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The New Humans
A superpowered little girl finds companionship in 1960s Australia.

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Allison Kinsey in an Exciting Adventure with the New Humans
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The New Humans
A superpowered little girl finds companionship in 1960s Australia.

This story can also be found on Spacebattles. Edited by Avian Overlord. All comments and criticism appreciated.


Part One: Kindred

The New Humans, Chapter One: Allison Kinsey in an Exciting Adventure With the New Humans.


Allison stared at the piano, trying to will it to collapse under the weight of her disdain. It wouldn't have been the oddest thing she'd seen, or done, as of late. Whatever she might have preferred, the battered old spinet stubbornly remained intact. Or at least no less so than when it was hauled into the observation room that morning. It had been drafted from a quiet retirement in a primary school music lab for the sake of today's round of testing, but that wouldn't have inspired much sympathy from Allison.

A copy of Bach's Goldberg Variations lay open on the music rack. At least, that's what it said on the cover. Allison couldn't read sheet music; it could have been "Bah Bah Black Sheep" for all she knew. Still, she wasn't leaving the observation room till she mastered the piece. By ear, if need be. She'd been at it for hours, and still hadn't gotten past the first couple of measures.

She was about to make another go at it, when she found that her fingers were refusing to uncurl. Tears were beginning to blur her vision. Even if she pulled it off, she knew it would only mean she would be back in her cell a little sooner. She looked at the the two-way mirror set into the wall. "Dr. Carter," she saw her reflection say, "I don't think I'm going to get this."

There was a click. A tinny, weary voice filled the room. "Allison, we really need to push on here."

The day had started off fairly well, at least when taken in context with the rest of Allison's time at the McCrae Demi-Human Containment Centre. She had been taken from her cell, escorted by the traditional pair of burly orderlies to observation room 6, and told to play whatever she felt like. She wasn't a particularly musical child, but she could manage a few decent parlour ballads. Just being allowed to make noise made her feel a little better. Then she was subjected to an inexplicable phone conversation with a retired concert pianist from Vienna . Now she was remembering why she was never terribly interested in music to begin with.

She breathed in, "I can't do it." There was a whine to her voice that made her sound even younger than she actually was, but it couldn't be helped. "Nobody here's good enough."

There was another click, and a sigh. "Look, I know this isn't much fun. I'm not exactly having the time of my life here, either. But there are people we both have to answer to. If you cooperate, I'll try to get you a bit of cake or something with your dinner, alright?"

He sounded genuinely contrite. Nobody at McCrae ever enjoyed what they put Allison through, as far as she could tell. The doctors, the orderlies, the armed men who had accompanied her the precious few times she had been allowed outside; they all seemed to regret how she was treated. They still went along with it, of course. There had to be some reason for it.

Allison steeled herself best she could, and started over. She managed fifteen seconds before stumbling. A loud, angry sounding beep played over the speakers, making her flinch.

"Start over."

She did, with little improvement. A slipped finger, a wrong note struck, another reprimanding shriek.

"From the top," ordered Dr. Carter, attempting joviality.

It went on like this until-after more than a dozen failures-Allison slumped onto the keyboard and wept.

In the darkened room behind the window, Dr. Stephen Carter lit another Winfield. Surprisingly enough, the fact that making an eight-year-old girl cry had become a fixture of his workday did not fill him with confidence for the direction his career was taking. He was often assigned to handle Allison Kinsey's testing. Considering what some of the inmates at McCrae could do, and what they had already done to some of his colleagues, he had to assume it was because someone liked him. Whenever he spoke to or even looked at the girl, he couldn't help but be reminded of his own daughter at home. Sadly, this failed to create much of a rapport between the two. Mostly, he coped by trying to think of Allison in abstract terms. A thing that ceased to exist when he clocked off. For her part, he doubted she harboured much affection for him. She probably assumed he was the one who came up this nonsense with the piano. In truth, he didn't design the experiments, only carried them out. He was no expert on kids like Allison. He wasn't totally convinced there were any who didn't live in decrepit castles and cackled whenever lightning struck. Maybe they're the ones designing the experiments, he thought. But how many castles, decrepit or otherwise, could be there be in Australia? Did they houseshare?

Dr. Carter never heard anyone talk seriously about superpowers before 1962. There were various more official terms for the phenomena, but "superpower" was the only one that didn't make him feel as if he was inching closer and closer to old age when he used them. Everyone knew they existed, of course. You'd have to had been raised in a bomb shelter not to realise that there were people out there with capabilities beyond those of everyday mortals. The thing was, that equally described many singers, or moderately successful athletes. Honestly, most superhumans were hardly more impressive. The only substantiated reports Dr. Carter could recall from his youth involved rubbish like cattle station workers manifesting the strength of two men, or schoolkids waking up with the power to manipulate the flow of baked beans.

Okay, that wasn't quite true. You did have the occasional supervillain, even back then, but they almost always operated under the thumb of perfectly average criminal syndicates, comfortably out of sight of the general public. Those who didn't tended to have brief, spectacular careers, before being either captured, or more commonly, disappearing with a few armoured trucks' worth of pounds. It was generally agreed that any real, concerted effort to stop them would just make them stick around longer.

That may be why the Australian superhero scene had all but died out by the early 50's.

Wherever there were supervillains, superheroes almost inevitably emerged. It was a conflict that in all probability started the exact moment there was more than one superpowered being on the planet at the same time, and would only end when either both sides were completely annihilated, or when the tailors who made their costumes threw down their tools for the cause of peace and good taste.

Still, none of the great Australian vigilantes turned out to have much staying power. Lone Wolf, the Crimson Comet, the Raven; they all flourished and faded away within a fleeting niche between the end of one war and the beginning of the next. For most of them, secret identities meant it would never be known if they retired, fell in battle, or even given up and swelled the ranks of those they once fought. Superheroes were an extremely private lot, despite what their choice of outfits might have suggested. For a few of them, it was debatable whether they were really superhuman at all, or just normal men and women who sought strength in anonymity and a gimmick. Those sort never lasted long.

When Dr. Carter was young, he always thought the serious superhumans, the ones that got comic strips and film serials made about them, lived in cities like New York or London, when he gave them any thought at all. Looking back, he suspected if he had been a resident of either of those places, he would have said they dwelt in isolated backwaters like the Australian Outback, or windswept monasteries carved directly into mountain peaks. Either way, you could usually afford to pretend they didn't exist.

At least, that was the case until October 27, 1962, when the Flying Man made himself known, and the Cold War came to an abrupt conclusion.

If any government agency had been specifically charged with monitoring superhuman activities before '62, Dr. Carter was fairly sure they would have been forced to beg the Dairy Board for office space. After a hastily convened Royal Commision, however, the newly established Department of Demi-Human Affairs had found itself burdened with more money than they knew what to do with. Some of which was used to lure Dr. Carter away from what he now realised was a perfectly nice do nothing position with the Western Australia Forests Department.

His internal rehearsal of that night's ruminations at his local pub was interrupted by the small phone on his console ringing. Startled back to attention, he picked up the receiver. He didn't wait for an answer. "Is Subject B within estimated range of Subject A?"

"Affirmative," replied a lab technician on the other end. "He's asking a lot of questions, though. Should I say anything?"

Dr Carter rolled his eyes. "He's probably already guessed most of the important bits. Just tell him he's about to make the easiest £800 of his entire life."

"Got it." He hung up.

When his Allison's sobs seemed to have subsided, Dr. Carter opened the intercom again. "Have you tried using your power?"

She glared up at the window separating them, her eyes still red with tears. "Yes. Of course I did. Why wouldn't I?" Genuine anger had seeped into her voice.

He mulled over his response a bit. "I'm sorry. That was a stupid question. Could you give it another go, though? For me?" He instantly regretted that last part, even before he saw the look on Allison's face. Nevertheless, she shrugged and tilted her head, as though if listening to some note being played in the distance.

There were a little under a hundred songs in McClare Containment Centre. Allison could think of no better word for them than songs, though it was doubtful they could ever be recreated on the piano, or on any other man made instrument. Nor could any human voice hope to replicate them. Perhaps that was why the music produced through those means never grabbed her interest. The music people made on purpose could never compare to the music they made just by existing.

The nearest and clearest was Dr. Carter's. In the past few weeks, it had grown as familiar as her own mum's or dad's. But she wasn't interested in that song; she was barely interested when it was still new, really. There were forty-nine songs she was interested in, but not right that second. There was only one song she could hear that she hadn't already sampled. She focused on it. There were of course the chord progressions and countermeasures that described such talents as walking and talking, eating and breathing; as unique and universal as a fingerprint. The song was long and fairly complex, so it was probably coming off someone old. A man, she guessed, based on the tenor. As always, there were large parts of the song she couldn't parse. Perhaps, rather than being things the person could do, it was everything that had happened ever happened them.

Some of the melody's ornamentation was familiar, but far more developed than in any other instance she had previously encountered. Music which described musical ability always perplexed Allison. For one thing, it never sounded anything like what the person actually played. Piano players, for instance, always put her in mind of wind chimes, light and delicate. She amended the new variations into her own song almost automatically.

Immediately, Allison's posture changed. She suddenly became much more aware of her own breathing. Her expression determined, she splayed her fingers, cracked her knuckles, and played. And it was wonderful. Not once did she even glance at the sheet music, though it would have been perfectly legible if she had. Over the next forty minutes, Dr. Carter was treated to a calibre of performance that could only be the product of a lifetime of training and passion for the art of pianism. All from a disinterested little girl not yet ten years old.

Dr. Carter tried and failed to suppress a smile, then felt very grateful that there had never been any indication Allison possessed x-ray vision. The live music made for a nice break from routine, even if his appreciation of it was somewhat tainted knowing how little pleasure the performer was getting out of it. Moreover, he had proven once and for all that Allison's ability not dependent on actual soundwaves. Sure, it hadn't been his idea, but he was enough of a scientist to take some pleasure in the simple act of discovery, or at least confirmation.

In some respects, he was right to be pleased. Superpowers often seemed to actively resist scientific inquiry. Dr. Werther, an old workmate of Dr. Carter's, and as staunch an empiricist as you could hope to find, always maintained that there would someday be a model which reconciled all superhuman abilities within the framework of conventional physics. Last Dr. Carter heard, he'd taken to burning other researchers alive, while screaming that Sir Francis Bacon lied to him. While floating, for some reason.

Before coming to McClare, Allison had been considered a genuine child prodigy most who knew her. Perhaps she was, in a sense. She certainly was good at a lot of things. Since her arrival; she'd displayed great competence in landscape painting, calculus, European history, cigarette rolling, and cocktail mixing. All reasonable talents for a bright, middle class child, but maybe much all at once. They say it took about 10,000 hours of deliberate practise to fully master any skill. Allison it seems could cut that down to about three seconds of bugger all, as long as someone nearby had put in the hours. If Dr. Carter had been a more prideful man, he might've taken offence at the idea that Allison had likely assimilated his whole education just to stave off boredom. He couldn't see it helping much.

Sometimes, when his conscience threatened to overwhelm his well cultivated detachment, he tried soothing it by thinking of all the interesting, useful skills Allison had acquired thanks to the Containment Centre's tests. How likely was it that she would've acquired such refined musical ability in a town like Harvey? It sounded hollow even in his own head.

Eventually, Allison concluded the piece. If she felt any sense of accomplishment, it was not evident in her expression, only bone-deep exhaustion.

"Dr. Carter, can I go back to my room now?"

"Not quite yet. We still have some follow up tests." It actually hurt to look at Allison just then. "Sorry." If he was going to be horrible, he might as well go all out. "You know, these tests could be a little more fun for both of us if you would be a bit more honest about your talents."

Allison went white. "I am being open."

Dr. Carter rubbed his temples, preparing for one more trip down a very well worn path. "Allison, I've read your file. It's quite interesting, at least more so than Bach."

She rounded on him. "Someone messed up. Or they wanted to make me look more exciting." She halfheartedly kicked the piano. After a few solid decades of being an accomplice to mandatory music lessons, it barely noticed the abuse. "This is all you're going get out of me. If you want to keep testing me, you're just going to make me do stuff like this until I've learnt how to do everything." She smiled without humour. "I don't think I can play the spoons yet, but I'm sure we'll get to it someday."


As the orderlies escorted Allison from the room, Dr. Carter pondered what she had told him. She was was right, really. After the conclusive results of today's experiment, simply making Allison absorb new talents would no longer provide them with useful information. And if Dr. Carter stopped providing useful information on her, it was not unlikely that he would be assigned a new inmate. Maybe the Scotswoman who insisted she was over 3,000 years old, and hurled lightning at anyone who suggested otherwise. That simply would not do. He considered putting in a proposal to perform some tests with Arnold Barnes, but even if his superiors were likely to listen to take any idea of his onboard, there was no way in Hell they would allow Arnold and Allison to even be in the same state again.



On the other side of the country, in a facility so identical to McClare, it made one suspect that a mad student of brutalism had stumbled upon the secret of architectural cloning, Arnold Barnes stood in the doorway of his cell, still vaguely expecting the rough hands of an orderly to shove him forward. He was leaving Roberts Demi-Human Containment Centre. For good, if Dr. Lawrence was being honest. It was the best news he could have hoped for. Well, being told he was actually going home would have been the best news he could have hoped for. Or maybe that he was going home, and that a great deal of the people he had met recently would be taking his place in his cell, and that its door would be confiscated, and duly replaced with spiders.

"Arnold," said Dr. Lawrence, interrupting his fantasy, "we do have to get going now."'

"I know. Not even sure why I'm not running out of here."

Dr. Lawrence lay a hand on his shoulder. "It's easy to forget what a good situation feels like. It can be a little overwhelming."

"Yeah."

The two of them walked down the hallway, past the mostly empty cells which surrounded Arnold's. "Sir," he said, "could you see about getting this friend of mine out? I think they have her locked up back in WA."

Dr. Lawrence stopped for a second. "Hmm. What does she do?"

Arnold was a little taken aback by the question. He sort of expected to be asked her name first. "Um, most things, sir."

Dr. Lawrence grinned. "Now whatever do we mean by that?"




 
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Chapter 1 Footnotes
Chapter 1 Footnotes

The day had started off fairly well, at least when taken in context with the rest of Allison's time at the McCrae Demi-Human* Containment Centre.
Officially accepted term for any person or person-shaped entity possessing abilities or traits considered beyond the human baseline used by many Commonwealth governments between 1962 and 1971. The ability to say it with a straight face is often considered evidence of extra-normal ability.

You'd have to had been raised in a bomb shelter* not to realise that there were people out there with capabilities beyond those of everyday mortals.
Even then, at least one known supervillain was reportedly raised in a fallout shelter. Presumably he knew.

Wherever there were supervillains, superheroes almost inevitably emerged.*
Some deeply strange people insist that it is in fact the other way around. Why criminally inclined super-beings should wait for someone who can actually stand up to them to appear before taking advantage of their particular skills is usually left unexplained.

For most of them, secret identities meant it would never be known if they retired, fell in battle, or even given up and swelled the ranks of those they once fought.*
One superhero, The Phantom Ranger, is said to have began his career in the hopes of landing a book deal and a movie option. His self published autobiography, Cape and Cowl, was remaindered, and adapted into a direct-to-DVD film thirty-six years after his death.
 
