The Sufficiently Spicy Short Story Spectacular 2023

Contest Rules and FAQ

Hello, SV, and welcome to the Sufficiently Spicy Short Story Spectacular!

With Valentine's Day coming up, thoughts inevitably turn to love, romance - and sex. For many years now, SV has been a welcoming home to mature fiction of all kinds. However, there is still a lingering perception that NSFW content is not allowed on SV, and we'd like to change that, by celebrating some of the best romance and erotica that our community has to offer. Thus, we're welcoming all spicy submissions from our most passionate writers! Let your freak flag fly!

This is a bit of a trial run in doing themed writing events, so we're eager to see how it goes. Whether you're an author of mature works and would like to get involved, or an interested reader, we hope you'll enjoy this event, and give lots of feedback so we can make events on SV even better in the future!

Rules

The contest rules are as follows:
  • Entries should be approximately 2000-4000 words.
  • Post your work in this thread, with a title, and a friendly neighbourhood Staff member will bookmark it for you.
  • Any short fiction themed around romance or NSFW content is acceptable.
  • Content involving real people (including other users), underage individuals, or which otherwise violates the rules of SV will be deleted.
  • Submissions are open until Sunday the 12th of February.
  • All entrants will receive a participation award of one month's Silver subscription.
  • The contest winner will be judged by a panel of untrained conscripts highly select judges. First prize is a three month's gold subscription.
  • The winner will be announced on Valentine's Day, Tuesday the 14th of February. Good luck!

FAQ

Are multiple entries allowed?
  • Yes, feel free! Only one month of subscription per entrant, however.
Do we have to stay inside the word count?
  • No, but try to be reasonable.
Does my entry have to contain NSFW content?
  • Preferably yes, since the intent of the contest is to showcase erotic writing on SV, but it is not strictly required if there is a romantic theme.
Are all kinds of NSFW content allowed?
  • The intent is to showcase highly risque writing on subjects like hand-holding and kissing, but if you really want to write about love blooming through OSHA violations, we won't stop you! Just keep in mind SV's rules.
 
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Are all kinds of NSFW content allowed?
  • The intent is to showcase highly risque writing on subjects like hand-holding and kissing, but if you really want to write about love blooming through OSHA violations, we won't stop you! Just keep in mind SV's rules.
This website continues to have the best moderators on the internet.
 
I remember when you had to write an essay as to how you were mature enough to deserve to enter the Sufficiently Sexy subforum. I sadly didn't make the cut.
 
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I have a oneshot I can spruce up a bit, but it is purely (loving) smut from start to finish. That's... allowed?

It's also fanfic I should mention.
 
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This website continues to have the best moderators on the internet.

Credit for that one goes to @Walker, one of our wonderful new staff Content Promoters, who drafted the OP for the contest.

I remember when you had to write an essay as to how you were mature enough to deserve to enter the Sufficiently Sexy subforum. I sadly didn't make the cut.

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

I have a oneshot I can spruce up a bit, but it is purely (loving) smut from start to finish. That's... allowed?

It's also fanfic I should mention.

As long as it's within SV's rules*, then yes, that sounds great.

*(To a first approximation, everyone is of age, there's no really egregious sexualised violence, toilet stuff, or hydraulic presses, but check them out to learn more.)
 
Wait...this thread doesn't have the mature tag. All NSFW threads should have that. Do we need to put a spoiler with a mature tag if our text leans towards the more explicit?
 
This is truly bewildering. How could this site support such blatant sinful behavior? I will let my superiors know of this degeneracy!

What will the staff promote next? Cuddling? Communicating? Cute flirting? Truly, we need to return to regular forms of affection, like [redacted] and [this comment has been deleted by moderation for violating the rules]. A simpler time. A chaste time.
 
Witching Hour (F/SN)
(Witching Hour)



Shirou x Medea, Fate/Stay Night. Kinda sorta a fanfic for my ongoing quest, Fate/Clusterfuck.



I lean against the wall, then all too gracefully slide down it until my ass is planted against the cool floor of the sparring room. For the past hour it had been filled with little else than the sound of 'battle'. 'Battle' of course, being the keyword, as it was better described as 'Mordred throwing me around like a ragdoll' while I desperately tried to perform anything that may be in some way constituted as a defense.

But I was Shirou Emiya, it was my lot in life to suffer. That was something I firmly believed, if only due to the fact that I had been treated as a ragdoll a lot recently. If not by Mordred, who was… technically my servant. More of a freight train with a sword really. Then by the many others that had taken up residence in my home.

My hand moved to my head, slowly rubbing it and wiping the sweat off all the while. It was cold in the room, despite the action, and the natural heat that Mordred exuded faded away as she wandered away, aimless as always. It had been a cold winter in Fuyuki, the cold snap was both unexpected and unwelcome. The snow made already difficult tasks even harder… but they needed to get done.

I wasn't the only one busy at least, my house was a constant buzz of activity to the point I could barely keep up. Most of all with my actual servant, though I was loath to call her that. Medea. Or Caster, as she much preferred to be called. She had been secluded in her witch's den for the majority of the day, leaving me with little to do but train and repair the roof… again. Lowering the hand, I pressed it instead against the floor, then slowly rose, groaning all the while.

I was getting better with my swordplay and archery. But I only wish that the training method so prescribed was less… painful. Making my way through the house, I walk quietly, the chattering of people all around me. There was only one destination on my mind however, Caster's room. If for nothing else than to see if she had something to dull the pain.

I reach it after only a minute of walking, and knock my fingers on the thin paper.

"It's open Shirou." Caster calls out.

I reach for the door, then pause as an odd scent drifts through it. Beyond the scent of magic was that of… incense and lilac. Along with the sound of gently running water. I briefly debate if, perhaps, opening the door was a poor decision. But I slide open the door regardless, revealing… nothing? It was a black void just beyond the door, tinged on the edge with a shade of alien purple that draws in the light around it. It encompasses my view of the room entirely… and I stare at it for a moment before I feel something clap its hand on my shoulder.

I scream as it shoves me forward into the infinite black. my hands flail, trying to catch my fall, only to grunt as I tumble through and hit… stone? I blink, holding my position for a moment. Light had returned, a vibrant, golden light that washed over everything. my fingers were pressed against smooth, well carved white stone. Not rock, or gravel, but stone carved almost like marble, with intricate carvings in each of Grecian runes I only vaguely recognized.

