Chapter 6
Fall Down!
276 AC, King's Landing.
King's Landing was a different breed of city. Bruce had never been in a city so big, he had never seen a castle like the Red Keep.
The Red Keep made Wayne Manor look like a decrepit cottage. Harrenhal had been far bigger, of course, and Storm's End was stouter and stronger, but the Red Keep was busier and more frenzied, chaotic and grand. It loomed over the city and shone ruby red in the morning sun, and yet at every hour it seemed like Red Keep was heaving with activity. The gates were hardly ever shut, and every morning the castle was filled with nobles and knights, merchants and guards bustling towards the king's court. It was the centre of activity, the hub of the kingdom.
From Aegon's High Hill, King's Landing stretched for as far as the eye could see. It was a forest, Bruce had thought, a forest of stone and thatch.
At Wayne's Manor, Bruce used to be able to sleep until noon. There was no sleeping late at the Red Keep. Instead, every morning the great bell tower chimed and men were stomping through the quarters calling for attention.
"Rounds," the crier shouted, ringing a bell as he strolled. "Rounds!"
The routine was everything around here. The Kingsguard moved about their duties with hardened precision, and their squires were expected to do the same.
And every morning, Bruce grumbled. He was often awake late at night; he was not one to enjoy waking up at dawn. Every morning, he woke to see Stannis staring down at him disapprovingly.
"Up, Bruce," the older boy ordered. "Ser Oswell and Ser Harlan will be waiting for us."
Ser Oswell won't have time for us, Bruce thought, and Ser Harlan hardly has the wits to care. Still, he just grumbled, his shoulder still aching as he pulled himself up from the cot.
"What news of the queen?" another squire, young Raymun Darry, a boy of eight, asked. "I heard that she's to give birth any day now."
"The babe won't survive," an older boy, Robin Hollard, scoffed. Robin was older, nearing thirteen, with a lanky build and sharp eyes. "Everybody knows that the babe is dead in the womb, just like all the others were."
"None of that now," Desmond Darry, Raymund's older brother, chided. Desmond was the oldest of the bunch, nearing sixteen and a man grown. "I'll have no talk of the queen's pregnancy. The Grand Maester said babe looked healthy, and we all wish Queen Rhaella the best."
Pycelle had also warned that Rhaella could not have another babe several times in the past. The king had insisted on another child, though, even despite six stillbirths and dead newborns, and the strain it took on his queen. Shaena, Dareon, Aegon and Jaehaerys had all been born frail and died young, and nobody expected this next birth to be any different.
And yet still, the whole castle felt tense as the squires dropped out of their bunks. The High Septon was said to be coming to the castle to pray for a healthy prince, and the Grand Maester had ordered constant bedrest and supervision for the queen. King Aerys was tense, the Kingsguard would be on high alert, and the crown prince had seemingly disappeared.
Bruce had seen Rhaegar ride out of the gates last night, after an argument with the king and as soon as his mother started to go into labour.
A few of the younger boys thought that Rhaegar had left on a quest to find a blessed relic to protect his mother in childbirth, but personally Bruce thought that the prince just wasn't good at handling tense, emotional moments in his family. Rhaegar had chose to leave to avoid it, rather than suffer through it.
As the squires stepped out of their quarters, he saw a line of septas ringing bells, parading up the road to the keep from the city below.
They said that autumn was upon them, but the sun still felt blisteringly hot as the squires dressed, washed, clad themselves in leathers and then marched out into the courtyard. There were two dozen of them, all marching out of the lower quarters for one task or another. Bruce kept to Stannis' side, and most of the others gave them a wide berth.
Bruce was healing well. There was hardly even a lurch in his step any more as he stepped down from the barracks. Ser Oswell had decided a week past that Bruce was fit for sparring with the group.
Ser Oswell rarely trained Bruce personally. It had happened maybe twice in the months that he had been here. He had learnt that the Kingsguard were far too busy to tend to their squires themselves; the Lord Commander, Ser Gerold Hightower, had four squires himself, while Prince Lewyn Martell had six. It was a mark of prestige to squire for the Kingsguard, and thus it was expected that the knights each took several.
Ser Oswell Whent and Ser Harlan Grandison were something of an irregularities among the white cloaks for only having one squire each.
For Ser Oswell, it was said that his personality put lords off. The knight was too blunt-tongued and too dark-humoured for noble lords to trust their sons to his care. Bruce had only been named to Ser Oswell for the relationship between Wayne and Whent, and because Lord Walter Whent had insisted that his brother Oswell take Bruce on.
For Ser Harlan, they all knew the knight was infirm. The knight of House Grandison could barely lift himself out of bed on a morn, let alone ride a saddle. Ser Harlan's days of riding or fighting were well behind him, and Bruce knew that they sniggered at Stannis for squiring to such an elderly knight.
Still, Lord Steffon had wanted Stannis to go to the capital along with Bruce, and Ser Harlan Grandison had been an acclaimed warrior in his youth – a man knighted by Duncan the Tall himself during the Third Blackfyre Rebellion. But Kingsguard served for life, and now Ser Harlan was nearing eighty. His sworn brothers supported him, but Ser Harlan had little need of Stannis as a squire. It was more political than practical.
The group of squires gathered in the wards and waited, until one of the king's pages delivered the news. As expected, the Kingsguard were on duty around the king and queen, they would have little time for their squires today. They rarely had time for their squires at the best of times, but the boys were still expected to train in the grounds. A few of the other boys groaned, but both Bruce and Stannis kept the displeasure off their faces.
"Will it be Ser Willem?" Raymun Darry asked hopefully while they walked to the training yards.
I doubt it, Bruce thought, but he kept quiet. "Ser Willem went riding with the prince," Stannis replied grimly.
A quiet groan filled the air. If their knights had dismissed them and if the master-at-arms was preoccupied, they all knew who would take his place.
The wards were filled with some of the most highborn children of the realm; Stannis Baratheon, three Darry brothers, Gerold Grafton, Lyn Corbray, Moryn Tyrell, Garth and Gunthor Hightower, Desmond Redwyne, Gerold Dayne, Anders Yronwood, Agar Wyl, Errick Hayford, Garse Goodbrook, Bryce Caron, Balman Byrch, Renfred Rykker, Robin Hollard and his cousin Dontos, and Tomas Darklyn all stood beside Bruce. They were aged between seven and fifteen, all squires to some important knight in the capital.
And they all stiffened as they saw short and lean man trekking through the wards, his face curled in a permanent scowl.
"Stand straight!" Ser Alliser Thorne ordered. "Shoulders up, feet forward. At least try to look like you mean it."
Ser Alliser Thorne was a serjeant under the master-at-arms of the Red Keep, and everybody knew that Ser Alliser wanted the job above. Ser Willem Darry was a good man, but it seemed like more and more Ser Alliser took command of training the younger boys instead.
While their knights were preoccupied, that left the squires in the care of the likes of Ser Alliser.
The knight was a sinewy man with a cruel tongue, who carried a wooden stick in one hand and a bag of training swords in the other. "Well?" Alliser snapped. "What are you waiting for? Pick up sword and take position. What were we learning the other day?"
"Parrying, ser," Anders Yronwood said stiffly. The fifteen year old Yronwood heir stood stiffly, his shoulders already broader than the knight's.
"Parrying," Ser Alliser scoffed. "Aye, as if I don't have more anything important than teach you parrying. Hold your sword forward. Gatehouse, you pair with Tall Tower over there. Short Tower, you're with the Sour Grape."