Giant Sized New Humans #2
The New Humans, Chapter Two: Giant Sized New Humans #2

After the business with the piano, the tests somehow got more tedious. In Allison's opinion, this was a miracle warranting far more scientific scrutiny than anything her power did. Although "power" was a term she still felt odd about being applied to any aspect of herself. Aside from the German vocab and sight-reading exercises, there were intensely personal questions about one Eduard Keller, the man Allison had talked with on the phone that morning, and whom she rightly assumed was the source of her new status as a virtuoso.

Anecdotes from Keller's childhood were left unfinished for her to complete; she was given questionnaires on his phobias, neuroses, obsessions, and deepest regrets; she was tasked with a series of short essay topics, ranging from how his father never liked him much to how his mother never let him be a man. The format, coupled with the cheap plastic desk she had been furnished with, put Allison in mind of her classroom back at Harvey Primary. Or at least, if Miss Rossi had suffered a nervous breakdown and decided to share that wonderful news with her pupils through the medium of quizzes.

Allison was sure it was mostly lies. Especially the parts about giving private performances for Hitler, or sailing to Tasmania in a tea chest. Patently ridiculous as it all was, Keller's song gave her no insight into whether or not there was any truth to it. Her understanding of the music was limited purely to what its subject could do, not who they were, or anything they might have done. Or, as in Keller's particular case, what had been done to them.

She had tried having fun with these tests at first. For want of any real answers, she'd spun wild narratives about her subjects. Mathematicians from Perth met otherworldly dooms at the hands of Doctor Who, Melbournian horticologists coveted the Magic Pudding, and American historians served with distinction in the Great Emu War. Seven Little Australians and Blinky Bill were repeatedly plagiarized.

She'd expected some kind of response from the people in charge. A rebuke, a warning, some kind of punishment. She had gotten no such thing, not even after a description of some obscure landscape artist's first crush had ended with Dr. Carter being devoured by the Giant Devil Dingo. In fact, the amount of personal questions on the written tests had only increased. She had considered that maybe Dr. Carter, or whoever else read the tests, found her joke as diverting as she did. This idea disheartened her, and she had taken to simply answering the questions with a perfunctory "don't know,", or even a large scrawled X when her patience was exceptionally thin. The proud test-taker within her cringed, but pride in her own abilities was not something she had in great abundance these days.

During the written tests, an absolute boulder of an orderly sat in the corner of the examination room, far more engrossed in his black and white Superman reprint than the child he was meant to be watching. Allison was surprised by his choice of reading material. Aside from him being a grownup–or at least carved in the image of a grownup–she knew that news agents had stopped stocking Superman comics years ago, assuming they even still published them. After all, there was speculation that the Flying Man had modeled himself on them. It was the cape. And the flying, but most agreed he probably would have done that anyway.

She wondered, briefly, if bringing up the Flying Man somewhere would garner some response from them-in-charge. She decided against it; she was pretty sure half the staff were already convinced she and her fellow inmates were either working for, or somehow born from, the Flying Man. It didn't help that almost all the inmates in McClare had been small children when he had first appeared.

There was no shortage of theories regarding the young age of most identified demi-humans. Pretty much one per scientist, interested layperson, and uninformed idiot, really. The most straightforward generally took the position that something had changed recently in the environment, something that acutely affected children. Nuclear tests copped the blame, but then, so did water fluoridation. In some circles, it was also posited that the apparent surge in demi-human populations was a legacy of WW2 supersoldier programs.

Other theories suggested there was some intelligence responsible for superpowers. Oddly enough, the identity of this being, whether they be men from Mars, God, the Devil, or whichever government you feared most, seemed to make little difference to their supposed motives. As for why they chose to mostly bless children with such unearthly gifts, there there two main schools of thought. One was that the flying saucers or whatever wished to lift mankind up to a new and glorious plateau of evolution, and so granted the most innocent amongst them the tools to do so. The other school of thought also supposed these entities were trying to steer human society in a particular direction, but was mostly held by people with actual experience with children.

Allison knew little about any of these theories. If anyone had asked her, she would have said the reason McClare mostly housed children was that they weren't as good at hiding. It probably did not help that Australia had some practise locking up children-for even more arbitrary reasons.

Aside from the cliff-like orderly, a trio of nurses were also watching Allison. At least, she always thought of the female staff at McClare as nurses, though she had never heard them addressed as such. They seemed to be trying to drown out Allison's existence with conversation. They were huddled around a copy of Women's Weekly, which was at least more age appropriate than the male orderly's reading material, in Allison's unvoiced opinion.

"Excuse me, ma'ms, I've finished," Allison said, a little more timidly than she intended.

The three women looked up from their magazine, while the orderly did his best impression of someone prepared to deal with possible superhuman violence. It was a painful balancing act of trying to look as intimidating as humanly possible, while avoiding doing anything that might actually scare the child. It was not a resounding success. After a moment of silent deliberation, the maybe-nurses seemed to elect the middle member of their trio to respond.

The small, dark-haired woman gathered up the worksheets, eyeing Allison like she might explode before she made it out of the room. Admittedly, there was precedent of that happening. Once she was gone, the other two stood up from their chairs.

"Shower-time, Allison," said the more solidly built redhead.

She shuddered a little. "Alright."

The redhead and the other nurse, almost disappointingly another redhead (although with a more slight build), each took one of Allison's hands, and led her out into the hallway, the orderly following at emergency tackle distance.

If there was one skill Allison was surprised to have acquired at McClare, it was the ability to navigate its halls. If she hadn't heard their songs, she would have assumed that the staff consisted entirely of unfortunates who wandered in, got lost, and found some uniforms. She couldn't imagine that any building that large was built so uniform by accident. Maybe it was to deter escape attempts.

What really impressed her was how effortlessly the nurses ignored her, even as she walked between them. They might as well have been carting around a filing cabinet.

Showers at McClare were usually the worst part of Allison's day. The only way they could have been more distressing is if the staff had put a piano in there with her, but it probably wouldn't have agreed with the moisture. The facilities had most of the expected indignities. The walls were constructed from the kind of institutional grey brick that could only aspire to almost looking clean, even if scrubbed hourly by all the janitors in Christendom. At best, the water was tepid, and at worst, it almost convinced Allison McClare's doctors were trying to freeze her until they knew what to do with her.

What was missing was the other inmates. When she had first arrived at McClare, and realised that she would probably be allowed to bathe at some point, she had expected it to be a grim, communal affair. Originally, she had been relieved that this was only half true, but then she noticed that she wasn't seeing any inmates outside the shower rooms, either. Not even in the hallways. If it weren't for their songs, she might have started to think that the other inmates were an elaborate joke being played on her. It was disconcerting, to say the least. She couldn't imagine what it was like for the other children.

The slighter nurse turned on the shower. "I think that's hot enough," she lied. "Strip off, dear."

Sadly, Allison's isolation did not afford her any privacy. It seemed that McClare mandated its inmates be watched at all times outside of their cells. Even in the showers. She stripped as quickly as possible, made a silent prayer to the gods of indoor plumbing that the water would be bearable today, and stepped under the showerhead.

To the nurses' credit, they seemed to be making every effort to only theoretically watch Allison. They stood within eyeshot of her, but were focussing very intently on the movement of each other's lips. She was deeply grateful the orderly was only required to stand outside in the hallway.

While Allison showered, the nurses chatted. They pondered whether working for a semi-classified facility would leave a gap on their CVs, or if the slight one would even be able to get another job after she got married that winter. On that note, they also bemoaned how poor their pay was compared to Stephen Carter and and the animate slab of concrete standing outside, even though they had to deal with the demi-humans just as much–if not more–than the men. They debated how much of a waste of money the Space Race was, and whether the symbolism of stepping on the Moon was even valid knowing the Gatehouse was already up there. At one point, one of the nurses looked like she was thinking of asking for Allison's opinion on something or other, but thought better of it.

Allison tried to scrub herself clean as best she could, despite the soap being lowest-bidder rough. She hadn't looked in a mirror in weeks, something she suspected was for the better. Her skin had gone paper white from lack of natural light. Once a week, the staff shaved her head, mostly to prevent lice. She actually thought that was for the best, even if it did make her look like a boy. Her old chestnut curls were something her mother had always been rather proud of, and she didn't like the idea of them getting manky.

She hoped she at least didn't look as bad as she felt. She always felt vaguely ill these days, and hungry. It wasn't that McClare didn't feed her, or that the food was completely unpalatable, she just never ate all she was given. A full stomach was less comfort than the idea someone somewhere might be annoyed. She needed to have some small measure of control over her own life, even if it all it amounted to was the ability to make her life a little more miserable than it needed to be. There were worse superpowers.

"Time to dry off, Allison."

The nurse's tone reminded Allison of her mum. That bothered her. "Okay. But could you turn around? Please?"

The nurses acquiesced without comment. A set of clean clothes lay folded on the shower bench, but Allison tried not to wonder how they got there. The nurses hadn't stopped talking long enough for either of them to procure them. She did notice, however, that the orderly looked as though he was trying to keep guilt from showing on his face as they made their way to Allison's cell.

When they reached the cell, they shut the door behind her with no farewell. As places to be incarcerated went, it wasn't as bad as it could have been. It was a small, windowless room, with an appropriately child sized bed, chair and desk, all tightly bolted down. Her toilet was also in the room, set against the left wall. She had wet herself once before she managed to adjust to that.

Laying on the desk were the three books the centre had deemed to provide Allison with, one of which was still open at her place, which she sat down to continue reading.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, she read very fast for her age, and therefore had consumed The Wonder Book of Do You Know and Shackleton's Argonauts within a couple of days of receiving them, so she was trying to pace herself with The Sword in the Stone, with little success.

She sort of envied Merlin. From where she was, only being able to remember the future seemed like the better deal. If the future contained something besides this, great. If not, well, she wouldn't have anything to compare it to. Although she had no idea how Merlin ever managed to finish a book.

She had just gotten up to the part where Merlin and Madam Mim were having it out, which just seemed unfair on Merlin's part, when the lights cut off. She jerked in her seat. Bedtime was upon her.

Allison had always been afflicted with a strong fear of the dark. In the absence of light, she swore she could hear the world breathe. And as the world breathed, it did so more and more laboriously. The walls seemed to close in around her, and the warmth drained from everything. The universe was a living thing, and it was dying. She could save it, but she just didn't know how.

She tried to dispel the sensation, bolted to her bed, and opened her ears to her fellow inmates' songs.

All songs were beautiful, even if they belonged to the dullest people ever born. Thing was, so were snowflakes, and you don't see Inuit wandering around in starry eyed wonder during blizzards. Songs and snowflakes may have been utterly unique and individual, but they were unique and individual in mostly the same ways.

The songs of other demi-humans, though, were another thing altogether. When she had first heard a power's leitmotif, it was like being exposed to polyphonic symphonies after having only ever listened to one man play the triangle.

She honed in on the song of one inmate in particular, a delicate little tune with a lot of what she thought of as bells, and tried her best to reproduce it. Suddenly, her cell was filled with familiar noises. Her mother welcoming her home after school, a radio serial mostly consisting of the Phantom punching pirates, her dad complaining about the outcome of a match, of what game she wasn't even sure; even Miss Rossi trying valiantly to make her year two class understand basic multiplication.

She would have gone for a power that allowed her to create light first, but the only inmates who could do that did so by lighting stuff on fire. That seemed like more trouble than it was worth.

As she often did on test days, she considered the possibility of escape. With the powers of dozens of other demi-humans to play with, the getting out itself would not have been all that difficult. As for afterwards, she knew how to do an awful lot of things. For one, she was pretty sure she knew how to drive, if she could contrive some arrangement with the pedals. As for where she would drive to, she knew enough languages that she could order lunch in every diner in Europe, and even a few beyond.

If she did escape, part of her knew that going home would be a mistake. They'd look there first. As for fleeing further, she guessed most countries treated demi-humans much the same way as Australia. And she would still be an eight year old girl, without her parents, in a strange land. It might have been doable, but it honestly didn't seem any better than what she had now.

And if it wasn't doable, if the people who built McClare caught her again, she had heard stories about what happened to demi-humans they decided couldn't be handled. The most pleasant involved lead. The worst involved knives.

She kept both her actual and metaphysical ears peeled for anyone approaching her door. She figured her best strategy for getting home was to allow Dr. Carter and his ilk to bore of her completely, and she doubted that would ever happen if they knew just how much she could copy.

Just before she drifted off into welcome sleep, a green flash flared in the centre of the cell. A small piece of notepaper wafted onto the floor. She scurried out of bed, picked up the paper, and tried to read it before the glow completely faded. It was a short, perfunctory message, written in a childish scrawl.

It's taken me five six seven eight goes to get this bloody thing to go away. Hope it got to you OK. Sorry about all this. Will get better. Promise.

-AB


Allison wanted to be angry at the note's writer. She wanted to thank him, too. She wanted to believe something was going to change, and soon. Mostly, though, she just wanted to figure out how to hide it, lest whoever woke her up the next morning wonder where it came from.

Destroying it was out of the question. That would feel like destroying the promise, as if it had never been made. She eventually settled on hiding it inside The Sword in the Stone, hoping they didn't decide to cycle out her books early, and crawled back into bed, trying to believe what it said.

⬗​
The next few days were spectacularly uneventful. Allison was amazed it was possible for so little to differ in that amount of time. There weren't even any tests. She wondered if McClare had finally decided they had gotten all they could from her, but figured that feeding her would cost less than the petrol they'd use taking her home.

The note had become something of a totem for her. When she tried to enjoy its hiding place, she would often flick a head a few dozen pages to reread it. She started to try and discern hidden meaning in the thirty words-codes that, if deciphered and followed, would guarantee her freedom. She agonized over whether the crossed out letter had any significance.

Without the light torments of Dr. Carter, time began to slip from Allison's grip. Meals, showers, and bedtime provided her day some shape, but she had no way of keeping track of the hours between. They all congealed into one painfully extended moment. Without a window, not even the sun could give her any hints. If a genie had offered her one wish, there was about a fifty-fifty chance she would have asked for a clock.

She heard the song long before its maker made it to her door. It was brassy, and seemed to almost fade in and out as she listened to it. It was very familiar to her. It should have been, she had heard it almost every day for nearly three years.

She turned to face the door, her body starting to twitch with nervous energy.

She was sure it didn't take as long as it felt like it did for her door to open. If it had, surely the whole centre would have crumbled into dust. The sun would have swollen red, evaporated the oceans, driving humanity to extinction, and leaving the Earth ready for a new, more vital civilization. Maybe geckos.

The man who opened the door had a rich song, for an everyday human being, at least. He was wearing a green checkered suit and was as broad as some of the farmers Allison had known back in Harvey. His beard was full, and although greying, still had a fair amount of red in it. He looked as if he could have pulled the metal door off his hinges if he felt like it.

There was definite pity in his eyes, mixed with something Allison couldn't quite put her finger on. Fascination, maybe? Expectation?

There was also a young boy, about Allison's age, and with roughly the same haircut, standing behind him, dark haired and narrow featured. Though it didn't seem like something he had much experience with, he was grinning at her.

"Allison Kinsey," said Dr. Herbert Lawrence. "I believe we have much to discuss."

Despite herself, Allison found herself breaking out in a smile, too.
 
Chapter 2 Footnotes
Chapter 2 Footnotes

Anecdotes from Keller's childhood were left unfinished for her to complete; she was given questionnaires on his phobias, neuroses, obsessions, and deepest regrets*;
Given that his best paying job in twenty years was allowing a small girl to absorb his competency as a human being, there were a few of these.

Allison was sure it was mostly lies. Especially the parts about giving private performances for Hitler*, or sailing to Tasmania in a tea chest.**
*Herr Keller did in fact once perform for Adolph Hitler, albeit in a village pub in 1926.
**The HMAS Tea Chest being the cargo vessel on which Keller arrived in Australia in 1943.

