of that, Ziou got the Seed Of Agito. Which is literally being the essence of human evolution and it boosted his gene to the point he is closer to Emperor in nature as the supposedly ultimate evolution of mankind.
So excomunicated him would meant shitting on his own ideal.
Then again, Ziou barely get near the Imperium. He choose to fight the most dangerous foe at that time and ignore the whole crusade thing unless the planet in question was rule by asshole.
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So, he is useful and not rebelling. I always wondered, whot killed both Primarhs - rebellion or being useless.
This story start before Emperor meet Ziou. In my vision of how he get Excomunicated. Izanagi got send into a Deamon World and got corrupt by the Slaught living there.
Ziou isn't he literally purge that Deamon World after he got a Seed Of Agito and a Golden Ziou Driver from his future self.
So when Emperor come he found a son who has purge a Deamon World and was anathema to Chaos just like him due to the Seed Of Agito evolve him to be closer to his dad.
Said son also got a complete STC library that contain all the stuff from the Dark Age but refuse to submit to anyone except him.
Ziou strategy in not getting excomunicated are basically secrecy meet taking refuge in audacity.
His action are basically so outrageous that he can't excomunicating Ziou.
Like there a time he mentioned Eldar Booty in front of Emperor.
And telling it straight to Dorn face that Emperor only choosing him over Perturabo because he like Gold.
Ziou isn't he literally purge that Deamon World after he got a Seed Of Agito and a Golden Ziou Driver from his future self.
So when Emperor come he found a son who has purge a Deamon World and was anathema to Chaos just like him due to the Seed Of Agito evolve him to be closer to his dad.
Said son also got a complete STC library that contain all the stuff from the Dark Age but refuse to submit to anyone except him.
Ziou strategy in not getting excomunicated are basically secrecy meet taking refuge in audacity.
His action are basically so outrageous that he can't excomunicating Ziou.
Like there a time he mentioned Eldar Booty in front of Emperor.
And telling it straight to Dorn face that Emperor only choosing him over Perturabo because he like Gold.
And no he is not making all that bullshit from DAOT. Those thing are dangerous and he know that.
Ziou Mental Note 1
I am Ziou, the 11st Primarch in ... well ... this world. My soul is a unique case, as it was the bonding of Izanagi, my "former self" and another soul. My knowledge of thing you may considered "break the 4th wall" came from him. Also thank to him, I got a way to gain technology beyond this world, and not just technology, knowledge on how to create hero. Which my Kamen Rider whom are the most well known of my Legion are a part of.
This is my thought on those I call brother, I intended to let them see this after I un fuck this Universe.
Lion El Johnson: Oh, I fucking hate the guy, I didn't even want to call him brother. The thing that make me hate him the most are that he is an asshole by nature. There are atleast an "external" factor to blame for other Primarch. Not Lion, his "external" factor are that he grow up in a forest and has to fight monster there. That's it, sound bad huh ... considered that Angron was literally a slave, Fulgrim has to live in a shitty factory planet rule by asshole CEO that treat it people like slave, Corvus Corax is literally raise in secret by a bunch of slave, Konrad grows up in a shitty crime-ridden hole and has constant vision about a dark and depress shit hole, Mortarion was raise by a fuck face Nurgle Worshipper, Magnus has to literally fend for his life in a planet filled with monster that was born and thrive on the death of his kind, Leman literally got thrown into Death World, Vulcan has to fight against the motherfucking Dark Eldar, even Guilliman, yes FUCKING ROUBOUTE GUILLIMAN literally has to see his dad whom I definitely believe he is more fond of than the golden asshole he call father get kill by a guy who supposedly was on his side, Sanguinius literally get thrown into a wasteland filled with evil mutant, what do Lion have COMPARE TO THEM in the "shitty childhood" deparment. Luther was still around, and I am fucking sure Luther was not raising him to be an asshole who treat his own fucking blood that way. I was talking about Gabriel
Knowing about Gabriel, I could barely stand being around Lion without punching him in the face. It wasn't hard to punch him in the face really, especially when he was trying to point out how "flawed" you're. Even other Primarch can barely stop themselves from punching him, and I could understand why. He always has that "I am the first son, So I has to be the best and prove how superior I am to other people.", he just doesn't shown it. You think Fulgrims was arrogant, you think Roboute Guilliman was arrogant. Yes they're, Fulgrim atleast has the decency to be upfront about it, at least Ultramarine are not that arrogant during the Great Crusade. Lion is always secretly thinking that he is superior to other, he just hide it very well. You think Perturabo and Ferrus was cold, Perturabo FORCE himself to be cold because he want to please our golden asshole, Ferrus was cold because of his homeworld, Lion is cold because that is his nature. You think Leman Russ was a dog, Lion was more of a dog that Leman Russ ever was, at least Leman Russ will not saying that he rather let humanity fall than let anyone other than our golden asshole being the Emperor.
Being a secretive, spiteful, cold-hearted, mean-spirited, arrogant, two-face asshole is Lion nature. Of all the Primarch, the one I find impossible to salvage was Lion. I don't thing the family need him, yes. he fit in just right with the Imperial Household ... especially when almost everyone else are also asshole. But imagine ... imagine an Imperial Family where everyone atleast is trying not to be an asshole, he will stick out like a sore thumb. That is what I am aiming at, I can't just remedy the damage that this shitty galaxy did to my family without remedy him too. Yet I can't because this galaxy barely did shit to him and it was in his goddamn nature that he act this way.
