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Dr. Barber: [Shows ████████ a photo of the anomaly] Do you know what this is?

████████: Y-yes.

Dr. Barber: Is it "He-Who-Made-Dark"?

████████: No. [pauses] It is his shadow.
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Dr. Barber: [Shows ████████ a photo of the anomaly] Do you know what this is?

████████: Y-yes.

Dr. Barber: Is it "He-Who-Made-Dark"?

████████: No. [pauses] It is his shadow.

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He didn't fall, or fly, or take-off. There wasn't anything in the sky that took him. It wasn't a hand that reached out and grabbed him, it was the sky itself, the whole sky, as far as the horizon I could see, that twisted around and moved like… like the shifting of sand. It ate Janan. That's the only way I can describe it. Please don't make me do so again.

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First Louis on the throne… isn't that funny? Daddy always used to say that hell would freeze over before they'd let a chap with a name as French as mine become King. Hell isn't freezing over, I suppose, but it won't be long before it does. Or it won't. I don't know.

[SILENCE, INTERSPERSED WITH MUFFLED SOBBING, PERSISTS FOR THREE MINUTES]

Louis the First, By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland… "By the Grace of God". God doesn't care about me. Well, he might, but… ah, well. I tried praying, you know. I really did. Didn't work.

[SILENCE, INTERSPERSED WITH MUFFLED SOBBING, PERSISTS FOR SEVEN MINUTES]

I think George would really have done it, you know. If he hadn't… you know…

[SILENCE PERSISTS FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES]

No one's going to hear this, anyway. Not like those bloody fairies can decipher radio signals. Ah, why not? Let me get something to drink.

[SILENCE PERSISTS FOR ONE MINUTE]

See, I've got a book with me. It's been… it's dog-eared, and it's stained, and… yes, I think George made some notes here, in the margins. "According to the two instances mentioned in the Sagas, the victims (in both cases members of royal families) were placed in a prone position, their ribs severed from the spine with a sharp tool, and their lungs pulled through the opening to create a pair of 'wings'". Two victims, both from royal families. Synchronicity. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme. Eh? Eh?

[SILENCE, INTERSPERSED WITH MUFFLED LAUGHTER, PERSISTS FOR FIVE MINUTES]

We thought the fairies were going to be our greatest adversary, but we were wrong. Oh, no. Oh, how wrong we were.

[THREE-MINUTE RENDITION OF "RULE, BRITANNIA" FOLLOWS]

Who else is there? Archie, I expect. If he's still alive. And after Archie… Auggie. Dead. James. Dead. Louise. Dead. Savannah. Dead. Isla. Dead.

[SILENCE, INTERSPERSED WITH MUFFLED SOBBING, PERSISTS FOR ELEVEN MINUTES]

Avalon or Valhalla? Avalon or Valhalla? I'll take the latter; I think I'd get shanked in Avalon, to be honest with you. Too much bad blood. Reminds me of Eton. Did I ever tell you how -

[GUNSHOT]

[RECORDING ENDS]


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The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

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The recent history of the British Isles is commonly thought to have commenced immediately subsequent to the Brexit Referendum of 2015, following which the country suffered an immediate and drastic change in fortunes. Cut off from Europe and fastened to an impersonal and uncaring overlord, the Kingdom was nonetheless able to strike out on its own and return - after a fashion - to its previous position as a significant trading power. However, during this period, British society experienced a number of disturbances, most notably a scandal involving the wife of the then-ruling Queen's grandson, Henry of Sussex, who alleged that she had suffered discrimination from members of the royal family -


[EDITOR98300912: Aisha, I know you're particularly fond of the royals, but you have to focus on the legitimate political issues of the day.]

- The Grounding delivered a further blow to the British financial system, triggering a restructuring process during which there was a significant reduction in the number of banks active in the country. Youth culture in the Kingdom, already radical, metastasized further -

[EDITOR98300912: You know, in retrospect, I think it would be easier if we split off an article detailing the Reawakening as the United Kingdom experienced it. What do you think?]

