Superpowers are widespread. Legends and Gods walk among us. Things which should never have been...
Underpowered - A Normal Person's Quest
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Opening - Enough is Enough
adwarf
Possibly Terrible Writer
- Location
- Trapped with a Keyboard
Superpowers are widespread. Legends and Gods walk among us. Things which should never have been bite away at the fabric of reality. And yet in the midst of all of this normal people go about their lives only occasionally witnessing rampant destruction caused by these nonhuman beings. To them it's just a normal part of life after centuries of such chaos.
But to you? Well, let's just take a look.
In a cheap apartment, tucked away in the depths of Lighthouse City's expansive slums, you can currently be found battered, bruised, and bleeding. Lying there gasping for air, one could be forgiven for asking… how did this even happen? Well, it's simple really.
[] You were caught in the crossfire when Lighthouse City's very own Beacon went up against a fresh face on the villain scene, Monstro. During their fight they both ended up inadvertently slamming debris into your frail, human body. Perhaps they didn't mean to, perhaps they did. Either way… it's about time the Supers learned they couldn't just do whatever they wanted, and you would be the one to show them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, and Monstro); Superpowered Focused Story]
[] Bad timing and even worse luck had you caught in the middle of a fight between Hermes and Vlad Dracula, a miracle you survived really. Their blind hatred and disregard for mortals led to many casualties, and finally ignited that raging hatred in you. For those weak, defenseless mortals you would find out once and for all - Can even Gods bleed?
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
[] Honestly the cosmos must have aligned solely to ruin your fucking life. You managed to arrive on site just in time for your boss and his cult to tear a hole in the void allowing a fragment of Cthulhu loose upon the world. Many went insane instantly, others devoured by the hungry dimensional horror within moments. You managed to survive but maybe something snapped there. You are determined to make that bastard Cthulhu and his demented followers suffer.
[Start with Hated Foes (Cthulhu, and the Cthulhuian Cult); Eldritch Focused Story]
[] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
QM Note: In this quest you all will be controlling a regular person who lacked the luck to gain superpowers, who doesn't have that particular talent required to perform magic, and is most certainly not a figure of myth and legend. You, like most of the world, are a completely normal person with just one slight difference. You are done sitting by and letting all of these supernatural forces wreck havoc everywhere.
Beat them back by any means necessary and show the world humans aren't as weak as they think. Expect failure, setbacks, mishaps, and death. After all you are just human. Whether you want to go at it as a solo vigilante, establish a secret order, or why have you - it's up to you the players!
But to you? Well, let's just take a look.
In a cheap apartment, tucked away in the depths of Lighthouse City's expansive slums, you can currently be found battered, bruised, and bleeding. Lying there gasping for air, one could be forgiven for asking… how did this even happen? Well, it's simple really.
[] You were caught in the crossfire when Lighthouse City's very own Beacon went up against a fresh face on the villain scene, Monstro. During their fight they both ended up inadvertently slamming debris into your frail, human body. Perhaps they didn't mean to, perhaps they did. Either way… it's about time the Supers learned they couldn't just do whatever they wanted, and you would be the one to show them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, and Monstro); Superpowered Focused Story]
[] Bad timing and even worse luck had you caught in the middle of a fight between Hermes and Vlad Dracula, a miracle you survived really. Their blind hatred and disregard for mortals led to many casualties, and finally ignited that raging hatred in you. For those weak, defenseless mortals you would find out once and for all - Can even Gods bleed?
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
[] Honestly the cosmos must have aligned solely to ruin your fucking life. You managed to arrive on site just in time for your boss and his cult to tear a hole in the void allowing a fragment of Cthulhu loose upon the world. Many went insane instantly, others devoured by the hungry dimensional horror within moments. You managed to survive but maybe something snapped there. You are determined to make that bastard Cthulhu and his demented followers suffer.
[Start with Hated Foes (Cthulhu, and the Cthulhuian Cult); Eldritch Focused Story]
[] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
QM Note: In this quest you all will be controlling a regular person who lacked the luck to gain superpowers, who doesn't have that particular talent required to perform magic, and is most certainly not a figure of myth and legend. You, like most of the world, are a completely normal person with just one slight difference. You are done sitting by and letting all of these supernatural forces wreck havoc everywhere.