At his command, Anders Yronwood and Garth Hightower turned to face each other, while Gunthor Hightower joined with Desmond Redwyne. Young Gerold Dayne (the "Sword of Stupid") was paired with Bryce Caron ("Wonder Boy"), while Lyn Corbray ("Killer") was paired with Tomas Darklyn ("Mommy Boy"), and Robin Hollard ("Tweedledee") was paired with his meeker cousin Dontos Hollard ("Tweedledum"). Ser Alliser had names for them all.
"Laughing Twins!" Ser Alliser jeered at Stannis and Bruce. Both boys just stared back stoically. "You're sparring together, take position."
Stannis picked up a training sword, but Bruce didn't. Stannis never said anything, but he looked irritable.
Ser Alliser was already walking between them, whacking ankles and wrists with the flat of his stick. "Move your feet apart, Stump," he snapped at Errik Hatford, a heavyset boy. "He may be as slow as a snail," Ser Alliser sneered at pot-bellied Balmon Byrch, "but try not to look so gormless when he hits you."
Gerold and Bryce were already sparring with each other, two young boys whacking sticks. "Parry," Ser Alliser hissed. "Do know that word means?" The boys hesitated, and Gerold was glaring. Ser Alliser shook his head. "By the gods, how did I ever get stuck training the likes of you miserable lot?"
"You cannot talk to us like that," Gerold bristled, stuffing his chest out. He was young, a boy of seven with bright silver hair. "I will be the next Sword of the Morning."
The knight only barked with laughter. "And snarks and grumpkins will fly," he sneered. "You're the son of a cousin who fucked a fishwife, 'Dayne' – you've never even stepped foot in Starfall, have you?" The young boy glared, his face turning red. "Ser Arthur may have taken you as a squire, but make no mistake – you're little more than a bastard."
Ser Alliser likes his cruel taunts, Bruce thought silently. For some men, cruelty was the only way they could think.
Stannis was standing in position, holding himself stiff with his sword outstretched. Bruce copied the stance without the sword, all the while Ser Alliser slowly strolled towards them.
"Don't," Stannis whispered to Bruce, but he pretended not to hear. Bruce's eyes narrowed on Ser Alliser.
"Congratulations. Between the two of you, you might have the wits to match a fencepost," Ser Alliser sneered at Anders and Garth. "I've known walls that could react faster than you two. Now hold the sword straight, keep your elbows in. Bend your knees, step… lunge." The wooden swords clanked together. "Again."
Everybody else was sparring, but Bruce still hadn't picked up a training sword.
Ser Alliser moved towards the back of the group, and his gaze slowly turned toward Bruce. His lips curled. "You. Bruce Wayne."
"Yes ser." Bruce kept his voice level.
"You don't have a sword, Bruce Wayne," he sneered.
"Yes ser."
"Pick up a practice sword, boy."
"No ser."
The knight cocked his head. "Boy, this is sword training," Ser Alliser said slowly, speaking as if Bruce was slow. "You need a bloody sword."
"No ser."
Stannis grimaced. A few of the boys scuffled, turning to stare at him. Ser Alliser's eyes bulged. "Are you trying to be funny, lad?"
"No ser," Bruce replied. "I don't make japes, ser. I don't hold swords either."
"Boy…" Ser Alliser raised his wooden stick warningly. Bruce didn't even flinch.
The knight's lips twisted. There was a pause, a moment of consideration.
"Fine. If Lord Bruce here thinks he's too good to hold a sword…" Ser Alliser sneered. "Cobray, Darklyn, step forward. You too Hollard. Not the fat Hollard," he sneered at eleven year old Dontos, "the talented Hollard."
Lyn Corbray and Tomas Darklyn hesitated, but they broke from their spar. Robin Hollard walked towards him too, leaving Dontos stepping back with his head hung. Lyn and Tomas were both tall and strong boys of fourteen, while Robin was twelve and somewhat podgy, but still tall.
Ser Alliser gave Bruce a look that said 'are you sure you want to challenge me?'. Bruce kept his head raised and his gaze firm.
"Lord Wayne here," Ser Alliser said slowly, "clearly thinks he doesn't need to learn how to use a sword. Is that right, boy?"
Bruce paused for a bit, and then he gave a curt nod. "I don't like swords," he repeated. He paused. "Respectfully, ser."
Alliser's face twitched. Bruce knew the knight's sort; Ser Alliser didn't like to be challenged, didn't like to feel out of control.
"Ser?" Tomas Darklyn said cautiously, looking down at Bruce. Fourteen years old, Bruce had seen him spar frequently enough. He was matched often with Lyn – Tomas was the stronger of the two, but Lyn was faster and more relentless. Robin was the weakest out of the three, but the most creative and unpredictable in a fight.
All three were much bigger and stronger than Bruce.
"This is a spar, "Ser Alliser ordered. He threw a wooden sword at Bruce's feet, and then turned to look to the other three. "If the bat boy thinks himself so good…" Ser Alliser spat. "… then I want you three to hit him until he thinks to pick up that sword."
Tomas, Lyn and Robin all looked at each other, holding their wooden swords doubtfully.
Bruce looked down at the sword on the ground, and then nudged it to one side with his foot. After a pause, Bruce raised his fists. He heard laughter from the crowd of squires, mocking voices. Stannis didn't laugh.
Ser Alliser meant to shame him, Bruce knew. It was an approach that Ser Alliser used frequently enough; pick one boy to put in the front of the group, and bully him to submission as an example to the others.
The other three boys held wooden sticks. Lyn will attack first, Bruce thought. He's too eager, he'll want the first blow. Tomas will be second, but he'll strike hard. Robin will flank me, wait for his chance, but he'll hit multiple times…
They won't work together so well, they'll clash with each other. Get in close, keep low…
"Hit him," Ser Alliser ordered. "Make him pick it up."
I won't.
Feet stepped forward. Bruce crouched low, stepping forward as soon as the first sword raised. Bodies surged, and wooden sticks whooshed. Stay low, keep limber. Press close to them, turn their reach into a disadvantage…
Lyn Corbray was first. The boy cackled as he swooped in and swept the wooden stick down. Bruce was already moving.
Bruce dodged the first strike, but there was no chance at dodging the second. Tomas was lunging. Bruce took the painful oomph with his shoulder, trying to twist around. He was trying to steer Tomas and Lyn into each other, but then Robin caught his ankle with the wooden edge.
Pain shot up his leg. Bruce didn't fall, but he stumbled. Robin was already striking him again.
"Pick it up boy!" Ser Alliser guffawed, kicking the wooden stick back to him. "Parry."
The second blow should have hit Bruce's chest, but his reflexes made it miss and graze his hip. Bruce tried to power through, but then…
Whack. Whack. Whack.
Pain. Bruce took the first three strikes and stayed standing, but then a solid lunge across the temple from Tomas knocked him down to the stones. Bruce felt blood on his brow, his knees scraping across the stones. Tomas backed away, but Robin didn't. The younger boy kept on hitting, and then Lyn raised his stick too.
The other boys were laughing. Bruce was left gasping, struggling to recover.
"Alright, that's enough!" Ser Alliser snapped. "Get off him, you two. Get off!"
Robin was chuckling, lingering for another whack. Bruce gasped, but he couldn't curl up on the ground. Focus. Focus.
The other squires were looking at him like Bruce was a fool. Three big boys ganged up on him, hitting him with sticks, but Bruce didn't even go for the practice sword. Stannis had his arms folded.
"Back off, you three!" Ser Alliser ordered, shuffling them away. "Leave little lord on the ground…"
He could still feel the broken edge of his front tooth. The Smiling Knight had hit harder than these three ever could.
The boys stepped away, but Bruce raised his hand. "I'm not done," Bruce said suddenly. "I'm not done."