- took advantage of this immense groundswell of public support and portrayed themselves as a powerful, equitable and democratic force for change. The March on London, which took place on Beltane 2039, was the culmination of their efforts and ended in the collapse of the British government and the establishment of the United Courts of Albion, the first such syncretized polity on the planet.

While many might consider the establishment of the United Courts of Albion to be the death-knell of the Kingdom, this author does not consider this to be the case, for although William V ostensibly renounced many of his royal prerogatives -


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The Second British Civil War was a conflict that took place between the Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and the United Courts of Albion and lasted from 2063 to 2071. It spanned the entirety of the British Isles and eventually involved significant foreign intervention, but ended in catastrophe for both factions. The two factions eventually reconciled and have resided on the European mainland since the resolution of the conflict -

[EDITOR98300912: You know, Clem, I've heard things from Europe that might contradict that first paragraph. Just a heads-up.]

- death of his grandchildren, William V and his family fled to the Scottish Highlands, whereupon he consequently began to style himself King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and formally requested military intervention from the United States. Royalist strongholds subsequently launched guerrilla attacks against several known Fae personages, but scrupulously avoided attacking the civilian populace. However, this stratagem was unsuccessful as many civilians correctly blamed the -

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- recommissioned its reserve of WE177 nuclear weapons and deployed them against the Fae. When this, too, turned out to be ineffective, George VII turned his attention to the European League and requested intervention from Midgard. However, due to the pre-existing Non-Aggression Pact signed between the two powers, the League declined to intervene.

The collateral damage resulting from the utilization of nuclear weapons is commonly considered to have been an indirect cause of The Drowning -


[EDITOR98300912: This has not been verified. Clem, research is one thing, but publicly promoting fantasies like this is neither helpful nor respectful.]

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It is the dawn of the twenty-third century.

For the past century (and then some), large swathes of humanity have been subjugated, slaughtered or otherwise mutilated by a number of extraterrestrial intelligences. Said extraterrestrial intelligences have not been idle, of course; many of them have gone to war with one another, and in such contests, there are often winners and losers. All abominations are equal, but some are more equal than others.

There is not a single square inch on Earth that these creatures are unable to access, but some of these entities were more benevolent than others. Most of them, of course, are malignant, and a few of them are utterly agnostic as regards the continued survival of the species, but there are some who deviate from this generally accepted norm.

The civilizations wherein these entities reside are termed Syncretic Polities. They are societies which have adapted to the present state of affairs by learning from and accommodating their new masters. In some cases - some very, very special cases - the societies involved have managed to master their would-be masters.

In one of these societies - a collection of settlements defiantly termed Oceania - a number of learned tohungas devised a series of categories by which the world might be classified. Old, archaic terms such as democracy are no longer usable, and the current system - which includes the term Syncretic Polities - is a much better fit for the situation that humanity now finds itself in.

Unlike in the Syncretic Polities, however, there are other societies, unfortunately, where most humans live in a near-constant state of subjection, and where death can come at any moment. More gallingly, the creatures which rule in these societies demand sacrifices in exchange for their continued leniency, and it is because of this custom - the custom of sacrifice - that these societies are known as Sacrificial Polities. Of course, sacrifice means different things to different societies, but Sacrificial Polities are, on the whole, less free and more violent than the Syncretic Polities.

Holding sway over much of Europe, Africa and the Middle East are the Celestial and Infernal Powers. They are locked in a bitter twilight struggle for supremacy - a struggle that shows no signs of ending. While superficially similar to the Sacrificial Polities, they are, at the same time, generally far more powerful and centralized than their counterparts, and consist of several coalitions of extraterrestrial intelligences yoked to a single organizing body.

Highly potent and organized, The Firm has managed to subdue much of the Indian Ocean since their arrival. Their explosive debut affected a major metamorphosis in the dynamics of the region, especially with regards to the shattered archipelago of Malesia, but the current state of affairs is unlikely to continue for very long.

