Ch1: Was it all useless to the end
Author's Note; Not going to lie this started out as crack but became more serious as time went on. Inspired by other Genshin isekai fics but more transmigration and wuxia themes I guess. Anyway Inazuma and Genshin Impact won me over but the fishing event is a pain. In this story Paimon is missing for now, oh and spoilers and all that.
Also went back and edited the first two chapters.
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Have you ever been in an unfavorable situation? Well, it was thanks to food delivery gone wrong that I ended up the way I did, hit by a truck and now an existence devoid of earthly flesh.
Genshin Impact is not the place I expected to be isekaied into, much less a transmigration situation. It was just all-out reincarnation, a new life awaited me.
Seven elements and seven thrones for seven entitled gods crowned by Celestia. The first Archons were wicked beings that twisted into existence. From the primordial soup, I was the strongest storm that took on a human shape all because I missed my mortal form.
Humans rose to prominence but so did the monsters that terrorized the land. A technological nation that was godless burned, in hellfire a contract was forged. Only seven can keep a secret if some of them are dead.
Allies and friends withered, but in the eye of infinity, it was nothing. In time I grew tired of the mundane set of islands that I was supposed to watch over.
If infinity is everything then the concept is a short amount of time just as it is a long amount of time. Hence I could explore different other continents, the mantle was passed down and infinity split into transience and eternity.
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The world was at peace, or at least feigning an illusion of tranquility. It was unoriginal but to keep people off my back I faked my death. Yet then twin stars fell to the ground and I got curious enough to check out the crash zone.
She was fishing when I walked up beside her. "So hook a tiny fairy yet?"
"What?" Lumine blinked, except her eyes betrayed her tone of voice in that it was seemingly cold as the vacuum of space.
"You need a permit to fish here otherwise the Knights of Favonius will ticket you." I let out a yawn and stretched. "I'm kidding, so what're the circumstances that's got you out in the middle of the wilderness?
"Enough with the silly nonsense. My only goal is to reunite with my brother, leave this world and maybe get revenge on a nameless god that trapped us here."
"Good luck with that! The land has seven great gods called Archons and many lesser gods, some of which are dead by now."
"If you're going to just laugh then leave." She stated point-blank.
"Hmm, a sore subject. I'm sorry if I said something wrong but it's easy for me to run my mouth since I've lived a long time, longer than one might think."
"Since we just met, I'll let it go I guess."
"Congratulations, you're not the only outsider to this world, there are rumours of another who has sided with the Abyss. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing yet." The lump in the back of my throat was dry.
"W-wait could it be Aether? Never mind..." Lumine seemed to have been stuck at a crossroad on what to do next.
Food always made the situation better. It was about around lunchtime anyway. "We could eat together, it's never good to think with an empty stomach or just go our separate ways. Whatever you choose is fine with me."
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Only a few hours had passed since I had become acquainted with the protagonist of a gacha game. The atmosphere was tense at first but eventually it fell into a comfortable silence.
While I brought out supplies from my travel satchel Lumine looked like she was prepping up to hunt a boar or canard. "Here it's just a harmless mushroom skewer, take your fill."
Mondstadt cuisine was never my favorite but after being alive for many years I had become adept at making simple dishes from the place. "So how is it?"
"Good." Lumine made a face that indicated she was thinking. "Reminds me of something my mother used to cook."
We simply sat in silence and the two of us crudely dined at the edge of Cider Lake. Birds chirped, then because of my superior sense of hearing my ears rattled.
An explosion must have gone off. I guess that meant Klee, another canon character that I haven't personally met, but unfoundedly Mondstadt's red menace was up to bomb fishing again.
"Are those things real?" She asked, eyeing me warily.
"Of course, I am a kitsune after all." Subconsciously I must have been comfortable to let the visual glamour subside.
"That makes sense, you even have fox ears to match." The only thing left in Lumine's hand was a wooden toothpick from the meal that she tossed aside. "In my travels, I once met an evil woman with snakes for hair, but gods are the worst."
"Ah I see, perhaps I know of that myth. Medusa, a woman cursed by the Goddess Athena because another god by the name of Poseidon couldn't keep it to himself."
She shared her burdens and sentiments, it was only fair, to be honest with her. "So what's your name?" Lumine asked.
"I'm Inari, the first Daimyo of Inazuma. Now I'm just a wandering vagabond with little purpose, but are you okay with us having further affiliation even though I'm a former Archon?"