Then my nose twisted, as the scent of flowers was now far stronger. Not unpleasant, but so sudden and powerful that it nearly made me want to sneeze. It was mixed with other things now, other flowers, and what distinctly smelled like grapes. Raising my head, I blink as I take in the sights around me. It was… an old building, not unlike Circe's temple, but this was no place of worship. It almost looked like…

"A bathhouse?"

The walls were white marble, rising a good twenty feet high with no roof above to block the sunlight or the tips of conifer trees peeking over the rim. The walls themselves were decorated by climbing vines, bedecked in beautiful flowers of more colors than I can just about name or count.

That was hardly what I was focusing on however, as I quickly found my gaze locked onto the expansive pool of water directly ahead of me. Surrounded by a brown stone walkway, steam rose from it to mist in the air, creating a light fog from the clear liquid. It was maybe twenty foot by twenty foot, and beyond it was a large desk, it was ornate, yet simple. Made up of one solid piece of wood but intricately carved regardless. Sitting just behind it was my 'servant', my partner to be more specific. Medea. Her hood was down, revealing her blue hair and pointed ears.

She had been my ally now for over a month, though this was rather new.

"Not quite a bathhouse, my master." Medea replies, looking over at me with a small smile. "This would be my workshop, and it is finally complete."

I push myself up from the stone, looking across the water towards her all the while. Then I begin to walk around the pool towards her. "Is… this still the same room?"

"In a sense," Caster replies. "It occupies the same space. But it is wholly removed, think of it as… a void, or perhaps a pocket where something else resides in the real world."

I pause in front of her desk, looking down at the servant. "Alright… is there something you need help with?"

A faint look of annoyance flits across Caster's face, before it is wiped away and instead replaced by a small smile. "I was hoping we could speak about something actually, if you have the time of course my master."

"Always," I reply.

Caster smiles a touch wider, then pushes herself up and away from the desk. "I have taught you, and you have become quite a splendid student. Questionable though your actions may be at times."

I frown, but say nothing.

"But today I thought it best if we cover a subject we haven't so far, especially since our abode has gotten so… populated recently." Medea says. Then she lifts her arms, allowing the robes to lift around her, revealing what she has chosen to wear underneath it today.

Namely, nothing.

The robes are tied in such a way to reveal peach skin. Her face is smiling at me, blue eyes alight in amusement, but I have a hard time focusing on that due to the fact that I can see basically all of her breasts besides her nipples, and a rather heavy patch of hair down between her legs.

My head jerks to the side, my face aflame. Only for Caster to laugh at my troubles. "Oh? You've seen this before have you not? Though I do recall last time you refused me."

"Yes… because you were forcing yourself," I reply. Studying a very fascinating wall. I felt hot, and now for another reason than just Mordred. Only to blink as I felt something remarkably cool press against my face.

Blinking, I slowly draw my eyes back to see a small glass vial held just before my face.

"Drink it," Caster says.

I stare at it a moment, the liquid inside was… neon-green and fizzing slightly. I study it for just a moment, before taking it from her grip and downing it. It washes down my throat like an overly carbonated soda, and I squeeze my eyes shut as it goes down. It settles in my stomach a moment later, and… to my relief all the pain in my body fades away. Leaving nothing behind but the taste of overly ripe grapes in my mouth.

"Now even asking what was in it? How bold of you," Medea says, sounding curious.

I smack my lips, looking at the woman, before jerking my eyes away once more. "I trust you."

"How very… dangerous of you master. You know I am the Witch of Betrayal after all." Caster replies, now sounding amused. Then she moves past me towards the water, leaving me to stand there.

I eventually force myself to turn to look towards her, more out of the need to correct her than to see her body. To my relief it was covered from the back still by her robe, leaving me with some ability to talk. "No, you're my friend." Then I pause, my hand moving to my lips. I had meant to say that wasn't true. "Why… are you naked?"

Her head turns towards me, giving me a view of a simple smile. Then with a sigh she leans down onto the stone, placing herself flat on her stomach. One hand moves to prop up her chin as her legs spread wide behind her. Then, like it was nothing but an illusion, and it possibly was, her robes dissipate into nothing. Revealing every inch of the woman. Blue hair runs down flawless, porcelain skin. A body without fat nor muscle, more of a statue than a living being. I find myself staring, unable to look away, much to the apparently amusement of Caster.

"Whatever are you staring at master? You act like you haven't seen a naked woman before."

"Beyond you I haven't," I reply, still not looking away. I twitch, moving my hands to my lips once more. "What is it you made me drink?"

"A concoction used to make truths come out more liberally. A product of the Dionysian cult, if you are curious." Then she stands, one hand moving through her hair to straighten it, another running down her body deliberately slowly as she steps into the water in front of her. A sigh escapes her as she sinks into it, her body disappearing until mercifully… regretfully, only her head remains. "Come boy, join me."

A small part of my brain is telling me that this is quite possibly a trap, and that Caster has finally gotten sick of my… tendencies… and will now proceed to kill me. The entire rest of my brain is stating that Caster cares about me, and while I have no idea what is going on, I probably should be getting undressed now. With at least some modicum of dignity I pull my shirt off, allowing it to fall to the floor. My pants follow soon after, leaving me with only my underwear. I pause there, my hands holding onto the rim of the fabric.

"You shall not entire my private bath with clothes on, Shirou." Caster teases.

My underwear follows my pants after a slightly nervous moment. I walk forward, one hand covering my now rather prominently displayed groin as I sink in the water. Despite the steam, if was only lukewarm, a kind of comforting warmth caused by a pool being naturally heated by the sun instead of a heater.

"I cannot help but notice more and more women are becoming rather fascinated by my master. And as your original servant, I thought it would be best to make my feelings on the subject rather clear." Caster says, a look of amusement on her face as she smiles at you. "I am well versed in the ways of such things, and you can think of this as… equal parts reward, and perhaps training as well. Tell me, as I sincerely doubt you shall remain untaken for long. Who interests you?"

I open my mouth to respond, only to be cut off by Caster.