What remains, then, are the Greater Horrors and the Lesser Horrors. While some of the Lesser Horrors adhere to a system of government similar to that observed in the Sacrificial Polities, the Greater Horrors adhere to no such restraint. Enormous, united and nigh-unstoppable, each of the Greater Horrors maintain a presence on multiple continents simultaneously. Their lesser counterparts, on the other hand, are no less immense, but have slightly smaller geographical footprints and are limited to their continents of origin.
 
As always, the Chinese have managed to have their cake and eat it.

- Ntesa Lubamba, Congolese ambassador to All-Under-Heaven from 2298-2301

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Sixteen skeletons were also found in the tomb. They were distributed within, around and above the coffin. The Shang elite did not like its members to leave this world alone; relatives, retainers, guards, servants and pets accompanied them as part of the grand offering. Ritual demanded, and spectacle no doubt encouraged, human sacrifice on a grand scale. In the larger tombs the victims have been counted in their hundreds. Some skeletons are complete, others dismembered or decapitated, the cranium often having been sawn off, perhaps for bone carving. Some of the mutilated victims may have been convicts or captives taken in war. The killing of prisoners is thought to have been common practice, and the skeletons include different racial types. The quality of Shang mercy, if such a thing existed, was ever strained and made no clear distinction between friend and foe. Men (and occasionally women and children) were as conspicuously expended in the cause of ritual as were bronze and jade.

- A History of China (2009), John Keay, p. 37

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Hell is a real place, and you can go down there and fight the demons. that's the real red pill of human civilization.China is the eternal reservoir of this evil. even when the europeans in germany were equivalent to cavemen and were scared shitless of romans, and neither of them knew about the americas, china had full access to transconintental [sic] human trafficking networks. their world never underwent the last cataclysm, that's how old china's relationship with this entity really is. the last cataclysm covered the american structures in mud, and the flood waters carved out the grand canyon. in egypt those same floodwaters ripped the casing stones off the pyramids.

china was barely hit. their operation didn't stop at all. they had access to the atlantic network the whole time. that's how deep the relationship is. that's all you really need to know. you can't fight that ultimate and ancient evil without getting to china in the end, just like you can't breach tunnels in the middle east without getting to Hamas at the dead end.


- An anonymous schizoposter on 4chan's /x/ board, 04/11/20

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Excerpt from A Handbook of Global Geopolitics (Lamar, 2193):

The Oceanic system of classification categorizes All-Under-Heaven and the Central Thearchy as separate polities. As a Syncretic Polity, All-Under-Heaven is prioritized over the Central Thearchy (a Sacrificial Polity) when it comes to trade pacts, diplomatic favours and military surpluses. This is, of course, a geopolitical necessity; a country as large as China - even if divided in twain - is impossible to ignore for any significant amount of time, and the Oceanic foreign policy establishment judged it wiser to court the closer half.

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When the West closed ranks and faced off against the Sinosphere in the international arena, the People's Republic upped the ante. As the Fae marched on London, hundreds of thousands of Chinese businessmen and "military advisors" fanned out across Latin America, Central Asia, Africa and Indochina, adopting a more belligerent posture than ever before, and if the world had not ended, it is likely that the United States and the People's Republic would have come to blows.

Nevertheless, this confrontation did not come to pass, and when the United States collapsed, it never would. Their power waxing at the end of the world, the People's Republic moved into Korea, Mongolia, Taiwan and Indochina, and as the world dissolved into chaos, Beijing remained an oasis of calm.

This, of course, was when the Rooftop made landfall in Tibet. Arrogantly, the Chinese supposed that it was just another enemy which could be overcome with nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles.

They were wrong.

