If you do not smoke, then I am not for you.
If you do smoke, then... well, come, listen. Perhaps you've met me before. Perhaps one day in the past. And if you haven't, then... Well then, perhaps you will, one day in the future.
Say... Everyone smokes for a reason. Sometimes it's because they think it's cool, sometimes peer pressure; sometimes it's stress, or frustration; sometimes it's just plain old boredom. Whatever it is, everyone who smokes looks for something in that single rolled up package of cancer-in-a-stick, and sometimes...
Sometimes, they find something.
...Those times, they find me.
I am The Smoker, and I... I am a friend.