"Is it Sakura, perhaps? There is not a night that girl does not lust for you," Caster replies. "Or perhaps Taiga, she looks at you as more than just a brother figure." As she speaks one of her legs rises from the water, rivulets of liquid running down it as she lightly runs her hands across the skin. "Rin? Perhaps not an ally, but she is beautiful-"

"You," I squeak out, and somehow blush harder all the while.

"Oh?" Caster replies, her smile growing a touch. "Did you suggest I was the subject of your lust?"

"No… yes… no," I reply, my own mouth fighting me. "You're beautiful, but… I…"

Caster's smile drops, her body moving through the water until she is face to face with me. Her eyes bore into my own. "Do not fight yourself, if you desire me, then take me. If you desire my body than it is yours, I am your serv-"

"I like you." I blurt out.

Caster's ears twitch, a dusting of pink coming across her face as she stares at me. Without another word she rises, halfway stradling me as her hands move to cup my face. Her breasts emerge from the water with her, jiggling and doing well to be a distraction as I try and focus on her eyes. "Truly?" she asks. Her voice void of emotion.

"You're… beautiful, I've always thought that since I found you in the park," I reply, my mouth moving faster than my brain can keep up. "But you're kind, and helpful, and you've become a dear friend. Is… that okay?"

Caster's head tilts, curiosity writ large on her features. "You choose the Witch of Betrayal, is that what you are telling me Shirou?"

I nod, not trusting my mouth anymore.

She steals my mouth a moment later regardless. Her head leaning down to lock lips with my own. I had been kissed by Ayako before, but that was a quick, awkward thing. Now I was being plundered. Her tongue danced in my mouth, mapping it before she slowly rubs it against my own. I try my best to match her movements, but almost the second I do, she pulls away, a line of saliva still connecting us both as her half-lidded eyes stare into my own. Her tongue darts out, licking at her lips, then she smiles. Not a teasing smile, not a plotting smile, but a genuinely, sweet smi-

My thoughts are immediately derailed as a tender hand wraps around my length, and my eyes dart downward to see her hand wrapped around my shaft. It looks… wrong, for a hand so perfect to be touching something like that, but such thoughts quickly fly away from me as she begins to gently jerk the hand up and down.

"Did you know my adorable little master? That semen is an excellent source of od? While mana is far more plentiful… there are far more… fascinating ways to extract od. I brought this up in the past but you refused me." I only half hear her words, more distracted by how my body is straining itself, flexing involuntarily as her hand moves around my length. "Don't you think you owe me something for my teachings?" Medea whispers, her tongue licking my ear.

I shudder, my breath coming out in pants as her tongue runs down from my ear to my neck. Her hand only moves faster and faster, soft coos escaping her lips as my hips start to jerk up to meet her motions. Her other hand joins in, rubbing at the tip even as she herself darts upwards to lock lips with me once more.

The kiss is full of passion, and my own hands shoot out to grasp the side of her face to hold her there. My tongue compared to her own is inexperienced and hardly able to keep up, but I pour as much of my feelings into it as I can. She pulls back a moment later, ignoring my attempts to keep the kiss going as she smiles down at me. "Sully my hands, cum for me Shirou."

It's enough, days of chaos mixed with battle upon battle leaves me with precious little time for release and self pleasure, and with a groan I climax. my body twitching as the white fluid stains the water. Medea grins, hands rising out of the water absolutely covered in it, and I watch as she brings it to her face and licks it off. I watch, transfixed as it runs down her arm, the witch now fully standing up and revealing the entirety of her form. In a matter of seconds she is clean, a finger previously coated in my semen popping out of her mouth before she stares down at me with a grin. "Quite a lot, master. Do you have any more for me?"

I only just climaxed, but between that display, and the water running off every inch of her body from her bountiful breasts to her wet lower lips… I found myself already getting hard once more, something she notices, if the smirk is anything to go by.

"Oho? Bold maser, very bold." Then, with no effort she picks me up by my shoulders and deposits me back onto the comparatively cold stone with a wet plot. I land on my elbows, bouncing slightly from the impact. But I don't dare look away, watching with rapt attention as Caster steps out of the water. Framed by the sunlight above, she is practically radiant, her wet hair sticking to her flesh, and her eyes alight with both mischief and something more. Her hands run across her body, over her bouncing breath and down to the blue hair between her lips, "it is good that I am feeling bold myself."

Her finger dips, then curls, her eyes shuddering as liquid that isn't just water runs down her legs. She leans forward, one hand staying firmly planted in her nethers as she crawls forward until she is straddling you. "Tell me, master," Caster says sinfully. Her ass pressed against my member. "How much do you want me?"

'More than anything', is what I want to say. But all that comes out is a desperate groan.

Caster giggles, the sound echoing in the room. "What a foolish master I have." Then she leans forward, her breasts pressing against my chest as a cheshire grin plants itself on her face. "But, allow me to tell you a secret Shirou."

"Yeah?" I reply.

The hand that was pleasuring herself grabs your shaft, positioning it just underneath her slit. "That foolishness is what I love about you."

That was the only warning I got before she slammed her hips down on my own. Our reactions are immediate and joint, her head jerking back as she lets out a deep, satisfied moan. And I let out a groan as my body screams new sensations at my brain. I only just manage to avoid slamming my head against the stone from the sudden sensation rocketing through me. Yet I keep my eyes open, locked onto Medea as she shudders atop me. Eventually, in what could have been seconds, could have been years, she looks back down, her mouth open, her eyes wide, and her breath coming in pants.

"I drank some myself." Caster replies, her mouth curling into a satisfied smile.

Then she lifts her hips and slams them down again. There is no rhythm to it, only lust, and my desperate flailing hands shoot out to hold her against me as she rides me for all that I am worth. Her lips press against my neck, then my face, desperate, quick, fluttering kisses before her lips lock with my own. We groan into each other's mouths, our hands rubbing over each other's bodies. There is no coordination, her air of proud domineering control gone as our breaths mix. Mine hot and heavy, hers sweet of flowers.

Her hands grab my own, shoving them onto her breasts. My fingers sink into the flesh, and I watch mesmerized as she pulls back and dances atop me. This isn't the calm, cool and collected Caster I knew. This was Medea, her breasts bouncing, her hair swaying, her eyes clouded and a happy grin on her face that keeps being replaced by wide, opened mouth gasps. "You… like me do you?" Medea asks between pants.