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This is the International Space Station. We are once again requesting that any receivers within range alert the relevant authorities immediately that we are observing a highly unusual atmospheric formation occurring in the planetary exosphere. The anomaly appears to be an unusually dense layer of cloud -

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR FIVE MINUTES]

- unable to reach any of the relevant authorities. JSC is silent, Hokkaido is silent, Baikonur is silent -

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR SEVEN MINUTES]

There is a dense layer of white obscuring the Earth from view. None of our diagnostic devices have been able to penetrate it. The satellites… our satellites are being dragged through the layer. I'm not very sure if the station is moving -

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR THREE MINUTES]

- we are being dragged into the exosphere. I repeat - we are being dragged into the exosphere. If our calculations are correct, we should begin bracing for re-entry within the next fifteen minutes.

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR THREE HOURS]

Hello? Is there anyone there? We're alone. We entered the cloud thirteen days ago, and we're still… we're still inside.

[MUFFLED SOBBING PERSISTS FOR TWELVE MINUTES]

We were expecting that there'd be something on the other side. I mean, it's - that's what's supposed to happen, right? I thought we'd land in the ocean. Distress signals, you know. We'd let Houston know of our predicament, and they'd dispatch a ship to fetch us. I was getting tired of space, you know. It gets boring. Familiarity breeds contempt, right? Familiarity breeds contempt.

[MUFFLED LAUGHTER PERSISTS FOR THREE MINUTES]

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES]

- the Chinese retreated to their segment of the station. I think they're planning to go off on their own. At this point… well, I don't know. We've got enough supplies to keep us going for a few more months, but after that… we'll see. We'll see.

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR TWENTY-ONE MINUTES]

- gravity remains highly irregular. We're definitely not in orbit, but we're not on Earth, either. It's funny, to be honest. I signed up to be an astronaut because I couldn't be an interdimensional traveler. This job - a job that thousands would kill for - was my second choice. Isn't it funny?

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR THIRTY-NINE SECONDS]

- we've managed to obtain a few samples from the dense substance that appears to be surrounding us, and… well… it's about as dense as water. It's white. It's not water vapour. That's all we know. I can't tell what it is, but we're surrounded by it, and none of our navigational instruments are making any sense -

[STATIC PERSISTS FOR FORTY-TWO HOURS]

There's something on the other side of the glass.

[STATIC CONTINUES]
 
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HAPPENING IN JERUSALEM
Anonymous
(ID: 8ZOdeCpW) 03/15/45(Wed)10:48:39 No.666666666
IT'S HAPPENING BROS
ANGEL SPOTTED ABOVE THE TEMPLE MOUNT
PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

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Anonymous (ID: 2KV8Gm7P) 03/15/45(Wed)10:49:58 No.666666698
>>666666666 (OP)
hey OP what the fuck kind of digits are these

Anonymous (ID: qc9axOHT) 03/15/45(Wed)10:50:37 No.666666710
>>666666666 (OP)
KEK WILLS IT
ATHEISTCUCKS AND PAGANCUCKS BTFO

Anonymous (ID: 2KV8Gm7P) 03/15/45(Wed)10:51:02 No.666666743
>>666666666 (OP)
is this real

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UCA "deeply concerned" by reports from Jerusalem, to fast-track Canadian integration
Reuters


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LONDON, March 16 (Reuters) – Reports of "blinding figures" in the skies of Jerusalem are deeply concerning, and the Fair Court is committed to "all actions that should become necessary to come to terms with this issue", Lord Green said on Wednesday.

The Foreign Secretary (Summer) further stated that he was in consultations with the Horned Lords on "the nature of the threat" posed by the "blinding figures", which are being widely referred to as "angels" on social media. When asked who the Horned Lords were, Lord Green fused his interpreter's lips together.

Lord Green has further indicated that he intends to begin proceedings in the Commonwealth of Nations to move ahead with the Ablach Initiative, which is projected to dramatically curb Canadian autonomy and significantly expand Folk Preserves in the Canadian interior. This is to "present a united front". When asked about how the Albionic government intends to treat with protestors, Lord Green fused his interpreter's lips together.

