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VoldeQuest! The Reboot!

[X] Check out when exactly you have landed and what your situation is -- perhaps your return hasn't been made public yet?
-[X] If so, check if there are some other countries you could take over with more ease. Britain is too much trouble, what withDumbledore and Potter around. You could take some backward country, revolutionize it into something worthwhile and build up a power base. Perhaps get your good looks back, too. And then...well, perhaps your attention will turn to Britain.
 
Repeated from my previous version, since people seem to be planning like we actually are Voldemort.

Original VoldeQuest said:
Just to let you guys know, I'm not planning to take much of anything seriously in this quest, so while I will mostly be going by vote, if someone posts up an option that I really like, I'll just cherry-pick.

Seriously, you guys have almost free reign to go nuts on the write ins, just try and stay in genre. You don't even have to be evil, or feign it or anything. You could dismiss all your minions and leave for Acupulco.
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[X] Shoryuken Pettigrew.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
-[X] In fact send it to everyone in The Ministry of Magic as well.

We will transcend evil. Canon Voldemort couldn't hope to even begin to match us.
 
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[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
-[X] In fact send it to everyone in The Ministry of Magic as well.

If you're going to take disturbing path, take it to the fullest. :p
 
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[X] Shoryuken Pettigrew.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
-[X] In fact send it to everyone in The Ministry of Magic as well.
FOOOOOOOLS we shall be gilgamesh of those idiots wizards we shall have everthing ours with GOLD all the while takings bitchs ass and being all around awesome
 
[X] Enchant your new nose so that you can smell with it.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
 
[X] Check out when exactly you have landed and what your situation is -- perhaps your return hasn't been made public yet?
-[X] If so, check if there are some other countries you could take over with more ease. Britain is too much trouble, what withDumbledore and Potter around. You could take some backward country, revolutionize it into something worthwhile and build up a power base. Perhaps get your good looks back, too. And then...well, perhaps your attention will turn to Britain.
 
Ah, how I missed this. It's too bad there will not be a continuation of Pink!Lord Voldemort, but I'm happy for a reboot all the same.
 
[X] Shoryuken Pettigrew.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
-[X] In fact send it to everyone in The Ministry of Magic as well.
 
[X]Use imperio on muggle hitman or police or soldier to kill Vernon,Dudley,Pettunia
-[X]while at it kill Mrs.Figg.
 
Not Locked, Gonna give it another day.

Vote tally:
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[x] Its time to mind rape potter, play the never ending song in his head until he begs forgiveness.
No. of votes: 1
ebolasos

[X] Check out when exactly you have landed and what your situation is -- perhaps your return hasn't been made public yet?
-[X] If so, check if there are some other countries you could take over with more ease. Britain is too much trouble, what withDumbledore and Potter around. You could take some backward country, revolutionize it into something worthwhile and build up a power base. Perhaps get your good looks back, too. And then...well, perhaps your attention will turn to Britain.
No. of votes: 3
Dark Ness, Prefixmancer, Blue Odin

[X] Shoryuken Pettigrew.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini.
No. of votes: 1
Ultra Meh

[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
-[X] In fact send it to everyone in The Ministry of Magic as well.
No. of votes: 1
WanderingEye

[X] Shoryuken Pettigrew.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
-[X] In fact send it to everyone in The Ministry of Magic as well.
No. of votes: 2
Loktarogar, MechaJesus

[X] Enchant your new nose so that you can smell with it.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
No. of votes: 1
Heretek

[X]Use imperio on muggle hitman or police or soldier to kill Vernon,Dudley,Pettunia
-[X]while at it kill Mrs.Figg.
No. of votes: 1
skaro
 
[X] Shoryuken Pettigrew.
[X] Send Potter disturbing mental images of Dumbledore in a bikini complete with jiggling physics.
-[X] In fact send it to everyone in The Ministry of Magic as well.
 
Ok,people I know crack is good but do something productive with our power for once,Create narrative and theme worth of best selling novel instead of Order of Phoenix plot line.

Begin with actually attack and kill Dursley and drive the story to more entertaining.
 
skaro said:
Ok,people I know crack is good but do something productive with our power for once,Create narrative and theme worth of best selling novel instead of Order of Phoenix plot line.

Begin with actually attack and kill Dursley and drive the story to more entertaining.
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Skaro you dont understand we need to be more evil! lets use a weasley to kill the potter family Ron is good enough then we kill hermione family with her cat as a bomb that will hilarious! CACKLES MADLY
 
zero_traveler said:
*Looks at this*

*Looks at the very first tag on the taglist*

:facepalm:
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I mean the highest crack is the crack that walk the line between serious and crack,a little serious to made us care about characther and crack enough to enjoy it,Discworld principle or Gintama for your choosing.:p
Loktarogar said:
Skaro you dont understand we need to be more evil! lets use a weasley to kill the potter family Ron is good enough then we kill hermione family with her cat as a bomb that will hilarious! CACKLES MADLY
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How about we send Pettigrew to Weasley again as different rat and write a card as Happy Birth day to Ron?.Or made love potion and let Ginny and Harry fall in love with each other ..oh wait:o
 
Don't forget we currently can't smell anything. It'd just take a second to slide a fix for that into your votes.
 
[X] Check out when exactly you have landed and what your situation is -- perhaps your return hasn't been made public yet?
-[X] If so, check if there are some other countries you could take over with more ease. Britain is too much trouble, what withDumbledore and Potter around. You could take some backward country, revolutionize it into something worthwhile and build up a power base. Perhaps get your good looks back, too. And then...well, perhaps your attention will turn to Britain.

Let's go smart, I suggest.
 
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