The Rain Curtain (A Wuxia/Xuanhuan Bandit Quest)

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The Chui Dynasty has ruled far too long. The heavens express their displeasure with a rain that would drown the world. Demons creep in every shadow.

In the end of an age, even a brigand might become emperor.
A Happenstance In The Rain
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Rain fell like a curtain, obscuring the world for miles around. It soaked into the road, turning it into a river of mud that sucked at the horseshoes and the boots of the five county magistrates. It soaked into their straw hats, and rivulets ran out of their mold infested straw cloaks. Only burning them could remove the forest of mold, insects, and other parasites that infested them. Their leader, Dong Quan, was mounted, carrying a fine saber and an official seal at his waist. The others walked alongside a horse-pulled cart which carried a cage, a wooden roof and a wooden floor surrounded by iron bars. Retrieved items were placed alongside it- jade hairpins and a golden necklace wrapped in an oilcloth, as well as a crate with a fine silk robe and other miscellaneous things.

There was a criminal inside the cage, a dark shape hunched over themselves, their hands bound in a wooden stockade. They were also the driest person present. The magistrates had to live with insects in their cloak and clothes that weighed a ton from all the water. The cart had to be pushed with cold and shivering limbs like a plow as the criminal inside grinned maliciously at the two pushers heaving in the mud. The other two had long dagger-axes on their shoulders, each walking abreast of the cart and flicking glances into the dark wood that surrounded them.

This was not a friendly forest, the kind that surrounded the manses of gentlemen or cultivated within cities. This was an old, old forest, the kind that peasants feared to tread in and made sure to pray to all the deities of earth and sky before each brief foray, the sort whispered to harbor bandits, ghosts, and demons.

"I say we chop the criminal's head off here," Chao Quan hissed as he walked, the youngest of the five. "She's headed for the mines anyway, so we'd be doing her a favour."

"Doubt it," his fellow, Wang Yentai said. "She's rich- either some daughter of a nob or a servant that scarpered with the jewels. Her family'll be wanting her back, I betcha."

"Oh, that's more reason then. They're sadistic. Mines'll be a mercy." He lent over and rapped a fist on the bars. "Hear that? You say the word, and I'll have your head off right quick. Painless-like."

The only response was a gimlet stare through a curtain of matted hair. He shrugged and turned away. "I hate it," Chao Quan complained. "This rain, that is. I can't see anything. There could be anyone hiding in those woods."

"Demons," Wang Yentai leered. "There's a man-eating tiger living in the mountains. She can turn into a beautiful woman, and seduces good villagers and leads them off to the mountains to eat their livers. Perhaps she's stalking us like cattle. Eh?"

Chao Quan stared at Yentai. "Fuck off," he eventually said to the cackling of all of the magistrates excepting Dong Quan, who played the noble to the hilt and stared dead ahead, scanning the treeline.

"Wickle Chao Quan scared of tigers," Tao Qisan chuckled as he pushed the cart.

"Wickle Chao Quan wets his bed when he sees a cat," Mu Lubai added besides Tao Qisan. Chao Quan's cheeks burned, and he was glad when Dong Quan tersely ordered his subordinates to shut up. But the next words out of Dong Quan's mouth was less welcome.

"I hear something. Rustling in the woods," he said sharply. "Three or more, one is a master. On your guard."

"Sir?" Wang Yentai was all business now, pointing his dagger-axe at the treeline, which had crept up close to the road as they traveled. Chao Quan hadn't noticed then, but he did now. "Are you certain?"

"As certain as the rain comes," Dong Quan drew his thin Luoyang forged saber. "Who goes-"

An arrow flashed in the rain, embedding itself in the flank of Dong Quan's horse. It reared and shrieked as Dong Quan jumped eight meters into the sky like a fairy, eyes searching for the archer.

"The archer is there!" He cried. "Stay your course! Defend the prisoner! I will resolve this matter-" For the second time today, Dong Quan was cut off, this time by an indistinct blur of motion slamming him out of the sky like a falcon does to a songbird. Chao Quan lost them as they hit the dirt and faded into the rain. He was distracted by two men bursting out of the woods waving great, ugly cleavers of sabers, shouting and screaming like demons at the four magistrates.

Chao Quan and Wang Yentai readied their polearms, jabbing them with no real art at the two bandits as Tao Qisan and Mu Lubai snatched up their iron maces and split into two the fend off the two bandits. Yet they fought like tigers, and the one Chao Quan faced grabbed his dagger-axe in an iron grip and with a shout and two strikes first splintered the haft and then lopped off Chao Quan's fingers with a victorious ha!

My fingers, the thought ran through Chao Quan's head as he stared numbly at his missing digits. My fucking fingers. How can I lift a sword anymore?

Mu Lubai screamed and swung his mace at the bandit, who dodged the first blow with a sneer, cut off the second by throwing the remains of the dagger axe in his face and cut him down in a single strike. A raw scream tore out of Chao Quan's throat as he flung himself at the bandit, clawing and biting at him as they fell into the mud. It stuck to their clothes, to their skin, as Chao Quan desperately clawed upwards to the bandit's throat. "You beast!" the bandit growled as he fended Chao Quan off, punching and kneeing him until a final blow left him reeling in the mud, staring at the tangle of legs shuffling across the cart.

Who was winning? Chao Quan couldn't tell. But from the urgency of the bandit's voice as he yelled, "brother!" he would bet that Wang Wentai and Tao Qisan were. They were old hands as magistrates, quelling multiple rebellions. A body- a bandit- was flung over the cart, landing with a sickening crack. Good, a sadistic part of his mind thought.

He heard something crack and splinter. And another, and then another, the sound of wood smashing against wood like a drumbeat until the cage roof split open and the convict stood, all six and change feet, grinning like an ogre.

In one move, she smashed her cuffs into the head of Tao Qisan and he fell like a puppet without strings. In the next, she leapt over Wang Wentai's swing of his dagger-axe, landing with grace that didn't seem proper for one six feet tall and with muscles as thick as tree trunks. Tao Qisan turned to Wang Wentai, going to his insensate body to protect it, but was cut down in turn by the second bandit.

Dong Quan! Chao Quan pushed himself off the mud and ran. Dong Quan must have survived, he had to. He was a master of Liu Flower Swordplay, who could defeat ten men without a sweat. No bandit could defeat him, he was sure of it!

Dong Quan was kneeling on the ground, the light in his eyes already dead, the shape that had smashed him out of the sky holding a bloody spear through his chest. A young, scraggly man wearing a peasant's robe stared at Chao Quan before he ripped the spear out from Dong Quan's chest in a spray of blood.

Chao Quan shook like a leaf. "Y-you bastard," he spat out. "Do you know what you've done? Jingcheng Commandery will hear about this! The inspector will-"

Chao Quan died this way.