I groan, desperately trying to match her fall with my rise.

"What a kind master, a thick master." Medea continues. "Trusting this witch."

She slams her hips down once more, wiggling in my lap, grinding me inside of her. "I was an object of desire, men fought over me. But now?" She leans forward, eyes locked with my own.

My head darts forward, lips locking with hers. Whatever she was about to say is lost, her hands moving around the back of my head as our hips meet with wet smacks. I hold her against me, forgetting the groping, hugging the woman against me as my hip movements get more frantic, more desperate. My vision goes white, my body goes taught, and her cries increase in pitch until finally…

She crushes me against her painfully as I bottom out inside of her, my seed filling the woman as she lets out a muffled cry into my mouth. I twitch, riding the wave of pleasure, tears stinging in my eyes. Everything… is spinning, once I recover and she removes her lips from my own, and I take in desperate gasps of breath as I fall against the wet stone. My chest heaves, my body alight as nerves scream their newfound pleasurable agony. I couldn't see Medea anymore, she had fallen off to the side. Though, given the pants audible in my ears, it would seem she wasn't doing much better.

Eventually a dainty hand moves to my chest, and I slowly turn my head to see Caster resting on her front. She was a mess, her hair completely out of place, spittle on her face, and eyes wet with tears. But a small, pleased smile was on her face that made her look positively radiant. "Did you enjoy yourself Master?"

I draw in a breath. "Are you… sure about this?"

Medea's smile drops, then, with a sigh, she pushes herself onto her hands and knees. "After all of that, it would seem you need further convincing." Moving herself so that she was back in my lap, she stares down at me. "Anything to say for yourself?"

"I love you."

Medea pauses, the pink returning to her cheeks. Then she smiles. "I am well aware."

I didn't leave the workshop for a while after.
 
Wait...this thread doesn't have the mature tag. All NSFW threads should have that. Do we need to put a spoiler with a mature tag if our text leans towards the more explicit?

Thanks for the reminder, I've added the tag!

And no, I don't think this will be necessary; as this thread is pretty explicitly flagged as containing potentially NSFW content, I feel we have given sufficient warning for anyone who may see explicit content.

Are dinosaurs allowed?

Dinosaurs are definitely not safe in the workplace, so yes, this is very much on theme.
 
Sorry, I'm really confused. One of SV's rules says that pornographic works aren't allowed:

Sufficient Velocity allows content which contain elements (such as sex scenes, drug use, and violence) which may be uncomfortable for some readers, as long as that content is handled maturely. We do not allow content which is pornographic, sexually or violently exploitative, or which exploits the participation of minors.

Content on Sufficient Velocity may be aimed at mature readers and they may contain mature elements, but they cannot be pornographic or exploitative.
Content which has mature themes and which would generally be considered pornographic, outrageously explicit, or offensive - for example, actual pornography; Bible Black; Saw, Human Centipede, etc. - (where sex and/or violence are explicit and form the purpose or a significant portion of the work) is not acceptable on Sufficient Velocity, and may, depending on the circumstances, fall afoul of the Terms of Service prohibition against obscene content.

This is not a set of firm lines. Between the extremes of "always acceptable" and "never acceptable" is a gradation, in which we ask you to be considerate of your fellow posters.

This seems to fly directly in the face of that? I know, no strict lines, but now I'm seriously confused on what the general spirit of the 'no pornography' rule is supposed to be.

My previous read on it was that if a work is intended to be smut, if you'd characterize your own work as porn, then it's one of those "never acceptable" things. Is this not the case? Should we just ask in staff communications for a mod to review first any time we're uncertain if the thing we want to post is too porn-y (assuming no other rules are being broken, of course, like the ones you listed there)?

I'm not asking about obviously banned shit like sexualizing minors or egregious sexual violence, and I'm glad SV doesn't stand for that. It's just very confusing and slightly frustrating to be told to get spicy and 'let our freak flags fly' when the rules do also say smut and too-explicit sex scenes are not allowed.

(Also let me just preempt any "I know it when I see it" quotes)
 
Sorry, I'm really confused. One of SV's rules says that pornographic works aren't allowed:




This seems to fly directly in the face of that? I know, no strict lines, but now I'm seriously confused on what the general spirit of the 'no pornography' rule is supposed to be.

My previous read on it was that if a work is intended to be smut, if you'd characterize your own work as porn, then it's one of those "never acceptable" things. Is this not the case? Should we just ask in staff communications for a mod to review first any time we're uncertain if the thing we want to post is too porn-y (assuming no other rules are being broken, of course, like the ones you listed there)?

I'm not asking about obviously banned shit like sexualizing minors or egregious sexual violence, and I'm glad SV doesn't stand for that. It's just very confusing and slightly frustrating to be told to get spicy and 'let our freak flags fly' when the rules do also say smut and too-explicit sex scenes are not allowed.

(Also let me just preempt any "I know it when I see it" quotes)

So firstly, thanks for your feedback. It is true, and has been raised before, that the language of Rule 6 can be a a bit unclear - this is a case where we are trying to balance a lot of competing concerns, and you know the saying about a good compromise making no one happy?

We intentionally draw the language of Rule 6 a bit more strictly, to convey the idea that users should tread with due diligence and care in an area like this. However, we have had many works posted on SV which explicitly identify themselves as erotica or porn; some of which have been make Picks of the Month or nominated in the User's Choice Awards. Most have had elements of plot as well, but often the plot heavily revolves around sexual themes. The Kushiel's Legacy series, given as an example of acceptable mature content, is also erotica.

Why all the hullabaloo about "pornography" in the rules language, in that case? Well, it is partly a question of wanting users who are new to the forum to err a bit on the side of caution, and partly to do with how lawyers think about the word "obscene" or "pornography" versus us normies, etc.. Whilst it is really helpful to get feedback, I cannot prmise you that we are changing the text of Rule 6 to convey this idea more clearly, because that is simply out of scope of this contest. But I can tell you that so long as you are not touching on very obvious redlines around age, egregious violence, sexual assault, etc., then you have my explicit promise that there will not be a problem.