The laughter hesitated. Ser Alliser's eyes flickered, but Bruce pulled himself off the ground. "This spar isn't over until I concede," Bruce insisted. "I haven't conceded."
Robin guffawed with laughter, spinning his stick. "What do you think you're doing?" Robin mocked. "Bat boy–"
His voice cut off, as Bruce's knuckles collided with his nose. It was a weak punch, but it caught the other boy by surprise.
Robin staggered in shock. Bruce heard Dontos giggle.
Bodies crashed together. Bruce's knee slammed into Robin's chest, and then he was shoving him backwards. Robin stumbled into Tomas, and then Bruce was turning onto Lyn. He kicked off from the other boy, swinging his fist straight for Corbray's chin.
It didn't work. Lyn had smooth reflexes, instead the wooden point jabbed into Bruce' chest. Even through Bruce's leathers, it was a hard blow. It hurt like a punch to the gut, but Bruce didn't fall.
"Basta–" Robin hissed, blood bursting from his nostrils. Bruce twisted, trying to parry, but then Tomas…
Whack. Whack.
Stannis groaned quietly. A few of the boys winced. The edge of Tomas' stick had smeared a bloody gash over Bruce's cheek.
Lyn's whack collided against Bruce's tender shoulder, and the pain caused him to shudder.
Bruce staggered, but he didn't fall. "I don't concede," Bruce muttered quietly.
Tomas and Lyn shared a glance. Tomas was pulling back on his blows, but Lyn's strikes seemed to be growing in fury. Slowly, Bruce raised his hands, taunting them to step forward.
"Boy…!" Ser Alliser growled.
"I haven't conceded," Bruce insisted. "It's against the rules of engagement to break a spar before concession, ser."
Ser Alliser didn't know what to do. Bruce could see the doubt in his eyes; this lesson is becoming bloody, Alliser was thinking, but to stop it now would be to let the disrespectful boy win.
Tomas looked momentarily hesitant, but Lyn and Robin were angry. "Come on," Bruce challenged. "Fight."
Lyn stabbed in. Bruce took the blow with his arm, and shoulder barged through it. He slammed into the other boy with all his weight, jamming his elbow in. Lyn's lost his footing, tumbling backwards, but then Tomas' swing…
Whack.
Bruce landed on the floor, but recovered smoothly. He rebounded back up again, his body twisting. Robin was on his feet too, bringing the stick down in a double-handed strike. Bruce dodged the first blow, but the second one hurt. Still, Bruce managed to grab a hold of the end of it, managed to yank hard. Robin tumbled down as well, wrestling and thrashing.
The two boys rolled. Robin was stronger, but Bruce had the momentum. He had better form, managed to press harder, almost managed to squirm away. Bruce nearly found an upper hand, until Lyn kicked him in the face. That caused his vision to blur, caused his nose to burst.
Ser Alliser was looking nervous. The knight could have ended the 'spar' at any time, but he didn't. Bruce hadn't conceded, and Alliser wanted Bruce to learn his lesson.
And I am. I'm learning.
"You kick like a girl," Bruce spat, "and I don't concede."
Lyn screamed. Robin tried to tackle him, but Bruce sidestepped and twisted the attack around.
Robin was too impulsive, and Lyn overreached himself. Bruce managed to disarm both of them, he might have found the upper hand against the two of them – but Tomas was different. The Darklyn squire was the best out of the bunch; he held himself well, and his strikes…
The wooden stick was like a lash. Bruce ducked between his arms, but the solid whack…
Bruce tried to recover, but then Tomas was on him with blow after blow.
"Fall down!" Tomas snapped, with another hard whack. "Stay down! Stay down!"
Bruce didn't. He got up every single time, muttering with every wheezy breath. "I don't concede. I don't."
This is all just practice, after all. He knew that he was at an unwinnable disadvantage, but this was what he needed to learn.
"Fall down!" Tomas snarled.
No. It was pure stubbornness, but Bruce kept on trying to press forward. Tomas kept on hitting him, and for a second the other boy's normally calm composure threatened to break.
The memory of being in the mud, while the Smiling Knight kept on kicking him, flashed before Bruce's eyes. Don't fall. I won't fall.
It was only when Tomas' stick broke against Bruce's shoulder that the fight finally seemed to die out. Tomas looked at the broken training sword, and then at Bruce's bloody face, and then he conceded.
Robin was howling with rage, Lyn was seething, but Tomas just seemed confused.
By the end of it, Bruce was a bloody mess, but it was the other boys that had to concede first. Bruce took everything they had and still managed to stand up after it.
"Goddammit Bruce," Stannis muttered under his breath, shaking his head. Nobody else seemed to know what to say.
The training session seemed to fizzle out after that, while Bruce was keeled over and coughing blood. Ser Alliser seemed at a loss, blinking repeatedly. Both Robin and Lyn had taken their fair share of bruises, but Bruce had been left beaten raw.
It was only noon, but Ser Alliser just called off the training and swept away.
"Why did you do that?" Tomas frowned, looking confused. He brought Bruce a soaked rag for his bruises. "I didn't want to hurt you, all you had to do was concede."
Bruce didn't reply, but he held no resentment. It was worth it just to see Ser Alliser taken down a few pegs. Bruce had no regrets. The bruises felt good for the soul.
Still, Stannis and Tomas both had to help carry Bruce back towards the barracks.
Come evening, the Kingsguard finished their rounds, and Ser Oswell was in a fury when he saw Bruce's state. The knight bristled, demanding to know what had happened, and then eventually grabbed Bruce's by the wrist and dragged him before Ser Alliser.
"What do you call this?" Ser Oswell demanded at the serjeant. "You were supposed to train them, not beat them bloody!"
Ser Alliser bristled. "It was his own bloody fault!" the knight protested. "The brat refused to didn't pick up a sword! It was disrespect!"
Ser Oswell looked incredulously. "And so you set three thugs to beat on him, you bloody fool?" Ser Oswell snapped. "Would have you had him lashed if he didn't get on a horse? Is that your level of competence, ser?"
"It was his own bloody fault!" Alliser Thorne snapped. "All he had to do was fall down, and it would have stopped!"
"You're meant to be their tutor, you fool! Is this lesson you want to die on, ser?"
It nearly came to blows between them, but then Ser Willem Darry had to step in. Ser Alliser was red-faced and abashed, but he refused to back down. That only made Oswell angrier.
In the end, it was decided that Bruce would not be taking lessons with the group any more, and that he was exempt from sparring. "Gods forbid you ever teach them with live steel," Ser Oswell fumed. "The boy would be dead by now."
Still, Ser Oswell dragged his squire away, and it was only as he called for the maester that the knight turned to yell at Bruce too. "And you, boy," Ser Oswell snapped. "What the fucking hell were you thinking? Did you want to spend another four weeks in the infirmary bed? Or do you just want to be crippled altogether, and not have to do a damn thing?"
Bruce repeated his apologies, which only seemed to make Oswell more infuriated. Ser Oswell punished Bruce too – ordering that Bruce would be polishing helms while all the others were sparring with swords. Bruce didn't mind that.
The Grand Maester was with the queen, but there was a young apprentice who treated and wrapped Bruce's cuts. Bruce took the chance to learn everything he could of the poultices and medicines that the maesters used, and to slip a few small vials into his pockets.
Come dusk, Bruce was finally free to limp back to his cot. The other squires were staring at him like he was strange. Bruce didn't mind that either. Stannis was waiting for him, with a heavy disapproving frown on his face.
"Why did you do that?" Stannis demanded. "You knew exactly what would happen, why did you do it?"
