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Having been an actual male teenager when I watched FLCL, I'd add them to the list of people to recommend it to, it doesn't just speak to nostalgia.

Although, admittedly, I was also a budding animation buff.
 
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I've heard "foolie coolie" is a slang for sex.



Btw, did you get hit by the effect that, after watching this six-episode anime, makes you feel like you've watched at least twelve episodes, to the point of being surprised at how little time has passed?

No, really more like the opposite. Felt more like I'd watched one long movie.

There's a reason I wrote this up as one post like I did for "Bit."
 
In my experience of people with a more positive view of the first two sequels, quite a few came from a position of liking a greater focus and time on girl puberty and on relationships and stuff centred on girl characters. One case involved a bit of alienation from Original FLCL because of their feelings in regards to male puberty (that person was a trans woman). That's something I can feel myself. Like what the series is doing is neat, but there's a gap between it's look on puberty and mine, and the parts where the male puberty stuff cross into my experiences can be uncomfortable or messy in a different way from what the creators might have hoped for.
 
So, after finishing their soy session around the katana
I am unfamiliar with this term. What does it mean?
only in the body of a pink-haired girl with fashion sense and accessories that you would have thought were really cool for a little while when you were 14.
I am happy to report that my aesthetic tastes were never so rooted in exterior social validation to have lost appreciation for cool boots, shoulderpads, and wearing gloves everywhere.
 
Part of Hara's femininity is just about bringing to life a presumed-hetero pubescent boys fascination and insecurity toward sex, but I feel like it isn't just that.
I think you're right. Haruko may in part be some sort of abstract OOC personification or herald of puberty ("has all the worst elements of childhood without innocence and adulthood without maturity mashed into one, she's taking over Naota's life, and he can't get rid of her")... but because she's both that and a highly attractive woman, she taps into the age old question:

"Do you want to be with her, or do you want to be her?"

She's a highly attractive woman who dresses weird, drives a cool scooter, has a cool guitar, has no real past, and above all else has a supreme and unshakable self-confidence that makes her disregard society at large. Disregard all the parts of her being gross and deeply inappropriate in her conduct with minors and that's just a baby trans woman's fantasy.



Some people actually take it as a given that the original FLCL was a form of decompression for Gainax's staff after they made Evangelion and End of Evangelion. That they wanted to make something deeply irreverent and weird and not nearly as emotionally stressful. Being an OVA, it also wouldn't have been subject to body-breaking levels of stress upon releasing it.

I'm not quite sure I buy that theory, given that Eva was made around 1995-1996 and the Eva movies came out in 1997 and FLCL came out in 2000 (and the real suspect of 'they wanted to relax while making this' would have been the 1998-1999 His and Her Circumstances anime adaptation they made), but I definitely agree that FLCL is a flex from Gainax's staff, the kind of thing that only they could have done at the time.
 
FLCL mostly does a good job at filling its screentime, but it dragged in a few places, and I think those bits of it could have been better spent doing more with Eri
While I like the character enough that I'd like her to have more screen time on that ground, I'd actually disagree that there was much more of her story to tell.

What I always took to be the point of Eri's character was that she escaped from having to deal with all the BS Naota faced by - actually - growing up, as the show sees it: by becoming emotionally honest and frank with those around her and not putting on pretenses of false maturity, she got a handle on her issues that let her grow and develop on her own terms. Her quest was over. She won.

As an example of positive maturity, she is a useful foil for both the immature adults and the false-mature kids in the series, particularly Mamimi.

Having been an actual male teenager when I watched FLCL, I'd add them to the list of people to recommend it to, it doesn't just speak to nostalgia.
I agree with this. I think I watched the series myself at precisely the right time, right when I was starting high-school. I honestly do feel it made being a teenager easier for me by helping to inculcate a better attitude on how to approach my own teenage years.