Her eyes went wide at the revelation of what it meant.
"So be it." Lumine agreed and with that, maybe she was of the mentality to fight fire with fire. Thus it was the start of a new dawn, a new adventure.
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Whenever I sprinted Lumine failed to keep up, what a bother. Don't get me wrong her reflexes were keen, it was just she was just lacking in energy, or maybe it was just me who forgot what it was like to be a human.
Sooner or later we'd have to go in search of Anemoculus, little concentrations of pure Anemo energy. Offer them up to the right Archon statue and they'd fix the stamina problem.
Lumine's existence was a puzzling thing, one bordering that of mortal and divine but she gravitated towards humanity more. In my scenario I was twisted into an immortal beast that could only clung on to old vestiges of mortality.
Speaking of which, Lumine also hadn't interacted with any of the waypoints, structures, mostly Archon of the respective region used to teleport from place to place. So that was another thing to add to the ongoing list of things.
Once she walked up to one of the aforementioned things she resonated with it, thus the Anemo element swirled. "Kudos to you for getting your first pseudo vision!"
She tilted her head in confusion. Ah right, there was boring exposition to explain that I had glossed over, better do that quick.
"Visions are the ambition of a person given life. Hence they grant a minor ability of mild element manipulation, but in your case I'm not sure why it works the way that it does."
"So what are the other Archons like?" Lumine inquired.
That was a heavy loaded question I was unprepared to answer to its fullest capacity. Morax, the Archon of Geo, and I were about the same age, so ever since the beginning he was like a pebble that had been thrown at a window.
There's only so much a person can ramble on about the same topics without getting stoned to death. Perhaps soon he would be a copycat and retire like I did. At least the Osmanthus wine from Liyue is good.
Before Barbatos, there was Decarabian, the Anemo king of old Mondstadt. His only personality trait above being a control freak was that he loved his wife.
Meanwhile my feelings on the current Anemo Archon are mixed. Barbatos is young, and irresponsible. Yet, just as how I had left my nation, similarly he would leave in periods of absence.
It was once upon a December when the Cryo Archon Archon, aka the Tsaritsa was a hopeless romantic of a princess. During that time I was but a dutiful samurai who watched her fall in love with a man named Dimitri, or was it Dainslief?
Nonetheless it ended in tragedy when he got lost to the Abyss. Regardless, everything passes and it's infinity that's stagnant.
Sure I could reminisce longer but there's too many details to go over.
The seven of us were so similar in nature that it was easy to get along, but it was those same failings that drove friendships apart.
My ears stood up on end as I took a moment to think; "Due to the journey ahead you'll meet them soon enough but Barbatos is an over-excited drunk, and Morax an unwavering blockhead.
As for my successors, I'm not sure if one of their stories ended in tragedy. The Tsaritsa with her heartbroken aims to collect chess pieces that are scattered about the land. Meanwhile, the others and those in the high heavens wait idly by..."
Of course if the next events were to follow the game then with a roar, Dvalin had to make himself known as he flew overhead. Attention was thrown to the wind and the ensuing conversation was interrupted.
Sure we could head over to the main city and do the entire beginner tutorial but I was more inclined to skip that to go straight to the actual first boss fight. Not that Lumine needed to know that.
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So off to Stormterror's Lair, it was. How ironic that the people called Dvalin terror when in fact the true horrific epicenter of thunder and lightning was situated across the sea.
Lumine would have no sentiment for Old Mondstadt but for me, the ruins were just another ghost town of memories. Once it was a thriving civilization, and the Cryo Archon blessed Decarabain's wedding.
All of which the original Seven were part of or in attendance of the occasion. Yet in times of solitude, it leads to weakness which in turn causes leeriness.
Leading up to the war that ripped many immortals apart, the death of individuals like Amos and Guizhong only added fuel to the fans of war. Years pass, victors are the ones that catalog history, and now the central conflict regards the Abyss order.
"Inari are you sure this is the right place?" Lumine snapped me out of my thoughts.
In the shadow of the dragon of the East, one of Mondstadt's four winds we stood. It was only a matter of fighting some Hilichurls to get to the main tower.
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Voice Line Snippet
Favourite Food: "What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten Traveler? Not going to share anyway disregard that fact, but in all my time wandering the various nations mushroom skewers would have to be my favourite. I suppose Adeptus Temptation is a second best, but nothing compares to the homemade dishes of my homeland. Although it has been a long time since I've had poutine."