This is also the case on the rest of the forum, for what it's worth; but I know there is a perception that it's not, partly due to the way we've communicated. If this contest can help start a conversation about that, then that's all to the good.
 
Sorry, I'm really confused. One of SV's rules says that pornographic works aren't allowed:




This seems to fly directly in the face of that? I know, no strict lines, but now I'm seriously confused on what the general spirit of the 'no pornography' rule is supposed to be.

My previous read on it was that if a work is intended to be smut, if you'd characterize your own work as porn, then it's one of those "never acceptable" things. Is this not the case? Should we just ask in staff communications for a mod to review first any time we're uncertain if the thing we want to post is too porn-y (assuming no other rules are being broken, of course, like the ones you listed there)?

I'm not asking about obviously banned shit like sexualizing minors or egregious sexual violence, and I'm glad SV doesn't stand for that. It's just very confusing and slightly frustrating to be told to get spicy and 'let our freak flags fly' when the rules do also say smut and too-explicit sex scenes are not allowed.

(Also let me just preempt any "I know it when I see it" quotes)

This is a common misconception and part of the reason I'm so glad to see this contest come to fruition. I actually post an explicit fanfic here myself (although I have not updated in a while due to IRL), and I would personally (and unofficially) probably put the line somewhere around... Characters having sex is fine, writing literally just sex with prop bodies, like you would find in video porn, for example, probably is usually not, unless it is particularly artful sex, I suppose.

My hope is actually to get this contest linked in Rule Six after it's completed as an example of this kind of content being posted on the site, but whether or not that will happen is up in the air, because there are apparently legal reasons the staff cannot specifically approve of or preapprove content which may violate Rule Six. People tell me this doesn't have a chilling effect, and that it's clear to the users of SV that NSFW content is welcome, but tbh I think that is self-evidently wrong af, as you've so helpfully demonstrated.
 
Until I read Hug Your Destiny myself, I thought writing about sex was banned here. Can someone give the definition of pornography that Rule 6 is based on?
 
Valentine Chocolate
You asked for this.

= Valentine Chocolate =


The EIG Transformation Emporium had a yearly Valentines sale throughout February. It was a busy month for the small business, and the AI had its crow-drone bot-bodies working to the point of being very obvious about the fact it was not a singular robot.

This wasn't because of the special offers on the floor displays. Paired jewelry for those who want to spend the holiday and beyond with the ability to fuse with their significant other, either as a singular combined individual or as a two headed creature of some kind, were reasonably popular but not a massive seller. Feathered wing granting amulets were a more common sale, but EIG personally found small changes like that a bit simple to stock in great number and typically the corner display was sold out.

The south wall's locked book shelves had a few more license restricted options on sale. Do it yourself transformation candy books always sold well during the month for those who passed the TF safety exams. Although the book section in general was the worst selling thing EIG had in its store.

The north wall custom order form area had a seasonal catalog for special offers. Custom jewelry or the addition of a native TF ability was the big ticket item for going to the Emporium instead of heading to the Shifties in the city strip mall ten miles east. Living chocolate and other ways to be the treat for your significant other were on offer at a discount, along with the more mundane 'matched species shift' offer of letting a pair of lovers change freely between their two original species. However, while there was a notable line for these services, it still wasn't the big reason that the AI had to work overtime for the entire month.

No, that went to the major issue with every holiday after the start of the year, and Valentines in particular. EIG's offered transformation reversal and correction services, and those ended up overbooked every year. EIG held a firm belief that transformation sales locations should always have the capacity to correct any issues that could be created by their products, but the fact that it owned the best reversal option in 50 miles said everything about how the big name stores felt about that idea.

So when people who went to Shifties or All Mart for cheap Halloween TF candy, and then found it again months later and decided that it was chocolate so it would work for Valentines, it ended up EIG's job to fix the resulting issues. Like when a rabbit ended up stuck halfway wolf with chocolate poisoning from his otter girlfriend who needed to be extracted after being reduced to just fat on his body.

"So, to be clear here," EIG said bluntly to the latest customers after untangling them from the mess they made. "This wasn't unplanned? You actually intended to use candy purchased at Halloween for this Valentines ritual?" It had four other clients at the time for reversals, but this was the one that needed the focus.

The rabbit had honestly been lucky. EIG knew from its years as a factory that you could usually tell which manufacturers used an easier to make transformation base by what happened to victims after it had broken down past its use by date.

A weasel like appearance meant that a cheaper small mammal change was used in place of some kind of proper wolf. Extra fur and fangs with no other changes said that it was a hint of wolf under a few medical hair and tooth loss treatments. Reduction to a blob of chocolate meant that somebody either used too much of a cheap transformative filler, or that the victim in question might have tried to use a few more common Valentines specific candies mixed with quite a bit of Halloween leftovers to extend their supply.

In this case a partial residual change after it should have expired along with theobromine intolerance meant that somebody had put a neutralized wild werewolf venom into it. Still a problem that required what amounted to medical treatment, but much easier to solve. "We used the candy for Halloween too, so we thought they would be fine," the bunny fur stuttered out with a nervous glance over to his girlfriend.

"It was a sweet idea," the otter fur added. She had been in a much worse situation. One that EIG personally despised as a thing they even could have found themselves in by accident. It recognized her change as the standard Shifties' Chocolate Change, which got away with casual sales because of a small book of safety information paperwork that acted as the front of the packaging. A book there was no requirement to read before purchase and that as far as it could tell nobody actually read before they used the conversion spray. Most people did after using the spray, but almost never before.

The result was a day long change into living chocolate, that was not tuned for being eaten at all. With the packaging only mentioning tasting as a thing to try, and a booklet of issues if you ate more than a fingertip or so of the subject. EIG at this point in the month was quite used to removing, reformating and reanimating fat from one or more people back into another person. The otter was not even the first to make that terrible pun after being restored that day.

"Next time you try to do this, or suggest this to someone else, I want you to do three things for me," the drone it was using cawed at them unhappily. "First, double check the expiration dates on everything." It pointed a modular wing-arm at the rabbit, the entirely cosmetic limb nearly useless but very aesthetically pleasing for sales and customer interactions. "You nearly ended up stuck like that and contagious. Second, double check the allergies and toxins for the resulting form. That particular candy you used lacks chocolate tolerance, and just because most furs can handle it doesn't mean fur-like forms can." The wing swung to the otter. "As for you, third thing, make sure that there is reformation included in the change before you become food that will be eaten!"