Haruko may in part be some sort of abstract OOC personification or herald of puberty
My own take on that is that she less represents puberty in any physical sense, but rather an internalized view of adulthood as a state that is non liminal because the limits are simply gone: what a baby boomer saw reflected in Woodstock and the hippie movement, we are meant to see in Haruko: sex, drugs, and of course rock and roll, with the freedom to float away from the consequences. Of course, FLCL shows how this state is something of its own trap, since it represents a lack of the emotional maturity the series actually values as real "growing up".
 
As an example of positive maturity, she is a useful foil for both the immature adults and the false-mature kids in the series, particularly Mamimi.

Mamimi's fascinating because she sort of yo-yos between putting on the false trappings of adulthood--her smoking, her vaguely delinquent lifestyle--and playing at being a never-ending kid--pretty much everything else. (Her language in the original Japanese is very much 'teen girl talking cutesy'.) I always saw a certain connection between Mamimi and Haruko--aside from being the two 'older women messing with Naota', I don't think it's a coincidence that the ending sees both of them leaving to find their way in wide universe. (Or that both of them pine for their own unattainable "perfect guy" that Naota is connected with but not.)
 
Mamimi's fascinating because she sort of yo-yos between putting on the false trappings of adulthood--her smoking, her vaguely delinquent lifestyle--and playing at being a never-ending kid--pretty much everything else. (Her language in the original Japanese is very much 'teen girl talking cutesy'.) I always saw a certain connection between Mamimi and Haruko--aside from being the two 'older women messing with Naota', I don't think it's a coincidence that the ending sees both of them leaving to find their way in wide universe. (Or that both of them pine for their own unattainable "perfect guy" that Naota is connected with but not.)
I always saw Mamimi as. . . A bit of a mess. Her clearest problem was she had major abandonment issues that led her - in a move any incel would be proud of - to try to groom Naota into a new boyfriend she wouldn't have to worry about leaving her, then does the same to a robot dog. She also likes to vicariously burn things down, and at one point became a one woman doomsday cult for Canti. My best guess is she represents a person's self infantalizing tendencies that can lead someone into a state of utter stasis. A child that knows she should grow up, but won't or can't. Both creepy and pathetic.

Also, didn't mention this earlier, but I can't give enough credit to the dub cast for FLCL.
 
Kinda amusing that my commissions Revalkyrie Ch 1 and Malcolm in the Middle S2E20 (Bowling) both got scheduled for September, since that's my birth month. True, Fast Lane schedules don't always align with actual postdates, but still
 
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New Statesmen #4-6
Apologies again for the crappy photos.


There is a certain point, after a graphic novel smash-cuts from a gory mass-carnage event being narrated by a child witness, to an incredibly stupid superhero being lured into the sewers by a hooker into the arms of her waiting thug cronies, to another superhero reliving his trauma in sepia-filtered carnage filled nightmarescape and then vomiting blood into the sink, all without any connecting narrative, when you just start laughing.

For a long time. Continuous laughter.

I thought that "New Statesmen" might just be front-loading the edge to appeal to readers coming fresh off of "Watchmen" and looking for something similar, before toning it down again to tell its actual story. But nope. That is the exact opposite of what "New Statesmen" does. Instead, it just keeps doubling down. I'm halfway through the comic now, and at this rate we're due to pass and eclipse "Ultimate Red Skull is Captain America's bastard son who was raised in a blacksite prison cell and carved his own face off at age 17" territory by the end.

And you know what?

I am fucking here for it.

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These chapters are mostly devoted to the rampage that the one optiman, Dalton, went on after the gay bathhouse bombing, its political fallout, and a subsequent investigation that Dalton and his teammates launch to investigate a conspiracy behind that bombing. It turns out that the group that carried out the bombing is tied to a larger organization run by Phoenix, the Statesman turned Christian Dominionist powerbroker, and he knew that Dalton would be in that bathhouse at that time and was hoping to create an incident.