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furious. mad, even @livedeliciously | 39min

can't seem to shake the feeling that "angels in jerusalem" is a ploy by the albionic government to distract people from the recent bombshell that the court engages in human sacrifice

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Battle Hymn of the Republic
Have you not considered how your Lord dealt with 'Aad –
[With] Iram – who had lofty pillars,
The likes of whom had never been created in the lands
And [with] Thamud, who carved out the rocks in the valley?
And [with] Pharaoh, owner of the Pyramids? –
[All of] whom oppressed within the lands
And increased therein the corruption.
So your Lord poured upon them a scourge of punishment.
Indeed, your Lord is in observation.


//

2045

The car vibrated beneath Jake's fingers as he spun the steering wheel wildly, whooping all the way. His bangs fluttered in front of his eyes as the SUV careened over the dunes, struggling to navigate the shifting sand. His girlfriend shrieked at him half-incoherently, gripping on to her seat for dear life, eyes bulging in fear. "SLOW – DOWN," she warbled, barely audible over the roar of the engine, and Jake flipped her off with barely a thought, cackling madly.

Dune-bashing had been a time-honoured tradition in his family. His father had been an avid adrenaline junkie. He'd spent many hours cruising over the deserts of Saudi Arabia, his entourage in tow, travelling in style, and Jake, whether consciously or not, was currently doing the same. Such was the life of the son of a billionaire. As his father's third child, he was not in line to inherit his shares, but he'd been given access to a sizeable trust fund, and that was enough for him.

"Mr Musk," cried the Arab behind him (Jake had forgotten his name), "please! The car cannot keep up such speeds –"

"We've got enough fuel," Jake shouted, revving the engine further, and slid on his sunglasses with one hand, squinting into the distance. A few of his friends had driven on ahead, just to make sure that there weren't any obstacles, and a few drones buzzed overhead, filming his escapades. Once he was back in Abu Dhabi, he'd compile the footage into a video and upload it to his YouTube channel.

Abruptly, he stepped on the brakes and executed a thoroughly untidy drift, sending a thin wall of sand flying. His girlfriend (what was her name again?) clutched his arm, knuckles white, and Jake patted her head with one hand patronizingly. The SUV juddered beneath him, and for the briefest instant, he wondered if there really was something wrong with the engine.

Then he cast the thought out of his head and careened wildly forwards. The cars in front of him spun around, rolling with his abrupt pivot, and shot ahead, bouncing over the sands. The world was juddering violently, and Jake suddenly realized that it wasn't just him. It wasn't just the sheer abuse that he was putting this SUV through.

The earth was shaking.

Half-heartedly, as an afterthought, he tapped the brakes, slowing the wild movement of the SUV, but not enough to bring it to a stop. He glanced out the window, gazing out over the dunes as they seemed to warp and twist. For whatever reason, he grew fixated on a small mound in the distance. It resembled a shifting flame to him, dancing and cavorting with the wind, a pillar of sand soaring many storeys into the sky –

"STOP THE CAR," his girlfriend shrieked, voice cracking, and Jake turned to gaze out the windshield. He turned just in time to see one of the cars in front of him sail over the lip of a crater that hadn't been there a moment before.

To his credit, he slammed on the brakes almost immediately. The SUV skidded, its wheels struggling to find purchase, and slid forwards for a few heart-stopping moments. As it did, Jake took in the scene before him. A sinkhole had opened, so large that he could barely see the other end of the rim, and he couldn't see the bottom. It was a hole carved out of the landscape, stark and unyielding, and as the SUV slowly coasted to a stop, Jake slumped back in his seat, chest rising and falling, heart throbbing madly in his ears.

"Get out of the car," he croaked.

They got out of the car.

"What are we going to do?" Max moaned. He'd been handed a camera, and it was probably still filming, but he'd probably forgotten all about it. "Oh, geez. Dan, Ollie, Bill…" He took a few quaking steps towards the crater, thinking to peek over the rim, but lost his nerve. "They… they're gone."

