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Tahiti was Not Lovely

Well here's a nice solemn moment where we celebrate...
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    Tahiti was Not Lovely    ​

    Well here's a nice solemn moment where we celebrate a hero. By the Stars and Stripes laid on that coffin you can tell he died for his country. Though you won't read much about it in the paper…wait no one reads the fucking paper anymore… but like I was saying he actually didn't just get stabbed through the chest for the States, but the whole goddamn world.

    Spotting Steve Rogers over in the front row – yes, the thawed out piece of man-meat that was almost as pretty as I was once, Captain America himself – you know the dead guy was a big fucking deal to the higher ups. Not only was Cap present, but the majority of the Avenger's old varsity squad too. Tony Stark the Iron Man, with a fine blonde number hanging on his arm, stood beside Mr. 'Merica; a man after my own heart, except for the minor detail of being a self-righteous rich pric. Next in line is spankalicious Natasha Romanov, the infamous super spy Black Widow. And thanks to that shit show in NYC, I lost a bet I made about her not actually existing (In my defense, I was dead fucking right about the Winter Soldier being real. I saw him once, just a glimpse, but I SAW him!). Last, but also least was Hawk-Eye, the guy who fights with a bow and arrow for some reason. It's not magical and he's has no powers himself either. Now, if he fits the criteria for being an Avenger then my ass should have been on the roster too, even before my face looked like an infected asshole just got raped by spiked dildo, just saying. Of course the blondie with the hammer and the green dude with an anger problem are both vamanos, but at least the later made up for it by sending some flowers (ain't that just quaint!). After them its SHIELD's best and brightest, including ol' One-Eye himself, crowding out the deceased's other friends and family. How polite of them, but given what happens in a few years all those closet-Nazis will be unemployed. Karma motherfuckers.

    "Let me say again that the measure of a life is not in its duration but in its donation," The pastor prattled on with his eulogy of sacrifice. "Later this day, when all the words have been spoken, when all the songs have been sung, we will stand at the graveside and commit the body of our friend, Phillip Coulson to the keeping of this earth until the coming of the Lord, and we will commit his soul into the loving hands of the God he served… bringing an end to the final chapter of his earthly life."

    With that said, I need to speak a very personal message to the you lovely people who've decided to waste what precious moments of your life you have left to read a motherfucking fanfiction of all things. First, let me introduce myself as Wade Wilson, more commonly know as Deadpool, your sexy narrator for this tale of atomic dicks and radiated fart jokes.

    Now the FYI. Let me be very clear, that truly IS Coulson's rotting corpse in the box. The guy who resembles more your average comic book reader than a secret agent has had his final chapter on this Earth. His Captain America trading card set was buried with him, and the rest of his collectables were sold to other nerds on Ebay. He's not in 'Tahiti'. He's not getting a cool jet to fly around in for half a shitty season of Agents of Shit or experience any of the awesome sauce that happened after, when it actually got good. Nada on "my nickname is a lie" Calvary; no geeky Brits trying to be Hermoine and Ron in a lab; no whiny "my daddy was mean to me" Ward; and no Skye, Daisy, or whatever the fuck her name really was. Fuck all that shit. Feige ignores it anyways, and it's probably getting canceled next year too. So it's not too hard to move on from. Trust me.

    Now let's get on with the reason why we're here, and show you shit stains some not so typical, but waaaay better super heroes. Super heroes that would make you wanna touch yourself if they actually were in the MCU…


    A Real Post-Credit Scene (After Weekend of Ultron)
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    The crisp mountain air filled not only his lungs, but billowed up from his his mind all the memories he had of Sokovia. They were lifted up from a lifetime ago, when he was, yes, younger, but still after having lived too many years; when he was first called a husband, the first time he was called a father, and the first time he knew the peace he craved since the slaughter of his childhood. I almost had it, but it was blown away like the breeze he just breathed in, torn from his hands by more bigotry. The cycle of loss he'd been trapped in had come full circle again, calling him back to the tiny nation tucked into the Carpathians. Here, among an ocean of freshly overturned earth, from the hundreds of lost lives in the destruction of the capital city, the final round was completed.