The scraggly man dashed forward in a spray of mud, so fast that Chao Quan's eyes could not track. His fingers, curled into claws, dug into Chao Quan's skull, and as he passed Chao Quan by his speed alone snapped Chao Quan's neck.

"Brother Xiaopeng!" came a cry. "How was the magistrate?" One of the bandits stepped through the rain, holding a broken arm. "I got a run of bad luck. Landed poorly and snapped my arm."

Xiaopeng grunted, scratching the stubble that covered his chin. "He was good. Not good enough, though. What's the loot?"

"Ah, gold, some jade hairpins, a nice silk robe and this fine fellow!" A shadow in the rain squelched forward, a woman that stood head and shoulders over the bandit. "She's a good person! Came to my rescue and everything." Xiaopeng stared gormlessly at her, before shaking it off.

"My name is Li Xiaopeng, formerly a Shaolin monk, then a mercenary, and now a bandit." he said, bowing to the rescuer of his brothers. "Who might sister be?"

She raised her hands, still in stockades, in an approximation of the bow. "Imperial Princess Yongming," she declared, bold as brass. "My teacher was…"

[ ]- General Chui Hanlong. Princess Yongming learned under the Barbarian Quelling General, slipping away from her studies to receive instruction in Hanlong's personal style, Rain Dragon Fist, as well as the arts of tactics, strategy, and command.
[ ]- Priest Shui Jing. Princess Yongming took well to her studies, and eventually the head priest of the Imperial Palace personally tutored Yongming, teaching her Chenwu Sword Dance, as well as knowledge of rites and the names and natures of gods and demons.
[ ]- Master Bu Tong. Princess Yongming never learned from the palace, instead sneaking to Master Bu Tong's forge. From the days watching and then working at the forge, she learned Iron-Forged Hero and the arts of craftsmanship, barter, and metallurgy.

Style Outlines

Rain Dragon Fist: Consider the dragon. It has the horns of a deer, a body of a snake, the scales of a fish and the limbs of a lizard. So, too, is General Hanlong's Rain Dragon Fist. There is no famed style that he did not dissect, no style to humble for him to refuse examination. It is a young style yet, and there are many of this style that travel the Jianghu to challenge older styles to prove the Rain Dragon Fist's superiority.

Rain Dragon Fist is an external martial art that places more emphasis on the proper steps, counters, and stances than internal energy. It is a highly aggressive style that overwhelms the opponent with a barrage of constantly shifting strikes, disguising one's intentions with ten thousand ever-changing blows. Among it's taught weapons are the spear, the halberd, the saber and sword.

Chenwu Sword Dance: Sword dancing is a method of prayer as old as the sun. Each dynasty had their own schools, rigid and formal and scholastic, that spoke with the authority of the emperor. A sword dance could compel the wind to blow or calm, and masters could banish storms or drought, or draw a spirit out of hiding and ward places from ill intent.

Chenwu Sword Dance is only a martial art by definition. In a fight, it is far too rigid, far too open to read, and its strikes are far too weak to commit to killing blows. As for internal cultivation, it is good for banishing old age and illness, nothing more. Yet, a dance for wind and storm on the battlefield can command a wind to whip and distract opponents, for fire to leap from candles and become a killing flame.

Iron-Forged Hero: A man works at the forge. His flesh and bones are just meat. But he works more and more, and as the days wear on his flesh becomes hard as iron and his bones bronze. He works and works until he finds that he can grasp hot metal without flinching and stand for forty nine days straight without food or drink.

Iron-Forged Hero is a primarily internal martial art that recalls the famed Iron Body Skill of the Shaolin Temples. The tactics of it's practitioners are entirely simple, direct blows with massive weapons like hammers or with their bare fists, rarely dodging blows in favor of gritting their teeth through the pain (if they feel any) and returning them tenfold. Heat and cold no longer matter to them, and some say that iron whispers their secrets to masters of Iron-Forged Hero so they know where armor is weak or where a sword is rusted.
 
Dramatis Personae
Princess (?) Yongming: A tall woman who claims to be Imperial Princess Yongming, but she also claimed to be Buddha, so who can tell? The disciple of a craftsman and ironsmith called Bu Tong, she has joined with a small gang of bandits after they attacked a magistrate's cart.
Style: Iron-Forged Hero

Li Xiaopeng: A former Shaolin Monk, if he's to be believed. Somehow, he's the boss of two other bandits, which is barely a conversation.
Style: Unknown

Ma Wei: A bandit and barbarian, as well as inordinately cheerful. Nothing else is known.
Style: Unknown

Jing Chenbiao: More sanguine than his counterpart, Chenbiao is also a barbarian. Nothing else is known.
Style: Unknown
 
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The Temple on the Mountain
"... Master Bu Tong of Luoyang."

"You're telling lies," Xiaopeng immediately replied. "We are nearly three thousand li from Luoyang, and if you really were Imperial Princess Yongming, we would not have found you in a prisoner cart. You're some thief, which is an admiral profession, but you are not Imperial Princess Yongming."

The giantess nodded sagely. "These are all fair points," she gestured with her hands still bound in the stockades. "But consider this: when I was a young girl, I saw four things that moved me to escape from the imperial palace- an aged fellow, a leper, and a corpse and an ascetic monk. These things moved me to consider the nature of suffering and escape from the Imperial Palace, and understand the nature of suffering. Indeed, I have accomplished thus, and now I travel the lands preaching the pure dharma!"

She stared at Xiaopeng and he stared back. The other bandit changed his gaze between Xiaopeng and the giantess like a weathervane before they burst into howling laughter.

"I really am Princess Yongming," the giantess added as she brushed aside her tears as best as she could with her hands bound in a stockade. "I can't convince you right now, and I don't know how to, but I am."

"We all have our own secrets," Xiaopeng agreed. "Take Ma Wei here," he pointed at the third bandit. "He's twenty-nine, and he still reads adventure novels. It's a shameful habit."

"At least I can read, you illiterate," Ma Wei grumbled.

"Ha! In any case, do you have a bandit hideout or a bolthole? Some forgotten cave or village that you fellows return to?" Xiaopeng sealed his lips immediately. "Come now," Yongming- princess or no- pouted, which was a strange sight on a towering giant. "I was in a criminal's cage! Bound for some mines or execution. And I bashed a magistrate's head in, which I'll certainly be executed for. I don't have anywhere else to go, brother Xiaopeng."

"She came to my rescue, boss," Ma Wei interjected. "If it wasn't for her, well, I won't be dead, but I'd be bleeding a lot more."

"Also, I know how to use a forge." Yongming added. "Could you unlock these?" She raised the wooden block around her wrists. The lower part of it was stained red with blood, already washed away by the rain.