Fulgrim: Why other can barely stand Fulgrim being well ... Fulgrim. I can at least stand him acting superior and "perfect" because that was his own prison, If he want to live inside it, fine. He is an asshole by nature through, he meant well. I could always give him that. He seem to think I was fucking with him when I send Kabuto to him so he could learn how to act superior to other. I wasn't, It just that Fulgrim are the best source to teach that sort of thing. Then again, Fulgrim problem is that he always has to act perfect. Aside from that, he is fine, I would love to hang out with him despite his behaviour. After all, it take outright possession by a Deamon for him to fall and that I can approved.
He did have some marital problem with his wife Rhea, but it was ... well ... It only require some counselling. And that doesn't meant shit when compare to well .... Lion. Fuck Lion ! Fulgrim was more respectable than him when I think more about it.
Perturabo: Perturabo was one of the brother whom I constantly defended. I just appreciated this guy, he has so much potential, but it got wasted because he was forced to do the shittiest job in the fucking Legiones Astartes, digging trenches and doing thing that barely get noted. Imagine being forced to constantly wasting your lives away doing what you hate doing while another guy get all the glory in something you are good at but never really got a chance to shine. Perturabo has to force himself to become the total opposite to his true self, and look at what he get ... fuck all. Thank to our golden asshole fucking up his only friendship with Magnus, the only thing in his life ever since he got pulled into this whole Crusade thing that was good. Just like Angron, another person got fuck over by the Golden Asshole and forced to become what they hate the most. And just like Angron, that leave him fuckass mad as well.
Not with me, my intention from the beginning was to make up what the Golden Asshole did to him. Cleaning up the pile of shit that he shat upon his own son for him. I for once actually like how Perturabo can appreciate the "flaw" in architecture because he realize that it was adding up to the presentation. Overally, I like his style better, I also like the look when I presented him Archeotech or just the tech I use for my Kamen Rider. Those new knowledge give him joy and well, It make him getting closer to being himself again. I think that is why Perturabo never questioned why I don't have the "Xenos" or the "Mutant" enough ... really ... it was not his nature to be all hate, hate and hate. He is a diplomat, philopsopher and artist, his vision of this world was for it to become something closer to Modern Earth. WITHOUT it various problem and try to build a galaxy where atleast everyone don't try to kill each other. He just get fucked over real hard.
Khan: At first, I thing the Khan are just another Primarch who are the lapdog of our golden asshole. I was wrong, the more I hang out with Khan. The more I appreciated his way of doing thing. He has that dislike of Empire and Emperors, which make me really don't want to point out that Chogoris are basically Mongolian, and Mongols are literally a fucking Empire. And China too, China was also an Empire that constantly get fuck over by it Emperors eventually acting to assholish that it led to him being overthrown, repeated ad-nauseum. Yes, my homeworld was based on Japan, but I actively steer it away from the Empire aspect of it
I can't be help, of all the Primarch I hang out with. Khan are well, he a good friend. Especially after that whole trip to the place where Dark Eldar live. I got to bail his ass out after he get lost inside that fucking city. No joke that place is hard to find and a bitch to get out. Well ... he got a Dark Eldar wife out of the whole trip, her name was Lelith ... and well. That kinda shut him up about my marriage with an Eldar. He also like all the bike I made for my Rider.
Leman Russ: The guy isn't bad in nature ... I had to say it out loud. I may not like him and find his bullying of Magnus distasteful. But at least I don't hate the guy because he was a piece of shit, unlike Lion. At least I don't seriously want to kill him and still somewhat proud of him. He also like everything in my legion that have wolf-theme, which is fine. I give him some Wolf Titan too ... like ... legit Wolf Titan ... who walk on four leg and all that. Overall, I don't thing I hate him that much.
Rogal Dorn: No ... just no ... I like the way he act in the Text To Speech Series ... but not the way he act in Great Crusade. He wasn't bad I am agree, but I was friend with Perturabo, so I will not sabotage that by acting too friendly with Dorn. I never like him that much to begin with. He always have that arrogant radiating around him, It wasn't obvious like Fulgrim, or desprately being hide away by it owner like Lion. It was something that me and Perturabo can sense and it pissing us off. He shouldn't have been radiating that but he just did. In my plan the best way for Perturabo to say "fuck you" to him was Perturabo making something that make The Golden Palace look like shit in comparison. Something like FTL travel without relying on the Warp.
Konrad Kurze: Well ... what could I say. I burn down that shit hole Nostramo before it could even become something that influence Konrad. And he turn out waaaay better than how he did in that shitty grimdark world. Because for once, Konrad nature wasn't bad. If he was bad then he won't decide to become a hero. The thing that fuck up his mind are Nostramo and the constant vision he has. Which I got the way to fix it, I just need to take way those vision and inflicted it upon myself. and I has to endure them all ... until I mediate with Magnus and after alot of practice ... I finally focused it enough to be use only in battle.