    He gazed down at a set of graves. Two of them were actually aged. The oldest was of his eldest daughter, Anya. She had been such a small child when the mob came with eyes simmering with murder. Her screams scratched at the seems of his mind and heart, forcing him to slam his eyes shut out of desperation to drive them and the tears back. Next to Anya was his wife, Magda, whom he also thought had died that day. His final memory was telling her to hide with the terrified toddler, hoping to distract the mob so they could make their flight to safety, along with the baby we just learned you were pregnant with, well twins, actually. But the flames flowed over their home too fast…Knowing then that Magda had at least escaped to give birth to them, he was almost thankful beyond words. Turning to the third grave, his gratitude was wholly transformed into bitterness. Another buried child to look upon thanks to yet another monstrosity born from a Stark lab, Reading his sons name of Pietro Maximoff, sped the fires of rage even higher. Humans never change.

    "At least he died putting the beast down, Eric" A Scottish accented voice came from the bald man standing beside him, having slipped the thought from his mind, "Saving countless lives."

    Eric snapped back, "He was just another weapon to them, Charles. No different than that Ultron or whatever that idiot in his silly mechanical suit called it." Just imagining how his children were experimented on brought him closer to exploding, just as he did upon the mob he thought had murdered them decades before.

    "To those who activated his gifts, he and Wanda might have been seen that way. Yet Pietro's sacrifice can show the good our kind can bring to the world."

    "My friend, given your gifts, you'd think you'd know their apprehensions, especially by those in power. How do you think they're going to react when they find out we're not just random experiments like they thought my children were? When they find out there's a whole new species living among them?"
     
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    • Numen said:
    I have no idea where this is going, but I am cautiously interested. Watched.
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    Thank you.

    Basically, It's going to be my take on how the X-Men/Mutants could be incorporated into the MCU.

    *FYI (for all readers) - as a side note I got rid of the whole AoS show existing in this world because I just didn't want to deal with the Nuhumans and all that (along with Mutants). I actually really like AoS and the new Inhumans push in the comics, so this is not some sort fanfic butchering of stuff I don't like. It'll just be exhausting. I'm also pretty sure though that AoS is on its last season this coming fall, and the MCU will probably quietly ignore any of those events ever happening.:cry:
     
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    Do you want to include a (MCU/X-men) at the end of the title to help alert ppl to the fact this is not an original setting? Could drum up more awareness amd interest.
     
    Meh I was hoping this was a crossover with the 70's show. I used to watch the set Dr Who, Blake 7, Space 1999 and The Tomorrow People when I was a kid.
     
    God damn it wade, get out of the fic! Being the coolest character in the X-men comics and movies isn't good enough for you? Some one call the editor before wade gets Everywhere.
     
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    Reckless_Sun said:
    God damn it wade, get out of the fic! Being the coolest character in the X-men comics and movies isn't good enough for you? Some one call the editor before wade gets Everywhere.
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    I was considering having Mr. Wade tell most of the story. It's going to deal with all the serious X-Men themes, which anyone who partakes in their various media knows can get pretty depressing to melodramatic. So I figured he could lighten the mood. At the same time I don't want this whole thing to be little more than "radiated dick jokes" if you feel me. It's kind of what's delaying me in writing the next update.
     
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    Wanik said:
    I was considering having Mr. Wade tell most of the story. It's going to deal with all the serious X-Men themes, which anyone who partakes in their various media knows can get pretty depressing to melodramatic, so I figured he could lighten the mood. At the same time I don't want this whole thing to be little more than "radiated dick jokes" if feel me. It's kind of what's delaying me in writing the next update.
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    You could do Wade Interlude things to break up the tension at certain points in the story if you want, then you could get the best of both worlds Serious, depressing/melodramatic X-Men stuff and radiated dick jokes without it being 100% of one or the other.
     
    Markala said:
    You could do Wade Interlude things to break up the tension at certain points in the story if you want, then you could get the best of both worlds Serious, depressing/melodramatic X-Men stuff and radiated dick jokes without it being 100% of one or the other.
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    Sounds like a plan!:D
     
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