"Welcome aboard," Xiaopeng decided. "Uh. Where's the damn key?" He found it on the head magistrate's body, clipped to his belt. He snatched it off and returned to Yongming.

"No oaths or anything?" she asked, eyes curious. "Are we doing blood oaths? Ooh, I'd love them! All of the chivalrous bandits I read about did them. Well, they also died pretty gruesome deaths, but…"

"There's five people total in my little gang, including you," Xiaopeng fit the key in the stockades. It fell into the mud with a wet plop. Ma Wel squelched through the mud to pick up the body of the magistrate and put it on the cart. "It's not really worth it," he tossed over his shoulder, as Yongming and him walked to the cart. Ma Wei caught up soon after.

Another bandit- about the same age as Ma Wei, was at the driver's seat of the cart. The head magistrate's horse was also hitched to it, and he turned to three with the reins in his hands. "She joined us?" He asked. Short, curt, and to the point. The bodies of the four magistrates were piled on the cart, along with their arms. Ma Wei grunted in agreement as he threw the body of the leader with them.

"That's Jing Chenbiao," Ma Wei introduced the third bandit to Yongming. "I forgot to tell you his name earlier, but better late than never, right?"

"Pleasure. You'll regret joining us soon enough. Everyone's horrid and nobody can cook. After a few burnt squirrels and possibly poisonous mushrooms you'll be begging to go to the mines. Least you can count on rice gruel there." Chenbiao snapped the reins and the wheels spun in the mud, going nowhere. "See? Now somebody's gonna have to push the cart. It ain't gonna be me, 'cause I already have the vital and important position of drivin' the damn thing."

"Ah, I can do it." Yongming gave the first push. With the two horses the cart began making good speed. "Where are we headed, anyways?"

"Up the mountain," Xiaopeng walked by her, his spear laid against his shoulder. It was longer than most spears, almost the length of a polearm. "There's an old Buddhist temple with a roof, which makes it basically heaven."

"No monks?"

"Tiger ate them all," Ma Wei chipped in, walking on the other side. "As in, there's a tiger demoness that moved into Jingcheng five years ago. The monks decided to head out to end her liver eating rampage."

"I suppose it didn't work?" Yongming was panting by now. The cart hand squeaked onto a more rocky path, so she didn't have to push as hard.

Jing Chenbiao shook his head. "No. At least the tiger ate healthy man-flesh. I can't imagine peasant's livers taste good. They don't eat anything other than rotting grain and rice."

"Good for her." Conversation mostly ceased after that. The rain was lighter at this altitude, sheets of mist that stung the eyes and filled lungs. The trail was steeper and steeper, and eventually Xiaopeng had to take over from Yongming. Even though he was a head and a half shorter than Yongming and thinner besides, the cart's pace didn't change.

Eventually, the mountain path terminated in an ivy-covered stone wall, a pair of rotting red doors with holes where bronze knobs once were. They were open, but that was because the hinges were broken and couldn't close all the way. The four made haste to bring the cart into the courtyard, whereupon Chenbiao and Ma Wei left to take the cart to the rear hall.

"Go take a walk around, sister," Xiaopeng had said with a slap of Yongming's shoulder as he followed the other two.

The red pillars that held up the patchwork roof with missing tiles had chipped paint. Some where entirely bare, stripped away by rain and age. Weeds pushed through cracks in the floorstones. Some had sunk into the half-liquid mud like islands jutting out of an ocean viewed from the eyes of an albatross.

A stone buddha stared peacefully from the main hall's central altar, half shrouded in shadow, hand raised in a mudra of discussion. A faint scent of sandalwood still clung to the rotting wood and the broken stone, under the omnipresent smell of fresh rain. Something made Yongming halt three paces from the altar and press her head to the cracked floorboards.

Raise. Bow. Prostrate.

She noticed somebody joining her on her third bow, but didn't make any note of it. It had to be Li Xiaopeng, anyway. Yongming pressed her head down for the last time and rose up. She was right. Li Xiaopeng was bowing alongside her. She waited for him to rise.

"Where's the other two? Ma Wei and Chenbiao." Yongming stared at the buddha's empty eyes and it's half smile.

"They're not Buddhist. Some barbarian religion, I think."

Yongming hummed. "Huihui Sect? I remember Ma being a common surname for those types. Or the Jing Sect?"

Xiaopeng shrugged. "They don't tell. I don't ask."

"Speaking of religion, how does a brother of the Shaolin become a bandit?"

He tapped his lips with a finger. "Leave me with some secrets, sister. How are you liking this temple? We have a sack of rice and some caught rabbits and squirrels, and plenty of fresh rainwater."

"Would wine be out of the question?" Xiaopeng shook his head mournfully. "Of course. Well, the temple is in horrible state. It reduces me to a mindset of mournful poets, to which no words can describe my detestation towards. Hey, who's the fourth person?"

A bird cawed in the rafters. "Ai Zhulin fences our goods. She lives in Jingcheng and knows the smugglers there." There were frogs croaking in the rain outside. "We don't really talk often, because I don't want to draw more attention to her."

"Sagacious," Yongming nodded. "Well, there's a lot of things I have issue with, but the fact is I can't do anything about them without a forge."

Xiaopeng looked at the crow nesting in the rafters. It looked back at him with beady eyes. "I'm planning to go to Jingcheng tomorrow with Ma Wei," he said. "Did you need those jewels?"

Answer:
[ ]- "..Yes." Even memories should be held onto.
[ ]- "No." It's in the past. Throw it away.

Travelling to Jingcheng:
[ ]- Travel there: Yongming would like to personally inspect the quality of the tools. She can barter with the best of them, she can get a good price for everything. Besides, if they have spare money they can find some good wine and properly relax.
[ ]- Do not: The temple is a mess! Xiaopeng can get his hands on the forge for Yongming. She needs to replace the rafters, clean the floors, trim the ivy, and do everything else to make it moderately livable. Also, if she goes to Jingcheng, there's only going to be one person to watch over it and there's a tiger demoness stalking the mountains.
 
Chopping Wood and Sweeping Dust
"Don't burn down the temple, hey?" Ma Wei's arm was bound in a temporary splint, his mood was as sunny as the skies. It was a clear day, where the storm clouds had retreated to rain over some other province. "Might not be much, but it's home."

Yongming raised an eyebrow. "The temple will remain unburnt," she declared, "so long as no magistrates follow you here."

"Now that I can't promise. You might as well take advantage of this sunny day to burn the temple down now." They shared a laugh, and Yongming waved him and Xiaopeng away into the temple. Her estimates of the extent of it's ruin was generous. The morning sun revealed more and more defects. The defects had defects. The spiders were parasitized by ticks and she would give any amount of cash in the world to bet that the ticks had ticks. It was a miracle of the Buddha that the supporting beams didn't collapse.