Angron: He wasn't bad, to me Angron is just another person get fuck over by external factor. He is peaceful by nature, I remember the time where he refuse to kill his mentor, I remember that his Psyker tend to manifest in the ability to calm people down when they haven nightmare or vision, just like how he calm down his friend when they all got nightmare by laying his hand on them. It was not a bad power, actually it could be use on himself to calm down the nail if he is aware of it and train with Magnus. If he really serious about removing the nail, I think he could surpass it with his own strenght by using his latent psyker power and basically calm himself down to the point the nail barely do jack shit. And if he really happy, I thing the nail in his head will fall off due to his latent psyker power basically being anathema to it and being happy and content are what trigger it outburst.
The more I think about it, the more I can see why I could remove the nail from his head. And why he seem to like farming and ... just being a farmer in general. Seeing the Warhound go farming after they go to battle is a treat.
Roboute Guilliman: Like I said before, I don't thing Guilliman is a "lapdog" to our Golden Asshole. He barely like him, that I can agree upon. Guilliman only have one dad and that dad is Konor Guilliman, the Golden Asshole are not his dad, he his father, there are a big distinction between the two. I could see why Guilliman was pissed at him in Message For Dad, I could see his dream where he just rule over Ultramar peacefully with his own family. Due to me dragging his ass down to Nuceria while Angron was in the middle being "tractored" by our Golden Asshole. And basically well ... reverse the fucking time with the power of Ziou II to prove it to him that I am serious. Then forcing Guilliman to see just how shit Nuceria is, and rub it in his face that Nuceria was IN MACCRAGE. Then I let Angron tell Guilliman his story ... without revealing that Guilliman was the one holding authority over Nuceria by being the supreme ruler of Maccrage in the first place. At the time, Angron was just seeing Guilliman and I as his brother and comrade. We did liberate Nuceria from the High-Rider after that. Father seem to be very pissed about me literally reverse time to prevent him from shitting over Angron entire life. Thankfully it never get boil over, why should it. Even when Magnus fuck over his grand project, father never actually try to kill him. He only send Leman to fetch Magnus over, Izanagi has to do something really bad to get excomunicated. Which thankfully stopping him from shitting over Angron was not. How I defuse the tension ... well ... I remember pointing at Angron who look really happy drinking with Guilliman and tell father ...
"Do you want to ruin it. You almost ruin this moment father, Angron entire life, his entire struggle was to liberate the planet that he grown up on. He has friend, comrade whom suffer alongside him. And with all of that power, the first thing you decide to do was siding against your son and stand with the asshole slaver that rule this planet. Tell me, Dad, who are the person that fight against Hitler in WWII, who are the person that fight in a Civil War to liberate all the slave of his country, who are the person who peacefully fight to liberate all race from segeration, tell me father. Are you so blind in your "quest" that you seriously decide to side with a bunch of slaver instead of your own flesh and blood who want to do what YOU has been doing when Terra was still in it infant."
At the end of that story, I think Guilliman seriously decide to rethink his way of governing Maccrage. He seem to be more humble too, which is always good. I also taken the liberty of bringing Yvraine to him ... he has to suffer her Drukhari phase somewhat ... but after that ... well ... let just say Aegilldus is a thing now.
Mortarion: In Mortarion case, his "External" factor is his adoptive asshole. And that never in his life do Mortarion actually aware that he has been manipulated by that shit bag Nurgle (literally a shit bag in this case) and Tzee ... fuck his name was too hard to pronouce ... why can that shitty birdsquid find a name that was easier to ... never mind ... fuck him and his overcomplicated bullshit. Oh right ... what I was saying is that ... seriously ... even I could see how this was a plan made by Nurgle and Tzee ... the blue one. The thing is ... while they're literally the opposite of each other, It doesn't meant they can't co-operate. Nurgle by his nature was friendly to all other Choas Tumor, except Slaneesh who constantly trying to rape his "wife".
And Mortarion wasn't just good at being a doctor for nothing. What I am seeing in him was that he always have the potential to become a great healer, I even correlate that his Psyker power was related to healing disease. And Nurgle well ... he can sense that ... so he arrange that whole Barbus thing. You think Mortarion just got send into a world that JUST HAS A FUCKING NURGLE WORSHIPPER in the form of Typhus in it. And while Nurgle may think fostering a hatred of Psyker in Mortarion was a way to screw over the blue guy, in the end after that Heresy shit show, the Death Guard is a place where despite all the hatred, Psyker still thrives in the form of various cult, so in the end, it was still a scheme by the blue guy and the trash bag. Then Khorne get it and decide to let Mortarion hate all Xenos and Mutant as well, letting that hatred feeding him everydays.
So ... while it was bad to actually admit it. Mortarion entire has been a carefully crafted plan formed by the four. And even if he didn't betray the Imperium, his constant hatred will still feeding them. And they still succeed in hampering his potential to be what he was meant to be. Was it a strange choice for him to marry Isha in the future ... no ... because she represent his potential. If Mortarion was allowed to be what he was meant to be, he could become the Imperium equivalent to Isha, he could marry Isha too because his hatred for Xenos and all that was a result of him living under that asshole. Thankfully ... rubbing that into his face did him good.
We have some "Crusade" where we exterminate the Fraal, the race that the asshole in Barbus belong to. Because the Fraal are a piece of shit and need to be fucking exterminate. Mortarion are practically furious because all of it could have gone differently and the one taking it away from him are literally giggling and shitting (literally in Nurgle case) themselves while he was living inside a cage forged by them. We literally go to Nurgle realm and rescue Isha after that whole charade. I guess now being married to a literally Eldar Goddess make Mortarion smell alot better. Atleast I am surprise that Mortarion have the mental strenght to overcame his own cage and change for the better. I think the mental shock of seeing what he was meant to become and the reality that his life are just a shit show do break him.
