Tilted Home (a Homestuck Quest... kinda)

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[X] Let's get this apocalypse on the road!

How about no?!

[X] Attempt not to panic, fail spectacularly. Acquire basement sword.

Okay, okay Jenn. This is just a little bit of bullshit and even if you're 99% sure that what TA is working on is basically Sburb, there's still a chance that it is not. You could get lucky!

Yeah!



Haha who are you kidding, you're so fucking fucked. God you're so totally fucked. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...You're going to need to have words with him and everyone who agreed to his shitty idea. And you're probably going to whack them with your sword.

Speaking of a sword... your ruler could probably handle whatever creepy shit lies down in the basement. You exit your room and make the trek to the basement stairs.

When you get to the bottom floor, you clutch your ruler tightly then see

Hey wait a fucking minute what the fuck---

Miles away and minutes before, but not many, the girl with the screen name of geneticTamper is fiddling with some scraps of paper and copying down what she sees onto the screen.

She seems really busy, too busy to ask her name. Maybe if you guess it right, she'll respond?

[] Write-in name guess
 
[X] Scribbles McGee
Without even looking up, you can feel the young woman's distain, and the name-plaque crumbles to dust.
Alright then, how about...
[X] Keri Rabson
 
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[X] HEY YOU! Tell us your name, already!

She's tuned you out, but you think you can see her glare at you for a second.

[X] Keri Rabson

Ding ding ding!



Your name is Keri Rabson and you are really busy attempting to decipher what, exactly, your friend wants you to code out.

You are often the go-to SMART ONE of your friend group, due to you living in a tricked out SCIENCE LAB with your DAD. While you prefer to study things like BIOLOGY and GENEALOGY, you're well-versed enough in most things scientifically inclined to be the go-to adviser. As well as being really good at PROGRAMMING, which is the reason you were asked to help anyways.

Somewhere in the lab is your collection of ANIME & MANGA. There are only 11 other people in this world who know the depths of your otaku-ness. Not even your DAD knows. The main reason he doesn't know is because you have cleverly hidden your stash behind MURDER MYSTERY NOVELS. Luckily you enjoy those too, so it all works out.

You think you've almost got it, too. What your friend needs you to figure out, you mean. But you're too focused on the minutia of it, you think.

Time to deploy the Shower Effect. Or is it Affect? You can never be sure.

[] What to do?
 
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