She met Chenbiao by the well in the back hall. He was busy butchering a squirrel, cleaver thudding on the board. Wham. There goes its head. Wham. Limbs. Now he's taking out the organs, a bloody string in his hand. Only then does he notice Yongming standing at the doorway.

He tossed it away. "You need anything?" It landed with a wet splat into a bucket of water. Now that Chenbiao was standing in bright sunlight, his features were in stark relief. He- like Ma Wei- had a startlingly aquiline nose and a weathered tan, laughter lines long unused on his chin. It wasn't bright enough to see his eyes, though. It was probably blue anyway, Yongming decided.

"An axe and a broom."

"Now there's an unlikely combination. Should I expect a body under the floorboards?"

"It'll be yours if you don't tell me where you keep them," Yongming growled in good cheer.

"You'd have to kill me first." He jabbed a bloody thumb to the room in faded reds behind him. "If you're going out to the forest, bring some firewood back?" Yongming nodded. The room behind them was a musty old larder, or the best one could get to a larder. It was about five paces wide and ten long, a shelf on the left with nothing but some sad grasses and mushrooms. Strung to the ceilings were the bodies of small rodents like macabre Spring Festival decorations, butchered and preserved. The broom was propped in a corner, a woodsman's axe next to it.

She held them in her hands. The broom, well, it was made of wood and straw. Her master never worked in those things- scabbards for the swords came from a fellow master's workshop. But the axe was undoubtedly in poor construction. It was never made with care, a tool to be used and used until it broke.

The metal head was cold against the surface of her palm. Yongming moved it back and forth. A fairly sharp edge- probably one of the three sharpened it with religious obsession. Sword-guests developed complexes about their weapons. She could remember sitting in the sweltering heat of Master's forge watching a procession of angry young men and women shouting at him over this and that. Add more gilding. No gilding. The sword has to be made from metal from their hometown. No, they would not cover the import costs.

Heh. Her lips curled in a fond smile. If Master Bu Tong's temper was running short, if they were particularly rude about it, his hands would curl up and suddenly they were flying, through the walls and out the doors. Master went through a lot of them, she recalled. Every season a new door.

Enough of that. She walked out of the dark room and to the central hall. It was a servant's work, but simple and it allowed her mind to wander. When she stole a horse and rode out of Luoyang, she had vague ideas of traveling south or west, far, far away from the rain. Maybe she'd make a name in the jianghu, maybe not. Sometimes she entertained the thought of becoming a bandit queen, the sort of righteous fellow who had her name written in legend as 'perfectly chivalrous, gallant, and executed at thirty.'

The crow in the rafters cawed. She hoped it wasn't an omen.

After the main hall and the wings were free of dust, she returned the broom to the larder. Chenbiao was sharpening his cleaver in the rear courtyard. They shared a nod and moved on.

It was still muddy from last month's rains. The ground was treacherous and sloped, and it was good for Yongming's dignity that she didn't slip into the mud.

Chopping wood was better than sweeping dust, Yongming decided as a tree fell, a young birch that was twice as tall as she was. The swing of the axe reminded her of hammering at the anvil. She hadn't had this much exercise in months. Brawls? Sure. The road from Luoyang was long and harsh, and women who carried jewelry were the favored target of thieves. But that's no replacement for being at the forge.

She hoped Xiaopeng wouldn't get ripped off. He didn't seem like that kind of fellow, but you never know.

Now Yongming had to move the birch back to the temple. Urgh. She should have thought about it. "It's just weights," she tried convincing herself as she thrust the axe on her belt. "A giant goddamn weight full of spikes and branches. That I have to haul up the goddamn mountain. Fuck."

It must have weighed somewhere around five hundred jin, she decided as she grabbed the trunk, lifting it up. And poorly balanced too, which was her excuse when she finally lugged it to the temple doors gasping and out of breath.

"Chenbiao!" she shouted as she struggled to get the fallen tree through the doors. "I got an entire tree! Chenbiao?" No answer. There was a mighty thud as she let it fall from her shoulders. "Where the hell are you?" The main hall was empty, the statue insensate. The living quarters on the wings were empty too.

There were tiger footprints in the rear courtyard's mud, running over the walls.

"I should have fucking expected that." Breathe. Focus.

It's…
[ ]- Working
[ ]- Not working
 
Stealing Breakfast from Tigers (Part 1)
"Form does not meaningfully differ from emptiness. Emptiness does not meaningfully differ from form.

Her fists, clenched so tight they hurt at her waist.

"Ergo, form is emptiness, and emptiness form."

A woodsman's axe on her belt.

"This is the same of feelings, of perceptions, of mental formations and consciousness."

Each heavy step dug furrows in the dirt. The tracks are out in the open. Is it trying to lead her into a trap? Doesn't matter. It dies today.

"Surely, Sariputra, all Dharmas are empty of characteristics. They are not produced, nor destroyed, nor defiled, nor pure, and neither increase or diminish."

The tracks lead down to an overfilled brook and over a mossy log. It snapped in half after Yogming crossed, washed away in the roar of the river. The white wave-foam covered the two dark shapes long before they were swept away. Her heart beat like a drum in her chest, each pulse shaking her mind as thunder. She made the words in her mind and filled her mouth with them.

"Therefore, in emptiness there is no form, feeling, cognition, formation or consciousness. No eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or mind, no sights, sounds, smells, tastes, objects of touch or dharmas."

She heard some other song, floating through the leaves and branches like that of a songbird's, accompanied by the screech and twang of an instrument. An erhu, almost, and the other song Yongming could not understand the words.

"Ha nye zu fia mu logo!"

"No field of sight, no ignorance or ending of ignorance, no old age, no death or ending of old age and death. There is no extinction, no Dao, and no understanding or attaining."

This she first snarled out, low and guttural at first. Then when the other singer chanted out "Fia dada mu logo!" with a voice full of cheer it took roost in her fury and pecked at it. Her voice rose, from snarl to something half between a roar and a scream.

"Because nothing is attained, the bodhisattva through reliance on the perfection of wisdom is unimpeded. Because there is no impediment, they are not afraid, and leaves dream thinking behind."

"Fia dada mu logo!" the singer repeated. "Aye aye he!"

"And."

"Ha nye lea tsiagawote mu logo na ye hee!"

"Ultimately."

"Fia dada mu logo!"

"Nirvana."