Lorgar: The guy wasn't bad ... he was mislead by that asshole Kor Phaeron. I never dislike his religious way or think that father hate him because of Monarchia. Well ... the opposite is true ... in fact. Lorgar way of worshipping remind father of the shitty Deamon cult he has destroyed many year ago. But out of his love to Lorgar he decide to let that slide ... until Monarchia where it reach the breaking point. Because of that ... I got the chance to shown Lorgar all the religion ever in Ancient Terra. It did him good and we all reach some form of understanding afterwards. He clean his head afterward ... washing all those text away. Seriously he look good without those fucking text.
Vulkan: He Vulkan, he rarely fuck up. We do have some issue with one of my son being Kamen Rider Vulcan and all that. But aside from that, he is one of the Primarch where I got the least issue with. It hard to hate Vulcan ... really.
Corvus Corax: While he may sound edgy, I don't thing the guy is bad in nature. Do a bad guy want to overthrow tyrant and liberate people ... no. Seriously ... why he and Angron don't get along well in the grimdark shitty at fuck timeline is something I don't understand ... actually ... because it wasn't grimderp enough for Geedubs.
Ferrus Manus: Let see ... there was a time were I send one of my son ... Kamen Rider Kikai to their legion. The aount of cybernetic modification I made to his body seriously kink shame the shit out of those guy, making them re-think their life again. I remember Ferrus Manus came to my door and asking me what the fuck I was doing to my son and I answer him with "THE FLESH IS WEEEEAK". It was one of those moment where you realize how bad you're because some other guy was acting like you and rub it into your face.
This is my thought on those I call brother, I intended to let them see this after I un fuck this Universe.
Lion El Johnson: Oh, I fucking hate the guy, I didn't even want to call him brother. The thing that make me hate him the most are that he is an asshole by nature. There are atleast an "external" factor to blame for other Primarch. Not Lion, his "external" factor are that he grow up in a forest and has to fight monster there. That's it, sound bad huh ... considered that Angron was literally a slave, Fulgrim has to live in a shitty factory planet rule by asshole CEO that treat it people like slave, Corvus Corax is literally raise in secret by a bunch of slave, Konrad grows up in a shitty crime-ridden hole and has constant vision about a dark and depress shit hole, Mortarion was raise by a fuck face Nurgle Worshipper, Magnus has to literally fend for his life in a planet filled with monster that was born and thrive on the death of his kind, Leman literally got thrown into Death World, Vulcan has to fight against the motherfucking Dark Eldar, even Guilliman, yes FUCKING ROUBOUTE GUILLIMAN literally has to see his dad whom I definitely believe he is more fond of than the golden asshole he call father get kill by a guy who supposedly was on his side, Sanguinius literally get thrown into a wasteland filled with evil mutant, what do Lion have COMPARE TO THEM in the "shitty childhood" deparment. Luther was still around, and I am fucking sure Luther was not raising him to be an asshole who treat his own fucking blood that way. I was talking about Gabriel
Knowing about Gabriel, I could barely stand being around Lion without punching him in the face. It wasn't hard to punch him in the face really, especially when he was trying to point out how "flawed" you're. Even other Primarch can barely stop themselves from punching him, and I could understand why. He always has that "I am the first son, So I has to be the best and prove how superior I am to other people.", he just doesn't shown it. You think Fulgrims was arrogant, you think Roboute Guilliman was arrogant. Yes they're, Fulgrim atleast has the decency to be upfront about it, at least Ultramarine are not that arrogant during the Great Crusade. Lion is always secretly thinking that he is superior to other, he just hide it very well. You think Perturabo and Ferrus was cold, Perturabo FORCE himself to be cold because he want to please our golden asshole, Ferrus was cold because of his homeworld, Lion is cold because that is his nature. You think Leman Russ was a dog, Lion was more of a dog that Leman Russ ever was, at least Leman Russ will not saying that he rather let humanity fall than let anyone other than our golden asshole being the Emperor.
Being a secretive, spiteful, cold-hearted, mean-spirited, arrogant, two-face asshole is Lion nature. Of all the Primarch, the one I find impossible to salvage was Lion. I don't thing the family need him, yes. he fit in just right with the Imperial Household ... especially when almost everyone else are also asshole. But imagine ... imagine an Imperial Family where everyone atleast is trying not to be an asshole, he will stick out like a sore thumb. That is what I am aiming at, I can't just remedy the damage that this shitty galaxy did to my family without remedy him too. Yet I can't because this galaxy barely did shit to him and it was in his goddamn nature that he act this way.
Fulgrim: Why other can barely stand Fulgrim being well ... Fulgrim. I can at least stand him acting superior and "perfect" because that was his own prison, If he want to live inside it, fine. He is an asshole by nature through, he meant well. I could always give him that. He seem to think I was fucking with him when I send Kabuto to him so he could learn how to act superior to other. I wasn't, It just that Fulgrim are the best source to teach that sort of thing. Then again, Fulgrim problem is that he always has to act perfect. Aside from that, he is fine, I would love to hang out with him despite his behaviour. After all, it take outright possession by a Deamon for him to fall and that I can approved.
