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but its Greenskin divine energy vs Dwarven runecraft. the two are fundamentally opposed on a narrative level

It doesn't work like that

Dwarven Runes don't play with that conceptual bullshit. Conceptual bullshit is elgi shit, Dwarf Runes work exactly as intended, every time. That effect can often be incredibly powerful, but it doesn't do that "Ram a square peg into the circular hole" nonsense like Eight Wind magic can do.

This is its strength, and its weakness.
 
but its Greenskin divine energy vs Dwarven runecraft. the two are fundamentally opposed on a narrative level
The thing is that the Greenskins have never been know as corruptive, destructive yes but not corruptive.

Anything base around canceling corruption/Dhar is almost certain made with Chaos/Necromancers in mind as mentioned easier dwarf runes are very specific.

Edit: Ninja'd sorry for repeating the same point twice.
 
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[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.

Ranald has our back, this is not the time to go shopping for Gods, and damn, as dangerous as this is it feels appropriate.
We just stumbled into a ritual to power a Warboss, found him at his most vulnerable, then the other Ork God felt like this was his chance to right this wrong, they both felt this was their moment.
But truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
 
[X] You are Dwarf-friend and you bear upon your person a masterpiece developed by the oldest and wisest Runepriest of the Karaz Ankor. Try to destroy the energies.

Evil Overlord Rule#22
No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
 
[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.
Ranald is my second favorite God in Warhammer after Ptra. Ptra isn't available.

shrug
 
[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.

Ranald has our back, this is not the time to go shopping for Gods, and damn, as dangerous as this is it feels appropriate.
We just stumbled into a ritual to power a Warboss, found him at his most vulnerable, then the other Ork God felt like this was his chance to right this wrong, they both felt this was their moment.
But truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
note to self: when we get back to the empire, grab an ugly checker-print jacket.

MAN i love this quest.
@BoneyM you're doing fucking amazing my dude
 
You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies

First the shark god, now the babygreenskin god. It's what Wolf would have wanted.
 
[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.

If this actually works, Ranald is going to be so smug the next time he meets up with the other gods.
 
[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.
[X] You are Dwarf-friend and you bear upon your person a masterpiece developed by the oldest and wisest Runepriest of the Karaz Ankor. Try to destroy the energies.

We are faithful, but if it doesn't work, go dwarf on it
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Sep 19, 2019 at 3:12 AM, finished with 206 posts and 94 votes.
 
[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.
All hail Ranald, a toast to eating an energy field larger than our head.
 
[X] You are Dwarf-friend and you bear upon your person a masterpiece developed by the oldest and wisest Runepriest of the Karaz Ankor. Try to destroy the energies.

[X] You are Dwarf-friend and you bear upon your person a masterpiece developed by the oldest and wisest Runepriest of the Karaz Ankor. Try to destroy the energies.

A couple of things before everything blows up. I have seen mentioned that Karl Franz has been butterflied away but from the best I can see we still have 2 years before the first mention of Karl Franz being a babe. A marriage and a quick birth still allows for Karl to be born. I do like the guy and hope we can meet the future emperor in some gambling houses during his youth since that is all we like to do apparently.
 
A couple of things before everything blows up. I have seen mentioned that Karl Franz has been butterflied away but from the best I can see we still have 2 years before the first mention of Karl Franz being a babe. A marriage and a quick birth still allows for Karl to be born. I do like the guy and hope we can meet the future emperor in some gambling houses during his youth since that is all we like to do apparently.
Didn't we get his canonical mother killed a ways back? That kinda seems like something that'd butterfly him away.
 
I never played dragon age, but good for him. Even if he got eaten by a demon to preserve the status quo or something that is a healthier response that embracing the system.
It's better than that, he was always the host to a Spirit of Justice, basically an angel, but seeing the corruption in the system through the eyes of one of it's victims turned the Spirit into a Demon of Vengeance, as justice would not suffice to right those wrongs. You decide his fate at the end of the game.
Pretty much everyone rebelled after that, you get to decide the outcome of the war in the next game.
I mean, was Anders wrong?
The only thing Anders did wrong was not telling Hawke about his plans, I would have supported him so much in blowing that shitty place up, specially since my Hawke was romancing him.

But I agree that Mathilde Is much more subtle, she would first try to reform the system rather than tearing it down.
 
[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies

Ranald is the God of Thieves and became a God by tricking Shallya, Goddess of Healing, into falling in love with him and then pretending to be dying, so that she'd let her dying love drink from her holy chalice and gain immortality. What we about to do sort of mirrors this and Ranald certainly isn't going to pass up the opportunity to mess with another God.
 
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[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.
 
Didn't we get his canonical mother killed a ways back? That kinda seems like something that'd butterfly him away.
I can literally find nothing that states how many marriages that Luitpold had. The only thing the wiki has on the man is that he had a son named Karl Franz and a daughter, also he apparently had a slightly different name in 4th. Like there is nothing about his life that I can find. So getting a quick marriage, because he is an heirless emperor, seems something that is very feasible.
 