A teak-skinned man sat upon a rock in front of a cave's mouth, where the track of the tiger led to. He was strumming an instrument made of a hunter's bow, a strung bow held in his left hand, singing as if it was a fine summer day and if he was sitting in front of his house instead of a demon's cave. Maybe he was the tiger, but no. "Move aside," Yongming said, her hand on the head of the woodsman's axe. "Don't you know about the tiger in the cave behind you?"

"Tiger?" He smiled. "No, no, no. There is no tiger here. This tiger, I do not know of. Who is she? Why do you ask about tigers, when I have sung this song?"

"Explain the trail." This man is covering for something. She stepped closer, towering over the man as he drew out a long note on his musical bow.

"What an ineffable mystery!" Now he laughed, a sequence of notes played out on his bow. "Ah, but who knows the ways of-"

"Then I'm going in."

"Ah, sister, stay and sit a spell!" He grabbed her shoulder when Yongming passed him. "The sun is high, the birds are-"

Temper frayed and snapped like an old rope. The axe was an arc of killing steel that flashed in the cloud-covered sunlight. Yet, he disappeared like mist. Like a spirit. Where was he? Where was this fuck- "Down here!"

Three heavy blows bit the ground, where the man laid and rolled away in a spray of dirt. He sprang up into a leap with only a hand. No, Yongming revised, not a leap. He flicked himself off the ground, floating like paper on the wind. Body Levitation. He landed on top of the cave, still laughing. "You are so rude. And here I offered to-"

Yongming snatched a rock and threw it at the man, who swayed like a reed in the wind. The rock splintered the tree it hit. "You're going to kill her," he stated.

"Yes."

"Nothing to change your mind."

"Yes."

"Then I'll gut you." He disappeared from sight, so of course he'd suddenly be behind Yongming with a strike to the neck like all xia who trained their speed. Yongming immediately turned around, raising her fists. She saw her footprints on the muddy trail behind her, and nothing more. He was-

Something heavy slapped her ear. The world rang like a bell and she hit the dirt.

There was a rock in his hand. Was there blood on it? Something wet trickled down her ear. If he ruptured her eardrum she's going to be mad.

Up-kip to drop kick. She drove her full weight into the teak skinned man, sending him flying into the lip of the cave, and herself assumed a horse stance. There wasn't any resistance. Like striking willow leaves.

He moved again, darting forward like a snake in the grass. Where was he going for? Legs? Arms? Neck? Liver?

The teak-skinned man whipped the stone at her knee, lunging like a viper. All she had to do was simply lean forward and let the rock hit her iron thigh, then kneed him in the face. This time, the blow connected and blood gushed out of his nose.

Steel whistled again, and again the man simply rolled away from the steel an inch away from his ear. He swung like a pivot, and rammed the heel of his foot into Yongming's forehead. Both gained distance from the other, circling like wolves. In this uncertain lull, there was space for thought.

Why was the man with the skin of teak protecting the tiger?

Because…
[]- "You're just using the tiger, aren't you?"
[]- "You're actually friends with the thing?"
 
Stealing Breakfast from Tigers (Part 2)
"You're actually friends with that thing, are you?" It makes sense. If he was just hanging around it like a remora around a shark, he'd up and run at the first sign of trouble. The kind of bandit would up sticks and run to the end of the winds once some bigger shark showed up to challenge their boss. "Ha," she breathed when she saw the man's face tense into the beginning of a scowl. "I knew it."

"So?"

"So," Yongming said, "I will kill her. I will skin her and make it a cloak. I will use her flesh to make tiger soup and shit it out. What do you think about tha-"

Earth and sky inverted. He was a fast bugger. When did he kick her in the nose? Bark splintered, but the tree at least broke her flight. Then he was standing above her, stomping down at her. Strong too. Her hands shook when Yongming caught his foot, trapping it in an iron grip even as he bore down on her collarbone with the force of a screw-press.

He won. His foot hit like the hammers Master used to toughen her up. Even denuded of its momentum, something cracked and she coughed up blood. Her hands wrapped around his ankle before he could rip it away, and took him to the ground with her. Dirt stuck to her face as she slammed the bandit (?) into the mud with her. No place to run now, she grinned, rearing up like a viper about to bite, the raised axe the fangs.

He was a slippery bastard too. Her axe bit nothing but dirt again, and suddenly she was flying through the air again. The teak skinned man was swinging her by his own leg, smashing her through trees and into the ground again and again, each impact rattling her bones. Well, joke's on him.

There was a crack in the silence of the forest.

She can break bones. They fell to the ground once more, the man screaming in pain as Yongming rose above his curled up body, dusting herself off and made her way to the cave. Something grasped her heel. Of course it was the bandit, bleeding from the nose and the leg. It was a nasty break. There was a sliver of bone outside the flesh. "You can't-" he mumbled through the pain, "won't-"

There was no strength left in his grip. He couldn't even hold on to her heel as she stepped out of his reach, crawling slowly after her as she ducked into the dark cave. She felt a little guilty. Except she shouldn't, Yongming consoled herself. His friend is going to eat her's. They had a fair fight over it, so he shouldn't complain. After all, she did the same to dozens of punks and small time thieves, so why was she overthinking this? Maybe it was the tiger soup. That was a bit too much. Eugh. What would a tiger demon taste like, anyway?

Still..
[]- Be a bit guilty.
[]- Don't be.

The cave is lit by intermittent torches that fill the air with smoke and slopes downwards gently. It's narrow, and if Yongming stretches out her arms her fingers would brush against the cavern walls, wet with condensation that dripped off of stalactites that echo through the cave. Cave. Cavern? What's the distinction?

The path eventually opened into a circular chamber with a fire pit dug in the middle, rimmed with stalagmites and stalactites. Tied to one was Jing Chenbiao, bleeding from a gash on his forehead, ruby red in the firelight. At the opposite end was a wild woman in every sense of the word, curled over pots and pans and a gigantic meat cleaver embedded in a wooden stump. Even seated and hunched, she had to be an armspan taller than Yongming, who herself towered over most of the imperial consorts and maidservants. Her hair was stringy and matted, and her muscles stood out like knotted ropes under her skin.

"Hey, tiger!" Yongming roared as she walked in, rasping her axe on stone. "You want some meat? I got some meat."

She whipped her head around, and when she stood, her head brushed the roof of the cave. It was strange and off kilter. Her face was like a painting of a celestial fairy brought to life with a fanged maw like one of Tianzhu's fanged rakshasas and tiger's eyes.

Yongming felt a little bit out her depth.

"Do you?" the tigress growled, sniffing around. "Mutton? Venison? Anyway, I don't need meat. I'm making stew from this stringy thing. I wanted to fry him, but there's no oil. Either way, I need herbs, not more meat."

She's dumb. "I'm here to kill you," Yongming elaborated, "and to take the 'stringy thing' back with me."