He did have some marital problem with his wife Rhea, but it was ... well ... It only require some counselling. And that doesn't meant shit when compare to well .... Lion. Fuck Lion ! Fulgrim was more respectable than him when I think more about it.
Perturabo: Perturabo was one of the brother whom I constantly defended. I just appreciated this guy, he has so much potential, but it got wasted because he was forced to do the shittiest job in the fucking Legiones Astartes, digging trenches and doing thing that barely get noted. Imagine being forced to constantly wasting your lives away doing what you hate doing while another guy get all the glory in something you are good at but never really got a chance to shine. Perturabo has to force himself to become the total opposite to his true self, and look at what he get ... fuck all. Thank to our golden asshole fucking up his only friendship with Magnus, the only thing in his life ever since he got pulled into this whole Crusade thing that was good. Just like Angron, another person got fuck over by the Golden Asshole and forced to become what they hate the most. And just like Angron, that leave him fuckass mad as well.
Not with me, my intention from the beginning was to make up what the Golden Asshole did to him. Cleaning up the pile of shit that he shat upon his own son for him. I for once actually like how Perturabo can appreciate the "flaw" in architecture because he realize that it was adding up to the presentation. Overally, I like his style better, I also like the look when I presented him Archeotech or just the tech I use for my Kamen Rider. Those new knowledge give him joy and well, It make him getting closer to being himself again. I think that is why Perturabo never questioned why I don't have the "Xenos" or the "Mutant" enough ... really ... it was not his nature to be all hate, hate and hate. He is a diplomat, philopsopher and artist, his vision of this world was for it to become something closer to Modern Earth. WITHOUT it various problem and try to build a galaxy where atleast everyone don't try to kill each other. He just get fucked over real hard.
Khan: At first, I thing the Khan are just another Primarch who are the lapdog of our golden asshole. I was wrong, the more I hang out with Khan. The more I appreciated his way of doing thing. He has that dislike of Empire and Emperors, which make me really don't want to point out that Chogoris are basically Mongolian, and Mongols are literally a fucking Empire. And China too, China was also an Empire that constantly get fuck over by it Emperors eventually acting to assholish that it led to him being overthrown, repeated ad-nauseum. Yes, my homeworld was based on Japan, but I actively steer it away from the Empire aspect of it
I can't be help, of all the Primarch I hang out with. Khan are well, he a good friend. Especially after that whole trip to the place where Dark Eldar live. I got to bail his ass out after he get lost inside that fucking city. No joke that place is hard to find and a bitch to get out. Well ... he got a Dark Eldar wife out of the whole trip, her name was Lelith ... and well. That kinda shut him up about my marriage with an Eldar. He also like all the bike I made for my Rider.
Leman Russ: The guy isn't bad in nature ... I had to say it out loud. I may not like him and find his bullying of Magnus distasteful. But at least I don't hate the guy because he was a piece of shit, unlike Lion. At least I don't seriously want to kill him and still somewhat proud of him. He also like everything in my legion that have wolf-theme, which is fine. I give him some Wolf Titan too ... like ... legit Wolf Titan ... who walk on four leg and all that. Overall, I don't thing I hate him that much.
Rogal Dorn: No ... just no ... I like the way he act in the Text To Speech Series ... but not the way he act in Great Crusade. He wasn't bad I am agree, but I was friend with Perturabo, so I will not sabotage that by acting too friendly with Dorn. I never like him that much to begin with. He always have that arrogant radiating around him, It wasn't obvious like Fulgrim, or desprately being hide away by it owner like Lion. It was something that me and Perturabo can sense and it pissing us off. He shouldn't have been radiating that but he just did. In my plan the best way for Perturabo to say "fuck you" to him was Perturabo making something that make The Golden Palace look like shit in comparison. Something like FTL travel without relying on the Warp.
Konrad Kurze: Well ... what could I say. I burn down that shit hole Nostramo before it could even become something that influence Konrad. And he turn out waaaay better than how he did in that shitty grimdark world. Because for once, Konrad nature wasn't bad. If he was bad then he won't decide to become a hero. The thing that fuck up his mind are Nostramo and the constant vision he has. Which I got the way to fix it, I just need to take way those vision and inflicted it upon myself. and I has to endure them all ... until I mediate with Magnus and after alot of practice ... I finally focused it enough to be use only in battle.
Angron: He wasn't bad, to me Angron is just another person get fuck over by external factor. He is peaceful by nature, I remember the time where he refuse to kill his mentor, I remember that his Psyker tend to manifest in the ability to calm people down when they haven nightmare or vision, just like how he calm down his friend when they all got nightmare by laying his hand on them. It was not a bad power, actually it could be use on himself to calm down the nail if he is aware of it and train with Magnus. If he really serious about removing the nail, I think he could surpass it with his own strenght by using his latent psyker power and basically calm himself down to the point the nail barely do jack shit. And if he really happy, I thing the nail in his head will fall off due to his latent psyker power basically being anathema to it and being happy and content are what trigger it outburst.
The more I think about it, the more I can see why I could remove the nail from his head. And why he seem to like farming and ... just being a farmer in general. Seeing the Warhound go farming after they go to battle is a treat.
