"I'm afraid-"
"Oh, come now, Engels!"
"I'm AFRAID," you say, louder. "That I'm not independent anymore - I can't just drop things, Dawes. What do you think that my boss, my manager, the light of my life, Shaddid is going to do when I tell her 'oh, sorry, no leads, too bad, so sad, please, ignore the pile of thalers I just got? No. No, not going to happen." You shake your head. "...however."
Dawes really has the most expressive eyebrows. "...however, yes?" he asks, his hand gesture making the 'come on' motion shared by Belters throughout the system.
You tap your wrist twice in the 'tether' gesture and say: "You could, if you were so inclined, offer me some interesting leads that might lead
away from any skeletons in the OPA closet. I can merrily chase those down, Shaddid is happy, you are happy, I'm happy, everyone is happy,
setara mali!" You spread your arms wide, then lean back against the woman with the gun before remembering she's behind you.
Dawes purses his lips, then smacks them. His eyebrows draw together. "You have an interesting perspective on this world, Engels, you really do." He stands up, slowly, then drums his fingers against his thighs. "I'd be looking into the Goths."
You blink.
Your mouth opens.
But Dawes is already gesturing. You start getting dragged out.
"I wish you…the best of luck," he says, flashing you a smile.
—
You sit in your apartment, three days later, and think to yourself.
You're right at the edge of your options. You've done every search you could - but the problem with paramilitaries that primarily lived in holdfasts and stealth ships was that they were remarkably hard to find when they didn't
want to be found. On Sigfrida, though, the Goths were quite happy to be found, if only because they had been living in the former Herja Congressional Republic embassy. Oh, they claimed to be representatives of the Republic - but everyone knew where their money and marching orders came from.
They had also liberally interpreted the last orders from Herja - declaring a martial law in their final doomed attempt to get everyone from leaving their planet as quickly as humanly possible the instant the Epstine drive had been invented - as an excuse to shoot just about anyone.
In retrospect, the fate of the Republic, and how it would doom the entire solar system should have been obvious in hindsight. But according to all the news files you had read and seen, it caught people
right out of the fucking blue. Which was funny, considering their planet's color.
The Republic had been dead the instant Herr Epstine took a cruise on his drive. And in its long, slow death it had primed the solar system for destruction by building the best navy anyone had ever seen, and then set it off by trying to keep the last of its best and brightest from the clement, more viable worlds beyond the Inner Belt.
Now, the only people who still wore their colors in earnest were the Goths.
They called upon ancient myths, myths of war and valor, straight from Erde, reskinned to suit their temperament. They hated a lot of people vehemently. They hated gay people for not making kids. They hated Wildleute for daring to be phenotypically interesting. They hated all the various peoples of Aichi and their Skyborn relatives for not being from Himmilgard. They
especially hated Rishonim for ancient reasons relating to a string of increasingly bizarre and idiot conspiracy theories that had been then quote proved end quote (and really, you could not roll your eyes hard enough at this idea, it wasn't
physically possible to do so without detaching your retina) by the invention of the Epstein drive.
The drive ruined the dream of a green Herja! The scheming Rishonim gave us a poison chalice!
"Dipshits," you whisper to yourself.
Except that's just the issue. Dipshits with guns who were your only lead.
"Dawes is an asshole," you say, quietly, looking at the hat on your hat rack.
In your mind, your ex shrugs and says:
What? You think he's just trying to get you killed without getting his own hands dirty?
"Obviously," you say, leaning back further in your seat, holding your empty bowl of noodles by the rim, rapping your knuckle against the inner edge. "I'm still at least moderately respected."
Your ex looks at you with hang dog pity.
"...I mean, if I wasn't, he'd just have me shot," you mutter, darkly, into the bowl as you bring it against your lips. An irrational temptation to eat it hits you. Bioplastic can be…digested. Kind of. But not as efficiently as a recycler could - it was like cutting off your arm to eat it from a caloric intake perspective. "I'd be floating off into…space…"
You tap the bowl.