The demoness scratched her stringy hair. "Are you a demon? I smell forge fire and ash from you. A forge-spirit? Do you eat humans? I can share, sister, if you want."

"I'm not going to eat him," Yongming bit out through clenched teeth.

"Then why do you want him, then, sister? Are bones firewood? Oooh! That sounds like an idea. Have you ever tried that?"

Yongming blinked. There were certain ritual impurities that most human bodies, especially those shoved into an oven, would impart onto a blade forged in that way. For instance, being haunted by the unlucky sod, but a haunted blade would be in itself quite a thing. Mostly for the reputation it would bring. But perhaps burning the treasured blade of someone on a funeral pyre would- hold on, what the hell was she thinking about?

The axe glinted in the firelight as she pointed it at the tigress, who was doing her own thinking. "Hold on," the demon muttered to herself, "Ge Niao was at the cave, so how did she come in? Hey!" Yongming tensed. This was it. This was the moment when the tigress wised up and shucked her human shape to spring for her throat as a tiger.

"Do you know Ge Niao?"

Yongming almost hit her face with her palm. "No," she further explained, "I'm here for Jing Chenbiao, the skinny-"

"But you just said you're not here to eat-"

"Shut it. I'm not here because I want to eat him, I'm here because he is a friend."

The tigress just looked confused. "I could be a friend. A better one than some human. Is that why you're here?"

[]- Just fight: This has been a strange and surreal experience and Yongming'd like it to be over now, thanks.
[]- A different tack: She's Zhu Bajie. Yongming is Tang Sanzang.
 
Stealing Breakfast from Tigers (Part 3)
If the tiger doesn't want to fight, then don't fight. It's not that she's scared or anything, it's just she's already quite beaten up, with a cracked collarbone and a bleeding nose. It certainly has nothing to do with the tiger's gleaming fangs nor her towering height, nor her claw-like fingers or hesitation at whatever sorceries the demon could muster.

She needed to get better at lying to herself. She'd rather fight all of the Jianghu in Luoyang from the mightiest sword guest to the one thousand swarming gangs than really try to kill a demon. Yongming wasn't an exorcist. "Tiger," she started, axe falling to her side. "My name is Yongming. What's your's?"

"Hu Jie," the tigress responded. "Well met? Is that what you say? Anyway, sister, now that we have made introductions, let me put the pot on."

Yongming raised a hand. "My friendship," she said, "is entirely contingent on Jing Chenbiao not being eaten, by you, me, or anyone."

"What's contingent?"

This time Yongming really did cover her face. "It means I'll only be friends if you won't eat him," she elaborated, "and not just him! Preferably, don't eat any more humans."

"What!" Hu Jie scoffed, pacing the length and breadth of the cave. The firepit casted the shadow of a great tiger behind her. "Why shouldn't I? You eat meat, don't you?"

Gods damn her and her and refusing to listen to her litany of tutors. Maybe if she studied more she could have come up with a rock solid rebuttal, but now she was scrabbling for a response.

Hu Jie eventually stopped. "What happened to Ge Niao?" she asked.

Her heart skipped a beat. "If you mean the Kunlun slave, we fought and I defeated him," Yongming said. "Not to death, but I broke his leg and nose. Why do you eat people, anyway?" Hu Jie seemed the flighty type, the kind to heh, flitter from one topic to the other. Hopefully she'd take the bait.

"Because if I eat strong things, I'll get stronger," Hu Jie explained with the same sort of certainty as 'the rains are coming tomorrow,' and 'the sky is blue.' "That's how I got where I am today."

That didn't sound plausible, but then again, Yongming wasn't a demon tiger. "That's all good and well," Yongming said, "but I heard that you regularly eat the livers of the peasants around here."

The tiger shrugged. "So I get hungry and a bit peckish. So what?"

"What do they taste like?"

"Huh?" There was a look of confusion on her face.

"I asked you what they tasted like," Yongming repeated. "As a matter of curiosity."

Hu Jie shrugged. "Not very good," she conceded. "Bitter, sour, and not at all filling. Scraps of yuanqi, not even worth talking about! These people don't live a very good life. Hey, isn't it the job of the emperor to make the people fat and happy? They're not happy, and they're certainly not fat!"

"Well, there's that issue with the rains and the flooding and...," Yongming muttered under her breath. She could remember Imperial Father's simmering rages at the priests who could do nothing at the floods and the demons that crawled from dark places. "Anyway, my point is, it's not really good, is it? Eating the livers of the common people simply isn't worth it. Didn't the monks try to-"

"And I killed and ate them all!" Hu Jie cried proudly.

"Yes, yes, and aren't they far more nutritious than the peasantry? My point is, Hu Jie, is that in my near future I expect to embark on several idiotic and boneheaded adventures," Yongming conjectured based on nothing more than imagined tales of brave bandits. Still, this was more her taste. It was just bargaining, but playing on higher stakes. Lives instead of coin. "You see, me and Jing Chenbiao and others, we're robbers and thieves. No doubt we'll have run in with the law and some of them are quite strong. I know a man who can punch a rock and bury his arm up to his shoulder. The point is, wouldn't you like to sink your fangs into someone like that rather than some scrawny farmer?"

The tiger was nodding along, deep in thought. "So, join us!" Yongming continued. "Just yesterday, four magistrates and a master fell into our hands, and we liberated taels and taels of silver's worth of jewelry." She hoped that Ai Zhulin could get a good deal on those things. Was Jingcheng even a big city?

"Ha!" Hu Jie laughed, sharp and sudden. "Those are pretty words, Yongming. Fine! I'll take you up on it. Do you have a lair, or do you want mine?"

Yongming let out a long breath as she stood up and cut Jing Chenbiao free. "The temple? It's empthy now."

"So that's why he was chopping a squirrel." Hu Jie mused as she stood up, following Yongming out of the cave. "Where's Ge Niao?"

"He's at the cave entrance. Should be, anyway." And he was, sitting up against a tree, his broken leg stretched out and musical bow held against his chest.

"You," he snarled, blood pouring down his nose. "What does tiger soup taste like?" In response, Yongming stepped to the side and let Hu Jie into the light. Her face was drawn in concern and shock.

They really were friends. Think of that, Yongming mused to herself as the tiger rushed to Ge Nia, wrapping him in a tight hug that went on and on and on.

Yongming turned away. It seemed too private for her to look. "Hey. Hey, Hu Jie what-" Ge Niao was lifted up by Hu Jie, cradled in her arms like a child.

"There," Hu Jie remarked. "Now we match." Yongming laughed as they set off for the temple again.