Mathematicians from Perth met otherworldly dooms at the hands of Doctor Who, Melbournian horticologists coveted the Magic Pudding, and American historians served with distinction in the Great Emu War*.
All glory to the Democratic Emu Cooperative of Campion.

In some circles, it was also posited that the apparent surge in demi-human populations was a legacy of WW2 supersoldier programs*.
To their eternal disappointment, the Nazis' most formidable superpowered operative was a bottle-blonde.

It probably did not help that Australia had some practise locking up children-for even more arbitrary reasons*.
Most children's songs Allison had heard within McClare had a similar tonal shift when they were taken to McClare. Some did not. She had never seen any, but she presumed from what her parents had told her these songs came from half-caste children.

If it weren't for their songs, she might have started to think that the other inmates were an elaborate joke being played on her*.
This might actually have been true if she was being held in the Kimberley Demihuman Asylum, which only housed one inmate for its entire operational lifespan. Although, she wandered in and out.

She stripped as quickly as possible, made a silent prayer to the gods of indoor plumbing* that the water would be bearable today, and stepped under the showerhead.
Most of these can usually be found in Rome.

As places to be incarcerated went, it wasn't as bad as it could have been*.
If the Panopticon, a galactically distributed periodical focusing on dungeons and other prisons, put out an Earth edition in 1965, it would have been lucky to receive two and a half iron manacles. To put it another way, it was halfway between the oubliettes of Ostech, where executions are carried out over the course of decades, and the pleasure catacombs of Enlil, where political prisoners appeal to have their sentences extended unto perpetuity.
 
Gabriel over the White House
The New Humans, Chapter Three: Gabriel over the White House

Allison was surprised by how little notice the other diners at the Rose Hotel dining room paid Dr. Lawrence and his companions. She supposed they all looked more or less normal, at least at a glance. Perhaps it was their songs that made their nature seem so obvious to Allison. She still couldn't comprehend how other people didn't pick up on the superhuman strains running all throughout their group. They were so noisy. And deaf as most people were to the songs, surely Dr. Lawrence himself was loud and clear enough to draw the attention of more mundane senses.

"Yes, a school," he said between bites of his steak and mushroom pie. To say Dr Lawrence's voice was deep was an understatement. It made you feel like you should sit in a hyperbaric chamber after hearing him speak for any length of time. "The New Human Institute. Little place outside Perth I've been running for, hmm, twelve years now?" He seemed to drift a little into nostalgia. "Gorgeous countryside. Took me an age to find somewhere by a river."

Allison looked across their table at Arnold for confirmation. He shrugged. "Don't look at me. I haven't been there yet."

Allison and Arnold had been casual acquaintances since they started grade one. Maybe not great friends, but they had seen the inside of each other's lounge rooms. The Barnes were not the most well liked family in Harvey. Arnold's father had left most of his legs in Korea, and it was widely agreed much of his sanity, so it was his wife's butchershop that sustained the family. For reasons that nobody ever got around to explaining to Allison, the fact Arnold had been born after Mr. Barnes' return home was also somehow scandalous.

As for the boy himself, most people back home regarded him as a bit of a sulk. They weren't wrong, but Allison didn't think that was necessarily a point against him. Arnold had a face built for sulleness; cheerfulness would just be a waste of good real estate. To be honest, Allison mostly hanged out with him because his song was interesting, something she had started to feel terribly guilty about after getting his note.

They did have a couple of things in common. Both were functionally only children, although Arnold at least claimed to have two older brothers in the special forces. There was also the small matter of them both being demi-humans, but they had only found that out when they were apprehended.

"Before that, I had my first students to keep me busy," Dr. Lawrence continued, gesturing at Alberto and Françoise.

"I hope you appreciate the detour we made for you," said Alberto, peering over a copy of the West Australian. Apparently, there had been another sighting of the Witch of Claremont . "It's added three days to our trip."

Françoise pushed a few locks of blond hair away from her face, in what looked like a practised gesture. "Two, at most. And Eliza and Hugo can hold down the fort a little bit longer, I think." She winked at Allison.

The intended effect was marred by her eyes. Theoretically, they should have been startlingly beautiful. Most things about Françoise were, to be honest. When artists were begged by their lovers to paint them like one of their French girls, Françoise was probably the one they were talking about. Yet when Allison first met the woman, she thought she must have lost her original eyes in some terrible accident, and then had them replaced by a prosthetist who, while well meaning, was no less terrible himself, and took the phrase "sky blue" horrifyingly literally. They were of a shade and hue that seemed more mineral than biological. She imagined that if someone put out the sun, she would still be able to see Françoise's eyes, burning in the dark.

Someday, Allison hoped, familiarity would allow her to appreciate those eyes. Till then, she would try her best not to make it too obvious when she addressed Françoise's shoes. At least she got to add Meridional French and Occitan to her repertoire of languages. And her song was pleasant. Allison thought it sounded like it was being played on glass. When she wasn't being mindful, she sometimes found herself trying to hum it.

Dr. Lawrence laughed. It finally made a few heads turn. "Don't scoff, Françoise. Alberto's concerns are perfectly valid. I mean, imagine what troubles could arise if the school was left understaffed. Plague could break out. Plague!"

Françoise pushed a few locks of blond hair away from her face, in what looked like a practised gesture. "Two, at most. And Eliza and Hugo can hold down the fort a little bit longer, I think." She winked at Allison.

The intended effect was marred by her eyes. Theoretically, they should have been startlingly beautiful. Most things about Françoise were, to be honest. When artists were begged by their lovers to paint them like one of their French girls, Françoise was probably the one they were talking about. Yet when Allison first met the woman, she thought she must have lost her original eyes in some terrible accident, and then had them replaced by a prosthetist who, while well meaning, was no less terrible himself, and took the phrase "sky blue" horrifyingly literally. They were of a shade and hue that seemed more mineral than biological. She imagined that if someone put out the sun, she would still be able to see Françoise's eyes, burning in the dark.

Someday, Allison hoped, familiarity would allow her to appreciate those eyes. Till then, she would try her best not to make it too obvious when she addressed Françoise's shoes. At least she got to add Meridional French and Occitan to her repertoire of languages. And her song was pleasant. Allison thought it sounded like it was being played on glass. When she wasn't being mindful, she sometimes found herself trying to hum it.

Dr. Lawrence laughed. It finally made a few heads turn. "Don't scoff, Françoise. Alberto's concerns are perfectly valid. I mean, imagine what troubles could arise if the school was left understaffed. Plague could break out. Plague!"

Françoise seemed to find this delightful. Alberto's paper, meanwhile, seemed to become at least ten times more fascinating.

She wanted to ask what was so funny, but decided to pursue a simpler line of inquiry. "New Human? Uh, isn't it meant to be demi-human?"

Allison could almost feel Alberto rolling his eyes from behind the paper. Arnold suddenly remembered he had a toasted sandwich to finish.

Dr. Lawrence rubbed his temples. "You know what the problem with 'demi-human' is, Allison?"

"Super is shorter?"

He chuckled. "That is a definite disadvantage, but it goes deeper than that. Do you know what the prefix 'demi' literally means?"

She shrugged. "Half something? More or less?"

He thumped his fist down on the table, making the cutlery rattle. "Exactly! Half-human, less than human. The very word our government uses for children like you, for men and women like Fran and Alberto, is an insult! And a petty one at that."

Allison was keenly aware of the other diners looking in their direction. She shrunk in her chair, wishing she had been given a hood when they left the centre. It would have covered up the buzz cut, at least.

Françoise was the first to break the silence. "I suppose you could take it to mean we're only half as afflicted by the human condition. And for the love of God, Herbert, do not call me Fran. Ever."

That broke his stride a little. He let out another foghorn of a laugh."Like Allison said, it's shorter."

She swore a bit in Occitan. Allison was dearly tempted to translate it.

Alberto laid his paper down. "Labels can be funny. I mean, you call someone a demigod, they'll usually take it as a compliment. A compliment made by a git, but a compliment. Call someone that on Mt. Olympus, and you'll wind up with a drink in your face."

"Regardless, I think we can agree whoever came up with the term did not have favourable things to say about your kind."

"Indeed," said Alberto, mildly. "I think I'm with Allison on this one. Super is just more to the point."

"Far too confrontational, though. That's why I prefer new human. Less judgemental. 'Posthuman' appeals to me on a more clinical level, but people seem to react badly to that, too."

A busboy had come to collect the adults' empty coffee cups during Dr. Lawrence's attempted etymology lecture. He was staring at the group like they were planning a derailment in front of him. Alberto brushed his hand off the table with two fingers. "Sanctioned supers, mate. Call the DDHA if you don't believe me."

The busboy nodded nervously and walked sharply back towards the kitchen, dishes forgotten. Alberto snickered, "Bloody baselines."

Allison was rapidly beginning to learn that adulthood came in many different tenors. Going by his song, Alberto had probably celebrated the same number of birthdays as Françoise, give or take, yet he had the look of a much younger man. He reminded her of the probable underage drinkers she often saw stream out of the pub while she and her mother waited in the car. He even smoked like a seventeen year old. He was lanky, and dressed in the sort of clothes her father might have worn to work at the bank–if he had the misfortune of being born a scarecrow. It was as if Dr. Lawrence had used up more than his fair share of personal presence available, forcing Alberto to make do with whatever he could scrape from the bottom of the jar.

If Allison hadn't been trying her best to avoid eye contact with Françoise, she might have noticed that Alberto had been looking at her all day in much the same way the staff at McClare did. When he wasn't trying to ignore her in the same manner. His song, like Allison's own, seemed heavily dependent on percussion instruments.

Lawrence did not look amused in the slightest. "It's exactly that kind of attitude that's turned people against your kind, Alberto."

"Everyone abuses busboys, Bertie. I suspect it might be what unites our two species."

Allison felt odd about being implicitly referred to as a different species. If she was judging the look on his face right, so did Arnold. Françoise remained ever the image of poise and dignity.

"Bloody minded arrogance! Overwhelming smugness. Callous indifference to the beliefs and needs of others." Dr. Lawrence was yelling now. "Now, tell me, who does that remind you of?"

Alberto said nothing, returning to the the letters page. Not that he had very long to read it, for soon enough a well dressed, managerial looking fellow was striding up to their table. "Excuse me, sir, I'm afraid you and your party will have to leave."

Dr. Lawrence stood up and fished his out his wallet, deep sadness painted across his features. "I don't blame you for this. You're only acting according to what the world has told you. Someday, when we're all bigger men, I hope superhumans and baselines can sit down and enjoy a meal together in peace. Come along, children, our train leaves in fifteen minutes." He handed the man some notes–in all probability far more than what was actually owed–and made his way towards the exit, head held high.

The man watched the group march out after him, Allison trying to somehow occupy every patron's blindspot simultaneously, with some interest. Once they were all out of earshot, he turned to an old woman sitting to their right.

"They were supers?"

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Neither Allison nor Arnold had ever been to Bunbury before. Not much point, really, with Perth to the north and Dunsborough and Busselton a little further south. Sandwiched between the state capital and some of the best beaches in the country, there wasn't much reason to stay in Bunbury for longer than was absolutely necessary, unless you were especially fond of dolphins or lighthouses. Arnold was intrigued to see that three hotels managed to coexist within two streets of each other. A marble infantryman stood atop the war memorial at the intersection of Victoria and Stirling Streets, head bowed in what looked like prayer. Allison thought he looked sad, but he was actually merely sleepy. St. Patrick's Cathedral loomed over the landscape, in silent judgement of the Bunburbinates' innumerable sins.

"I'm sorry for making a scene in there, children. I just got caught up thinking about… Well, how much do you know about the Flying Man?"

The children both made vague, noncommittal gestures. "Flies around, saves folks when he isn't scaring them, looks a bit like Captain Marvel?" answered Arnold.

"I never understood why he's called that," commented Françoise. "Plenty of other new humans can fly, too. Even me, sort of."

It was then Alberto decided to close the distance between him and the rest of the group. "Yes, but you cheat. Most New Humans that fly do."

Françoise scoffed. "What do you mean, cheat? Is there a rulebook?"

"You know exactly what I mean. When New Humans fly, they usually do it by turning into fire, or riding mounts composed of primeval shadow, or by commanding the wind. I can count on one hand the ones I know of who just do it. And even a couple of them don't look half as dignified as the Flying Man doing it." Alberto replied.

Dr. Lawrence frowned.

"Oh, lighten up, Bertie, just an honest observation."

Françoise sighed and shook her head. "I told Crimson Comet that you couldn't pull off one fake wing."

"Didn't he turn up floating above the White House holding some bloke?" added Allison. "The Flying Man, I mean, not the Crimson Comet."

"That he was, Allison. Can you remember why they were there?"

She did, but just barely. "Something to do with Cuba?"

"Cigars?" suggested Arnold.

Allison and Arnold had only been about five during the Missile Crisis. Harvey was so provincial as to barely be part of the world proper, but news, and the accompanying existential dread, had seeped into the town like so much radioactive fallout. Neither child had particularly understood what was happening, but none of the adults they knew seemed to, either. Allison's parents tried to keep informed, which mainly served to feed their anxiety. It didn't help that her mother had seen On the Beach three times in 1959. They had tried to suppress their fears for their daughter's sake, but to little good. Even if their songs hadn't screamed for them, it would have shown in other ways. Her mother lingering in her room at tuck-in time, her father coming home a little earlier from work, and hugging her just a fraction tighter when he left in the morning. Harvey Primary had run a few half hearted drills urging their students to hide beneath their desks, should anything happen.

Arnold's mother had prayed, which was her usual recourse, while his father had sent angry letters lambasting the Reds to every paper he knew of, and some he possibly imagined. This did little to deter them, though.

"...And so the Soviets and the Americans kept designing and building bigger and deadlier bombs, with the hope that each one would mean they'd never have to use them. A little like a man keeping lit dynamite around his house to scare off burglars. And eventually the Soviets decided to put some of their dynamite a little too close to the US's, and that's where the plan started going wrong. And they talked and they talked and they talked…"

If anyone passing caught what Dr. Lawrence was saying, they wouldn't have found it anything strange. Just an old man explaining to the young why people now feared the sky.

"...So the Americans decided to send a pilot to find out what they honestly already knew in their hearts. That pilot's name was Rudolph Anderson, and he was shot down on October 27th, 1962."

"But the Flying Man saved him?" guessed Arnold.

"Yes, I suppose he did. But nobody knew that until three days later, when he returned Anderson."

⬗​

The Flying Man, Rudolph Anderson in hand, had been first spotted hovering about a hundred feet over the White House at 10:00 AM, EST. Immediately, the expected theories were posited. He was an alien invader, a herald of the Second Coming, the Antichrist, an optical illusion, or an angel of one kind or another. None of those had been definitively ruled out, even three years later.

Less than five minutes after his appearance, the Flying Man had descended onto the North Lawn, allowing a grateful Anderson to collapse onto the grass. He had apparently been given a change of clothes since he disappeared from the cockpit of his U-2F. He took one wide eyed look at the Flying Man, and ran off into the distance.

"Major Anderson did not tell me anything I didn't already know while in my care. I trust he will not be harmed?" he said to the suited man standing behind him.

"Uhm, yes. I can't see why we would."

The Flying Man turned around and grinned at the man. "Secretary of State, I assume?" He nodded. "Ah, thought it would be you. Couldn't expect you to send out the President right away. Speaking of which, could I see him?"