Beat them back by any means necessary and show the world humans aren't as weak as they think. Expect failure, setbacks, mishaps, and death. After all you are just human. Whether you want to go at it as a solo vigilante, establish a secret order, or why have you - it's up to you the players!
Saturday
Say I Tried
- Location
- Kingdom Come
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
- Location
- Venezuela
[X] You were caught in the crossfire when Lighthouse City's very own Beacon went up against a fresh face on the villain scene, Monstro. During their fight they both ended up inadvertently slamming debris into your frail, human body. Perhaps they didn't mean to, perhaps they did. Either way… it's about time the Supers learned they couldn't just do whatever they wanted, and you would be the one to show them.
[X] Bad timing and even worse luck had you caught in the middle of a fight between Hermes and Vlad Dracula, a miracle you survived really. Their blind hatred and disregard for mortals led to many casualties, and finally ignited that raging hatred in you. For those weak, defenseless mortals you would find out once and for all - Can even Gods bleed?
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
BurningLaugh
Shape Shifting Master of Hiatus
- Location
- The Land of Retconnia
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
Let's be honest...this is all probably a massive fever-dream and our character is most likely in a coma. Are we Azathoth?
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
Let's be honest...this is all probably a massive fever-dream and our character is most likely in a coma. Are we Azathoth?
- Location
- don't know, don't care
[X]
Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
Most amusing
Most amusing
- Location
- USA
[X] Bad timing and even worse luck had you caught in the middle of a fight between Hermes and Vlad Dracula, a miracle you survived really. Their blind hatred and disregard for mortals led to many casualties, and finally ignited that raging hatred in you. For those weak, defenseless mortals you would find out once and for all - Can even Gods bleed?
Maybe don't start the quest completely doomed.
Maybe don't start the quest completely doomed.
Lo! Lie at?
Verified Varyingly Verbose Vernacular Vine
- Location
- Hell If I Know
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
A stupid decision? Undoubtedly. But what's the point of having quests if I can't make absolutely horrendous decisions? Besides, we probably don't need to go after all of them at once. Probably. Also we're most likely crippled, but like I said, stupid decisions.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
A stupid decision? Undoubtedly. But what's the point of having quests if I can't make absolutely horrendous decisions? Besides, we probably don't need to go after all of them at once. Probably. Also we're most likely crippled, but like I said, stupid decisions.
[X] You were caught in the crossfire when Lighthouse City's very own Beacon went up against a fresh face on the villain scene, Monstro. During their fight they both ended up inadvertently slamming debris into your frail, human body. Perhaps they didn't mean to, perhaps they did. Either way… it's about time the Supers learned they couldn't just do whatever they wanted, and you would be the one to show them.
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
How long is the vote open for?
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
How long is the vote open for?
Rossum
Not a Cyberman
- Location
- Earth
[x] Honestly the cosmos must have aligned solely to ruin your fucking life. You managed to arrive on site just in time for your boss and his cult to tear a hole in the void allowing a fragment of Cthulhu loose upon the world. Many went insane instantly, others devoured by the hungry dimensional horror within moments. You managed to survive but maybe something snapped there. You are determined to make that bastard Cthulhu and his demented followers suffer.
Things I can see an unpowered human beating:
Vampires or undead.
Non-bulletproof supervillains (think Joker, Two-Face, Victor Zsasz, etc)
Mortal cultists
Of the choices listed, I'm going with the Cthulhu cult because there doesn't look to be a 'hero' character in this story that we're blaming for what happened. Just our boss being an ass and summoning a monster into our world.
I'm all for us deciding to fight back against cultists and whatever horrors they decide to unleash, but occasionally we run into supervillains, vampires, etc and just blow their heads off or something. Also, wouldn't mind if the Cthulhu Cult is some kind of expy of Scientologists or whatever, full of rich idiots looking to scam their followers, infiltrate governments, and occasionally open up portals to otherworldly horrors, get their faces eaten, and the survivors never learn their lesson.
Things I can see an unpowered human beating:
Vampires or undead.
Non-bulletproof supervillains (think Joker, Two-Face, Victor Zsasz, etc)
Mortal cultists
Of the choices listed, I'm going with the Cthulhu cult because there doesn't look to be a 'hero' character in this story that we're blaming for what happened. Just our boss being an ass and summoning a monster into our world.
