The FACK Union [Helpers Needed!]

[Erithemaeus]

The FACK Union
Domini Caveant

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The Funding, Accounting, and Commissioning of Kagents [FACK] Union has been shrouded in myths throughout various nations, worlds, and timelines. Some say that FACK Kagents have been spotted in the fearsome legions of Kaiserrat, searing the souls of men and gods alike with eyes made of starlight. Others whisper that the Union's Kagents fought Numennor the Grace-Snatcher, buying the world just enough time with their sacrifice to save them from eternal corruption. Rumors abound as to their purpose. Their members. Their names, spoken about in hushed tones, as if fearing that one would just appear beyond their sight and slay them where they stand.

But in truth, the Union's purpose was simple, handed down over the years from its founders.

'Protect the minions.'

Treat your minions well. Better to deal them with a velvet hand than to push them into desperation. Those squabbling, insignificant fodder seem to possess the innate ability to know the Call, and if you push them far enough, then they would turn to--

What? Are you serious? Conscription? Shitty rations? Do you have a fucking death wish--

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So!

I come here again w/ a new idea thingy. This time, it's a roleplay wherein players play out the role of a minion union. Protect those dastardly little stormtrooper-equivalents and others like from shitty bosses, suicidal orders, and overall raise their standard of living until they're satisfied. Manage the union's funds, get the advertising out to other groups of minions, send Kagents to go on missions and deal with little problems like say... an overlord trying to swindle about 10% of their lackey's salaries to get the last of the funds needed for their super-uper-duper-dubba death laser of death.

And since you're not affiliated with any governing body, there's no taxes to speak of. Win-win.

Ideas on how to expand this are welcome. Still hashing out some (a lot) of stuff to basically keep this game running.