The Accidental Necromancer - A Lighthearted Quest

[Cornuthaum]

"You are being taken into the custody of the Sufficiently State Secret Department under charges of Unlawful Life-taking, Unlawful Life-giving, Negligent Necromancy, and Possession of Unregistered Magical Conduits. You are entitled to one phone call once you have been remanded to the custody of the Walrus."

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The gears of the bureaucracy grind on and on and on....

[x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."
We can empirically prove that not only a.) this cat is even more filled with pure, unadulterated evil than normal cats, but b.) doggos and buns are superior.

[x] Hit it, Shaggy!
I mean for fuck's sake all you did was bring a slightly more evil than normal cat (so 105% evil) into her office to look at. That's NO BLOODY REASON to call in DELUSIONAL MADMEN who are COATED IN SALT, MEGAN. IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A BAD JOKE? STILL! SOMEONE EXPLAAAAAAAAAIN!

 

[Hykal94]

[X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
[X] You Backstabbing Cow!

Finally, a kitteh jihad quest. This forum is severely lacking them.

When are we waging war against those Byzantine dogs?

 

[Guilop]

[x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."
[x] Hit it, Shaggy!

That swordo dude doesn't look like he'd be able to find the right person even if they were standing right in front of him, so I'm sure he messed up.

 

[Arcus]

[X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
[X] You Backstabbing Cow!

We should kill the vet and resurrect her as our first undead slave soldier.

I mean, she definitely deserves it for calling the cops on us, right? There's no way we might be being a tad excessive here.

 

[Arcus]

[x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."
[x] Hit it, Shaggy!

That swordo dude doesn't look like he'd be able to find the right person even if they were standing right in front of him, so I'm sure he messed up.

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The purple haired idiot is wearing a giant bronze mask that blocks his vision, what did you expect?

 

[the swarm]

[X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
[X] Recruitment Drive
"Waaaaiiiit, is this a joke? Are you guys promoting something, because this is hilarious and I totally want to be part of your organisation! Great job with the salt and the cat, by the way, you had me going there."

 

[Night_stalker]

[X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
[X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

 

[Macchiato]

Okay, I'm going to close the vote in about 10 hours or so.

So now's the time to make your pitch if you want to get your way and currently aren't. I think yelling at the vet is currently leading, although I haven't done an actual count to verify. I am honestly surprised people went for that option but okay xD *pats SV users*

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 8, 2018 at 9:26 PM, finished with 28 posts and 18 votes.

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  6 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf

  4 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker

  2 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear

  2 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."
  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  1 people have voted

  [X] Foist the Cat-sail, Away

  • Macchiato

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."
  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • Krekalie

  1 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."
  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • Nevill

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • the swarm

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 8, 2018 at 9:26 PM, finished with 28 posts and 18 votes.

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  11 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • the swarm

  7 people have voted

  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • Nevill

  5 people have voted

  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • Krekalie

  3 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear
  • the swarm

  3 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."

  • Nevill
  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  2 people have voted

  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  1 people have voted

  [X] Foist the Cat-sail, Away

  • Macchiato

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."

  • Krekalie

 

[Whiskey Golf]

[X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
[X] You Backstabbing Cow!

Also we need the hubs to make the bun cocktails at the end of the night. We'll most definitely need them.

 

[Robotninja]

Can we call 911 if they actually try to take us away? Because they are acting crazy, and pretty sure that secret law enforcement agencies are not legal.

 

[Macchiato]

Can we call 911 if they actually try to take us away? Because they are acting crazy, and pretty sure that secret law enforcement agencies are not legal.

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This is in Australia (brief reference in the OP), so it's '000' to start >.> Also, are you sure they're not recognised by the police force as a legitimate agency? Like, you've got a (possibly) zombie cat, a Seeing Soul Cat, and a dude crusted in salt, we're not exactly operating in the real world as it is <.<

 

[Nevill]

They probably aren't that secret if a vet knows their number.

 

[Macchiato]

They probably aren't that secret if a vet knows their number.

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B-but, it's in their name! You mean the name is a sham?!

 

[Macchiato]

Vote closed! I'm hoping to put up an update in a few days ^^

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 12, 2018 at 3:24 AM, finished with 34 posts and 19 votes.

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  11 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • the swarm

  7 people have voted

  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • Nevill

  5 people have voted

  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • Krekalie

  4 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."

  • Nevill
  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop
  • ctulhuslp

  3 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear
  • the swarm

  3 people have voted

  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop
  • ctulhuslp

  1 people have voted

  [X] Foist the Cat-sail, Away

  • Macchiato

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."

  • Krekalie

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 12, 2018 at 3:24 AM, finished with 33 posts and 18 votes.

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  11 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • the swarm

  7 people have voted

  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • Nevill

  5 people have voted

  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • Krekalie

  3 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear
  • the swarm

  3 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."

  • Nevill
  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  2 people have voted

  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  1 people have voted

  [X] Foist the Cat-sail, Away

  • Macchiato

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."

  • Krekalie

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 12, 2018 at 3:27 AM, finished with 32 posts and 17 votes.

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  11 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • the swarm

  7 people have voted

  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • Nevill

  5 people have voted

  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • Krekalie

  3 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear
  • the swarm

  3 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."

  • Nevill
  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  2 people have voted

  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."

  • Krekalie

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 12, 2018 at 3:27 AM, finished with 32 posts and 17 votes.

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  6 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf

  4 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker

  2 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear

  2 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."
  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."
  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • Krekalie

  1 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."
  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • Nevill

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."
  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • the swarm

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 12, 2018 at 3:28 AM, finished with 32 posts and 17 votes.

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  11 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • the swarm

  7 people have voted

  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • Nevill

  5 people have voted

  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • Krekalie

  3 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear
  • the swarm

  3 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."

  • Nevill
  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  2 people have voted

  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."

  • Krekalie

 

[ctulhuslp]

[x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."

[x] Hit it, Shaggy!

edit: literally by 2 minutes. Well okay then.

Adhoc vote count started by Macchiato on Feb 12, 2018 at 3:23 AM, finished with 34 posts and 19 votes.

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  11 people have voted

  [X] "Let's cross that bridge when we come to it."

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • the swarm

  7 people have voted

  [X] You Backstabbing Cow!

  • OneirosTheWriter
  • LucidProp
  • NuclearConsensus
  • Hykal94
  • Arcus
  • Whiskey Golf
  • Nevill

  5 people have voted

  [X] Let's Cronkite This Shit

  • veekie
  • Mother Nyx
  • zxzx24
  • Night_stalker
  • Krekalie

  4 people have voted

  [x] "No, the cat is definitely not mine."

  • Nevill
  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop
  • ctulhuslp

  3 people have voted

  [x] Recruitment Drive

  • Kipeci
  • Spear
  • the swarm

  3 people have voted

  [x] Hit it, Shaggy!

  • Cornuthaum
  • Guilop
  • ctulhuslp

  1 people have voted

  [X] Foist the Cat-sail, Away

  • Macchiato

  1 people have voted

  [X] "Yes, that'd be great."

  • Krekalie