The Stan Lee Parable

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Greetings, True Believers!! Are you ready to participate in one of the most astounding...


Greetings, True Believers!! Are you ready to participate in one of the most astounding adventures the world has ever seen?!

This is The Stan Lee Parable, a titanic tale exploring The Illusion Of Choice Change!!®

Now, this is the first time I've done one of these quest things, so I'm thinking we'll write it in the Marvel Method.® I don't want to hamper your creativity by giving you multiple choice options, so you just tell me what happens next, and I'll script it in my usual sensational style!

Here's how the quest starts:

You're Jack "The King" Kirby, artist extraordinaire!! It's the 1960s, and you're standing outside the doors of the Marvel offices!! I don't know why you're standing there, or whether you're coming or going ...that's for you to decide!! Tell me what happens next!!
 
[X] Teleport right to the editors office to continue working on Captain America, while also bringing forth and creating all manner of new and amazing adventures and characters.
[X] Like the Eternals, aliens that live around the outer planets of the solar system that are similar to some of Earths gods. They are fighting for freedom and against the tyranny of the Imperfects and dealing with the unperceiveable Inhumans.
 
[X] All of Marvel's plotholes were starting to piss you off, so you stormed up here to complain and tell them how they should have done it, by bringing in your own redrawn and ploted comics.
 
[X] Bring in my new concept drawings for a flagship superhero/adventurer series.
[X] Teleport right to the editors office to continue working on Captain America, while also bringing forth and creating all manner of new and amazing adventures and characters.
[X] Like the Eternals, aliens that live around the outer planets of the solar system that are similar to some of Earths gods. They are fighting for freedom and against the tyranny of the Imperfects and dealing with the unperceiveable Inhumans.
[X] All of Marvel's plotholes were starting to piss you off, so you stormed up here to complain and tell them how they should have done it, by bringing in your own redrawn and ploted comics.

You enter the office and the two of us have a passionate brainstorm session!! At one point I hop on top of my desk, gesturing wildly as I describe to you my ideas for several fantastic new series!!

I tell you about a group called the Eternals!! They're from another planet, but they're also very human, with human problems!! My publisher, Martin Goodman, thought the title sounded dumb, but I told him it was just the right kind of dumb name to get people's attention!!

I also tell you about the new adventures of Captain America, a Taiwanese woman who's confused about why she's Captain America, because she's never even been to America!! It's a crazy concept, but I thought it was time for a new direction!! And with you drawing my concepts, we'll have the biggest sellers of century!!

What happens next?
 
[X] Get laughed out of the office, abbondon your idea, and start working for DC. You will shown them, you will show them all!
 
[X] Detonate the Bomb you've hidden in the brittish PM's trousers.
 
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