*sees IRS audit notice stapled to foot of chair*

*stares*

What.
You know how it works. You can get away with a surprisingly large number of things with regards to America.

But there is one thing you cannot get away with. And that is cheating Uncle Sam out of his due.

Ever.

(Death and Taxes, alright. :V)
 
Glauurung, Father of Dragons--First of the Dragons and father of their race, Glauurung was created by Melkor himself in the deeps of the earth. He was reared on the flesh of men and elves and fattened with the foulest magics of earth. He bears no wings, but possesses deadly speed, numerous telepathic and hypnotic abilities, a vile intelligence, and an undying malice. He was borne into this world by his maker and master Morgoth.
Ornstein: "The Father of Dragons on my lawn? That's an extra paddlin'!"


:p
 
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