[X] You are the justice of Mork, delivering swift death upon the heresy of Only Gork. Try to accept the energies.
[X] You are a faithful of Ranald, being in the right place at the right time to unbalance the scales. Try to steal the energies.

Crazy enough
 
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So one thing that will be amusing, can you imagine how strange our report to the Grey College will be when it comes to this part? I mean sure it gives useful info, like the origin of the Black Orcs, but it's just so bizarre.
 
The Pettiness of Sigmar
holy shit I did it finally, jesus christ. i'm fully caught up.

and before a thousand pages/the very last turn where our head explodes because of all the concentrated divine energy, nice.

It's 1 AM here and I've done basically nothing for the past couple days except read and get caught up on this stuff, so I don't have the energy to vote or anything right now. Tomorrow I'll probably write like eight posts about how amazing this quest is and how incredible a writer Boney is, but right now have something truly stupid my everything-deprived brain thought up. spoilered for formatting, not length, don't worry. i'm so sorry.

INT. EAGLE CASTLE, NIGHT

Fade in.

A STIRLAND guard walks down an empty hallway, suspicious. The wind blows, and a torch flickers behind him.

INT. CATACOMBS, NIGHT (HOW COULD YOU TELL THO IT ALWAYS DARK)

We look outwards over ABELHELM VAN HAL'S unadorned tomb. It dark. The shadows are moving unnaturally. Abruptly, they draw together and coalesce in front of the tomb. A woman in grey. MATHILDE WEBER, but a decade and change older than we know her. Marked by years of spellcraft and neglect by the tabletop community (who buys a mini that's literally just a grey chick for that much, cmon GW).

MATHILDE
She just isn't good enough.

She steps closer and puts a hand on the tomb.

MATHILDE (CONT'D)
I'm sorry. Things are falling apart. She isn't strong enough, and...and...I know you deserve better, but we need you.

A long pause. There are footsteps approaching, but MATHILDE gestures and they stop, then fade away. A choked sob.

MATHILDE (CONT'D)
I need you, Abelhelm. I'm sorry.

Underground leitmotifs swells and we see a close-up of MATHILDE lifting the BOX into frame and onto the tomb. Viewers do not question how it wasn't in the earlier wide shot because she is a wizard. MATHILDE closes her eyes and steels herself for the hardest choice of her life. This is the point of no return.

MATHILDE
Senthoi.

The box opens, and she removes the LIBER MORTIS. With the slightest hesitation, MATHILDE flips to a well-worn page. She has read it many times, spent decades now weighing this possibility. She spares the engraving on the tomb one last look.

MATHILDE
...For Stirland. You would understand. You will understand.

She starts to chant from the page, but then the room is filled with blinding divine light. Rhythmic, ritual chanting can be heard. The voices of hundreds, perhaps thousands of legendary Imperial heroes.

MATHILDE (OFF-SCREEN)
what the fuck

A shining ball of divine energy descends from the ceiling towards the coffin. MATHILDE watches in shock as divine energy flows through the cracks and into ABELHELM's body. Everything is still for a few moments, and then the coffin lid starts to move.

MATHILDE
...Abelhelm?

ABELHELM (MUFFLED)
...I don't suppose the Colleges teach 'Move Rock' to mere Magisters, do they?

Luckily, MATHILDE is BUFF and they are able to move the LID. ABELHELM is very happy to see MATHILDE and STRUGGLES to find WORDS. MATHILDE is REAL SHOOK. The dudes are still chanting.

ABELHELM
...were you waiting here the whole time?

MATHILDE
What? No, that's absurd. That's obsessive. I'm not obsessed. No, I went and spent five years in a hole with some dwarves, too.

ABELHELM
...did they give you those muscles?

MATHILDE
No, these are all mine.

MATHILDE has successfully cast DECEPTION.

ABELHELM
Hey, SIGMAR, why did you...make me alive again?

SIGMAR (VOICEOVER)
Shit's getting real in Sylvania, I guess? I dunno.

ABELHELM
Vampires?

SIGMAR (V.O.) (TRAILING OFF)
I mean, probably, that's usually what it is. Go stake some vampires, bro.

ABELHELM (LOUDLY)
Aight.

ABELHELM snatches the LIBER MORTIS from MATHILDE and runs out of the room to go ignore his children who've been placing flowers on his grave for their entire lives. MATHILDE looks up at the still blinding lights and stomps petulantly.

MATHILDE
This is horseshit. All my work, just for you to snatch it away! I've spent half my life working to fix this, and...Gah, you...you!

SIGMAR (V.O.)
Don't you ever try to steal one of my boys again. You think this is petty? You've got NO IDEA.

The LIGHT and CHANTING slowly fades away as the HEROES harmonize their chant of 'HOES MAD.' SIGMAR leaves to ignore the CHAOS GODS some more. The shadows come back in.

FADE TO BLACK.

MATHILDE (V.O)
GOD
DAMN IT

i hope to someday find a way to repair the damage I probably just caused.
 
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