Roboute Guilliman: Like I said before, I don't thing Guilliman is a "lapdog" to our Golden Asshole. He barely like him, that I can agree upon. Guilliman only have one dad and that dad is Konor Guilliman, the Golden Asshole are not his dad, he his father, there are a big distinction between the two. I could see why Guilliman was pissed at him in Message For Dad, I could see his dream where he just rule over Ultramar peacefully with his own family. Due to me dragging his ass down to Nuceria while Angron was in the middle being "tractored" by our Golden Asshole. And basically well ... reverse the fucking time with the power of Ziou II to prove it to him that I am serious. Then forcing Guilliman to see just how shit Nuceria is, and rub it in his face that Nuceria was IN MACCRAGE. Then I let Angron tell Guilliman his story ... without revealing that Guilliman was the one holding authority over Nuceria by being the supreme ruler of Maccrage in the first place. At the time, Angron was just seeing Guilliman and I as his brother and comrade. We did liberate Nuceria from the High-Rider after that. Father seem to be very pissed about me literally reverse time to prevent him from shitting over Angron entire life. Thankfully it never get boil over, why should it. Even when Magnus fuck over his grand project, father never actually try to kill him. He only send Leman to fetch Magnus over, Izanagi has to do something really bad to get excomunicated. Which thankfully stopping him from shitting over Angron was not. How I defuse the tension ... well ... I remember pointing at Angron who look really happy drinking with Guilliman and tell father ...
"Do you want to ruin it. You almost ruin this moment father, Angron entire life, his entire struggle was to liberate the planet that he grown up on. He has friend, comrade whom suffer alongside him. And with all of that power, the first thing you decide to do was siding against your son and stand with the asshole slaver that rule this planet. Tell me, Dad, who are the person that fight against Hitler in WWII, who are the person that fight in a Civil War to liberate all the slave of his country, who are the person who peacefully fight to liberate all race from segeration, tell me father. Are you so blind in your "quest" that you seriously decide to side with a bunch of slaver instead of your own flesh and blood who want to do what YOU has been doing when Terra was still in it infant."
At the end of that story, I think Guilliman seriously decide to rethink his way of governing Maccrage. He seem to be more humble too, which is always good. I also taken the liberty of bringing Yvraine to him ... he has to suffer her Drukhari phase somewhat ... but after that ... well ... let just say Aegilldus is a thing now.
Mortarion: In Mortarion case, his "External" factor is his adoptive asshole. And that never in his life do Mortarion actually aware that he has been manipulated by that shit bag Nurgle (literally a shit bag in this case) and Tzee ... fuck his name was too hard to pronouce ... why can that shitty birdsquid find a name that was easier to ... never mind ... fuck him and his overcomplicated bullshit. Oh right ... what I was saying is that ... seriously ... even I could see how this was a plan made by Nurgle and Tzee ... the blue one. The thing is ... while they're literally the opposite of each other, It doesn't meant they can't co-operate. Nurgle by his nature was friendly to all other Choas Tumor, except Slaneesh who constantly trying to rape his "wife".
And Mortarion wasn't just good at being a doctor for nothing. What I am seeing in him was that he always have the potential to become a great healer, I even correlate that his Psyker power was related to healing disease. And Nurgle well ... he can sense that ... so he arrange that whole Barbus thing. You think Mortarion just got send into a world that JUST HAS A FUCKING NURGLE WORSHIPPER in the form of Typhus in it. And while Nurgle may think fostering a hatred of Psyker in Mortarion was a way to screw over the blue guy, in the end after that Heresy shit show, the Death Guard is a place where despite all the hatred, Psyker still thrives in the form of various cult, so in the end, it was still a scheme by the blue guy and the trash bag. Then Khorne get it and decide to let Mortarion hate all Xenos and Mutant as well, letting that hatred feeding him everydays.
So ... while it was bad to actually admit it. Mortarion entire has been a carefully crafted plan formed by the four. And even if he didn't betray the Imperium, his constant hatred will still feeding them. And they still succeed in hampering his potential to be what he was meant to be. Was it a strange choice for him to marry Isha in the future ... no ... because she represent his potential. If Mortarion was allowed to be what he was meant to be, he could become the Imperium equivalent to Isha, he could marry Isha too because his hatred for Xenos and all that was a result of him living under that asshole. Thankfully ... rubbing that into his face did him good.
We have some "Crusade" where we exterminate the Fraal, the race that the asshole in Barbus belong to. Because the Fraal are a piece of shit and need to be fucking exterminate. Mortarion are practically furious because all of it could have gone differently and the one taking it away from him are literally giggling and shitting (literally in Nurgle case) themselves while he was living inside a cage forged by them. We literally go to Nurgle realm and rescue Isha after that whole charade. I guess now being married to a literally Eldar Goddess make Mortarion smell alot better. Atleast I am surprise that Mortarion have the mental strenght to overcame his own cage and change for the better. I think the mental shock of seeing what he was meant to become and the reality that his life are just a shit show do break him.
Lorgar: The guy wasn't bad ... he was mislead by that asshole Kor Phaeron. I never dislike his religious way or think that father hate him because of Monarchia. Well ... the opposite is true ... in fact. Lorgar way of worshipping remind father of the shitty Deamon cult he has destroyed many year ago. But out of his love to Lorgar he decide to let that slide ... until Monarchia where it reach the breaking point. Because of that ... I got the chance to shown Lorgar all the religion ever in Ancient Terra. It did him good and we all reach some form of understanding afterwards. He clean his head afterward ... washing all those text away. Seriously he look good without those fucking text.