Secretary Rusk looked the Flying Man up and down. He was quite absurdly handsome, with a sharply defined chin, curly cornsilk hair, and moss green eyes. He was also extremely toned, which might have explained the skintight white costume. A purple diamond was emblazoned on his chest. There would be much speculation on the significance, if any, of this symbol. The most commonly accepted theory was that the diamond represented unbreakability, and some suggested that the purple was meant to invoke royalty. Some of the more superhero oriented scholars also had ideas about the wine coloured cape he wore. Among demi-humans, they claimed, a cape was an instantly recognizable symbol of power. This was apparently because wearing one meant that, if it got caught in a jet turbine, the super would be the one sending flowers to its funeral.

What went through Rusk's head, however, was wondering what this idiot was doing dressing up like Superman. "And why would that be?"

"I have vital information for him, concerning the Soviets, you see." He said this like he wanted to return a lost library book.

The Secretary tried to peg the Flying Man's accent. It might have been British, or possibly Canadian. Not that the Soviets couldn't train one of their own to sound North American if they wanted. "Well, it would be helpful if you told me your name."

His grin faded a little, but didn't vanish completely. "Tell me, Secretary, do you read Superman at all?"

"Not since the army, no."

"But I'm sure you know he doesn't go around telling anyone his real name."

"Hmm."

It went on like that for a while, until eventually the 35th President of the United States decided to venture out and meet with this strange visitor of his own accord. Many objections were raised by his aides, the VP, his cabinet, and the man in charge of delivering the President's nude photographs to Sidney Mickelson for framing, but eventually he won out.

"I figure if he really wanted to hurt me, I wouldn't have to go outside for him to do it." President Kennedy explained.

"Mr. President! So glad to finally meet you." He said with absolute sincerity while vigorously shaking the President's hand, to the disconcernment of some of his secret servicemen. The President got the distinct impression that the Flying Man was making a concerted effort not to break him in half.

"Glad to hear it. I was told you had intel for us?"

"That I do! In short, the Soviets have withdrawn from Cuba. And everywhere else, for that matter."

The President and his entourage took a moment to process this. "What do you mean, withdrawn?"

"Well, it would be more accurate to say that I have withdrawn them. Their nuclear arsenal, I mean."

He thought this over. "Are you saying you've disarmed the Soviet nuclear arsenal?"

"That is exactly what I'm saying. And the British, and yours."

The President stood there for what felt like a solid four years. "You did what?"

"I dismantled every nuclear weapon I could find, which I'm fairly certain was all of them."

Nobody could think of a response worthy of this, but Secretary Rusk settled. "Why? For the love of God, why?"

All trace of good humour vanished from the Flying Man's face. "Because, to be brutally honest, you and the Soviets were going to burn the world over economic models. If the planet has to go up in flames for something, I'd hope it'd be more interesting than that." He turned from the President's men, and starting walking towards the fountain.

"Sir, if you think this is about economic systems, fly to Berlin."

"I just might, Mr President. But first I have to drop in on the Kremlin, give them the same message I just gave you. I expect they'll be begging you to inspect their nuclear sites, lest it turn out I missed a few of yours. If I have, please be better than that."

Before the Flying Man took off, the Secretary of State called out to him. "What do we do now?"

The Flying Man turned around. "Go home, Secretary, hug your children. You're going to live."

And with that, the Flying Man left the Secretary of State, the President, the White House, and the Earth itself behind.

While someone was sent to retrieve Major Anderson and get him some desperately needed coffee, Secretary Rusk looked up at the clouds disturbed by the Flying Man's passage. He had always viewed the world as a series of revolutionary changes, never remaining the same for any appreciable length of time. On October 30th, 1962, that belief had received all the validation it could ever need.

Over the next few days, it became clear the the Flying Man had delivered on his claims. Every American nuclear warhead, and reportedly that of every other nation on Earth, had been expertly sabotaged beyond repair. And not one person had noticed him doing it.

It was a testament to the adaptability of the human race that it only went as mad as it did.

⬗​

"...And that's how a tiny fraction of one percent of the entire human race became focus of as much scrutiny, bigotry, and fear since men burned witches."

By then, the travellers had reached the train station, and were only waiting for their train to pull in.

"He's still up there, of course," said Alberto, taking a swig from his flask. "Looking down on the world like some planetary voyeur. Truly the worst thing that's ever happened to a Kennedy."

"He mostly sticks to natural disasters and war zones, these days," said Françoise. "Sometimes, he just gets weird. Like when he tore down that slum in New York. Said it was to force the government to build better housing. They did, too."

Dr. Lawrence grunted. "Probably just his excuse for some sport. Witnesses say he was laughing while he did it, even when the Air Force got involved."

"I heard he declared war on cars once," said Alberto.

Françoise laughed. "There's all sorts of rubbish rumours. Like that he impregnated every girl in Midwich, or that he makes the sun come up now."

"Regardless of any of that," said Dr. Lawrence. "We now have a situation where the most visible representation of posthumanity is a being who treats the world like his own personal toy. And so the world is poised to smother the next step in evolution in its crib." He looked at the children sitting on the bench beside him, and forced a smile. "But maybe we can change that."

Allison nodded blankly. It was all too much to take in. She decided to focus on the sound of the train pulling into the station. Trains were nice.
 
Chapter 3 Footnotes
Chapter 3 Footnotes

"I hope you appreciate the detour we made for you," said Alberto, peering over a copy of the West Australian. Apparently, there had been another sighting of the Witch of Claremont*.
In Bellmont.

She imagined that if someone put out the sun*, she would still be able to see Françoise's eyes, burning in the dark.
This was quite unlikely, as He Who Culls All Light was only recently spotted in the Perseus Arm. If you think you might have information on His whereabouts, don't hesitate to give your Gatehouse a call.

Labels can be funny. I mean, you call someone a demigod, they'll usually take it as a compliment. A compliment made by a git, but a compliment. Call someone that on Mt. Olympus*, and you'll wind up with a drink in your face.
Accepting an invitation to a dinner party on Olympus is widely considered one of the most dangerous things a person can do. Almost as dangerous as turning it down.

He was lanky, and dressed in the sort of clothes her father might have worn to work at the bank–if he had the misfortune of being born a scarecrow*.
Which is not to say that many scarecrows have not gone on to lead interesting, successful lives. They have become a cornerstone of the minion industry, and some have even served as heads of state.

If Allison hadn't been trying her best to avoid eye contact with Françoise, she might have noticed* that Alberto had been looking at her all day in much the same way the staff at McClare did.
She might have also noticed Eduard Keller sitting a few tables to their left, having delayed as long as possible his inevitable return to that most dreaded of lands: Darwin. At least Bunbury had less crocodiles.

Arnold was intrigued to see that three hotels managed to coexist within two streets of each other*. A marble infantryman stood atop the war memorial at the intersection of Victoria and Stirling Streets, head bowed in what looked like prayer. Allison thought he looked sad, but he was actually merely sleepy. St. Patrick's Cathedral** loomed over the landscape, in silent judgement of the Bunburbinates' innumerable sins.
-The rumours that the Rose, Lord Forrest, and Prince of Wales Hotels hoisted themselves off their foundations and did battle in the dead of night had not reached Harvey.
-It was said it and the town library refereed the hotel brawls.

"Didn't he turn up floating above the White House holding some bloke?" added Allison. "The Flying Man, I mean, not the Crimson Comet*."
The Crimson Comet was once found on the roof of Parliament House in 1948, also holding some bloke, but he was just drunk.

It didn't help that her mother had seen On the Beach three times in 1959*.
Deprivation and extinction hurt even more when Gregory Peck is involved.

Immediately, the expected theories were posited. He was an alien invader, a herald of the Second Coming, the Antichrist, an optical illusion*, or an angel of one kind or another. None of those had been definitively ruled out, even three years later.
There are still those who insist the Flying Man is merely the product of cleverly used strings and mirrors. If that is the case, presumably the strings and mirrors are superpowered.
 
Watercolours
New Humans, Chapter Four: Watercolours

The train journey was enjoyable enough. Allison spent most of the time watching the landscape flow past their window. What could charitably be called a city quickly gave way to countryside. As nations went, Australia was still young, or so the people in charge of it those days liked to tell themselves; the southwest a little more so than some other parts of the country. Yet all things seemed equally ancient under the February sun. Paddock fences that had only been erected the day before looked like they had burst from the ground thousands of years before humankind was even a nasty rumour. Newness is by definition a fleeting state of being in even the most forgiving conditions, but in that kind of unrelenting heat and light, it was almost purely hypothetical. It didn't help that it was a Sunday.

Early on, they passed through Harvey. Allison kept catching familiar snatches of music, which lingered only long enough for her to remember how much she missed them. That had hurt.

She was glad when they finally left the town behind.

Allison kept drifting back to her parents. She wondered if they were ever told why their daughter hadn't come home from school that day. And even if they were, did they know she was heading somewhere better? And if they knew all that, what she was–what she had always been–would her absence even be unwelcome? She hated herself for entertaining the notion, but it refused to leave her.

Arnold's parents weren't far from his thoughts, either. He mostly worried about his father. Frederick Barnes might not have been quite as unstable as the good people of Harvey made him out to be, but even Arnold knew he wasn't exactly well, either. The war had left him crippled, in chronic pain, and reliant on his own wife to keep the family afloat, and the other blokes around town had not been in any hurry to let him forget it. As if he might have liked not being able to provide for his own family. All he could give his youngest son was his love, and he did so in spades, even as he openly claimed love was a business best left up to women and small children.

Arnold imagined his father would be writing letters. The West Australian probably had a cabinet dedicated to Frederick Barnes' protracted demands that his son be returned to his care, that Robert Menzies be sacked, preferably literally, and that the Flying Man be shot and stuffed for getting everyone so worked up in the first place. The cabinet closest to the shredder, probably, but still.

Both had asked if they could go home. Of course they had. Repeatedly. Dr. Lawrence and Françoise in turn had gently but firmly explained all the reasons that couldn't happen. The government had formally removed them from the custody of their parents. Dr. Lawrence could only take them because of some deal he had with the DDHA regarding new-humans he found particularly in need of his help. And even if they could go back, did they really want their families to have to live with the kind of fear and suspicion they would attract? Then there was also the matter of learning to use their abilities safely.

They were all sound, sensible arguments (though Allison couldn't help but wonder how the ability to be very good at things could really hurt anyone by accident) but they offered little solace.

Dr. Lawrence seemed intent on keeping their minds too busy to dwell on such dark thoughts, though. He had endless questions about the children's lives and families. Could they remember a time when they didn't have powers? Did they know of any relatives with similar abilities. Were any of their grandparents from a specific Siberian village? Did their mothers make a habit of lingering near glowing, whispery minerals?

By tacit agreement, Arnold went first. Whether for Allison's benefit, or a desire to avoid repeating himself too much, it looked like Dr. Lawrence had refrained from questioning Arnold too deeply about his powers before now. "I only found out about this,"–the veins on his right arm pulsed with green light–"last December. There was something in the shops I wanted for Christmas–can't even remember what now–but there was no way Mum could ever afford it. And Father Christmas never pops around our place. I just… I wanted it so much, and the light shot out, and it was gone. I don't think anyone saw, but it took a while to make it stop doing whatever it wanted. I didn't even know I was teleporting–is that the word?–stuff until I found the stupid toy in the bushes. I thought I was just blowing stuff up. Still want to know where our cat went."

Dr. Lawrence nodded, eyes alight with fascination. "And no one else in your family can do this?"

Arnold shook his head. "No. I mean, far as I know. Mum could just be too good a Christian to do it, I don't know."

He looked at the boy quizzically. "Can't remember anything 'weird' happening before your power manifested?"

"Like being bitten by a radioactive moving man?" added Françoise, not looking up from her copy of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason–and the Mills & Boon novella concealed within it. She and Alberto had mostly kept their silence during the journey, the latter occupying himself with some Italian comic with a bloke in an all concealing black outfit in the act of stealing some no doubt priceless jewel on the cover. Now and then, he'd pause to swig from a flask.

"Nah, nothing like that. I did have these thumping headaches for a couple of weeks before, though."

A thought struck Dr. Lawrence. "Did your mother and father treat them with anything unusual?"

He shrugged. "Just prayer. And panadol."

Comic books would have you believe that those demi-humans who did not have the strange fortune of being born with their gifts acquired them in the wildest of circumstances. Brave explorers were bestowed unimaginable power by ancient Tibetan spirits. Disgraced scientists tested improbable chemical and radiological treatments on their awkwardly named wards. Noble idiots explored what should have been left alone, lest the communists find someone stupid enough first. One-in-a-million industrial accidents seemed to occur with disturbing regularity.

This was all perfectly accurate, but failed to represent the unfortunate situation faced by a great number of demi-humans. For every one that could trace their powers to one big, obvious event in their lives, there were perhaps two or three who never could. They might have been bitten by an alien mosquito left behind by interstellar students on their gap year, or been the victim of some familial curse so ancient, even its speaker's ghost had forgotten why it was in such a bad mood, and knew nothing of it, or had their name drawn out of a hat as part of a bet on Olympus.

"Hmm. And you can't teleport yourself?"

Arnold glared at him. "No. If I could, why would I have needed you to come and get me out?"

Dr. Lawrence closed his eyes and gave a small smile. "True, true. What I find fascinating is that you seem to have bypassed most of the usual limitations of teleporters. Most others I know of need to have been somewhere in order to teleport there, or are limited to line of sight. You appear to only need the basic idea of a place. And you're not limited by touch. You said you once teleported something to the Gatehouse, correct?"

"I think so. When I tried teleporting something to Timbuktu, the light just wouldn't come out...where is Timbuktu, anyway?"

"Mali. And all that in exchange for not being able to move your own person. The universe sometimes seems to have a sense of fairness, doesn't it?"

"I guess."

Allison found it amazing how casually Dr. Lawrence discussed the intricacies of what she could only consider magic. It was like witnessing the parting of the Red Sea, only for the Israelite next to you to start musing about its impact on the Egyptian fishing industry, especially in light of the incoming labour shortage.

Dr. Lawrence turned his attention towards her. "Now, Allison, tell us what you can do."

Allison looked away from the window. "Oh. You don't know already?"

"Only what Arnold told us. Apparently you can do 'most things'."

Arnold looked a little abashed, being reminded of that.

Alberto cleared his throat. "There's also McClare's file on you, but I wouldn't trust those tossers to identify the amazing power of breathing. They were still convinced Arnold here was lying when we got to him. Did they get anything right?"

She sighed. "Most of it."

He grinned wolfishly. "And the speculative parts?" He went to take another drink from his flask, when it was suddenly consumed by what looked like lime flames.

Allison shook the flask, which had appeared in her hand, attempting to match Alberto's expression. It was an admirable failure. "Yep!"

Dr. Lawrence applauded, while Françoise contented herself with a golf clap. Alberto reached over and snatched his flask back, scowling. "No need to show off."

"Brilliant!" bellowed Dr. Lawrence, making everyone present all the more grateful for the privacy of their little compartment. "Fantastic!"

Allison smiled. Nobody had ever complimented her power before, unless Dr. Carter's half-hearted encouragement to get on with it so he could go home counted. Sure, people had been praising her myriad talents ever since she she could remember, but it was hard to muster any pride in them, knowing that most if not all of them rightfully belonged to other people.

"It doesn't last," she explained. "I mean, stuff like being able to play the spoons or jump rope really good stays with me forever, but superpowers just kinda fade if I can't hear the song they came from. I can maybe hold on to them for an hour if I really try. But thank you, Dr. Lawrence."