Jake swallowed, turning. The cars behind him had skidded to a stop, and their passengers were emerging from within, shell-shocked, mouths gaping, as they took in the scene. He hadn't known any of the people in the cars in front – not truly – but some small part of him twinged with guilt. You brought them into this situation, his much-atrophied conscience whispered. It's your fault.

And then something started to emerge from the crater.

Jake wasn't sure what it was. He was only faintly conscious of individual facets of it – skin, fire, feathers, eyes – but the scales left his eyes after a few moments.

The closest thing that he could compare it to was an upside-down pyramid, albeit comprised from a million individual pieces, like a Rubik's cube. Everything was vibrating with a terrible energy, spinning in a slow, lethal arc, studded with emeralds and gold, and Jake's nose was filled with the smell of blood and mud-baked brick. He felt as though it was staring at him, and no wonder – it had eyes covering every inch of its… whatever it was.

It had not finished emerging from the crater. Its upside-down tip seemed to still be buried deep beneath the earth, and its base – which faced the sky – seemed to extend into infinity. As Jake looked up, throat working, he saw a cloud scud past one of its soft, feathery wings.

After a certain amount of time passed, Jake turned and saw that the Arabs who'd accompanied him had fallen on their knees, prostrate. A few of his compatriots had fallen to their knees, too, and his girlfriend was weeping soundlessly, tears streaming from her bloodshot eyes, ruining her makeup. That fact struck him like a bolt from the blue, returning him fully to the present, and Jake sniffed sharply, taking a few steps backwards, still feeling for all the world like something enormous was staring at him.

"Max," he said, roughly, "start filming me." His voice came out strangely flat, as though there was less oxygen in the air than usual, as though the whole world had been swathed in an absolute stillness.

Max jerked. "What?" His voice, too, sounded flat, stripped bare of emotion, a simple unit of meaning hanging suspended in mid-air.

Jake snapped his fingers. "Start filming me, idiot. Start streaming, too. Do you have reception? I want to be live on Instagram in five. YouTube, too. Hell, why not Twitter?" He smiled shakily. "This'll be a moment for the history books."

"Sir," one of the Arabs murmured, his accent bleeding through, "we must leave. This is not a – we should not be here."

"Yeah, yeah. Sure." Jake rolled his eyes. "One minute." Clearing his throat, he glanced at Max and was gratified to see that he'd given him a thumbs-up. Instagram, then. A few of his friends had struggled to their feet, following along dutifully, in dogged adherence to the routine that he'd set on all his previous trips into the desert.

None of them were looking at the upside-down pyramid, but it was looking at them.

Jake swallowed and turned to look up at the angel.

"Hi," he tried.

The pyramid said nothing. Jake ran his tongue over his dry lips, thinking back to the Mexican nanny who'd half-raised him. His family wasn't religious, but she'd been a devout Catholic, and he still remembered a few of her old prayers. In halting, broken Spanish, he recited the Lord's prayer, tripping over his words, voice rising at the end of each sentence, as though he was asking the angel a question.

It did not answer.

Jake turned, smiling weakly, squinting at the Arabs. "Any of you got a Quran?"

The Arabs glowered at him mutely. One of them spoke up. "Mr Musk, we must leave."

"Okay, okay." Jake wiped his damp palms down on his jeans. The atmosphere was starting to get to him, and his lizard brain was shrieking at him to flee. "One minute –"

And then his girlfriend began to sing.

Her name, Jake remembered, was Phoebe. She'd been born in Philadelphia. Her parents were both evangelicals, and she had a ton of siblings. A dozen? More? Jake didn't remember. He'd never met any of them, but she'd complained to him about how radical they'd become in recent years, what with Albion and whatnot.

Anyway, that wasn't the point. The point was that she was singing.

The air seemed to vibrate as she sang, and Jake felt as though a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. Her narrow shoulders trembled as she leaned against the SUV, the melody wrenched out of her lungs, and Jake stared at her, enraptured.

It wasn't that her voice was magical. It was a little husky, and more than a little hoarse, given how much she'd been screaming just before. Nevertheless…

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.