Vulkan: He Vulkan, he rarely fuck up. We do have some issue with one of my son being Kamen Rider Vulcan and all that. But aside from that, he is one of the Primarch where I got the least issue with. It hard to hate Vulcan ... really.
Corvus Corax: While he may sound edgy, I don't thing the guy is bad in nature. Do a bad guy want to overthrow tyrant and liberate people ... no. Seriously ... why he and Angron don't get along well in the grimdark shitty at fuck timeline is something I don't understand ... actually ... because it wasn't grimderp enough for Geedubs.
Ferrus Manus: Let see ... there was a time were I send one of my son ... Kamen Rider Kikai to their legion. The aount of cybernetic modification I made to his body seriously kink shame the shit out of those guy, making them re-think their life again. I remember Ferrus Manus came to my door and asking me what the fuck I was doing to my son and I answer him with "THE FLESH IS WEEEEAK". It was one of those moment where you realize how bad you're because some other guy was acting like you and rub it into your face.
He would be fine with his brother fucking Eldar, but I go with saving his wife (Ragio mother). So he would have a wholesome family instead of getting shit on by Emperor.
The thing with most Primarch is that they wasn't asshole or evil by nature, the only one who doesn't fit that bill is Lion El Johnson.
I think it was because he the first one, barely considered a prototype after that debacles with The Angel.
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He would have an Eldar mom instead, because of Ziou action changing the vision that Eldrad have into the one where humanity and eldar unite. So instead of killing him, Eldrad just send an Eldar outcast who are self-aware about her race being asshole and don't look down on Human to raise him.
His mom would serve as a good influence on Angron, aside from his wife and son.
Let just say we have an Angron who fight like a martial artist.
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You forgot Sanguinius and Horus there. I really want to see his thoughts about the two.
Sanguinius is pretty much the Emperor Fabulous Fucking Hawkboy and Horus are kinda just like that before he went to the whole betrayal thing. They're the hardest to write, especially Horus whom betrayal are pretty much attribute to being wounded by the reality tumor and Sanguinius are well, it hard to locate the trait that i can exploit.
Horus on other hand ... I can make something out of it.
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Horus and Ziou just talking ... like seriously.
*After the Battle Of Ullanor*
Horus: Good morning ! Ziou, what did you come here for.
Ziou: I just come here to check ... Are you okay my brother.
Horus: Yeah ! I am ... calm and collected. Like what father would wanted me to be.
Ziou: I know, after the whole ... You become the Warmaster because I refuse the title thing.
Horus: You're just here to mock aren't you. To flaunt your superiority over me.
Horus: I know you doesn't like me Ziou, just be honest with it. I always criticize and mock your behaviour, I threaten to get you kill and ex-communicate many time. Heck, I even draw my blade and try to kill your Eldar wife. Just admit it, you hate me dont you.
Ziou: You think I hate you , because you're a daddy boy. Please, you're the least I has to worry about.
Horus: Right, I see your prowess in battle, your legion are bat-shit insane. And you're the one father love the most. I just known it, I am nothing like you, you're on a different level than me. Are you happy now !
Ziou: Right ... father love me the most ?
Ziou: He love none of us Horus, he just see us as tools. You're just the one less useful than me.
Horus: Lie ... lie .. lie ... you're slandering our father. How could you say something like that.
Ziou: Because he is our father, not our dad.
*Suddenly Guilliman come in and pick up the last part*
Guilliman: What is the the differences between a father and a dad.
Ziou: The differences is Konor Guilliman is a dad and OUR FATHER is a Father.
Guilliman: Choose your word with exceptional care ... Brother ... Don't drag my father into this.
Ziou: And differences between Konor Guilliman and OUR FATHER is that Konor Guilliman is a good father. So that make him a dad, and HE is not so he will always just be our father.
Guilliman: I ... I ... I am sorry about my previous statement. My ... dad is indeed a good father.
Ziou: We deserve a dad, not a father. We all do, and the golden man before us are not our dad, he is our father.
Horus: What do meant by that, he is always a good father to us.
Ziou: You think, let me ask Angron and Perturabo, Mortarion about him then.
Horus: I admit he wasn't perfect, so what.
Ziou: So ... I just do my own thing, and tell other brother that I help along the way to ... well ... just do their own thing as well.
Ziou: We help humanity by our own volition Horus. Tell me, do you actually want to help Humanity or it was just a way for you to please him.
Ziou: Even Leman Russ has his own free will Horus. And the guy is a fucking dog, what make you then. OH RIGHT ... you're the Luna Wolves, you're also a dog and a tool.
Ziou: You're nothing but a tool Horus. You're nothing but a tool, a perfect tools. I am different from you Horus, I don't want to be his tools, I don't want to be thrown away like those Thunder Warriors.
Horus: Will he really throw us away ... tell me ... Ziou. To be frank ... I am honest with you.
Ziou: No, he will not, and I will make sure of it. Even if I has to punch the Star Child down his throat. Even if I has to come to Molech and grab mom so she could beat the shit out of him.
Horus: Thank ... wait ... what the fuck.