What does Yongming feel about Hu Jie and Ge Niao?
[]- She's giddy and eager. It's a demon tiger! That's cause for bragging anywhere you'd care, at least outside the hearing of the magistrate-exorcists. Still, demon tiger companion! Oh, and Ge Niao, too, she supposes.
[]- A demon tiger and some master of body levitation? These two will be useful in any measure. Perhaps in time she will develop a friendship with them, but as of now she's reserving most judgement.
[]- Just because they're on her side doesn't mean they can't cause problems for her down the line. After all, she's sheltering a demon tiger that ate all the monks of the temple.
 
The Temple on the Mountain (Part 2)
When Li Xiaopeng entered the abandoned temple with Ma Wei behind him, he noticed a few things. First, the walls and floors were free of dust. Secondly, a thin trail of smoke rose from the rear halls of the temple, carrying an aroma of meat stew, along with the caterwauling of a poorly made string instrument. Thirdly, and perhaps the most importantly, there was a great fanged ogre of a woman sitting on the steps of the main hall, between the two lion-dog statues.

His body immediately moved out of reflex, shoving Ma Wei out of the temple gates and levelling his spear at the demon, fingers gripping the haft so tight it creaked like an old door. "Demon!" he shouted, half falling into the habits of a wandering Shaolin mendicant, "what did you do to my companions?"

The thing laughed, a growling chuckle that exposed its great fangs as it rose to its full height. It roiled with threat. "That's the second time I've heard this this week," it grinned. "You're Li Xiaopeng, I think? And the one behind you must be Ma Wei. I haven't heard much about you, but I guess that's because even sister Yongming didn't know you much."

"Why the hell are you calling her that."

"Because she's Yongming," the demon explained it to him like he was a not at all bright child. "Anyway, put down that spear, or don't blame me for being rough." There was threat in her voice, but not that Xiaopeng would care. He had already decided to- was that Yongming storming out of behind her?

"Don't start don't start don't start," she chanted as she slid to a stop between him and the tiger. "Li Xiaopeng, how was Jingcheng?"

"Get out of the way, Yongming. That's a-"

"Demon, yes," she finished impatiently. "I know, okay? Look, I won't say I converted her, but I talked her into joining up. She's got talents. Hell, she's a better cook than Chenbiao."

"She ate," Xiaopeng enunciated, "all the monks in this temple, Yongming."

The tiger leaned over Yongming. Not that it needed to. She was an armspan taller than the maybe princess. "Well, of course I did," she said as if it was the most reasonable thing in the world. "They were trying to kill me. What did you expect me to do?"

"Thank you, Hu Jie. Could you go check on Ge Niao, while I talk to these two? Thanks." They watched the demon shrink away. Yongming took a breath, running a hand over her hair. "Okay, so, let me explain."

"Sorry, what's going on?" Ma Wei stuck his head through the door. "I heard Li say something about a demon."

"Oh, hello, Ma Wei. How's the arm?"

"Eh, clean break. The physician says I'll be able to wave sharp things around with it in a week or so. Go back to the demon?"

Yongming took a deep breath, collecting her thoughts. "Okay, so a couple of days ago, I went out to get firewood. 'Cept when I returned, Jing Chenbiao was abducted by Hu Jie- that's the tiger's name, by the way." Li Xiaopeng grunted, leaning his spear against his shoulder again. "So I went and found her, right, and then I ended up talking to her 'cos she had a friend that beat me a bit. One thing led to another and that's why she's part of our bandit band now. And her companion. Knows body levitation, really gave me a run for it."

"She's a demon," Xiaopeng repeated for further emphasis. "Yongming, in case you haven't realized, demons are kind of a bad thing, right? Bandits, the magistrate won't care about, but the moment they hear we shacked up with a demon they'll land on us like a ton of bricks."

Yongming scoffed. "Of course they won't. The peasants already heard of her for a long time, and if that wouldn't get them after her, then the missing monks would. Since they haven't, it's safe to assume they're being drunk and useless at their posts, and either way the Exorcist Corps are a long ways off. Why the sudden concern? Li Xiaopeng, you've already killed some officers of the law. Convert her to Buddhism to make amends or something."

Xiaopeng growled, jabbing a finger at Yongming. "You know what? Fine. But I want you to deal with her. If she fucks up, it's your ass."

"Brother, tell her about the tournament," Ma Wei broke in, eyes gleaming with barely concealed glee. "Wait, don't. I will. You know about Bai Chengsan, the merchant of too many things to count?"

"The former armed escort?" Yongming frowned. "What about him?"

"He's holding this tournament, see? There's a cash prize for the finalists, but that's not important. It's the bets, see?"

The tall woman frowned, biting her lip. "Let me hazard a guess. You want us to go into the tournament, take a couple of falls, and drive up our odds in the bets? And then one of us takes the final prize after we've stuffed the brackets."

"With you around, I don't even need to think, eh? You've got it in one. What's cooking, by the way?"

"Bear stew," Yongming replied. "Hu Jie went and killed one after seeing we only had squirrels. And she rustled up some herbs from god knows where."

"Oh, my heart. I forgive her for everything she's done. Come, let's break the news to our new cadre."

"Cadres. She has a friend, remember? He's the guy playing the music." Yongming followed the other two to the rear hall, where a great steaming wok was laid out at the central table. On a pole once used for laundry was the bear's skin, swaying in the wind. It wasn't very impressive, but still. There was Ge Niao sitting next to Jing Chenbiao, in muted conversation that elicited occasional chuckling. Li Xiaopeng was sitting opposite of them, already devouring a bowl of oily golden soup with an expression as if he couldn't make the decision to be angry or ecstatic.

Yongming and Ma Wei sunk into the remaining two seats. Demon or not, Hu Jie was pretty good at this hospitality thing. "So, did he fill you in on the tournament?" Yongming asked as Hu Jie set a bowl in front of her.

The demon nodded, ladling out a bowl for herself. "Yep! Looking forward to it. Did you hear about the rumors, sister?"

What's the rumor?
[]- In secret, this tournament is a marriage tournament. Bai Chengsan is an old monster who wouldn't want some weak bookling to inherit his enterprises. It's his daughter's- Bai Yanhua- suitors that are making up the tournament's contenders. Nobody knows what Bai Yanhua thinks of this.
[]- A captain of the Chui's Fire-Breathing Dragons Division is overseeing the tournament. One of the regiments of the Division has lost their captain, and some whisper that the next successor is to come from the winner of the tournament.
[]- The prize isn't cash money or anything as pedestrian as that. It's the map to the long dead Tomb Sect's headquarters, where the last master wrote down her sword techniques on the wall, given away to some young rising star before it's hunters destroy Bai Chengsan's manor looking for it.
 