"Honestly?" Bruce said with a sigh. "I just wanted to escape from future lessons."
He winced as he levered himself into his cot. Bruce closed his eyes, and he was already replaying that scene in his head. He reimagined every movement, every strike and dodge, slowly trying to map out everything that went wrong.
I could have had them. If I had been a bit faster, a bit smoother, then I might have…
His bloody lips tightened, as he silently rehearsed everything that he would do better the next time. As he slept, he dreamt about fighting.
In the morning, he was awoken by the news swirling around the keep. The queen had suffered a long and difficult pregnancy, but it was over. Viserys Targaryen had just been born, and was said to be healthy.
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Two months later…
"Come up, come up! Come one and all! Are you blessed by lady luck?" Jack-Be-Lucky laughed, his gold tooth glinting in the sunlight. "Do you have the skill? Do you have the cunning? Your fortunes await, come one, come all!"
Jack-Be-Lucky was one of the most exuberant men Bruce had ever seen. They called him the Dockside Prince, or the Mud Market Millionaire, or the King of the Balls. Bruce knew that Jack had made up half his names himself, that he had fabricated his whole image. Jack's Gambling Den had been around for half a decade, but it had moved from alleyway to alleyway. Every time the watchmen shut one down, Jack would pick another street and set up shop.
The man dressed himself in a mix of extravagant and vagrant. Jack-Be-Lucky was barefoot, but he wore half a dozen chains of thick fake gold dangled from his neck. His cloak was stained and moth-bitten, but it was trimmed in velvet. He wore a wide, immensely floppy hat, decorated in everything from flowers to trinkets to fishbones. He was around sixty years old, and Jack-Be-Lucky pinned colourful items and trinkets on to his ragged attire, making him look like some brightly colourful bird.
There were many swindlers along the docks, but Jack-Be-Lucky was one of the greatest. It was all part of his image; that of an eccentric vagrant who had made his fortune and then lost it several times over.
The man was fascinating to Bruce.
"In honour of new prince!" Jack-Be-Lucky announced. "All slips are half price! To celebrate little Viserys Targaryen, half price, right here! Twice the reward and half the risk!"
Prince Viserys had been born several weeks ago, but the babe had only been anointed in the Great Sept two days ago. The ceremony had been an unspoken indication that the babe was now expected to survive; Viserys had been born healthy while all others had been weak. In the Red Keep, they celebrated with a feast of honey roast and fish glazed with saffron, but on the dockside it was half a day off for the workers, and an excuse to get drunk.
All around Bruce, the docks heaved. Sailors from the Fire Wyrm and the Dragonlord had just returned to port and got their payslips, and Jack-Be-Lucky was just getting started. 'His' alleyway was decorated in tinsel and makeshift banners, and shapes were painted on the walls, and arrows on the cobbles. Jack stood in the tide of bodies, laughing and cheering.
"Come, come!" Jack laughed. "One hundred gold dragons are up for grabs, anyone of you will take it home!"
Bruce knew that there wasn't really one hundred dragons. Jack-Be-Lucky ran his enterprise on less than ten, and no gambler had ever walked away with more than one. It was still a fortune, though; most swindlers dealt with coppers and silvers, but Jack-Be-Lucky used gold.
Bruce also knew that Jack-Be-Lucky wasn't really from Flea Bottom as he claimed, he actually hailed from Lorath. There was no trace of anything foreign on his accent, though, the man must have learnt how to remove all evidence of his home tongue. Still, Bruce found out when he eavesdropped upon 'Jack' speaking fluently to a group of Lorathi money tenders. Bruce hadn't been able to understand the words, but that had been the moment he figured out that Jack-Be-Lucky was a lot less fortuitous and lot more calculating than he appeared.
Bruce had spent the last two months prowling the dockside, absorbing everything he could. On a good day, the wharves were lined with trader's stalls, fishmarkets, apple carts, begging vagrants, with pickpockets and pursesnatchers aplenty. King's Landing's piers were filled with everyone from preaching red priests to halfpenny whores. There were hedge wizards that claimed supernatural powers, and pyromancers that held bright and fiery shows using burning powders.
Every day, the gold cloaks forced dozens off the wharves, but every day more came back to peddle their trade.
There was no shortage of scammers that hid coins under cups, or penny fortune tellers that read palms on the waterfront, but Jack and his gambling den was nothing short of legendary.
Bruce had found himself entranced by the place, trying to figure out how it worked.
Drunken revellers and sailors were already milling into the alleyway, while Jack laughed and danced in the street. People were cheering, while stalls sold cups of bitter ale and Jack laughed and laughed. Every night was a celebration in Jack-Be-Lucky's alleyway. Bruce joined the crowd, following the flow.
A large man caught sight of the boy, and raised his hand to block him. "No street trash allowed," the bouncer warned.
Bruce's face was smeared with mud, his face hidden under a cheap half cap. Bruce lifted a bunch of grimy papers from his pocket. "Messenger, m'lord," Bruce explained, pointing at the crowd.
The man grumbled, but moved inside. "Deliver and get out."
It never ceased to amaze Bruce how easily he could transform into a lowborn urchin. All it took were some mud-smeared clothes and a bit of an edge in his voice, and Bruce Wayne vanished. He could pass straight by highborn knights, men who had even met him, but they would never even look down on a street urchin. And as a messenger – the messenger boys and runners went everywhere in the city. All it took was a bundle of papers and a stolen cap, and Bruce discovered he could sneak all the way into Maegor's Holdfast itself.
The alleyway was heaving, but Jack had four men who were assigned to crowd control. Few people even realised that they worked for Jack – the bouncers tried to disguise themselves as patrons – but Bruce made note of each of them. He scanned each of them one by one, trying to judge how alert they were.
At the centre of alley, Jack had used pig's blood to paint his game board. It could have been a witch's circle, some magical ceremony to achieve miracles. "Turn silver into gold," as Jack advertised it.
"Get you slips!" an older man shouted, peeling off scraps of muddy parchment marked chalk. "Get your slips, place your bets!"
Few of the patrons could read, but they doodled shapes on the walls and parchment with chalk. There were ten areas of the board – marked by doodles as sword and shield, arrow and bow, star and crown, helm and bowl, tower and keep – with each area designated further by a number of dashes. The wheel itself was made out of stones stacked onto the cobbles and scraps of wood, forming a makeshift ring smeared in cheap paint. It was large enough for a man to run circles inside.
The rules were simple: the announcer would stand in the cross outside of the wheel, and they would throw seven stone balls into the ring. Men would place bets, and they would win a pot of the gold if the balls came to a stop in the right area. Other gambling dens relied on sharing from a combined pool, but Jack was different; Jack promised a fixed amount of coin to everybody who won. The more balls you got right, the more you won.
"My lucky boys!" Jack laughed, dancing on the spot as he swaggered backwards and forth. "Are you ready to win? One hundred coins right here, right now, someone will be walking away with it!"
There was an art to it, Bruce considered. People laughed at the brightly dressed old man making a fool of himself – but, at the end of the day, those same people were giving the fool their money.
With great exuberance, Jack-Be-Lucky pulled a hefty leather bag out of his overcoat, and the poured into the centre of the ring. The coins chunked – most were silver, but there were a few gold mingled between them. It was a big pile of coins.
The first time he had seen this setup, Bruce had thought Jack-Be-Lucky a fool. Every section on the ring was weighted equally, and potentially there truly was a large amount of money up for grabs. With most games you were guaranteed to lose, but more men walked out ahead with Jack than any other. Any experienced sailor knew the odds, they all knew the cons, but even the most suspicious could be intrigued by Jack's game. Men liked to jape that Jack-Be-Lucky was the worst swindler around.