Phoebe's face was anguished. It was clear to Jake that she did not want to sing, but still she sang, the melody rising high above the sands, drifting into the sky, until there was nothing but the hymn.

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.


Jake's entourage began to hum along, joining their voices to the song, and Jake – to his own muffled consternation – found that he, too, was singing. His lips contorted and twisted painfully, as though under the control of something that did not know how human mouths functioned.

I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal";
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,
Since God is marching on.


Their ragged voices rose, louder than they'd ever been before. Jake's throat ached.

He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat;
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! Be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.


The SUVs were crumpling, now, as a dozen tongues of flame descended upon them. The rubber tires supporting their enormous frames popped and melted, and Jake's ears were filled with something that sounded very much like the beating of a million monstrous wings.

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me.
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While God is marching on.


His skin felt stretched-tight over his bones. Faintly, Jake wondered if Max was still streaming.

He is coming like the glory of the morning on the wave,
He is Wisdom to the mighty, He is Succour to the brave,
So the world shall be His footstool, and the soul of Time His slave,
Our God is marching on.


Phoebe's voice cut off abruptly, but she did not pant. She hadn't paused for breath. None of them had. A dreadful silence reigned over the dunes.

And then the angel sang.

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When it was over, a tentacle-hand-claw emerged from the spinning upside-down pyramid.

It extended over the dunes, playing over the clouds of white dust that had once been alive, and as it did, a few stray grains lifted into the air, congealing into a swirling sphere of white. This sphere of white eventually resolved into a crude cuboid – a book, ruined beyond all recognition, but nevertheless recognizable as a book.

The cuboid twisted. The discrete shreds of tattered paper regained form, and swirling curlicues of black stretched out across the pages. These pages flipped, to and fro, to and fro, flicking from front to back to front to back, before the book winked out of existence, followed shortly after by the hand that had conjured it back into being.
 
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The region commonly referred to on maps as The Flesh is many things.

For one thing, it is not a monolithic bloc. Hundreds of lesser sub-societies continue to eke out a living on the margins, harvesting the syrupy-slick tar-pus that alternatively leaks or erupts from the weeping sores crisscrossing the region. Nevertheless, from a territorial standpoint, well over ninety-nine percent of the land (and "water") occupied by The Flesh is, indeed, fully and completely occupied. In every sense of the word.

For another thing, The Flesh is not limited to the region formerly known as the Southern United States. Like its compatriots, it may be found all over the globe. Initially, after it absorbed Texas, it manifested as a particularly virulent and tumorous breed of rabies, impartially infecting a wide variety of mammals – its preferred carriers in those early days. More recently, however, it has been known to manifest as a contagious skin disease, or as heavy scar tissue, or as exceedingly rapid weight gain accompanied by intense cravings for anything and everything organic. Indeed, tell-tale signs are regularly slapped down with extreme prejudice. However, it has never expanded so rapidly and so insurmountably elsewhere as in the former American South.

The Flesh is bone in the sense that it occasionally throws up ridges and overlapping mountain-ranges of obscenely tough osseous tissue to defend against the violent expeditions that sometimes lunge into its depths. (Most consider this to be more of an instinctive reaction than a deliberate move, though there are others that dispute this, and suggest instead that this is what such people merely want to think.)

It is fat in the sense that swollen, rippling blisters occasionally form, filling rapidly with warm, soupy adipose; the largest one ever witnessed engulfed what was once Galveston Bay within a matter of weeks.

It is neural tissue in the sense that thick, wiry cables occasionally extrude from the soft, squishy ground, thrashing around and making the whole world seem to bounce.

It is skin in the sense that epithelial tissue may occasionally be seen spreading up a particularly long-lived feature of the landscape – though it rarely lasts long.

Most of all, it is meat.