He beamed. "Please do call me Lawrence, Allison. Or Herbert, if you want to be cruel."

Françoise looked bothered by something. "I just want it to be generally acknowledged how little sense this makes."

Alberto raised an eyebrow. "More so than any other power?"

"Yes! Think about it, when our newest student here absorbs some everyday talent, her body and brain surely has to change a little to cope. Except when Allison samples what we arbitrarily call a superpower, her ability apparently deems it necessary to undo those changes after a while."

Allison had never thought about it that way. "Well, superpowered songs always sound way more, I don't know, interesting? Complex? No offense, Lawrence."

He chuckled. "None taken. When you've made a study of posthumanity as long as I have, you learn to accept how far you fall short of greatness." He sighed wistfully. "And it's a privilege to be confused by superpowers, Françoise. Never forget that."

"As for anyone else in my family being this way, my dad's brothers and sisters are good at a lot of things, but not that many. No idea about mum's family, she had to leave them all behind in the Old Country." Allison's mother had never gotten around to explaining which Old Country she actually hailed from. When she tried picturing it, goats featured heavily.

She glanced at Françoise, who was still fuming over the universe's refusal to at least break its own rules elegantly. "Um, what exactly can you and Alberto do?"

Françoise was about to answer when Lawrence shushed her. "Be patient, dear. We both know a practical demonstration will be much less dry."

The other three looked at Lawrence like he'd just thrown a kitten out the window. Ignoring them, he waved one hand at Alberto. "Alberto here is your standard grab bag psychic. A little psychometry–that's knowing an object's past through touch–some clairvoyance, mind-reading." He saw the look on Allison's face. "Oh, don't fret, Alberto's taken an oath to never breach another human being's mental privacy without their consent."

Allison looked at Alberto warily. "On my life," he said flatly, taking a long draught from the flask.

"More importantly," continued Lawrence, "he has a wonderful knack for sniffing out posthumans. Our little operation would never have gotten this far without him."

If Alberto appreciated the acknowledgement, he kept it to himself.

⬗​

"Well," said Lawrence, lifting Allison from the back of the rickety Holden Ute and setting her down beside Arnold, "what do you think?"

The New Human Institute was beautiful. If in the months and years to follow you asked either child to describe the place, that would be the only constant. A large brick homestead, practically a manor house, overlooked acres of sloping plains thickly carpeted with dry grass, thirstily awaiting the winter rains. Gnarled, many branched eucalyptus trees dotted the landscape, interspersed with a number of small cottages and other outbuildings. The most obvious natural boundary to the property was the river that ran along its northernmost edge, before snaking off into the bushlands that boxed the Institute in on all sides.

What struck Allison most deeply, though, were the songs. There were fewer than at McClare, maybe thirty in total, but it was definitely a case of quality over quantity. The DDHA operated on a strict better safe than sorry policy, imprisoning any demi-human they could get their hands on. Sure, one of Allison's fellow inmates could only make flowers sing, but who knew? If he were allowed to roam free, he might very well set national secrets to a tune and have a potted plant in the Kremlin serenade Leonid Brezhnev. Allison had yet to completely internalise the grammar of superhuman leitmotifs, but she understood enough to know that the Institute's student body was largely made up of exactly the kind of demi-humans people worried about.

At the moment, it looked like playtime was afoot at the Institute. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it was more than a little surreal. A menagerie of beasts composed of smoke and fire pursued ecstatic children through the grass. One young girl seemed to be leaping in and out of gaps in the air. Animated toy soldiers stabbed at the ankles of the unwary. A gaggle of teenagers observed all this dispassionately, from about thirty feet up in the air. None of the baseline grownups keeping an eye on everyone seemed at all alarmed by what was going on.

Allison couldn't bring herself to respond. No answer she could think of could encompass even a fraction of what she was seeing. It was was like trying to swallow a whole watermelon in one go.

"I like it," said Arnold, matter-of-factly.

"Glad to hear it!" replied Lawrence. "Anything stand out?"

"It's not Roberts Containment Centre."

"Hah! Fair enough." Lawrence looked the two children over. Neither of them looked particularly healthy. At the very least, they likely hadn't been eating or sleeping right for quite some time, and they were awfully pale. Most of the demi-human sanitariums Lawrence had seen were content so long as their "patients" weren't actively dying. "How about we get you two checked in?" he said with all the cheer in the world. He might have even dug into some of the Moon's reserves.

He led the group up towards the farmhouse. Occasionally students would run up, or fly up, or resolve out of light in front of them, and greet them.

"Yes, yes, glad to be back. Arnold here's an external teleporter, Allison's a little harder to explain. You can ask her all about it later. Now, off you pop."

The boy who had ambushed them squinted at Allison, and blinked out of existence. There was a loud crack as air rushed to fill the empty space.

"Lucky," muttered Arnold.

Lawrence tussled Arnold's hair, still grinning. "Look at it like this: Jumpcut can only do line of sight, you just need the ghost of an idea of where you want something to go."

He muttered a bit at that and kept walking. Allison on the other hand stopped in her tracks. "Jumpcut?"

She received no answer.

On the farmhouse's veranda, a game of chess was in progress. The players were a lean black man, and a short, tan woman with a rather aquiline nose and frizzy brown hair. To Allison's amazement, the man was dressed completely in leather. She found herself counting down the seconds till heatstroke took him, yet he stubbornly remained alive. The woman was dressed much more appropriately for the weather, but Allison couldn't help but think red was an odd colour for summer.

Their songs made for a stark contrast. The woman's was of a sort Allison had not yet encountered before. It was an intricate one, with a lot of what she decided resembled violin more than anything, albeit played underwater, with elements of what sounded distressingly like piano chords. She had held off on sampling any of Lawrence's students so far, partly out of politeness, partly because she had learned from experience what tapping into an unknown power could bring down on her, but she was looking forward to trying this one out; even if it did remind her of the Devil's own instrument. The man's song, on the other hand—and Allison felt terrible thinking this—was one of the most boring she had ever heard, especially when compared to the other demi-human songs she had encountered.

"Basilisk! Żywie!" boomed Lawrence as they approached. It was then Allison decided that at least three sets of parents were all in on a very protracted practical joke. Arnold had a similar idea, though he was imagining a government incentives program aimed at strengthening the bully industry.

The man—both Arnold and Allison assumed he was Basilisk, though they had no solid reason why—waved at the group dismissively, frowning in concentration at the chess set. It looked like he was winning by a wide margin. Allison was only as good a chess player as about half the population of Harvey and everyone at McClare combined, which as it turned out wasn't all that great, so she assimilated the more mundane parts of his song, snagging Xhosa and Afrikaans in the deal, too.

The woman looked utterly resigned to her loss, as though she had known it was coming since the beginning of all things. "Hello, Lawrie. New students make it here intact?" Her accent uncomfortably reminded Allison of her mother. She nodded at Françoise and Alberto. "Melusine, Tiresias."

Okay, make that at least five sets of parents.

"Mostly," said Lawrence. "Before we give them the grand tour, could you look them over quickly?"

She moved to stand up when the man raised a hand. "Queen to F7. Mate."

The woman looked down at the chessboard. Her King was cornered in F8. "You bastard," she said, calmly. For some reason, she moved the man's pieces. He, or maybe they, did indeed achieve mate. The man laughed. It sounded like the noise a cat made when it was informing a mouse of its dinner plans. "Don't fret, Żywie, I'll let you play white next time." Well, that settled that, unless they were somehow both Żywie, which wouldn't have been the strangest thing Allison had ever heard that hour.

Both of them stood up. While Alberto gave the impression of someone who never quite finished growing, Basilisk seemed more tightly coiled. He had something of a dancer's physique, although Allison couldn't hear a hint of that in his song. "Pleased to make both your acquaintances," said Basilisk, flashing them a reserved but genuine enough smile. "I would shake your hands, but I imagine you'll want to touch something or other in the next few hours."

Allison tilted her head at this.

"Basilisk's bodily fluids corrode nearly everything. The only substance truly immune is living flesh, but things that used to be alive hold up better," Lawrence explained.

Ah, so not only were they ignoring the elephant in the room, but also pointing out a flock of invisible pink dragons Allison hadn't even noticed. Although, now that she was was expecting it, she could smell a faint acrid scent coming off Basilisk. "Okay." She turned to Żywie. "What do you do?"

"To make a long story short, healing. Which it looks like you two need a bit of. So, who's first?"

Allison and Arnold glanced at each other. A conservation composed entirely of narrowed eyes and micro-expressions played out between them:

What? I got you out of McClare, fair's fair.

What are you so scared of? You've known these people longer than me.

Yeah, by like a couple of days. And one of them is Alberto.

Tiresias.

Whatever.

Why would they drag us all the way up here just to turn us into donkeys or something?

Because I'm sure Melusine, Basilisk, and Żywie aren't into anything weird. And donkeys?

I don't know! Fine, I'll go first.


Allison stepped forward. "How do we do this?"

"If I could take your hand for a second? Right, thank you. Now, this will most likely be...less than comfortable. Try not to to be alarmed."

Allison felt like hundreds of tiny wires were spreading from Żywie's hand into her veins, reaching every corner of her being. It should have hurt like hell. The fact that it didn't somehow made it worse. She wanted to pull away, but her body didn't seem to be listening to her.

"Please try not to squirm. Let's see what the damage is. I'm not going to ask how you got the concussion, but if you somehow get another one, don't worry: falling asleep won't kill you. Concussions don't actually work like that. Now that's a nasty recessive, think we can safely dump it. Vitamin D deficiency? In high summer! Never took you outside, I shouldn't wonder. Used to see it in my village after long winters. You at peace with your freckles?" Allison was allowed to nod. "Good on you. Your maternal grandparents didn't have much to eat growing up, did they? If I adjust your DNA methylation a little-there, you should end up with another inch or two when all's said and done."

She went on like this for a few minutes. Allison only understood about a quarter of it, but it was enough to leave her in awe of the woman.

When Żywie seemed satisfied with her handiwork, she finally looked Allison in the eye. "Your hair. I'd hazard a guess that isn't how you normally keep it?"

"No."

"I can accelerate its growth a bit. A few days versus a couple of weeks."

"That'd be pretty great, actually."

"Then we're done." She felt the wires retract. Żywie let go of her hand. She felt better then she had in weeks; maybe ever. "It should taper off by Wednesday. If not, come find me, or convince someone to put on a production of 'Rapunzel'. Arnold?"

It was much the same with Arnold. Apparently he was at a high risk for prostate cancer later in life. Or had been, anyway.

"Why can I taste lemon lollies?"

Żywie smiled, before letting go of his wrist. "Makes me feel more like an actual pediatrician." She headed towards the front door. "Afraid I can't join you on the tour, lesson plans need finishing. Do make sure these two get extra helpings at dinner, Lawrie."

"Amazing, isn't she?" said Lawrence, once she was inside.

"Yeah," said Arnold. "Is it bad I never want her to do that again?"

"Plenty of other students have repeated that sentiment. You'll get over it. I wouldn't look as good as I do at this age without her. Come along everyone."

They started exploring the house. It was a three story Georgian building and most of its rooms had been converted into classrooms. Aside from those, it also boasted a library at least as decent as Harvey's.

"We don't have a very even distribution of ages here, so we mainly just try to teach what needs to be taught. Luckily, a few of my baseline peers have stepped up to the task. Basilisk and Żywie both have teaching degrees, but it's still an immense help, " explained Lawrence.

"It's not as bad as all that," said Basilisk. "There's something to be said for letting different age groups mingle. I think year levels are a prudent suggestion that've gotten a little fetishised."

It was lucky Allison and Arnold had discovered that great strategy for dealing with grownup opinions: nodding. No matter what.

On the first door by the second floor landing, a small gold plaque read "Physician."

"Is that Żywie's office?" asked Allison.

Lawrence gave her an odd look. "Oh, no, certainly not. Why would Żywie have a medical degree? It'd be like sending a bird to aviation school." He laughed, but it sounded forced.

"Who's the physician then?"

"Oh, just someone the government has pop around occasionally to make sure you're all in good health. With Żywie around he has little reason to be here on a day to day basis. He should be here tomorrow to look at you two, though." He scratched the back of his neck, and then eagerly suggested they take a look at the garden.

It did not disappoint. A few students and teachers tended to rows of corn, tomatoes, potatoes, and and various other miscellaneous produce. An Ayrshire cow grazed with noble indifference.

"This was a working farm once," said Françoise. "The original owner struck rich in Ballarat, moved out here for a seachange. The house was brought here brick by brick from England or something silly like that. Both his sons died in WW1, poor thing, and he..." she looked at Arnold and Allison, and seemed to reconsider her words. "He died."

Alberto grinned, and mimed a gunshot wound to his head.

"Yes, a tragic accident," said Françoise, cooly. "Anyway, since he had no heirs to speak of, the land and property went to the crown."

"Who then sold it to me for a song in 1953," finished Lawrence. "I've tried to keep the agricultural tradition alive as best as I can. We're far from self sufficient, but I like to think we'll get there someday. Some of our students have powers conducive to farming. You'd be astounded by what Żywie can do for a pumpkin's size and nutritional value."

"We even tried selling our produce at the Royal Show a few years back," said Françoise.

"Nobody seemed very keen on an apple-pumpkin hybrid grown by a flesh-witch from the hills," said Alberto, sourly. "They liked my cake, though." It was a nice cake.

Basilisk frowned. "Ease up, Tiresias. You never complain when we cook up some appkin."

Okay, if nobody else was going to shoot that elephant, Allison would. "Um, Lawrence, could I ask you something?"

"Never hesitate."

She didn't know how to phrase it politely, so she didn't. "Why does everyone here have names like they're from a cartoon?"

Everyone looked at her for a moment. A long moment. Even the gardeners turned their attention towards them.

Alberto—Tiresias—was the first to speak. "Three days, eight and a half hours. You owe me five pounds, Melusine."

"Oh, surely we were counting from when we actually got here."

"You never said that."

Lawrence glowered at the two of them. "Gambling is a filthy habit, Tiresias. And what's important is that she asked. Shows initiative. Yes, Allison, here at the Institute we like to take on new names. Names that reflect the truth of a person."

Those were definitely words arranged in a sentence. Pity they didn't make any sense. If Allison was reading Arnold's song and expression right, he would have concurred with this assessment. "What do you mean?"

"Hmm, how best to put it? Tell me, do either of you know why you were named as you are?"

They thought about it. Allison had heard two conflicting stories. Her father maintained that she had been named to settle some feud between her second cousin and her great-aunt. Her mother liked to tell her that Allison was the name of the protagonist of the book she learned English from, languishing in a displaced persons camp, in a country that no longer existed. She didn't feel up to telling either version.

Arnold beat her to it. "Because an Old Testament name was what everyone was expecting. Least that's what Dad says."

"I think my mum and dad just liked Allison."

Lawrence sighed, which as usual sounded like a sad bear. "See, that's my problem with names. They tell you nothing worth knowing about their owners. You know, some cultures don't even name their children till they're of a certain age. Others acquire and shed names all throughout their lives. Here, on the other hand, at best your parents named you for the dead, or for some value they hoped you'd embody. At worst, they just picked some random sounds they thought sounded nice." He chortled. "Although, maybe even that's better than if they just went with whatever the midwife's name badge said."

Allison thought she was starting to understand. "So the students here get names to do with their powers?"

"That's right."

"Did you pick a new name?" asked Arnold.