"Next time implies you aren't going to tell us not to do it again," the otter smugly declared. "After all, despite the difficulty I had a wonderful time. Right, Rodger?" Her boyfriend failed to reply sensibly, but clearly agreed. EIG personally did not think the rabbit actually remembered much of the expired transformation due to a major feral mind state side effect. Probably little more than an impression of emotions, but that likely worked out to something worthwhile here.

"You want to feed yourself to him I have a number of specials available this month that will actually let you do it without needing to come back here to be remade after the fact," it bluntly told her, and pointed at the shelf that had the same catalogs as downstairs for cases where a 'reversal' in practice turned into just a new change. "We have all kinds of chocolate if that is your preference." With regeneration options that would allow her to continue to exist separately from her boyfriend even if all of her ended up inside him again.

"How about hot chocolate? A nice warm winter drink for dear Rodger on those cold, cold days," the otter said mostly to the rabbit, with a shimmy of movement to imply the idea of melting into a drink for him to consume.

"Page 20, fluid methods. Would you like that with or without marshmallows?" EIG asked a bit more happily. If it could get an actual sale out of this then the difficulty would be worth it. There was nothing the AI liked more than giving others interesting forms after all.

"Ah, that. That sounds wonderful," Rodger managed to say with a bright blush.

"Sounds like 'with' to me," the otter declared, and then actually managed to keep up the flirty mood with her boyfriend all through the far more complicated paperwork EIG insisted on. The stuff that properly covered the possible issues. "So, from the sounds of this stuff I will, what, just pop back in my bed an hour after being entirely drunk?"

"That is the standard setting," EIG confirmed. "Full consumption will be slightly more difficult though. Standard mass regeneration is fast enough that you would need to crawl down someone's throat to experience that." The rabbit blushed again at the resulting smirk on the otter. "Minimum setting available for this option is half of that due to the liquid nature of this variant creating longer in-body duration."

"So, will this be a necklace or something?" the rabbit questioned.

"Do you wish to have it as an item?" it asked in reply. "That would allow both of you to use it in sequence, although it would meld with you for the transformation duration."

"Honestly, honey, I'd rather just be able to do it, whenever, I, want," the otter said in a breathy tone. "Unless you also want to feed me, bunny boy?" EIG was grateful that it was easily ignored as just a machine for this sort of thing. Embarrassment over being seen doing this publicly ruined so many sales.

"I'd rather be a more solid candy?" Rodger nervously questioned, and it happily gave them options there too. That took a while, long enough for another full cycles of easier fixes in the other rooms.

"Test conversion for correctness is the next step," EIG declared when everything was signed and it was confident that the warnings were actually understood.

"Start me off," the otter said cheerfully. The machinery set into the walls of the room quickly applied the full ability, reversible but completed in case of acceptance, and then forced a change. The sleek mammal splashed and rippled as she was converted into perfectly warm liquid milk and chocolate, with little marshmallows that bobbled up to her surface like freckles. "Oh! This is so much nicer!" the fluid aquatic mammal declared as she flowed around her boyfriend and squished her body into his fur. "How about a taste check?" she squeaked and sensually slipped her paw into his half open mouth.

"Delicious," he mumbled distractedly, which made the otter laugh and splash away a distance. "Um, my turn?" Rodger then questioned.

A second activation and the rabbit became a living dark chocolate bunny, the deep brown indicative of something even more poisonous to the accidental result he had been stuck in just a short time earlier. "Oh my bitter treat," the otter declared as she surged back onto him, with a long lick to confirm. "Let's see how fast you melt," she added with a smile as she forced her always warm body against him, making the dark candy start to flow into her as they began to collapse into a single puddle.

"I take it these are acceptable?" EIG asked with amusement. "If so then I can begin instruction on the control of the change, and then move onto my next client."

"How much to reserve this room a bit longer?" the otter asked as she pushed her half molten boyfriend down into the swirl they were making on the floor, and then agreed to the given price.

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[Author's Note]
My first story actually put down for my chosen fursona. I actually like where this went more than where it started, as while the fixing stuff is fun to consider, my real joy actually is enjoyable changes.
 
Characters having sex is fine, writing literally just sex with prop bodies, like you would find in video porn, for example, probably is usually not, unless it is particularly artful sex, I suppose.
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Personally I'm not really interested in this competition. After the absolute shitshow surrounding that porn quest that got scraped over from QQ, I'm still not enthused with SV's stance regarding mature content on their site.
as this thread is pretty explicitly flagged as containing potentially NSFW content, I feel we have given sufficient warning for anyone who may see explicit content.
Ah yes, a tiny little easily missable tag, which doesn't even show up in most hotlinks. QQ has a login wall to get to the nsfw stuff, Ao3 doesn't need an account but does have an 'are you sure you wish to read this it has mature content please click confirm if so' page.

SV's got none of that, the earlier mentioned rules that states no pornography and a competition asking for pornography issue, and is more than willing to swing the banhammer at someone making an 'i'm fourteen and what is this' meme joke. You never know if a Mature tag (if you even see it) is for violence or sex or people flirting until you come across that content.

I've got other places more dedicated to erotica if I was looking for it. And frankly, until SV can put in the bare fucking minimum effort into making sure people are aware what they're walking into on this site known for scifi and fantasy vs debates and niche fanfic, I've no interest in adding or reading NSFW content on this site.

I'm not saying SV shouldn't be looking to expand into nsfw territory. I'm saying it's a goddamn tragedy that QQ, the horny site of the trio, puts more effort into keeping people from stumbling across porn.
 