I'm all for us deciding to fight back against cultists and whatever horrors they decide to unleash, but occasionally we run into supervillains, vampires, etc and just blow their heads off or something. Also, wouldn't mind if the Cthulhu Cult is some kind of expy of Scientologists or whatever, full of rich idiots looking to scam their followers, infiltrate governments, and occasionally open up portals to otherworldly horrors, get their faces eaten, and the survivors never learn their lesson.
- Location
- Everywhere and Nowhere
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
- Location
- St. Petersburg
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
[X] You were caught in the crossfire when Lighthouse City's very own Beacon went up against a fresh face on the villain scene, Monstro. During their fight they both ended up inadvertently slamming debris into your frail, human body. Perhaps they didn't mean to, perhaps they did. Either way… it's about time the Supers learned they couldn't just do whatever they wanted, and you would be the one to show them.
- Location
- Southbend indiana
[] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
Go big or go home!!!
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
Go big or go home!!!
[X] Bad timing and even worse luck had you caught in the middle of a fight between Hermes and Vlad Dracula, a miracle you survived really. Their blind hatred and disregard for mortals led to many casualties, and finally ignited that raging hatred in you. For those weak, defenseless mortals you would find out once and for all - Can even Gods bleed?
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
- Location
- Milky Way, Orion Arm, 3rd rock from the sun
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
Pandemonious Ivy
Panties, Revolution. Big Drawers. Parachute.
[X] Bad timing and even worse luck had you caught in the middle of a fight between Hermes and Vlad Dracula, a miracle you survived really. Their blind hatred and disregard for mortals led to many casualties, and finally ignited that raging hatred in you. For those weak, defenseless mortals you would find out once and for all - Can even Gods bleed?
Astra Myst
Do you want a wish?
- Location
- Milky Way Galaxy
[X] Bad timing and even worse luck had you caught in the middle of a fight between Hermes and Vlad Dracula, a miracle you survived really. Their blind hatred and disregard for mortals led to many casualties, and finally ignited that raging hatred in you. For those weak, defenseless mortals you would find out once and for all - Can even Gods bleed?
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
[Start with Hated Foes (Hermes, and Vlad Dracula); Mythology Focused Story]
Mechanical
Initiate Action: Buzz
- Location
- Somewhere Strange
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
[Start with Hated Foes (Beacon, Monstro, Hermes, Vlad Dracula, Cthulhian Cult, and Cthulhu.); Doomed Story Focus]
- Location
- Sweden
[X] Honestly the cosmos must have aligned solely to ruin your fucking life. You managed to arrive on site just in time for your boss and his cult to tear a hole in the void allowing a fragment of Cthulhu loose upon the world. Many went insane instantly, others devoured by the hungry dimensional horror within moments. You managed to survive but maybe something snapped there. You are determined to make that bastard Cthulhu and his demented followers suffer.
[Start with Hated Foes (Cthulhu, and the Cthulhuian Cult); Eldritch Focused Story]
[Start with Hated Foes (Cthulhu, and the Cthulhuian Cult); Eldritch Focused Story]
- Location
- Orlando, Florida
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
Muggle power!
Muggle power!
[X] Honestly the cosmos must have aligned solely to ruin your fucking life. You managed to arrive on site just in time for your boss and his cult to tear a hole in the void allowing a fragment of Cthulhu loose upon the world. Many went insane instantly, others devoured by the hungry dimensional horror within moments. You managed to survive but maybe something snapped there. You are determined to make that bastard Cthulhu and his demented followers suffer.
[Start with Hated Foes (Cthulhu, and the Cthulhuian Cult); Eldritch Focused Story]
[Start with Hated Foes (Cthulhu, and the Cthulhuian Cult); Eldritch Focused Story]
So... its totally viable to attempt to start up what's basically a violent CORE? Because that sounds absolutely hilarious to attempt to do as some random suddenly jobless person.
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.
[X] Okay. Look. Look. The universe hates you. Just give up, you got beaten up in a fight between Beacon and Monstro in your way to work, and yet some dumb part of you still wanted to go. If that wasn't bad enough, Vlad Dracula and Hermes made your train the site of their messed up version of demolition derby but sadly they forgot to leave 'Divine Beings Showdown ' signs lying around. After getting chucked out of a train, you still, for some unholy reason, thought it a good idea to go to work. Only you arrive in the middle of an Eldritch Ritual to summon a Deep One, namely Cthulhu. Somehow you survived a cosmic clusterfuck the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. You are half dead, you are out a job, and you are utterly pissed. Fuck all of them.