He laughed. "There's nothing remarkable about me, Arnold. Might as well stick with 'Lawrence'. Still better than Herbert."

Allison perked up. "Do we get to pick our own names?"

Lawrence's expression became very sober. "Afraid not. I'm sorry, but if I let eight year olds start picking their names, I'd have thirty 'Far-Out Thunder Kings' running around."

Allison could see the point. Still, some input might have been nice, or at least a veto. She dearly wanted to change the subject.

"Excuse me," she said, very primly. "I believe Melusine promised us a demonstration."

"Actually, Herbert did, but who's quibbling?" she replied. "Shall we head down to the river?"

The party made their way down to the water, Françoise taking the lead. A few other students, apparently sensing an incoming diversion, joined them.

When they were at the riverside, Françoise raised her arms skyward. Her song rose in a crescendo. After the train, when Allison and Arnold had tried not to let Alberto sulking in the corner spoil the novelty of having a hotel room mostly to themselves, they had argued the toss regarding whether Françoise's eyes actually glowed. In retrospect, they saw how silly they were being. Now her eyes were glowing.

Thick tendrils of water rose from the river's surface, swirling around around Françoise's hands. She stepped out onto the river itself, in a blasphemously good impression of a certain Galilean agitator. As she did so, starting from her bare feet, her body began to change into solid ice, as though she were the handiwork of a deeply talented, deeply lonely sculptor. Even as her eyes turned to frost, they still retained that peculiar internal glow. Humanoid, feminine figures emerged out of the water, dancing around Françoise like she was a maypole, before collapsing back into the river that made up their substance. Watery comets circled around her, shifting from liquid to ice to steam in rapid succession.

It was then Allison knew which of Dr. Lawrence's students she'd be sampling first.

When her display had run its course, Françoise returned to the shore, flesh and blood once more, and bowed. She was met with applause.

"Hydrokinesis everyone!" shouted Lawrence.

A young, dark skinned boy ran up to them and embraced Françoise. "Melusine!" His accent was quite odd. The description that seemed most apt to Allison was "European". Just in general, European.

She returned the hug, stroking his hair. "Oh, I have been gone too long, haven't I?"

Arnold and Allison both found something far more interesting to look at just to their left. He was quite clearly Françoise's son. Maybe it was the shape of their mouths, or the waviness of their hair, or the very defined cheekbones, visible even through the boy's baby fat. Maybe it was that they were both dressed in the same shades of blue and green. Or it could have been the unnaturally blue eyes that somehow looked even more out of place in a child's face. The parts of his song relating to his demi-humanity were almost identical to his mother's. Like a slightly different interpretation of the same piece, by a less steady artist.

"Hello, Maelstrom," said Alberto, jovially.

"Oh, hi, Tiresias," said Maelstrom, in the appropriate tone with which to greet Alberto. He broke from the hug and ambled over to Basilisk. "Hey," he said, much more cheerfully.

Basilisk threw an arm around him. For whatever reason, this earned him a sharp look from Françoise. "Great seeing ya, mate." He gestured at Arnold and Allison as if he were presenting a new car. "Have you met the new students?"

Maelstrom stepped up to the pair, assuming an expression of absolute dignity. Or so he hoped. "No I have not. Welcome to the New Human Institute." He extended a hand, which Arnold and Allison each took apprehensively. "...Lawrence didn't say there were two of you."

Lawrence smiled roguishly. "Allison here was something of an unexpected acquisition. Thought you would appreciate the surprise."

It appeared he did. "Phantasmagoria! New kids!" he shouted.

An auburn haired, slightly pudgy girl pushed her way past the small crowd that had amassed around the group. She was clutching a ring binder with a picture of the Empire State Building and the Chrysler Building set against the Brooklyn on the front. She glanced at the newcomers, and then at Françoise. "Ohhh, did I miss a Melusine thing?"

"Yes," said Basilisk, "and I'm afraid you might have to wait up to half an hour for another display."

Alberto, Lawrence, and the assembled children laughed. Françoise did not.

"Well, I think we've shown you everything we need to today," said Lawrence. "I'll leave it to you kids to fill in your classmates on everything we don't know about the place." He chuckled. "I'll see you all at dinner."

The adults all climbed back up the hill. Before he went, Tiresias—Allison figured she should get into the habit early—slapped Maelstrom on the shoulder, a little too hard. "Real good to be back, boy."

"He has his good days," lied Maelstrom.

The other students were regarding Allison and Arnold warily. It surprised the latter that the first thought to cross his mind was that none of them knew anything about his mum and dad. It felt guiltily liberating. Allison was trying to decide once and for all whether riffling through another person's talents without their knowledge was rude or not. Sadly, that etiquette guide was not likely to be written anytime soon. Either way, Allison now knew how to assemble a ship-in-a-bottle.

In what felt like either the fourth or fifth year of this, Phantasmagoria broke the silence. "So, what do you guys do?"

Arnold's answer was straightforward enough. "I zap things to other places." With that, he hurled some of his green flames at a small boulder that lay half submerged in the water, where it was consumed. It reappeared a few seconds later in one of the hallways of Roberts Containment Centre, but that was a secret between Arnold and some very confused staff. There were approving nods from the other children.

"Not bad, not bad," said Phantasmagoria, still acting in her role as the students' undemocratically unelected mouthpiece. "And you?"

"Lawrence called me a 'psychomimetic'."

Phantasmagoria raised an eyebrow. It had taken ages for her to get that down pat.

Allison pointed lazily at the river. There was a splash with no apparent source. "I copy people. Normal stuff forever, powers not so much." Maelstrom and Françoise's blue eyes now stared out from her sockets.

"Wait, you steal powers?" said an older boy, frowning.

Allison's eyes widened at the accusation. When she had first realised that most people couldn't hear each other's songs, she had briefly wondered if she actually leached skills from people. Her fears had been assuaged when it became clear that her mother was not becoming a noticeably worse cook, and when she learned her father had in fact been promoted at the bank since her birth. Still, not something she liked to contemplate. She definitely didn't want other people contemplating it. "No, no, I just borrow them, really."

Phantasmagoria stared daggers at the boy. "Shut up, Snapdragon. Allison clearly didn't steal Melusine's powers. She plagiarized them. Big difference."

This appeared to satisfy Snapdragon. "You guys from the asylums?"

"Yeah," they said, almost in unison.

Many of the children made sympathetic noises. "Which ones?" asked a girl who might have been six.

"We both would have gone to McClare, but they didn't want her,"—he pointed a thumb at Allison—"copying my power. I guess they thought we might use it on each other or something. So they sent me to Roberts."

"I was at Roberts!" said the little girl. "That's like on the other side of the country."

Arnold grinned, smugly. "What can I say? I'm a dangerous man."

The students began comparing notes on the various superhuman detention centres which now dotted the country. They argued over which was worse: the completely apathetic doctors and scientists, who just wanted to bugger off back home as quickly as possible, or the really enthusiastic ones who worked extra hours without pay to determine how your power influenced different subspecies of beetle.

Allison noticed that Phantasmagoria didn't seem to have anything to say on the subject. Neither did Maelstrom, but that wasn't much of a surprise.

There were of course demonstrations of powers. Snapdragon, as it turned out, was the one producing the fire elementals during the free for all. The little girl could manipulate air with some precision, which she proved by knocking Maelstrom to his feet. Twice. One boy, who went by the name Abalone, produced a richly textured, iridescent protective barrier.

As might be expect, most of the displays were followed by Allison trying out the power herself. Some of them were more fiddly than others.

"What should we do now? Ooh, maybe we could show Allison and Arnold the obstacle course?" said Maelstrom, like a scout leader sent back in time to his own childhood.

The other students looked at him like he had suggested they all go drown themselves in the river. If children hate one thing—and they hate many things—it's someone trying to prescribe fun for them. Especially another child.

Slowly, students started wandering off, in search of other ways to occupy themselves before dinner. Eventually, Allison, Arnold, Maelstrom, and Phantasmagoria were left alone.

Phantasmagoria took Allison's hand. "Okay, you showed me yours—and everyone else's—so I'll show you mine."

She led them to a particular tree overhanging a river and set her ring binder on the grass. It was filled with old pulp magazine covers and illustrations. Dozens of strapping astronauts brandished various makes of raygun and blaster. Scores of mechanically unlikely rockets blasted off towards unknown stars. Legions of hideous monsters menaced beautiful, unwisely dressed women. The phrase "full length novel" was applied very generously many times. Amazing Stories, If, Thrilling Wonder Stories, The Magazine of Science Fiction and Fantasy, and many others were all represented.

If either Arnold or Allison had been more well versed on American speculative fiction publications, they might have wondered how Phantasmagoria imported all of them. She opened it to a cover depicting a woman in a skintight red bodysuit and a fishbowl that was probably meant to protect her from the vacuum of space, protecting a prone man while firing on some unseen foe on a moonscape.

"Lawrence says my power is called tridimensional enhancement. Whatever you call it, it means I can do this."

The space adventurer from the cover, sans her male comrade, appeared crouching on the grass beside Phantasmagoria. She was clearly three dimensional, and blinked and breathed like any other woman, but still looked as though she was made of brushstrokes. It unnerved Allison a little.

"Lawrence likes it better when I make 'proper artwork' real, but the sci fi crap is way more fun."

"Aww, but the paintings are soooo pretty," said Maelstrom.

"Yeah, but I've made it rain rose petals so many times, I don't even feel sorry for the Romans anymore."

"Excuse me," said the painted woman, making Allison and Arnold jump, "what am I doing back on Earth? And where has Captain Harker gone?"

Phantasmagoria had no idea if the man on the cover had been called that. Even when she hadn't read the story an illustration originated from, they still tended to come with their own backstories. She was just surprised the woman sounded British.

"He's fine. Well, no worse off. Could I borrow your gun?"

She handed it over to Phantasmagoria without hesitation, but didn't look happy about it. "That really isn't for children your age."

"I know," she replied. Taking aim at a branch she deemed unworthy, she pulled what passed for the trigger, and watched it go up on flames. It was allowed to burn for a few seconds before it was extinguished by a rather improbable wave. "Thank you, Maelstrom."

"You're welcome, Mabel." The name had already left his mouth when Maelstrom realised his mistake. "I'm so sorry," he turned to the children sat beside him, "forget what I said. Please." His tone was pleading.

She sighed, in a remarkable imitation of Lawrence."It's alright. Look, Lawrence's names are fun, but I think 'Mabel' describes my power fine. It is my power, I am Mabel, therefore, it is Mabel-ish."

They shrugged. "Makes sense, I guess," said Allison.

"Let's just keep it between us, okay?"

The pair mumbled their assent.

"Wise decision," said the illustration. "If my name was 'Phantasmagoria', I'd probably wander off before anyone got halfway through saying it."

With that, Mabel cheered right back up. "Quiet you. Anyone want to try the raygun?"

Maelstrom declined. He'd known Mabel long enough to grow bored with most varieties of actualised fictional energy weapons.

Something was niggling at Allison. "Yeah, let me have a look at it." She turned the gun over in her hands. It felt like actual metal and plastic, despite all appearances. She wondered how Mabel knew what the other side looked like. It was practically identical, sure, but you technically couldn't tell by looking at the cover. "Do you know if these things have nuts and bolts and stuff inside them?"

"Yes, they do. The grownups once managed to open one up. It dissolved before they got a good look at it, though."

"Is there a diagram or something inside the magazine?"

"Not that I've seen."

"...Do you know how to build a raygun yourself?"


She laughed. "If I did, you would have gotten one at the door."

"This makes no sense."

"Melusine has an idea," offered Maelstrom. "She says that Mabel's power might reach into other dimensions for things that look like the pictures she's using it on."

"Oh, so you've kidnapped me in the middle of a vital mission," said the space adventurer, who was now sprawled on the grass beside Arnold, her fishbowl resting on her lap. They ignored her.

Mabel shook her head. Allison got the definite impression that she and Maelstrom discussed this often. "That still doesn't explain why my stuff still looks like drawings. Or why I can't do photos and movies."

Arnold looked at the illustrated woman, who scowled at him. "But that's a person."

"I'm sitting right next to you, kid."

"Like, are you making her say these things for a laugh, or is she doing it all herself?"

"You know, I was against corporal punishment of children when I woke up this morning."

"Eh, maybe a little of both. I don't think it matters so long as she does what I say," replied Mabel.

"Are you ignoring me because you don't want to deal with the implications of my existence?" asked the woman.

Allison still had questions. "If you brought a picture of a steak to life, and then ate it, what would happen?"

"Dunno. Never been brave enough to try it. My stuff disappears when I stop thinking about it or I fall asleep, and if I had eaten pretend food long enough ago that it had made into more of me…" She shuddered. "I mean, look at what happens when I make the gun go away."

The woman went pale. "No wait a minute, I think we should establish whether or not I'm a real person before you–", she, the fishbowl and the gun vanished without ceremony. The tree branch stopped smouldering, though it remained blackened.

"...I wanted to try the gun," said Arnold.

Mabel rolled her eyes. The space-adventurer reappeared. "Captain-oh, this again."

"Yoink."

And so Arnold wildly fired a space-age weapon centuries beyond the 20th century into the sky, giggling like a loon. It was definitely infectious. The space-adventurer looked on in horror.

"Show us something else!" demanded Allison giddily.

"Encore!" added Maelstrom.

Mabel flicked smartly through the binder. "There, this should do nicely."

A bumpy, metal, pepper pot looking thing, about as tall as the children, appeared behind Arnold as he made war upon the clouds.

"SEEK. LOCATE. DESTROY."

Arnold shrieked and started running, trying to land a shot on the thing as it glided after him. Eventually, he decided to just teleport it away. It did not reappear.

"Huh," said Allison. "I guess your power does just blow stuff up, if it's pretend."


⬗​

It went on like that for hours. Allison tried Mabel's power for herself. Her song put her in mind of the music they played at Anzac Day ceremonies. Hordes of monsters were spawned from Mabel's pulp art collection and were gleefully slain with gadgets from the same source. Rocks, leaves, sticks, and fish were teleported into the living rooms of people Arnold and Allison didn't like. They splashed about in the river for a while. Despite some initial misgivings about doing so in their clothes, it turned out Maelstrom could quite effectively extract the moisture from them. According to Mabel, it had taken him ages to get over the fear that he might instead extract the moisture from their owner's bodies.

For the first time in weeks, Allison noticed that she was happy. She was sure she had been at least a couple of times in the last few days, but it was the first time she wasn't too distracted to notice.

Afternoon faded into evening. After a while, the children heard a bored, teenage voice without any identifiable source declare that it was time to wash up for dinner.

Allison was deeply relieved to find out that the Institute's showers were partitioned into stalls. The fact they were co-ed gave her some pause, but she wrote it off as Lawrence simply being progressive, which was her parents' default explanation for any idea or behaviour, ever. The fact that they got proper baths every fortnight definitely helped her look past it.

Dinner was wonderful. Aside from Allison finally letting herself eat her fill, Françoise as it turned out was a marvelous cook. Or at least a great kitchen supervisor. As she saw it, cooking had only ever really been practised in the south of France, with all foreign attempts being sad approximations. Alberto disputed this, but only halfheartedly. He sat apart from the other adult students, for whatever reason. Most of the vegetables had been grown in the Institute's garden, genetically coddled and pampered, and occasionally twisted, by Żywie.