The others swindlers on the dockside had been simple to decipher; Bruce had realised that the cups were rigged, the dice were weighted, and the fortune-tellers were simply smooth talkers. They all played on the same vice, that same desire for fortune. Jack-Be-Lucky portrayed his game as truly fair.
It was only the longer that Bruce stared that he realised the best swindler was one who disguised himself as the worst.
There was a… an equation to it. Jack-Be-Lucky allowed himself to lose, he frequently gave out chunks of silver, but he brought in gold. He hid his calculating nature under the flamboyance. He lost the small numbers, and his men hedged the bets when it came to the big ones.
Any experienced sailor should have known better, but what really fooled them was the pretence of fairness. Lady Luck rules this game, as Jack claimed, we worship her with every roll. It was a round board, and seven stones that would bounce around the ring several times. They would roll and clatter like marbles. Surely it was completely random where they landed?
But the more he looked, the more convinced that Bruce became that Jack-Be-Lucky knew exactly where the stones would land. There was technique to his throw, a measured perfection to movements. Jack hid it under the eccentricity, but it was skill.
There was so much skill it looked like magic.
Jack had probably spent his entire life rolling marbles, Bruce considered. It must have taken a thousand, ten thousand, a million rolls – millions of attempts of trial and error – before Jack became as good as he was. Every throw, every single day… it was pure perfection. What sort of accuracy was required to bounce a marble off a dozen walls, but still hit his target?
On the front of it, it appeared simple, but Bruce was learning to appreciate the complexities hidden beneath.
A maze of chalk marks and shapes smeared the walls. It looked like gibberish, but it was all a pattern. All of that bets were hidden on the walls. The patrons picked how many they wanted to wager on, and the bookies gave them their odds. Bruce found himself staring at it, entranced. The alleyway was heaving, voices were singing in crude vocals, men were stumbling – but there was a pattern to it. An order.
It was a way to make men believe.
"Throw the ball!" the crowd was chanting, while Jack-Be-Lucky laughed, skipped and danced. "Throw the ball! Throw the ball!"
The whole air was tingling, that mood felt infectious. Even despite himself, Bruce could feel his heart racing and the excitement tingling on his skin.
Bruce had learnt more in one outing on the streets of Flea Bottom than he did from a hundred days of Ser Thorne's tutelage.
Bruce's eyes scanned the crowd, measuring each step between them. Bruce's eyes narrowed on Jack-Be-Lucky's pockets, and on every man he brushed against. He to time the moment right. "Are you ready?" Jack was laughing. "Are you ready to win?"
Bruce caught glimpse of the exchange; he saw the flurry of hands as Jack discreetly picked something up from one of his men, and brushed the object into his overcoat. Jack didn't break stride, but Bruce saw the other men – the bookies and bouncers – preparing for the game.
A good hundred sailors filled the alley, the air stinking of cheap ale. Now, Bruce thought, I need to move now.
He took a deep breath, and shoved his way forward. Bodies crashed and heaved, Bruce was nearly crushed, but he forced his through and dangled a scrap of paper in the air.
"Message for you, m'lord!" the boy shouted. "Message!"
Jack-Be-Lucky swaggered through to Bruce, grinning brightly as he took the paper. "Henrik on Pigrun says ten on crown, twenty on star," Bruce lied. "Straight up on bow."
"Ah, thank you, my boy!" Jack laughed, marking the parchment and signally over to his bet-makers. "Take this back to Henrik now, and may Lady Luck smile upon you!"
Some of Jack's regulars made their bets by messenger, Bruce had learnt. Jack flicked Bruce a halfpenny, and the boy caught the small coin easily from the air. "Much obliged, m'lord."
Jack-Be-Lucky had sharp instincts, Bruce noted, but he was old and his eyesight was failing. Jack lifted the parchment up to the sky to inspect it in the faint sun, and Bruce saw his chance. The boy let a man in the crowd shove him forward, stumbling slightly on the cobbles, and his shoulder brushed against Jack's coat. Bruce's hand was in and out in an instant.
Still, he wasn't as smooth as he thought. Jack's hand shot downwards. "Apologies, m'lord," Bruce bowed, as he scampered away.
Jack's hand was in his pocket, frowning, but the old man relaxed slightly as he realised there was nothing missing.
Bruce tried desperately to keep the anxiety out of his face. The cap helped – it helped to hide his expression, to stop people seeing his emotions. Focus.
Others had tried to steal from Jack before, it rarely went well. Jack's men were sharp to pickpockets, and the pile of coins were in the centre of the ring – none but Jack was allowed within ten paces. Nobody could sneak away with coin if nobody could come close. Occasionally some drunken fool would try to grab and run with a handful of coins, but Jack's men patrolled both exits to the alleyway, and Jack ensured that the crowd itself reacted very poorly towards any who tried to steal 'their' money.
Stealing a coin or two from the revellers was fairly easy, but Jack was the greatest thief of them all. He ensured that men kept on giving their coin away, and kept on coming back.
The only way to actually beat him, Bruce had decided weeks ago, was to beat the game.
"Are you ready?" Jack roared. "This is your time, this is your moment! One of you will not have to come back to the ships ever again, perhaps you will never have to row another day in your life! Your fortune is waiting right here, will our lady bless you to take it? Do you have the lady's kiss?"
Bruce stared around the alley, waiting for the moment. The men were stomping their feet. With great exuberance, Jack raised seven stone marbles in his hands, holding them above his head.
"Throw the balls!" the crowd chanted. "Throw the balls!"
In Bruce's hand, there was an eighth stone ball hidden in his grip.
Bruce had only started to figure out the game when he realised that the balls were slightly different. They all looked smooth, but they were different stone. Some of the balls were heavier, others lighter. Bruce had spent a fortnight watching him roll before he figured out the system.
How did Jack know where he needed to land the balls?
The bookies took the bets, while Jack worked the crowd. On some days, the bets was fairly well spread around on the board, but Jack only made a profit when the bets were weighted at one edge of the wheel. If sailor bet his life savings, or a bunch of rowers grouped together for a chance at the big fortune, then that was a payday for Jack.
The bookies passing out slips made note of exactly where the balls shouldn't land, and they swapped the stones out to pass that information to Jack. They used the weighted stones as a discrete signal.
Today, the three hundred plus crews of the Fire Wyrm and the Dragonlord came back from patrol around the arm of Dorne – two big ships of the royal fleet. The seamen all had three months of copper in their pouches, and this was their first shore leave in a long time. There were more than just rowers in the crowd – Bruce saw bosuns, serjeants, quartermasters and coxswains present. This was a big night for Jack-Be-Lucky.
The man was laughing as he rolled the balls into ring, bowling them one by one.
And, if I'm right, Jack-Be-Lucky can never actually afford to lose.
The stones bounced. Bruce didn't even blink.
"Star!" Jack called, both hands in the air. Screaming as he announced the results. "Sword! Tower! Sword! Sword! Castle! And wheel! Raise your parchments, my lucky folk, raise them high! Are you blessed??"
The crowd roared. Jack didn't realise, but Bruce saw one of the bookie's eyes widening in shock.
"I won!" a man shouted suddenly. "Three swords, I won!"
Jack was clapping. "Congratulations, my man. Congratual–"
"I won too!" another voice called, a figure shoving his way forward. "Castle, tower, sword, I won!"
"I won!" a man roared. "I got four! Star, castle, tower, sword!"
Bruce saw Jack-Be-Lucky's eyes flicker. Others were cheering, but Jack's clapping stopped. Voices were clamouring. The bookies looked panicked.