Open the Door, get on the floor, everybody walk the Gay Dinosaur
I present you with
Open the Door, get on the floor, everybody walk the Gay Dinosaur


Sixty-Six Million Years ago, you'd think the Earth would be a completely unrecognizable place. But you'd be wrong. Aside from the higher oxygen levels, bigger bugs, and a distinct lack of a McDonalds(Which if we're being honest is a good thing. The McRib was never that good let it go.), pretty much everything was still the same as it was today.
You know, except for the giant lizards walkin' everywhere. Okay sure they're more closely related to birds, but so is a bucket of KFC and you don't see people complaining when they don't call it fowl(except for Tuesdays when Kevin's in charge of the fryer).
Back to the great scaled giants. The main difference from then as to now. You had the big guys like the longnecks, the small but angry little fella's like the razor-toes(and not those big ones they're gonna' end up finding in Nevada), and the peanut heads like the three-horns.
Then you got my favorite, the club-tails. Bigger than a Tesla truck(if it ever gets here) and tougher than hard tack. If you thought live back in the prehistoric age was rough already, try walkin' around after getting your femur bone destroyed by a strike from what is essentially an anvil attached to a whip. Yessiree, ol' club-tails were some of the meanest SOB's to walk the Earth.
Like, for instance, the one currently retrieving herself a nice refreshing gulp of H20 from the watering hole. Head down and lapping up that delicious aqua like it was nectar from the gods(which is funny since Zeus wouldn't be running around for a good while. He hadn't perfected his Goose form yet.), and not caring in the slightest that there was a three-horn on one side and a devil-horn on the other.
See aside from just being so tough that neither of these two even registered to her as a threat, watering holes back then still held the same basic set of common courtesy that modern ones do today. Lions, gazelle, elephants, all them big African game animals were chiller than a freezer baggie full of cucumber slices at the watering hole, because anyone who started something there was a grade A buttwipe, and that's a technical term.
So the club-tail, we're call her Brownie, couldn't care less that the devil-horn was eyeballing her like a piece of scrumptious dinner, or that the three-horn was apparently trying to drown itself in the watering hole because good god those things had brains so small you'd think they were the prizes in a cracker jack box from the 90's.
The joke being that there were no prizes in the boxes in the 90's, we really should've sued them for false advertising.
Anyways back to the great beasts getting' their drink on. Brownie was about to quench her thirst when the watering hole rippled as a new guest joined the party. Looking up, Brownie was thankful that she had just took a big gulp of water, otherwise anyone watching might think the water dribbling from her mouth was drool. Her eyes widened at the absolutely STUNNING form before her, a arched back that teased a playfulness that was adorned with big ol' plates that you just KNEW dispersed that heat in the most alluring of ways, trailing along the spine and past some hips that look like they would crack boulders if sat upon(no telling what those tight thighs could do to Brownie's head if given the chance), all ending in a long sinewy length of tail that had a tip of dangerous yet sexy spikes.
Now Brownie was no common fool that would turn her head at just any pretty thing with a strong pair of legs, otherwise she'd have been caught by all the sharptooth girls that'd chased her down over the years, but the stunning spiketail in front of her was...well it was a good thing the oxygen levels were so much higher back then cause she felt out of breath.
Bending down and taking a gulp of water that Brownie wished was her tongue, the spiketail paid no heed to the leering stare she was receiving from her drinking companion. That is until she looked up and saw an expression that was 2 parts enthralled and 1 part blue screen.
The spiketail, who we'll call Marsha, assumed the worst and squinted back at Brownie. Obviously the club-tail was intent on challenging her for whatever reason, and she wouldn't have it, she hadn't made it this far by being the one to back down from a stare down.
Stomping her way over to Brownie and swaying those hips in an almost hypnotizing fashion, Marsha stood a few heads over Brownie, her larger, thicker form intent on intermediate the club-tail into submission. Marsha expected many things to happen, from Brownie bowing her head in defeat, to receiving a challenge call in response.
What she didn't expect was for Brownie to bleat out a surprised mating call while currently under the pressured gaze of the prettiest spike-tail she'd ever seen.
The surrounding devil-horn, three-horn, and long-necks blinked in surprise at this, and suddenly decided that they had much better things to do than be where they currently where. You know, finding hidden valleys and ending up in ancient areas deep within the hollowed confines of the Earth. Normal stuff.
Marsha was, for lack of a better word, stumped of course. She'd never had THAT happen before, and she certainly was somewhat pleased that the pretty club-tail before her felt that way about her, no matter how happily her spiked-tail was swinging back and forth.
No Dinosaurs don't talk, that much is obvious, but if they did talk then this would be the moment that Brownie overcame her shyness and admitted that Marsha was by far the most beautiful creature she'd ever seen, and after a short spell of butterflies in her tummy, Marsha would reply in turn

000

"Grandpa, is this story gonna' actually have anything cool happen in it."
The old man frowned as he looked up from the book he was reading from, Sapphic Saurus' of Ancient Lesbian Lands, and stared at his grandson. "You wanted an interesting story didn't you? Otherwise why else would you pretend to be sick just to skip out on school."
"I dunno, I just thought you'd read me something fun, like a story about a farmer who fell in love with a girl, go separated and became a pirate and had to save her from a corrupt king while making friends with a Spaniard and a giant."
"Ah something lie that would never be popular. But you want excitement huh?"
"Yeah."
"Alright then..."

000

As Marsha began to reply with a earnest and honest deep felt love confession, a giant meteor blocked out the gun, careening towards the Earth at such speeds that when it broke through the atmosphere pretty much anything flying around at that point was vaporized in a gulf of flame. The impact of it hitting the Earth was so strong that it could be felt all the way on the other side of the planet.
Brownie and Marsha never did get to finish their honest love confesson, because some little boys are just unappreciative of true love. The end.

000

"Wow, way ruin a story grandpa."
"What's that, you want me to read you 50 Shades of Grey?"
"N-no no! I like the story, really!"
"That's right you little shit, don't think I'm too old to throw down. Now, back to the story, their tails entwined in a loving, yet sensual manner as the Columbo watched from the bushes, having stolen the 2nd Doctor's TARDIS in order to witness ancient prehistoric love-"
"Come on Grandpa, no fanfiction."
"Grrr, fine."
000

Tails entwined and their hearts aflutter not from the extreme sudden death of a meteor, but from true love, Brownie and Marsha stared into each others eyes and knew without a shadow of a doubt that this was the individual whom they would spend the rest of their lives with.
A bleat from Brownie was reciprocated by a moo from Marsha, both of them leaning forward and nuzzling the others nose with their own. This was basically how Dinosaurs made out, because believe you me after the first couple of times somebody poked someone else's eye out by playin' tonsil hockey they learned their lesson.
Now you might be wondering, why would two creatures who literally just met be so madly in love with one another? Well, that's true love. It extends beyond all manner of common sense, it ignores the walls of class, gender, race, even species. Now I'm not saying that you're likely to suddenly walk out your front door tomorrow and fall in love with a flower, but let me put it this way....
More people die from vending machines than they do from shark attacks. So anything's possible yeah?
Which is why what Brownie and Marsha are experiencing right now is beautiful, it's honest, and perhaps arousing to somebody reading this on a internet forum near the beginning of February. You know who you are. Regardless, these two creatures have found true love even in the harsh and unforgiving time they lived in, and in the end that was enough.