Dinner was held in the manor's dining room. Through what Arnold almost decided was some kind of space warping power, all forty-three staff and students managed to crowd around a fine jarra table. At the head, Lawrence enthralled the students sitting closest to him—Allison and Arnold included—with stories about him and Żywie travelling across war-torn Europe looking for others like her. They both got the idea that most of their new peers had heard these tales many times before, but the joy was clearly in the telling. The house was filled with noise and company.

After dinner, they were treated to a bit of amatuer theatre by the Watercolours—namely, Maelstrom and Mabel, still known as Phantasmagoria in front of the grownups. It involved a six by ten foot body of water suspended over the lawn in front of the house, filled with mermaids. It was one of the most spectacular things either Allison or Arnold had ever seen in their lives, and it was clear none of the other students were particularly impressed.

The students were divided into groups of ten and led to some of the outbuildings. To save on space, the student dormitories were furnished with hammocks rather than beds. Allison didn't mind, it was still better than sharing a hotel bed with Arnold. She snored, he kicked and whimpered, so the annoyance at least evened out. The dormitories were also mixed-gender, but after the showers, that hardly registered. Allison was just grateful that their dorm had a nightlight and a clock. McClare had taught her to cherish the telling of time.

Barring the aforementioned hotel stay, neither Arnold nor Allison had ever shared a room with other children. Allison didn't mind the breathing of the other students, though. It drowned out the world's.
 
Chapter 4 Footnotes
Chapter 4 Footnotes

Newness is by definition a fleeting state of being in even the most forgiving conditions, but in that kind of unrelenting heat and light, it was almost purely hypothetical. It didn't help that it was a Sunday*.
Some scholars of the multiverse speculate that Sundays were originally a species of temporal parasites, which feast on what life and energy is left by the end of the week.

There was something in the shops I wanted for Christmas–can't even remember what now–but there was no way Mum could ever afford it. And Father Christmas* never pops around our place.
It is a common myth that Father Christmas delivered gifts to all the good little gentile boys and girls. This is hardly the case. In fact, aside from generally spreading goodwill towards men and peace on Earth, he only left a few physical gifts for a few children every year, for reasons only truly known to him. As intelligence agencies the world over once said, Santa plays the long game.

Brave explorers were bestowed unimaginable power by ancient* Tibetan spirits.
It's important when bargaining with supernatural beings to keep their age in mind. Otherwise, you might end up like poor Eric Schlozman, more widely known as Captain Swastika, defender of all living things.

And you're not limited by touch. You said you once teleported something to the Gatehouse*, correct?"
"I think so. When I tried teleporting something to Timbuktu, the light just wouldn't come out...where is Timbuktu, anyway?"
The Gatekeeper never did find out who kept strewing empty coke bottles around his home.

Sure, one of Allison's fellow inmates could only make flowers sing, but who knew? If he were allowed to roam free, he might very well set national secrets to a tune and have a potted plant in the Kremlin serenade Leonid Brezhnev*.
This fear was completely baseless, as the Soviet Union had been dissolved for nearly five years by the time the CIA poached him.

On the farmhouse's veranda, a game of chess* was in progress.
Many people have compared politics to chess, apparently on the assumption that politicians always act according to a predefined set of moves, and are polite enough to do so in turns.

Allison and Arnold glanced at each other. A conservation* composed entirely of narrowed eyes and micro-expressions played out between them:
What follows is but a rough translation.

"This was a working farm once," said Françoise. "The original owner struck rich in Ballarat, moved out here for a seachange*.
His first mistake: Picking somewhere inland.

She stepped out onto the river itself, in a blasphemously good impression of a certain Galilean agitator*.
He liked to tie ice chunks to his feet and attempt to walk across Lake Tiberias to protest unfair taxes on luxury exports.

"He's fine. Well, no worse off. Could I borrow your gun?"
She handed it over to Phantasmagoria without hesitation, but didn't look happy about it. "That really isn't for children your age*."
Atom-shredders should only be used by children ten and up.
 
Greetings, Fellow Humans!
New Humans, Chapter Five: Greetings, Fellow Humans!

Allison was jerked awake by the same omnidirectional voice that had called everyone in for dinner. Her night-terrors meant she had never been much of a morning person, so she took some schadenfreude in the fact the PA-girl had clearly just been dragged out of bed herself. She also took a moment to appreciate that, thanks to Żywie, she now knew what schadenfreude meant. German was such a versatile tongue.

The other children in her dorm were rising with widely varying degrees of enthusiasm. On top of the nightstand next to Allison's hammock was a set of clean clothes, the expected hygiene supplies, and a bag containing a few notebooks and some stationary. She was only supplied with shorts. Her mother would have been appalled.

There was also a small stuffed bear, but that was there the night before. The Institute provided plushies for children young enough to still derive comfort from them. Allison tried cuddling hers, but it could never truly replace Mr. Wuzzler back at home.

The den-mother marched the children towards the shower block, carrying their kits. Allison could tell from her song that she was a not a demi-human. Or new human she supposed she should think now. Or was it New Human? She wasn't firm on the capitalization yet. Although it wasn't as if anyone would notice what she said in her own head. Hopefully.

Allison ran up to Mabel, who was still rubbing sleep from her eyes. "So, what do you do all day, here?"

"What?" she answered blearily.

She considered how best to put it. "I know this place is a school, but how much of a school is it really?"

This time Mabel seemed to understand the question. "We still have English and Maths and stuff. They did give you the timetable, right?"

"Yeah."

"Then look at that, please. I can make it talk if you want."

"Okay, okay, just asking." She decided to wait until they showered before trying to extract any more information out of Mabel.

Between the heat, Melusine, and Maelstrom, you could always count on hot water at the New Human Institute. Not that anyone sane would want a hot shower in that weather, of course. Allison was pleased to find that her hair had visibly grown since Żywie's ministrations. The dark spots under her eyes had faded, too.

Breakfast was nice, if more sedate than dinner, but still loud enough that something resembling a private conversation could be held. Before everyone tucked in, Lawrence relayed the kind of platitudes that wouldn't have seemed out of place in any morning assembly, albeit with some vague allusions to evolution and the casual defiance of all known laws of physics thrown in.

Allison arrived a few minutes late. If anyone cared, they didn't voice it. Arnold was wrapped up in a debate with Jumpcut over something or other, Lawrence was discussing lesson plans with Basilisk and Żywie, Melusine wasn't there yet, and even if Tiresias were an option, he was engrossed in his paper, so she decided to sit with Mabel and Maelstrom, who were animatedly discussing future performances of the Watercolours.

"What do you think of this–Oh, hi, Allison. Budge over Maelstrom. So, I was thinking, since we haven't done a proper tragedy yet–"

"You've done plenty from our end," interrupted a teenage girl to Mabel's left.

"Shut up, Stratogale! Anyway, we should do the sinking of the SS Koombana on the river! Imagine the drama, the spectacle, the raw emotion!" She was practically swooning at the prospect.

"Sounds neat," opined Allison, scooping scrambled eggs onto her toast.

"Sounds gaudy," countered Stratogale.

"Do you do stuff like last night a lot?" asked Allison.

Stratogale laughed scornfully. "Too much."

"Lawrence likes them," said Maelstrom, a little weakly.

"He's too nice."

"Or he just has refined enough tastes to appreciate our adaptation of the classic Men's Adventure feature: 'Nailed to a Killer Shark'."

Mabel was very proud of that one. It was one of her and Maelstrom's earliest stagings, back when they called themselves Blue Ultramarine Productions. Some detractors complained that being crucified on a great white would actually make it harder for it to devour you, but Mabel had held firm that what mattered was the hero's emotions and pathos, rather than how much actual peril he was in. Or as a then six year old Phantasmagoria had put it, "Well, he doesn't know that."

"Why do you even need Mealy for this? We all know you can animate water fine without–" She looked queasy. "I've got to go." She ran off in search of a bathroom.

The girls both looked at Maelstrom. He looked up from his eggs. "What?" he asked.

They looked at him harder. "...No, that wasn't me! And she has a point, I mean, you're kind of, um, artistically limited working with me. There always has to be water. Don't you get bored of sea-monsters and mermaids and stuff."

Mabel took his hand. "What would be the point without you? Besides, if I dumped you from the act, I'd be stuck calling myself Colour. What kind of name for an artist is that?"

"Didn't she have a number #1 hit with 'Love your Love' back in '59?" said Melusine.

Maelstrom brightened immediately. His mother squeezed in between the children. "So what are we talking about?"

Mabel's expression darkened. "Stratogale was making fun of Maelstrom."

"Was she now?"

Maelstrom put a hand on his mother's arm. "It's fine, really."

"If you say so, droplet. Here, let me help you with that..." She started trying to cut up Maelstrom's toast, to the obvious amusement of the other students.

"Mum!" He tried to scrunch up into as perfect a ball as possible without actually reverting to a liquid state. Lawrence gave Melusine a disapproving look. Allison couldn't blame him. "I can cut my own food."

"I'm just being helpful."

"Would you do that for the other children, Melusine?" said Tiresias, mildly.

She put down her son's cutlery. "What have we got to look forward to from the Watercolours?"

"We're not sure," said Malestrom.

"I'm sure," insisted Mabel.

He shrugged. "I'm worried we've reached the limits of what we can do with the medium."

"Oh, don't say that. Without you two, what would we do for entertainment around here?"

"Movies?" offered Allison. Some of the students sitting near them felt a pang of desperate hope.

Melusine wrinkled her nose. "Bah! Movies, anyone can make those."

"It would be easier to come up with new acts if some of the other kids would chip in. Imagine if we had Reverb doing sound effects!"

"Have you asked?" Melusine asked.

"Of course we have."

Allison decided to interject. "I could copy her powers if you wanted."

Mabel's eyes glimmered with possibility. Melusine and Maelstrom's eyes also glimmered, but it would have been more noteworthy if they didn't. "You could, couldn't you?"

"Yeah. I can only do one at a time. I think."

Maelstrom looked uneasy. "Isn't using someone's powers without permission, I don't know, mean? Unethical?"

"It's not like I'd be taking anything from her."

"Do you think you could get Arnold to work with us? The staging possibilities alone!"

Allison grinned. "I think so, if not, "—she wriggled her fingers, Arnold's green flames dancing beneath her skin—"we can work around that."

His light and their laughter managed to catch Arnold's attention. "What are you guys laughing about?" he called out from the other end of the table.

He was answered with more laughter.

"Come on, tell me!"

Whether or not the scrambled eggs Allison teleported into his hair constituted an explanation is a matter best left to philosophers, but it certainly didn't satisfy him.

⬗​

All in all, Lawrence was fairly forgiving of the resulting food fight. "First day jitters," he said, chuckling. "Good to see that you didn't leave your natural spontaneity at McClare. Still, try to temper it in future."

Melusine and Maelstrom were quite the help cleaning up. As the former put it, a lot of things were mostly made of water when you came down to it.

Allison and school never got along well. It wasn't that she didn't enjoy learning, it was just that the Australian education system unfairly pandered to children who learned via the grossly inefficient method of watching and listening. It was like being forced to chew the same mouthful of food for a whole day. In spite of the earnestness and enthusiasm of its teachers, class time at the New Human Institute wasn't much better. However, McClare had taught her that boredom came in many varieties, and this one was almost meditative.

Maths was by far the most tedious, not surprising given Mr. Kinsey's profession as an accountant. It didn't help that, like most maths workbooks, the ones used at the New Human Institute offered glimpses of a terrifying parallel universe where professional farmers couldn't figure out how much fencing materials to buy without the help of small children.

Basilisk, bless his heart, did his best to inspire his under-tens on the subject. "Maths is like magic, except everyone can do it," he insisted, with immensely dramatic hand gestures.

Being children who all regularly performed feats that less self conscious eras would call witchcraft, this did not do much to impress them. As Mabel put it, magic that anyone could do was little better than a set of matches.

English was a little more engaging. Allison was surprised to find out that was mostly left up to Żywie. She supposed it made some sense to assign her there; there probably wasn't yet a language on Earth with words for half of what Żywie knew about human biology. Not even German.

The healer presided over her class less like an English teacher, and more like the matron of a longstanding bookclub. Years of continual contact had worn away the expected distance between student and teacher at the New Human Institute.

"What I find most interesting comparing the Odyssey and the Aeneid is how each handles the character of Odysseus, or Ulysses if you prefer."

Allison always found stories odd. They lived on the border between knowledge and memory. When she read a new book, she was often gripped by a sensation she imagined was much like how grownups felt when they reread something from their childhood. Something mostly forgotten, but still there.

That of course depended on her having met someone who'd read whatever she was reading. When she hadn't, she almost understood what it was like to be any other person. She found she preferred the sourceless nostalgia, thank you very much.

"Both versions are essentially the same person: a wily trickster with a regrettable tendency to leave his comrades in the lurch. And yet one work lauds him, and the other heaps nothing but scorn on him, for all the same reasons. Of course—"

"Actually," said David, cheerfully. "Some Romans did like Ulysses. Caesar's family liked to say they were descended from him."

"Yes, very good, David. As I was saying, the Aeneid was written by the losers. At least, the Romans assumed they were the losers, but everybody likes to think they're secret Trojans. Mark my words, little ones, in a couple hundred years, they'll be calling Captain Cook Brutus. In my village…"

Żywie rambled on like that for some time. Sometimes, it was even relevant to the sad aftermath of Troy. Mabel occasionally made the text on the blackboard dance, disordering a fiendishly complex genealogy of basically everyone in Homeric Greece, which Żywie in turn pretended not to notice. Allison was unsure if this was to avoid making a scene, or because Żywie found it amusing, but she suspected the latter. Meanwhile, Arnold was already turning into an inveterate note-passer.

It was during English that Allison heard it. It was a song. At least, she assumed it was a song, although its only meaningful similarity to any song she'd heard before was its peculiar transcendence of actual sound.

Music was not exclusive to human beings. Even the smallest, dumbest insects could boast a few notes. This meant that for Allison, silence was something that happened to other people. The songs of animals didn't do much for her, however. It wasn't that they were less complex than a person's, but they did have vastly different artistic priorities. You simply couldn't describe the minds and talents of a human being and a bobtail lizard with the same musical language. And yet Allison would have felt more kinship with the lizard than whatever was creating this song.

It was like God, or whoever He had writing people's songs, was playing a cruel joke on her. The song built up expectation, only to break it and destroy whatever harmony it might have created. It changed and twisted as soon as she paid it any attention. It defied every idea she had of what a song was. And it hurt.

She covered her ears instinctively, but she knew it wouldn't help. She always knew on some level that she would always be able to hear the songs, even if her eardrums burst. Until she heard this particular song, that had always been a comfort.

"Allison, is everything alright?"

She unscrewed her eyes to find Żywie standing over her desk. Everyone was staring at her.

"You were sort of… screamy," said Arnold.

There was no room in her for embarrassment. Not even for the fact she was weeping. "There's-this-sound."

Żywie frowned. "Let me take a look." She went to take Allison's hand, when she heard a car pull up outside.

Visitors to the Institute were novel enough that the class all got up to huddle around the window, aside from Arnold, who was awkwardly trying to comfort Allison. Their disappointment when they caught sight of the Holden FX parked out front was clear.

Żywie stopped, looking out the window. Anger flashed across her face, tempered by an odd kind of relief. "Don't fret, little one, I think I know what's the matter. Just focus on my song, there's a good girl." She had no idea if that would actually help, but it felt like good advice.

It was, although Allison only took half of it. Beautiful as Żywie's song was, the piano bits still bothered her. She instead latched onto Arnold's. It was the first superhuman leitmotif she ever heard, although she hadn't recognised it for what it was at the time. It was something she had years of familiarity with. Its strangeness was of a more wholesome species than what she was trying to block out.