"...Goths. Look at the Goths, there are more Goths than just on Sigfrida!" You spring to your feet, turn to your wall terminal. "Computer, be a dear and project all ships with transponders on, current courses as best known by local computer systems." You say - and then watch as the volumetric display sweeps out the curving arcs of orbits, the glowing dots of planets. Then your entire apartment fills with lines and arcs of ships. Even after the War, there are literally thousands of them. You shake your head. "Edit, uh, remove all ships…that have…not launched from Sigfrida within the past two months."
Hundreds of lines vanish, leaving you with merely…
Hundreds.
"Damn you, busiest port in the solar system!" you snap. "Okay…wait, no, you can still narrow this down. Remove all ships bound for Erde, Herja, any inner system planet." You pause as the terminal processed the request.
A hundred odd ships were left.
"...okay
setara mali…" You tap your palm against your knuckles. "Display all known Goth attacks from a year ago to two months ago as red blip marks with hyperlink connections, utilizing my Gothwatch Newsfeed as the primary source. Nothing more recent than two months." You wait and then red blips started to flare up - he could reach out and expand the sites that reported on them.
The blips clustered at several orbital transfer points - regularly used shipping lanes.
However, of the ships heading out that he had selected…
Only one went through the hotspot.
Because of course, most people, when they realized a lot of Goth activity was going on in an area, they'd avoid it!
You point at that ship. "Identify this ship."
"Ship registered as
Scopuli under Captain Polanski."
You smack your palms together. "We have something here. Right?"
You look over at the hat.
Your ex looks mildly hopeful.
"...I need a new boyfriend," you say, then grab the hat. As you cram it onto your head, you start to get ready to leave - when your hand terminal chirrups. You pull it out and frown as you see a red banded alert from…huh…a chill runs along your spine.
You log into several newsfeeds, all of which have their own red boarder announcements from time to time. They're when they release information that they think is important enough to interrupt their subscribers day.
It's just…
This wasn't from EcoEye or Queer Celebrity Gossip (
quiet, shut up, you think to no one in particularly,
do not dare judge me) or even General Media.
It was from GothWatch.
You throw it up on your terminal.
And your eyes go wide at the grainy, blurry footage that plays on the screen.
"Well," you say, quietly. "Who knew they had that in them."
—
ISA
The buzzing crackle of the plasma cutter slicing through the hold is almost louder than your hammering heart. Almost. You, Arren and Minna had all started searching for some weapon that was a little better than a plasma torch, and that search had brought you to the machine shop amidships of the
Dreki. The only problem was that the machine shop's best weapon was, so far, a rivet gun that might have done well in a Neo-Noir Dustie but in real life would have lost all of its killing velocity once it had crossed maybe a meter and a half of pressurized cabin.
"We could-" Arren had started…and then the bright spark exploded on the wall.
The other problem with the machine shop, aside from its distressing lack of weapons, was that the bad guys had chosen that part of the hull to cut in on.
"Shit," you say, while Minna gulped.
"Maybe I should get my…" She stopped.
"Your what?" you ask. "Do you have a weapon?"
"I…after a fashion," she says. "However, I was not able to acquire ammo for it before I left. It is only now that I am recalling the instructions-"
The wall is half cut open now, the glowing rectangle of a door forming centimeter by centimeter.
"-in the panic, that I had forgotten!" Minna is looking from the rectangle to you to the rectangle again.
"Well, if the gun has no ammo, it…might still be good for threatening people, right?" you ask. "Go grab it!"
"Oh, it's not a gun," Minna said, pushing off the floor towards the door - missing and hitting the ceiling instead. She rebounded, flailed, trying to get out towards a wall or hand strap, but instead only managed to smack Arren as he stepped over to help her.
You had enough time to think
are all inners like this before the door that the
Dryad's crew had been cutting into the wall burst inwards with a roar. The rectangle of hull plating shoved through the air - slowly enough to not really cause any damage - and then the space was filled with pirates in vacuum suits, holding pistols, aiming them at the lot of you.
"Hands up! Hands up!"
"On your head! Now! Now!"
You slap your hands onto your head. Minna and Arren do likewise, even if she hasn't stopped her tumble yet and is slowly spinning in the room - looking faintly queasy.
You float in the air.