It was simple, really; switch one of the balls, and suddenly it lands in the wrong place. Jack had been doing this game for a long time, he had become slack. It had taken Bruce nearly a fortnight to figure out how Jack used the balls, and another fortnight to plot the most critical moment to switch them.
It was all a pattern.
More and more were shouting up – half a dozen men were pushing their way to the centre. "All seven!" a voice screamed. "I got all seven, all seven! A hundred gold!"
That caused Jack to flinch. No one was ever supposed to get all seven right. Bruce could have grinned.
The bodies surged forward, stamping through the ring. Jack looked panicked. Bruce took a deep breath, waiting for his chance.
Men were trying to hold the crowd back, but they were coming in from all sides. They were clamouring, shouting, waving slips of parchments. Jack's facade flickered for a moment, but he tried to recover.
"Hold on, hold on!" Jack-Be-Lucky protested. "We don't appreciate cheats round here; get your paper to a bookie, we don't want no fakes–"
Bruce took his shot. He lined up his aim, and he threw the stone in his hand with all the strength he had. He had good aim. Bruce was aiming for the forehead, but the stone collided against Jack's nose with a painful crack. Blood spurted, and suddenly Jack-Be-Lucky was falling backwards.
One good throw of a stone, and all the order was gone.
The crowd went wild. A few of the bookies were already turning and running. The bouncers didn't realise how bad things were going, they were still trying to restrain the crowd. Bruce heard the scuffles, the grunt of fists and elbows…
The first man broke through the ring, diving at the pile of coin. Another man grabbed him, dragging him backwards, but hands were flailing. Kicking and screaming.
A bit of gold dangled before them, and a crowd became a mob.
Now.
Bruce dived in, leaping over a man and kicking off a wrestling body. His feet were smooth, he was fast. The boy slid across the painted cobbles, and his hand stretched out to grab a hold of as many coins as he could carry.
The boy crashed straight into the pile of coins. Silver filled his fingers, but he held three heavy gold coins between his teeth.
"Boy!" a man gasped. "Don't you dare–"
Bruce's hands were only big enough to grab a quarter of the pile, and he kicked the rest of the coins and sent them all scattering. The air glittered silver, and every hand jumped for the raining money.
The man tried to catch him, but Bruce slid right through his legs.
His hands were clenched to his chest, but coins still dripped through his fingers. Bruce was already running. Behind him, the alleyway exploded into a riot. Bruce was in and before anyone could even react properly.
Snatch and run.
Footsteps pounded. He saw daggers flourishing, drunken sailors spilling blood. Bruce knew it was dangerous, but at that moment he felt nothing but pure exhilaration. There was no fear, there was nothing but purpose.
There was nothing but feet pounding over cobbles.
Heavy footsteps, lumbering men were chasing after him. Perhaps they were Jack's thugs, or perhaps just patrons who realised what Bruce had done. Either way, he couldn't allow them to catch him.
"Boy!" a man howled. "Stop, you rat!"
The men were bigger, they had longer legs and better stamina. They would catch Bruce in a straight line, but the boy could beat them around corners. Bruce already had five different escape routes planned out, and he chose the best without even a moment's pause.
He darted into an alleyway next to a cooper's shop, where a pile of scrap wood was piled halfway up the wall. The men scattered after him, but Bruce was already jumping onto a broken crate, kicking off the bricks, and scaling up the wall. Bruce was on the tiled roofs and scattering across it before any of them could blink.
"Bloody hell…!" he heard a man gasp.
He was twenty foot off the ground and sprinting across slick, treacherous tiles. None of them men tried to climb after him.
It had taken fourteen falls before Bruce perfected that move, and another two dozen before he had been able to do it with his hands full. During his rehearsals, a few passers-by had stopped to laughing at the boy repeatedly falling off the wall. They wouldn't be laughing now.
He scattered across three rooftops before stopping and doubling back. Bruce dropped back down on the other side of the alleyway, taking a moment to hide the coins under his tunic. His clothes were smeared with the cheap paint Jack had used – painting himself muddy blue and black.
Thirty-seven silver stags, Bruce counted, and three gold dragons. He had inadvertently grabbed a few copper stars too, but it was a good haul by any standard. Bruce had learnt how pickpockets kept coins hidden under their elbows as they walked, he copied suit.
Bruce kept on running until he was three streets away, before finally stopping to pant behind a tanner's shop. His body was jingling, the coins were hard to balance under his armpits. I should have brought a satchel, Bruce cursed. Or maybe a belt with pouches would be better, but trying to carry so many coins without pockets had been an oversight. Stupid.
He took a long deep breath. He was trembling with elation. I did it. The biggest swindler on the dockside was ruined, and Bruce had three and a half gold dragons under his shirt. I did it, I…
"Oi!" a sudden voice called, footsteps in the alleyway. "Sewer rat!"
The boy could have groaned. I should have kept running until I was five streets away.
He stepped out from enclave, and there were two bodies walking down the street. Bruce turned, and he saw another two walking form the other end. All four were too short to be adults.
"We saw you stealing from Jack's," the boy noted, eyes narrowing. "Nice job. Except you're on Howler's turf, rat."
All of the boys were dressed in muddy clothes, and they each had a red sliver crudely stitched onto their jerkins.
He might have cursed. Of all the people to get caught by, the street gangs were worse than the guards.
In King's Landing, there were gangs of orphans and street urchins so ruthless they could put mercenaries to shame. There were twelve year olds with multiple gang hits to their name, fighting over every corner of the city.
The urchins made their business in minor crimes; stealing apples from carts and picking purses. The messenger boys all paid tithes to them, the pickpockets stole at the gangs' command. For a bunch of starving orphans, slivers of food and copper coins was big business. The urchins scurried through King's Landing like rats.
And Bruce knew that he blended in with them.
Bruce looked between the four of them, trying to measure the way they walked. The most confident had a swagger in his step, the others dragged their feet. One leader, he decided, and one sycophant standing close. The leader spoke first and walked with a swagger, but the smaller boy stuck close and kept nodding. On the other side of him, there was one chunky boy with the look of a bruiser, and another skinny kid with narrow eyes.
"What are you, a mute, street rat?" the boy sneered. "We ain't seen you on these streets before. Howler, you know the name?"
Bruce considered his options. He could try to deny it, but that would just be silly – his armpits were jangling with coins.
"This is Ferret's territory, ain't it?" Bruce said finally, mimicking their accent. "I'm tight with Ferret," he lied. "You mess with me and Ferret gets upset."
The leader bristled. "Ferret has from Dick's Bend to Mud Hook," the boy snapped. "Howler owns Fisher's Wharf right down to Coddy Way."
"Well, he said that Docket Square was his too."
"Fuck Ferret!" the boy snapped. "Scrawny fucking bugger. This is Howler's street, and no pickpocket or pursecutter works in Howler's street, without giving Howler his due." The boy pointed at himself.
"Take that up with Ferret," Bruce retorted.
The boy drew an edge from his belt. It wasn't a dagger, but it was a sharpened wooden spike. Like a stake. "I'm taking it up with you," he growled.
"Are you going to hand over what you grabbed?" the small boy next to him sneered, grinning like a monkey. "Or is Howler going to need to get nasty?"
I'm surrounded, Bruce considered. Four vs one; two in front, two behind. One wielding a sharp edge, but the others could have knives too. They were all gearing up for a fight, and the ones behind were trying to creep forward as if Bruce was about to sprint away.
He might have tried to run, but running away from urchins was different to outrunning guards. These boys likely knew all of the shortcuts and odd corners that Bruce did. The gold cloaks were heavy and dim, but any boy who roamed the streets needed to be fast.