Reverb's voice filled the classroom. "Would Arnold Barnes please go wait for the Physician in his office." She sounded shakier than they'd heard her before, not that either Arnold or Allison had much of a baseline to go on.

Everyone looked at Arnold, clear pity in their eyes. Or in Allison's case, tears. "What?"

Żywie slumped into her chair. "It's alright, Arnold. Just a checkup."

"But you did your magic thing yesterday!" he whined.

She laughed without humour. "Ah, bureaucracy! Go along with it and you can have a coke with dinner."

When Arnold left the room, and everyone was back in their seats, Żywie attempted to press on with some readings from the Odyssey, specifically the parts detailing Circe's unique hospitality, but her students didn't settle easily.

Allison listened intently, though. It was like her mum reading a bedtime story. And as conflicted as that made her feel, it was still better listening than the alternative.

⬗​

Allison ran into Arnold on the stairs when it came time for her turn. He looked shaken. In in his hand was an unwrapped but clearly unlicked lollipop.

"How was it?" she asked, her voice wavering between sympathy and fear.

In lieu of an answer, he held out the lollipop. "Try this."

She did. It tasted the way mildewy dishcloths smelt.

"Like that." He continued on down the stairs and outside, or as he thought of it, further away from the Physician.

He looked normal when Allison walked into his office. Tallish, rail thin, well dressed without over doing it, blond hair fading to grey; not terribly handsome, maybe even a touch jaundiced, but nothing you'd want hidden from the eyes of small children and pregnant women. If he hadn't been at the centre of that awful noise, Allison wouldn't have thought anything of him.

Then he moved. That spoiled the illusion a little.

"Miss Kinsey, I presume?"

Allison made a vaguely affirmative noise. She couldn't place his accent. She might have guessed South African, but an actual Afrikaner most certainly wouldn't have. It was unlikely anyone would've willing claimed it as their own.

He glided across the office, wrapping his fingers around Allison's left hand and jerking it up and down. They bent normally, but Alison couldn't quite feel any of his knuckles. She had fortunately grown somewhat accustomed to the Physician's song. It was still acutely unpleasant, but she was just managing to cope. "Hello, Mr…"

"John Smith." He offered up the name cheerfully and without hesitation.

Silence.

"...We're not buying that, are we?" He chortled. It sounded prerecorded, somehow. Like the laugh track from an American sitcom. Aside from that, he seemed to experience none of the subtle convulsions associated with laughter. "Look at it this way, names are meant to help us identify a person, correct?"

She nodded, as though that needed clarifying.

"Well, you can identify me by the fact I am the only one in the room without one. If that doesn't satisfy you, just call me the Physician. Everyone else does."

She didn't respond. She was too distracted by the Physician's song. Now that its source was right in front of her, she was starting to unravel the underlying musical structure… Sort of. It conveyed many of the same themes as most songs—locomotion, spacial awareness, deductive reasoning, ukulele proficiency—but employed a vastly different set of motifs and structures to do so. It was like looking at someone's portrait, only to discover on closer examination that it was composed entirely of baby teeth.

"Right, let's get started." He beckoned Allison to lay down on the examination bed in the corner of the room. Not seeing any other option, she obeyed. "First off, heart rate." He sounded more like he was reminding himself of that than informing her. He pulled a stethoscope out from under his jacket, briefly laying the diaphragm on her left breast before removing it again. "Ah, all fine."

Allison knew enough about medicine to know that wasn't how it was done. She also realised that she couldn't tell how old the Physician was. Songs usually helped a great deal with that, but not this one. She had assumed from the hair that he was somewhere around Lawrence's age, but his skin was completely smooth. He didn't even look like he had pores.

He went through the motions of medicine for a while. And that's what it plainly was: going through the motions. It was like when she and Arnold used to play doctors and nurses. He tapped Allison's knee with a reflex hammer, a little too hard; inserted a tongue depressor in her mouth, without bothering to look inside it, which did at least teach her that the Physician tasted strongly of crushed ants; he even ordered her to turn over and cough for whatever reason.

Through none of it did he show concern, or better understanding of Allison's physical health. If anything, he seemed bored, although he never let the broad smile he had been wearing since the beginning of the "check-up" waver. Maybe he was hoping if he kept it up as much as possible, it would eventually seem appropriate.

"Now," he said, packing up what Allison couldn't help but think of as his toys into a black bag. "On with the important stuff." He moved over to a small table, where a set of odd looking metal instruments were laid out. In the middle of them was what resembled a large, fanciful silver sculpture of a starfish, with a large ruby embedded in its body. The Physician placed an index figure on the jewel, which glowed in response. "I know this looks a little funny, but just think of it as a tape recorder. Do you mind terribly if I test the playback?"

Honestly, Allison was a little relieved the Physician seemed interested in something. She had begun to wonder if this was all a practical joke being played on her by a student with shapeshifting powers; and really substandard ones at that. "Sure," she said, sitting up on the bed.

The Physician took a deep breath and sung:


"Click go the shears boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the blue-bellied Joe!"​


Allison thought it sounded disturbingly like the rendition from a record her mother used to play for her. She was not wrong. The starfish then played back the Physician's singing, with perfect fidelity. That she found genuinely impressive.

"Now, the translation!"

The room was filled with what sounded like a newborn baby being fought over by hungry gargoyles. If not for the Physician's song, it would have easily won the title of the worst thing Allison had ever heard. And yet she thought she could detect notes of nostalgia in that howling.

When the starfish went silent again, and Allison had uncurled from her fetal position on the bed, she found the Physician facing her again, face devoid of any apparent emotion. Apparently he didn't need to keep his finger on the jewel.

"Anomalous human study #128, March the 20th, 1965. Patient is—" he sniffed, "—prepubertal female, aged approximately one hundred and three months. Patient was referred to me by Herbert Lawrence as a 'psychomimetic'."

"That means ability copying," clarified Allison. "Oh, sorry. Did I mess up the tape?"

The Physician's grin returned, wider than ever. His lips were almost stretched thin. "Talk as much as you want. The recorder knows what to exclude."

"How does it know that?"

"The same way I hope you know not to copy down the entire conversation when you're taking down a message on the phone."

She decided not to press the matter.

"Previous research indicates that Patient's extranormal ability manifests as a form of auditory synesthesia, allowing her to perceive talent and skill as musical forms, and incorporate them into herself. Limited empathic capabilities. Anecdotal evidence suggests this is temporary in the case of superhuman ability. Will begin testing—"

"Did Lawrence tell you all that?" asked Allison.

"No, McClare forwarded me your file after he decided to have you." Allison somehow doubted Lawrence would have phrased it that way. She hoped not, at least.

"Why'd they do that?" she asked warily.

"I've done some research for the DDHA. They'd be lost without me," he said, with some pride. "Well, even more so."

For the entire check-up, Allison had felt a little guilty. Surely, she thought, it was wrong of her to dislike a man just because he was unlucky enough to be born a little physically and very musically deformed. She was glad to suddenly have a more valid reason.

"I must say, if Lawrence hadn't snatched you up, we probably would have met before long anyway. Your ability sounds fascinating. I'm surprised nobody in the department recommended you to him before the boy you came here with did."

"Arnold."

"Yes, him. I will admit, I'd never met an exclusively external teleporter before him. Now, as soon as I heard about you, I knew I had to come up with something special." He spoke like a grandparent trying to drum up anticipation for a homemade birthday present, not realising disappointment was inevitable.

He reached for another instrument, allowing Allison to notice that his arm was about an inch too long for comfort. It was a stout copper tube, with a black knob on its side, and topped with a milky white, faceted dome.

"Tell me," said the Physician, cooly. "Have you ever read a book called Slan?"

"No."

"Probably for the best. Has anyone you've met ever read it?"

Her eyes narrowed in concentration. "...No." She was pleasantly surprised.

By some dark and terrible magic, the Physician's grin managed to tighten further. He turned the knob on his device.

There was a new song. Baseline through and through, but still unfamiliar.

"If you would be so kind, Miss Kinsey, please recite the first line of A.E van Vogt's Slan."

"...His mother's hand felt cold, clutching his."

The Physician practically shook with giddiness. "Oh, how I love that opening. It's not quite Dawn Treader, but it's close."

"Um, thank you."

"And Mrs. Joan Newark of Exmouth had how many children?"

"...Pass."

"Hmm. Tell me, if we were pretending the Mrs. Newark machine was an actual person, could you tell me how she's feeling right now?"

She looked at the machine. "Not happy."

"You win some, you lose some." He turned the knob again, silencing Mrs. Newark's song. "Could you show me one of your classmates' powers? Doesn't matter which, I am fairly familiar with all of them. "

"Okay."

Immediately, a party of tiny, airborne cowboys rode through the space between Allison and the Physician, valiantly attempting to drive their cattle across a raging river, all formed from fire.

"I commend your taste, Miss Kinsey. Given Eliza's unfortunate tactile limitations, I would have picked Brian, too."

"Brian? Eliza?"

"Ah, my apologies. You would have had them introduced to you as Snapdragon and Żywie."

"Oh."

It was an uncanny feeling, finding out what she supposed was Żywie's old human name. It was like hearing your grade one teacher be referred to by their first name. Most likely because it was exactly that.

"I respect Lawrence's sentiment, but the whole thing just feels like Halloween dressing up. Do you have Halloween down here? No? Shame, the Americans do it marvelously. I'd go back every year if I could manage it. But no, I just have to content myself with making the trees on my property change colour the right time of year..."

Allison wondered if the starfish had the same definition of relevant as the Physician.

Eventually, he resumed what Allison thought of as his serious business mode. He replaced the Mrs. Newark machine, picking what looked like a handheld mirror mated with an impossibly flat, double sided television screen. "Examining Patient for Socii."

"Socii?"

Allison should have known better than to summon the Grin back into our world. "You know, I do appreciate it when you children try to engage with me a bit. A lot of you just sit stock still and let me do whatever, like the boy before you."

"Arnold."

"Yes. Anyway, Socii are a kind of metaphysical component many superhumans posses. I suppose you could call it a visual analogue to your songs. Well, let's take a look under the hood."

He pushed a button on the mirror's handle. The screen flickered to life. Allison gasped.

Her face was covered in glowing, intricate patterns. Not only that, they looked like they were alive. Shades of red and green flowed into and interfaced with each other like clockwork. When she held her hands up to the mirror, they were similarly patterned. She felt her face. "Are these real?"

"...Patient is confirmed as Link. Yes, yes they are. Well, they're not exactly here. They're sort of in this tiny little dimension sandwiched between length and breadth, I think. They can tell you a great deal about a person's powers, but I haven't quite found the Rosetta stone yet. Not all of you have Socii, mind you. The last boy didn't, for instance. Neither do Alberto and Françoise."

"Żywie?"

"She has one. Some supers can even see Socii. Like Alberto, oddly enough."

"He said he smelt new humans."

"He's a liar. I think he's hoping someone will start calling him the Witchsmeller. Much catchier than Tiresias. Hmm, judging by the complexity of these glyphs, you've had yours since just about birth, maybe prior. Rare, that." She was almost certain the Grin had literally reached the Physician's ears. "Tell me, Miss Kinsey, what do you dream about?"

She stared at her knees for a long while.

The Physician snapped his fingers in her face. "Come on, Miss Kinsey, don't go all Barnes on me."

Now he remembers, she thought. "It's not a dream. Not really. It's more like, I don't know, a thought I get when it's dark. A feeling I can't make go away."

"Oh?"

"It's like the darkness isn't just what's left when the light goes. It's heavy, like water. I feel like I can barely move, and everything's so tight, and I need to get out into the light, but that's even scarier. And if I get out of the dark, I'll hurt someone real bad. Someone who's the whole world. Someone I love." She hugged her legs.

He was still grinning. Allison wondered if it hurt. She wondered if anything hurt the Physician.

"Patient describes symptoms dissimilar to Asteria presentation. Will require further study."

After that, the Physician had many questions. Did her maternal ancestors tend more towards endogamy or exogamy? How young was the typical onset of what he called the cycle of blood in her father's family. Could she remember her great-grandparents' blood types? Was she an only child because of parental choice, or difficulty with further conceptions? Was she able to assume the powers of every student at the New Human Institute, or did some give her trouble? Could she copy the Physician himself?

Her inability to answer most of these questions clearly frustrated the Physician, which mainly meant that his lips were no longer in danger of tearing themselves apart. "I think we're just about done here, Miss Kinsey. Before we finish, though, has Eliza looked you over yet?"

"Yeah."

The Physician whipped out what could have been an overgrown, mechanical mosquito. Before Allison could react, he stabbed it into her right arm, drawing a thin beaker's worth of blood.

"Gah!"

He pulled the contraption out of her, leaving no incision mark."Patient was subjected to biological readjustment prior to sample extraction. I do wish Lawrence would hold his horses. Skews the data. Still, a sample's a sample. Goodbye, Miss Kinsey." He fished a purple lollipop out of his front pocket. "Here, take this, for being a good girl."

Allison was backing away towards the door, rubbing her arm in spite of the lack of physical pain. "No, thanks," she said, voice quivering.

"You have to take it, Miss Kinsey. That's how check-ups work."

She cautiously snatched it from his hand. If it bothered him, it didn't show. He just kept smiling.

Before she left the room, Allison took one last look at the Physician. He had stopped moving. There was no need to do so at this moment.

"Physician?"

"Yes?"

"Are you a demi-human?"

He released more of that canned laughter. "Miss Kinsey, I can assure you I am nothing of the sort."

She believed him.
 
Chapter 5 Footnotes
Chapter 5 Footnotes

Allison tried cuddling hers, but it could never truly replace Mr. Wuzzler back at home*.
Studies have shown that ducklings and baby monkeys have a remarkable ability to transfer their love to artificial substitutes. Allison proved that human beings are at least better than ducklings or baby monkeys.

"Or he just has refined enough tastes to appreciate our adaptation of the classic Men's Adventure* feature: 'Nailed to a Killer Shark'.**"
-Basilisk never made the mistake of letting Mabel get her hands on a copy of Men's Adventure again.
-Based on a true story.

"Didn't she have a number #1 hit with 'Love your Love*' back in '59?" said Melusine.
She was actually thinking of "Loving Being Loved by Your Love. Love."

It didn't help that, like most maths workbooks, the ones used at the New Human Institute offered glimpses of a terrifying parallel universe* where professional farmers couldn't figure out how much fencing materials to buy without the help of small children.
Sadly, parallel universes as a whole were not yet part of most primary school curriculums in 1965.

Being children who all regularly performed feats that less self conscious eras would call witchcraft*, this did not do much to impress them.
Very few superhuman abilities are considered witchcraft under its thaumaturgical definition.

She might have guessed South African, but an actual Afrikaner most certainly wouldn't have. It was unlikely anyone* would've willing claimed it as their own.
Except possibly a Welshman.

He chortled. It sounded prerecorded, somehow. Like the laugh track* from an American sitcom.
In many civilizations, canned laughter is considered a form of necromancy, due to it co-opting the laughter of the long dead.

It was like when she and Arnold used to play doctors and nurses*.
Arnold never understood why his mother got so upset when she heard he was playing doctors and nurses.
Allison did, and never told him.

"Now," he said, packing up what Allison couldn't help but think of as his toys into a black bag*.
Sold separately.

And curses the old snagger with the blue-bellied Joe!
"Click Go the Shears", traditional.

"And Mrs. Joan Newark of Exmouth had how many children?"


"...Pass.*"
The answer was four.
 
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