The Flesh is meat run amok, meat grown cancerous, meat gone mad, meat freed of its compulsion to halt, to stop, to consolidate. While grotesquely overgrown axons and dendrites do occasionally spring forth from the warm, slightly gelatinous ground, they wither and die more often than not, and The Flesh continues to grow, seemingly ungoverned by any sort of central intelligence. Similarly, bone and fat and skin may occasionally emerge, but are soon covered in turn by more meat, their growth stifled and strangled in the cradle. Heavily guarded samples have been extracted and examined, but little to no useful information has been extracted. All that has been found is that The Flesh has a near-infinite capacity to expand and multiply and absorb, even when removed from the "central mass" that was once the American South, and that it contains little to no DNA that even remotely resembles anything before seen on Earth. What little DNA may be extracted is invariably human.

The Flesh is rarely credited for its role in bringing the Anthropocene to a crashing halt, with The Drowning and the emergence of Yahweh occupying pivotal roles in the narrative. It is, however, important to push back against this impression, for although the monoculture had begun to dramatically reduce its dependence on fossil fuels by the mid-twenty-first century, it had not yet entirely weaned itself off of them.

The Flesh began in oil wells. It began in coal mines in India, and in offshore drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. Workers across the world reported an uncontrollable drop in pressure, and miners were dragged into the dark against their will, with even more falling victim to cave-ins and/or spontaneous cannibalism. After some time, the supply cut off completely, and was replaced by something that coagulated rapidly upon contact with the open air. It was red, and it pulsated weirdly, quivering to some imperceptible beat. Similar cases were reported all over the world.

Yahweh would claim credit for the resulting crackdown. Angels lobbed thermonuclear arrows at these once-bustling oil wells, cratering the Middle East's economy in a matter of days and rendering them ever-more reliant on the agricultural despotism imposed from The Almighty's temple as it slid across His Kingdom, borne on a million labouring backs. Attempts by the other Horrors to impinge on His territory were treated similarly. Any collateral damage was ignored, for Yahweh did not care for that concept. Propaganda, borne aloft on chiselled tablets and shouted hoarsely from thousands of scraped-dry throats, declared ham-handedly that such regions were alight with sin and death, and that the governors of Gehenna and Sheol had been chastised harshly for their failings.

Of course, this was false, for The Adversary had yet to emerge.

(Elsewhere, the continued effusion of congealed blood off the coast of Greenland was frozen solid, and the budding infestation in Russia was soon strangled by the taiga as cities across Siberia began to go dark.)

No one can say why the blight first showed its true face in the Gulf of Mexico. It could just as easily have taken Nigeria, or the Bohai Sea, or even Venezuela (though it did try, shortly after absorbing Alabama). Indeed, records preserved from that time show that human civilization was considerably more preoccupied with other, arguably more vital concerns, such as where America's nuclear submarines had gone, which country India would invade next, and if Yahweh's destruction of Washington D.C. (referred to by the Holy Columbian Empire as "Unmourned Babylon of the Swamps") had been a one-off event. Functionaries and administrators bit their nails to the quick over the problem, of course, but for the most part, the majority simply discarded their gas-guzzlers and bought bicycles or electric vehicles. The time to protest was over; for now, it was enough that they survive.

That being said, theories persist that The Flesh is, in fact, the source of all life on Earth. Allegedly, its most powerful node was (and remains) located in the Permian Basin, which explains why it first began spreading there. Such theorists – broadly derided as cultists and more often than not lynched brutally shortly after "coming out" – further speculate that The Flesh is what lies beneath the Earth's crust. "Picture," they say, "a soft, gooey centre of meat, just beneath the ground, instead of viscous, caramel-like rock. Meat as deep as the eye can see. Nothing but meat." In such a theology, resistance to The Flesh becomes futile – and thus seditious.

And so The Flesh remains.
 
Yahweh's destruction of Washington, D.C.? What the absolute f----. This sounds like a weird idea. The Holy Columbian Empire is just in general an odd idea. Plus, they could build a new capital somewhere, how about St. Louis or Dallas, Texas.
 
I see Yaldabaoth is hard at work in this timeline. Where's a Maxwellist when you need one?
 
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