"It's clear, boss," one of the helmeted figures calls out - their voice muffled by the helmet, but quite audible. The other crew start to swarm past you, heading deeper into the ship to…well, search it you think.
One of the figures that remain lowers their pistol, then chuckles. "Yeah, I know." It's a girl. Girl Boss.
"Boss!" Mr. Clear says, sounding shocked. "We told you, stay back this time."
"A good pirate never lets her crew go in alone," the girl says. Her helmet, now that you're taking it in, has a snarling wolf face painted onto the visor, with one bright red eye. She takes hold of the helmet, twists it, then yanks it aside with a sigh, revealing…uh…
Oh.
Uh…
Girl…
"Really, Isa?" Arren whispers, softly.
Your cheeks heat as the girl beams at you, showing she has very sharp canines. And wolf ears. And a missing eye. And…
It's a lot.
First, the ears. They're not an affectation - no plastic headband or anything, they're clearly alive and furred. Which meant she was Wildleute. They were pretty rare in the outer system, or at least that's what you had heard. Next, the canines. They're sharp and add a fierce edge to her cheerful smile. Next, the missing eye…that is strange. You thought people who had access to money and spaceships could get regrowth canisters and stuff. Instead, though, she has a metal plate bolted to her head, like an eyepatch from the olden days. Just. You know. Metal.
Lastly…
Ah why is she so cute? Your brain is gibbering as the girl hooks her helmet on her belt.
"Gutentag, I am Captain Wulfe," the girl says. "And we're here to claim the bounty on…" She paused, then started to track her finger back and forth.
"I am the captain of this ship, which I purchased legitimately," Minna says, managing to stop her spinning by reaching out with an arm and snagging her finger on the bottom of the floor. "This ship is the
Dreki, and there-"
"Weird!" Wulfe says. "Because it
looks like the
Scopuli, a ship that's been reported stolen. And now, normally, I prefer to be the one stealing, I don't turn down easy money. And, heh, you guys?" She points at all three of you. "Are all
really easy."
"Hey, wait, you can't take us captive," Arren said. "We're also trying to get the bounty!"
Wulfe stuck her tongue into the side of her mouth, then turned to Mr. Clear. "Herr Bowers…am I the Captain?"
"Yeah,
Bossmang," he said, having slid his visor back to reveal his wide grin.
"What kinda captain am I again?"
"
Pirata, Bossmang!"
Wulfe beamed at you and Arren. "That's right! I'm a pirate! It's great, really. Now, promise, we are going to be nice - just gonna sell your little rust bucket, drop you off somewhere nice. How about Sigfrida? Or? Oooor! You could sign up!" She spread her arms. "Signing up is good!"
"I don't believe you!" you say, anger winning out over how fluffy her ears were. "You can't take our ship!"
"I mean, calling it a ship is a bit much," Wulfe said, dryly.
"I…I mean…it's…it's homey!" you say.
Wulfe gives you a look. You blush, glancing aside, to see Arren looking a bit like he was trying to avoid admitting the same thing.
"...did you…give it a name?" Wulfe asked.
You blink. "You name ships?"
It is the stupidest thing you've ever said.
"Where are you even from?" Wulfe asks, laughing.
Then the door clatters and one of the pirates clangs back into the room. "
Bossmang, found something real bad!"
"What is it?" Wulfe asks - and then snatches what the pirate tosses out of the air.
"Hey, that's my transponder!" Minna said. "You're not supposed to take those away from the bridge!"
Everyone…and you do mean
everyone looks at Minna.
"This was your transponder?" Wulfe asks.
"It was strapped to the ceiling," the pirate that found it said.
"I-Is that not where transponders are supposed to be?" Minna asked, sounding
genuinely confused.
"Honey, no," Arren says, shaking his head. "They're in the main computer housing-"
"This is an HCRN stealth transmitter," Wulfe says, waving it at the three of you. "It…Alex!" She puts her finger to her ear. "Sweep everything,
right now."
You don't hear the response - but you do literally see Wulfe's ears droop.
