"Well, they sure are smarter," Carey said where he stood next to me as we watched Zero and One conduct maintenance to the shuttle's main deflector dish.
The order Zero had been given had been 'look after shuttle three'.
The drone had walked up to it, run diagnostics, found a fault I created in the deflector dish, realized it needed more hands and gone fetch One from the charging station in engineering.
Then both proceeded to get to work.
So far, they seemed almost as capable as Huginn and Muninn.
"It's a bit weird that they don't talk though," he then continued after a minute.
I blinked and turned my head to look at him, "...You want them to talk?"
"It's just a bit weird that they give you a PADD with what they want instead of just telling you," he said with a shrug, "Seems like a flaw in case of an emergency."
I liked that my drones didn't babble on. But I also had a visor to make the entire thing more seamless.
"...I'll make adjustments so they can speak to you," I sighed, "Just don't complain when they're not exactly good conversationalists. They're not made to be anything of the sort."
"Just sounds a bit more user friendly," he agreed, crossing his arms as the two drones slowly extracted the deflector dish from the shuttlecraft.
Not to me, but what do I know, I'm not a monkey. Besides, trying to keep humans from anthropomorphising things is a lost cause, I caught people naming their tools.
Might as well let them do what makes them happy.
I should put a section for a nametag on them, where the combadge would be if they were people. If I don't, people will start to mark them themselves to be able to tell them apart.
"I'll leave you to it," I said and headed out of the docking bay.
Another week of testing and then I think we could start production. Fifty or so should give us a nice amount of slack in manpower that we desperately need. It'll free up crewmen from routine maintenance, which would put less pressure on officers and let them do more interesting tasks. Which would increase morale.
The entire thing would ripple upwards and the end result would be me not needing to do twelve hour days anymore and may actually be able to put some effort into trying to find us a way back early.
Alright, that was a bit of wishful thinking.
But if I didn't have the time to actually try, the chance was zero which is a lot worse than almost zero.
Besides, I had seventy years to work at it, surely I'll be able to figure out something to get us home.
'Success! I have invented the wormhole drive! We will be home in less than a week!'
'We arrived two months ago,' says Dinah's grandchild, the current Captain.
'Fuck.'
I wasn't sure if I wanted to be amused or annoyed at that thought, so chose amused. Still, that was an interesting thought. Nobody has ever made a functioning artificial wormhole before, but in theory there was nothing to stop you from doing so. We already messed about with bending subspace using warp drives as a matter of course and a wormhole was basically a fold in spacetime between two points in space, using a tunnel through subspace.
Any thoughts, supercomputer?
I'm hungry,
...Fairly sure that was from me and not the alien supercomputer in my brain. Even so, it was a good idea and I headed for the lounge. It was mid shift, which meant Neelix would be in the mess hall. So I went to the other end of the ship to eat.
As I walked, I played with the gravity sense. I had not dared to try for max size again, that had been seriously too much. But shifting it around, growing and shrinking it was really neat.
It could even let me perceive subspace in a way, if indirectly.
Honestly, this was better than the calculator function, if more circumstantial.
Even so, gecko on the dashboard of a shuttlecraft. Look at me, I'm sunning.
Frustrating.
Grumble grumble.
Entering the lounge, I moved towards my usual table by the window as Huginn changed course and headed for the replicator, soon moving to put a large tray of mixed meats before me. Some cooked in various ways, some raw.
Yum.
"Lieutenant, do you have a moment?"
I looked away from my meal and swallowed a raw chunk of seal to find Tom Paris standing next to the table. I regarded him for a moment before I motioned towards the opposite chair, "if you don't mind me eating."
He shook his head and moved to sit down, "No, of course not," he said and frowned, being quiet for a long moment, waiting for me to swallow a roast chicken, "You don't like me."
I eyed him, "I feel like we had this conversation."
Paris nodded, "We did," he said and sighed, "And... it has been stuck in my mind."
"And?"
He took a breath and then let it out, leaning back in his chair, "...You were right in a way," he said, "That's who I was. It's not who I want to be. Who I am now."
"Words can be as light as a feather or as heavy as a star. There is no way to know which until they meet reality. You say you want to be better? That you are now?" I asked, "Don't tell me about it, just be."
Paris lips pressed together for a second before he nodded firmly once, "Alright," he said, "I... have a favor to ask."
"Asking is free."
"Once you've eaten, I would like you to come with me to see the Captain. There is something I need to tell her and I want you there as an... unbiased witness."
Swallowing a chunk of raw Taranodon, I then tilted my head in question, "I don't like you. I don't trust you. Hardly unbiased."
"Regarding this, I think you would be," he said and crossed his arms, "And I think Captain Janeway would appreciate you being there as well."
"Any hints?"
He shook his head, "Best if I only tell it once."
"Very well."