No, Bruce decided, I won't be able to outrun them. And I would just tire myself out trying.
After a brief pause, he made his decision.
Bruce sighed. He had hoped it wouldn't come to this, but he refused to back down. This is practice, he told himself, just practice. No matter how much it hurt, he had to remember that.
The boy turned to face Howler, and slowly flexed his arms. "Let's just get this over with."
"Fucking street rats…" Howler snarled, as Bruce took a step towards him. "Are you dim, rat? There's four of us."
"For now," Bruce agreed. "But when I take you down, there's only going to be three. And I'm pretty sure the last two will run away."
That was met by snorting laughter. The boys behind Bruce kept on trying to creep forward. "No respect," Howler grumbled. "No fucking respect."
Four against one. Their ages thirteen to ten; two of them are bigger than me, one smaller. need to take down the leader, but the muscle isn't going to let me get close…
Bruce broke into charge, but then he heard the others lunging. As predicted, the ones behind him attacked first. Bruce heard the flop of their sandals as they jumped. Bruce flinched, twisted, and charged straight at the biggest boy.
Two targets. Bring them low quickly. Can't let them gang up; I need to be the one to set the tempo…
Fighting was all about control. The person who set the pace of the battle had the momentum.
Bruce shoulderbarged straight into him, taking the boy by surprise. It was like ramming a brick wall, but it caused him to stumble. Coins scattered out from beneath Bruce's shirt, but he raised his hand and slammed his fist into the boy's nose.
It might have hurt Bruce's knuckles more than it hurt the other boy. There was a stunted scream, more of shock than pain.
Control the fight. Turn it around.
The boy tried to thrash, tried to kick back, but Bruce dodged under his flailing arm and pushed close. Use his size against him. The boy tried to kick up with his knee, but Bruce swept in and grabbed his foot. There was a brief struggle, but gravity took hold and suddenly the larger boy was tumbling backwards.
A scream split behind him. Howler roared like a madman as he charged in, but Bruce caught a handful of silver stags from under his shirt and threw the coins at the boy's face. Use the distraction, control it…
Four against one. One of them is already down, and the little kid is hanging towards the backwards. He needed to play the odds; turn it from four, down to three, down to two, down to one.
Bruce's fist were curled, lunging at Howler. Take down the leader. Knock the leader down and the rest will-
Oomph.
A fist went straight to his jaw. Bruce recovered well against the first blow, but then the second…
Hands yanked his hair, trying to tear him down. Bruce staggered, but tried to recover. Then there was a third punch. And then the fourth…
"Fall down!" the other boy snapped. The fourth boy – the skinny boy with dark hair. "Fall down!"
Bruce didn't. He tried to raise his hands to defend, but he knew he was on the losing foot from the first hit. For a lanky boy, his hits were wickedly sharp.
"Fall down or I'll knock your fucking head off," the boy warned. His build was lean, but his eyes were dark.
"Try it," Bruce spat. "Give it your best–"
Oomph. The sixth punch caused his jaw to rattle.
Still, Bruce lasted until ninth punch before he finally staggered. He managed to land two blows of his own, before finally Howler caught him from the side with an sharp uppercut.
"Fall down!" the boy snarled as he punched, and Bruce finally did.
Coins chimed and scattered as he hit the cobbles. The silver poured out from beneath his shirt. Bruce grabbed a handful and threw them backwards while he squirmed, but the boys just brushed them off. The last boy – the one that stood back – was already racing to pick up all the silver.
Bruce squirmed on his stomach, as if trying to crawl a way. "Keep hitting him, Bronn," Howler ordered. "Fucking street rats should learn some respect."
The skinny kid – Bronn – complied. He bent over Bruce, and pounded the boy's face in with a sharp whack. Bruce gagged, wheezing. "You could have just fallen down," the boy muttered.
I know, Bruce thought, but he didn't dare reply.
Across from him, the heavy boy was already picking himself up off the ground. Silver poured out of Bruce's shirt, which Howler scooped up eagerly. The boy's eyes were gleaming at the sight of so many coins. Bruce kept his lips sealed and his jaw clenched. Blood was pouring from his nose.
"If you had a paid your dues, known your place," Howler snapped, spitting down onto Bruce's bloody head, "then you'd have hand over my share and I'd have let you kept half. But since you made us work for it?"
Howler picked out a single grimy silver coin, and dropped it down next to Bruce. "That's all you get, rat," Howler growled. "Remember this, and give Ferret the message. I'm the top dog in these streets."
Bruce didn't reply. "What's the matter?" the little boy sneered, spitting down on Bruce as well. "No smart ass reply?"
He gave none. Howler clicked his fingers, and turned to walk away. "C'mon, boys," he ordered. "We got ourselves a payday."
They walked away, along with twenty-six silver coins. Bruce's breaths were wheezy, breathing through a bloody nose.
"Stupid Ferret…" Bruce heard them mutter. "Disrespect…"
"Bloody kid broke my nose…"
"He can take a punch that one," the dark-haired boy complained, as he rubbed his bloody knuckles. "Goddamn, he sure can take a punch…"
Bruce kept lying on his back in the alleyway, staring up at the sky until they were gone. The bruises across his left eye were so thick he couldn't see through it. The alleyway was deserted – the only thing around was the stink of the tanner's shop.
And finally, Bruce opened his mouth, and he nearly gagged as he pulled the three bloody gold coins from his teeth.
As Bruce had been squirming on the ground and throwing silver, they never even noticed him hide the golden coins in his mouth. Bruce sighed, scooped up the three gold and one silver, and then limped away.
He headed straight towards the Sept of Willem on the Street of Flour, where the septas held a donation pool towards food and clothing for the city's orphans. Bruce dropped the three gold coins into the charity box and then limped away without anyone noticing.
He used the silver coin to buy himself replacement clothes, then he washed the blood off his face. It was dusk by the time he returned to the Red Keep.
The guards wouldn't have opened the gates for him, but Bruce knew exactly where to climb over the walls unnoticed. His knuckles were bleeding, making the climb more difficult as blood seeped into the horsehair rope.
Overall, Bruce considered, not a bad day. But room for improvement tomorrow.
_________
"Where is that boy?" Ser Oswell demanded, storming through the barracks. "Bruce bloody Wayne!"
Stannis tensed. A few of the other squires grimaced as they heard the knight's voice, but men screaming after the missing boy was not an unusual occurrence. "You. Darklyn!" the Kingsguard demanded. "Have you seen my wretched squire?"
"I have not, ser," Tomas replied dutifully. "He was assisting the grand maester with sorting papers, was he not?"
"And the Grand Maester said that he was sweeping the dungeons," Oswell fumed. "The guardsmen claim he never left the gates, but he's not in this bloody castle!"
Stannis was not surprised. Bruce had spent a long time searching for secret ways in and out of the keep, but not even Stannis was sure exactly how he did it. Bruce had a way of finding all the nooks and crannies. If Bruce wanted to escape, Stannis wasn't sure if any castle in the realm could hold him.
"Stannis!" Ser Oswell turned and snapped at him. "Stannis, where has Bruce gone?"
"I do not know, ser," he replied honestly. He and Bruce had quickly established a 'don't ask, don't tell' rule regarding the activities Bruce did outside the keep.
"Of all the bloody…" Ser Oswell groaned, pacing the barracks. "I'm already late, and I'll be damned if I'm going to wear grimy plate because of that wretched squire. My armour needs polishing, and my bloody squire is missing!"