"Oh shit," you say, then turns and kicks off the floor, sailing back into the hole. You kick off the floor, following after her - and in the heat of the moment, no one even bothers to stop you. You hear Arren moving after you, and Minna after him. The interior of the pirate ship is grungy and old in a way that makes you feel…oddly at home. There's so much evidence of much loved patchwork - carefully laid over everything, again and again, over the years, over the decades, to make the interior more of a home than a spartan starship.
Wulfe moves through it as naturally as if she had been born here - the only thing that makes you think she hasn't is that…well, she's…she's short as hell. Erder short.
You follow after and both of you arrive in the cockpit at nearly the same time. A dark skinned Skyborn man is sitting at the console, frowning as he taps away at the controls, shaking his head. "Shit shit shit shit," he's saying - his voice thick and twangy, with a Herja drawl, just like in the vids.
"You have got to be fucking kidding me," Wulfe whispers.
You crane your head over the pilot's shoulder.
The view through the scopes looks like a space station had decided to appear within telescope range. One of the big cylinder habitats. Except it's not rounded. It's rectangular and blocky. It doesn't spin. And it has…
Those can't be…drives. They're each four times bigger than
your whole ship.
If…
If those scale readings were right, that thing was two kilometers long. And it was coming right towards you - already beginning to flip around to aim those titanic drives off at an angle so it can decelerate without incinerating everything in this area of space.
But what draws your attention is the hull. It has been painted a bright white, despite how black space is, and there is a titanic name painted on the side, visible as it completes its slow rotation on the scopes.
DONNAGER.
The skyborn man leans back in his seat. "Well, that ain't exactly what I'd call comforting, hoss."
"Can we run?" Wulfe asks.
"Run?" The skyborn man asks, laughing. "We turn the engine on, that five million ton skyscraper o' doom is gonna just shoot one of them big old railguns through our itty bitty drive done and that'll be that, we'll be cooked better than my mom's brisket."
"I don't know what a brisket is, Alex," Wulfe says, her voice tight.
"It was a trap," you say.
"Yeah, no shit," Wulfe says. Then she looks at you. "...what's your name, anyway?"
"Isa," you say. "Isabelle Morgenthau."
"Cool," Wulfe says. "Nice to meet you. FYI, If I can get out by selling you out-"
"Hoss!" Alex says, sounding offended.
"It was a joke, jeeze!"
"Should I get my power armor?"
The words all…are Gothic. But arranged in that order, they make absolutely no sense what so ever. You and Wulfe share a confused expression, then turn back to look at Minna, who is nursing a bruise on her forehead.
"Excuse me?" Wulfe asks.
"My power armor," she asks. "I…acquired…a…suit…" she says, choosing each word as carefully as possible - as if she hoped it might make her sound
less suspicious. "...legally." She added, with the air of someone who had realized a perfect way to clear up any worries.
"You have
power armor?" Wulfe asks.
"...that's the gun!?" you ask.
"Yes," Minna said, her cheeks darkening even more.
"You're Force Recon?" Alex asks, sounding skeptical.
"C-Cadet Force Recon," Minna says. Then, softly. "...top of my class."
"Okay, we can work with this!" Wulfe says.
"Hoss, Donnie class ships carry a whole squad of Force Recon," Alex says, before catching himself. "Er. I mean. They did. For all we know those Goth bastards crammed two platoons worth of Goliath power armor in there."
"Or none," Wulfe points out.
"Even if we just face
two!" Alex says.
That's what you had…the best idea you'd ever had in your life.
Or the worst.
It could be either one.
—
What is Isa's genius plan
[ ] We get captured, peaceful like. Minna takes the suit, though, and emerges through the drive cone while the Donnie is locked onto the Dreki, then she climbs onto the Donnie and infiltrates the ship, then rescues us!
[ ] We use the power armor as a beacon, then throw it out the airlock and have it fly away on its RCS thrusters. We program it to ping local space fleets about the Donnie - no one likes Goths, so they'll hire up a bunch of Flying Circuses to take it down. We escape in the confusion!
[ ] Fuck it, we're doing it live! We counter-board the Donnie with Minna in the front, and we fight our way to…Alex, do they have any, uh, subline ships? Escort craft? …they do? Okay! We fight to the hanger bay and we
steal the fuck out of that…what did you say it was called? That frigate? Okay! We do that!
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