000

The grandpa stared at his grandson, who still looked bored out of his mind. "Okay what now you little punk."
"I dunno, still felt like it needed more action. Like, where was all the girl boss scenes and the jerk misogynist who tried telling them they couldn't find love with each other?"
"What do I look like, a writer for modern Simpsons? This story has more class."
"C'mon grandpa, it'll be fun"
"Oh for the love of-FINE."

000

Shortly after Brownie and Marsha were experiencing true love with each other and what would've been a perfectly good ending to a fabulous story, disaster reared it's ugly head!
From the bushes emerged Chaddicus Rex, a most heinous sharptooth wearing expensive aviators and a polo shirt with its collar popped so high it blocked out the sun. He declared that he beautiful feelings that Brownie and Marsha felt for one another weren't real because anything with a vagina apparently can't think for itself. He then shot them finger guns for added destructive purposes.
What Chaddicus didn't realize was that Brownie and Marsha both had a combined Tik-Rock following in the millions, and used their social media clout to summon a flash mob of righteous and fabulous fury upon the misogynisticsaurus in front of them. It bothered Chaddicus to no end, and even though he threatened them with all manner of doxxing and spouted mad, pathetic hate-speech the pride parade of love would not be held back. Indeed it was pretty obvious that those like Chaddicus were just sad little shits that didn't really care of someone was care, or trans, or non-binary, they just wanted to be a giant turd to everyone trying to live out their lives.
Hit by all manner of rainbow glitter, powerful hashtags, and scientific facts that he was giant turd, Chaddicus had to slink away back to his den of depravity amongst the other frat bros and Karensauruses. Later, on whatever the hell ancient equivalent to Facebook would be, Chaddicus wrote a long winded post about how HE was the true victim in everything, and then accidentally posted pictures of his incredibly tiny weiner for all the see and laugh at, even his mother who quickly disowned him for being a turd.
And then, for no reason at all, Pat Benatar's ancient monkey ancestor showed up and started up the most kick-ass concert that the world had seen up to that point. And because the world is completely awesome and actually cares about the LGBTQ+ community, Cyndi Lauper joined in as well. Because Cyndi Lauper was the most beautiful and wondrous singer to grace a stage, and if anyone tells you something different like Cher, they're lying and they obviously didn't grow up watching the Goonies.
The End.
 
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This is a common misconception and part of the reason I'm so glad to see this contest come to fruition. I actually post an explicit fanfic here myself (although I have not updated in a while due to IRL), and I would personally (and unofficially) probably put the line somewhere around... Characters having sex is fine, writing literally just sex with prop bodies, like you would find in video porn, for example, probably is usually not, unless it is particularly artful sex, I suppose.

My hope is actually to get this contest linked in Rule Six after it's completed as an example of this kind of content being posted on the site, but whether or not that will happen is up in the air, because there are apparently legal reasons the staff cannot specifically approve of or preapprove content which may violate Rule Six. People tell me this doesn't have a chilling effect, and that it's clear to the users of SV that NSFW content is welcome, but tbh I think that is self-evidently wrong af, as you've so helpfully demonstrated.
I feel like this is a disingenuous reading of the rules to advocate for, even on a personal basis, when you're wearing a Councilor Badge and posting using caveats like these in direct response to a rules question.

As SV's enforcement policy on NSFW content has no firm lines and relies largely upon whichever moderator you get reported to in regards to how they decide to read the rules, this offers me no reassurance that any of the staff will be mature enough to look at the differences between art and whatever they consider obscenity under whatever 'legal reasons' they're apparently obliged to operate. I think you're right that this does have a chilling effect on content creation of a certain kind, and I appreciate your honesty in regards to the possible lack of effect this contest will have, but this very much seems like a top-level moderation issue that needs far more transparency instead of just examples being outlined for the community to follow.

Put very bluntly, I absolutely do not trust Sufficient Velocity's staff on this issue and never will unless they offer a much more complete outline of what is or is not acceptable.

I do wish everyone participating in the contest the best of luck and hope the contest sponsors affect the kind of change they hope for, but the kinds of reservations I have with this forum mean I won't be participating.
 
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Personally I'm not really interested in this competition. After the absolute shitshow surrounding that porn quest that got scraped over from QQ, I'm still not enthused with SV's stance regarding mature content on their site.
I feel like this is a disingenuous reading of the rules to advocate for, even on a personal basis, when you're wearing a Councilor Badge and posting using caveats like these in direct response to a rules question.

Thanks to the wonders of technology, AI art generators have helped us create a workable definition! Anything an AI art generator can generate is art, anything it can't is not! :V

More seriously though, my fanfic is a direct port over of a QQ story, set in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia setting, and aside from underage content (and the appearance of it), I really don't hold back on depicting it basically as written. There's corruption, tentacles, laundry kink, sex robots, dubcon, naked powermad undead, the list goes on. I flesh it out, as you would have to writing a story, but I'm aware of several staff members who have read it and there has been no issue.

It may be that an NSFW quest is harder to port over, since you inevitably have people who decide to suggest actions that might go outside the rules, and maybe that causes headaches? I don't know, I'm not familiar with the incident involved, and I don't read quests at all since I can't handle looking at all the choice formatting inline with the story itself, it pulls me out of it.

However, given I am one of the most prominent NSFW writers and maybe even the one with the kinkiest story on SV, it's not fair I think to call my position disingenuous.

Part of the reason I wanted this contest run was to link this thread, or maybe a thread containing just the entries, in the content of Rule Six as an example of what can be allowed on the site while skirting around SV having to officially endorse anything. I think it would solve at least some of the confusion if there was a place to point people to.
 
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