First things first, I misunderstood the description of the event from earlier. Dalton did not eventually go down to sustained police fire. He's still alive, and is part of the team investigating the conspiracy. Which is a little odd, considering what the exact sequence of events turns out to have been. Specifically, after the bomb went off, Dalton proceeded to not only kill the terrorists, but also everyone near them. And the cops who showed up in response to that. And the SWAT team and armored vehicle crews who showed up in response to that. Deliberately, over a period of time lasting what seems to have been at least a good ten or fifteen minutes after the initial outburst.

We're not shown what got him to stop in the end, but the next time we see him he's being interviewed on national radio. And then joining his friends to do the investigation, free as a bird. I guess he's supposed to have passed his actions off as a PTSD flashback or something. The words he speaks in his own defence on the radio are, uh, not exactly likely to endear anyone to him. The public, or the reader:


The horrific details of this rampage - including such things as gas tanks spontaneously exploding under psionic pressure and setting an entire busy street full of car-drivers on fire, people's faces being melded with the concrete of the nearby buildings, the sound of hundreds of bones shattering all at once under the weight of a hurled truck - are all recounted by a preteen boy who saw it all and survived. While he threatens to hurt his little brother's new pet fish.


At the end of the story (which has the older brother's narration accompanied by multiple pages' worth of gleefully graphic illustrations of what he witnessed), the two brothers realize that the fish is already dead. The older brother who had been threatening it, feeling remorse and perhaps feeling closer to his younger sibling after finally opening up about what he experienced in detail, offers to help give it a proper burial. While doing that, they realize that the fish is actually still alive, prompting the younger brother - the one who had just been worried about the fish - to grin maniacally and decide to kill it so that the burial can proceed as planned.


Just...perfect. 10/10. Unironically a masterpiece.

A short time later, Dalton meets up with four of his old black ops buddies - Meridian, Burgess (who hails from the 51st united state, England), Vegas, and Cleve - along with their old non-optiman handler Irwin. These are specifically the members of Team Halcyon, AKA the people who carried out that massacre in England that got the entire superhuman commando program rethought. Because of course those are our protagonists, why would we be following anyone else? Meridian is a telepathy-specialist, and seemingly our main POV character most of the time. She can see into other people's minds wherever she goes, and what she sees is always exactly what you should be expecting by this point:

On one hand, sure, she's at a morgue. On the other, the story for some reason never
deigns to share her telepathic readings with us when she's somewhere happier. 🤔​

Second, Dalton the guy who went on the rampage after the gay bathhouse bombing. He has more of a personality than just being a loose cannon though. You see, he is also gay:



Burgess mostly plays the straight man to the others' shenanigans. Cleve...has barely said or done anything so far. Vegas, however, is a big personality. He's the guy who followed the hooker into the sewers in an obvious trap (which he then murdered his way free of). In fact, he is always murdering, wherever he goes. And constantly antagonizing all of his squadmates. And using torture. All while the others sigh longsuffering sighs and tell him they really wish he'd stop doing that, and he completely blows them off, and they just groan and shake their heads but keep on going. Really feels like they're only putting up with him because their players are all IRL friends and they don't want to kick the murderhobo out of their DnD group even though there's absolutely no in-character reason for them not to.

Lol at the part where Meridian peeks into Vegas' mind, and is so disgusted by what he imagines doing with her that she's compelled to throw punches. And then we see what she say in his mind, and it's this:


The scene is written in a way that makes it seem like the reader is supposed to take her side in this, but um...I don't know, I feel like she maybe kind of overreacted just a tad? Imagining the women he checks out in domme outfits seems like the least objectionable thing about the gu-oh wait I just noticed the nazi swastika, okay never mind she's in the right.

Getting back to those other objectionable qualities, and also the story's more objectionable qualities, Vegas is always trying to point out how the others are just as bad as he is (which, well, yeah kind of). And is always smiling smugly. You know, like he's some kind of comedian or something.