The Festival (Part 1)
A young girl with snowy white skin twirled in the firelight. It was raining again, the clouds creeping back over the province after the weeklong reprieve. Silk with designs that looked blurry, like through a drunkard's recollection, smeared and indistinct when looked at directly, adorned her robes. "Is this good?" she fretted, "or do I-"

"Please stop this and put these on," Yongming said for the eight time today, holding out a pair of the same ragged robes Li Xiaopeng and the others wore. Hu Jie had transformed into a young and frankly pretty woman for some godforsaken reason. All she had said when Yongming found her prowling in the main hall was something about looking her best for her debut. One thing led to another, and now they were sitting in the rear hall's kitchen with Ge Niao, looking on like it was a comic opera.

Hu Jie, in her new guise, putted, turning up her nose at the clothing. "No," she declared with all the practiced petulance of a young rich kid. Where the hell did she learn that, anyway? "I'm not going to show up at the city looking like a country rube. Like you," she added.

In her infinite benevolence, Yongming pretended she didn't hear that. "Ge Niao, could you convince her…" Even as the words left her mouth, she could tell it was a lost cause. He was laughing now.

"Why, so, sister?" He drew out a long, sarcastic note on his bow. "Is it not every man or woman's desire to look their best? Ah, how cruel, no?"

"Yeah, and then they'll see through the transformation and then we'd all be very sad or very dead," Yongming retorted. She looked over Hu Jie's transformation. "She can keep the hairpins, I guess." It couldn't have been too hard to make a fake of those, but the silk robes, "they have to go. The fancy robes, I mean. Or at least make it look less like someone vomited over a canvas."

The tiger demon rolled her eyes to the ceiling, and in a shimmer like a heat haze changed again. This time, instead of looking like she was a peasant's imagining of what a noble daughter looked like, she looked far more like the daughter of a well off merchant household. So like Bai Yanhua, actually. "Does this work?"

"Yeah, yeah. Let's go. They're already impatient."

"But I still haven't gotten everything down!" Hu Jie wailed as she picked up Ge Niao with a single arm and they hobbled out after Yongming.

"Finally," Xiaopeng groaned when the other three joined him and Ma Wei and Jing Chenbiao at the gate. "We've been waiting forever. Let's go." Jing Chenbiao was at the reins of the cart repossessed from the magistrates, which creaked precariously when all six of them climbed onboard. The trip was relatively quiet, with only Hu Jie constantly asking questions. Would the Five Greats of the Jianghu be here? No, replied Jing Chenbiao as he fixed his eyes on the road, this is far too small a tournament. Then the Four Saint Swords, what about them? No, Ma Wei yawned, all but three of them died, and the last doesn't care for this sort of thing. Then at least a Bronze Arhat of Shaolin, Hu Jie begged, and to that Li Xiaopeng laughed and told her to travel to the temple herself should she wish to see one.

There was a river of men under Jingcheng's walls, martial guests of every stripe huddling under umbrellas or straw hats under the rain. "Odd," Li Xiaopeng mused. "This is rumored to be a marriage tournament, yet I only see rough fellows about. I suppose it's only a rumor."

"Then say that this Bai Chengsan prefers a rough sort for an heir," Ge Niao shrugged, waving at a couple of gawkers. "What, you fellows!" he shouted at them as they hurriedly turned away. "Have you never seen a man as handsome as I?" This elicited a guffaw of laughter from Ma Wei, who seemed always inclined to laugh, and Hu Jie, who growled out laughter that was out of place for a frame so small.

The line was slow, as usual. The great press of bodies had blocked the gate, letting only a trickle in. The roads were more clear when they passed through the gates, most of the people heading down the main road, where in the distance there rose a circular building, an opera house alight with red lanterns and the faint snatches of song, Yongming supposed.

"Here it is," Jing Chenbiao announced as he reined in the horses at the courtyard in front of the opera house. "Supposed to be that ol' Bai went and converted this house for the tournament. Good thing too." There was already a milling crowd in the courtyard, where at the far end there was a scribe and a line of soldiers, a block of stone sitting besides the scribe's table.

"What's that block for?" Ge Niao asked, squinting as it. All but he had left the cart.

"Probably for measuring internal power," Ma Wei noted. "Punch it, and if you don't leave a hole deep enough, piss off, this tournament doesn't collect fodder."

"Ah," he nodded, "so, who is important here, do you wonder?"

Li Xiaopeng scanned the crowd. "There," he said, pointing at a man hovering by a cluster of others. "That's Lu Zhuxi. I crossed blades with him once. A rather dangerous fellow, but greedy." He lowered his voice. "I think we could bring him in, you know."

Yongming grunted in acknowledgement. "What about him?" she asked, nodding at a peasant's peasant, carrying a cormorant in a cage. "Hidden dragon, or just a fool?"

"Always lean on him being stronger than he looks," Jing Chenbiao advised. "But, is that a brother of Shaolin I see?" There was one indeed, a tall, thinner monk with a staff that looked more like a rattan stick rather than a proper iron-banded cudgel. Whatever the case, speculation ended when the scribe stood up.

"Thank you, one and all, for arriving!" He shouted. No, it wasn't a shout. It was as if they could just hear his voice as if he was standing right by them. "Now, I'm sure that you've all understood why I've this rock next to me. Some of you have already guessed it out. Simply leave a mark one centimeter deep, and you pass! So, who's first?"
Yongming stepped forward. She was the tallest of the bunch, and the most physically fit. The idea was that most of the spectators would see a big tough guy, but with little in the way of internal cultivation. This way, the rubes would bet money on her, while hopefully the fighters would fall for her ruse and underestimate her in the tournaments. Or something of that manner.

It wasn't the confident step that came naturally to her. It was a bit sloppy, her gaze was a bit listless, and when the scribe looked at her with barely disguised disappointment she crowed with joy on the inside.

The stone block was as high as her shoulders. She raised one arm, letting it hang like a hammer above her head, and made a fist. Then she let it drop like a ringing hammer, and there was a crack of stone breaking as she let it hang to her side. Yep, she nodded. That was certainly a centimeter, an ugly rent in the stone's edge. "So, I pass?" she asked.

"Yes, yes," the scribe sighed. "Name, please?"

"Huang Jun," Yongming lied. The scribe nodded and wrote it down, shooing her away with one hand. She sunk back into the crowd, walked to where the others are.

"How was it?" Hu Jie asked.

"Easy," Yongming replied, slipping her hands into her pockets. There was a piece of paper there, on that wasn't there before. When she opened it, it read Western Pearl. "Hey. Does anyone know what Western Pearl is?"

"A teahouse. Why?" Ma Wei said as Li Xiaopeng walked forward to test his mettle.

Yongming nodded slowly. "I think there's more to this tournament than just the marriage.

[]- Stay and observe the rest of the contenders.
[]- Go where the note tells you.
 
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