The two students gawped silently, Sensei Carwin visibly enjoying the awkwardness. She gave them three seconds of standing like idiots before opening her mouth.
"You have questions."
"We have questions," Sandy confirmed before Jean's brain could finish processing.
"Which do you want to ask about first, the tournament or why I picked Bullock over you?"
Sandy gnawed her lip for a second. "The first one. So I can know how mad to be about the second one."
Sensei Carwin nodded, resting her chin on her steepled fingers. Her desk, which had not been even slightly maintained since the gym's inception, groaned and sagged in protest.
"You know the Universal Forum?"
"That weeklong conference with all the politicians and business heads?" Jean asked. "What, is it a front for a giant underground fighting league?"
"Nah, just the last four days. First three are legit."
"And," Sandy chimed in, speaking slowly as though things would make more sense if taken piecemeal, "everyone just hangs out and watches women fight?"
"More or less."
"Why?"
Sensei Carwin threw up her hands. "Hell if I know. These are rich people we're talking about, the same species that pretends to enjoy croquet and makes their horses do fancy dances. Their ways are not for us mere mortals to comprehend." She straightened up, the top of her desk conspicuously refusing to return to its original shape. "The actual events for the last four days rotate yearly; the last women's tournament was six years ago. "
She opened a drawer, sifted through an assortment of important-looking documents with very large "OVERDUE" stamps on them, and slid the girls a photograph. It featured her doing terrible things to a burly German woman's elbow, both women covered in blood and plastered with bruises as row upon row of spectators bellowed their lungs out.
"That's Sheila Abraham," Sandy breathed. "You beat up an Olympic gold medalist?"
"Damn straight I did. That's how I got the money to buy this place; this hedge fund guy, Bill Reddings, recruited me to represent him at the tournament. He covered the entrance fee, only took 50% of the winnings, and gave me a yearly stipend in return for repping his products and staying on call for any future tourneys."
Jean frowned. Sensei Carwin's insistence on students only purchasing one brand of protein powder, gloves, and technicolor spats on pain of burpees suddenly made a lot more sense. "So how'd that work out?" she said.
Sensei Carwin held up her compromised right hand; she had a never-ending wellspring of stories for how she'd hurt it, ranging from street-rules arm wrestling to attempted fistfights with large wildlife. "Miss Abraham over there shattered every bone in this hand during that fight. I kind of didn't tell Reddings."
"So now you need me to go in your place so he doesn't find out."
"Again, more or less." Sensei Carwin shrugged. "I need the stipend. As long as I tell him that the person I sent is better than me, he'll be cool with it."
"He trusts you that much?"
"I made him so much money."
"So why'd you pick Bullock?" Sandy interjected, having settled on a moderate amount of anger. "I'm 7-0 as a pro and she's a 3-0 amateur, and that's only because the ref didn't DQ her ass for that illegal knee in her debut."
Sensei Carwin sighed. "If I'd known about the tourney ahead of time, I'd have stuck both of you in the underground league a year ago and picked whoever did better. As is, I had to make a choice; your sensei is wise and has foreseen your concerns, Torres. As such, a demonstration is in order." She stood up and walked out onto the freshly-cleaned mats. Her students looked at one another, sharing arched eyebrows, and followed.
"Fight. If you win, Torres, you get the spot. But I think my reasoning will become clear."
Sensei Carwin put her hands on her hips, heedless of the young women staring at her like she'd lost her mind even more than they already expected. "We'll use the same rules as the tournament: you two are free to do whatever you want to each other. Just make sure I don't wind up liable for anything. Meet in the center."
Jean and Sandy, their minds already buckling under the absurdity, numbly did as ordered. As Jean passed by, Sensei Carwin put a hand on her shoulder and leaned in.
"If you lose, I'm gonna look really fucking stupid."
--
Jean flexed her toes, feeling the give of the mat below. Sensei Carwin may have been a miser in most areas, but mat care was one of her few priorities. She demanded deep cleaning after every class and was quick to repair any section that gave way under the daily strain of hundreds of sweaty bodies. Jean knew she had to block everything out, focus exclusively on the woman preparing to kick her ass, but she never could. Her mind rummaged through her surroundings with abandon, plucking out whatever interested it and holding it up before her eyes like an excited toddler.
She watched Sandy shift into the low boxing stance she'd perfected, looking like an illustration out of a pugilistic manual. Jean fell into the haphazard stance that Ash had once described as "MM-eh." The winter sun crept downwards through the windows as they stared at one another, idly shifting their weights from one foot to another. The crowds had vanished, flowing into the local football stadium, and only the ever-malfunctioning HVAC system broke the silence.
"BEGIN," Sensei Carwin bellowed, for a moment the martial great she'd been instead of the asshole instructor she'd become.
Out came Sandy's jab. "Piston-like" was among Jean's least-liked cliches, but there was really no other way to convey the mechanical efficiency of the punch. Jean's head snapped back and she dipped to her right to avoid the expected cross behind it, only for Sandy to instead follow up with a hook that had her teeth rattling. Jean stepped back to make space and winced as Sandy's shin crashed into her thigh.
That was Sandy Torres, "La Maquina." She thought three moves ahead, while Jean struggled with one. She attacked with the same clinical calmness she possessed when tearing up the heavy bag. She marched forward, whipping out her jab and body kicks until she'd herded Jean into the wall. Jean threw a hook of her own as a deterrent, but found herself clinched.
So she drove her forehead into Sandy's jaw. The Machine short-circuited for an instant, and Jean cupped her hands behind her foe's head to drive knees into it. The rebooting sequence wasn't long enough, though, and a pair of forearms intercepted the first knee. Sandy forced her posture upwards, broke Jean's grip, and slammed her to the mat.
Before Jean could even respond to the situation, Sandy took mount and began raining down elbows that probably wouldn't have been so vicious had she not just been headbutted. Jean bucked as best she could, arms extended to parry the onslaught, and Sandy took the opportunity to spin for an armbar. Jean just managed to get a grip on her own bicep to prevent full extension, but as Sandy patiently adjusted her position, she knew it was only a matter of time.
With Sandy's rock-solid technique rendering the standard escapes nonviable, Jean bit the shit out of her thigh.
Sandy yelped and lost her grip. Jean, trailing bloody spittle, launched her hips upwards and muscled her way into top position. Another headbutt crunched into Sandy's nose, forcing her to open her guard, and Jean moved to side control. Blood poured from Sandy's nose and, in her panic, she attempted to stand too quickly, leaving her back open.
She tapped to the rear naked choke seconds later, the pressure of Jean's squeeze sending blood erupting from both nostrils.
--
Jean got to her feet, shaking the cobwebs from the elbows out of her head. Sandy remained on the mat, even as Sensei Carwin offered her a towel.
"What were your options when she got your back?" the latter asked.
"There weren't any," Sandy slurred.
Sensei Carwin frowned. "Bullock, what were Torres' options when you got her back?"
"Eye gouge probably would have been the ideal once I had the choke locked in. If she didn't feel comfortable doing that, biting my forearm so I couldn't get it under her neck probably would have worked, or even just headbutting my nose with the back of her head. She could also have gone for my fingers."
Sensei Carwin nodded as Sandy stared at Jean. "That's why I picked her, Torres. You're smart, you're quick, and you're the best MMA fighter I've had in my gym in ages, but Bullock is a bigger bastard than you."