Ziou: Horus, Guilliman, here a secret, our father split his humanity and compassion long ago. Before he even make us, so he is psychologically incapable of seeing us as anything more than his tool. I know about that, so that is why I find the thing he throw away. That is the Star Child, our DAD the father we actually deserve to have.
Ziou: And mom, he is our biological mother. Father has been marry to her for several millenia and one day, after fucking her silly ... I should leave out that part ... but anyway ... after doing that ... he just steal her egg and ran away like an asshole and use her egg to create us. She currently on Molech and I want ... US, and I meant ALL OF US to meet her. She is at least far more decent than he ever could.
Guilliman: So your plan is ... to just ...
Ziou: Yeah ... When shit hit the fan, I just shove our Dad into our father throat while our mom beating the shit out of him for being an asshole father.
Guilliman: Right ... count me on then ... the bastard could not accept the relationship between me and Yvraine anyways.
Horus: ... You have an Eldar wife too
Ziou: Me, Guilliman, Magnus, Khan, Mortarion have Eldar wife Horus.
Horus: What ... Mortarion
Ziou: YES ! He has an Eldar wife, but back to our discussion. Are you in or not.
Horus: Yes ... count me in as well.
Horus: Good morning ! Ziou, what did you come here for.
Ziou: I just come here to check ... Are you okay my brother.
Horus: Yeah ! I am ... calm and collected. Like what father would wanted me to be.
Ziou: I know, after the whole ... You become the Warmaster because I refuse the title thing.
Horus: You're just here to mock aren't you. To flaunt your superiority over me.
Horus: I know you doesn't like me Ziou, just be honest with it. I always criticize and mock your behaviour, I threaten to get you kill and ex-communicate many time. Heck, I even draw my blade and try to kill your Eldar wife. Just admit it, you hate me dont you.
Ziou: You think I hate you , because you're a daddy boy. Please, you're the least I has to worry about.
Horus: Right, I see your prowess in battle, your legion are bat-shit insane. And you're the one father love the most. I just known it, I am nothing like you, you're on a different level than me. Are you happy now !
Ziou: Right ... father love me the most ?
Ziou: He love none of us Horus, he just see us as tools. You're just the one less useful than me.
Horus: Lie ... lie .. lie ... you're slandering our father. How could you say something like that.
Ziou: Because he is our father, not our dad.
*Suddenly Guilliman come in and pick up the last part*
Guilliman: What is the the differences between a father and a dad.
Ziou: The differences is Konor Guilliman is a dad and OUR FATHER is a Father.
Guilliman: Choose your word with exceptional care ... Brother ... Don't drag my father into this.
Ziou: And differences between Konor Guilliman and OUR FATHER is that Konor Guilliman is a good father. So that make him a dad, and HE is not so he will always just be our father.
Guilliman: I ... I ... I am sorry about my previous statement. My ... dad is indeed a good father.
Ziou: We deserve a dad, not a father. We all do, and the golden man before us are not our dad, he is our father.
Horus: What do meant by that, he is always a good father to us.
Ziou: You think, let me ask Angron and Perturabo, Mortarion about him then.
Horus: I admit he wasn't perfect, so what.
Ziou: So ... I just do my own thing, and tell other brother that I help along the way to ... well ... just do their own thing as well.
Ziou: We help humanity by our own volition Horus. Tell me, do you actually want to help Humanity or it was just a way for you to please him.
Ziou: Even Leman Russ has his own free will Horus. And the guy is a fucking dog, what make you then. OH RIGHT ... you're the Luna Wolves, you're also a dog and a tool.
Ziou: You're nothing but a tool Horus. You're nothing but a tool, a perfect tools. I am different from you Horus, I don't want to be his tools, I don't want to be thrown away like those Thunder Warriors.
Horus: Will he really throw us away ... tell me ... Ziou. To be frank ... I am honest with you.
Ziou: No, he will not, and I will make sure of it. Even if I has to punch the Star Child down his throat. Even if I has to come to Molech and grab mom so she could beat the shit out of him.
Horus: Thank ... wait ... what the fuck.
Ziou: Horus, Guilliman, here a secret, our father split his humanity and compassion long ago. Before he even make us, so he is psychologically incapable of seeing us as anything more than his tool. I know about that, so that is why I find the thing he throw away. That is the Star Child, our DAD the father we actually deserve to have.
Ziou: And mom, he is our biological mother. Father has been marry to her for several millenia and one day, after fucking her silly ... I should leave out that part ... but anyway ... after doing that ... he just steal her egg and ran away like an asshole and use her egg to create us. She currently on Molech and I want ... US, and I meant ALL OF US to meet her. She is at least far more decent than he ever could.
Guilliman: So your plan is ... to just ...
Ziou: Yeah ... When shit hit the fan, I just shove our Dad into our father throat while our mom beating the shit out of him for being an asshole father.
Guilliman: Right ... count me on then ... the bastard could not accept the relationship between me and Yvraine anyways.
Horus: ... You have an Eldar wife too
Ziou: Me, Guilliman, Magnus, Khan, Mortarion have Eldar wife Horus.
Horus: What ... Mortarion
Ziou: YES ! He has an Eldar wife, but back to our discussion. Are you in or not.
Horus: Yes ... count me in as well.
He got Isha ! After breaking her from the Garden Of Nurgle.
Well,her motherly instinct must win over his creepines.