Speaking of people who may or may not strike you as oddly familiar in a way that you just can't for the life of you put your finger on, here's how Phoenix - the story's politically-savvy villain with good publicity - looks in uniform:


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Now, visuals aside, I actually appreciate a lot about Phoenix. In many ways, he's an accurate prediction of how the alliance between big business, fundamentalist Protestantism, and neocon-style ultranationalism would go in the decades following "New Statesmen's" publication. He's used his psi-abilities to bribe or blackmail his way into control of a major insurance company, which he further enriched by becoming a cult leader and bullying a bunch of other cult leaders (explicitly including the guys who were bombing black churches in the 60's and bombing abortion clinics in the 90's) around the United States to swear fealty to him. When going into national politics, he came out in open, chest-thumping approval of everything he and the other optimen did in their black ops days, and got a lot of his base to cheer for it, thus winning over the neocons in government and the MIC leeches who back them.

His followers have also ended up (after bouncing around between choices for a bit) doubling down on the LGBT community as their scapegoat of choice. Phoenix has somehow managed to thread the needle of getting people to simultaneously associate the scary optimen and the atrocities they've committed with queerness (due to Dalton and a few other prominent queer statesmen), and also convincing them that the atrocities that optimen like himself committed were good and necessary for American security. It's a kind of doublethink that hits juuuuust about right as a parallel to the cognitive dissonances inherent to Trumpism etc.


Some of these elements were very obviously a possible future for American politics at the time of writing that many other people wrote about. Others are a lot more specific, and thus feel a lot more prophetic than a lot of similar-ish prognostications from the era. So, the author definitely gets credit for that. Legitimately insightful predictions that show a keen understanding of how authoritarianism works at least in the American context.

It's kind of hard to believe that this is also the author who came up with "England becomes the fifty-first state" and "Uncle Sam turns its entire superhuman army over to the state governments," but I guess he just had very specific areas of insight.

And it's still hilarious that he decided this character needed to be an Ozymandias lookalike. :V

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The investigation itself is pretty much just a melange of extra-gory and extra-depressing fight scenes as the team raids gang safehouses and beat information about their ties to the local Phoenix-aligned churches out of the leaders (Meridian's telepathy proves remarkably unreliable in this one application for some reason, making beatings and torture necessary). I will, however, express my special appreciation for the part where they're moving around the city by daylight and the psychotic little kid who used to have a pet fish comes up and asks for Dalton's autograph.


He first asks Dalton if he "really is the one who killed all those people." When Dalton replies in the affirmative, the kid is ecstatic and asks for the autograph, allegedly for a sister. Which Dalton happily provides.

Beautiful. Once again, a perfect 10/10. This kid is the crown jewel of "New Statemen's" cast.


I am so excited for the next chunk of this comic I'm telling you
 
and at this rate we're due to pass and eclipse "Ultimate Red Skull is Captain America's bastard son who was raised in a blacksite prison cell and carved his own face off at age 17" territory by the end.
Is that an actual thing they did?
And it's still hilarious that he decided this character needed to be an Ozymandias lookalike. :V
I thought of a mix of Trump and Homelander in Arizona flag colors.
 
Is that an actual thing they did?
Not only did they do that, they explained that after he escaped, his first action was to assassinate Pres. Kennedy.

There's also that bit where Ultimate Captain America gets captured by Ultimate Nuke, who decides to lecture him about why America is Evil Actually, and opens with "Let me tell you about the most evil man who ever lived; Richard Milhouse Nixon..." I believe Ult. Cap defeats him because Ult. Nuke loses it when, despite being tortured and browbeaten for days, Ult. Cap still believes in G-D?
 
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I look at that shot of Phoenix and think;

"Baby's First American Neo-Nazi Super"

"We have The Homelander at home."

And if I wanted to write a dark comedy sketch, I guess I could do worse than "young man approaches spiralling anti-hero super who did a massacre, coos with admiration and excitement like the super's a sports star, asks for his autograph, maybe sells it on eBay for mad cash later."
The Boys would consider that a bit predictable and cliched, sure, but it hits the notes of "dubious celebrity worship mixed with deeply unhealthy violence fascination."
 
IIRC, White Wolf did make a Supers game at one point, it wasn't in the WoD but it fall into the same traps of that 90s era foolishness.
 
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