The barracks stunk of polish and oil. All of the squires had been working since noon to polish their knight's armour into a shine. Stannis' hands were aching from polishing Ser Harlan's armour until it gleamed, and a few of the boys were still wiping helmets even in their bunk beds, but Bruce Wayne had been missing all day. The procession would leave the keep at first light in the morning, and it was already the hour of the bat.
"I'm sure that Bruce is on top of it, ser."
"Well, you tell Bruce that I'll have him in chains if he doesn't show up for rounds quickly," Ser Oswell warned. "He got chores to do, and I won't tolerate it."
Behind the knight's back, Stannis saw Bruce's head appear from the outside. The boy looked in through the window, glanced around the barracks, and then promptly disappeared. Bruce was climbing the walls again, Stannis thought sourly.
Ser Oswell didn't notice it, but Stannis sighed.
"I would check the armoury, ser," Stannis said dutifully.
"I've just came from the bloody armoury."
"I would check again."
Ser Oswell's eyes narrowed.
Sure enough, as they approached they saw the flickering candlelight under the doorframe. Bruce had turned sneaking in and out into an art form, and Ser Oswell looked infuriated as he charged through the door. "Boy!" he boomed. "What the bloody…"
The knight's voice trailed off as he saw Bruce sitting cross-legged in the middle of the floor, with a white shield across his lip, a rag in his hand, and a bucket of polish by his side. Bruce's face was baring fresh bruises and cuts; two black eyes, a swollen lip, and bloody brow.
Stannis's jaw tensed. He gave Bruce a quiet look that said 'Again, Bruce? Really?'
Ser Oswell sighed. The knight was not surprised, only exasperated. "And what happened to you this time?"
"I fell off a wall, ser," Bruce replied, keeping his voice respectful.
"Aye?" Ser Oswell rolled his eyes. "How many times?"
Bruce shrugged. "Lost count, ser."
"Boy, I swear…!" The knight took a deep breath, regathering himself. "We're setting off at first light, boy, the king demands everything must be perfect – and my armour is still a bloody mess."
"It's done, ser," Bruce said promptly. "Three coats, on and off, circular wipes. Wax for the steel, and oil for the shine."
Bruce pointed to the corner of the room, where a set of ceremonial plate armour for the Kingsguard stood gleaming. It was smooth white steel, with the black bat of Whent on the buckle and cloak clasp. Ser Oswell sagged.
Stannis was willing to bet that the armour hadn't been like that an hour ago. "I washed your cloak as well," Bruce added. "The cotton cloak – fresh water only, with soap, hand-washed and dried."
There was no hint of smugness in Bruce's eyes, but he sat straight and attentive.
"Well, my destrier needs brushing down, her feed–"
"All done," Bruce said. "Supplies packed, horse clean. I've been feeding her carrots, ser."
There was a long pause. The knight seemed to deflate somewhat. "My sword," Ser Oswell said finally.
"Fresh from the whetstone, sharpened hilt upwards," Bruce replied. "Across the grain, inch and a half at the base. The hilt has been polished, and I had the pommel refitted as you requested, ser."
"My saddle is tearing at the hems."
"I stitched it myself, ser. Bit of a tear on the girth, I sewed it up. Double thread."
Ser Oswell looked like a man who had just realised that all the cups were rigged. "Then pack the bloody saddlebags, dammit!" he growled. "I've got new drapes and lances for the tourney, and I expect that each one has to be…" His voice trailed off as he looked at Bruce's expression. The knight sighed, rubbing his eyes. "… It's all done, isn't it?"
"Yes ser," Bruce said with a sad nod.
"By the gods, boy, I swear… I swear…" Ser Oswell waggled his finger and shook his head, but he didn't seem to know how to finish that sentence. Instead, he just growled and turned to stomp out of the armoury.
The door slammed behind him. Stannis and Bruce were left standing in silence. There was pause, but then Bruce returned to polishing the shield.
After a few heartbeats, Stannis moved to sit down on the floor next to him.
"How did you polish his armour so quickly?" Stannis asked finally.
"Oh, I bought him another set."
"You did what?"
"I found the armoursmith who made his original," Bruce admitted. "And commissioned the exact same again. So now every time Ser Oswell needs it cleaned urgently, I just swap between them. He hasn't realised yet."
"That…" That was both impressive and disturbingly efficient. "That must have cost a fortune."
Bruce only shrugged.
A decent set of plate armour cost about eight gold dragons, Stannis considered. The type of commissioned high-quality armour that a Kingsguard would wear would cost at least four times that. That was a lot of money to pay just to save several hours work, but Bruce didn't even seem bothered.
There was a pause, and Stannis narrowed his eyes as he inspected the other boy.
Bruce struggled to sleep during the night, Stannis thought. The boy still suffered terrible night terrors; sleep was difficult for him. Staying awake most of the night and distracting himself in the day was the only way Bruce had found to ease it. Bruce was the sort to constantly look for solutions, and he didn't lack for wits.
Stannis motioned at his bloody face. "And who was it this time?"
"Just some street urchins. My own fault."
Stannis raised an eyebrow. "I went for the big one first," Bruce explained dourly. "He was the heaviest, the thickest muscles, I thought he was the greatest threat – so I tried to take him down first. But it turned out that the big one was slow, but the skinny one, he was fast. The skinny one caught me with a hook as soon as the other fell. I shouldn't have made the assumption, should have prioritised differently." Bruce shook his head. "It was my own fault. I made a mistake and suffered for it."
"You're going to get yourself killed."
"Probably," Bruce admitted.
Stannis' eyes narrowed. "And for what? A handful of coins?"
"I don't care about the money. The money is just a way to keep count."
"Then report these men to the city watch and be done with it," Stannis said, the irritation in his voice clear.
"You know why I don't," Bruce retorted. "They are practice."
Stannis rolled his eyes. A distraction more like, he thought with a quiet scoff. "I don't care if you want to steal from swindlers and thieves," the boy said stiffly. "But if you ever cross the line to breaking the law, I won't protect you anymore, Bruce."
"Noted," Bruce said dryly. The cut above his brow was weeping, dripping blood down his cheek.
"And if any of the knights ask," Stannis added, "I refuse to lie for you."
"Never expected you to."
"And sooner or later," Stannis said coolly, "someone is going to knock you down so badly you won't be able to get back up."
There was a pause, a quiet consideration. "I don't mind losing," Bruce said with another shrug. "It happens. I've got no regrets, I don't mind taking a fall."
Bruce turned towards him, his eye hard. For an eleven year old boy, Bruce had the gaze of one much older. "But I never lose the same way twice. I learn from my mistakes, I don't make them again." Bruce gave a quiet nod. "Sooner or later, I'm going to run out of mistakes to make."
The only reply was a gentle scoff from Stannis.
They sat in silence for a bit. Stannis had never been comfortable with how Bruce chose to spend his days and nights, but it was Bruce's business and Stannis knew the younger boy was too stubborn to change. Then again, perhaps Bruce thought the same about Stannis too.
"Try to get some sleep, at least," Stannis said finally, after a long pause. "We'll be leaving at first dawn."
"Will do," Bruce said, but it was a lie. Stannis knew that it was.
"The king and the prince will both be there," Stannis added, "and they say Aerys is obsessed – there can be no slack in the procession. He might have you flogged if you fall asleep on your horse."
"I will be fine," Bruce sighed. "Fresh and early, to set off for this tourney."
It would be the second tourney Bruce ever attended. The Hand of the King had chosen to host lavish tourney in celebration of Prince Visery's birth, and it seemed like half the realm would be in attendance. The keep was roiling, every knight and squire was eager with anticipation, and they were all preparing to set off west.
The tourney at Lannisport promised to be a grand affair.
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Author Notes
Till next chapter... "The Banefort Knight"